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Carling Cup draw sweepstakes? (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 13, 09:11:22
- Doncaster away (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 13, 10:01:23
- I'm going for.... Southend away (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 13, 09:57:25
- Brighton (A) (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 13, 09:57:19
- Exeter (a) (n/m) (NCFC) - Declan, Jun 13, 09:52:42
- Cheltenham (a) (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 13, 09:51:52
- Peterborough (a) (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Jun 13, 09:51:05
  - Peterborough at home would be good (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 13, 09:54:34
- Carlilse (a) (n/m) (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Jun 13, 09:39:25
  - where the fuck is that? Carlisle (n/m) (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Jun 13, 09:40:56
  - We're in the Southern section of the draw, so we can't get them (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 13, 09:40:02
    - Bournemouth (a) then...is that south enough for you (n/m) (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Jun 13, 09:50:46
    - Northernist (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jun 13, 09:46:30
- are we in North or South? If in South draw which I think we are (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 13, 09:38:43
  - South (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 13, 09:39:45
- Morecambe (H) (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 13, 09:37:15
  - I don't think we can be drawn against Morecambe (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 13, 09:38:12
    - Oh. Leyton Orient (H) then (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 13, 09:42:20
- Leeds Away ( & Gossip!) (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Jun 13, 09:35:23
  - we're resigning andy hughes marvellous (n/m) (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Jun 13, 09:38:42
  - Rui Marques? (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 13, 09:37:07
    - Paul Huntington (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Jun 13, 09:51:04
      - Kenton wants to come back closer to home... (NCFC) - Declan, Jun 13, 09:54:15
      - Oh yeah. Would be a good signing. Fingers crossed. (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 13, 09:52:30
- Tranmere (A) (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 13, 09:32:21
- Real Madrid away with ronaldo to score (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jun 13, 09:32:02
- Doncaster home (n/m) (NCFC) - capecodcarman, Jun 13, 09:30:42
- Aldershot away (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jun 13, 09:30:31
  - Would be good. Even better if I am not working that day (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 13, 09:44:00
- Southend at home. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Jun 13, 09:30:02
- Plymouth away (n/m) (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Jun 13, 09:29:28
- MK Dons away (n/m) (NCFC) - steven, Jun 13, 09:28:17
- Colchester away (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 13, 09:26:52
Come on the Croatians. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 13, 00:01:55
- I did that once. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 13, 09:22:09
Caption Competition [sort of] (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 15:05:15
- This page unintentionally left blank (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 12, 15:12:19
  - Anarchist special (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 15:17:22
- I wouldn't (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 15:11:24
- This page is sponsored by Wrath of the Barclay (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 15:11:23
  - Do you lose many libel cases? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 12, 15:51:39
    - I haven't lost a case for over 5 years (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 16:01:41
      - Lawyers always claim they never lose (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 12, 16:47:44
      - Which bits of law do you deal in ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 12, 16:15:04
        
        Commercial law, BUT (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 16:31:29
        
        Should I mail you with the question then ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 12, 18:19:14
  - Winner (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 12, 15:13:04
  - "Who moose", please. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 15:12:58
    - we had some spinach falafel last night (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 12, 15:16:26
    - Who moo (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 15:14:09
- "The goal is a bowl/where the ball must go." (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 15:08:13
  - Oh yes (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 15:13:49
- Don't let the bastards get you down (General Chat) - pants, Jun 12, 15:07:17
Anyone on here work in advertising? (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 12, 14:41:59
- Just get Daddy to stump up the funds, save all the hassle. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 14:52:53
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 12, 14:53:25
- You need to get on the blower... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 14:51:35
  - KPMG might do another one for us (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 12, 14:53:17
    - Try KFC...dial 0022 9567438326483976484 and ask for Colonel Sanders (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jun 12, 14:54:38
  - Rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jun 12, 14:53:08
- I'll take a whole page with you, all it needs to say is, (NCFC) - tudders, Jun 12, 14:46:23
  - What shall I file this post under, remember it's me that starts it all off with you? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 12, 14:58:15
    - Humour, maybe. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jun 12, 15:04:29
      - I guess I'm on a loser whatever I say here (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 12, 15:06:12
    - I might contact ioko (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 12, 15:00:02
  - £575 in colour, £500 black and white if you want a page (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 12, 14:46:43
    - 'Colour'? 'Black&White'? Racist! (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Jun 12, 15:40:45
    - That's twice what the EN charged me for a whole page in their Successful Businesses of (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 14:49:11
      - We're £600 short of covering the printing costs (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 12, 14:54:17
        
        lol - a sound business proposition then (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 15:04:37
        
        "Daaaaaaaaaaaad ......." (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 14:58:23
        
        Noooooooooo (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 12, 14:59:24
        
        How many pages, colours, is it? What material? When's your deadline?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 14:55:53
        
        40 pages, all colour (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 12, 14:59:36
        
        How many do you get printed? What's the stock? What's the finished size? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 15:01:23
        
        About 3,000 (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 12, 15:05:17
        
        Keep going, FP! Don't be discouraged! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 12, 15:14:37
        
        When is the deadline for orders? (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jun 12, 14:55:27
        
        Well (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 12, 14:59:12
        
        None of that explains what the DEADLINE is (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 15:03:55
        
        The student union haven't set one (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 12, 15:04:41
        
        You may need to extend the net beyond WOTB...just in case we're not all into buying (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jun 12, 15:07:12
        
        I can assure that I have been searching in other places and will continue to do so (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 12, 15:08:31
        
        How is it distributed and what essentially is it's message? (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jun 12, 15:10:20
        
        We just place the papers around campus, in bars etc (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 12, 15:11:58
        
        " ...I fucking well refuse to let this happen." (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 15:01:42
        
        To be frank this sounds like a shambles (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jun 12, 15:01:07
        
        This isn't my fault (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 12, 15:04:10
        
        Open your dictionary, and read the definitions of "fault" and "responsibility". (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 15:05:43
        
        I'm dealing with a problem created by someone else (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 12, 15:06:25
        
        If it's your responsibility, it doesn't matter whose fault it is. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 15:11:53
        
        My parents are not well off (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 12, 15:13:52
        
        Best you start picking up that phone instead of whining to us then. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 15:18:47
        
        I posted that on here knowing I'd probably get that response (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 12, 15:20:29
        
        If you are the one tasked with raising income this IS your problem (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jun 12, 15:08:36
        
        Look at it like this (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 12, 15:11:23
        
        Bloody hell (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 15:12:42
        
        Secondly (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 12, 15:16:14
      - £20 pay printer £60 concert tickets £420 beer (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jun 12, 14:51:06
- No one works in advertising, they just sit around all day. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 14:45:04
  - Strapline Sally (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jun 12, 14:46:06
- Circulation? (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jun 12, 14:44:55
- Bill Hicks works in advertising, if that's any help. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 12, 14:44:12
  - Title of successful French ad man's autobiography (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Jun 12, 14:46:44
FAO Latituders (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 12, 14:34:42
- Did you try the FB groups Mr Lurd? Or, as I say ebay has luds. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 14:46:07
  - ill try that later cheers (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 12, 15:16:27
- My brother already has one apparently. Are we, per chance, related? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 14:35:37
  - we're all brothers of the wrath (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 12, 14:45:15
  - Just noticed Jeremy Hardy is also part of the comedy line up... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 14:45:08
    - If you don't see Sigur Ros you deserve dry analling into the middle of next year. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 14:49:43
      - I'm looking forward to that bit, but yes, yes I will be watching them (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 14:52:16
      - Lordy lordy (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 14:51:31
Can people please stop eating gay food for lunch (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 12, 14:22:48
- Can it, soldier boy. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 14:41:54
- Lunch - laughing stock - (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 12, 14:29:45
- AB won't be told (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 14:26:23
Salt 'n' Vinegar French Fries... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 13:59:48
- Salt 'n' Vinegar anything is sh*t, (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 12, 14:30:25
  - You seem to be confused old timer with anything that is cheese and onion... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 14:33:34
- Very nice indeed. I'm rather partial to Salt 'n' Vinegar Squares. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 12, 14:01:33
  - T-Bone Steak Roysters (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 12, 14:03:38
    - oo yes lovely jubley are they. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 12, 14:08:06
      - I also like but do not have on my personage at this particular time... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 14:14:26
        
        Anything made by Kettle Chips (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 14:17:39
        
        Cheesy Quavers everytime. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 14:25:22
        
        And they've got REAL extract of cheese in them too so they're good for you as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 14:29:11
        
        [checks packet]"cheese powder", My favourite variety of cheese. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 14:35:38
        
        My point entirely - cheese powder contains lots of diary goodness and if all else fails... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 14:37:00
        
        *dairy* (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 14:37:37
        
        Though if Cheesy Quavers were floaty light diaries too... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 14:38:30
        
        lol. There's a market there. Narcotic, calcium rich, personal organisers (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 14:54:19
        
        Boooooooooooothorpe intut (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 14:20:33
        
        Kettle Chips do take the skin off the roof of your mouth though (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 14:19:32
        
        Yep, deliberation over your mastication required. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 14:20:49
        
        I never deliberate I just got on with the job in hand, as it were (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 14:23:36
        
        And they are Union bashers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 12, 14:21:59
        
        Oh well (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 12, 14:46:22
        
        Well that's 'Merkins for you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 14:43:23
        
        ... (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 12, 14:22:59
        
        Excellent, I shall show my support for their principled stance by buying even more (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 14:24:44
        
        Turd. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 12, 14:25:03
        
        "Hello, is that Ocado? Yes, I'd like to increase my order to 25 large packs a day. (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 14:27:13
Chicken and avocado salad, grapes (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:20:01
- Bacon roll, HP sauce. MAGIC (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jun 12, 14:37:32
- Today I outgay you. Fresh raspberries with a Rachel's Organic yoghurt. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 13:38:28
  - Very sugary that yoghurt (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:40:11
  - Oh, and I might pick at some left-over Meeting Food (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 13:39:40
    - Belly's gonna get ya (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:41:07
      - Couple of cubes of dead creamy feta, 2 spicy chicken wings, tiny sausage, (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 13:43:31
        
        ... (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:43:53
        
        You've not seen AB in the flesh then? He's a slight lad. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 14:06:39
        
        So is the chap doing the running (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 14:19:03
        
        He's not seen no one - he be hider, he be (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 14:10:02
        
        Stalker (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 14:18:51
- Turkey,bacon and stuffing. Bacon wheat crunchies (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 12, 13:25:40
- Chicken Kiev and Potato Noisettes (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 12, 13:22:40
- tandoori chicken baguette, posh tyrells crisps and a granny (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 12, 13:21:31
Tinkering according to Phrankin (NCFC) - pants, Jun 12, 13:00:56
- What point are you trying to make because is Phrankin's point was (NCFC) - Jim, Jun 12, 13:08:06
  - He had to because Taylor had gone, that is very obvious (NCFC) - pants, Jun 12, 13:11:34
    - BULLSHIT (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 12, 13:18:05
      - on another note, camara played 12/13 games in the unbeaten run, then when dropped... (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jun 12, 13:24:45
        
        and why did Camara get dropped? (NCFC) - mr carra, Jun 12, 13:33:42
        
        cos Roeder's a BASTARD (NCFC) - pants, Jun 12, 14:51:48
        
        precisely, meaning we were exposed down the left far too easily (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jun 12, 13:35:48
        
        when the successful formation Roeder had created (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 12, 13:38:51
        
        Thus illustrating (a) the problem of Hucks and (b) the problem of having to play Bertrand (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:38:26
        
        That is true (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:26:53
        
        i did too, although his crossing is poor, he is a very solid left back (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jun 12, 13:28:56
        
        Yes (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:31:02
  - Anyone who saw the games would agree... (n/m) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jun 12, 13:11:16
  - thing is - Roeder just started to try a few things out (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 12, 13:10:52
    - Didn't we lose 4-1 to Leicester before he starting "tinkering" as you all put it? (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 12, 13:21:31
      - My thoughts exactly (NCFC) - pants, Jun 12, 13:24:13
      - NO....Leicester and Hull were the first (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 12, 13:22:26
        
        Hull home started the huckerby backlash, cos gibbs played (NCFC) - pants, Jun 12, 13:27:37
        
        Oh f*ck off! You really are showing up the fact you don't watch us here (NCFC) - Jim, Jun 12, 13:49:03
        
        Huckerby had an injection before leicester and didn't make the team (NCFC) - pants, Jun 12, 14:43:56
        
        Is that true - I don't think so. (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 12, 15:07:21
        
        Yes gibbs played and was poor (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 12, 13:32:33
    - I'll agree with that I suppose. A lot of those results aren't a surprise though (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 12, 13:12:54
- Sheffield actually scored an onside goal against us at carrow road (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 12, 13:05:20
  - hahahahaha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 12, 13:07:35
    - you brought up a refereeing error. (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 12, 13:08:54
- What vendetta arising from some long ago post are you pursuing here, pants? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:04:33
  - vendetta? (NCFC) - pants, Jun 12, 13:06:24
    - NIT PICKING (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 13:11:31
      - If only I could think of a Japanese player getting selected in England (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:14:10
        
        been a few racist remarks on here (NCFC) - pants, Jun 12, 13:16:17
      - Nitty Nora! (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 12, 13:12:55
      - I like nip picking (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 12, 13:11:59
    - yeah and my initial post was about ambition in the boardroom (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 12, 13:07:29
      - because you hack at this club at any opportunity (NCFC) - pants, Jun 12, 13:09:09
- Don't forget (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 12, 13:04:02
  - fair enough (NCFC) - pants, Jun 12, 13:04:50
  - that form over a full season is 23rd position (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 12, 13:04:25
    - It would mean unbeaten at home with 45pts... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 12, 13:08:32
      - you have to include my 3 games with pants 12. (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 12, 13:10:36
      - im just stating a fact that the last 15 games after all the tinkering (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 12, 13:10:16
        
        but that's being selective - our 15 games before that were (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 12, 13:12:33
        
        Isn't the point that we had a settled looking team which was performing its socks off (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:17:10
        
        It kind of shows that we only have faith in managers when we're 13 games unbeaten (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 12, 13:20:45
        
        Yes but that is the point... WHen the tinkering with personell (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 12, 13:14:30
        
        All this is telling me is you'll turn on Roeder next season at the first opportunity (NCFC) - pants, Jun 12, 13:18:59
        
        go have a wank (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 12, 13:16:22
        
        Yeh and we stayed up. Like I say Roeder's error if anything (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 12, 13:16:21
        
        I think he did a brilliant job keeping us up (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 12, 13:19:35
        
        Maybe if you didn't grumble so much during the bad patch (NCFC) - pants, Jun 12, 13:22:33
        
        Grumble... like leicester away when I moaned that Henry was left wing Croft right (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 12, 13:27:47
        
        hahahaa more slagging off (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 12, 13:29:15
        
        No... THE SAME QUESTIONNING AS I DID AT THE TIME (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 12, 13:31:23
        
        No-one forgets that (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:18:37
        
        FFS - I was the main person saying that for the last few games of the season! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 12, 13:28:29
Bearing in mind the abuse anyone gets when they post about how they like a particular band (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:24:02
- Embrace? What *that* Embrace (Come back to what you know) or am I demonstrating how out (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 12, 12:40:53
  - Embrace are shit (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 12, 12:47:55
    - Not arguing that but does that article refer to them or another band called Embrace? (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 12, 12:51:06
      - They were probably referring to the other Embrace, (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 12, 13:18:44
        
        Cheers sheffc (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 12, 13:25:18
        
        No probs. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 12, 13:36:42
    - You would say that. You go to places called N59. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 12:49:39
      - i don't (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 12, 12:58:18
- new Coldplay album out today... (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 12, 12:28:52
- I got called Pentangleface and am distraught. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 12:28:17
  - I like Herbert Jansch, but Mrs Yarmy refuses to travel in the same car if I put it on (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 12, 12:33:58
    - I like him too, nice voice innit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 12, 12:43:33
      - Yep, and fiddly-widdly guitar picking which is always good (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 12, 12:51:42
    - Me too, Mrs mbk would make me do a dance to it. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 12:40:21
  - That does sound like someone who should drink in the King's though. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 12, 12:33:11
    - It does a bit and I'm sure that, if you went in often enough and looked hard enough, there (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 12:38:03
      - Biggest is best. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 12, 12:42:42
        
        Too right. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 12, 12:51:54
    - should drink *goat's blood in a chalk circle at midnight* in the King's (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:34:00
  - You'll cope. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 12:30:55
    - Good point (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 12:34:42
      - You'll be right, just make sure you have a get-out clause if he's on one. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 12:36:59
        
        Oi! I heard that. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 12, 12:52:35
        
        Which SA day are you doing at Lords? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 12:54:07
        
        Satdee. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 12, 12:56:02
        
        That's the 12th isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 12:56:43
        
        Yes. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 12, 13:00:37
        
        Sorry moi darrlen. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 12:54:05
        
        It's okay. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 12, 12:56:37
        
        Hent finished it yet. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 13:37:00
        
        Ficko (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:39:20
- I'm not worried (General Chat) - Mr Creosote, Jun 12, 12:25:53
  - Die Emo boy, die!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:27:49
    - Oh ok then (n/m) (General Chat) - Mr Creosote, Jun 12, 12:30:46
      - Worried now (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:35:19
Himmers. Ra Ra Riot. You like? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 11:24:05
- I likes a lot, and shes really fit (General Chat) - pants, Jun 12, 11:45:39
  - Don't mind me... (General Chat) - Dog, Jun 12, 11:50:40
    - No, that's a 'cello. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 11:52:17
      - Sounds like a right load of old pony. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jun 12, 11:58:36
        
        I'll all in favour of more cellists and violinerists in pansy indie bands. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 12:11:26
        
        I'm partial to a fiddle every now and again too. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 12, 12:23:12
        
        haha, I gots Fear of Music's album on promo (General Chat) - pants, Jun 12, 12:01:47
      - yeah, cellist is the fit one (General Chat) - pants, Jun 12, 11:54:13
      - So they do... (General Chat) - Dog, Jun 12, 11:53:22
        
        The singer appears to be carry a small guitarist in his back pocket (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 12:07:04
        
        Plus the violinist seems to have an erection. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 12:39:26
        
        Chortle. Good spot. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:34:18
  - Yeah, I read all that about the dead drummer. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 11:48:32
    - A new album from beyond the grave? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 12, 12:13:39
      - They got a new drummer, silly. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 12:17:10
        
        Currently impossible for England's middle order (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 12, 12:22:20
    - was one of my fave gigs of last year, well worth seeing live (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 12, 11:50:42
Horses Brawl are playing the Reepham Festival (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 09:20:23
- Pentangleface (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 12, 09:50:34
  - May the circle be unbroken - they are playing The Green Man this year I believe. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 09:52:41
    - the gods of folk (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 12, 09:53:57
      - I am a bit. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 09:59:49
        
        the eclectic eels (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 12, 10:07:08
- I love them. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 12, 09:47:45
  - Music to have gout to. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 09:49:48
    - Making music to watch gout go by! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 12, 09:52:46
      - (sic) (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 12, 10:01:32
    - rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 09:50:12
- Attilla the Stockbroker uses a crumhorn too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 09:40:30
  - My Dad's played with him. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 12, 09:55:05
    - Cor. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 09:56:59
    - Did he get done? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 09:56:55
      - Up the shitter? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 12, 10:05:01
        
        Oh, Lord. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 10:09:00
        
        You knew it was coming! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 12, 10:12:50
  - Horses do 'early music' - you might like them if you were in the mood for early folky (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 09:43:53
    - I like early stuff, but I always think it would be better appreciated (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 09:45:42
      - Indeed, or whilst having a putulous, feotid boil lanced by a backstreet quack with a (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 09:49:05
  - Is fROOTS a magazine for gay folky types? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 09:42:20
    - No (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 09:45:15
- My Nanna used to live off the Reepham Road (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jun 12, 09:38:04
  - That's a bit more Hellesdon than Reepham though. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 09:41:36
- are you one of them badly worn boys? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 12, 09:32:55
  - No, I am not. They played the St Benedict's Street Festival on Sunday. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 09:39:00
    - Did you go down there? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 12, 09:49:46
      - Nope - sat in The King's beer concrete for a bit, later on though. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 09:51:15
Pidgeons (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jun 11, 14:46:00
- Yes, it can be like that with pigeons as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 11, 15:30:36
  - or pidgin messenger (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 15:35:18
    - Oh they are the worst. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 11, 15:36:15
- Not sure a racing pidgeon would wish to be seen talking to a common pidgeon. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 11, 15:27:19
- If its a carrier pidgeon it is recyclable (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Jun 11, 15:08:39
- Try and catch it, it might be worth loads of money (n/m) (General Chat) - Tron, Jun 11, 14:49:50
  - Careful though, it might be General Melchiot's (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 11, 14:54:21
    - Mario? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jun 11, 15:05:42
      - Well hip hip huzzah with highly polished brass knobs on (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 11, 15:13:49
    - Darling? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jun 11, 14:55:04
  - Catch the pidgeon (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jun 11, 14:52:42
    - More of a Mutley (n/m) (General Chat) - Tron, Jun 11, 14:55:47
- They probably think he's going to take all their plumbing work off them by charging less. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 14:47:07
Can anyone recommend some good biographies of footballers? (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 11, 14:09:58
- Gary Doherty- My road to glory (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, Jun 11, 14:59:13
  - That's very, very, very long (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 11, 15:06:04
- Stan Ternant's Stan The Man is great (n/m) (Other Football) - inutero, Jun 11, 14:30:37
- How about (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 11, 14:23:58
- Fack Call to do with footy... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 14:19:49
  - Northern Industrial Gay? Gerry Arkwright? (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jun 11, 14:21:35
    - Yep and yep (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 14:22:32
      - I had a tape many years ago; but it seems to have gone missing (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jun 11, 14:53:09
- Not read it myself, but this has been recommended (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 11, 14:14:13
  - I've read it - really liked it. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 11, 14:18:57
  - Yes, reading that at the moment, Garry Brooke off of on here lent it to me. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 14:18:32
- Off topic but this might interest you (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 11, 14:12:19
- Cascarino's autobiography is really good. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jun 11, 14:12:02
  - Viva Marc Libra gets a mention in it too. Bonus (n/m) (Other Football) - Tron, Jun 11, 14:51:10
- Didn't Garrincha shag anything? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 11, 14:11:59
  - No. Nothing at all, porr bugg*r (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 11, 14:13:10
    - That's not true, is it? (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 11, 14:19:30
      - He was a legendary swordsman. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jun 11, 15:04:40
Hey AB, is it good? (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 11, 13:40:40
- Bill Byson gets right on nerves... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 14:10:56
- Yeah. Not very heavyweight, but he's done his research. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 13:43:25
  - I read that a while back (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 11, 13:54:11
    - I would have been surprised at that, but I watched The Supersizers Go ... Restoration (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 13:58:56
      - He's dead? Shakey?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 14:12:16
        
        Gween door, as I remember (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 11, 14:14:57
      - Yes, you always read in historical novels about people ordering another pint of sack (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 11, 14:02:15
        
        Talking of Alcholic excess (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 11, 14:08:39
        
        *alcoholic* (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 11, 14:09:25
        
        Bryson reckons that the water was so rancid, in London at the time at least, that it was u (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 14:05:48
  - Oh yeah, and Asdas are selling it for about £3.27 or something ridickalus like that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 13:45:31
The Apprentice (General Chat) - Fleggster, Jun 11, 13:24:08
- Our secretary knows one of them, Helen something or other? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 13:28:47
  - I bet that's not true (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 11, 13:32:10
    - You're probably right, although I don't relish the prospect of putting it to the test. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 13:35:43
    - I saw Saw, but not Saw 2 too. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 11, 13:33:51
- Claire (n/m) (General Chat) - Declan, Jun 11, 13:27:57
- I think young Alex will be victorious. Lost it's sparkle this year once Raef was fired. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 11, 13:26:11
  - Alex is a first class twat (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Jun 11, 13:30:31
    - Yes he is, which is why he will win. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 11, 13:35:11
    - Does Karen Brady use Martin Taylor as a great example of business? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 13:32:08
      - lol - Token Female business woman on this years panel. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 11, 13:35:36
        
        At least she's now learned not to say "Break a leg" to the team as they run out (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 11, 13:38:16
        
        yeah, look at me, I can't flog a centre back, can't sell a club to anyone, my manager walk (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 13:37:47
        
        I made it in business (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 11, 13:38:28
        
        *reference to KB not me* (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 11, 13:39:40
        
        You really do come out with some little "gems" CC. I snorted. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jun 11, 14:09:17
        
        Schoolgirl error (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 11, 13:42:12
        
        When I lived in London many years ago (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 11, 13:44:55
        
        Every day I cycle past Clitheroe Road (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 11, 13:47:52
        
        ... (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 13:50:05
        
        Maldon Road? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:46:53
        
        Hall Den Road? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:47:04
        
        Condom Road? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:48:06
        
        neither of those but you're welcome to keep guessing (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 11, 13:47:45
        
        Howards Way? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 13:48:16
        
        Call Dom Road? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:47:39
        
        Pigeon Street (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 13:47:28
        
        Small Bum Road? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:48:44
        
        Full Tum Road? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:49:00
        
        Pull a Nun Road? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:49:16
        
        Tooled Up Bun Road? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:50:05
        
        Pooled Cum Road? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:50:21
        
        Fueled Ton Up Roas? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:52:47
        
        Hurry Up And Tell Me As My Lunchbreak Will Be Over Soon Road? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:53:31
        
        HARD-ON ROAD (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 13:55:56
        
        Rude (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 11, 14:00:26
    - Also, "English (Fluent)" (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 11, 13:31:18
He's talking about us, isn't he. (Other Football) - CB41, Jun 11, 12:52:17
- "These comments do not represent the collective view of the Premier League." (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 12:54:55
- It was Arsenal it would be (Other Football) - pants, Jun 11, 12:53:50
  - To be fair thought (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 11, 13:21:45
    - aye but (Other Football) - pants, Jun 11, 13:27:11
      - what, for you, does make a 'talent master'? (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jun 11, 13:29:04
        
        Moyes? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 11, 13:36:19
A goalkeeper........... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jun 11, 12:13:04
- Wakey wakey. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 12:15:57
  - oh. Well that's just not fair. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jun 11, 12:20:11
    - deal with it, shitbag (NCFC) - pants, Jun 11, 12:22:06
      - :( I won't - I think it's all jolly unfair. Blub, blub blub. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jun 11, 12:24:15
        
        I've thought about buying a nantes top from toffs (NCFC) - pants, Jun 11, 12:25:21
        
        I've got a Nantes top from '94 (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Jun 11, 12:59:42
        
        you'll look a nantes in it (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 11, 12:26:33
        
        straight to video (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 11, 12:27:34
  - Farty and Babović in the same team!! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 11, 12:18:11
Not the most reputable source but... (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 11, 10:44:11
- Imagine the tentage! (NCFC) - Yellow Ice, Jun 11, 11:22:48
  - ^^^selwyns front lawn minus the scrapped cars^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 11:23:56
- Rigters was supposedly demanding silly money, wasn't he? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 11, 11:10:22
  - Maybe we've come to some sort of compromise? (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 11, 11:18:38
  - Rigters post (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jun 11, 11:13:25
    - That's the one. And was the follow-up that seemed kind of convincing (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 11, 11:17:17
- Saw my mate at the weekend for first time since he posted this..... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jun 11, 11:05:06
  - Except what he actually posted was..... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jun 11, 11:09:26
- I'd be happy with them 3 signings...a good start (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 11, 10:53:12
  - do we know? i've seen nothing confirmed? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jun 11, 11:01:21
    - Brandon's mate at the FA knows... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 11, 11:03:06
  - If you do, email me please (NCFC) - pants, Jun 11, 10:55:58
    - I was going to say the same! (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 11, 10:56:25
- plus the 1 other... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 11, 10:50:48
  - He's here, he's there, he's in your girlfriend's hair (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 10:59:24
    - Great, isn't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 11, 11:02:40
Beer Tashtastic FACT! (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 11, 09:27:04
- 0.57 litres, 0.56 mililitres. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 10:27:11
- Wher in the UK can I pay for Guiness in $ ?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jun 11, 10:25:31
  - USAF Mildenhall (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 11, 11:01:10
    - Acshurely it is RAF Mildenhall, officially. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jun 11, 11:07:27
      - you is right (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 11, 11:40:59
      - Lakenheath is closer to me (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jun 11, 11:20:44
        
        How unfortunate - wall to wall shit beer (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 11:22:56
- Thats great tash/guinness-tastic reporting ... (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Jun 11, 09:30:03
  - I felt it was my public duty to report that Beertash FACT (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 11, 09:32:24
I wonder if all them people that supported pattison on here after his drink drive caper (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 10, 15:16:21
- like your congratulating Blair below? (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 15:21:59
  - i am struggling to think of any to be honest pants (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 10, 15:23:46
    - Here Mr Hitler, have Czechoslovakia, it's ours to hand out to anyone, look we've got a (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 15:24:52
      - you wouldn't want it pants (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 10, 15:26:40
        
        ahh yes, the Balkans, another British Laurel and Hardy (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 15:29:20
        
        Czech Rep and Slovakia aren't in the Balkans, pants. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 15:30:58
        
        mybad (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 15:33:48
        
        No problem (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 10, 15:34:59
        
        That's what bush would do (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 15:35:54
        
        Time will prove that they did absolutely the right thing (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 10, 15:37:58
        
        The 'right thing' in what sense? (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Jun 10, 16:40:39
        
        The prime reason was not and is not to do with Oil (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 10, 16:46:02
        
        those pesky iranians (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 16:55:59
        
        I think 1953 just sort of happened (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 16:57:46
        
        Look at me getting marvin'd (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 16:58:29
        
        Or Zimbabwe (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 10, 16:41:45
        
        or Uganda. (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Jun 10, 16:43:29
        
        Or, gulp, China (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 10, 16:44:52
        
        can't have that, they've got rules, so everyfings cheaper (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 16:45:20
        
        no rules (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 16:45:30
        
        Spot on (NCFC) - Cannydc, Jun 10, 15:50:11
        
        Afghanistan is a complete success isn't it? (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 15:52:08
        
        OK - believe what you want (NCFC) - Cannydc, Jun 10, 15:57:57
        
        When did we withdraw from Basra City? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jun 10, 16:22:56
        
        I mean... (NCFC) - Small, Jun 10, 16:31:37
        
        1918? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 16:25:35
        
        I believe that the troops are dying because we can't give them basic equipment (NCFC) - Small, Jun 10, 16:02:51
        
        They are not (NCFC) - Cannydc, Jun 10, 16:03:43
        
        Apart from no Nightvision binocuars, (NCFC) - Small, Jun 10, 16:09:22
        
        You are completely wrong (NCFC) - Cannydc, Jun 10, 16:16:14
        
        almost correct (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 10, 16:39:54
        
        To clarify (NCFC) - Cannydc, Jun 10, 16:08:56
        
        Does it matter what the reason is? (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 10, 16:11:49
        
        Anyone would think Harry is just out there to do some service (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 16:19:40
        
        Of course it matters (NCFC) - Cannydc, Jun 10, 16:17:43
        
        No, the public perception is of a government incapable (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 10, 16:22:30
        
        We'll take your word above the coroner's (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 10, 16:06:44
        
        That documentary about Al Jazeera was pretty interesting (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 16:10:55
        
        He had a political point to make (NCFC) - Cannydc, Jun 10, 16:10:13
        
        Shame about those (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 10, 16:02:46
        
        When was the last one? (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 16:05:06
        
        I'll get on the phone to easy jet then. stag party time (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 16:01:06
        
        what's he doing behind you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 16:00:36
        
        How will time tell it to have been right? (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 10, 15:51:26
        
        Cos our economy benefitted, and so did there's (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 15:52:46
        
        Tell that to the tens of thousands of innocent people killed (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 10, 15:40:53
        
        Just look at the way this country treats the wounded that went off to that shambles (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 15:43:51
        
        How do they treat them ? (NCFC) - Cannydc, Jun 10, 15:49:33
        
        If you go off to war and come back badly wounded, you shouldn't have to want for anything (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 15:50:47
        
        Are you speaking from knowledge, or red top rabble (NCFC) - Cannydc, Jun 10, 15:54:15
        
        red top rabble (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 15:56:33
        
        More fool you (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 10, 15:55:28
        
        Through a medium I suppose? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 10, 15:42:38
        
        Derek Acorah could probably (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 10, 15:43:30
        
        Sure, why not! (n/m) (NCFC) - Derek Acorah, Jun 10, 15:53:54
        
        Is sam in your arse? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 15:54:33
        
        No, just my head (n/m) (NCFC) - Derek Acorah, Jun 10, 15:56:20
        
        haha, at least ghosts are more likely than wmd I suppose (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 15:57:53
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Derek Acorah, Jun 10, 16:00:01
        
        lol (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 15:40:06
        
        Stan Laurel was British (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 10, 15:30:51
    - Yeah, taking fucking liberties with Polar Bears. Geddem. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 15:24:24
      - hose the fuckers down (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 10, 15:24:50
  - ?? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jun 10, 15:22:50
- well said (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 10, 15:18:05
- Maybe someone should send Mr. Pattison a link to the story... (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 10, 15:17:27
  - Then forward it on to finnan (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 15:18:31
If we signed Garry Monk we could chant "Garry Monk! Monk! Monk!" like out of the old Ian W (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 15:12:59
- I'd be happy with any of those (NCFC) - Small, Jun 10, 15:30:28
- He's here, He's there, he's in your missus' hair, Garry Monk, Garry Monk (n/m) (NCFC) - Thomo, Jun 10, 15:20:18
  - Rolf Harris (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 10, 15:21:27
  - ^^^ Back of the fucking net. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 15:21:06
  - I like that one. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 10, 15:20:51
    - he was talking about your missus though (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 10, 15:24:16
      - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Thomo, Jun 10, 15:32:56
    - thought you might! (n/m) (NCFC) - Thomo, Jun 10, 15:21:27
- "Monkin' All Over the World" would have been my preference. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 10, 15:16:25
Isn't it a shame that one of the best competitive (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 10, 14:35:08
- Wouldn't even begin to agree that the game is "overshadowed" by the offside decision. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 14:36:44
  - The performance has been. It's all anyone is talking about. (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 10, 14:37:52
    - "... all any one is talking about ..." (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 14:42:04
      - I suppose this page suggests he has a point.... (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 14:43:34
        
        And this one (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 10, 14:52:38
        
        And this one (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 10, 14:53:17
        
        And this one (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 10, 14:53:41
        
        And this one (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 10, 14:54:33
        
        At least they've stopped banging on about whether Ronaldo's effing off to Real or not (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 10, 15:00:48
        
        Have they ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 10, 15:03:30
        
        I'm not sure, could you find some links and add them to this thread? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 10, 15:10:13
        
        Yes, it's an awful shame, I bet RVN wishes he'd never bothered. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 14:56:42
        
        And every news bulleting last night, and everyone in the bloody office. (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 10, 14:55:03
        
        Well, for balance, I watched two news channels this morning, have heard two radio stations (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 15:00:47
        
        AB, you don't count. You are in a non-participating country (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 10, 15:04:16
        
        And I'm thoroughly enjoying it so far. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 15:10:10
        
        You should tell her (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 10, 15:14:12
        
        I wasn't really into it, but the wife wanted to watch the first games and that was it. No (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 10, 15:12:50
        
        "bloody office"? (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 10, 14:56:13
        
        Boom boom. Actually they locked that room. It is probably haunted (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 10, 15:00:49
        
        Well, perhaps. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 14:45:40
        
        well, if anyone starts a conversation about this in the pub (Other Football) - Dave in France, Jun 10, 14:47:02
        
        Dave (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 10, 14:49:54
        
        I think he'll use the "IED defence" (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jun 10, 15:11:19
        
        I'm sure he won't (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 10, 15:14:41
    - only on here where we're proper nerds, surely (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 14:39:44
    - I love Marco (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 10, 14:38:27
    - Cheese (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 10, 14:38:15
Anyway, I said Holland would do well and Sneijder would be the key man (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 14:27:24
- You wait. He who laughs last, (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 10, 14:32:05
- well done (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 10, 14:29:31
- no (Other Football) - Dave in France, Jun 10, 14:28:43
  - Dave maybe you know the answer..... (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 10, 14:31:56
    - france (as we saw) are very defensively minded this year (Other Football) - Dave in France, Jun 10, 14:43:12
    - Or Anelka over Henris and Gomis, and leave Trezeguet at home ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 10, 14:32:44
      - star sign (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 10, 14:33:17
      - Henry's injured (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 14:33:15
        
        Not OK for the full 90 perhaps, but the French I'm working with (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 10, 14:36:48
        
        If he was anything like he was at Barca (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 14:46:15
        
        Five Live commentators I was listening to expected Henry to be subbed on at some point. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 14:39:21
    - star sign (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 10, 14:32:28
the only thing these two have in common is a geordie accent (NCFC) - ingi, Jun 10, 13:07:28
- Successfully ignoring bb again (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 13:09:17
  - Yep, me too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 13:18:57
  - My hero (NCFC) - Lol Morgan, Jun 10, 13:17:19
    - If that's the best you can come up with, you best carrying on claiming (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 13:21:08
    - Bored with rofl then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 10, 13:19:29
  - There be nudity on that show. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jun 10, 13:09:49
    - I can put channel 900 and summit on if I want to watch someone pretending to be fucked (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 13:11:34
      - Vomit. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jun 10, 13:11:55
f.a.o Old Git (NCFC) - ingi, Jun 10, 13:01:16
- I'm having flash backs to my Uni lectures... thank god I now only practice Criminal Law (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 10, 13:04:57
  - Practise is the verb in England, dear boy. (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 10, 13:08:13
  - We used to have someone else on here practice crimanal law. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 13:06:02
    - Crikey, tha's well impressive! (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jun 10, 13:07:19
    - I'd forgotten him (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 10, 13:07:09
      - Don't think so (NCFC) - Mr Creosote, Jun 10, 13:39:28
      - yes, but i believe not as frequent (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 10, 13:10:58
      - I'm starting to wonder. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 13:07:34
        
        .... (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 13:18:22
        
        nah - lappinitup was stupid, and didnt show scummer tendencies (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 10, 13:26:55
        
        remind me of the original name (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 10, 13:08:53
        
        Can't remember. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 13:16:35
        
        Dr. lappinitup (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 10, 13:15:02
        
        oh of course (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 10, 13:20:18
Euro 2008 (Other Football) - Martin Peters, Jun 10, 12:55:35
- i agree with all that except the Germany to win it bit (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jun 10, 12:58:11
  - Unfortunately I agree with MP. It has the dullards written all over it (Other Football) - CB41, Jun 10, 13:01:41
    - and they're in the p*ss easy half of the draw (n/m) (Other Football) - mr carra, Jun 10, 13:03:08
      - apart from Portugal. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 13:06:14
        
        yep. But that's a lot better easier than the other half! (n/m) (Other Football) - mr carra, Jun 10, 13:11:19
        
        Yes, the other side of the draw is much worserer. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 13:17:37
- For the good of football (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 12:57:26
  - Baloney (Other Football) - thebigfeller, Jun 10, 13:06:21
    - I'd agree (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 13:09:53
  - Wouldn't mind seeing Croatia win (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:58:21
    - they were bl**dy tedious (and lucky) on Sunday though (n/m) (Other Football) - mr carra, Jun 10, 13:02:20
      - but in the rules of the game, if you're hand is in the air and makes contact with the ball (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 13:06:09
        
        I wasn't referring to the alleged 'pens' (Other Football) - mr carra, Jun 10, 13:13:55
        
        yeah, I know you weren't (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 13:15:38
        
        the UEFA statement was a bit odd (Other Football) - mr carra, Jun 10, 13:18:55
      - they looked good for 20mins then somehow lost total confidence (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 10, 13:05:34
        
        That's exactly what I thought. If they get past the group stage I'm buying a Croatia shir (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 13:08:21
    - I'd win £50 if it happened (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 10, 12:59:12
- I'm fine thanks, how are you? (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:56:10
in IED's defence (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 10, 12:50:39
- Are you saying that ied's nuts are awfully awfully tight? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 12:54:12
  - did you type awfully twice because you were drivelling with excitement at the thought (General Chat) - pants, Jun 10, 12:56:28
    - did you type drivelling instead of dribbling because you were so excited (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 10, 13:00:24
      - might of (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 10, 13:02:48
        
        Good ofage. Well played. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 13:04:42
        
        Did you type of instead of have because...oh fuck it, who cares (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 10, 13:03:58
        
        lol (General Chat) - pants, Jun 10, 13:04:50
    - Ummm (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 12:59:08
      - oh, ok (General Chat) - pants, Jun 10, 12:59:40
        
        Hope this helps (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 13:07:36
        
        cheers (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 10, 13:12:23
    - Good grief!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 10, 12:58:04
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:57:40
  - If she is good looking, then yes (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:55:43
- I'm stronger than I look (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:52:45
- Not if they were done at Halfords:-( (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 10, 12:52:34
  - I've never had any problems with them (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:53:24
- to be fair, I've gone into the garage to sort out my bike in the past (General Chat) - pants, Jun 10, 12:52:26
If it's what some of you want, cos I'm a good bloke, I'm wrong about the rule (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 10, 12:21:09
- It seems that (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jun 10, 12:31:11
- I've just read the Laws of the Game on FIFA's website (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 10, 12:26:23
  - It's on page 102... (General Chat) - Declan, Jun 10, 12:31:25
    - He was pushed. (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jun 10, 12:42:00
      - "in order to place an opponent in an offside position" (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 10, 12:47:34
    - Well, by that rule he definitely *was* offside and Keith Hackett is full of shit. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 10, 12:36:05
      - As far as I can see, the rules don't actually say anything about this situation (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 12:43:37
        
        But I thought you were saying it was all so simple? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 12:47:27
        
        well that would clinch it, but where did you see that? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 12:50:53
        
        ah - just seen the ref to that on the beeb website (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 12:54:19
        
        Ridiculous (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 12:57:47
        
        Only all over the entire web (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 12:52:17
        
        Only no-one can find that quote in any of the rules (n/m) (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 10, 12:53:34
        
        exactly (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 12:55:40
        
        Yes, I'd agree with that - it's massively unclear (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 10, 12:59:39
        
        I guess one thing... (General Chat) - mr carra, Jun 10, 13:10:07
        
        that's probably true (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 13:05:02
        
        Nope (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 12:55:20
        
        and that bloke is referring to the rule we've all seen (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 12:58:14
        
        Well he's obviously not, actually (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 13:07:13
        
        scroll down to page 102 and it's there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 13:08:23
        
        No it isn't, fuckwit (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 13:13:04
        
        oh, acksherly that's a different version to the one I was looking at before (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 13:12:36
        
        Actually, my brother is a qualified ref. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 13:21:47
        
        Oh loo, you've done it again, another admission in breach of WOTB protocol (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 13:14:36
        
        (so he obviously is, actually.) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 13:08:53
        
        I might take this to the European Court (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 10, 13:08:13
        
        The noise you just heard was OG falling off his chair at the word "free". (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 13:10:25
        
        The word "free" causes me physical pain in this context (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 13:13:35
      - So will the goal now be dis-allowed? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 10, 12:38:39
      - Ah, but see Jim's "ref can do he likes" rule (n/m) (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 10, 12:37:47
    - And if he'd deliberately jumped in the stand he'd have more than likely been cautioned! (n/m) (General Chat) - Declan, Jun 10, 12:32:12
- Oi (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:23:42
  - scream for cream (General Chat) - pants, Jun 10, 12:24:35
    - Tears for Fears (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:25:00
      - now if we were playing mallets mallet, you'd get a bonk on the head (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 10, 12:28:35
        
        Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaay (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:29:34
- Diddums :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 10, 12:22:27
£23 to get my bike repaired (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:18:30
- Don't worry, Daddy will pay. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 12:31:40
  - Then IED is a wilful fucking idiot for not spending £0.50p on a puncture repair kit (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 12:34:59
    - Is that in your local shop too where Mr Brierly tickles your packet on the way out? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 13:16:59
    - Anyway, don't students just nick another bike when theirs is broken? (NCFC) - CB41, Jun 10, 12:38:02
      - haha, the good old days (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 13:19:33
      - We tend to nick other people's food (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:38:33
    - ^^^ No. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 12:36:52
  - IED is paying with his student loan (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:32:53
    - Then IED is a wilful fucking idiot for not spending £0.50p on a puncture repair kit (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 12:37:19
      - IED thinks kids today have it too easy (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:38:03
- Do it yourself. (NCFC) - CB41, Jun 10, 12:20:31
  - Don't have a puncture repair kit (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:22:48
    - JESUS F CHRIST!!! You are going to (NCFC) - CB41, Jun 10, 12:25:28
      - Need new break pads too (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:27:04
        
        errrr 'brake' (n/m) (NCFC) - Cannydc, Jun 10, 12:33:30
        
        Instructions (NCFC) - Emma Leven, Jun 10, 12:30:42
        
        you might buy the wrong pads by accident (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 12:42:53
        
        That's dead easy though. Whip the old ones off, take them to a bike shop ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 12:51:51
        
        £2 in asdas maybe (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 12:53:13
        
        £2.99p in J.E. James (proper serious know-what-they're-doing bike shop) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 12:59:53
        
        pansys get a bad name dontcha think? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 13:01:11
        
        Alright babes? (NCFC) - Elaine Closure, Jun 10, 12:36:45
        
        And then consult dictionary for how to spell "brake". And ied a budding journo too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 10, 12:31:56
        
        Mistake of the day (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:33:25
        
        Brakes. I knew how to fix my bike when I was 8. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 10, 12:28:16
        
        See Pants is symptomatic of his generation. (NCFC) - CB41, Jun 10, 12:31:43
        
        It was different in your generation because of all sorts of factors as well though (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 12:41:58
        
        Maybe but, an hour?? (NCFC) - CB41, Jun 10, 12:45:12
        
        I'd say so, but even the site of a calculator and you'd run off (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 12:47:20
        
        Aye? You,ve lost me ther panties (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jun 10, 12:49:16
        
        Kids have it too easy nowadays (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:46:37
        
        But if you took an hour to learn how to do it this time, (NCFC) - CB41, Jun 10, 12:48:30
        
        Probably (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:50:23
        
        That sound painful (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jun 10, 12:51:20
        
        It's quite hard to do (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:52:32
        
        Indeed it is. Just don't try plastering - (NCFC) - CB41, Jun 10, 12:54:24
        
        Never tried that (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:55:17
        
        Precisely why I've got a professional to do it (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:43:35
        
        Don't be fooled by that word "professional". (NCFC) - CB41, Jun 10, 12:46:34
        
        Fair enough (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:46:52
        
        I didn't (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 12:29:26
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:29:49
- Back to fare-dodging then (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 10, 12:19:30
  - I hope your clients don't pay to hear comments like that! (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 10, 12:22:26
- diddums (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 12:19:18
Dirk Kuyt - is he the hardest working footballer? (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 10, 11:35:33
- Without him, Liverpool wouldn't have progressed so far, big game player (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 11:45:39
- Carlos Tevez, I reckon. (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 10, 11:44:07
- Andy Hughes with skill and looks (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jun 10, 11:37:06
  - Lee and Dirk sitting in a tree. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 11:38:19
    - Better Kuyt than Diggler (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jun 10, 11:39:03
Hackett agrees goal was onside (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 10:43:02
- Yes, but more importantly... (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 10, 11:45:05
- For once I agree with Pants (Other Football) - Jim, Jun 10, 11:26:09
  - what are you talking about? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 11:30:46
    - It's an odd part of the Law, but he got it right... (Other Football) - Declan, Jun 10, 11:52:21
      - But he didn't step behind his own goal line (Other Football) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 10, 12:05:00
        
        I guess... (Other Football) - Declan, Jun 10, 12:30:07
    - I don't agree - they got it wrong and are now trying to justify it (Other Football) - Jim, Jun 10, 11:49:36
  - He wasnt injured though! (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jun 10, 11:27:15
    - Yes he was he was lying on the floor and did not get up again for a while (n/m) (Other Football) - Jim, Jun 10, 11:31:29
      - So he went down, sat there, and then got up again - self-healing? (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jun 10, 11:34:15
        
        Actually, you can see on the highlights that when the goal went in (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 10, 11:38:36
        
        I liked the post match interview with Kuyt ... (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 11:41:17
        
        agree - the italians aren't making an issue of it really (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 10, 11:40:31
        
        probably to have a good swing at me (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 12:10:29
- excellent highlights from the Beeb. Make it look like it was all Italy in the second half (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 10, 11:25:00
  - Halfy-halfy Italy and Holland really, second half. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 11:31:35
    - agreed. And first half an hour was all Holland. They played really well. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 11:32:35
      - Even looking at the Beeb's 12 mins highlights makes you realise what a good game it was (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 10, 11:35:39
        
        we've had our moments (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 10, 11:37:38
        
        Yup (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 10, 11:39:46
  - They became more robust, and went at Holland (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 11:30:04
    - Agreed - once that third went in straight after a good period of Italian pressure (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 11:37:54
      - No, but in this thread opinion is all that matters, not objective fact (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jun 10, 11:52:22
        
        You mean like Scholes not being red carded at wigan? (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 12:03:51
        
        Brizzle (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 10, 12:15:39
  - it was indeed mainly Italy in the second half (Other Football) - mr carra, Jun 10, 11:27:36
  - He's a slightly more skilfull Robert Rosario (n/m) (Other Football) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 10, 11:26:38
- Another point is that had the Italian defenders been aware of the rule... (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 10, 11:17:43
  - Dunno - I doubt he would be that quick-thinking, surely? (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jun 10, 11:20:22
    - exactly!!! (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 11:24:10
      - You may well be right (Other Football) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 10, 11:26:14
        
        Can you take the straight jacket off me now? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 11:27:29
        
        For now... (n/m) (Other Football) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 10, 11:45:03
    - He got up to some shenanigans when the offside rules were refined a couple of years ago. (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 10, 11:22:10
- Had a HOOOOOGE argument (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, Jun 10, 11:05:07
- Didn't know that. (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 10, 10:50:17
  - It was a mistake, and they know it was, but they'll always cling the last straw (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 10:55:21
    - Surely they know the rules though - how can it be a mistake? (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jun 10, 10:59:39
    - Much as I love your conspiracy theories, pants (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 10:56:52
      - Hackett sings from the same hymn sheet week in week out on the fa (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 10:58:35
        
        Wait a minute... (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jun 10, 11:02:07
        
        So if a player from now on, is getting lengthy treatment behind the goal for say about 5 (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 11:06:08
        
        no because he is being treated - it can't be that hard to understand surely? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 10, 11:39:30
        
        I have no idea (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jun 10, 11:37:45
        
        No, I just find it strange that the rule book is being waved furiously (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 11:50:30
        
        blimey pants you do spout a lot of guff on this stuff (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 11:55:16
        
        haha, I'm getting marvin'd (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 11:57:08
        
        This is brilliant (Other Football) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 10, 11:11:05
        
        if he is getting treatment... (Other Football) - Rofl_Harris, Jun 10, 11:08:29
        
        You don't get permission to leave the field (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 11:09:42
        
        have you ever actually played football? (Other Football) - Rofl_Harris, Jun 10, 11:14:36
        
        diddums (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 11:17:03
        
        You do (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jun 10, 11:12:18
        
        In that case, there's a standard rule breached about 100 times a match (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 11:14:18
        
        when? (Other Football) - Rofl_Harris, Jun 10, 11:17:35
        
        diddums (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 11:18:18
        
        you've officially lost it mate (Other Football) - Rofl_Harris, Jun 10, 11:20:30
        
        diddums (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 11:21:35
        
        You do need permission to leave the field (Other Football) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 10, 11:10:31
        
        If he's been given permission by the ref to recieve treatment (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, Jun 10, 11:08:07
        
        Amazing the officials have spent years bending the offside rule from (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 11:11:43
        
        he is not inactive (Other Football) - mr carra, Jun 10, 11:14:57
        
        That's the one woolly bit to me in this... (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jun 10, 11:18:02
        
        This is why I think in the aftermath (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 11:20:41
        
        I don't see it as chest-puffing from UEFA (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jun 10, 11:23:43
        
        Fair do's, for me I welcomed the goal (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 11:25:34
        
        that only makes them like you then... (Other Football) - mr carra, Jun 10, 11:23:26
        
        I talk about refs having a good game quite a lot actually (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 11:26:17
        
        why do you even bother watching football? (Other Football) - Rofl_Harris, Jun 10, 11:22:49
        
        diddums (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 11:26:31
        
        Why manipulate the offside rule so much then if it's so black and white (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 11:16:27
        
        Well, yes (Other Football) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 10, 11:12:39
        
        diddums (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 11:17:10
        
        The goal was offside imo (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 11:04:12
        
        You see, this is exactly the point you become annoying and frustrating... (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jun 10, 11:45:04
        
        I've explained why above (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 11:54:57
        
        They're often wrong, just like anyone else. Just not this time. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 11:56:56
        
        Yet they were wrong with the RVN incident (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 11:58:48
        
        Look... (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jun 10, 12:14:47
        
        Not once have I mentioned any conspiracy in the slightest (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 12:17:10
        
        come on guys (Other Football) - Rofl_Harris, Jun 10, 11:05:56
        
        diddums (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 11:06:41
        
        but last night's decision was a) correct and b) made sense (Other Football) - mr carra, Jun 10, 11:00:45
        
        what if he's - shock of shocks - just pointing out the rules here? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 10:59:48
        
        i'm sure Wimbledon scored a goal like that against us years ago... (Other Football) - Rofl_Harris, Jun 10, 11:01:44
        
        different for an attacker though (Other Football) - mr carra, Jun 10, 11:06:12
        
        good point.... (Other Football) - Rofl_Harris, Jun 10, 11:07:13
  - that's a myth... (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 10, 10:52:54
    - Well in WC 2002 they just scraped through the group (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 10, 11:02:22
    - Is it? (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 10, 10:54:09
- Did Roeder meet hackett about D'Urso and us losing to Bristol? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 10:45:39
why do the media keep referring to Croatia as... (Other Football) - mr carra, Jun 10, 09:56:49
- The bbc have been a disgrace so far in my opinion, disrespectful, constant droning on (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 10:39:07
  - The great thing about his tournament is we don't have to watch England (Other Football) - Ben, Jun 10, 12:47:12
  - BBC football coverage is pretty much always a disgrace (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 10:50:14
    - gonna have to disagree, always enjoyed BBC bar Lawrenson and Motson (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 10, 11:02:25
      - Over-hyping a la Sky isn't the only alternative though (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 11:09:31
        
        thing about the African Cup of Nations... (Other Football) - mr carra, Jun 10, 11:20:15
        
        Portugal game was on ITV though (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 10, 11:27:05
        
        I thought I pointed out that it was on ITV? (n/m) (Other Football) - mr carra, Jun 10, 11:30:37
        
        ah so you do - but was does that have to do with the BBC? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 10, 11:33:04
        
        ITV are faced with exactly the same problem as BBC (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 11:34:52
    - gotcha (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 10:57:20
  - I listened to ITV last night for the first time in 5 years... (Other Football) - Maillot Jaune, Jun 10, 10:45:46
    - What's more petty about it is, they have ex pros in the studio (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 10:49:12
    - Crowd noise is always the best option. BBC had it via the red button at the 2006 World Cu (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 10:47:23
      - Mr C can't watch more than small fragments of each game (Other Football) - camcan, Jun 10, 10:49:58
        
        Well, crowd noise is the way to go then. Try it on the BBC. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 10:52:28
        
        The alternative (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 10:55:22
        
        apparently.. (Other Football) - mr carra, Jun 10, 11:04:01
        
        oh. Right. There you are. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 11:05:00
        
        they have game on Weds night on BBC2 I think (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 10, 11:06:23
        
        as we often say (Other Football) - camcan, Jun 10, 10:53:57
        
        there's plenty of commentary where I sit!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - mr carra, Jun 10, 11:25:35
        
        Took the words out of my mouth. I count myself v.lucky if I'm not near (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 11:33:38
- yeh was gonna bring this up the other day...BBC ran a feature on them.... (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 10, 10:26:42
- No-one replaced England in the tournament (Other Football) - camcan, Jun 10, 10:24:02
  - haven't we already had teh BBC (?) pundits.. (Other Football) - mr carra, Jun 10, 10:33:19
    - The English disease, the "we owned 25% of the world once you know" (Other Football) - pants, Jun 10, 10:51:51
  - One of the more recent lackwits posted that yesterday. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 10:31:42
    - Let's say England got placed in Group D (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 10, 10:35:39
- correct (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 10, 09:59:05
Smoked salmon and crayfish salad, apple (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 9, 14:53:51
- Diet? DIET!!?? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 14:58:45
  - Homophobe (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 9, 15:00:44
    - You just carry on eating your big gay gaylord food and shut up. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 15:04:14
      - Beast (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 9, 15:07:46
    - Homo phone... (General Chat) - Dog, Jun 9, 15:02:31
- serve with mayonnaise and lots of bread and butter (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 9, 14:55:15
  - .......... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 9, 14:57:19
  - Cheese (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 9, 14:56:42
- I had a sausage and bacon pizza, mainly because (General Chat) - pants, Jun 9, 14:55:02
  - How's the pain in your left side? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 9, 14:57:42
    - acid reflux (General Chat) - pants, Jun 9, 15:12:00
      - Oh good, glad it's nothing worse (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 9, 15:16:49
        
        Thanks (General Chat) - pants, Jun 9, 15:25:01
      - Had some well tonto cider on Friday. Westons Organic or something. About 8.2% abv. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 15:15:13
        
        I had two pints of that in the King's once (General Chat) - Small, Jun 9, 15:30:26
        
        yeah I likes that now and again (General Chat) - pants, Jun 9, 15:16:59
Best of Arling and Cameron has arrived, party time!! (General Chat) - pants, Jun 9, 14:43:19
- got Curb on my lunch break...tonights fun is complete (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 9, 14:47:18
  - 2 weeks into acid reflux tablets (General Chat) - pants, Jun 9, 14:54:33
    - Guinness is crap! (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 9, 15:27:50
      - Suppose I'll get used to it (General Chat) - pants, Jun 9, 15:31:28
      - but the morning-after Guinness shits are not a pretty sight (or aroma) (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 9, 15:30:37
        
        apparently that goes away after the initial foo times (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 9, 15:33:55
        
        the Guinness shits more or less do (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 9, 15:40:42
        
        I have been pumping a bit, If Gordon Brown starts taxing farts (General Chat) - pants, Jun 9, 16:06:05
        
        capture them and use them as fuel (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 9, 16:49:15
  - Not going to spoil it for you...but have to say.. (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jun 9, 14:52:32
  - will you get a happy ending though? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 9, 14:51:23
  - Is josh flynns album out? I like it (General Chat) - pants, Jun 9, 14:51:20
    - whoops (General Chat) - pants, Jun 9, 14:52:07
      - It is out, I've got it. But you have to know the name of the person who sung it, to buy i (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 15:06:20
        
        rofl. I watched his performance on channel and decided he's brillo (General Chat) - pants, Jun 9, 15:14:25
        
        I have mentioned him a few times on here...he is amazing (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 9, 15:54:54
        
        Have you? (General Chat) - pants, Jun 9, 16:30:10
        
        I don't even know who Arling and Cameron are. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 15:16:01
        
        They rule (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 9, 15:26:45
        
        *channel m* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 9, 15:14:49
Fucking Ipshit! (Other Football) - thehitcher8, Jun 9, 14:20:20
- apparently means nothing in this game. (Other Football) - cookpassbabtridge, Jun 9, 14:50:57
- I'm sure we will have the last laugh ! (n/m) (Other Football) - Army Boy, Jun 9, 14:42:16
  - Why? nm (Other Football) - swgf, Jun 9, 14:43:41
    - When he falls heavily onto his hip 20 minutes into his debut... (Other Football) - Dog, Jun 9, 14:44:55
      - Err OK. Sounds plausible....nm (Other Football) - swgf, Jun 9, 14:48:32
        
        That's what I thought, thanks. (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Jun 9, 14:50:06
- if its true then they've been mugged, what is so good about Shola? (Other Football) - ingi, Jun 9, 14:38:43
  - Huckerby, Dublin, Cureton etc etc nm (Other Football) - swgf, Jun 9, 14:44:18
    - 2 of those don't play for us anymore! (Other Football) - Dog, Jun 9, 14:45:44
      - OK then "young hungry players with burning desire" (Other Football) - swgf, Jun 9, 14:49:35
        
        That's fine by me. (Other Football) - Dog, Jun 9, 14:51:22
        
        Let's see who's in the respective squads in August (Other Football) - swgf, Jun 9, 14:55:50
        
        Unless Hoolahan and Taylor can persuade him that (Other Football) - swgf, Jun 9, 14:56:54
        
        Again, that's fine by me... (Other Football) - Dog, Jun 9, 14:56:48
      - etc etc nm (Other Football) - camcan, Jun 9, 14:46:24
        
        Don't know what we'd do without him... (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Jun 9, 14:49:33
- If you peel the price label off, the one that reads £3,500,000.00p ... (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 14:29:46
  - and when they cash ipswich's cheque (Other Football) - Dave in France, Jun 9, 14:37:29
- £3.5mil for Shola is too much for him, (n/m) (Other Football) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 9, 14:27:53
- Really ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 9, 14:22:12
- do you think we should have splashed out £3.5m for him? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 9, 14:21:54
fao: OLD GIT (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 9, 13:53:36
- Thanks Chelts! (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 9, 13:59:28
  - yep......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 9, 14:04:50
    - I've found it to be the same, except the red sea, but then it's pure bedlam there (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 9, 14:08:23
      - There is a saying in Dutch that a good captain also sails the red sea... (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 9, 14:27:05
        
        Something tells me that isn't really about sailing though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 14:30:33
        
        full-fat RILF (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 9, 14:38:10
        
        And only partially about diving. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 14:35:49
      - I was told byb a diver friend that on some of the popular (for fishing) wrecks (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 9, 14:13:23
        
        hence why i carry 3 knives on me when i dive, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 9, 14:26:17
        
        well....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 9, 14:33:33
      - what about those guys with the komodo dragon then? (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 9, 14:10:43
        
        something very odd about that story, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 9, 14:27:18
        
        without trying to assume........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 9, 14:37:24
        
        I saw a komodo dragon at London zoo this year (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 9, 14:15:04
        
        nah....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 9, 14:24:49
Does Ribery take french penalties? (n/m) (Other Football) - samcd84, Jun 9, 10:17:10
- Is a french Penalty like a normal penalty but a bit more french? (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Jun 9, 10:18:47
  - The keeper's not allowed to move his feet, and it's a goal if it hits his legs between the (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 10:20:24
    - hahahonhehonhehon. (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Jun 9, 10:25:00
    - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 9, 10:21:24
    - ha ha (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 9, 10:20:57
- yes (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 9, 10:18:42
Not impressed with Outlook 2007 at all (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jun 9, 08:58:54
- download xobni (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 9, 10:33:58
- I use Gmail – and get my mails from the www. (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jun 9, 09:14:13
- Thunderbird works for me. (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 9, 09:00:23
  - Same here (General Chat) - scruffy, Jun 9, 09:51:29
    - Thunderbird works, but I do like Outlook 2007. However, 2007 interface takes (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 9, 09:56:45
      - I've got used to the new interface in Outlook, Word, Excel 2007 now. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 10:13:41
  - Have you ued Outlook 07? (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jun 9, 09:08:02
    - Haven't tried it, to be honest. (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 9, 09:12:20
  - Have you ued Outlook 07? (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jun 9, 09:07:46
    - What do you call heavy? I've got emails archived back to 2003 in Outlook 2007 (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 09:21:16
Michelle Sixfer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 17:02:50
Jimmy five-fer!!! (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jun 6, 16:35:33
- Ahem-hem. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 16:43:13
  - You are entitled to a quick smug (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jun 6, 16:51:03
    - How about it Trev? (n/m) (Other Sports) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 16:53:40
      - I'm not getting the Trev stuff, Denzil (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jun 6, 16:54:20
        
        ever been to ferraris by smitfield market. The pie and chips are exquisite. (n/m) (Other Sports) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 16:55:13
        
        "Not arf" (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jun 6, 17:01:36
        
        you're getting there. It's hip to be square! (Other Sports) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 17:02:40
        
        Tramp stamp (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jun 6, 17:03:09
  - You're book. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 16:46:06
    - I am. I am book. I'm book as fuck. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 16:47:20
      - I'm not sure it's book to say you're book. (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 16:48:39
        
        I like books. reading the songlines by bruce chatwin (Other Sports) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 16:57:15
        
        Well, that didn't last very long. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 16:56:05
- that's book. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 16:38:48
  - Gnarly (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jun 6, 16:42:41
- To be fair to them, they've been 5 quality balls. (n/m) (Other Sports) - steven, Jun 6, 16:37:46
  - who are we being fair to? (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 16:47:30
How can Kim Riley say Big Fish is one of his favourite films. It's truly appalling. (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 13:43:48
- Made me cry (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellow Ice, Jun 6, 13:54:15
  - because it was so bloody crap? (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 13:55:32
    - Bloody CARP (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 6, 14:00:46
      - Wotcha Trevor (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 14:01:29
    - No it was emotioanlly challenging for him to accept his father's ways (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellow Ice, Jun 6, 14:00:00
      - *emotionally (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellow Ice, Jun 6, 14:00:27
- Cutlery sets where the knives are substantially heavier than the forks - they're not right (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 13:49:44
  - my mum got us some bone cutlery specifically for fish from the car boot sale (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 13:51:26
    - Why do fish need cutlery ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 6, 13:52:28
    - What's the knife:fork weight ratio like? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 13:52:23
      - I just looked at them. I've never actually touched them (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 13:53:01
        
        Don't you eat much fish? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 13:54:08
        
        yes lots but generally just use the normal cutlery (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 13:54:55
        
        Will you eat them straight from the tin? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 13:57:02
        
        nop, I've got a hangover and eating them would make me sick (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 13:58:05
        
        what did you drink last night? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 13:59:04
        
        If he had drunk the oil from the sardine oil before going out he wouldn't have a hangover (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 6, 14:02:12
        
        No. no it can't (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 14:05:05
        
        You try it (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 6, 14:11:34
        
        Empirical. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 14:21:40
        
        Petard (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 6, 14:24:03
        
        ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 14:25:02
        
        I got woken up at 6am by the blinking swallows (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 14:06:24
        
        Yes. I don't think sunflower oil was really going to stop that happening. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 14:07:31
        
        Bloody would, swallows HATE the smell of sardine oil (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 6, 14:12:20
        
        some aspalls cider, it's made me feel awful (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 14:01:07
        
        I like Aspallses cider, but they do one that is super tonto, and best avoided. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 14:06:25
        
        oooh dear. Can't even imagine that (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 14:02:55
  - I have an opinion on this, but will wait for McGonicle's first. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 13:50:42
    - I don't know I just like plain cutlery (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 13:52:19
- .................. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 13:48:24
  - Mike Liggins doesn't like rice pudding (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 13:48:56
Is there a woodwind I Am Kloot covers band called I Am Flute? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 13:13:13
- It's a book. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 13:25:18
- There is a Lonon based hip hop band called (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 6, 13:14:10
  - *London* (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 6, 13:16:47
Jimmy gone, finally (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 12:42:58
- Krankie? (Other Sports) - CB41, Jun 6, 13:08:57
- Broad got his 50 yet? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jun 6, 12:58:10
  - No (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brom, Jun 6, 13:01:07
  - no. been on 49 for an age (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 13:01:00
- Tricky, remember when you followed Texas for the whole tour in the mid 90s (n/m) (Other Sports) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 12:48:01
  - No. (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 12:49:50
    - Don't lie you howed me your Texas tattoo and baseball cap and t-shirt (n/m) (Other Sports) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 12:50:46
      - In tht case you're not confusing me with Mrs Hawes, either. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 12:52:01
        
        I remember you saying your two fave bands were Texas and Skrewdriver (n/m) (Other Sports) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 12:54:50
- Has Jimmy ever come in as a nightwatchman (I presume that's why he came in up the order?) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 12:47:32
  - dunno, but apparently Sidey had back spasm just before he (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 12:48:36
    - Don't worry, Jimmy'll rip through them like old prunes through a grandmother. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 12:52:04
Best ever UEA gigs - Pop Will Eat Itself - 91 Leftfield - 95 (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 11:45:59
- U2 1981 (n/m) (General Chat) - double hipness, Jun 6, 12:37:43
- primal scream supported by dust (chemical) brothers (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 6, 12:34:53
  - primal scream cambridge corn exchange 26.7.91 - my 18th birthday (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 12:39:54
- Spear of Destiny 1984 (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 6, 12:24:11
  - I say! (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 12:26:56
- Pop Will Eat Itself in '94/'95 (Dos Dedos Mis Amigos Tour) (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 12:15:16
  - PWEI had gone shit by then. (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 6, 12:41:15
    - Most people think PWEI went shit when they went a bit industrial. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 12:43:28
      - My brother got me Box Frenzy last Christmas. (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 6, 12:50:15
    - Carter were at the Waterfront weren't they. UEA was better for stage diving (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 12:42:49
      - I did crowd surfing at the UEA LCR at the Therapy? gig in '93/'94. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 12:50:57
      - No no they definitely did the UEA in late 90. (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 6, 12:48:20
        
        I saw them at the Waterfront in 90 (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 12:50:08
        
        My mistake - 26 Oct 91, supported but Senseless Things. BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT... (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 6, 12:55:34
        
        I saw them at Waterfront in Feb 91 (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 12:58:06
        
        Hmm, confoosing 1990 and 1991 - easy mistake to make... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 6, 12:59:37
- Therapy? in '93 (poss '94) (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 12:14:46
- I was at Leftfield '95!! (General Chat) - phrankin, Jun 6, 12:08:24
- james 2008 (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 6, 12:05:53
- Muse '01 (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Jun 6, 12:00:02
- Kasabian 2007 (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 6, 11:56:01
- Trevor and Simon on their 'Blimey That’s Good' tour - this would have been late 80's, (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 6, 11:53:48
  - my brother got jesus jones to sign his hanky (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 11:56:01
    - Andrew WK signed my face (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Jun 6, 12:01:21
      - I went backstage at stone roses in 95 and said to ian brown (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 12:03:24
    - International Bright Young Thing... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 6, 11:58:07
      - jesus jones 89 - my first stage dive - looking back they were a right load of old crap (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 11:59:31
- Supergrass with Looney Tunes 90's (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Jun 6, 11:51:51
  - Worst band I've ever seen, Supergrass at Norwich Arts Centre, thier first ever support tou (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 12:16:31
    - the only band I ever saw at the arts centre was a crap band called Drive (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 12:17:24
      - good support though - Thrilled Skinny (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 12:18:00
- worst ever -Tricky - 97 (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 11:46:54
FAO MBK (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 6, 10:47:09
- "NFL Star Thanks Jesus After Successful Double Homicide" (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 6, 11:13:30
- haha! Although I do have a tele, just not an obsession with it. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 6, 10:50:49
  - it's cool not having a telly and that onion article is very true (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 10:52:41
    - Do you have one Mr Foot? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 6, 10:53:24
      - why have a telly when you can spend your day looking a woodlice in the back garden (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 11:00:01
        
        A woodLOUSE (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 6, 11:01:34
        
        surely woodlice is the plural, in gact it is as I just checked dictionary.com (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 11:05:51
        
        It is indeed the plural (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 6, 11:08:04
        
        we don't do back garden armageddon (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 11:12:21
        
        I think he meant "looking at woodlice", not "looking a woodLOUSE" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 11:04:09
        
        I think you meant I think he meant "looking at woodlice", not "looking at a woodLOUSE" (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 6, 11:05:22
        
        Wrong either way (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 6, 11:05:10
        
        He's totally gone in the head that old geezer... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 6, 11:04:59
        
        who me? I'm only 34 and I'll still be giving it some to Crystal Castles at the 'Tude (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 11:07:06
        
        Casio-tastic (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 6, 11:20:50
        
        obviously i'd never heard of them until 2 weeks ago (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 11:23:20
        
        Looks like The House of Love could clash with I am Kloot or Seasick Steve which may (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 6, 11:31:58
        
        i'm not fussed at all about seasick steve (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 11:33:35
        
        I quite like him but saw him last year, so don't mind if I miss him this time round. I'm (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 6, 11:40:09
        
        89 or 90, they played ipswich regent as well (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 11:42:29
        
        got to see house of love (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 11:32:55
        
        You know who I meant Mr Foot (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 6, 11:07:51
        
        that old crumbler. I met him once in ye olde kings head at london bridge (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 11:09:43
        
        How do you catch up on Countryfile? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 6, 11:00:42
      - nope (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Jun 6, 10:55:33
  - "fully weaned off the glass teat." (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 6, 10:52:30
Have to say, proliferation of Big Brother threads last night don't augur well for Wrath qu (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 09:52:52
- In a really pious, superior way, I am so glad I don't watch much tele. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 6, 10:01:11
  - why does it make you superior? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 6, 10:02:34
    - Because watching telly is the mental equivalent of chewing gum (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 6, 10:07:07
      - watching 'telly' is as broad a statement as eating 'food' or listening to 'music' (General Chat) - samcd84, Jun 6, 10:22:14
        
        True (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 6, 10:27:09
      - says who? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 6, 10:21:45
        
        Me (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 6, 10:26:49
- Who do you hope wins? (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 6, 09:59:10
- it gets worse (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 6, 09:58:19
  - They should make Alien v Predator v ET. I'd definately watch that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 6, 10:06:38
    - Yeah and get A.L.F in at the end to calm things down. I used to like A.L.F (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 6, 10:07:29
      - And the hard nut replicant off Blade Runner (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 6, 10:11:27
        
        ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 6, 10:15:27
        
        Is that the Rutger Hauers one? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 10:14:28
        
        Brazil is one of my faves as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 6, 10:21:12
        
        I like that, but it freaks me out a bit, and I don't really get it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 10:27:02
        
        I don't get 2001 (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 6, 10:30:20
        
        Yes, it's the Arnie thing. I want to like it, 'cos the story is brillers (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 10:37:04
        
        That's the one. One of the best films of all time. Talking of which I saw Get Carter (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 6, 10:20:20
        
        I haven't seen that. I've seen the remake of Alfie, and I'd rather gnaw off a plum than h (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 10:27:56
  - I haven't seen that, or the sequel, but I've seen all the Alien filums (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 10:00:58
    - Me too - although AvP and AvP 2 are a bit rubbish. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 6, 10:03:32
      - Is Sunshine still the Sky Filums Premier filum tonight? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 10:08:52
        
        it was last night (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 6, 10:33:54
        
        I know - every day this week I've thought "Must record Sunshine tonight" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 10:38:48
        
        tis on at 9 tonight (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 6, 10:42:38
        
        Brill. Ta. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 10:50:51
        
        It's all quite gripping but then goes a bit loopy. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 6, 10:51:43
        
        Anything with Godspeed on the soundtrack is going to be worth checking out. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 6, 10:28:35
      - I only saw the last 45 mins or so of AvP and I thought it was rather good (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 6, 10:05:54
        
        i thought that was pretty good too (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 6, 10:37:32
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 6, 10:00:32
- agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 6, 09:53:08
Hoolahan signed (NCFC) - thehitcher8, Jun 6, 00:43:38
- Has he a scan to prove it? (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Jun 6, 09:54:17
- I'd like to believe this... (NCFC) - Rusty Steele, Jun 6, 06:59:28
  - well it's true (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 6, 09:37:07
    - Why on earth aren't we announcing it? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 09:39:55
      - Strange contractual wranglings with his former club? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 09:47:54
        
        You are indeed right about wranglings (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 09:52:25
        
        but then that it wikipedia which is an oracle of accurate information (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jun 6, 09:54:04
      - I can remember a few like this before (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 6, 09:40:49
        
        Reminds me of when Dowie left Palace (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 6, 09:52:00
        
        I may well have just forgotten 'em. Or been asleep. Which ones? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 09:43:10
        
        couldn't think of one off the top of my head but the dowie one is a prime example (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 6, 10:25:18
        
        so when you said "I can remember a few like this before" (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 6, 10:37:39
Jancovic or Ivanovic? (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 15:07:35
- Ivanovic. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 15:18:47
  - She's doing her now. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 15:51:29
    - "She's nearly finished Jankovic off!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 16:02:29
      - She can Jankovic me off any time she likes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 16:08:33
        
        Why the long face? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 16:13:07
        
        Yuk, that's Mikael Silvestre. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 16:23:55
        
        She is a proper howler, isn't she? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 5, 16:15:22
        
        Well, I wouldn't know about that but Ivanovic is more appealing to me (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 16:16:57
        
        I'd probably try and have a go on both of them (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 16:55:07
        
        Come on Ana! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 17:03:55
        
        Woof! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 16:45:33
        
        I like this one. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 16:54:29
        
        I'm going to marry her. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 16:35:34
  - I was right about the kick offs too! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 15:23:51
    - Yes. It would be nice. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 15:25:24
  - I would love the chance to say that to her (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jun 5, 15:23:50
    - Balls. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 15:26:15
How do I decide who to support in t Euros? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Jun 5, 13:19:40
- Support Holland! (Other Football) - Dom Jolly, Jun 5, 14:37:06
- Ask the guys at your local Keebab shop (n/m) (Other Football) - Nelsons final flanel, Jun 5, 13:55:32
- always go for the underdog (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jun 5, 13:50:53
- Put all the names in a hat (Other Football) - Cannydc, Jun 5, 13:30:13
  - mmm, could try that except (Other Football) - CB41, Jun 5, 13:34:18
    - Walk into the bookies clutching a pair of Wedgewood Bens (Other Football) - Cannydc, Jun 5, 13:44:52
    - Do it on the internet, it's well easy. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 13:35:35
      - Thing is, I can't bring myself to gamble. It's (Other Football) - CB41, Jun 5, 13:39:46
- Look at all the teams, then pick Croatia. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 13:26:33
  - Acshley, Brandonio might have a point below - (Other Football) - CB41, Jun 5, 13:29:04
    - That's Lady, not ladie, obviously :-( (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Jun 5, 13:29:55
- buy some embroidery thread and canvas (Other Football) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:23:26
  - That's very good, I like it. I think it's the very (Other Football) - CB41, Jun 5, 13:28:01
    - it's a stitch within the embroidery genre... (Other Football) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:29:23
      - I can darn socks and stitch buttons on. (Other Football) - CB41, Jun 5, 13:31:15
        
        off to John Lewis with you then. (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:31:50
        
        Ah, there's the snag. Doesn't that mean visting t big city? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Jun 5, 13:34:59
        
        you could be ok (Other Football) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:38:23
        
        Is this it? (Other Football) - CB41, Jun 5, 13:42:02
- Do you have any friends from the nations that have qualified? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 5, 13:20:37
  - ...... (Other Football) - CB41, Jun 5, 13:26:34