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wrath electric cable knowledge query (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 11, 10:38:13
- Should never have two Male connectors - live pins! (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Jun 11, 12:04:26
  - TERF (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 11, 16:16:14
    - JK Rowling in disguise (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Jun 11, 17:01:13
- hmm I use this lot (General Chat) - pinkney, Jun 11, 11:50:34
So how do we stand financially now with Coronavirus implications when we are relegated? (n/m) (NCFC) - Thegelman, Jun 4, 18:49:09
- Fucking well compared to the championship clubs we will be playing (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jun 4, 22:04:35
- Have we lost 35m still or doesn’t that count anymore: (NCFC) - Thegelman, Jun 4, 19:05:22
  - They said recently expected loss is now £12m - £15m but (NCFC) - Jim, Jun 4, 19:23:17
    - Thanks Jim (n/m) (NCFC) - Thegelman, Jun 4, 19:46:21
    - Don’t think we make 20m in gate receipts in champ??? (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jun 4, 19:44:03
      - Close to I would think. 20,000 STs is prob about £8m for a start. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Jun 4, 21:53:01
        
        ticket revenue in D2 has never been more than £11m (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jun 4, 22:20:39
        
        What season tickets and match day? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Jun 4, 22:46:12
        
        Surprised if so but (NCFC) - Jim, Jun 4, 22:56:32
  - We haven't lost that amount (NCFC) - inutero, Jun 4, 19:06:36
Watching Saturday Kitchen best bits, Rayond cooking squid. Never tasted squid. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 31, 10:37:52
- It's excellent Dubs. Love Calamari, ss long as it's (General Chat) - CB41, May 31, 13:37:42
  - XXL thinks it’s rubbery too (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 31, 18:57:44
- ever had calamari (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 31, 10:47:57
  - Nope. Really need to try it. Always been told it can be like rubber. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 31, 10:56:17
    - Can’t beat it with lemon (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 31, 13:28:09
    - Can’t bear it, neither the texture or the taste (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, May 31, 11:56:41
    - Get some salt and pepper squid from the chinese (General Chat) - matt in london, May 31, 11:42:17
      - Seconded (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, May 31, 12:25:15
      - God call matt, worth a go! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 31, 12:00:32
        
        Umm, good. :) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 31, 12:15:21
    - yes thats the best way to describe it (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 31, 11:20:08
      - Scallops confuse me. Ubiquitous on Masterchef, but I have never found them remarkable (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, May 31, 11:22:40
        
        Scallops always make me puke!! (General Chat) - neilo, May 31, 11:47:22
        
        I think the same as Lobster. Kind of overrated. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 31, 11:24:12
- *Raymond. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 31, 10:38:08
This morning, Brian, I am going to try to buy a pizza oven (General Chat) - Old Git, May 31, 09:44:02
- I’ve got an Ooni. It’s great! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 31, 13:27:35
- don't forget the can of pineapple rings (n/m) (General Chat) - pinkney, May 31, 12:17:22
- Those Uuni ones look good IMHO (n/m) (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, May 31, 11:22:56
  - love my wood pellet one (General Chat) - littletinyphil, May 31, 12:36:00
    - ooni 3 portable wood-fired outdoor pizza oven (n/m) (General Chat) - littletinyphil, May 31, 16:31:13
    - Which one do you have? (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, May 31, 13:42:03
- Controversial perhaps. I like cooking pizza at 60c for an hour plus. (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, May 31, 11:02:00
  - Ham and Pineapple? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 31, 11:13:07
    - Nah, there's a reason why they're always reduced :) (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, May 31, 15:57:51
- Cook the ole fish in said Pizza oven if that's acceptable. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 31, 10:30:38
- Build yer own for £70 (£70)... (General Chat) - Tombs, May 31, 09:49:33
  - Cheers (General Chat) - Old Git, May 31, 10:14:46
  - Dunno why that cutandpasted the video title in (General Chat) - Tombs, May 31, 09:51:05
No more politics. Posts will be removed (General Chat) - Ben, May 27, 12:24:59
- Uh oh. There goes every Avenging Canary and Ralph post. And Worzel I suppose (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 27, 22:12:02
  - and you, you tedious cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 28, 01:06:50
- Excellent news. Poty. (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, May 27, 19:37:31
- 😁👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - helvegtheowl, May 27, 17:25:32
- Nice one. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, May 27, 17:18:38
- best news of the day (n/m) (General Chat) - pinkney, May 27, 15:21:33
- Top man! (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, May 27, 14:31:16
- Brilliant news (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, May 27, 13:48:00
- But is there a forum to reporting sightings of Dom? (General Chat) - McGill, May 27, 13:38:58
  - I assume he's in Morrisons (General Chat) - Ben, May 27, 13:40:45
    - we need to see the scans...... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, May 27, 17:19:12
- Thanks Ben (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, May 27, 13:31:35
- 👍 Agreed. People get nasty on here when it comes to politics. (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, May 27, 13:26:52
- Thank you (n/m) (General Chat) - barningham canary, May 27, 13:07:48
- who put you in fucking charge? (n/m) (General Chat) - Henclrikus, May 27, 13:07:31
- TY Ben. This place had become toxic from both sides (General Chat) - SeattleSounders, May 27, 13:02:28
  - says a hypocrite responsible for lots of toxic shite posted on here (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 28, 01:42:00
- YAY! 💛💚 (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, May 27, 12:59:12
  - It's never too late (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, May 27, 13:01:26
- Much appreciated (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, May 27, 12:53:49
- Fairy nuff. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 27, 12:39:10
- Can we still get angry about stuff Ben, like pineapple on Pizza or (General Chat) - CB41, May 27, 12:31:31
  - i would have thought so (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 27, 12:35:59
    - Careful where you go with blue cheese (General Chat) - Ben, May 27, 12:39:47
      - can we use Stilton vs Roquefort as substitute for Brexit? (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, May 27, 12:57:51
  - Definitely. Clearly pineapple is a valid topping and anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong (General Chat) - Ben, May 27, 12:34:34
    - VMT 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 27, 12:43:22
  - Or why Vrancic isn’t starting FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 27, 12:32:13
- Cheers Ben 👍🏻 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 27, 12:27:17
  - Vimto (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 27, 12:32:13
    - Do you see the quiz result last night? (General Chat) - Old Git, May 27, 12:33:10
Tory MPs now on twitter crticising Dom (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, May 24, 11:17:21
- What I don't understand (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 24, 13:56:31
  - you get nowhere hounding a future king (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 24, 15:08:28
  - He has some special potion which makes him immune (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, May 24, 14:02:07
    - It’s in the ears...... (n/m) (General Chat) - helvegtheowl, May 24, 16:56:30
    - Ah I see (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 24, 14:15:40
- How has a pandemic/virus became political.... (General Chat) - Pukki Pies, May 24, 11:29:27
  - It has in other countries, as Charles says (General Chat) - CB41, May 24, 12:54:56
    - The far right in sheep's clothing (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, May 24, 13:37:43
  - It's political everywhere (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 24, 12:33:42
  - Trump and Johnson both made light of virus and slow to lockdown (General Chat) - ede, May 24, 11:54:40
    - Boris buggered off on holiday didn't he? (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, May 24, 11:57:08
  - Other countries have testing, less victims, ppe, quarantine of visitors, turn up to WHO (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, May 24, 11:40:47
    - Definitely not politicized ^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 24, 11:47:04
  - He's a lunatic,you hear about bolsanaro,who is a lunatic... (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 24, 11:38:47
- Sorry tony martin (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, May 24, 11:22:15
  - Mate told whip he’s got to go (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 24, 15:39:04
    - Will be interwsting if boris will pull trigger (n/m) (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, May 24, 15:59:00
- Not the main players though cowards (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, May 24, 11:22:11
  - Just the ones that already didn't like him and wanted some air time (n/m) (General Chat) - KetteringRyu, May 24, 12:01:29
Dom could be done (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, May 23, 23:54:44
- Given my best mate is an MP I know that’s bull (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 24, 07:48:49
  - Baker? (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, May 24, 08:09:18
In the absence of Saucerer I have a one-question music quiz (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 21, 19:29:23
- Edif piaf. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 21, 21:51:38
  - nope (n/m) (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 21, 22:06:10
- Mark King out of Level 42, without his stage makeup (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, May 21, 21:07:45
  - no cigar (n/m) (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 21, 21:21:11
- Go on YouTube and search virtual pub quiz. Now going live (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 21, 20:10:06
- Miss Jane (n/m) (General Chat) - Bristol Graham, May 21, 20:02:35
  - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 21, 20:06:05
60 million people die every year (Coronavirus) - LeftSide, May 15, 17:25:23
- I looked at the data and was surprised that normal influenza has killed more than covid (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, May 15, 20:40:09
  - Nope (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 15, 20:51:16
- Think the effort being put into finding a vaccine (Coronavirus) - ede, May 15, 17:43:44
  - The common cold must have cost loads in disruption (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 15, 17:46:35
    - i think you will find they (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, May 15, 17:52:03
      - I think you will find that was his point (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 15, 17:53:41
        
        No but it obviously reduces the chances for covid vaccine (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 15, 18:01:18
        
        there wont be a vaccine. BMTP. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 15, 18:02:21
        
        Indeed. Wife’s a specialist in this area. No vaccine is her prediction. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, May 15, 20:59:35
        
        I’m very sceptical about a vaccine to eradicate it (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 15, 18:04:30
        
        i think a therapeutic vaccine quite likely (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 15, 18:19:47
        
        the way i read was (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, May 15, 18:00:30
        
        Well it was said there wasn’t a vaccine (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 15, 18:03:26
- we should have learnt to live with it (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 15, 17:28:31
Check your ticket refunds when they come. (NCFC) - inutero, May 15, 12:39:02
- Not sure what the problem is? (NCFC) - neilo, May 15, 13:19:26
  - booking fees ought to be refunded (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, May 15, 13:44:25
    - yep, got full refund from red funnel and pink moon for Iow festival (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, May 15, 13:49:27
- Serious question.... (NCFC) - usacanary, May 15, 12:57:11
  - Think of all the shuffleboard kit you could buy (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, May 15, 14:01:14
  - Serious answer (NCFC) - inutero, May 15, 13:00:59
    - But NCFC is our club and not just another business if (NCFC) - Chopper, May 15, 13:24:43
      - Yep. Totally agree. (NCFC) - usacanary, May 15, 13:28:22
    - Yeh.....but it's a pound..... (NCFC) - usacanary, May 15, 13:03:33
      - I'm not gonna worry about a couple of quid. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, May 15, 13:06:39
        
        It's probably not going back to the club, it'll be kept by the company that manages the (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 15, 13:30:55
        
        any refund would certainly come out of the club's pockets though (NCFC) - CWC, May 15, 13:46:20
        
        I’m surprised about people’s attitude to the refund. (NCFC) - biffbro, May 15, 14:17:35
        
        is this the same mate (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, May 15, 17:24:10
        
        some people are furloughed / had pay cuts / lost jobs etc though (NCFC) - CWC, May 15, 14:42:04
  - i dont think he is that short of money its just its his money (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, May 15, 13:00:09
    - That makes it worse. (NCFC) - usacanary, May 15, 13:05:26
      - You're not getting it (NCFC) - inutero, May 15, 13:17:37
        
        Yes let's March on the town hall. (NCFC) - usacanary, May 15, 13:26:34
        
        But it’s a wedge to our Club! Not bloody BT or Sky! (n/m) (NCFC) - Chopper, May 15, 13:25:36
      - its his , so should be refunded (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, May 15, 13:16:58
- Same with Killers tickets. Kept £2 (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 15, 12:42:37
Apparently Ipswich want to finish the season (Other Football) - Duck, May 14, 22:35:17
- Behind closed doors. That gives them an advantage as they’ll be used to it (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, May 14, 22:38:42
Microsoft team call for #1 son today, he’s working in the dining room at Git Towers (General Chat) - Old Git, May 14, 21:11:50
- Got a painting of Me, Grandad and Dad in my parents house (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 14, 21:51:39
- LOLF (n/m) (General Chat) - jackamo, May 14, 21:21:33
- I reckon the clan Wilson could rule Britain. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 14, 21:20:12
- How long was his hair? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 14, 21:18:51
- Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 14, 21:15:49
- The boss bloke thought it was a fake background screen thing (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 14, 21:13:28
- Why? Was he a Nazi or something? (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 14, 21:13:21
Will you be sending your kids to school/nursery (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 14, 19:36:33
- Yup. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, May 14, 21:59:34
- Will you (assuming you have them)? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 14, 21:29:57
  - Dunno where my reply to Jim went earlier (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 14, 21:35:24
    - Does seem to be the mums who are against it (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 14, 21:40:16
- Mine was meant to start nursery next week. (Coronavirus) - lurd, May 14, 21:19:59
- Yes (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 14, 21:17:38
- No, he's 27 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Worthing Yellow, May 14, 20:43:41
  - Could be a teacher (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 14, 20:58:15
- Both going back to nursery next week. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Trent_Canary, May 14, 20:39:25
- Yes, absolutely (Coronavirus) - Jester, May 14, 20:21:00
  - The problem with scrapping summer hols (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 14, 20:26:04
- I wouldn't if they were working there. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Huge Small, May 14, 20:12:18
- When school reopens yep. (Coronavirus) - Cardiff Canary, May 14, 19:58:05
- They are 40 and 44 so they probably wouldn't be too chuffed if I did (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CB41, May 14, 19:54:26
- Have to say I’m uneasy about it (Coronavirus) - Jim, May 14, 19:49:59
  - More worried about the nattering mums at pick up (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CWC, May 14, 19:59:56
- of course! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 14, 19:49:07
- Yes, definitely (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CWC, May 14, 19:46:03
- No (Coronavirus) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 14, 19:43:13
  - Wow, u iz well old grandad innit bruv (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, May 14, 19:44:58
- No, not a chance in hell (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, May 14, 19:41:26
  - You can have my two unreliable sons (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, May 14, 19:42:56
    - I thought you only had *one* unreliable son? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 14, 19:49:52
      - I did until last week, then sometimes realible son let me down big stylee (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, May 14, 19:52:08
        
        have you ever considered that they are ok and you are unreliable dad? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CB41, May 14, 19:55:46
        
        ^^^^^^^This^^^^^^ (n/m) (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, May 14, 19:56:32
        
        ^bullies (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, May 14, 20:02:02
- Absolutely 100% (n/m) (Coronavirus) - JoeyDeacon, May 14, 19:40:37
- Yep - I would send them tomorrow if I could (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Pukki Pies, May 14, 19:40:34
Wife wants to see family. Advice needed (General Chat) - forzancfc, May 14, 11:52:53
- This seems like a fairly textbook bad idea (General Chat) - ede, May 14, 23:55:58
- It’s against the gov rules. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 14, 13:23:50
- I know the dilemma (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, May 14, 13:19:49
- Go for it (General Chat) - CWC, May 14, 12:31:22
  - ok don't go for it (General Chat) - CWC, May 14, 12:32:56
    - its fine (General Chat) - rosarios_school_tie, May 14, 12:36:42
    - one lawyer, two opinions (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 14, 12:34:30
      - i wonder if number of opinions grows exponentially with number of lawyers (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 14, 12:35:49
- Don't do it (General Chat) - emmaroyds, May 14, 12:27:14
- dont do it (General Chat) - rosarios_school_tie, May 14, 12:23:50
- Perhaps wait a week to see if your symptoms develop? I don't know,it seems (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 14, 12:18:12
- It’s a NO from me (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 14, 12:13:16
- Don't do it, would be my view. Nonessential and unnecessary risks... (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, May 14, 12:07:29
  - good point (n/m) (General Chat) - forzancfc, May 14, 12:16:49
- Delay it until 1 June (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, May 14, 12:04:45
  - yep, thanks. wife and mother in law are quite the combo on this... (n/m) (General Chat) - forzancfc, May 14, 12:17:44
- How will they get from Newcastle to London? (General Chat) - lurd, May 14, 11:55:16
  - They’d drive. And when they arrive no 2 meter rule as they’d be all over baby (n/m) (General Chat) - forzancfc, May 14, 11:59:37
    - well, the baby is safe basically (General Chat) - paulg, May 14, 12:03:33
      - Thanks. Lots to think about (n/m) (General Chat) - forzancfc, May 14, 12:04:51
  - not if they're in a car, tho it is a long drive (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 14, 11:59:20
  - I would err on the side of caution (n/m) (General Chat) - revsimon, May 14, 11:58:08
- can u get yourself tested? (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 14, 11:55:03
  - No, not a key worker and doctor said loss of smell isn’t a definite symptom (n/m) (General Chat) - forzancfc, May 14, 12:00:24
    - personally (General Chat) - paulg, May 14, 12:05:33
Dont shoot the messenger...... AGAIN.... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 13, 20:09:54
- (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, May 13, 22:43:27
- I've been saying could be years before matches resume outside of prem (Coronavirus) - Larry Hagman, May 13, 21:03:24
- We'll be lucky to come out with 92 league clubs (Coronavirus) - CWC, May 13, 20:37:57
  - lets assume there is a high percentage chance of a vaccine. (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 13, 20:56:12
    - of the 7 (seven) Coronaviri so far, there has been no vaccine. (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 13, 20:58:22
      - Shoddy, you are clearly not a glass half full type of guy.... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 13, 21:02:53
        
        oh I usually am USAC, but sometimes we have to bite the bullet. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 13, 21:04:36
- Not sure you understand what Dont Shoot The Messenger means. (Coronavirus) - BigGrantHolt, May 13, 20:34:10
  - day 2 of tilting..... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 13, 20:37:55
    - Who ya voting for in November? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Agatha Fisty, May 13, 20:42:41
      - anyone but this guy..... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 13, 20:48:59
- None of this will happen. It all finishes as it is now (Coronavirus) - CB41, May 13, 20:28:56
  - yes please do. one without internet coverage. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 13, 20:29:31
    - and a sick bay (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, May 13, 20:34:16
      - Charming.... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 13, 20:51:35
- They dont. I cant believe you are so sure that the PL will finish. (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 13, 20:25:10
  - The reason I think they will try and play out the season is........ (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 13, 20:33:49
    - ok fair dos. will the championship play out also? (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 13, 20:35:16
      - yes, If they want promotion to the PL. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 13, 20:44:11
        
        you think the championship are going to play out their games? (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 13, 20:45:34
        
        so how do they decide the third team? (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 13, 20:47:59
        
        Just take top 3 (Coronavirus) - CWC, May 13, 20:57:05
        
        YES, you cracked the code. I cant forsee any possible problems in doing that........ (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 13, 21:01:28
        
        There is no problem free solution (Coronavirus) - CWC, May 13, 21:17:56
        
        please don't waste your fingers on replying to the same old tripe from the same posters (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, May 13, 22:27:37
        
        heh (Coronavirus) - CWC, May 13, 22:39:24
        
        you need to get some help son. (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 13, 21:03:32
        
        they wont, because they arent going to be playing any more games. (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 13, 20:50:34
        
        well thats all sorted then..... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 13, 20:53:12
        
        we were talking about the championship. (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 13, 20:55:26
  - Well this season can be sorted without playing (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 13, 20:30:19
    - Sorted..... as in massive lawsuits and shit.... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 13, 20:35:11
    - sorted? not the word I would use. terminated, maybe. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 13, 20:32:52
      - and then what..... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 13, 20:36:50
        
        you have no idea, do you? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 13, 20:44:08
        
        OK, then tell me what happens..... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 13, 20:46:54
        
        no, I dont have anymore answers than to tell you that football is over. (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 13, 20:54:15
- Gary Neville suggested a while back (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 13, 20:13:44
  - A radical solution that Premier teams would probably be (Coronavirus) - SeattleSounders, May 13, 20:31:29
    - We could own Pisswich and Diss Town (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 13, 21:29:43
    - Or just ensure all lower League clubs get more dosh (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Larry Hagman, May 13, 21:07:33
      - ^vmt (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, May 13, 22:34:59
    - in that case we could have Peterboro (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, May 13, 20:45:11
      - CAMBRIDGE ! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 13, 20:57:01
      - If we are in the Champs, we wouldnt have anybody.... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 13, 20:50:48
        
        Nope. Not true. Can opt in or opt out. If Norwich want (Coronavirus) - SeattleSounders, May 13, 20:54:16
    - Did the Brighton owner suggest that the other day? (Coronavirus) - CWC, May 13, 20:43:10
      - Don't know but American baseball has successfully used (Coronavirus) - SeattleSounders, May 13, 20:49:50
    - far too sensible. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 13, 20:33:56
  - How could they do anything else....... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 13, 20:26:13
    - Don’t shoot the messenger (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 13, 20:26:35
  - RIP ITFC (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Duck, May 13, 20:20:42
    - It would be LOL funny if ME sold off all the assets to get his money back. (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 13, 20:28:08
      - £100m of debt owed to him (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, May 13, 22:12:52
      - They don't own the stadium so what assets do they have to sell? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Larry Hagman, May 13, 20:55:45
        
        Fucked if I know but im sure they have some assets. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 13, 21:05:53
Brilliant... (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 7, 10:54:28
- The Turkish PPE was fine, assures Head of Purchasing Derek Trotter (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 7, 11:39:56
  - Least it didn't get to the end user in the hospital (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 12:00:25
    - It's crazy really. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 7, 13:16:10
      - Crazy times dubbs (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 13:22:30
        
        Yup I fear so. Merde. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 7, 13:27:16
    - That's a nice Twitter feed you've shared with us (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 12:58:26
      - To be fair Ralf, it's only highlighting the dreadful PPE that front line staff have to use (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 7, 13:37:15
        
        it's also a racist cunt that's using the hashtag ChinasVirus which makes me less able to b (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 14:41:43
        
        fwiw the video is genuine (General Chat) - CWC, May 7, 15:16:12
        
        i dont think i name checked china? (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 16:25:53
        
        no one is sniding anyone here except you tombs (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 16:46:24
        
        Again you chip in (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 17:23:21
        
        Can we please calm down. Ralf are you racist? No. Mr Tombs are you racist No. done. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 7, 17:29:30
        
        sorry Dubs (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 17:47:37
        
        thank you. That is still a massive balls-up for sure - but probably not China's fault (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 15:50:15
      - For somebody that cryarsed like a girl for me to leave them alone thats weird (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 13:21:30
        
        Ignore the nob Tombs (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 8, 08:27:43
        
        "cryarsed like a girl" (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 14:43:49
        
        Only girls cry. That’s why Male suicide is so high. Not allowed to cry 😢 (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 7, 18:32:30
- Category violation (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, May 7, 11:00:13
  - Apologies. I missed the fact we had a CV category. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 7, 11:08:26
  - It's not difficult to put it in right category is it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, May 7, 11:03:49
    - Neither is it difficult to be a cunt. (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 7, 21:36:35
OMG the Westlife concert has been cancelled (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 15:30:24
- Coronavirus (General Chat) - letsbehavinyou, Apr 22, 16:30:36
- .... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 22, 16:00:10
- Wonder if the club have insurance for these cancelled concerts (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Apr 22, 15:40:55
  - Nope. Insurance firms wriggling out of paying out on things like this (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 22, 16:02:57
    - Booked not boomed (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 22, 16:03:13
      - I liked Boooooooomed (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 16:46:50
  - what do you reckon (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 15:47:11
- Had VIP tickets for The Killers. Gutted! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 22, 15:35:34
- Right give me a hose now.😥 Jumbo's been bullying (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 15:35:30
  - Er,compose a post. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 15:43:06
    - Did I? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 18:25:51
      - Joke ffs.! (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 19:22:41
        
        soz (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 19:25:10
      - BULLY (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 19:01:59
        
        soz (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 19:16:33
The 750000 NHS volunteers (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 10:26:40
- I had 2, both for the same person (Coronavirus) - Surrey Yella, Apr 22, 11:01:35
  - Boots are delivering free of charge (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghost of hucks, Apr 22, 15:29:31
    - Boots deliver meds to where I work. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 15:31:30
  - That's it really,alot of people find it hard to accept help,it's just the we are. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 11:08:41
- Same here. Not one job yet. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghost of hucks, Apr 22, 10:48:58
  - Had a call on Thursday (Coronavirus) - Chicken, Apr 22, 10:57:44
  - Try harder. That's what jobless people get told to do (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 10:52:39
    - and to get on their bike (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 11:14:42
- I’ve been a volunteer since early April,but not had a single job (Coronavirus) - huckerby6, Apr 22, 10:41:13
  - So a bit like the ventilators and PPE call for help (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 10:49:31
    - Well I think they've switched focus on trying to stop people getting so I'll they (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 11:11:33
      - Yes as I understand it if the best chance of medical intervention is before (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 22, 13:24:45
        
        Yes,tbf I was going to add that this has come as a result of experience (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 13:41:21
    - Maybe it underestimated the problem and the focus has shifted (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 10:54:34
      - The PPE shortages have followed a similar pattern (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 11:02:09
        
        Again its logistics (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 22, 12:01:05
        
        It would probably have helped (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 12:06:41
        
        What are the lead times for deliveries under that scheme? (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 22, 12:16:10
        
        No idea - tbf it isn’t really the point is it (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 12:22:00
        
        yes, it is the point (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 22, 13:10:19
        
        The irony is that we probably have not suffered through not participating but (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 22, 13:21:07
        
        it's always the cover up that gets you... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 22, 13:36:23
    - As long as it sounds good during their 5pm news briefings. Job done (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 10:53:35
  - So it's a good PR exercise from the Govt basically then? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 10:42:57
    - Do you have any idea how complicated the task is of organising 750000 people? (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 10:49:51
      - They’ve had months notice. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 18:44:06
      - Boring isn't it? (Coronavirus) - Charles21, Apr 22, 10:57:14
        
        Indeed. Never realised the wrath and twitter were so full of people with PhD (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Apr 22, 15:37:28
        
        and yet here you are spouting your expert opinion time and time again. You really are a (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 22, 18:42:01
        
        Yup (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 10:58:50
        
        all good thanks matey, managed to get a couple of online shops finally (Coronavirus) - Charles21, Apr 22, 15:18:19
        
        Thats good to hear mate (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 16:24:45
      - Employ a few project managers? Plan it a few months ahead of the peak? (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 10:54:09
        
        What did you do in the pandemic daddy? I snided at the government son (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 10:58:15
        
        Better then blindly following a bunch of liars (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 18:43:42
        
        Nailed. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 11:58:36
        
        Ha ha (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 22, 11:32:28
        
        well said sir (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 11:17:52
        
        Those were the days gobb not so good now (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 11:36:03
        
        On the plus side though (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 11:46:46
        
        I doubt that you will. (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 12:17:33
        
        Hang in there Tombs x (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 22, 11:42:26
        
        Got no choice really oggers (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 11:56:14
        
        socially distanced hugs and thoughts Tombs (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 22, 14:18:20
        
        Cheers camcan atb 2u2 as well (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 16:26:45
        
        Chin up bor,thinking of your wife and you.xx (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 12:45:17
        
        big hugs - from a safe distance x (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 11:38:52
        
        👍 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 12:05:31
        
        this. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 22, 10:59:38
- Yes (n/m) (Coronavirus) - letsbehavinyou, Apr 22, 10:38:24
Will we be in isolation until there is a vaccine at least? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Thegelman, Apr 20, 16:45:15
- Could be years. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 20, 18:57:59
- I will. Not risking getting that fucker. Mind you, beginning to (Coronavirus) - CB41, Apr 20, 17:02:54
  - If people are getting it again in Korea, it means a vaccine won’t work (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Apr 20, 17:21:24
    - Vaccines give a stronger immune response apparently (Coronavirus) - Ben, Apr 20, 18:08:46
      - 12-24 months (a bit like flu vaccines) (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 20, 18:12:12
        
        So seasonal to allow for mutation/variation. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 20, 21:04:59
    - Hadn’t thought of that! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Thegelman, Apr 20, 17:25:44
  - I think they'll throw ,and have thrown more resources at this because of how widespread (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 20, 17:10:12
    - Yes, I think thst is the most likely. Meds that stop it (Coronavirus) - CB41, Apr 20, 18:03:05
  - I have adapted to this lifestyle anyway we were virtually doing it as a family anyway (Coronavirus) - Thegelman, Apr 20, 17:09:48
  - Yep, same here for my family until there is no deaths. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Thegelman, Apr 20, 17:05:45
- not forced isolation but some will be 'recommended' to do so (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 20, 17:01:43
  - Yes, just asked my mum and dad and mum said she will not go out while there is people (Coronavirus) - Thegelman, Apr 20, 17:04:33
- Over 70's may well be advised to social distance for some time (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 20, 16:52:06
  - Thanks Jim! With my mum being in her seventies and shielded group surely she won’t go out (Coronavirus) - Thegelman, Apr 20, 16:54:58
    - I guess it will depend on how low the case numbers get and how effective the testing and (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 20, 17:10:48
- no. vacine could be a year away (Coronavirus) - pab, Apr 20, 16:49:41
  - My mum’s in the shielded group so we will have to? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Thegelman, Apr 20, 16:51:36
Here we go then. China Lied and over a thousand more died (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Apr 17, 08:09:07
- Worth an hour of your time to open your eyes (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Apr 17, 09:33:47
  - The Epoch times (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Apr 17, 09:45:14
    - who doesn't (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 17, 09:47:25
  - Get a grip, man. (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 17, 09:38:27
    - I was being sarcastic as they’re an anti China cult. (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Apr 17, 09:49:27
      - Of course... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 17, 10:13:04
  - 🤡 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 17, 09:37:34
- I’m not defending China, but our government are lying as well (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 17, 08:38:38
  - No they are being Transparent. How is China? Clearly more than the cases reported and now (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Apr 17, 09:23:59
    - I don’t think China are/were being transparent (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 17, 09:25:24
      - China have never been transparent on anything (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 17, 09:31:22
        
        Yes this. We are trying to be. China hasn’t been from day one....only 3000 deaths in total (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Apr 17, 09:43:11
        
        What difference does it make? (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 17, 09:52:52
        
        the numbers don't make a huge differnce (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 17, 10:32:48
        
        I think the numbers do make a difference because our government and perhaps (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 17, 10:46:34
        
        true enough (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 17, 11:03:58
        
        What if you eat a lot of Chinese food? (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 17, 10:20:03
        
        Spare the rod..... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 17, 11:04:38
        
        Nice (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 17, 10:30:06
  - I wouldn’t say they are lying, it’s clear what they’re reporting, isn’t it? (Coronavirus) - SimonOTBC, Apr 17, 08:44:24
    - Agreed,however when the Stephen Powis said 3 weeks ago (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 17, 09:05:13
      - Yes, indeed. The other thing is who is in the 20,000? Anyone that tested positive? (Coronavirus) - SimonOTBC, Apr 17, 09:44:53
        
        How many people have died “from it”? Not “with it”? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Apr 17, 09:50:50
        
        ONS initial work on this said that for 86% of the people that died "with it" (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 17, 10:47:26
        
        I have no idea. Impossible to say in a lot of cases I would think. It’s a blurred area (Coronavirus) - SimonOTBC, Apr 17, 09:56:17
  - AP, seriously (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 17, 08:43:05
    - Fair enough,I just can’t see why they all don’t include all Covid related deaths then. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 17, 08:55:57
      - They do, in the ONS statistics. The daily ones have "always" been (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 17, 10:49:23
      - Too many variances away from hospitals i expect (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 17, 09:16:52
        
        Ha! Is Townsend still doing his research? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 17, 09:26:35
        
        He wont get fooled again (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 17, 09:44:21
        
        I was looking at Flightradar earlier , watching a drone over the English Channel (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 17, 09:59:25
        
        while humming this tune (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 17, 09:46:47
        
        Unsurprising Trump withdrew his funding. They were spunking it all on (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 17, 09:29:56
        
        ha ha ha (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 17, 09:23:19
      - ONS data is lagged (a week old) but they included it yesterday, it looked more like USA! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 17, 09:08:14
Bernie Eccelstone a father again at 89. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 2, 22:05:20
- Pickle him. (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Apr 2, 23:11:48
- He’s from the Saints between Bungay & Halesworth so that’s acceptable (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Apr 2, 22:14:15
- Probably went even see the kid into double figures (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Apr 2, 22:12:16
- Great days. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 22:07:29
PFA not keen on a pay cut (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 2, 20:00:01
- Gordon Taylor. Loathesome. (n/m) (Other Football) - pab, Apr 2, 21:14:06
- Scummy can’t they see what overseas clubs are doing FFS (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Apr 2, 21:07:24
  - Finishing the season in China the latest idea now (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 2, 21:14:46
    - You can’t be serious? China might be saying they’ve got no corona (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Apr 2, 22:13:03
      - ... (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 2, 22:24:24
    - As a club I’d hope we tell them to fuck right off (Other Football) - Ben, Apr 2, 21:52:26
      - Thing is we need the £40m tv money due (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 2, 22:09:23
        
        nah we don't (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 2, 22:28:01
    - It’s al incredibly vulgar isn’t it... (Other Football) - loz, Apr 2, 21:38:43
      - Should take the money off the next tv deal (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 2, 21:50:44
- Greedy cnuts! (n/m) (Other Football) - Worthing Yellow, Apr 2, 20:11:34
So, according to Matt Hancock, there’s no lack of PPE. (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 18:28:31
- Just heard that for the 20,000 people working in a London trust area (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 2, 21:17:18
- £13.4bn of NHS debt wiped off. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Apr 2, 18:49:05
  - Well, you’re the expert. (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 19:19:29
    - Oh (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Apr 2, 21:25:59
      - Oh dear. You really are more stupid than I thought. (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 21:58:30
        
        Indeed and you didn’t state which ones you utter virtue signalling turd (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Apr 2, 22:06:08
        
        Jeez... (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 22:30:19
  - £13.4bn of NHS underfunding admitted to. (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 2, 18:53:22
    - Nope ...a shedload of debt properly written off in difficult circumstances (Coronavirus) - Dumplings, Apr 2, 19:48:30
      - nope (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 2, 19:58:44
        
        Details. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 20:14:25
    - we all manage debt (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 2, 19:10:09
      - You are being a dickhead again, (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 19:39:21
        
        no but you are being a bully (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 2, 19:45:34
        
        Oh,ok. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 19:47:10
    - How long has the underfunding been going on? (Coronavirus) - Men without hats, Apr 2, 19:01:37
      - I don't think it can ever not be underfunded? (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 2, 19:19:05
        
        it will always be a £ short (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 2, 19:46:11
- Scrampton Jnr Snr's school have some of the sixth formers (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 2, 18:41:53
  - My schools are making PPE. (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 19:08:49
- It'll get done properly now then (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Apr 2, 18:37:50
  - It’s easy to send one box from A to B overnight (Coronavirus) - Ben, Apr 2, 18:56:12
    - Divvy it up between individual health trusts. (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Apr 2, 19:28:53
  - it keeps getting nicked apparently (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 2, 18:45:26
    - Governments are, apparently! (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 2, 18:50:56
      - i see uk gov banned export of all PPE today (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 2, 18:56:49
        
        Get in, buy a box for the final! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 2, 19:06:34
        
        the yanks will nick it (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 2, 19:07:29
  - U iz w8ll ld bruv. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 18:39:46
- They are fucking up,the Tories. (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 18:36:10
  - I heard him on Radio 5. Love (n/m) (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 18:37:49
    - Lovely story. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 18:38:09
Well if the PL were hoping for an early easing of lock down restrictions... hmmm (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 1, 21:27:32
- I just hope something has gone awry here, because the implications are catastrophic else (n/m) (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Apr 1, 21:43:19
  - I suppose it's possible he was infected but asymptomatic initially, (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 21:54:13
    - 2 weeks self isolation prior to working again though.... thats seriously (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Apr 1, 22:00:29
      - he wasn't necessarily infected the first time around though? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - matt in london, Apr 1, 22:20:37
      - hopefully just random coincidence & infected by a patient (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 1, 22:19:50
      - Oh shit really. Extremely concerning (n/m) (Coronavirus) - eddie, Apr 1, 22:15:02
- the future of the world revolves around testing right now (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Apr 1, 21:34:14
  - Testing does shot all, either you’ve got it or you haven’t, it’s the vaccine (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Apr 1, 21:48:27
    - guess an antibody test could be useful if accurate (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 1, 21:57:15
      - If you look at how the wording has been subtly changed on the government website over (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 22:00:11
What 3 things do you miss? (apart from family and footy and freedom) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 1, 21:00:29
- Matthew Gibson, Bristol and Pants (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Graham Nine, Apr 2, 01:19:21
- India, feeling normal, and monster trucks 🚚 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - tudders, Apr 2, 00:05:54
- Pub, cycling with friends, short breaks with the missus (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Wild Edric, Apr 1, 22:31:18
- Family visits, Kenton Club socialising & watching local sports (n/m) (Coronavirus) - KentonCanary, Apr 1, 22:18:07
- Swimming, High 5s, Income (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 1, 22:14:06
- Tennis, VAR and a functioning government (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 1, 21:54:20
  - At least you’ve still got the whinging (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 1, 22:24:37
    - You might just be the worst cunt on this website (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 1, 22:46:42
- Socialising (in pubs), fishing/boating on the broads (season closed till june 16th), Big D (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Apr 1, 21:50:17
- Friends, dinner parties and meals out (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Apr 1, 21:49:01
  - Haha as if you have friends (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 21:50:12
- Wandering round Chambers talking to people, having lunch in Hall, pub lunch walks (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 1, 21:37:27
  - are you not enjoying WFH? (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 21:46:00
    - You didn’t need to mention you’re a PRAT, Jumbers, we all knew! (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 1, 21:53:02
      - Phone me, I have all the gossip about the arguments (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 21:57:49
- why can't you still canoe? (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 1, 21:31:50
  - it's not "essential" imo and it'd be disrespectful/crass to frontline staff (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 1, 21:37:49
    - fair dos (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 1, 21:43:27
      - sorted (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 1, 21:53:03
        
        nice (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 1, 22:20:57
- Raw Pangolins. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 21:27:15
  - I nearly said that (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 1, 21:27:27
- Fresh seafood (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 1, 21:19:44
  - Girl (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 21:22:07
    - i'm going to the fresh fishmarket blokey tomorrow (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 1, 21:29:23
      - Good stuff. 💚💛👍🙂 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 21:55:08
      - For cods hake, that’s very kind and trusting of you (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 21:40:03
        
        maybe this sort of thing might help your lad out? (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 1, 22:01:30
        
        the one near the Sir Garnet? blimmin nice stuff there (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 1, 21:53:26
        
        no a mobile trader, he's funny as fuck (bit old school norfolk brexit) but he's a good lad (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 1, 22:05:52
        
        ^feeling frisky (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 21:58:56
        
        I bet you'd love me to shuck your oysters (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 1, 22:01:37
- Brexit. Dominic Cummings. Rees-Mogg (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 1, 21:19:44
- The Beach - The Static - Bacton Chippy (n/m) (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Apr 1, 21:19:07
- (Why do you miss hobknobs? (Coronavirus) - jampersands, Apr 1, 21:15:16
  - i could i suppose but they are non-essential so socially distanced them off (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 1, 21:18:37
    - you don't miss smoking (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Apr 1, 21:25:50
      - true, i really don't miss it (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 1, 21:32:39
- Going to the pub occasionally. Going to a restaurant. (Coronavirus) - jampersands, Apr 1, 21:14:24
- Frothy coffee stops at the seaside (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 21:10:20
- Walking in the hills, sea, gardens and parkland (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CB41, Apr 1, 21:04:52
  - that's 4 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Apr 1, 21:06:31
    - He’s senile you have to write your reply in capitals (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 21:11:17
Those taking the moral high ground regarding Dominic Cummings would (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 30, 20:53:13
- Do well to remember this. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 30, 20:54:40
  - Boo fucking hoo bloody snowflakes moaning about the word “surrender” (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 31, 08:28:13
    - ? (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 09:44:40
  - He's a dangerous lesson I think. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 30, 21:10:37
Jack Grealish gonna be in trouble (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Mar 30, 12:59:48
- Allegedly the 'party's was at Ross McCormack's place. (Other Football) - Saucerer, Mar 30, 14:13:25
- Is that fact or FACT or allegedly? (n/m) (Other Football) - Adster, Mar 30, 13:18:09
  - ... (Other Football) - jackamo, Mar 30, 13:26:53
    - ... (Other Football) - jackamo, Mar 30, 13:30:35
      - And fake plates? (Other Football) - jackamo, Mar 30, 13:32:02
        
        Interesting (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Mar 30, 14:04:32
        
        Easy mix up at the number plate garage (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 30, 14:12:19
  - Lots of witnesses, so seems legit (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 30, 13:19:51
- and was wearing nonidentical slippers for some reason. (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Mar 30, 13:10:38
  - Hangings too good for him (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 30, 13:57:37
  - Nonidentical Slippers are in session for Marc Riley tonight (n/m) (Other Football) - Wild Edric, Mar 30, 13:41:32
    - Live from the Dublin Castle (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck, Mar 30, 14:26:35
  - Nonidentical Slippers are in session for Marc Riley tonight (n/m) (Other Football) - Wild Edric, Mar 30, 13:40:59
    - Quack on bass (n/m) (Other Football) - Wild Edric, Mar 30, 13:45:14
- China in early stages of potential virus outbreak (n/m) (Other Football) - inutero, Mar 30, 13:04:47
Cumming's appears to have the virus. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - DrDublin, Mar 30, 10:27:25
- Does it now come with the world's worst case of the shits? (Coronavirus) - Dracula, Mar 30, 11:10:55
  - well,legs i'd have thought? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 30, 11:13:22
- Is there any chance (Coronavirus) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 30, 10:39:11
  - Ha! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Bravo win or die, Mar 30, 12:04:24
- Herd immunity innit (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 30, 10:35:49
- Oh dear. How Sad. Never Mind. (Coronavirus) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 30, 10:35:32
  - Lovely. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Mar 30, 10:52:15
    - He's replaced "old people" with "tories" in Cummings' own quote (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 30, 10:55:26
      - Except Cummings never said that. Even the labour MPs backed him on that (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Mar 30, 11:11:45
        
        I did say alleged quote (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 30, 11:13:08
- Classic Dom (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 30, 10:33:39
  - So it's jumped species, again! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 30, 10:49:48
  - Can see it now. "Well that wasn't so bad. What's the fuss about? Unlock!" (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 30, 10:44:00
    - I've read in various places that it was Cummings (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 30, 11:11:20
      - After the Imperial College report, yes (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 30, 11:55:55
      - Good (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 30, 11:54:54
    - That's my fear with Johnson too (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 30, 11:03:58
      - Until his old man croaks (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CB41, Mar 30, 11:06:28
This shows how unlikely it is the season will be declared void (NCFC) - Duck, Mar 29, 22:47:55
- Haha that was similar to my idea at the beginning (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 29, 23:54:43
- Bonkers (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Mar 29, 23:21:09
- I wonder what some of the ideas that they've rejected look like? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 29, 23:05:55
  - Voiding the season is probably right at the bottom of the list. (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 29, 23:35:45
  - Playing on the moon, playing whilst wearing full PPE. (NCFC) - Mr Perfect, Mar 29, 23:28:45
    - You could be right but......... (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 29, 23:40:39
      - Yes, this is the most probable solution (n/m) (NCFC) - Mr Perfect, Mar 30, 00:41:54
- Zero chance of matches being played until Sept/Oct. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Mar 29, 22:59:03
  - I would give you odds you are wrong.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 29, 23:27:01
    - why? (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Mar 29, 23:40:38
      - If they dont finish this season, it will destroy future seasons. (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 29, 23:46:27
- disgusting. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 29, 22:51:07
- Fucking ridiculous. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Mar 29, 22:49:14
How long will lockdown last? (General Chat) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 29, 10:22:20
- I have no fucking idea........ (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 29, 19:18:02
- end of April (General Chat) - fal5taff, Mar 29, 12:52:55
- The cost of lockdown is absolutely huge (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 29, 12:16:12
- I estimate August. Peak infections June will take months after that (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 29, 11:09:28
  - I don’t think they need to get to 0 new cases to end the lockdown (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 29, 12:26:07
- To be fair she is a pain. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 29, 10:34:12
  - I'll do the obvious... (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 29, 10:43:31
  - Be kind, she’s busting out all over. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Mar 29, 10:35:25
- No one knows, really (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 29, 10:23:25
  - I’m concerned for the condition of my cashmere socks. (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Mar 29, 10:29:48
    - Free cashmere socks for every household! (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 29, 12:14:04
    - Darn it! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 29, 10:32:41
      - Rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 29, 11:23:35
      - Ha! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Mar 29, 10:34:27
what is the latest thinking on the season (NCFC) - fal5taff, Mar 29, 10:03:18
- Rumour I heard is next season will be scrapped (NCFC) - earlydoors, Mar 29, 12:31:24
  - If that happens most clubs will be out of business ... (NCFC) - loz, Mar 29, 12:52:55
    - Fairest solution I have heard. (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Mar 29, 12:57:27
      - Fucking hell. (n/m) (NCFC) - FreshBlood, Mar 29, 14:43:11
      - How you end up with clubs going out of business ... (NCFC) - loz, Mar 29, 13:10:50
- Yes (NCFC) - Duck, Mar 29, 11:10:28
  - finish the leagues as is, suck it up and crack on next year (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 29, 11:17:36
    - They’ll finish the season (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck, Mar 29, 11:20:45
      - At the expense of next season ?... (NCFC) - loz, Mar 29, 11:37:02
- They should void it now. Ridiculous that they haven’t (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Mar 29, 11:10:16
- It has to be called curtailed not void apparently if they.. (NCFC) - loz, Mar 29, 10:50:33
- I am finally getting better (NCFC) - fal5taff, Mar 29, 10:17:46
  - Are you sure it wasn't just a cold? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 29, 10:30:06
  - There's a lot of it going around, apparently. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 29, 10:19:20
- personally (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 29, 10:05:29
  - Indeed. Not thought about sport for weeks (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 29, 10:07:10
    - on the upside (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 29, 10:18:22
      - thats good (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 29, 10:20:11
Best PS4 army games where you can shoot stuff?? (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 28, 12:32:53
- Cod, battlefield V, then on top of those Red dead 2, fifa, madden and gta (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 28, 14:44:08
  - Already got FIFA. Cheers. Will check out CoD too cheers. (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 28, 15:08:46
- Jet Set Willy (n/m) (General Chat) - Graham Nine, Mar 28, 12:52:57
  - I used to play this on the Spectrum ZX cool! (n/m) (General Chat) - Thegelman, Mar 28, 13:32:58
    - You can play it for free here! That music brings back memories... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 28, 13:36:41
  - Looks too violent (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 28, 12:55:56
  - Elite (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 28, 12:54:42
- GTA (General Chat) - jackamo, Mar 28, 12:42:33
  - Have they updated the laws to fine and detain anti-Covid-19 rebels? (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 28, 12:44:33
    - Yes, new mission. (General Chat) - jackamo, Mar 28, 12:58:21
      - And loo rolls, whilst observing the 2 metre rule in Tescos? (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 28, 13:00:45
- Battlefield or Metal Gear Solid or something else? (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 28, 12:39:21
  - Battlefield V us shit hot. set in WW2 - its amazing if you like those type of things (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 28, 12:43:06
    - Nice idea! Cheers - what about Call of Duty etc? (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 28, 12:45:04
      - dont know about that. BF5 is vaster - with far more strategy (and teamwork) involved (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 28, 12:50:12
        
        Just purchased BF5 - need to get a PS4 gun now haha (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 28, 13:01:18
        
        Sounds good cheers :) (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 28, 12:55:41
- Not an Army one - but Red Dead Redemption 2 has hours of play in it (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Mar 28, 12:35:26
  - (ah a western, interesting) (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 28, 12:40:45
  - Ok thanks, will check it out!! (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 28, 12:39:46
    - Enjoy!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Mar 28, 12:44:05
Rishi gone and dunnit again. 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 26, 17:09:32
- Love emmerdale (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 26, 21:54:30
- My cousin is self employed, he has enough money until end of April (General Chat) - FreshBlood, Mar 26, 17:21:14
  - Well my take is (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Mar 26, 18:44:40
  - What does he do? (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Mar 26, 18:40:50
- Good scheme, but June is late (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 26, 17:13:52
  - Yup (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 26, 17:46:28
  - minimum of 3 months (March, April and May?) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 17:17:49
    - looks like they can get business interuption loans to see them through (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 17:20:43
      - Yep, and it will be backdated from June (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 26, 17:25:10
        
        it is still pretty quick, though people will still say it isnt enough (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Mar 26, 17:26:12
        
        also he could announce a scheme to pay them £50 a time to be literally punched in the face (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 17:34:28
        
        Agreed. Should have happened with the employed measures (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Mar 26, 17:43:15
        
        I dread to think how HMRC is going to cope! (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 26, 17:28:58
        
        And their staff are staggeringly thick (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 26, 17:30:55
Re Dyson (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 26, 13:55:06
- don't know about that, but we do know that they're a bunch of small-minded petty little cu (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 16:05:26
  - you do realise the EU are behind us on the ventilator front (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Mar 26, 16:27:23
    - Oh (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 26, 17:25:33
      - too busy making jokes (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 18:02:09
  - How do you know joining the scheme is in our interests? (NCFC) - Ben, Mar 26, 16:19:44
    - how could a scheme to buy equipment that's seriously lacking not be in the UK's interests? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 26, 16:44:35
      - 10,000 Dyson ventilators turns into 1300 if we share with 27 other countries (NCFC) - Ben, Mar 26, 17:37:24
        
        it makes it a lot easier to actually get the orders in when it's one and not 27 (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 26, 17:52:16
        
        oh, it's because they didn't get the mail. How can you defend these cunts? HOW? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 26, 21:59:00
        
        I'm guessing the same reason (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 28, 12:36:45
  - that's absolutely fucking insane. Brexit ahead of lives. (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 26, 16:08:43
    - it really is like cutting off our nose to spite our face (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 16:40:48
- there are or were alternatives (NCFC) - pinkney, Mar 26, 14:39:58
  - Comparing apples and oranges there m8 (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 26, 19:39:55
- capacity (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 26, 14:28:36
- Only time will tell (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Mar 26, 14:25:39
  - the required designs have been made open source (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 26, 14:35:52
    - slightly more complex than bunging a 3d printed valve on a scuba mask it appears (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 26, 16:47:18
    - Good (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 26, 14:46:56
    - Ah.👍 (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 26, 14:38:33
  - if italian doctors can remodel scuba masks into ventilators i reckon it's worth a punt (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 26, 14:31:54
    - Just dhows what humsn ingenuity can achieve (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 26, 14:52:09
    - Top drawer. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 26, 14:35:53
    - Excellent (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 26, 14:32:44
  - Yeah,seems abit strange to me . (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 26, 14:30:02
- Would you prefer we wait for cheaper Henry ventalators so everyone gets a smile? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Mar 26, 14:14:49
- At least he'll be helping, unlike that worzel headed, utter (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 26, 14:14:38
- There was a manufacturer who said last week that they'd had no contact from the govt (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Mar 26, 14:12:17
  - This might be the guy (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Mar 26, 14:15:07
- according to a lot of people (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 26, 14:07:09
- Who knows??? (NCFC) - Rombald, Mar 26, 14:05:53
  - One would hope every available avenue would be pursued. (NCFC) - Men without hats, Mar 26, 14:11:22
  - how about bashing the Tories (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 26, 14:08:33
    - Having worked in critical care in the nhs for 20 years (NCFC) - Rombald, Mar 26, 14:19:29
      - we will all ways be one bed short in a hospital (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 26, 14:28:19
  - I think its in addition to orders from existing manufacturers isn;t it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 26, 14:07:44
    - Damn you and your reasonable answers (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 26, 14:10:29
CBA to google but what’s happened to kings Lynn with their league? (n/m) (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 25, 18:14:27
- Harsh if only one goes up. Let both and extra relegations next season (n/m) (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 25, 19:18:52
  - Won’t let York go up given Lynn have two games in hand (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Mar 25, 19:22:26
- Void I think (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Mar 25, 18:17:50
  - no decision yet on promotions, etc. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Mar 25, 18:21:32
    - 🤞 (n/m) (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 25, 18:38:32
42 confirmed cases in Norfolk! (Coronavirus) - Thegelman, Mar 25, 18:02:18
- Will definitely be more unreported (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Trent_Canary, Mar 25, 18:21:44
- My mates got it in Norfolk and my uncle in London (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Mar 25, 18:12:12
  - Sorry to hear that mate (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Thegelman, Mar 25, 18:17:04
Wimbledon being cancelled it seems (n/m) (Other Sports) - loz, Mar 25, 15:51:50
- Wahoo (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Mar 25, 19:30:06
- Sorry to anyone on here who had tickets but not to someone I know who got lucky (Other Sports) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 25, 18:15:36
- no word on this yet, I'm still hoping it will go ahead. (Other Sports) - shoddy, Mar 25, 17:44:31
  - Zero chance. We won’t be out of this for 6-9 months (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Mar 25, 18:02:05
- Wtf (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Mar 25, 17:29:35
- Pretty bulgar that football still thinks it can play (n/m) (Other Sports) - loz, Mar 25, 16:40:39
  - To be fair its a real sport..... (n/m) (Other Sports) - usacanary, Mar 25, 16:56:10
    - So is tennis (n/m) (Other Sports) - loz, Mar 25, 16:57:34
      - Tennis is good for one thing.......finding a slow umpire and (Other Sports) - usacanary, Mar 25, 17:06:41
      - Woah! (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 25, 16:58:20
  - It's couscous there's so much money in football. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jampersands, Mar 25, 16:51:11
- Had tickets too (n/m) (Other Sports) - revsimon, Mar 25, 16:30:29
  - Hopefully rearranged (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Mar 25, 16:46:12
    - There is an Olympic shaped gap in schedule now (n/m) (Other Sports) - revsimon, Mar 25, 17:00:18
      - Haha yes still too early tho (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Mar 25, 18:21:33
- Shows how much an afterthought it was...... (n/m) (Other Sports) - usacanary, Mar 25, 16:26:01
  - Just like the Olympics yesterday (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Mar 25, 16:39:58
    - I dont think the tiddlywinks world championship has been cancelled yet.... (n/m) (Other Sports) - usacanary, Mar 25, 16:57:15
  - Vmt. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 25, 16:29:45
- 😡 (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Mar 25, 16:17:07
- Advantage Mr Covid. (Other Sports) - promethian1, Mar 25, 15:53:18
  - New balls please! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Chris Peacock, Mar 25, 16:07:38
    - I thought it affected your lungs, this is getting worse by the minute. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Men without hats, Mar 25, 16:48:48
      - arf! (n/m) (Other Sports) - promethian1, Mar 25, 16:49:30
Here we have a week's food for a child on free school meals, provided by.... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 25, 10:46:18
- just added up the value and its not far off tbf to them (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 25, 11:44:00
  - I disagree (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Mar 25, 11:45:38
    - my point being, were the child to go out and buy all that. They would have spent nearer to (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 25, 13:36:46
    - Quite. I reckon about £4. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 25, 11:50:33
- This is outrageous. What's the source Dubs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, Mar 25, 11:18:45
  - Headteacher posted it on twitter, hare gew... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 25, 11:25:02
  - VIMTO, outrageous (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Mar 25, 11:22:36
- No movement at all on national vouchers. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 25, 10:50:27
- We got sent a £15 Tesco voucher yesterday due to the universal infant free school meals (General Chat) - WestYorksCanary, Mar 25, 10:49:25
Epidemiologists ‘surprised and disappointed’ (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 24, 17:12:10
- Retaining my optimists hat, the stats for the last few days (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 24, 17:32:35
  - You, an optimist 🤣😂🤣😆😅☺️🤣😂 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Mar 24, 18:28:13
  - Looks like italy have turned the corner (Coronavirus) - pinkney, Mar 24, 18:04:07
    - Yep should keep dropping now (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 24, 18:12:45
      - That’s the problem (Coronavirus) - jampersands, Mar 24, 18:37:39
        
        There are only two real exit strategies, vaccine or herd immunity (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Mar 24, 19:05:51
        
        wife a biologist specialising in this sort of crap. she agrees, we are in this for the (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Mar 24, 19:26:23
        
        Hopefully can switch the tap on and off (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 24, 19:30:57
        
        Herd immunity through suppression now (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 24, 19:16:48
    - Good tv interview with Director of Bergamo Healthcare the other day... (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 24, 18:10:40
  - Yes not looking as bad as Italy (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 24, 17:39:37
    - Measures a week to 10 days ago (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 24, 17:40:52
      - Not all of them. 14 days for some, less time for others. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 24, 17:54:22
        
        3-4 week lag for deaths, mostly (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 24, 18:05:27
        
        Well then if our stats stay better now must be due to all that hand washing (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 24, 19:06:13
        
        I read an Italian epidemiologist (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 24, 21:28:42
        
        appears they had more exposure in Italy (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 24, 19:20:43
  - You're supposed to give up and cry like a biatch. Jim. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 24, 17:36:56
    - stop it proth, please (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Mar 24, 17:56:55
      - Sorry . (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 24, 17:58:47
- Could be worse... we could have Trump... now there's an idiot beyond the pail. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Mar 24, 17:30:11
- Wow thats surprining.... (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Mar 24, 17:23:43
  - Excel centre being turned into a 4000 bed hospital (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 24, 17:33:03
    - thatll free up some of the north norfolk coastal home holiday lets then (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 24, 17:46:45
- That's the controlled response. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 24, 17:20:11
  - I'd say,what are the reasons by this pack of response? (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 24, 17:26:44
    - Lack. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 24, 17:27:02
Which step of the leagues are Kings Lynn in? (Other Football) - Duck, Mar 24, 15:59:22
- You know this. It is 9. (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Mar 24, 21:03:38
- This refers to the ninth and 10th tiers of English football (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 24, 18:08:00
- Lynn are step 2. National League is step 1 (n/m) (Other Football) - R T Chase, Mar 24, 17:55:39
- Kings Lynn (Other Football) - letsbehavinyou, Mar 24, 16:29:54
- 6 I think? (n/m) (Other Football) - WestYorksCanary, Mar 24, 16:02:28
  - yes 6 (n/m) (Other Football) - promethian1, Mar 24, 16:19:12
    - nope. they're in step 2 (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Mar 24, 19:28:11
That there video from Spain of a British woman dragged out of a pool (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 24, 13:48:49
- There wasn't clear instructions,surprisingly. And that woman is more (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 24, 14:01:18
  - how were there not clear instructions? (General Chat) - Mecagoenti, Mar 24, 14:06:33
    - Don't believe what you read in the press eh? (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 24, 14:09:57
      - yes, the spanish police are typically very patient in my experience (General Chat) - Mecagoenti, Mar 24, 14:24:44
        
        Not read in the press,I've had a slap off them! Anyway,your pov is (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 24, 14:30:02
        
        lol, did you deserve it? (General Chat) - Mecagoenti, Mar 24, 16:48:40
        
        I know bud,well I went up to a cop car and punched into my fist. (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 24, 16:52:32
      - I’ve watched the video and heard what she said. She was being a twat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 24, 14:20:32
        
        But you don't know why she said it.she was frustrated that they hadn't given clear (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 24, 14:28:10
China is going to be winner from all this, isn't it? (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 24, 11:38:13
- Should be suing the hell out of them (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Mar 24, 13:51:53
- and an economy getting back into production just as the West is shutting down (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 24, 11:44:41
- they were winning before the brown stuff hit the whirly thing (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 24, 11:41:23
  - Yeah. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - APB, Mar 24, 11:48:51
Today i would like the Government to do 3 things as a matter of urgency (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 24, 10:02:23
- PPE situation is still a crisis at QE...... I've heard the full of shit minister's updates (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Mar 24, 11:09:45
  - The kit keeps getting delivered then miraculously disappearing (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Mar 24, 12:48:03
  - The kit is available. They showed an absolutely massive warehouse on the news (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 24, 12:00:15
- Supply chain (Coronavirus) - Jester, Mar 24, 10:24:54
  - I used to do picking in the holidays, when I was sprog (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Mar 24, 10:37:31
  - People helping with the harvest is fine (provided they can stay 2m apart) but (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 24, 10:26:53
    - whereas they should be "virtually going " (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 24, 10:30:49
- (2) is v important (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 24, 10:20:11
  - I agree (Coronavirus) - BungysPie, Mar 24, 11:11:15
  - We have a libetarian culture in this country and as a conseuquence a fairly disobedient (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 24, 10:24:57
- Send them a fax (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Charles21, Mar 24, 10:18:34
- for the self-employed there is an amendment tabled to the coronavirus emergency bill (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 24, 10:08:30
  - Am i misreading or is it more generous than the version for employees? Why would that be? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SimonOTBC, Mar 24, 10:51:16
    - because they take more risk by not being perm employees (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 24, 11:31:50
  - Saw that. Assume its not a government amendment? I assume also they have been (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 24, 10:09:48
    - Most of the construction appears to be stopping as no one is open. (Coronavirus) - Men without hats, Mar 24, 10:32:31
Disney+ is now live will Sky add an app?? (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Mar 24, 06:16:57
- Now up and running 👆 (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Mar 24, 09:07:46
- Sky need to push update to your Sky Q box (who knows when that will happen) (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 24, 07:32:07
- They're going to but I heard it will only work if you subscribe to Disney through sky. (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 24, 06:29:21
  - I read that the app with still work on Sky, but won't integrate with sky functionality... (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 24, 07:31:44
    - Yup (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 24, 07:41:37
  - *can't (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 24, 06:50:02
Anyone use House Party? app for virtual meetups (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 24, 03:03:51
- kids rave about it (General Chat) - dr fanta, Mar 24, 07:28:32
  - you're right, Skype for Business (as opposed to normal Skype) is in end of life (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 24, 07:50:42
    - skype just seems to be getting ropey (General Chat) - dr fanta, Mar 24, 07:54:53
      - I've been having no problems - multiple linkups with no lag at all (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 24, 15:09:22
- Scrampton Jnr Snr and his mates were all on that a couple of years ago (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 24, 07:21:07
- Yes we have that (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 24, 06:28:14
- Yeah I’ve used it the last few days... (General Chat) - Alan, Mar 24, 05:26:34
- Noel Edmunds swears by it (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 24, 05:26:04
  - ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - dr fanta, Mar 24, 07:56:15
Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 23, 20:38:22
How many people have really got it? (Coronavirus) - SimonOTBC, Mar 22, 20:27:49
- I’ve still got it (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Mar 22, 21:35:31
- 9 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 22, 21:32:06
- I would guess 100-500k (Coronavirus) - Timmy_Goat, Mar 22, 20:39:13
  - Anyone that says “just flu” probably think they have flu when it’s a cold (Coronavirus) - SimonOTBC, Mar 22, 20:46:58
    - Vmt (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 22, 21:16:35
- Loads of people think they have it but so hard without a test... (Coronavirus) - loz, Mar 22, 20:34:13
  - I’ve been in bed a week now with a temp (Coronavirus) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 22, 21:53:02
  - Not sure why all countries don't mandate a 14 day lockdown. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SeattleSounders, Mar 22, 20:44:42
    - Then relax it for 3 or 4 days. Lather rinse repeat. Surely (Coronavirus) - SeattleSounders, Mar 22, 20:45:39
- Impossible to tell when some people are asymptomatic (Coronavirus) - Duck, Mar 22, 20:32:56
  - Indeed I could (Coronavirus) - SimonOTBC, Mar 22, 20:47:36
    - Absolutely (Coronavirus) - Duck, Mar 22, 20:49:05
      - Vimto (Coronavirus) - SimonOTBC, Mar 22, 20:50:56
- Read 750K mentioned in calculations (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 22, 20:31:55
- My uncle got it today, 65ish. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Mar 22, 20:30:15
  - Tested? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SimonOTBC, Mar 22, 20:45:49
Pub Quiz (2) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Mar 22, 19:07:05
- Pub Quiz - The Answers (General Chat) - Saucerer, Mar 22, 20:39:43
  - 2 for 2 👍 thank you for it, good stuff (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Mar 22, 23:39:01
  - 👍🍺 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 22, 21:36:11
  - 3/6 - can't wait until the next round (General Chat) - dr fanta, Mar 22, 21:34:28
  - Chairs again! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 22, 21:34:28
  - 2/6 thank you for the quiz :) (n/m) (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Mar 22, 21:31:19
    - Thx for entering. (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Mar 22, 22:09:25
- team name: fantatastic (General Chat) - dr fanta, Mar 22, 20:17:45
- .. (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 22, 20:13:13
- Eyes down... (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Mar 22, 20:11:22
- Answers... (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Mar 22, 19:55:10
- Tough (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Mar 22, 19:41:07
- Think the missing one is Dave Clarke Five? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 22, 19:32:18
  - Sorry CP another Ideot - I'll self isolate immediately (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 22, 19:33:09
- .... (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 22, 19:26:42
- My answers (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 22, 19:17:11
- Er... (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 22, 19:16:54
- ... (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 22, 19:15:53
- Oxford; 2; ? ; Padstow; the short one Mike ; Romeo and Juliet (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 22, 19:13:44
  - POST YOUR ANSWERS IN THE BODY YOU IDEOT (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Mar 22, 19:26:44
    - Who’s body? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 22, 19:35:17
      - come round (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Mar 22, 20:25:39
Don’t like the sound of this... (NCFC) - loz, Mar 22, 13:17:46
- Vile (NCFC) - wolfio, Mar 22, 14:36:17
- Hey player ignore being out of contract and risk (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 22, 13:45:58
- At this point tbh, I honestly don't care if they void it, stop season now and we go down, (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 22, 13:38:31
  - Agree. This is much bigger than football. Although I miss it as a distraction (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 22, 14:25:36
  - Yep, while I’d LOVE to be going to cup QF today (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 22, 13:56:18
    - very much like 1989 (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Mar 22, 14:37:13
      - Yeah, was gutted we lost that (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 22, 15:29:19
  - But that’s my point isn’t this footballs chance to look at the bigger picture ... (NCFC) - loz, Mar 22, 13:55:06
    - It's not football's job to bail out the NHS (n/m) (NCFC) - maidstoneyellow, Mar 22, 15:35:16
    - As telltale said it doesn't matter. You have posted dozens of times about this (NCFC) - earlydoors, Mar 22, 14:06:54
    - Ah, yes. Absolutely agree with that sentiment. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 22, 13:58:01
  - Next 2 weeks will be even bigger (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 22, 13:54:43
- https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/519 90101 (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Mar 22, 13:18:03
  - Link here ... (NCFC) - loz, Mar 22, 13:18:18
    - There is zero chance of playing football in July. We won’t see the back of this (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Mar 22, 14:52:29
2011 all over again? If this is happening now then the government must .... (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 21, 18:34:36
- Just get out of the boat....keep going.... (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 21, 20:32:19
  - Essex? (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 21, 22:16:26
- just a couple of points for you jimbo, you moron (General Chat) - Henclrikus, Mar 21, 20:10:22
  - POTD (n/m) (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 21, 20:15:50
- What are you on about? (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 21, 19:45:03
- The army should be getting involved now. Making c**ts stay at home. (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 21, 19:30:22
  - Coronavirus isnt the reason why the Nhs is overwhelmed (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 21, 19:33:33
    - Was he an Italian health minister too then? (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 21, 20:18:51
      - Don't understand (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 21, 20:24:26
    - Oh here we go (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 21, 20:05:49
    - It will be. If cases hit Italy type levels in a week to ten days then very few (if any) (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 21, 19:45:40
- That was posted two days ago, yet hasn't been on the news (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 21, 18:46:24
  - It’s not anything. Just viral internal crap. (General Chat) - jampersands, Mar 21, 18:47:47
  - it's not now (n/m) (General Chat) - matt in london, Mar 21, 18:47:08
    - No, I didn't this it was. We'd have heard about it! (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 21, 18:48:28
      - What’s interesting is that there are cretins like him who get a buzz from trying to spread (General Chat) - jampersands, Mar 21, 18:51:33
        
        I'm not one of those people. Sorry to disappoint you. I rarely post. (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 21, 21:13:40
        
        but you saw it on Facebook or whever and immediately decided to shared it without checking (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 21, 21:29:25
        
        My best guess (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 21, 18:57:35
        
        Right. Maybe. Get help if so, Jimbo. If you can. (n/m) (General Chat) - jampersands, Mar 21, 18:59:38
        
        Hope so. (n/m) (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 21, 19:03:15
        
        Might just be online naivety (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 21, 19:01:26
        
        Jimbo is someone who thinks it's ok to shout "get your fuzzywuzzy hair cut" at black men (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 21, 21:23:07
        
        And from being on other social media (General Chat) - jampersands, Mar 21, 18:53:47
- If what is happening? Are you just posting disinformation? (n/m) (General Chat) - jampersands, Mar 21, 18:44:19
- Not fuck about that should be. (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 21, 18:35:11