Tombs - Member Profile
Member
Tombs
Tombs
Last Active
29/05/2026
29/05/2026
Name
goober
goober
Gender
Male
Male
Location
goober island
goober island
Occupation
proprieter of a mini food shop with things like wild boar, deer, salami, sausages and cheeses
proprieter of a mini food shop with things like wild boar, deer, salami, sausages and cheeses
Comments
Patriot. Bible reader. Part-time mall Santa. Full-time defender of the casserole table. I like WOMEN! Bass player for our church band, Shifty Nelson & The Dixieland Scooters, a gospel-jazz swamp outfit with three tambourines, one fog machine, and a strict America First policy. I believe in freedom, firm handshakes, sensible trousers, and turning up the bass during the Book of Revelation. I have been described as “too patriotic for indoor venues” and “the reason the Christmas grotto now has a written code of conduct.” I don’t do woke. I don’t do decaf. I don’t do roundabouts unless forced by federal overreach. My influences include Johnny Cash, the Apostle Paul, every man who ever owned a leaf blower, and a bald eagle I once made eye contact with outside a Bass Pro Shop. Sundays are for church, slap bass, and quietly judging people who clap on the wrong beat. My hobbies include reading scripture, seasoning meat, defending the flag, and explaining to younger relatives why everything went downhill after they put computers in refrigerators. I put America First, Jesus in the passenger seat, and my amp on 11, because liberty sounds better with a walking bassline and a suspiciously smoky Santa beard.
Patriot. Bible reader. Part-time mall Santa. Full-time defender of the casserole table. I like WOMEN! Bass player for our church band, Shifty Nelson & The Dixieland Scooters, a gospel-jazz swamp outfit with three tambourines, one fog machine, and a strict America First policy. I believe in freedom, firm handshakes, sensible trousers, and turning up the bass during the Book of Revelation. I have been described as “too patriotic for indoor venues” and “the reason the Christmas grotto now has a written code of conduct.” I don’t do woke. I don’t do decaf. I don’t do roundabouts unless forced by federal overreach. My influences include Johnny Cash, the Apostle Paul, every man who ever owned a leaf blower, and a bald eagle I once made eye contact with outside a Bass Pro Shop. Sundays are for church, slap bass, and quietly judging people who clap on the wrong beat. My hobbies include reading scripture, seasoning meat, defending the flag, and explaining to younger relatives why everything went downhill after they put computers in refrigerators. I put America First, Jesus in the passenger seat, and my amp on 11, because liberty sounds better with a walking bassline and a suspiciously smoky Santa beard.