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Risk - likelihood of ham occurring multiplied by the potential severity (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 15:41:12
- Writing documentation many years ago (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 22, 15:54:51
  - why would Herman (or any of his hermits for that matter) be reading your documentation? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 16:00:18
- don't eat pigs cos they're made of ham (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 15:49:01
  - My favourite pigs are made of chorizo. Fucking lovely stuff that is. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 15:50:34
    - chorizo is one of my bestest things to eat (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 16:05:54
      - jambalya makes good use of chorizo (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 16:07:35
      - How they get the pigs to eat that much paprika is beyond me though (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 16:06:47
        
        they shovel it up their gobs whilst they are rooting for truffles (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 16:11:47
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 22, 15:45:49
is there anyone on here currently sitting in a queue for the Playstation 3? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 12:01:38
- No, get mine delivered tomorrow (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Mar 22, 12:51:28
  - Oh dear. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 22, 12:54:09
    - is it wrong to laugh though? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 12:57:06
- No (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 12:46:25
- No (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 12:45:39
- I did think about it, then I remembered.. (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 22, 12:42:18
- I'm on the HMV pre order list, will probably pick it up at midnight. (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Mar 22, 12:27:35
  - Lovely old mug (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 22, 12:52:43
  - oh dear, oh dear, oh dear *shakes head mornfully* (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 12:37:32
- I'm getting one for my Birthday next month! (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 22, 12:11:20
  - £425 Birthday Present!????!!! (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 22, 12:23:51
    - pennies dear boy! (n/m) (General Chat) - Class Obsessed Twit, Mar 22, 12:27:53
    - I'm getting a £13,000 car as a late birthday pressie to myself. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 12:26:58
  - £425! Spoilt brat. I had to make do with an Action Man. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 22, 12:16:33
  - immature cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 22, 12:13:38
    - Glass house shattered (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 12:28:46
    - Got a ticket for Ipswich game you part time scum bag? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 22, 12:21:58
      - not likely!! (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Mar 22, 12:39:48
- Much rather have a Nintendo Wii - If I could ever find one in the shops to buy (n/m) (General Chat) - LincolnshireCanary, Mar 22, 12:08:48
  - same here, why can't nintendo make them just that little bit faster (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 12:18:32
    - Good for the fat kids (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 22, 12:18:58
      - not just fat kids (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 12:21:07
        
        I agree! (General Chat) - conker, Mar 22, 12:21:46
        
        I would have. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 22, 12:25:51
- Not according to this (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 22, 12:06:36
- some idiots who have more money than sense (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 22, 12:05:15
- with their laptop? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 22, 12:02:16
  - or on some other portable device that can also connect to the internet wirelessly (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 12:04:00
    - i'm sitting at the top of mount everest (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 22, 12:05:09
      - is it a bit pointy up there? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 12:12:44
Bob Woolmer death "suspicious" (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 22, 11:50:51
- I think this has all been a bit blown out of proportion (General Chat) - Bucktooth Rogers, Mar 22, 12:05:00
  - His wife was on the radio this morning and was a bit pissed off with it all (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 12:09:27
    - I'm not really surprised, she is pissed off just lost her husband and the press turn it in (General Chat) - Bucktooth Rogers, Mar 22, 12:16:40
      - Police's fault really. Why call it 'suspicious' if you don't know the cause of death. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 22, 12:19:43
        
        Pakistan have been slightly dodgy in the past few years though (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 22, 12:27:13
        
        'the feel' (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 22, 12:29:08
        
        tosser (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 12:33:46
        
        lighten up pants. Only joking. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 22, 12:40:17
        
        It's because TH is part of an illegal network and on here... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 22, 12:36:36
        
        How many chips do you reckon you're worth? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 12:37:42
        
        9 (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 22, 12:38:20
        
        He's only copying what is plastered all over the back of the papers[*] (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 12:31:21
        
        No doubt. But I thought Brandy would be a bit brighter (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 22, 12:32:08
        
        haha Metro... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 22, 12:34:15
        
        *when not one! going mad recently (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 22, 12:37:13
        
        first fault? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 12:40:00
        
        first thought, at a guess? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 22, 12:41:03
        
        yep! made so many mistakes this week on here! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 22, 13:29:11
  - diabetics don't have fucking neck injuries! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 22, 12:06:06
    - Did he have neck injuries from fucking, good man, thats a way to go (General Chat) - Bucktooth Rogers, Mar 22, 12:11:55
    - I bet some do (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 22, 12:07:29
      - only if they have a mouth abcess... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 12:12:05
      - well if they've been strangled (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 22, 12:09:58
- WW1 (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 22, 11:51:48
  - that recent? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 22, 11:55:08
Brandy: Cajun Dance Party (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 22, 08:51:49
- cool (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 22, 09:35:25
  - Fancy a few beers Toosdee? (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Mar 22, 10:58:15
    - yeh prob be a good day for me... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 22, 11:11:38
      - Yeah, cool (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Mar 22, 11:20:55
    - *foo bares (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 11:10:57
  - Will get SoulSeeking tonight I think - they've only done demos so far? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 22, 09:46:28
    - Yeh I was really into that album at one point (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 22, 10:01:06
- The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 22, 09:15:16
  - Not quite sure how you got from young North London indie popsters to The Hoff ... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 22, 09:25:04
    - All musical roads can be traced back to the Hoffmeister (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 22, 09:27:59
      - Well, that's true enough (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 22, 09:30:55
        
        Don't know a thing about submarines (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 22, 09:37:04
        
        googled (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 22, 09:39:52
        
        Groovy it might be; but still seems a strangely dangerous thing to do in a sub. (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 22, 09:48:41
        
        Well, duh! It occurs to me that oxygen generation might be important on a submerged sub (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 22, 09:56:02
        
        I shopse it permits them to switch off the oxygen plant (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 22, 10:06:19
        
        apparently it's all the rage (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 22, 09:54:30
        
        And was then given a celebratory buggering by an able seaman. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 09:58:50
Legend dies (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 21, 20:27:05
Are there any women anywhere that aren't running the fucking Race For Life and wanting spo (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 21, 17:21:46
- When Mrs Yarmyyarmy did it last year... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 21, 18:54:04
- when I did it (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 21, 17:35:28
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:34:32
  - Are they all in Bristol? (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 21, 17:36:11
    - no, four are in Penge (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:38:01
      - and one in Thrapston (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:47:20
        
        another in Bishops Itchington (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:52:07
        
        two more found in Boysack (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:52:39
        
        really good one in Goosey (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:53:39
        
        one called Bella in Climpy (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:53:07
        
        a shouty one in Yelling (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:54:46
        
        fruity-tooty one in Snig's End (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:55:19
        
        big old fat one in North Piddle (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:55:40
        
        another two in Felldownhead (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:55:59
        
        any in the shelfords? (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 21, 17:56:45
        
        there's at least one in Sawston, possibly 2 (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 21, 22:19:23
        
        none in the Shelfords but three in the Wilbrahams and a bent up one in Caxton Gibbet (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:57:55
        
        and you must still be thinking about the village called Caxton (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 21, 21:55:36
        
        No, she was in the gibbet, that's why she was bent up (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 07:38:02
        
        ah, fury muff (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 09:42:01
        
        and an odd one in Nether Poppleton (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:56:28
        
        I think that's about it (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:56:46
        
        unless it isn't (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:57:04
        
        You forgot Lower Clunge (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 21, 17:58:13
        
        I'm not sure that's actually a place, but if it is, there might be one, hiding. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:59:11
        
        in the airing cupboard (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:59:34
        
        or under a crisp (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:59:55
        
        or even near a gnat's leg, under a bit of willow (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:00:36
        
        or inside another woman's face (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:01:15
        
        There's at least two in Paris (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 21, 18:05:29
        
        or up a pipe (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:02:01
        
        or in a van, maybe (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:02:30
        
        sometimes she might be hiding in a fountain, near the top (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:03:15
        
        or at the back of a grotty shop (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:03:40
        
        or in a Jesus house, near where the vicar goes (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:04:22
        
        maybe she could be hiding in the body of a crayfish, a bit (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:05:55
        
        or inside an old man's trumpet (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:06:28
        
        or right u top, inside the spire of a mentals home (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:07:05
        
        or near the distributor on a bus (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:07:56
        
        or in a firework, perhaps (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:08:21
        
        not a catherine wheel, something like a jumping jack, though they are banned now (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:08:59
        
        she could be hiding near a bloke's socks (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:09:39
        
        but, still - who cares? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:10:16
        
        Bob does (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 21, 21:58:31
        
        I fear for your family's (if not your) sanity sometimes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 21, 18:14:56
- Northern tight-arse. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 21, 17:28:18
How good would this be? (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 21, 14:42:56
- I rather like the fact (Other Football) - camcan, Mar 21, 14:50:52
- we should be against it (Other Football) - mr carra, Mar 21, 14:49:54
  - But isn't that the eternal dilemma? (Other Football) - CB41, Mar 21, 14:55:33
    - Yeah, and we have FAITH (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 21, 14:58:22
      - they're already going to be getting bigger parachute payments after next season anyway (Other Football) - mr carra, Mar 21, 15:15:44
        
        But will already have bigger wage bills and higher transfer outgoings to match (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 21, 15:33:45
  - absolutely. This would be a catastrophe for us. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 21, 14:53:52
    - Solution is simple. (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 21, 14:57:59
      - Is the correct answer (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Mar 21, 15:03:29
        
        And they would be exactly right - which was why ITV Digital went bust (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 21, 15:05:48
        
        No problem with that. (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 21, 15:17:00
        
        its the armchair fans innit (Other Football) - megson, Mar 21, 16:19:18
        
        if that's true... (Other Football) - mr carra, Mar 21, 15:22:11
        
        What if, right, this was what is going to happen ... (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 21, 15:29:10
        
        Surely, it'll follow the US model (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Mar 21, 16:09:00
        
        Surely.. (Other Football) - mr carra, Mar 21, 15:50:49
        
        I don't understand that (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 21, 15:31:24
        
        I'm sure there will. (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 21, 15:26:48
        
        True enough (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Mar 21, 15:13:26
        
        Yep. (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 21, 15:05:34
      - or return to that system (Other Football) - camcan, Mar 21, 15:01:38
help need for a complete technophobe (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Mar 21, 08:56:47
- Don't think you need iTunes to reset it (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 21, 09:30:47
- not only technophobe but iliterate too (n/m) (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Mar 21, 08:57:38
  - Plug your headphones in. Duffer. (General Chat) - snowman, Mar 21, 09:09:35
    - thanx for that. bloody thing is driving me up the wall (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Mar 21, 09:16:50
      - You still having problems? (General Chat) - bjt, Mar 21, 09:55:33
        
        I though you said you worked hard? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 21, 09:57:04
        
        Yes, but working until the early hours will make up for it ... (General Chat) - bjt, Mar 21, 10:00:36
        
        EASY! EASY! EASY! (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 21, 10:01:59
The Long Blondes - hotpantastic! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 20, 23:21:23
- im not surprised (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 21, 09:21:07
  - Not shite; just not as good as they could have been (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 21, 09:25:38
    - Last 2yrs pretty much all major indie bands have played over in Copenhagen I think (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 21, 09:31:22
      - Not Paying Enough Attention theory considered proven then ... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 21, 09:36:03
        
        Arctic Monkeys played there with Franz Ferdinand about 18 months ago (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 21, 09:42:13
        
        Yeah, I know, I was in Vietnam I think (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 21, 10:02:26
        
        Hmmm...if I had to put my money on one band then... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 21, 11:05:54
        
        Will check them out at home later (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 21, 11:14:50
Any ideas on how I can convert this into a file which I can upload to YouTube? (General Chat) - tim berry, Mar 20, 21:24:45
- Never, in my wildest dreams, did I think I'd see Jacques Rigaut mentioned on WotB. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 21, 06:50:06
  - Cheers, Otto. (General Chat) - tim berry, Mar 21, 09:19:41
  - Dada ist Dada (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 21, 07:45:42
    - Every man his own football. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 21, 08:40:02
      - Is that one of Sepp Blatter's new ideas? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 21, 08:42:09
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 21, 09:02:49
        
        Lol Tolhurst (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 21, 08:48:53
- really liking that band (General Chat) - King, Mar 20, 23:33:48
  - They are a great band. (General Chat) - tim berry, Mar 20, 23:50:31
- Fuck loading it on Youtube (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 20, 22:59:51
  - No, no... I mean my video was self-consciously pretentious. (General Chat) - tim berry, Mar 20, 23:50:08
    - Oh, I liked the video - very well done I thought (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 21, 07:42:34
- you can't cause it's too high quality (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 20, 21:34:03
  - Oh. (General Chat) - tim berry, Mar 20, 21:38:25
    - its: (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 20, 21:47:24
      - Isn't that in Bristol? (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Mar 20, 21:47:55
Off to see The Long Blondes in a bit (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 20, 17:56:52
- brakes are brillo (General Chat) - King, Mar 20, 18:12:39
  - Fratellis aren't too bad (haven't really heard them); but Brakes are great (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 20, 18:45:00
    - i agree (General Chat) - King, Mar 20, 18:59:58
      - Electric Soft Parade? Never heard of them (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 20, 19:29:34
      - I love the Electric Soft Parade... (General Chat) - Jono, Mar 20, 19:04:22
        
        They're still going...saw them play a month ago...decent enough I suppose (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 21, 09:01:03
        
        There were only 2 in ESP weren't there ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 20, 19:17:49
        
        Yeah, Alex and Tom (General Chat) - Stoopish, Mar 20, 19:37:18
Just rediscovered this classic bit of 80s pop (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 20, 17:40:08
On holiday I met a girl who is the landlord of The Cock Inn (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 20, 17:17:20
- did you tell her to always reply with 9, it'd right do their heads in (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 20, 17:41:49
- My mum lives in Drayton (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 20, 17:32:29
  - Out of the Drayton pubs, I've only ever been to the Cock (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 20, 17:36:26
    - Slighty better than mine and conker's (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 20, 17:41:21
    - It's not a competition. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 20, 17:38:11
      - Calm down, calm down. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 20, 17:44:26
      - But if it is, I've only ever been to Red Lion (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 20, 17:39:35
  - Vote: (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 20, 17:33:30
    - Better, but only if you have an ironic head on. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 20, 17:35:33
- What's the best way to.. (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 20, 17:29:42
- On that note (General Chat) - conker, Mar 20, 17:18:27
  - If you want me to liven it up (General Chat) - conker, Mar 20, 17:41:26
    - Yeah, but (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 20, 17:44:47
      - 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 20, 17:46:38
      - must admit we were about 100yds from (General Chat) - conker, Mar 20, 17:45:33
    - *an (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 20, 17:41:47
  - Those long winter evenings must fly by. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 20, 17:30:17
  - that was a good story. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 20, 17:19:41
    - He's full of them (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 20, 17:23:44
      - Something we have in common then (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 20, 17:33:47
- Landlady, obv. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 20, 17:17:40
If everyone was the same there would be no comedy (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 20, 15:07:51
- To me, the best comedy should subvert (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 20, 17:30:48
- Comedy is a very selective taste (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 20, 15:17:56
  - i am the latter (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 20, 15:50:58
  - Case in point (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 20, 15:24:08
    - oops... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 20, 15:25:26
      - i can't see how gervais loves david (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 20, 15:51:40
        
        You do realise some of the comedy characters you've slagged off on here today are (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 20, 15:58:12
        
        hey some of my stuff's actually my own! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 20, 16:06:00
        
        what's he like in the flesh then? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 20, 16:00:29
        
        That's exactly right, TH ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 20, 16:02:04
        
        ouch! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 20, 16:05:20
        
        You are very meek and mild-mannered though ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 20, 16:10:41
        
        nah (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 20, 16:11:58
  - Which is the essence of the debate (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 20, 15:23:13
    - I fear you and OG have missed the point on that particular gag (apologies if not ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 20, 15:28:55
      - John Thomson used to do a PC Bernard Manning stand up routine (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 20, 15:32:16
        
        I'm not saying the mother law is tight but (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 16:35:31
      - I see your point. Can you see mine? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 20, 15:31:48
        
        Yes Alf Garnett was hilarious though... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 20, 15:35:23
        
        Agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eed (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 20, 15:48:11
        
        Alf Garnett was presented as "the common man" in Til Death Do Us Part, though ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 20, 15:35:07
        
        I once saw an interview with Warren Mitchell... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 20, 15:49:12
        
        Horses for course (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 20, 15:47:48
        
        I like Stephen Fry a lot too, as it happens. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 20, 15:48:44
        
        I was a bit gutted to miss that (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 20, 15:50:29
        
        it's being repeated on BBC 2, though the 2nd (of 3) may have been last night (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 20, 15:56:08
        
        I don't have a telly at the moment (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 20, 15:58:49
        
        go to cash converters you could probably pick a small portable up for about a tenner... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 20, 16:02:37
        
        Well, I'll give Hamburger a go and see what happens (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 20, 15:50:14
  - *In Curb Your Enthusiasm (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 20, 15:19:56
- Neil Hamburger, to me, is so clearly a parody that I don't see too much grey area ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 20, 15:14:51
  - Can't comment on Mr Hamburger having not experienced his show (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 20, 15:17:11
  - Ironic or not, Al Murray is proper wank (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 20, 15:16:43
    - I'm not actually a big fan either - I just agreed with Brandonio's take on him below. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 20, 15:19:16
      - My favs are Bill Hicks, Dave Gorman, Richard Pryor and Paul Merton (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 20, 15:27:02
        
        Newman and Baddiel (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 20, 15:43:25
        
        I still find Newman very very funny. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 20, 15:45:22
        
        I think he's a holier-than-thou lecturing hypocrite (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 20, 15:51:42
        
        He *is* a holier-than-thou lecturing hyprocrite, but very very funny, I reckon. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 20, 15:56:25
        
        a wanker? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 20, 15:44:05
        
        oh and don't bother reading Baddiel's debut novel "is that what love is" (or similar) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 20, 15:46:08
        
        Whatever Love Means was his 2nd novel. His debut novel was Time For Bed (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 20, 15:51:34
        
        i sit corrected :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 20, 15:57:14
        
        I like Lee & Herring and Simon Munnery an awful lot, too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 20, 15:29:25
        
        Lee and Herring were very good. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 20, 15:33:24
  - al murray is shit (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 20, 15:15:44
FAO Pants and other Paul Merton fans (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 20, 10:52:29
- My grandad during the war said "don't worry about the bombs, you only have to worry about (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 20, 11:41:56
- I saw this guy once (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 20, 11:10:23
- that's the catchphrase (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 20, 11:04:26
  - That's the puppy! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 20, 11:05:38
    - i was this " " close to putting that (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 20, 11:16:40
- It may be just me (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 20, 10:56:13
  - Its not just you (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Mar 20, 11:01:01
    - My missus does a much funnier Liverpool gag (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 20, 11:10:49
    - It might be all in the delivery. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 20, 11:03:00
      - I can imagine PM saying it (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 20, 11:06:17
        
        Some people think Jim Davidson is funny. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 20, 11:26:26
        
        My mate Chalkie does (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 20, 11:41:47
        
        i seem to remember watching his sit-coms "Home James" and "Up the elephant and round the (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 20, 11:31:40
Norfolk buses and the Busnet info - the info you cant have! (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, Mar 19, 20:46:18
- They are worried it might have a commerical impact on the poorly performing companies? ... (General Chat) - bjt, Mar 19, 20:52:38
- Nothing new there (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 20:49:39
Don Henley (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 19, 20:07:05
- Dirty Laundry and Boys of Summer were good songs (n/m) (NCFC) - Auckland Rob, Mar 19, 21:34:00
- Actually, Jerry Thackray was The Legend! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 20:37:47
- Kenny Rogers = The Legend! (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Mar 19, 20:30:15
- Don Johnson (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Mar 19, 20:29:09
- The Eagles - Desperado (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Mar 19, 20:25:14
  - dull as fucking dull can be...the Eagles = everything thats wrong with music (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Mar 19, 20:26:09
    - Difficult to argue with that. (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Mar 19, 20:28:20
    - The Smiths are as fucking dull as can be (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Mar 19, 20:27:35
- Len Ganley - legend (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Mar 19, 20:22:43
  - Who? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 19, 20:28:18
    - everybody's doing his stance (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Mar 19, 20:29:39
      - Riiiight (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 19, 20:30:02
        
        look just download back again in the DHSS by Half Man Half Biscuit (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Mar 19, 20:32:14
- Don Quixote (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Mar 19, 20:20:49
Paris (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 19, 19:30:06
- Mummy and Daddy letting you go?! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 19, 20:05:23
  - School excursion (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Mar 19, 20:06:08
    - faked the permission slip (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 19, 20:09:05
      - He told his teacher his mam had parkinsons because the signature was so shaky (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Mar 19, 20:12:24
- Concorde (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Mar 19, 20:01:10
- Central Paris is right cool. nothing to worry about. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 19, 19:57:51
  - booooooooooooooooooooo (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 19, 20:55:15
  - Good food, drink and classy women. They all support PSG (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 19, 20:09:03
- In the evening you'll find delightful walks in the Bois de Boulogne (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 19, 19:42:06
- avoid Hilton (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Mar 19, 19:38:37
  - Never trust a woman named after a Hilton (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 19, 19:40:21
    - Never trust a woman with thin upper lips....... (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Mar 19, 20:05:33
    - Does she have a sister called Bangkok? (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 19, 19:42:32
      - Or Hanoi (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 19:52:02
    - errr hotel, not hilton (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 19, 19:40:37
      - Yes Avoid Hilton not the hotel. Very rude link inside not for under 18s (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Mar 19, 19:48:00
        
        Another shaven pussy link (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 20:00:16
- Montmartre and Ile-de-Paris are well rough. You should stick to the safe areas like (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 19, 19:37:24
  - I'm staying in Mon Marte (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 19, 19:39:57
    - Oh dear. Don't eat the food there. Poison! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 19, 20:01:58
      - Your cruel device (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Mar 19, 20:15:52
    - Montmartre is really only safe at night. Be careful during the daytime. (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 19, 19:43:36
      - MoulinRougeTastic! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 19, 19:57:19
        
        £60 to see a show (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 19, 19:58:18
        
        "fuck that" might cost a little more (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 19, 20:03:03
- Poets corner (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 19:30:42
  - Robert Burns (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Mar 19, 20:17:56
FAO blindasabat: "that's the puppy" - where did you get that from? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 18:13:27
- um, no idea, not even sure i've ever used it before today, or even heard it before... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 19:31:57
  - Said expression originated (my version anyway) in Nairobi well over 10 years ago (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 19:47:56
    - Googling it... (i'm bored!) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 20:14:55
      - HaHa! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 20:47:01
"Hi, Steve. Fuck off, you prole. Love from PTV". (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 19, 15:27:02
- You could just send them this link and say... (NCFC) - maison bois, Mar 19, 16:21:53
- If I'd have been responsible for answering your email..... (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 15:45:03
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 19, 15:59:29
- In my experience, eloquent arguments don't elicit anything more interesting anyway (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 15:33:36
- Stoke com worked fine for me (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 19, 15:33:16
  - That started late too if the messages on here were anything to go by (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 15:34:09
    - 20 mins late (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 19, 15:47:31
      - If everyone paid for it the service might improve (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 19, 15:51:09
        
        Apparently not. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 19, 15:54:21
        
        But if that service got abused so much that they have to do something about it (NCFC) - pants, Mar 19, 16:01:08
        
        Yes it did get abused. I admit that of the 4 or 5 years I've had it, I (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 19, 16:06:27
        
        Prefuckingcisely (sorry Sweary-English) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 16:15:01
        
        (apologies for that last word. Dutch English !) (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 19, 16:07:24
        
        What, "Steve"? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 19, 16:17:46
        
        was asking for that intut (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 19, 16:28:57
        
        What do you use now then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 19, 16:02:24
        
        I did pay for it! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 15:54:05
        
        Yeah and it took them more than 1 year to fix the settings page to allow (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 19, 15:55:15
2 surprising things (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 19, 14:28:42
- is it an autobiography or a how to? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 14:31:51
  - He gives a bit of insight into how the tricks,hypnosis, etc work. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 19, 14:37:36
    - Hang on? Isn't he the bloke who does people readings and claims he's psychic? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 15:28:20
      - nope, cos Derren admits it's all trickery and that he is in no way psychic (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 16:15:03
      - You must be thinking of someone else. Derren Brown is a magician. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 19, 15:34:35
        
        Ah, OK. Actually, it *is* him I'm thinking of (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 15:43:19
        
        He's very clear about it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 19, 15:49:05
        
        I saw programme where a guy was showing what a load of bollocks all that is ... (General Chat) - bjt, Mar 19, 16:06:33
        
        That would probably be James Randi (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 16:34:44
        
        Yes - that's the guy. Was a really good programme. (n/m) (General Chat) - bjt, Mar 19, 16:44:03
        
        Yes, exactly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 19, 16:08:53
      - That's a description of ALL of them! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 19, 15:28:46
        
        Yeah, but most don't debunk their competitors ... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 15:30:49
        
        ironic (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 19, 15:31:26
    - Not surprised in the slightlest (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 19, 14:56:54
- One of Irelands wickets was a joke too, gave it for a catch (General Chat) - pants, Mar 19, 14:30:17
  - And it has to be said, not many of them are actually Irish (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 19, 14:32:16
    - Unlike the mighty English, who are all English (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Mar 19, 14:33:51
      - :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 19, 14:34:21
    - though the man of the match (and his brother) are (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 14:33:32
      - MOTM will soon be playing Test cricket for England (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 19, 14:59:34
        
        Really? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 19, 15:02:06
        
        so i was told (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 19, 16:08:58
For those that missed it, the Top 100 Great Stand up Comedians (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 13:28:48
- lee evans should higher than that. His better than Peter Kay. Kay can only do a set for an (General Chat) - ingi, Mar 19, 15:58:03
  - lee evans is shit (General Chat) - goppo, Mar 19, 17:59:16
  - Is that what the boys in the Southend dressing room like watching? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 19, 16:18:59
- harry fucking hill? (General Chat) - megson, Mar 19, 14:04:09
- The funny thing about that list... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 19, 13:58:23
  - I was a bit disappointed at the omission of Keith Harris. And Duncan Norvelle. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 19, 13:59:37
    - Dick and Dom (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 19, 14:00:36
      - Big cook & Little Cook (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 14:02:37
- I find this bloke quite funny... (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 19, 13:51:55
- Paul Merton should be top ten not number 92. (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 19, 13:45:12
  - I think the very inclusion of Joe Pasquale is proof enough of zero credibility (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 13:49:04
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 19, 13:51:00
    - i reckon Jim Bowen only made the list cos some hilarious stoodents (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 13:50:46
  - Dave Gorman should be shot in the eye (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 19, 13:45:44
- Where's Dave Chapelle ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 19, 13:42:14
- 69 - Russell Brand... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 13:32:57
  - he is just not funny at all... (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Mar 19, 13:37:56
    - thank you (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 19, 13:40:43
  - Better than Jo Brand (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 19, 13:34:33
    - but so are the Chuckle Brothers... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 13:35:52
    - WHAT?! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 19, 13:35:04
      - Anyone can bitch for half an hour, but comedians are meant to make you laugh (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 19, 13:35:48
        
        You talking about Russell Brand? If so, correct (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 13:39:27
        
        he's a fucking idiot (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 13:42:32
        
        thank you (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 19, 13:51:27
        
        I think the whole stand-up genre is defunct (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 13:39:07
- CHRIS ROCK ???!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 19, 13:32:16
  - My favourite comedian by far (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Mar 19, 13:39:23
    - I think this one is quite good (General Chat) - phrankin, Mar 19, 13:43:19
      - and (General Chat) - phrankin, Mar 19, 13:43:47
  - he is well funny! (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Mar 19, 13:38:35
  - an american Richard Blackwood (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 13:35:15
  - A clone of Eddie Murphy, who is a clone of Richard Pryor (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 19, 13:33:24
- EDDIE IZZARD ???!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 19, 13:30:07
- Billy Connolly is one of the least funny men (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 19, 13:29:35
  - agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 19, 13:46:07
  - he has some good company on that list though (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 13:33:55
Why was everyone so agressive on Saturday are we all budding John Thaxton's. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 19, 12:47:20
- the Stokies were getting very, very angry at being told to sit down... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 12:49:29
  - I saw a Stokie who was in the Pub before the game, with a broken face. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 19, 12:55:11
    - Got the impression that some of them used to be 'boys' - three of them had the same tattoo (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 13:07:09
      - Probably all tudders hard Scouse mates (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 13:10:01
        
        nah - she had already announced she wouldn't be in. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 13:12:04
        
        But, clearly, The King's has now become so legendary (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 13:17:37
        
        When are you all next meeting there? (n/m) (NCFC) - duckandchips, Mar 19, 13:22:02
        
        Monday April 9th - pre WBA match I shink, though some and/or all of us are in at some (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 13:36:25
        
        Half eight (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 19, 13:30:55
        
        Dunno when I'll next be there (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 13:26:57
        
        I definitely think tudders lives there. (n/m) (NCFC) - duckandchips, Mar 19, 13:27:40
      - The name under the tat (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 19, 13:08:42
        
        Go Dye a Fram (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 19, 13:10:17
        
        dutch capface (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 13:09:21
  - *the ('teh' is the bane of my keyboard experience and I hate it a lot) (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 12:50:18
    - same here. Also "meber" for "member" (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 12:52:11
      - You frequently find it necessary to type "member" in search engines? (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 19, 12:53:19
        
        Sorry, can't remeber (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 12:54:45
- the half time Pies were cold (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 12:48:13
Tech help required (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 11:00:54
- Not using DRM (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 19, 11:21:02
- You are not doing anything 'wrong' (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 19, 11:16:08
- ....ahem... (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 11:15:36
- how dull and boring (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 11:06:51
- Turn it on (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 19, 11:02:09
  - I can see that I'm just no good at this sneery business (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 11:06:33
Tech Help required (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 19, 10:35:09
- Do you have a wireless adaptor in there? .... (General Chat) - bjt, Mar 19, 10:45:17
  - interesting one that (General Chat) - megson, Mar 19, 10:53:35
  - I do have a wireless adaptor - but I need it too work (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 19, 10:47:46
    - Thing is - my wireless works without that process. (n/m) (General Chat) - bjt, Mar 19, 10:49:02
- TaskManager is your friend (well, sort of, it's pretty crap really) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 10:42:51
  - and if you want to find out what a lot of the gubbins is that's running (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 10:47:46
  - I'm sick of you Mac users looking down your noses at PC hardware and software. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 19, 10:45:26
    - My superiority (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 10:55:51
- relocate it into your fridge (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 10:38:51
  - thing is, its not overclocked, there is no extra hardware installed, I am (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 19, 10:40:35
    - Maybe the fan is knackered and not turing quick enough (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 19, 10:41:41
  - or replace it with a fan manufactured in England's second city (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 19, 10:39:48
    - 9/10 (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 19, 10:48:21
- get your hoover out and start sucking (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 10:37:51
  - I said that to the missus the other day. Sadly, she merely cleaned the living room. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 19, 10:38:35
    - boom boom (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 19, 10:39:33
      - Jimmy Tarbuck lives (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 19, 10:40:21
        
        ah, the tears of a clown... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 10:42:00
- Turn it off (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 19, 10:36:53
Rough Bunnies (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 18, 23:02:53
Did I dream it (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 22:56:52
- Yes, was me ... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 18, 22:59:32
  - And the cure is? (n/m) (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 23:00:01
    - Ah, that's a bit more tricky (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 18, 23:06:30
      - Yep, I can elaborate on that now, as I was the one who answered the original question... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 18, 23:11:03
        
        Good to hear that. (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 18, 23:18:16
        
        Yep, cheers for the help! Although... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 18, 23:24:52
        
        Upgraditis. (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 19, 10:40:17
        
        and tough if you go the cheap route (General Chat) - megson, Mar 19, 11:02:03
        
        Or you can be cheeky and use a knobbled version like me... (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 19, 11:41:47
        
        Tell me about it - it's 5.1 sound cards and graphics cards now... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 19, 10:45:11
        
        I need to get an optical cable, now you mention it... (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 19, 11:44:24
      - I'm guessing it's overheating (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 23:08:12
        
        Well, it should be easy enough to open up and start attacking the dust (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 18, 23:15:37
        
        Right thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 23:16:36
great use of the word clogger down the board (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 18, 21:33:55
- All time cloggers XI (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 07:37:27
  - Don Revie's Leeds (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 07:40:39
- "Clogger" and "shitbag" are my two favourite descriptions of dud footballers. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 21:34:49
  - Mine is (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 21:41:42
    - Thought it was (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 18, 21:47:45
      - Who he? (n/m) (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 21:54:56
    - is peter thorne the biggest clogger in ncfc history ?? (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 18, 21:46:35
      - Rob Newman and (particularly) Carl Bradshaw would be candidates, surely? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 21:54:57
        
        Leave Big Rob alone. Unfairly maligned in my opinion (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 18, 22:05:19
        
        He played in Long Distance supporters 6-a-side at Colney yesterday for Southwest Canaries (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 19, 09:08:18
        
        As I state below, "clogger" doesn't (for me) always equate to "useless". (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 22:08:35
        
        Yeah, Bradshaw meets my definition of clogger (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 18, 22:11:45
        
        i just looked bradshaw up on flown from the nest (NCFC) - King, Mar 18, 22:22:01
        
        I wonder if he can trap a bag of cement (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 18, 22:30:44
        
        Bricklayer - perfect job for him! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 22:23:39
        
        sorry, i've done him an un (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Mar 18, 22:25:28
        
        ...*injustice* (NCFC) - King, Mar 18, 22:26:01
        
        No - you've done an injustice to Bricklayers... (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 18, 22:28:54
        
        Didn't he play for Sheffield Wednesday at some point? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 18, 22:23:23
        
        but newman was part of the european side (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 18, 21:58:35
        
        A "clogger" can still do a job if used correctly, I think. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 22:00:43
        
        For instance (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 22:13:05
        
        Ha ha - I saw Moore playing for Torquay in 1994 or thereabouts (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 22:14:25
      - No (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 21:54:06
      - In fairness to Thorne... (NCFC) - Ben, Mar 18, 21:53:35
        
        Walsh only started one game, though, and was only around for about six weeks. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 21:56:38
        
        Big claim to make that (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 22:01:03
        
        worthington ? livermore ? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 18, 22:04:26
        
        Livermore was a great player (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 22:06:02
        
        can a manager or a coach be classed as a clogger ?? (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 18, 22:10:04
        
        Lisbie, Boyle, Benjamin all utter rubbish, but loanees - cheap and short-term ... (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 22:03:52
        
        So if Peter Thorne had replaced (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 22:07:33
        
        Yep ... (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 22:09:17
        
        beckford ?? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 18, 22:05:40
        
        Not a bad shout ... just a touch before my time, mind. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 22:06:57
        
        I saw Beckford score two in one game - (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 18, 22:12:30
        
        What a great player Darren Beckford was for us. Fine signing. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 22:13:29
        
        I might agree with you if I knew what revisonism was (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 18, 22:16:50
        
        Revisionism: (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 22:19:01
        
        we tried to sign robbie earl at the same time (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 18, 22:16:31
        
        The backlash begins (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 22:15:41
        
        Can I just point out that I never, ever saw Beckford play? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 22:18:15
        
        At this remove (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 22:20:29
        
        Soccerbase reveals (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 22:23:38
        
        As I recall (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 18, 22:28:08
        
        Well then (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 22:59:18
        
        ekuku was better (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 18, 22:19:40
        
        Ekoku was comedy, I thought: (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 22:23:20
        
        I wonder where he is now (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 18, 22:24:55
        
        Ekoku's a pundit on the BBC - not seen him? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 22:37:21
        
        I haven't seen any daytime tv for months (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 18, 22:40:07
        
        expensive as well !! (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 18, 22:00:47
scooze me but would one of you 60 users currently online happen to know (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 18, 19:42:52
- If it's really shit then it's probably by "Good (ha ha!) Shoes" (n/m) (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 19:48:32
- first page of google for 'guinness advert music' (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 18, 19:46:47
  - thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 18, 20:03:59
    - reminds me of this (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 18, 20:23:28
      - That's nearly as obscure as the stuff Otto watches (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 18, 20:41:17
        
        obscure indeed but very good (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 18, 20:46:50
        
        It's not that obscure - won a few awards and created an awful lot of controversy ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 20:50:11
        
        May I trump your linkerage? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 18, 20:53:56
        
        which, sorry, contains linkerage to trailer (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 18, 20:55:00
        
        I've seen that film - it's brilliant. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 20:43:04
        
        I am indeed impressed Mr Foxtrotterson (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 18, 20:49:28
        
        No, he really has seen *everything* (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 18, 20:59:53
        
        Any serious film fan should have seen Underground! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 21:02:02
        
        Brian Eno - interesting, but not really (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 18, 21:15:07
        
        I'll spare you a YouTube link to a film with a Brian Eno soundtrack then. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 21:19:17
        
        Right, *fucks off and searches through DVD library* hang on a minute.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 18, 21:04:02
        
        What's the take on "Russian Ark"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 18, 21:04:58
        
        I really liked that as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 21:06:08
        
        BTW Tomblander, have you seen 'The Return' directed by Andrei Zvyagintsev? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 21:07:55
        
        Oh yes indeedy! I farkin loved that movie (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 18, 21:12:03
        
        just dug it out Otto and (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 18, 21:15:21
        
        What about The Werckmeister Harmonies by Bela Tarr? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 21:14:10
        
        Nope. Bookmarked though ta muchly. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 18, 21:16:35
        
        In fact here's the opening scenes for free: (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 21:15:58
        
        B-b-b-b-b-but it's in black and white (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 18, 21:28:25
        
        Music is, I think, all original ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 21:30:16
        
        The soundtrack? Yeah, OK (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 18, 21:33:38
        
        This one? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 21:35:41
        
        Yeah, that's it. Wasn't you who recommended it then ... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 18, 21:41:42
        
        Have you seen "Prisoner of the Mountains"? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 18, 21:23:20
        
        Never even heard of that - looks interesting - thanks for the tip! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 21:25:00
        
        It's in my library mate but ta all the same (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 18, 21:27:49
        
        Prefer Waitress Daisy-chain. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 18, 21:15:43
        
        Good God man, you're obsessed! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 21:16:42
        
        Good (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 18, 21:07:31
        
        Did you see Life Is A Miracle? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 18, 20:56:28
        
        Nope but I will hunt it out (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 18, 20:58:18
  - i was going to say it was top of the google list... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Mar 18, 19:47:40
- if its the same ad... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Mar 18, 19:46:26
Bob Woolmer dead (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 18:14:15
- Bloody hell! Great cricketer (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 18, 18:58:39
  - Was he? (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 19:39:44
    - Wisden cricketer of the year in 76, I see (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 18, 20:39:46
      - No not a nobody (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 20:42:28
        
        Just looked up his career on CricInfo (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 18, 20:52:54
    - Yeah, I thought so (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 18, 20:35:09
    - There's a new option? Brillers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 18, 19:43:48
      - Well i think so (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 19:45:23
        
        RIC (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 18, 19:58:51
  - Biggest glasses in the world was in the kings last night, (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 18, 19:32:31
- Talk about famous last words... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Mar 18, 18:17:47
  - I hope all the wankers in Pakistan (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 18, 18:35:15
    - That is shocking (General Chat) - Klobo04, Mar 18, 18:44:49
Serious techie help required!!! (General Chat) - Klobo04, Mar 18, 13:09:06
- If you can't get on the internet, you're a bit fucked (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 18, 13:20:10
  - ... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Mar 18, 13:26:05
    - Ah, so your only problem is that you can't get on the internet? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 18, 13:32:45
      - yeah it said i had a serious threat... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Mar 18, 13:37:13
        
        What files did it/you move? Not that I'm an expert here ... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 18, 13:45:25
        
        I dont know what they were... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Mar 18, 13:58:03
        
        Just googling on the file name should help (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 18, 14:01:23
- stop going on the porn sites (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 18, 13:11:44
My first youtube video (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 18, 11:52:03
- how about a link that is actually watchable? (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 18, 11:57:37
  - To be fair, it's equivalent standard to 99% of YouTube content (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 18, 12:02:01
    - Wierdest thing (NCFC) - TheOldColostomyShop, Mar 18, 12:18:06
      - I too was astonished by his English on that short clip (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 18, 13:25:57
      - his english is very good (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 18, 12:32:16
        
        Rolf (n/m) (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Mar 18, 12:49:34
        
        Spoken English is fantastic (NCFC) - TheOldColostomyShop, Mar 18, 12:36:12
        
        i really think it's a cultural difference (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 18, 12:40:09
        
        racist (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 18, 12:45:07
        
        Do you mean that in a David Brent kind of way? (n/m) (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Mar 18, 12:50:40
        
        Dunno really (NCFC) - TheOldColostomyShop, Mar 18, 12:42:16
        
        maybe because most people on the telly are nuts (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 18, 12:46:49
        
        or because (NCFC) - TheOldColostomyShop, Mar 18, 12:49:39
    - that's fair (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 18, 12:09:38
How can I complain to Canaries World? (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 17, 15:00:36
- to Neil Doncaster, Managing Director, NCFC (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Mar 18, 17:37:33
- Go to the help pages and there's a "contact" button in the bottom right (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 17, 15:02:41
  - FUCK! 10 minutes gone, still nothing!!!! (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 17, 15:08:05
Canaries World (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 17, 14:45:26
- radio naarrfook is working (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 17, 14:51:54
  - No, on the internet... (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 17, 14:55:58
    - It isnt now. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 17, 14:56:58
- HaHa! (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 17, 14:49:12
- not for me either, not yet anyway... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 17, 14:48:44
Talking of films - anyone seen this? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 17, 12:56:58
FAO Stoopish (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 17, 12:21:15
- It must be shit (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 17, 12:25:37
  - Along with Big Momma's House 2? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 17, 12:27:53
    - No. Lots of U2 & Johnny Cash though (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 17, 12:32:53
- me too- I liked it so much I have brought the guillermo del toro boxset (General Chat) - phrankin, Mar 17, 12:24:22
cricinfo 3d - anyone having problems with this? (General Chat) - megson, Mar 16, 14:11:04
- Dunno - never heard of it until you mentioned it (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 16, 14:24:34
  - not just me then (General Chat) - megson, Mar 16, 14:36:31
FAO Panda (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 16, 13:30:11
- or... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 16, 13:36:27
- Thanking you (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 16, 13:33:26
- In the latest version of Windows Mobile, Microsoft call it "Worldwide English". Ahem. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 16, 13:33:07
  - Why am I not surprised? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 16, 14:05:11
Good Morning! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 16, 07:53:24
- Morning wood? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 16, 10:10:31
- Morning - Just off to work - see you later ... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 16, 08:00:48
  - really? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 16, 08:03:48
    - Yes (at least I think it was him; he also had a similar one about IED) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 16, 08:28:25
      - No, it was SIH who had the theory about duckandchips (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 16, 09:43:31
      - working, byee!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 16, 08:33:50
- early bird (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 16, 07:56:04
  - I see what you've done there ... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 16, 07:59:28
    - Brom didn't (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 16, 09:44:36
      - Yawn (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 16, 09:45:18
        
        Did did did (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 16, 09:47:24
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 16, 10:06:44
    - One gold star and a huge flourescent blimey to you Mr G (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 16, 08:00:23
  - indeed - I am going on a two hour lunch today - mmmm! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 16, 07:59:20
    - The Bird in the Hand at Wreningham? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 16, 07:59:58
      - I see what you've done there ... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 16, 08:27:21
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 16, 10:26:42
      - No (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 16, 08:00:19
        
        ok (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 16, 08:00:34
        
        Pub would be nice though!... (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 16, 08:03:37
        
        shame, you'll miss Tuds and NCFC4Life and the two pints NG owes you (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 16, 08:05:21
        
        Well there's always... (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 16, 08:18:48
        
        Pubs are open every day. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Mar 16, 08:25:33
        
        not all pubs. (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 16, 08:33:39
Poor Bermuda! 39/7 after 14 chasing 321! (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 15, 19:03:15
- Not playing England then, I take it ... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 15, 19:25:28
Since this guy seems to be admitting everything (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 15, 16:42:26
- ...and I shot JFK, and I gizzed on Monica Lewinski's dress, and I faked the moon landings (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 15, 18:47:32
- Welease Wagheads (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 15, 16:54:27
- Welease Waghorn (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 15, 16:50:58
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 15, 16:44:27
Brian Mawhinney is a complete fucking idiot (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 15, 15:41:32
- and its another means of making games drag on and on... (Other Football) - mr carra, Mar 15, 16:08:59
- as Neil Doncaster is a director (Other Football) - jayson blair, Mar 15, 16:00:38
- This is an evolution from the 2 points to 3 points for a win (Other Football) - pants, Mar 15, 15:47:36
  - Yeah, that's true innit: (Other Football) - Everynowandagain, Mar 15, 15:59:35
  - 3 points was a good idea (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 15, 15:51:49
    - Spot on - utterly insane (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Mar 15, 16:35:34
    - I agree with the last statement (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 15, 16:01:29
      - I agree with it all EXCEPT the last statement (Other Football) - mr carra, Mar 15, 16:18:57
        
        Nicely put but I don't agree (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 15, 17:04:06
        
        fair point (Other Football) - pants, Mar 15, 16:20:57
  - for once i've found myself thinking Colin Wanker talks some sense... (Other Football) - blindasabat, Mar 15, 15:51:40
    - although isn't this from a man who... (Other Football) - mr carra, Mar 15, 16:20:33
      - ullathorne was the last player on the pitch wasn't he (Other Football) - pants, Mar 15, 16:23:29
        
        was santos the other? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 15, 16:23:44
    - god damn, me too (Other Football) - megson, Mar 15, 16:15:49
    - Physios treat players whilst the game goes on in hockey don't they? (Other Football) - Declan, Mar 15, 16:14:43
      - dunno about hockey, but i know it happens in rugby union (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Mar 15, 16:29:01
    - I think warnocks great entertainment, especially his sneers at refs (Other Football) - pants, Mar 15, 16:05:01
    - Yeah, and how about introducing a citing rule? (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 15, 15:53:03
Anyone see Hamanns tackle on Drogba last night? (Other Football) - pants, Mar 15, 14:47:37
- Come to think of it, if it was a bad tackle, how did Drogba take it? (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 15, 15:06:55
  - cos he's a big bugger? (Other Football) - pants, Mar 15, 15:09:34
    - Sounds just like his one on Damo (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 15, 15:11:51
      - and me cheering about it. (Other Football) - megson, Mar 15, 15:13:56
      - yep lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Mar 15, 15:12:31
- And then Drogba's great acting when he was beaten in the air by Richards... (Other Football) - Brom, Mar 15, 15:01:04
  - A great player more like (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 15, 15:05:15
    - The man can play, but he is a first class diving cheating cunt (n/m) (Other Football) - earlydoors, Mar 15, 15:09:14
  - *f**king (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Mar 15, 15:02:44
    - WE KNOW! (n/m) (Other Football) - Stoopish, Mar 15, 15:04:04
    - WE KNEW (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 15, 15:04:03
      - I didn't understand till he corrected it (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 15, 15:06:32
        
        Are you Dave in Disguise? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 15, 15:07:31
        
        All part of the service (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Mar 15, 15:07:10
        
        A real service would be getting it right in the first place (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 15, 15:09:11
        
        True... (Other Football) - Brom, Mar 15, 15:12:48
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 15, 15:10:03
      - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Stoopish, Mar 15, 15:04:30
- Yes but so is drogba, so I cant feel too bad about it (n/m) (Other Football) - earlydoors, Mar 15, 14:59:24
- No, but please feel free pontificate. (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 15, 14:50:47
  - Yawn (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 15, 14:52:47
    - Give what a rest? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 15, 14:56:32
      - Mindless aggression against pants (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 15, 14:57:22
        
        Since when were you appointed Lord Protector of the odious? (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 15, 14:59:12
        
        I just get a bit bored with people niggling away at other people (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 15, 15:03:42
        
        Feel free to peruse my postage (although I don't think you are that sad) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 15, 15:11:52
        
        I like your posts, generally (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 15, 15:15:04
        
        Fair point, although (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 15, 15:20:30
        
        Maybe (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 15, 15:34:25
        
        If that is the case, he won't see this thread (Other Football) - Sheikh Hiscock, Mar 15, 15:58:31
        
        but you barely went to a game for a few years (Other Football) - Brandonio, Mar 15, 15:24:09
        
        Is that a fact? (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 15, 15:27:34
        
        blub (Other Football) - Brandonio, Mar 15, 15:30:17
        
        no need to blub (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 15, 15:31:20
        
        really? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Mar 15, 15:34:37
        
        Since Oliver Cromwell eldest died... (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Mar 15, 15:02:24
        
        Not really 'aggression' is it? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Mar 15, 14:58:55
- well he's german aint he, bound to be bitter (n/m) (Other Football) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 15, 14:48:55
  - Bound to be lager, surely? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 15, 14:53:00
    - Ein Konzentrationslager? (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Mar 15, 15:02:41
      - Tut (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 15, 15:09:31
    - amstel? (n/m) (Other Football) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 15, 14:53:40
      - That's Dutch (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Mar 15, 14:55:18
- No, but I remember his one on Damien Francis (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 15, 14:48:39
  - This one was pure intent, went straight for the knee (Other Football) - pants, Mar 15, 14:55:16
    - Youtube? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 15, 14:57:42
      - seconded (Other Football) - megson, Mar 15, 15:10:52
Huck's goal ... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 15, 12:22:06
Well, that's it - you really cannot trust anyone (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 14, 20:59:37
- Blue Cheater (n/m) (General Chat) - norfolkbroadslim, Mar 14, 21:01:14
Hang on! Something's wrong! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 13, 22:15:11
- Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 13, 22:16:22
- I will have to be Bottom Line in the chat room next time (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 13, 22:16:11
Hey SMS from Fran! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 13, 22:06:37
- Great! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 13, 22:14:18
  - Oh, Malky knows her (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 13, 22:15:06
Is this Monty Python on CC? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 13, 21:58:00
- good call (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 13, 22:10:29
PMSL. Neil Adams' grannie (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 13, 21:57:39
- Monty Pythonesque PMSL (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 13, 21:58:44
  - WW fuckern 2 (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 13, 21:59:57
- she's pissed (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 13, 21:58:06
- Nan is D & C (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 13, 21:58:02
Breathe for fucks sake. (n/m) (NCFC) - bobble, Mar 13, 21:52:26
- why do people calling in after the match always sound like they've just done a marathon (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 13, 21:54:59
  - Cause they all left 5mins before the end, (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 13, 21:57:30
  - I prefer Twix (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 13, 21:55:36
- It was like The Poseidon adventure in the chat room (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 13, 21:53:42
  - You mean ... (NCFC) - bjt, Mar 13, 22:01:16
  - Yeah, especially since we were all waiting for IED to come back from the bar (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 13, 21:55:52
    - Noone gave him any money to go to the bar with did they? (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 13, 21:58:44
      - He was buying - we all heard him offer (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 13, 22:01:33
        
        Well I think that is just disgraceful (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 13, 22:05:22
    - stressus maximus the little fukkern slacker (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 13, 21:56:46