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Bears and Mark Curry MKIII - I suppose I should get some definitive numbers on this: (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 7, 13:43:57
- Count me in. (General Chat) - gordon ottershaw, Oct 7, 14:49:04
  - Can you do me an email mate (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 7, 15:05:05
- Beers YES (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 7, 14:44:42
- Real names? REAL NAMES?? On the Wroth????? (General Chat) - megson, Oct 7, 14:20:08
  - ...for the derby? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 7, 14:33:07
    - No for our annual all day session which is usually in december around my birthday (General Chat) - megson, Oct 7, 15:16:15
  - Apologies, that's what I meant when I said I'd cocked up. Was going through wrathing them (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 7, 14:29:18
    - I'm still incognito. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 7, 14:31:50
      - Me too (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 14:37:03
        
        Already been done (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 7, 14:42:34
        
        Damn impostor (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 14:43:20
      - lollop (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 7, 14:32:12
- Cocked that up - but you get the drift. Anyone else fancy it?? Need numbers for Roti. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 7, 13:44:41
  - plonk a YES next to me (General Chat) - Pixelman, Oct 7, 14:10:25
  - I'm in (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 13:47:12
    - Sunday morning footy (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 7, 13:48:05
      - Skip the football then! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 7, 14:16:45
      - ^^ yes. One of the reasons I 'retired' Wanted my saturday nights back to (General Chat) - megson, Oct 7, 14:04:48
        
        Me too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 7, 14:16:17
      - Do the other DoY - give one of the young lads a chance. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 7, 13:49:12
        
        I might never get my place back (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 7, 13:50:35
        
        OK, count me in (n/m) (General Chat) - duke_of_york, Oct 7, 14:45:53
        
        The football will run off the hangover! (General Chat) - megson, Oct 7, 15:10:10
        
        Nice one. All of it/some? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 7, 15:05:41
        
        ha ha, this is also scarily similar to me last season! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 7, 14:07:28
        
        You could come and just take it easy on the beer. Go home after the curry and pre the BSG. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 13:52:08
        
        Sorry, forgot we were living in the real world for a moment. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 13:52:53
        
        Think Lurd and Meggers are only doing bears an' all. Jumbo1 - are you coming this time? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 7, 13:54:01
        
        I don't think Jumbo can Wrath at work any more... (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 7, 14:07:46
        
        What is the phonetic difference intended to be between "wrath" and "roth"?? (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 14:15:30
        
        Kingsley Amis said... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 7, 14:26:03
        
        Its the O and the A, so Goth and Bath. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 7, 14:22:04
        
        Wrath rhymes with moth, Wroth rhymes with both. See above. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 7, 14:31:22
        
        Rhyming "wrath" with "both" is totally, totally WRONG (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 14:36:21
        
        wrath with north? (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 7, 14:37:48
        
        That's what I said (or rather Kingsley Amis did) (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 7, 14:37:37
        
        What's the source for Kingsley? (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 14:44:15
        
        The King's English (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 7, 15:16:44
        
        Is that Bath as is Yorkshire, or Barth as in London? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 14:25:32
        
        Bath as in Path. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 7, 14:27:50
        
        If you're doing a flat northern a in "wrath" (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 14:31:32
        
        as in RAF? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 7, 14:58:48
        
        I just tried to check with a rhyming dictionary... (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 7, 14:24:10
        
        and the rhymey with 'Taff' one. That's the one I use. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 7, 14:23:29
        
        ^^^ northerner (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 14:22:57
        
        only for words with 'A' in the middle (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 7, 14:28:21
    - Most of us are middle-aged. I think you should attend. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 7, 13:48:01
      - Yes, but (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 13:56:09
        
        how old are you? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 7, 14:18:59
        
        Older than you, sonny (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 14:20:19
        
        I still look 30 (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 7, 14:15:05
        
        other than the wine that's me that is ^^^ (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 14:09:52
        
        ...by having a few bears and a curry? Blimey! Me, APB, Nasie and Meeks are all of an (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 7, 13:59:25
        
        I'm in terminal decline and heading out of middle age fast towards senile old git (General Chat) - Pixelman, Oct 7, 14:12:41
        
        Ha ha (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 14:16:43
        
        OMG - it's official then. (General Chat) - Pixelman, Oct 7, 14:25:39
        
        *bookmarked* (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 14:02:53
        
        ^^^^ vicariously "raging against the dying of the light" (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 7, 14:19:03
      - I'm in (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 7, 13:49:37
If I key this url in: http://wrathofthebarclay.co.uk/ (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 7, 11:03:46
- Dunno (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 7, 11:07:06
  - it's not broken (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 11:11:25
  - There was a right ole naighty on here early this a.m. an'all twixt Tombs and Ben. Has (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 7, 11:11:09
    - What were they arguing about? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 11:13:32
      - Not sure it would be right to plum on about it here. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 7, 11:16:57
        
        Nope, not until Bears & Mark Curry III. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 11:19:22
    - It was a new low. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 11:12:04
      - What was the porn? (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 7, 11:13:09
        
        it was goatse (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 11:18:13
        
        i would just like to clarify one thing before i fuck off (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 7, 11:29:54
        
        You're not in a mood are ya? (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 11:32:53
        
        :( (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 11:45:42
        
        I remember that from when BSE canary did it. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 11:19:44
        
        I'm still having therapy for that! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 7, 11:26:17
        
        I don't know what goatse is (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 7, 11:25:49
        
        It's a picture of an old man pulling apart his gaping arsehole. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 11:32:07
        
        So not really "porn" then (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 7, 11:33:35
        
        No. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 11:34:19
        
        I've got this covered. Here's a polite computer joke picture of what one is (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 11:29:09
        
        Lovely (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 7, 11:32:42
        
        dunno. Remember when people used to directly link piccies? (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 11:35:02
        
        I think it was down to the country suffix being .ex and the url being goats.ex (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 11:37:15
        
        wikipedia has the answer and is completely work safe (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 11:47:15
        
        Yes, though thankfully I didn't click it... (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 7, 11:36:46
        
        Hare gew (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 7, 11:28:07
        
        Do what John? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 11:15:36
        
        Didn't see the supposed post. What was going on? Has it been hacked by a sweaty ponce in (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 7, 11:15:03
        
        Someone realised that the password was also Test and went a bit mental (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 7, 11:45:16
- I'm on http://www.wrathofthebarclay.co.uk/inter active/board/ (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 11:06:41
  - om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom ^^ nom nom nom (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 11:16:22
  - om nom nom nom nom nom nom (n/m) (General Chat) - Spacebar Monster, Oct 7, 11:07:14
    - What madness is this? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 11:09:34
      - ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 11:16:49
        
        ^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 11:24:58
        
        ^ (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 11:25:31
        
        ^?^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 11:27:30
        
        ,{]> (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 11:33:36
      - The madness of arselove (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 7, 11:11:44
        
        That's not mad. The gays can't help it. Any more than we can. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 11:13:03
oooooooohhhh L S I (General Chat) - pants, Oct 6, 16:12:23
- Eeewww. That was after the Shamen turned shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 6, 16:16:31
  - ^^^^ this (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 6, 18:35:57
  - Have heard USB by the Pet Shop Boys. I think.. (General Chat) - pants, Oct 6, 16:21:06
RIP Norman Wisdom (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 4, 22:14:10
- Infinite wisdom...not (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Oct 4, 23:24:45
- ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 4, 22:50:54
- Mr Grimsdale! I'm dead! (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Oct 4, 22:40:14
- Really? That's sad (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 4, 22:24:58
  - Albania will declare several days of national mourning, I reckon. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 4, 22:47:32
    - you're probably not wrong (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 4, 22:54:55
      - I didn't realise he was a Brighton fan. Well I never. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 4, 22:55:53
        
        Actually, that might be a Wikifib. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 4, 22:56:26
        
        like Lee Evans off acid. I like that (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 4, 23:18:34
  - I had no idea he was still alive. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 4, 22:27:43
    - blimey, me neither. (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 4, 22:32:08
      - Died aged 95 I think they said on news (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Oct 4, 23:03:39
        
        yep, born 1915 according to wiki (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 4, 23:08:43
        
        A good innings as they say... (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Oct 4, 23:13:03
        
        interesting life at least (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 4, 23:14:42
- agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 4, 22:17:31
Just catching up with today's posts (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 4, 16:38:57
- i wouldnt have bothered-same ole shite (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 4, 16:41:34
  - Yeah, I reckon you should go a head and make it loads better (General Chat) - pants, Oct 4, 16:54:46
    - lol sniff em go on (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 4, 17:01:06
      - are they shaven? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tron, Oct 4, 17:02:25
        
        shaven haven (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 4, 17:03:50
  - Nice little burst of the Selwyn Chimes though (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 4, 16:42:14
selwyn (NCFC) - Dr Who, Oct 2, 15:35:12
- FOR F**K SAKE - STOP MENTIONING SELWYN (n/m) (NCFC) - Dr Who, Oct 2, 15:47:49
  - Calm down......... you are getting a bit of the selwyn tilt (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 2, 16:02:13
  - Agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 2, 15:48:42
- ^^^ misses the point (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 2, 15:37:19
  - why miss the point? apologies (n/m) (NCFC) - Dr Who, Oct 2, 15:40:05
History of hip hop (General Chat) - pants, Sep 30, 16:36:04
- BTW the way, I did your 'what the score' joke last night. Went down quite well. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 30, 16:39:36
  - ha ha ha ha (General Chat) - pants, Sep 30, 17:05:36
    - It's actually not a bad film either (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 30, 17:31:14
Hypnotherapy. Does it work? Yes or no? (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Sep 30, 14:55:55
- No (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 30, 15:23:58
  - Well, at least not in the sense that the hypnotherapist has to be highly qualified (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 30, 15:26:26
    - innit, would happilly give it a go (General Chat) - pants, Sep 30, 15:30:23
- For people yes, for others no. (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 30, 15:01:44
  - if it doest work on some......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 30, 15:25:03
    - I've never tried rohypnol on a wasp. (General Chat) - tim berry, Sep 30, 15:34:20
      - you want to try and hypnotise a wasp? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 30, 15:35:44
        
        No. (General Chat) - tim berry, Sep 30, 15:42:17
        
        white anglo-saxon protestant? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 30, 15:39:41
- what for? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 30, 14:57:22
  - For eating an onion while pretending to be a chicken. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 30, 15:18:13
  - Phobias (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Sep 30, 15:11:44
    - oh, well a good chance it may then (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 30, 15:22:24
was it only me or did anyone else see jafskis post removed for a while? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 30, 12:35:45
- It was happening yesterday too (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 30, 13:34:25
- I'm telling you, wroth is on tilt at the moment. (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 30, 13:06:36
- just me then (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 30, 12:45:11
Anyone know anything about netbooks? (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 30, 10:57:04
- I recently found one good use for them. Had one with us on holiday - great for checking (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 30, 12:37:35
- Depends what you want to do (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 30, 11:21:51
  - ........... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 30, 11:31:17
    - Screen size is way too small then! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 30, 12:04:50
      - ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 30, 12:08:29
- depends on what you want it for really (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 30, 11:13:28
  - thanks good article (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 30, 12:00:11
- I got one shods. Paid ?180 for it (General Chat) - pants, Sep 30, 11:07:38
  - cheers (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 30, 11:59:49
- They're like laptiops in the way scooters are like cars. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 30, 11:03:39
- "This post has been removed from the board".. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 30, 11:01:26
  - "This post has been removed from the WotB Message Board".. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 30, 11:02:35
    - strange things.... (General Chat) - Small, Sep 30, 11:09:26
- I've got this one guys. I'll take each point in turn if I may... (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 30, 11:00:46
  - thanks jafski (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 30, 11:50:16
city stand linesman last night!-send the twat a rule book. (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 29, 19:56:51
- I'm sure pants knows what a rule book is (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 29, 20:04:57
- Thanks for the dedication. Who'd have predicted that? (NCFC) - pants, Sep 29, 20:04:24
  - along came hull.......... (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 29, 20:09:36
    - a broken clock tells the correct time twice in a day (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 29, 20:11:48
      - You two are saaaaaaaaaaadd (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Sep 29, 20:14:09
        
        he said clock not COCK! (NCFC) - pants, Sep 29, 20:15:21
        
        I think that was funnier than you've given yourself credit for! (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Sep 29, 20:18:49
        
        ok (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 29, 20:20:06
        
        child (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 29, 20:16:13
        
        Bullshit addict (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 29, 20:16:39
        
        which 2? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 29, 20:14:59
        
        Himsworth and Brandon of course (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Sep 29, 20:19:14
      - still think im a liar? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 29, 20:13:11
        
        ... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 29, 20:16:43
        
        well you did lie about it being a shitzu sellers! (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 20:16:10
        
        didnt expext any twits to think i was serious-i ask u.a fuckin shitzu. fuks sake (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 29, 20:18:54
        
        some people do have shitzus you know and you didn't tell anyone it wasn't either! (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 20:37:50
        
        thickos! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 29, 20:39:48
        
        well I agree, they are naff dogs, but theres no accounting for taste (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 20:46:27
        
        calm down fatty (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 29, 20:21:26
        
        are you ever sober? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 29, 20:22:58
        
        only most of this year (NCFC) - pants, Sep 29, 20:24:25
        
        oh (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 29, 20:26:22
        
        a lot of thickos on here sellers (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 29, 20:20:24
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 29, 20:21:50
        
        I bet you didn't actually lol! (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Sep 29, 20:25:16
    - broken watch is correct twice a day (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 29, 20:11:28
      - You two are saaaaaaaaaaadd (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Sep 29, 20:14:20
- Not sure why you've singled Pants out to be fair. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 29, 20:02:44
  - cos he's the cunt who's always abusing selwyn (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 29, 20:04:58
    - Tiltankhamun (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 29, 20:13:51
- Ref should of known as well. He was nearer. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 29, 20:01:16
  - Yeah, I stamped my foot such was my indignation (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 29, 20:07:53
    - I said fuck. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 29, 20:33:34
  - if (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 29, 20:03:03
  - have (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 29, 20:01:30
FAO Arizona Bay (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 29, 18:44:10
- "nothing short of total war presents..." (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 29, 19:41:37
  - Do you ever go to the Brudenell UnSociable Club? (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 29, 19:44:53
    - If I ever find out where it is I will (General Chat) - pants, Sep 29, 19:51:45
      - It's 4 or 5 quid in a cab. He does put some good stuff on to be fair. (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 29, 19:58:26
    - that place was in the paper the other day for some reason (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 19:48:36
- You pair of bastards. I'm in Sheffield during the day. (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 29, 19:30:38
  - More like Mark E Smith than Curtis I'd say (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 29, 19:47:40
- ^ This. ^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 29, 18:47:31
  - New album in the works I believe - any idea how it's going? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 29, 19:28:15
    - Not seen Russell or the others for a little while, but not sure. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 29, 19:37:35
      - Yeah, they're on tour (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 29, 19:40:27
        
        Nah, I'm DJing for my birfday, innit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 29, 19:49:46
        
        Oh is it? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 29, 20:01:56
uh oh (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 29, 18:22:36
- pint of vodka? (General Chat) - pants, Sep 29, 18:46:59
  - "Mr Eastwood said the alcohol in his system had killed him and that the mephedrone was not (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 29, 18:53:22
    - Mephedrone would have given him the confidence to do it... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 29, 19:08:17
      - you don't think he'd have got that extra confidence from the alcohol he'd already consumed (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 29, 19:32:04
        
        Five and half times the legal drink drive limit. (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 29, 19:36:14
        
        Might have had to (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 29, 19:49:29
        
        was going to say (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 19:59:15
        
        Yeah, I used to say that. (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 29, 20:01:45
        
        mate of mine said it recently (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 20:04:00
- still can't find your email addy (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 29, 18:29:27
get the fuck off you dull cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 28, 21:55:14
- I lost interest after he started listing the stats (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 28, 21:59:53
- stop stealing my tweets (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 28, 21:56:38
- Oi statto Get CanariesWorld you dumb cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Sep 28, 21:56:29
- WHO IS THIS TWAT? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Sep 28, 21:55:34
  - i reckon he's phoning from abroad (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 28, 21:56:52
    - Like I said below, I remember the mong from last season. Always starts off with... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 28, 21:59:03
      - the cost of text alerts (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 28, 22:00:07
        
        or use the internet perhaps? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 28, 22:01:34
        
        when I was there (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 28, 22:05:08
        
        if you dont live in a city, french broadband can be pants (NCFC) - shoddy, Sep 28, 22:07:30
        
        I was in Paris (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 28, 22:09:11
        
        we do eat live horses though (NCFC) - shoddy, Sep 28, 22:04:07
    - ha ha ha ha (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 28, 21:58:04
    - actually he said he's in France, you're in France aren't you shoddy? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 28, 21:57:43
      - unfortunately, yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Sep 28, 22:02:38
        
        sorry Shods, didn't realise it was you (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 28, 22:03:50
    - No, France (n/m) (NCFC) - Coventry Yellow, Sep 28, 21:57:29
  - Harsh! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 28, 21:56:34
    - lolf (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 28, 21:56:48
fair play to norfolk council (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 12:45:50
- Spot on that. either everyone gets the breaks or no one does. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 28, 14:04:49
- Spot on that. either everyone gets the breaks or no one does. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 28, 14:02:28
- Spot on that. either everyone gets the breaks or no one does. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 28, 14:02:10
- Are you legally entitled to two coffee breaks a day? (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 28, 13:41:48
  - I think cig breaks in offices, evolve from the guidance that people are entitled to (General Chat) - pants, Sep 28, 14:00:11
  - Not sure about that (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 28, 13:45:35
  - half hour worth for a full day i think (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 13:43:16
    - So that's the equivalent of three 10-minute fag breaks (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 28, 13:48:56
      - That's generally the jist of how silly that whole episode will become (General Chat) - pants, Sep 28, 15:43:49
- Do we need a rule for everything? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 28, 13:16:15
  - not everything (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 13:20:29
  - I presume you would deal with them by errrr..... (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 28, 13:20:03
    - I mean you don't need a policy specific for smokers (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 28, 13:21:36
      - It's hard to be consistent though (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 28, 13:25:33
        
        Smoking's hardly the biggest issue. Imagine if you had to clock off to use the (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 28, 13:29:45
        
        Well you should (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 28, 13:39:31
        
        Most yeah, but it's pretty accepted to infiltrate the day really. At least (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 28, 13:41:06
        
        Do "clocks" still exist? I thought they went out with the arc. (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 28, 13:26:45
        
        Just a turn of phrase (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 28, 13:27:58
      - smoking has always been a strange one (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 13:24:17
        
        what about coffee? (General Chat) - Lucky Pierre, Sep 28, 13:35:51
        
        you can drink coffee while you work (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 13:36:45
        
        oh yeh (General Chat) - Lucky Pierre, Sep 28, 13:41:19
        
        I think smoking should be encouraged, given the enormous (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 28, 13:25:39
        
        but its not like smokers go off an die quietly on their own (General Chat) - Lucky Pierre, Sep 28, 13:40:24
        
        Playing Devil's Advocate (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 28, 13:54:19
        
        Tax revenue from fags is about double the cost to the NHS (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 28, 14:02:10
        
        In which case, make it compulsory and the NHS is pretty much paid for. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 28, 14:15:39
        
        and clamp down on bootlegged cigs and booze - that's another few billion for the coffers (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 28, 14:21:40
        
        that's like taxable suicide (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 14:16:48
        
        fancy a bum? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 28, 13:42:47
        
        at last (General Chat) - Lucky Pierre, Sep 28, 13:45:16
        
        Blimey, err (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 28, 13:42:24
        
        POTD (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 13:41:25
    - LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 13:20:40
  - innit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 28, 13:17:16
    - Emma Thom-son would be driven insane by you (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 28, 13:18:06
      - Shit actress (General Chat) - pants, Sep 28, 13:41:31
      - LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 13:19:41
- It's Breckland (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 28, 13:08:05
  - fair play to a norfolk council (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 13:09:31
- Quite right (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 28, 13:03:14
  - going to the toilet is a human right (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 13:09:05
    - So is killing yourself slowly (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 28, 13:11:28
      - and wanking at work (n/m) (General Chat) - Lucky Pierre, Sep 28, 13:17:29
        
        and wrathing at work (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 28, 13:35:17
        
        *wrothing (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 28, 13:35:38
        
        No, they've banned wanking at work. Saw it on the telly (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 28, 13:18:17
        
        fuck, noone told me (General Chat) - Lucky Pierre, Sep 28, 13:19:22
        
        management only, its a perk (n/m) (General Chat) - curva nord, Sep 28, 13:26:02
        
        Wasn't any here (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 28, 13:23:21
That Liverpool goal (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 27, 11:57:21
- Why wasn't Kuyt offside? (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 27, 14:40:10
  - one vid worth 10,000 words (Other Football) - Lucky Pierre, Sep 27, 15:34:07
    - First time I've seen it. Can't see what they are complaining at. He receives the (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 27, 15:54:27
      - becasue they say he didn't take the fk, but was merely in pre-fk mode (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 27, 17:13:22
  - he was behind the man who passed the ball (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 27, 15:02:22
  - He was behind the ball. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 27, 14:41:33
    - Kuyt behind the ball you mean? That makes him onside? (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 27, 16:15:00
      - "behind the ball" is the same as "behind the player when he kicks it" (Other Football) - Wayne Biggins, Sep 27, 20:09:16
      - dunno. Long time, anyway. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 27, 16:22:40
        
        "when the ball is played forward" is the official wording is it not? (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Sep 27, 16:37:03
        
        No. Well according to wiki, anyway (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 27, 16:47:31
        
        yup, wiki right (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 27, 16:51:12
        
        For ever. See famous Cruijff pelanty (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 27, 16:27:48
- I saw nothing wrong with that goal. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Sep 27, 13:04:51
  - nor did i, apart from the fact it was for the scousers. (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 27, 13:17:07
    - ha, quite. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Sep 27, 13:20:04
- Because it was a clear and fair goal. (n/m) (Other Football) - tim berry, Sep 27, 13:03:09
  - Anyway, it's a bit rich for Sunderland to complain at this one. (Other Football) - tim berry, Sep 27, 13:12:03
- have you seen the goal? (n/m) (Other Football) - samcd84, Sep 27, 12:09:06
- coz no one was offside. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 27, 11:57:55
Hi, is there any name of the intro music of the video? (NCFC) - XXL16, Sep 27, 07:05:27
- Right here, right now by Fatboy Slim. (NCFC) - APB, Sep 27, 07:50:53
  - Oh, the name is Fatboy slim? (NCFC) - XXL16, Sep 27, 08:00:40
    - The artist is Fatboy Slim (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 27, 08:14:57
      - So, do you mean the song is from Fatboy Slim, but don't know the name of the song? (NCFC) - XXL16, Sep 27, 08:21:32
        
        'right here right now' is the name of the song (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 27, 08:42:14
        
        Cheers mate, thanks! :) (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Sep 27, 09:50:00
Mrs Van de Vaart and the hilarity of Monster Titten all in one video... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 27, 02:17:23
- Gross! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 27, 08:16:17
- God, where to begin? (General Chat) - APB, Sep 27, 07:52:58
  - i think she was one of the judges (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 27, 11:15:57
No Final Score for Freeviewers on the Red Button until 5.15pm, ridiculous! (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Sep 25, 14:59:13
- Aren't they on the interwebs any more then? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 25, 15:10:05
  - Don't think so, can't find it (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Sep 25, 15:18:10
Courgettes are brilliant (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 24, 09:50:05
- Black bears aren't that aggressive though (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 24, 11:49:13
Does anyone else ever watch teams who play in yellow and pretend they're The Norwich? (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 24, 09:45:53
- No (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 24, 11:52:49
- Oss-traya (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 24, 09:53:46
  - What about a Man utd away kit? (Other Football) - duke of york, Sep 24, 09:55:10
    - Away kits don't really count. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 24, 10:01:07
    - no to both of those (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 24, 09:55:43
    - ^^that was a Q for Otto^ (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Sep 24, 09:55:31
- Yup. ADO Den Haag, pretty local to me (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 24, 09:52:04
  - hmmmmmmmmmm (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 24, 10:20:59
    - West Brom Away Kit. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 24, 10:25:02
    - this is a bit more like it. Not *entirely* SFW though. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 24, 10:22:20
- Me too. It's not daft is it? It isn't. No. Especiallay les Canaris. (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 24, 09:51:45
  - no (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 24, 10:02:39
  - and that Turkish team (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 24, 09:52:27
- why do teams pretend they're Norwich? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 24, 09:46:23
  - Here's someone pretending they're The Norwich, the cheeky fuckers. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 24, 09:56:05
    - See what I mean? Envy. They wish they were as good as The Norwich. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 24, 09:59:22
  - Envy. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 24, 09:47:51
At this point 2008, we had 9 points under Roeder, and only lost 2 games (NCFC) - pants, Sep 23, 10:52:08
- At this point in 2003 we had 13 points, as we do now (NCFC) - The Judge, Sep 23, 13:28:55
- I can't believe you posted that ......you troll (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 23, 12:45:01
- At this point in 2008... (NCFC) - Rofl_Harris, Sep 23, 12:21:03
  - neither have you (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 23, 12:23:33
    - Well....actually (NCFC) - Rofl_Harris, Sep 23, 12:42:01
      - ok (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 23, 13:06:54
- Compared to 13 points now (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 23, 12:09:11
- Yeah, really similar (NCFC) - Malkys Head, Sep 23, 12:01:47
- troll (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 23, 11:57:11
- Pants can you answer this? (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 23, 11:32:39
- At this point in 2008 we had 9 players. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 23, 11:28:25
- ...which would put us 15th or 16th in the current table, rather than 4th (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 23, 11:03:18
  - that it's too early to be getting carried away with how good a manager is (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 23, 11:06:49
  - We're really similar to man utd (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 23, 11:06:21
- Frankly Mr Shankly this position I've held, it pays my way and it corrodes my soul. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 23, 10:53:15
  - Ooh have we moved from HMHB to Smiths? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 23, 11:16:41
    - Yeh but Bob Wilson ANCHORMAN? (n/m) (NCFC) - green n yella beaver, Sep 23, 11:21:42
      - I've been to Kent, Gwent and Senegal, I've even been to look for Jim Rosenthal (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 23, 11:23:19
        
        My wife saw Jim Rosenthal doing the Great North Run on Sunday. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 23, 12:50:51
        
        Dragging my guitar round maternity ward... (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 23, 11:32:04
  - Yes, you've read Robbie Savage's book (NCFC) - pants, Sep 23, 10:55:45
    - I particularly enjoyed the passage on Dion Dublin. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 23, 11:29:16
Worz and tudders off of have here (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 22, 18:01:09
- Happy Birthday Worz and Tudders! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 22, 18:04:15
  - why, thank you very kindly! (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 22, 18:06:22
  - Xmas shags (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 22, 18:04:35
Balls Colly wobble and gone. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Sep 22, 17:46:12
- What's score ?(am at work) (n/m) (Other Sports) - colincanary, Sep 22, 17:50:45
  - (Note no "The", pants, so he's definitely not talking about a Fugees album (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 22, 17:53:51
    - Or a film starring Brando, De Niro & Edward Norton (n/m) (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Sep 22, 18:02:46
      - I'll incorporate that into the legendary gag if you like? (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Sep 22, 18:03:46
        
        Perhaps use it for a bit of CoD variety (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Sep 22, 18:08:29
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Sep 22, 18:12:36
        
        :( (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Sep 22, 18:06:01
    - :( (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Sep 22, 17:55:55
  - 205-5 off 45 overs. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Sep 22, 17:53:00
    - Another one gone, sorry 202-6, Wright gone. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Sep 22, 17:54:00
      - bit better I suppose that the 48-3 it was when I was on my break.. (Other Sports) - colincanary, Sep 22, 17:55:17
        
        Not bad at all, contract extended until August and retained my... (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Sep 22, 17:56:51
        
        Am fine, still doing the same thing ! (n/m) (Other Sports) - colincanary, Sep 22, 17:58:39
        
        Soon be Winter fuel payment time. :O) (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Sep 22, 17:59:02
        
        Ha yes, extracts of cases are running this weekend, payment usually 2-3 weeks after that . (n/m) (Other Sports) - colincanary, Sep 22, 18:00:52
Now *this* is fucking weird (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 21, 23:23:06
- Yeah was on here recently. She's out next year because she's not mental (General Chat) - pants, Sep 21, 23:24:51
  - there was some video footage of the original lorry-baiting on the motorway (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 21, 23:28:44
    - The full doc is on YouTube (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 21, 23:33:18
      - hmm so I read (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 21, 23:42:50
      - Will be watching that later, I vaguely remember the story at the time (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 21, 23:38:07
        
        I thought one of them died in the end? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 21, 23:42:55
        
        apparently not, just incapacitated (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 21, 23:44:57
Is it true that since the smoking ban started in Ireland, more people now smoke there? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 20, 10:54:37
- why do you need to know this? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 20, 11:34:33
- You can follow up the references yourself (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 20, 11:29:36
- dont know....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 20, 10:55:13
blimey... (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 20, 08:04:49
- Getting the deckchair up may not be quite so straightforward though (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Sep 20, 08:13:15
- update (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 20, 08:09:38
  - I was going to say that 11 hours of "breaks" was a bit excessive, but then he is French... (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Sep 20, 11:25:53
  - that was quick (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 20, 08:15:40
    - Size of those flippers, I expect it was (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 20, 08:31:51
      - ahem! "fins" if you please! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 20, 11:02:08
        
        i knew it! (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 20, 11:39:08
        
        oh yes they are................ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 20, 11:51:13
    - What next? Just a head (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Sep 20, 08:16:58
      - Don't give a man who's just a head gloves for Christmas. (n/m) (General Chat) - willy the pimp, Sep 20, 10:49:49
Comic readers (General Chat) - APB, Sep 14, 17:14:48
- Have that at home somewhere (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 14, 17:50:33
friendly against Diss (NCFC) - jayson blair, Sep 14, 15:50:16
- More importantly (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 14, 17:48:07
Internet speed help required (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 10:54:15
- what you need is to know a BT openreach engineer who uses the wroth!! (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 12:31:49
  - cheers for the info... (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 12:35:29
    - its only worth plugging into the test socket if you have extension sockets (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 13:17:18
      - 2.5 miles (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 13:24:15
        
        depending on how the cables run (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 14:12:30
    - at best,the key is (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 12:36:49
      - Yes (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 12:46:40
- Sorry TM couldn't resist (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Sep 10, 11:49:58
- Put a smell or sock near the USB in-port on the router and upload it. Do a stopwatch on (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 10, 11:28:15
  - that wont work (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 11:30:09
  - idiot (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 11:30:09
- Right what you want to do is this. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 11:25:53
  - ok cheers, I'll try that later (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:28:28
    - I've had a lot of problems with Sky. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 11:30:39
      - yup i am, its all they said i could get when i signed up a couple of years ago (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:38:46
        
        Sky Connect is probably the reason then mate. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 11:47:18
        
        no i havent touched the microfilter. shall i get another off ebay? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:49:18
        
        don't it won't affect the speed (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 13:24:09
        
        Why don't you get Sky to send a man (or woman) out? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 11:59:17
        
        they'll send a BT Openreach engineer (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 13:23:14
        
        I think they charge you a fortune, and I'm a man so am stubborn like that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 12:01:36
        
        Surely it's free if you're not getting what you pay for? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 12:10:24
        
        £99 call out charge + £65 per hour (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 12:16:25
        
        they shouldn't charge if it proves to be THEIR fault (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 13:25:39
        
        yeah thats why i want to try everything my side of the socket first (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 13:27:27
        
        Bloody hell! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 12:45:46
        
        also my phone is ever so slightly "crackly" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:43:15
        
        then all the othe bollox above is a waste of time (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 14:15:16
- What test are you using? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 11:05:47
  - just done this.... (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:20:15
    - No idea what all that means but it doesn't appear to be a real world test (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 11:29:58
  - hmm i have used the iphone test and online ones and they always come up (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:17:12
    - Yes. almost certainly. (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 10, 11:21:19
      - cheers, ran their test and it says same as that one i posted above. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:27:11
        
        Ring sky and complain. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 11:53:08
        
        ok will give it a try. I found one of these on ebay so might try it too. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:54:01
        
        Doubt that'll work if the problems are elsewhere (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 12:09:06
        
        cheers for that. will have a look and see how simple it looks tonight. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 12:15:40
- Got a bt line too? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 10:55:02
  - it was a bt line (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:00:41
    - Lurd's technically put what I want to kind of say (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 11:30:05
Stupid question of the day. (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 10, 09:23:58
- Delia's. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 10, 10:34:54
- Boike Racks.... (NCFC) - ptcanary, Sep 10, 09:43:26
- dunno. But one additional good thing about biking to FCR (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 09:36:24
  - I'm just trying to get a bit fitter... (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 10, 10:40:55
    - do you ride at the moment? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 11:10:05
      - I would end up dead under the wheels of a BMW X5, I'm sure. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 11:18:54
        
        I cycle in London, once you get used to the idea that every motorist, pedestrian and.. (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 10, 11:31:51
        
        nah, you wouldn't (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 11:19:44
        
        London cyclist's "right route" (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 11:32:46
        
        not mine. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 11:42:51
      - Not in a long while, no. (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 10, 11:16:59
      - I think I'm the only person in Denmark who doesn't have a bike (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 11:11:03
        
        why don't you have one? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 11:15:17
        
        I'm a lazy twat (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 11:32:04
        
        I do keep promising myself that I'll sort a bike out; but never do... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 11:36:35
        
        so that's just what I do (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 11:47:31
        
        this is similar to mine.. (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 11:59:13
        
        "fixies"? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 11:57:59
        
        My hybrid is a (bottom-of-the-range I think) Trek - have been riding it for 6 years (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 12:13:41
        
        Single gear then? Fuck that (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 12:52:34
        
        chainless bikes? how'd they work then? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 10, 15:23:39
        
        Shaft driven (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 15:37:10
        
        I don't see how that could be better than a chain (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 10, 15:52:14
  - No self respecting cyclist would ever be seen out wearing our kit (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 10, 10:29:11
    - Lycra on the over 30s male (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Sep 10, 10:30:31
      - mamils (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 10:35:05
        
        lol (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 10, 10:55:31
        
        I put a wet suit on once - OMG never again.... (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 11:02:14
  - covered in all sorts of bugs that are attracted to it! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 09:37:30
- If I was the Environmental Manager for FCR there would be (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 09:35:24
- Probably at Mozzers across the road. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 09:25:39
bloody hell, 40 years for rape (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 9, 16:56:38
- 20 years for rape, 20 years for being black (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 9, 20:34:16
- Can't believe it - every judge knows that 'no' means' yes' (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 9, 17:50:52
- death sentence wouldn't be that harsh (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 9, 17:11:56
  - hmm it would (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 9, 17:19:38
    - i used to be against it (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 9, 17:21:54
      - I purposely bought some tea yesterday, knowing the supermarket had underpriced it (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 9, 17:27:02
        
        Don't be fucking stupid! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 19:27:21
        
        did you get charged what the price ticket said? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 9, 17:31:12
        
        no, it rang up the wrong price (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 9, 17:33:14
        
        ticket might be wrong and system correct tho (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 9, 17:36:22
        
        no, I'm completely aware that it's an error on their part (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 9, 17:49:58
        
        just make sure you don't start committing more serious crimes (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 9, 17:53:10
        
        yeah, one week buying underpriced tea (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 9, 17:56:00
        
        exactly (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 9, 17:57:20
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 9, 18:07:27
- guess it's so harsh because he was in a position of trust / authority? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 9, 17:04:44
  - agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 9, 17:12:06
  - suppose so, it is a particularly nasty crime (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 9, 17:07:53
    - not sure it's easy to spot potential rapists at interviews (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 9, 17:14:28
      - there must be plenty of other telltale signs (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 9, 17:16:14
        
        Like wanting to be a copper (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 17:17:12
        
        haha agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 9, 17:19:01
        
        crikey (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 9, 17:17:41
- and this is what lies in wait for him (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 9, 16:59:32
  - and here are some more prison shennanighans reminiscent of Bridge over the River Kwai (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 9, 17:15:16
Match commentary on Iphone (techy experts please) (NCFC) - peterinyyz, Sep 9, 10:51:57
- 3 ways to do it (NCFC) - Derek Acorah, Sep 9, 11:28:28
  - One WotB regular sort of pioneered option 3 years ago (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Sep 9, 12:52:19
    - I'll let him own up to this if he wants to (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Sep 9, 12:53:02
  - ^^ Top skills (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 11:37:54
- It doesn't look like it from the description (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 11:18:23
- it wont work (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 9, 11:04:45
- Well, I have the iPhone 3GS 32GB phone, so I can't speak for iPhone 4 but as far as Flash (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 9, 10:54:17
Why oh why? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 09:55:39
Derren Brown. Used to love his shows but that was garbage. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 9, 08:15:45
- It was a bit *shrug* wasn't it? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 08:37:38
  - My new mrs is a psychologist, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 9, 13:02:43
  - yup agree with all that (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 9, 08:58:48
    - Unless you buy it after security - ie. in duty free (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 10:43:00
      - morrisons dont have duty free in leeds-bradford airport (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 9, 11:17:08
  - what time was this on? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 9, 08:43:17
    - 10.00pm - 11.15pm (General Chat) - lmc, Sep 9, 08:53:02
    - 10pm. Do you mean Mad Men? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 08:52:28
      - Should add that I do intend to catch up with Mad Men (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 08:53:49
        
        Also 11pm on C4+1 (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 08:59:19
        
        Didn't even realise Derren Brown was on. Especially as the viewing of choice was... (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 9, 09:50:28
        
        do an utterly legal catch up thing here (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 9, 10:35:45
Got an iPhone? Like football? Get this ... (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 07:38:15
- From time to time i've wondered what Phil got up to in training... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Sep 9, 09:48:55
- I logged in on my iPhone just to say... (Other Football) - Drurys Left Nut, Sep 9, 08:54:58
  - they tried to make me go to rehab I said.... (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 9, 10:58:34
- No (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 9, 08:04:27
- No (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 9, 07:58:19
- No (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 07:49:59
England were all right last night, weren't they? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 08:32:22
- Dunno (Other Football) - pants, Sep 8, 09:01:53
  - refusnik (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 8, 09:09:32
- dunno, watched Sarah Beany (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 08:44:51
  - was she pregnant? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 8, 08:54:02
    - yep - constantly, just like Kirsty from Phil and Kirsty (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 08:56:47
      - they must have about ten kids each (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 8, 09:02:53
  - I have no idea who that is. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 08:52:03
    - I listened to it on the wireless. Alen Green said the atmosphere was, can you guess? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 08:59:15
      - This bit here... (Other Football) - Arganth, Sep 8, 09:15:41
      - yeah, well, he's a c*nt (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 09:02:04
        
        So how come they were fucking shit in the World Cup? (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 8, 09:13:52
        
        they weren't allowed a go on the local prozzies (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 8, 09:53:42
        
        Ah, makes sense (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 8, 09:57:37
        
        Don't worry, JT and Gold iPod will be back to ensure normal service soon. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 09:10:07
      - first half was good (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 8, 09:01:24
        
        I didn't think second half was awful at all. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 09:03:35
        
        I like this, You don't have to have controlled the entire 90 minutes to have played well. (Other Football) - megson, Sep 8, 09:10:14
    - used to be very fit, does up houses, cracking rack (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 08:55:56
      - i'd put some filler in her cracking rack (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 8, 09:00:15
        
        she could tongue and groove my wood anytime. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 8, 09:03:28
        
        I'd renovate her and sell her on for a profit! (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 8, 09:36:55
        
        i'd dry wall her cellar and pebbledash her front porch (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 8, 09:39:23
        
        i'd make her face look like a painters radio (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 8, 10:16:14
      - so you wanted to watch that rather than your international team play football? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 08:59:15
        
        I'm all male grrr beer grr (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 09:08:10
i just watched timothy spalls in "somewhere at sea" on bbc4 (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 6, 19:40:07
- I once bumped into Rafe Spall in London and asked him for directions to a pub. (General Chat) - tim berry, Sep 6, 23:19:47
- I listened to 'Kafka's dick' by Alan Bennett in car testy (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 6, 20:25:01
  - i love iplayer (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 6, 20:28:26
    - Ana Ivanovic is Serbian. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 6, 21:49:48
- Fuck that shit - let's play "Home Secretary who'd you rather" (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 6, 19:49:17
  - ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 6, 19:59:52
    - judge is on holiday (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 6, 20:01:27
  - after due consideration.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 6, 19:59:04
  - Good Lord (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 19:55:59
  - omg (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 19:52:10
  - Have you been at the brandy again? (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Sep 6, 19:50:38
    - Poor old Brandy! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 6, 20:23:39
- whatever (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 19:42:53
  - whatever what? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 6, 19:44:06
    - here (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 19:46:35
      - but i never open your links (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 6, 19:48:20
        
        Waiting for your shout out to be read out (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 19:48:45
        
        that also makes no sense (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 6, 20:02:26
        
        ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 20:25:24
- that was just on BBC Twos n'all... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 19:42:20
  - yes, i appear to have exaggerated my bbc's's (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 6, 19:43:36
Has he gone yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 6, 13:01:18
Oh for fuck's sake! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 15:12:01
- yeah (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 4, 15:19:14
  - Blimey! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 15:21:48
  - Should play internationals during the week as not to disrupt the real footy. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Sep 4, 15:21:02
    - Correct (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 15:22:58
      - True.. but then I am an old bastard. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Sep 4, 17:40:54
Morrissey's gone and done a racist again - good puns wanted (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 4, 11:04:56
- Sweet and Sour Hooligan (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 18:06:33
- This Chow-Mein Man (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 4, 18:01:11
- oh go on then. There's a rantern that never goes out (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 4, 16:44:29
- Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Wonton (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 4, 15:48:12
- How soon is chow (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 4, 15:17:10
- Stop me if you've Kurd this one before (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 4, 15:13:04
- "Girlfriend in a korma"...... bollocks thats Indian (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Sep 4, 14:14:27
- Heaven knows I'm Mao Tse-Tung now.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Sep 4, 12:45:27
  - Change must come from the barrell of a gun (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 4, 13:37:12
How much do we reckon the Scum will charge us for a ticket when we visit? (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 3, 10:22:43
- How can it be cramped? (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 3, 10:23:27
  - the seat space is tiny, my knees always touch the seats in front as I'm 6'3 (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 3, 10:24:30
    - you mean you bother to sit down (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Sep 3, 10:34:31
Is this the least interested the country has ever been (Other Football) - duke of york, Sep 3, 09:53:28
- England can fuck off (Other Football) - pants, Sep 3, 10:29:44
  - All 50 million of us? (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 10:31:30
    - "Other football" topic innit (Other Football) - pants, Sep 3, 10:39:40
      - Oh, okay. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 10:45:39
    - and extremely casual (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 3, 10:32:07
- how many changes have we actually made on the world cup? (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 3, 09:58:53
  - Not sure what changes can be made (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 3, 10:22:27
    - but the thing is they're not shit (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 3, 10:29:28
      - No. not shit, just not world class, with 2 or 3 exceptions. Maybe. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Sep 3, 10:34:10
        
        gerrard, rooney, lampard and terry (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 3, 10:36:21
        
        Terry and Lampard, no way. Players around them at club level make them look better (Other Football) - megson, Sep 3, 11:50:52
        
        ^^^^^^^^^^is the correct answer (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 3, 11:54:52
        
        God knows how (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 3, 11:21:03
        
        steven gerrard (Other Football) - south, Sep 3, 11:00:44
    - Holt, Martin, Smith, Ruddy (or Forster), Drury, Wes (fuck it, find an english granny) (Other Football) - megson, Sep 3, 10:28:51
      - Good point, well made (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 3, 11:23:01
        
        Another good point. Lambert could tell them if they left though they'd never play for (Other Football) - megson, Sep 3, 11:51:49
        
        That's very true (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 3, 12:11:29
        
        Exactly, Everyone that leaves us goes shit. Can't happen though, Lambert isn't English. (Other Football) - megson, Sep 3, 12:21:53
      - Wes can't play as he's already played for Ireland. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 10:30:58
        
        Screw that, no one will notice. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Sep 3, 10:33:03
        
        yeah, so keep your fucking dirty limey mitts off him (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 3, 10:32:45
  - Not enough, and if it wasn't for injuries, it'd be even less (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Sep 3, 10:10:07
- I'm gonna go down the pub and watch it. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 09:56:01
  - Unicorn? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 3, 09:58:02
    - Possibly. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 09:59:52
      - u eaten in the black boys? (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 3, 10:12:48
        
        is it a racist pub? (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Sep 3, 11:00:01
        
        no, no it isn't (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 3, 11:04:18
        
        I went in there about four monf agoo. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 10:18:40
        
        lol, it is a bit nice if you compare it to the rest of the establishments in aylsham (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 3, 10:23:43
      - Bummingham. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 10:01:55
        
        Ditto x 3 (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 10:02:39
i'll have a crocodile sandwich.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 2, 19:55:49
- And step on it. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 2, 20:44:45
- Make it snappy (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck, Sep 2, 20:33:00
  - hurrah! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 2, 20:35:39
- Hippo's are hard as nails (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 2, 20:21:07
  - They kill more people than any other animal. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 2, 20:44:10
    - i thought that was donkeys? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 2, 20:49:39
      - You silly ass. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 2, 20:51:14
Leon Barnett a permanent transfer in hiding??? (NCFC) - loz, Sep 1, 09:16:56
- no (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 1, 09:42:17
  - Forest fan who writes in the Observer Champ round up bit (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 1, 09:43:52
    - He was good. I was impressed. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 1, 09:48:00
      - They love Majewski, so they were booing his substitution apparently. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 1, 09:55:17
        
        Oh. I did wonder that when the sub happened, but they seemed to carry it on (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 1, 09:58:32
        
        i only saw the "highlights" on the telly (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 1, 10:06:08
        
        We were quite nifty, rather splendid indeed. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 1, 10:24:47
        
        Enjoy! It's not often that "Martin teaches the value of pace". (n/m) (NCFC) - BigDoh, Sep 1, 10:18:18
      - Were they booing? (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 1, 09:54:07
        
        I thought they were chanting "Deeeooouuuffff" to mama of the same name. (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 1, 10:16:09
- no (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 1, 09:34:46
- I'd like to deal with each of your points in turn... (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 1, 09:21:02
  - I'd like to follow up on your answer to point four (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 1, 09:33:53
    - Cash flow yes, accounts no, unless it meant they had to borrow. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 1, 09:35:55
  - To clarify points 1 and 2 (NCFC) - Firstnews, Sep 1, 09:33:48
Interesting programme on last night about people's belief in a God (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 26, 10:44:51
- Nope, I don't (General Chat) - pants, Aug 26, 12:51:35
  - I'm with that :) (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 13:18:01
    - What a fantastic thing it would be to have some (General Chat) - pants, Aug 26, 15:58:22
  - Amen, brother. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 26, 13:15:06
- I'm with Ron Hubbard. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 26, 11:19:54
- lol as if (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 26, 10:58:00
- We were talking the other day on here about Richard Dawkins, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 26, 10:54:44
  - Religion was put here to kill kids? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 26, 11:20:06
  - I saw an image of Dawkins in my marmite lid this morning (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 26, 11:01:27
    - Did it have that cretinous 'There's probably no God' slogan accompanying it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 11:09:48
      - The only thing at all cretinous about that saying (General Chat) - Firstnews, Aug 26, 11:21:11
        
        What a marvellous logical destruction of the agnostic position. (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 26, 11:37:53
        
        Not as marvellous as Dicky Dawkins does it in The God Delusion (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 26, 11:51:27
        
        Ah, the imposition of your views onto those of other people. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 12:01:18
        
        Yes, the insistance from a large majority of the gay/bi community that if I do not (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:19:57
        
        ^repressed homosexual^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 12:37:04
        
        bender (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:39:41
        
        x (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 12:40:55
        
        Yes - as with the atheist/Christian argument, there are two sides to that coin (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 12:24:32
        
        I would consider myself a devout atheist. Dawkins is a fundemental atheist. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:26:38
        
        Agreed. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 12:30:43
        
        But is it not important (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 26, 12:50:20
        
        That's more about the separation of faith from science and education though (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 12:59:40
        
        "yes, religion has caused a lot of wars" (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 26, 13:19:33
        
        Yes, fair point - thanks for clarifying my somewhat clumsy statement! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 13:29:25
        
        and the recruiting banner religion can provide? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 13:25:12
        
        Ed Hussain's book, The Islamist, provides a decent insight on this subject. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 26, 13:34:49
        
        Fair enough (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 26, 13:05:02
        
        Yes, there's a place for a Dawkins, and also for a Moore. But I wonder if there is a need (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:55:03
        
        There's a need for good Pope (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 26, 12:58:50
        
        I disagree. There is no need for Catholicism, so no need for a pope. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 13:01:42
        
        I'd disagree with that. Even if you strip out all the religious elements, it can still (General Chat) - megson, Aug 26, 14:08:25
        
        which doesn't give it a reason to exist (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 14:32:56
        
        I am an atheist to the point that (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:39:07
        
        i'm pretty much the same when it comes to scummers (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 12:54:07
        
        Yeah, that's pretty much where I'm at with it as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 12:46:28
        
        You're too old to be a gay. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 26, 12:23:24
        
        Good ol' fashioned narrow mindedness (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 26, 12:11:00
        
        I don't think that's opinion. I seem to remember they initially didn't have "probably" (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 11:48:16
      - lol - what a great campaign! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 11:18:34
  - If Richard Dawkins didn't exist (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 26, 10:58:59
  - Im afraid mr lee isnt very funny, nor is he bill hicks, whose jokes he frequently pilfers (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 10:58:52
    - Lee also did a brilliant parody of Hicks in some sketch once. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 26, 11:42:34
      - "What are mice? Fag rats!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 11:44:06
    - In a recent Guardian piece he admitted to owning 7 feet of Japanese psychedelia (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 26, 11:27:10
    - I couldn't disagree more. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 11:05:41
      - By the way (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 26, 11:32:59
      - You don't sound like you've read 300 books. But seriously, this isn't the place for this (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 11:13:40
        
        Argh! You were quoting the YouTube comments, weren't you? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 11:16:48
        
        pwned (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 26, 11:29:39
        
        Totally! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 11:39:22
        
        I have just got up. Lazy bastard I know. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 26, 11:47:29
        
        i think you know nothing about me n need to shut your mouth. but hey Keep believing th (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 11:23:17
    - I think he's good, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 26, 11:01:04
      - TBH I'm surprised most of a British audience even know what creationism is. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 11:04:44
  - I call him Rich Dork. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 10:56:47
    - I call the pope (General Chat) - Firstnews, Aug 26, 11:30:06
      - the pope does my head in (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 26, 11:43:24
        
        Driving around in a bullet proof car. There's faith in action for you. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 26, 11:49:00
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 26, 11:51:02
        
        Don't forget the combination of obsessive homo/transphobia and wearing Judy Garland shoes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 11:45:52
        
        indeed, although (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 26, 11:49:39
        
        Exactly - the Christian faith is about tolerance and forgiveness (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 11:57:56
        
        Forgivesness and tolerance (General Chat) - Firstnews, Aug 26, 12:27:54
        
        Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 12:46:38
        
        fundamentalism makes sense to me (General Chat) - Firstnews, Aug 26, 11:57:19
      - Don't get me started on Ratzinger! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 11:39:36
- Who knows? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 26, 10:49:56
- I do (General Chat) - revsimon, Aug 26, 10:48:01
FAO jafski re best Top Cat authority (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Aug 26, 07:53:54
- Yes-The BBC Even Edited The Start/End Credits... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Aug 26, 09:30:00
  - ...but didn't change the theme tune, which sort of negated their efforts. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 26, 09:35:44
    - LOL! Yes, Good Old BBC! (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Aug 26, 09:42:41
- I don't recall it ever being called Boss Cat - was always Top Cat in my youth (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 26, 08:26:16
  - Theme tune and character were, but title was Boss Cat... (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 26, 08:28:49
    - You learn something new every day (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 26, 08:33:24
      - Me neither. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 26, 08:36:26
        
        Proof (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 26, 18:39:08
- Yes. Yes I did. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 26, 08:02:07
  - OK. Just checking (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Aug 26, 08:17:25
    - No worries. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 26, 08:24:54
Decent exercise last night, not a bad results either. (NCFC) - megson, Aug 25, 09:05:41
- Decent excercise, not a terrible result, decent night? It may have escaped your notice... (NCFC) - Big Jim, Aug 25, 09:55:11
  - So, despite... (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 25, 10:38:30
    - Level playing field no,challenge yes.Which,despite ourselves,we were doing until Holt &.. (NCFC) - Big Jim, Aug 25, 10:48:46
      - yup, i wish he'd pushed for 1-1, got ET and knackered the team out even more! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 25, 10:54:27
        
        As it was mostly reserves,the extra 30 mins playing time would've done them good. (n/m) (NCFC) - Big Jim, Aug 25, 11:12:38
    - *Touch paper lit* (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 25, 10:46:01
  - We are a League 1 team punching against our wait playing a (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 25, 10:24:52
    - Oh i do love a good ol' defeatist attitute. Cup shocks never happen then eh? (NCFC) - Big Jim, Aug 25, 10:39:15
      - That the cups are largely irrelevant is a different argument though (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 25, 11:03:32
        
        No, because our own fans are belittling the only competition we've ever won. (NCFC) - Big Jim, Aug 25, 11:07:23
        
        we've won the hospital cup a fair number of times (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 25, 11:11:25
  - Personally I think our attitude and performances in cup competitions over the past (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 25, 10:10:16
    - We simply haven't been good enough over most of that period (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 25, 10:27:49
      - Have Millwall or Cardiff, or even Barnsley? (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 25, 10:50:09
        
        Yes these team have had so much to shout about in the league! (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 25, 11:11:01
        
        Yeah caus eopur league sucess is unparallelled in the past 15 years (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 25, 11:12:36
        
        I bet most of those teams fans would have of rather been up to the prem (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 25, 10:57:32
        
        Yeah cause its great going up to the prem, getting dicked every week (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 25, 10:59:51
        
        being in the prem needs to be the clubs goal. (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 25, 11:07:06
        
        We haven't had "a dont give a fuck attitude to cups"! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 25, 10:57:08
        
        How come teams we would comfortably beat in the league we lose to in early rounds of the (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 25, 10:58:55
        
        Could be that we were shit on the night; could be that they raised their game. (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 25, 11:27:32
        
        This started because I was making the point that our cup form in the past 15 (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 25, 11:29:26
        
        as i don't in any way follow any of those 3 clubs you mentioned (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 25, 10:55:01
        
        So the attitude should be play the shit teams, but as soon as we play a good team give up? (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 25, 10:56:13
        
        is slightly special^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 25, 11:07:57
        
        Fuck off prick (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 25, 11:11:00
        
        lets open your mind up a bit (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 25, 11:14:39
        
        Oh and btw mind expander, being in the Prem last time set us back years (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 25, 11:22:32
        
        we would prob earn say £1m extra from a decent cup run but £40m from being in the prem (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 25, 11:25:01
        
        Just saying that why do you write off cups but think a trip to the prem is amazing? (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 25, 11:27:02
        
        I'd like us to win every cup competition we enter. (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 25, 11:30:47
        
        Liek I said, im just disapointed that its a nother season another early cup defeact (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 25, 11:33:38
        
        As Blur once said, MODERN FOOTBALL IS RUBBISH...(and its fans are even worse) (n/m) (NCFC) - Big Jim, Aug 25, 11:19:16
        
        Yeah! Let's go back to the 70s & 80s. I'm going to tie a scarf around my wrist... (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 25, 11:22:41
        
        COming from the man who spends half his time moaning about goal music etc (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 25, 11:24:23
        
        The two aren't mutually exclusive. (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 25, 11:29:19
        
        But going to football in the 80s and beating someone up is? (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 25, 11:31:01
        
        Eh? I think you've confused yourself. (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 25, 11:33:07
        
        I think you are confused. (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 25, 11:34:36
        
        Oh. Ok. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 25, 11:38:10
        
        Anyone who thinks defeat is good is beyond me. (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 25, 11:16:54
        
        eh? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 25, 11:02:19
        
        Look, I didnt expect us to win last night, I just can't see how people are saying last (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 25, 11:09:44
        
        If we had no expectation of winning the game (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 25, 11:13:50
        
        And why enter the FA Cup? (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 25, 11:15:40
        
        Its clear to me that you lot obviously dont play competitive football (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 25, 11:15:34
        
        lol you really arent very clever are you unless you are a wum (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 25, 11:20:17
        
        Simeon Jackson appears never to have played competitive football... (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 25, 11:21:24
        
        Footballer in towing party line in interview shocker (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 25, 11:23:25
        
        Cardiff in getting to the Final of the FA Cup (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 25, 10:54:11
        
        Millwall's route (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 25, 10:56:33
        
        Yes but they had to beat at least one team of higher stature to make the final (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 25, 11:00:32
        
        Only team who actually had to play two decent sides was Barnsley (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 25, 10:59:39
        
        Who beat TWO sides of higher stature, something we havent even done once since 1995. (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 25, 11:01:25
    - Yeah, we were trying to work out when we last beat a club from a higher level, Bolton... (NCFC) - Big Jim, Aug 25, 10:26:39
    - would rather exit the league cup early and save our players for pushing (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 25, 10:20:11
      - Exactly. Personally, I don't think the League Cup will be around in 5 yeasrs time, (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 25, 10:23:24
        
        maybe if they make it a proper league cup again (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 25, 10:33:21
        
        i said the same to my dad a few weeks ago (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 25, 10:48:30
        
        good idea (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Aug 25, 10:39:07
  - you don't think Askou will start on Saturday then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 25, 09:59:35
    - If Nelson was fit no. Although maybe you have a point... (NCFC) - Big Jim, Aug 25, 10:09:46
  - great post totally agree (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 25, 09:58:58
    - I don't. Shit compotition that no one wants. Usefull for giving support players game time. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 25, 10:22:29
- not a bad result FFS WE LOST (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 25, 09:53:09
  - Of course we lost. (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 25, 10:26:11
- Johnson came on for Holt! (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Aug 25, 09:19:51
  - decision was a joke (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 25, 09:57:54
    - Nope. When else would he get game time? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 25, 10:25:42
  - Ah yes, I meant Jackson not Johnson of course. Brom knew I'm sure. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 25, 09:23:21
  - Did he? Arse. That's what happens when you skim read match reports! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 25, 09:22:36
Ghost (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 24, 20:55:46
Why has half of the Sky Sports News fallen off the edge of the telly? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 24, 20:06:14
- get ya self a big telly (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 24, 20:39:02
- The Sky Sports News *clap* *clap* *clap* (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 20:34:03
- HD only or summat (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 24, 20:19:27
- Now you tell me. (General Chat) - tim berry, Aug 24, 20:13:09
  - fiddle with your picture settings (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 24, 20:34:06