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Hurrah! for music lovers (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 30, 16:40:04
- I've just got a cowon mp3/4 thingy (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 16:46:11
  - Doesn't it just moo? Dunt sound very exciting to me. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 30, 16:47:19
    - Supposed to be the daddy are cowons (for sound and stuff) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 17:06:22
      - oooohh DAB player as well... i like to look of that (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 30, 17:30:09
        
        dead clumsy me (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 17:31:41
        
        hmm - just lloked again - dont think it supports DivX video (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 30, 17:34:28
        
        I need to learn what all this is (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 17:38:20
        
        Video on the move is ok if (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 30, 17:46:40
        
        yeah, train I'm fine, cars, forget it (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 17:48:10
        
        I use everything on my foon... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 30, 17:42:03
        
        wowsers, I think this is why I got this, cos I spent a lot of the last few weeks (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 17:47:13
      - Let me know how it goes, I've been researching the 16GB version all day. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 30, 17:12:32
        
        Will do (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 17:16:51
    - Next-door but one's cat is called Moo. How stupet is that? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 16:50:25
      - Just like everyone knows oxfam isn't called oxfams (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 17:21:19
      - Speaking of books, I just cleared out my loft and found a copy (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 30, 17:00:40
- What on earth did that twat think he looked like???? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 30, 16:41:08
  - me (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 30, 17:04:59
  - MR G from summer heights high (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 17:03:48
Can someone do me a couple of book recommendations, please, for impending holibobs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 14:26:04
- The Last Campaign by Thurston Clarke (General Chat) - Bryan Salad Surgery, Mar 30, 19:14:04
- Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNabb (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 30, 17:21:05
- Thanks all. I've Amazoned a few, and made note of the others. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 16:44:00
- 3 books I most enjoyed in the past year... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 30, 16:37:12
  - I've been meaning to read American Psycho for *years* (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 16:42:09
    - American Psycho is a brilliant book (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 30, 16:45:02
      - I struggled with Naked Lunch too. I'm not actually sure it was worth the effort. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 16:48:23
- The White Tiger - Aravind Adiga... (General Chat) - Marquis of Wolftown, Mar 30, 16:23:41
- Flowers for Algeron by Daniel Keyes (n/m) (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Mar 30, 16:18:59
- Go for the entire Asian Saga by James Clavell. (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 30, 15:41:33
- Book early to avoid disappointment and book on your credit card so you are insured. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 30, 15:36:40
- The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins. (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Mar 30, 15:31:17
  - Yep, reddit. I read it mostly in the bath. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 15:35:31
    - Go for anything by this bloke: (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Mar 30, 15:46:26
      - I've actually read "If nobody speaks...". Its a fucking awesome book. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 30, 17:08:22
      - Looks like a right pretentious twerp (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 15:48:34
        
        erm, that's not very nice, (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Mar 30, 15:50:56
        
        Oh, if he's a Norwich fan then I retract my abuse :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 15:59:28
        
        He very much so is (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Mar 30, 16:19:19
        
        That would be hilarious. No it's not Selwyn (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Mar 30, 16:38:38
        
        Thorpe_canary? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 30, 16:37:53
        
        selwyn ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 16:28:02
    - deviant (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 15:36:12
      - It's why I don't fancy one of them pricey eBook gadgets like the Sony Reader (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 15:40:04
    - Ah, then I hope you avoided the troubles I detailed below vvvv (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 15:36:10
  - I read that on hols a couple of years ago. Shocked at how many people approached me with (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 15:34:16
    - I've got a couple of them on my Amazon wishlist ("The Dawkins Delusion" I think, and somet (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 15:37:31
      - Yeah, I would read them but I don't want the authors to make money from them. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 15:38:51
      - It's not called oxfams (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 15:38:11
- Medievals! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 30, 15:23:36
  - Brilliants. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 15:49:46
  - ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 30, 15:24:19
- It all depends on whether you actually want to read it or... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 30, 15:07:29
  - I'm going to somewhere near Benidorm. Anything that doesn't have pictures is going to (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 15:52:02
    - Oh right. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 30, 16:07:05
    - You can hide it under the sleeve of a Jade Goody tribute souvenir book (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 16:00:28
      - I'm hoping I get to do a varient of the Bill Hicks "What are you reading for?" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 16:06:35
- The Physics of Football by Timothy James Gay (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 15:02:26
- The Bible. It is The Word. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 15:01:06
  - presented by Terry Christians (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 30, 15:10:49
    - Ha ha. Whatever happened to that tosspot ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 15:20:54
      - He was recently on Celebrity Bum Fest 9. Just got sacked from Radio Madchester (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 30, 15:25:09
- Have you read "And The Ass Saw The Angel" by Nick Cave (yes, that one)? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 30, 14:55:33
- Grammar of Contemporary Polish (Oscar Swan) (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Mar 30, 14:29:32
  - racy (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 30, 14:32:02
    - If Polish grammar doesn't float your boat... (General Chat) - King, Mar 30, 14:38:50
      - I've read Vernon God Little, enjoyed it tremendously. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 14:41:07
        
        i thought it was tosh... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 30, 14:46:59
        
        Oh, I thought it was very good (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 30, 14:53:45
        
        Oh! Oh! Oh! (General Chat) - King, Mar 30, 14:49:18
        
        Errrm, does (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 30, 16:14:27
        
        cut out the middle man will you king (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 15:38:44
        
        Ludmila's Broken English (General Chat) - King, Mar 30, 14:42:20
    - you want racy? read harold robbins! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 30, 14:36:44
- I just bought 8 new ones at lunch, 4 in a discount store place (General Chat) - megson, Mar 30, 14:29:28
  - we bought a stack of Inspector Banks' stories at discount shop (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 30, 14:30:48
- Fat (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 30, 14:28:46
  - Sold. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 14:29:51
- expect you've already done "the diceman?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 30, 14:27:05
  - Yep, ta. I think I've also done the "son of the dice man" sequel thing, (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 14:28:50
    - do you like autobiographys? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 30, 14:30:44
      - Richard Branson is to me (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 30, 14:31:18
        
        ahh.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 30, 14:35:29
        
        That'd be the unauthorised one then? The Tom Bower one? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 30, 14:41:59
        
        in which case it's a biography surely? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 30, 14:45:16
        
        Good point (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 30, 14:46:21
    - have you done netherland yet? (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 30, 14:30:14
      - Never heard of Netherland - looking on google, though, is that this: (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 14:36:53
        
        yep I bought paperback version (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 30, 14:45:48
        
        Christie Malry's Own Double-entry (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 30, 14:38:57
      - He's been done repeatedly in the netherland, or so I've read (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 30, 14:31:30
        
        Shutcher face. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 14:37:27
Garlic (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 30, 14:16:58
- If you eat garlic you don't notice it on other people. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 14:22:16
- You ban garlic and the vampires come back (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 30, 14:19:50
  - I'll ban the vampires too (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 30, 14:22:36
    - I missed the smell bit... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 30, 14:39:05
So 'tother day AVG says I've got to pay for their new version or lose my anti-virus (General Chat) - King, Mar 30, 13:27:16
- I downloaded the new version the other day, the free one (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 13:53:09
  - That's a really nice story. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 13:53:48
    - zip it and go drink some fanny tea or summit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 14:03:29
    - has your crocheted yoghurt unravelled? (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 30, 13:56:23
      - I'm only teasing. Mind you, one-hour-less-in-bed is taking its toll. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 13:58:40
        
        roasted vegetables and fresh tuna. (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 30, 13:59:35
        
        mature chedder melted on toast..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 30, 14:06:04
        
        I think I may have a bowl of corn flakes (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 30, 14:09:16
        
        plain cornflakes = woodshavings = bland (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 30, 14:11:00
        
        I like cornflakes (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 30, 14:11:31
        
        me too (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 30, 14:12:31
        
        (crunch, crunch) (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 30, 14:13:58
        
        frosties or crunchy nut cornflakes have some taste, unlike (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 30, 14:14:40
        
        they taste of sugar (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 30, 14:15:20
        
        In all fairness, if a cereal isn't high fibre it's offically For K (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 14:23:19
        
        ids. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 14:23:44
        
        dont diss golden nuggets, or klondyke pete will getcha! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 30, 14:55:43
        
        Frosties are shit too, and I'm not scared of that fucking tiger. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 14:59:27
        
        I like Special Ks. The new oat and honey one is good. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 30, 14:25:10
        
        correct (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 30, 14:19:54
        
        god no! coco pops are the best.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 30, 14:18:36
      - a grouse is better than a magpie. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 30, 13:57:59
        
        Ack! Forgot: solo maggers sighting this morning. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 13:59:17
        
        two for me. (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 30, 14:00:00
        
        nothing.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 30, 14:07:10
        
        will be interesting to see how the magpies react (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 30, 14:13:17
        
        one big magpie/ferret love in..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 30, 14:15:32
        
        Onny ponny time a mate of mine found he'd got a mouse living in his kitchen (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 30, 14:20:06
        
        thats beautiful. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 30, 14:26:07
        
        He'll have to get a dog to chase out the cat. If he ends up with a horse in his kitchen (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 14:25:02
        
        Have. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 14:11:44
        
        fairly certain it will taste better (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 30, 13:59:13
- Uninstall, then reinstall from here. 8.5 is now out. In English. (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 30, 13:41:17
  - Peachy. Ta! (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Mar 30, 13:44:44
- veilig = safe. niet veilig = not safe. There you go (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 13:38:48
- I hope you get a virus and your computer dies (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 30, 13:30:38
  - I think this is what used to be known as a blub, ladies and gentlemen (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 30, 13:44:27
    - Yep. Bluborama. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 13:48:38
      - ... (General Chat) - King, Mar 30, 13:57:49
        
        Your misses has let herself go a bit (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 14:01:39
        
        LMAOAM (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Mar 30, 14:13:17
  - Thanks for the advice (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Mar 30, 13:36:28
    - Thanks for ruining Lost for me last night (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 30, 13:38:06
      - presumably this.... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 30, 13:46:55
        
        ARGHHHH Megson DO NOT OPEN THIS^^^^^^^^^^^ (General Chat) - megson, Mar 30, 14:08:51
        
        ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Its killing me (General Chat) - megson, Mar 30, 14:12:01
        
        He like got totally owned (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 14:00:36
        
        I'm King not God (General Chat) - King, Mar 30, 14:11:08
What I hate most about TV Drama (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 30, 13:16:35
- Not much of that in House. House is great, and Hugh Lauries is in it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 13:18:35
  - Oh, that's rubbish as well (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 30, 13:57:51
    - Haven't you heard of HBO?! (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 30, 14:13:01
      - ?? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 30, 14:16:52
        
        I'm just highlighting your cultural chauvinism (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 30, 14:20:40
        
        A few episodes (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 30, 14:27:39
        
        "Waking the Dead"! (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 30, 14:31:54
        
        Are they that ludicrous? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 30, 15:02:19
        
        you'll love the interplay between characters on The Wire right off then (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 30, 15:10:12
        
        Fuck (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 30, 15:19:03
        
        The best bits in Waking the Dead are when Beardy and Barbara Off The Royle Family (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 14:46:38
        
        Hollyoaks is brilliant, though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 14:26:54
  - I'm seriously going to kill you. Of death. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 30, 13:19:51
Ace Ceramics (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 12:35:44
- well the website is impressive.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 30, 12:39:22
  - Hare gew lut (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 12:43:23
    - (if the pic is blank just press Search Maps again (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 12:44:57
      - it was a google map of Norwich and then my tinternet crashed! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 30, 13:00:47
        
        It wasn't just you, it was everyone's internet. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 13:01:52
        
        Even mine? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 30, 13:03:45
        
        Yep. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 13:06:06
        
        must be to do with earth hour! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 30, 13:10:35
Tonight, BBC2 11:20pm, if you aren't on it already (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 30, 12:09:03
- Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeet (n/m) (General Chat) - Clay Davis, Mar 30, 13:04:31
  - no doubt (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 30, 13:12:59
- Hmmm (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 30, 12:59:13
  - they normally last about an hour actually (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 30, 13:30:01
  - Yeah, they do nowt for me either. Mind you I don't watch tv drama (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 30, 13:12:06
  - me too! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 30, 13:02:09
    - mostly all shit. only one i liked was uk one, spooks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 30, 13:11:28
- Ta, think I might give this a go (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 12:13:43
  - it will take 3-4 episodes to really get into (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 30, 12:19:34
    - cool, it's on at a time that's really good background noise for me (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 13:27:48
      - ah... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 30, 13:37:39
      - Sounds like it's a full-attention thing though, not background stuff. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 13:31:13
    - And possibly 3 or 4 episodes to even get some of it! (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 30, 12:27:47
      - Yeah, it was only when i got to 7-8 of series 1 did i become hooked (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 30, 12:28:52
- It's on every night this week as well. (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 30, 12:11:36
  - Is it just on every night this week then on once a week? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 12:13:11
    - Every night I think (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 30, 12:28:41
      - (And you need to watch every episode really) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 30, 12:29:40
        
        (and every minute of every episode) (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 30, 12:32:55
        
        (and every second of every minute) (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 30, 13:15:05
    - No idea to be honest. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 30, 12:14:00
      - dum di dum, lots of things to watch, I've got prison break season one at home to try (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 12:17:31
        
        Careful, i'm still behind! Watched the one where they find (General Chat) - megson, Mar 30, 12:48:21
        
        after King decided it would be funny to ruin it for me (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 30, 12:44:56
        
        oh, naughty (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 13:51:16
        
        Yep. It's all fucking wared now (as if it wasnt before). Need to watch it again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 30, 12:29:33
- Ah! Cheers for the reminder. Been wondering what all the fuss has been about. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 30, 12:11:10
FAO AB (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 15:04:40
- No, not if I was running today, but I'm not. If I was running today it'd be something (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 15:10:34
- surely he should be doing protein shakes (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 15:05:03
  - haha. Yeah I was thinking something similar (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 15:05:50
    - It's a ridiculous training philosophy (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 15:12:36
      - See above, I'm not running today. I don't need carbs to burn. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 15:18:05
Wassit loike in the Eagle Newmarket Road ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Beerswiller, Mar 27, 14:28:27
- Thass orlight, entut. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:41:05
  - overspill of unthank arms intut. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 14:50:14
    - Not really, much more Ruperty than the Unthank Arms. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:53:54
      - cant get much more ruperty.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 15:04:21
        
        I don't think it's as bad now. (General Chat) - Small, Mar 27, 15:07:35
        
        It's all estate agents and swankers (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:21:33
      - Just glad it's still there (General Chat) - Small, Mar 27, 14:59:51
  - fuck off, Kevin (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 14:48:42
  - landlords a nice bloke too (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 14:43:28
- It's nice (General Chat) - Small, Mar 27, 14:32:08
- It was where I did the bulk of my underage drinking (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 14:31:58
  - was pontious still a pilot? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 14:33:35
- its ok, never had a meal but thr pub seems ok (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 14:29:18
  - its great - had a birthday meal for 12 last sat night there.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 14:31:22
Lemon glazed Crayfish, Rocket Salad, Falafel and sun dried tomato wrap with olive humus (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 12:45:52
- Chilli and a pint o'Guinness (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 14:03:38
  - With Alan Lee and Phil Mulryne (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 14:09:53
    - to be sure (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 14:14:33
- Baked Potato skins (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Mar 27, 13:44:30
  - ^^^ FAO AB ^^^ (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 13:58:06
    - I know. I could cry. And look at Scrammers ^^^^^. Chilli and Stout. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:04:59
      - have I missed something? are you on a diet AB? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 14:11:29
        
        I am doing another one of them runs. Sheffield Half-Marathon, 26th April (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:37:57
        
        Isn't he in training for one of his Fun Runs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 27, 14:29:24
        
        Yep ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:41:50
        
        You missed the fact that he is a GIRL (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 14:25:36
        
        Beastly man. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:42:54
      - smoked salmon sandwich and napple (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 14:05:48
        
        napple, norange and a nannana. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 27, 14:11:08
- Blueberries with yoggit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:33:37
  - ha ha ha ha ha. Even worse than we could possibly have imagined. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 13:45:13
    - (You know, if Id been less busy, I was gonna try and make up what lunch AB would be having (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 13:47:06
  - Ooooo how YUMSTERS!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tarquin Felcher, Mar 27, 13:42:38
  - poi (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 13:34:00
    - Where. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:37:31
      - blueberries (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 13:41:46
        
        bet they were dutch blueberries (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 13:45:52
        
        ... (General Chat) - King, Mar 27, 13:53:34
        
        Chilean, I just checked the pack. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:48:41
        
        did you forget to buy an entire course? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 13:50:58
        
        do you remember when that was really in (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 14:12:29
        
        Get fucked. "Blueberries" is not poi. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:45:16
        
        One species of blueberry grows wild on the hill in Scotland (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 13:56:52
        
        My Mum used to grow blueberries on her allotment down Bluebell Road. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:02:11
        
        there's a blueberry farm in Norfolk (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 14:13:17
- Sushi (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 27, 13:04:29
  - worms in guts. nuff said (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 13:05:49
    - sex with lisa riley? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 27, 13:10:05
      - Christ almighty, I so wish I hadn't googled that :-((( (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 27, 13:18:48
        
        ^now, that's a poi! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 13:23:19
        
        ;-), ;-), ;-), ;-), ;-), ;-), ;-), (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 27, 13:56:53
        
        that's, like, soooooooooooo an ?ber-poi (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 13:33:44
        
        Yeah, he is like so busted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 27, 13:42:53
      - roflol (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 27, 13:12:27
- Zupa pomidorowa i kotlet schabowy z ziemniakami (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Mar 27, 13:03:21
  - tomater soup, cutlet of pig, something? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 13:05:06
    - "tomater" (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 27, 13:21:22
      - I think he meant 'tomarter' (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 13:23:03
        
        you say Tomarter he says tomater......retro songs rock!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 27, 13:37:32
    - Spuds (General Chat) - King, Mar 27, 13:05:48
      - polish? Spuds in serb is krompir but i got the gist of the rest (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 13:06:45
        
        Yarp that be polski (General Chat) - King, Mar 27, 13:13:44
- ham, cucumber sarnies with salad cream (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 12:59:46
  - What are the Victoria Pendleton "complications"? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:13:24
    - she could snap you in halves with her olympic theighs (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 13:37:05
      - Good. I thought she was on the other bus for a minute. That would never do. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:38:31
        
        she's probably 'BI' as in bicycle (n/m) (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 13:40:29
        
        Who isn't? Any hole's a goal. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:41:30
  - I hear you love lunchboxes (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 13:01:01
    - Steve in Neanderthals; stop pimping my thread (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 13:01:55
  - good man (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 13:00:58
- Did you go to Shears, the underground hairdressers? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 12:50:52
  - Fraid not as I had to abandon my haircut plans due to SEX (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 12:53:34
- double cheese burger from the greezy cafe! (General Chat) - ingi, Mar 27, 12:50:28
- Yeah but where did you get your hair cut... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 27, 12:50:26
  - ^^^^ see above (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 12:54:13
- you managed to find your way home then? (General Chat) - Small, Mar 27, 12:49:41
  - yup, i used my "MEMORY" (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 12:51:20
- Mushy peas are for deviants. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 12:47:30
  - hooked (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 12:48:21
    - noticce he's not telling what he had for lunch, either (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 12:52:25
      - Splattered fuck, hard onions, squealing redfish, shy twert, half a crumbling flushcake, (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 12:58:52
      - Hent had anything yet. Had a napple for elevenses if that helps. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 12:56:44
      - indeed (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 12:55:50
Caption competition (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 27, 12:04:10
- Please welcome the president and vice-president of the... (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 27, 12:21:37
- CB41 and Tombs annouce their engagement. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 12:20:11
  - No f***in chance - once bitten forever shy. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 27, 12:21:57
- "Neeeeiiiiigh" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 12:17:15
- No, it's true, Garry Brooke really is gay" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 27, 12:16:53
- Gordon Brown and The Princess Royal (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 27, 12:14:32
  - Excellent, quick learning, very quick learner (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 27, 12:15:54
- OFFICIAL: "Two heads not always better than one." (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 27, 12:11:50
- Gordon "I love photoshop" (General Chat) - pants, Mar 27, 12:11:33
- Gordon Brown and Princess Anne (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 12:09:10
  - Good. To the point and punchy. (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 27, 12:10:15
victoria pendleton (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 11:28:33
- Yep. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 11:29:46
  - Doesn't sound like it from this (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 27, 11:54:25
    - they don't have left turners in the daily mail (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 11:59:09
  - She turns left (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 11:30:10
    - Don't they all? (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 27, 11:55:43
- No. I'm gay apparently. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 27, 11:29:16
  - ...and so do you. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 11:30:21
    - Not you as well! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 27, 11:32:12
This sounds the sort of thing the government should be busying itself with... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 27, 11:06:24
- exactly what I said when the news woke me up this morning (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 11:11:50
- Abolish catholics? It's been tried before, I seem to remember. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 11:08:28
  - Well, abolish all religions actually (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 27, 11:11:06
  - true....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 11:10:44
'Nothing good ever came out of bloodyy Norfolk'. Discuss (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 11:04:21
- Bishee barnabees. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 27, 11:43:56
- Woodforde's fine ales. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 11:37:12
- Robert Kett (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 11:34:26
  - I was just about to say that. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 27, 11:38:35
- Gary Brooke (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 27, 11:30:16
  - It's fucking Garry!!!!!!!!!! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 27, 11:34:08
    - I know you're out and proud now, but there's no need to brag. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 27, 11:38:56
- The King's. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 11:29:48
- The words 'shink' and 'shew'. (He shew me that, the arther day dittee). (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 11:27:36
  - And "driv". (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 11:28:48
    - driv is fenland too (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 11:38:54
      - and "frit" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 27, 11:56:48
        
        Yes, and 'frit'. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 11:59:29
        
        "At roight frit oi up. Oi coulda shit." (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 11:57:57
        
        and "trit" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 27, 12:00:32
        
        and "tret" (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 12:07:27
        
        "I tret im to a trit" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 27, 12:11:39
        
        ..and 'walk up' (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 12:10:50
        
        Is "young old boy" used in Norfolk or is that just Cambridge (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 27, 12:15:04
        
        Had the same thing at Colman First. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 12:13:50
    - Yes, and 'driv'. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 11:31:24
    - And snew. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 27, 11:30:41
      - "luds arn 'em" meaning "load of them" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 11:35:55
        
        Wep and "Fuckern Warz" meaning "Really, that is surprising." (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 27, 11:38:11
        
        And "Wep" meaning "Yep" (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 27, 11:38:39
      - Yes, and 'snew'. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 11:34:48
- Famous people born in Norfolk: (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 27, 11:21:24
  - George VI! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 11:23:53
    - God save the Nazi's more like in his case. The daft Nazi. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 27, 11:29:44
    - I used to play in the swimming pool of the house that Diana was born in (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 27, 11:26:42
    - another .... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 11:26:27
  - to be proud of: (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 11:23:45
    - It's the bicentennial of Tom Paine's death. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 27, 11:48:59
      - I went to his school (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 11:59:41
    - and Mylene. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 27, 11:24:30
      - And Boudicca. She sent them Roomans a packin'. First person to say "git orf moi land." (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 27, 11:28:25
- colmans mustard - this biz, john tickle - also the biz. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 11:11:37
- me - but I came back again (n/m) (General Chat) - south, Mar 27, 11:10:38
- Stephen Frys, Cathy Dennises. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 11:05:16
  - Stephen Fry wunt born in Norfolk so he dunt really count (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 11:14:53
    - Moved to Norfolk while young enough to be impressionable. Therefore counts. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 11:21:06
  - Kettle Chips (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 27, 11:06:27
    - KETTLE CHIPS! And Lotus Cars. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 11:07:24
      - They're not even Chips (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 11:12:49
      - but weren't kettle chips merkin originally (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 11:12:09
        
        Trivial, there's a bigger picture to concentrate on. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 11:14:37
        
        Unilever Mustard. Good old Dutch mosterd. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 11:16:32
        
        Terrible argument. Proton own Lotus. Does that mean Hethel is in fucking Malaysia? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 11:22:19
        
        yehbut your question was 'came out of' (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 11:18:03
        
        lotus cars, originally (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Mar 27, 11:24:00
        
        Mylene Klass (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 27, 11:20:30
        
        and my good self (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 11:18:25
        
        a porn-obsessed rugby-for-pooves coaching naturalised clogster. Hmmm. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 11:20:09
        
        (But not Colman's American Style Mild Fairy Mustard) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 11:15:39
        
        Salem. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 11:13:40
        
        Fuggern wars. And Unilever owns Colman's. And Lotus owned by Proton. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 11:16:03
My birthday today and off to spend the weekend in Berlin. (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 27, 09:35:34
- Olympic Stadium is well worth a visit (General Chat) - mr carra, Mar 27, 10:07:19
  - yep - me and pape diop...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 10:10:44
- Happy birthday! We enjoyed Berlin, we were a bit WW2 touristy though (General Chat) - megson, Mar 27, 10:03:35
  - Oh and checkpoint charlie was interesting. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 27, 10:04:26
    - not to mention the bierhauses and whores. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 10:11:46
      - I was there on honeymoon so.....................! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 27, 10:56:45
        
        your missus bought you a threesome as a wedding present? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 11:01:39
- huppy barfdee. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 09:55:22
- Berlin isn't really Germany in the same way (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 09:53:03
  - Hitler's bunker is under a residential car park. Nothing to see whatsoever (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 27, 09:56:46
    - I know. I've looked for it the last two times and didn't manage. Half-heartedly to be fair (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 09:58:00
      - saw a documentry on sky, isnt it now covered by.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 10:02:12
        
        that's Chantry (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 10:03:05
        
        depends........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 10:05:16
      - Do one of the walking tours that leaves from Zoo - lasts about 5 hours (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 27, 10:00:41
        
        Last time I was there was last year for this (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 10:06:55
  - Holland is (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 09:53:30
    - What ? Really Germany ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 09:56:57
- I'm going there Wednesday (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 09:50:58
- Berlin is pretty shit (General Chat) - SnakePitSteve, Mar 27, 09:48:25
- Many happy returns. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 27, 09:45:09
- happy buffday (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 09:41:37
  - Oh yes, where are my manners? Happy bday lurd (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 09:45:49
    - um well my mates used to call me 'bird' cos i've got a bit of a beak nose (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 27, 09:54:54
      - Mate of mine was like that at a similar age - we called him Trill. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 09:57:26
        
        Oh and Happy Buffday, beaky. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 09:57:41
        
        Yeah, happy returns Big Nose (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 09:58:23
        
        Haha thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 27, 09:59:16
        
        ..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 10:04:12
- does he know? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 09:41:12
- If raising your arm to point at a passing aeroplane, remember to extend one finger (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 09:40:44
  - Norfolk people are always pointing at the metal birds. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 09:41:19
    - quite a lot of them in the Jarrold Stand (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 09:51:26
      - Oi!!!!!!!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 09:53:07
        
        you must see them then (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 10:08:27
        
        that's us (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 10:13:31
        
        or AB in his coat (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 10:25:25
- Don't mention the war. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 09:38:06
Top 10 favourite albums ever, criteria is they must all be albums you only ever listen to (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 17:13:50
- OK, so without looking at Otto's list I'm going to guess his top 5 (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 26, 18:09:08
  - genuine lol, poor Otto (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 18:10:11
    - He's getting all bitchy because his incontinence pads aren't working properly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 26, 18:13:12
      - I always know I've stung you when you resort to mocking my incontinence (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 26, 18:17:41
        
        Aim for the bowl this time. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 26, 18:19:34
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 26, 18:59:30
      - And he was hoping Abba Gold would slip through the wrath radar (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 18:14:52
        
        No chance. He's just resentful because I'm WAY cooler than he is. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 26, 18:17:23
        
        u fink ur so hard beatin up OG, but we all no wotz on ur ipod (General Chat) - Skinner, Mar 26, 18:25:25
        
        Easily the best post on here today (General Chat) - pants, Mar 26, 19:00:09
        
        I heard you got drunk on Snakebite and tried to suck Andy Walters' cock. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 26, 18:26:53
  - Idiot! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 26, 18:10:03
    - ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 26, 18:43:24
- Oh, go on then ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 26, 18:03:38
  - I love Captain Beefheart (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 18:08:35
- The Streets - A grand dont come for free (General Chat) - ingi, Mar 26, 18:02:00
  - Don't want to get into a big streets argument, as have had too many (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 18:06:35
    - Mike Skinners a genius. Lyrics are inspirational, many can relate to him (General Chat) - ingi, Mar 26, 18:11:31
      - What about the one that goes on about you're so fit or something? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 18:13:26
        
        yeh have to say thats my least favourite but seemed popular with the chavs (General Chat) - ingi, Mar 26, 18:15:55
- Talking Heads Little Creatures; AC/DC Back in Black; Pink Floyd The Wall (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 26, 17:45:56
  - Abba Gold, hang your head in shame OG (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 17:46:39
    - Abba are brilliant and I will defend them to the end!! (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 26, 17:51:30
      - .... (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 26, 17:57:07
        
        ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 18:06:08
        
        brilly unt (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 26, 19:09:14
      - young boy in seventies at all boys school (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 26, 17:52:38
        
        First object of lust (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 26, 18:03:02
        
        I was thinking exactly the same thing (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 17:57:23
      - I hate them with a passion but they are better then anything that is classed as pop music (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 17:52:23
- my top 3 most listened to... (General Chat) - dear prudence, Mar 26, 17:40:40
  - i like Sugar - Copper Blue (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 18:22:50
  - Fucking I forgot about the existence of the band Sugar (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 17:43:54
    - I love Bob Mould in all his incarnations (n/m) (General Chat) - dear prudence, Mar 26, 17:49:15
      - What else did he do? I'm having flashbacks of a concert with Sugar, the senseless (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 17:51:37
        
        Husker Du, I loved Belly, saw them thrice. (n/m) (General Chat) - dear prudence, Mar 26, 18:00:11
  - Boo Radleys. I reckon I know how old you are. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 17:41:45
    - Why, didn't the Boo Radley's form in the mid 90's? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 17:45:18
      - 92 was the first proper album (n/m) (General Chat) - dear prudence, Mar 26, 17:47:37
        
        Was that with Wake up and stuck in amber? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 17:49:15
        
        Nope 'Everything's Alright forever' - Wake Up was about 95/96 I think (n/m) (General Chat) - dear prudence, Mar 26, 17:51:01
        
        Ah that was the 1st album I listened to of theirs. Suppose that's when they got a bit (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 17:53:37
        
        Giant steps still sounds fresh, deserved better recognition (General Chat) - dear prudence, Mar 26, 18:02:11
    - Good guess Sir (General Chat) - dear prudence, Mar 26, 17:42:54
- Wired for Sound - Cliff Richards (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 26, 17:35:40
- The Best of the Seekers (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 26, 17:25:15
  - You, young lady, are far too young to remember The Seekers. (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 26, 17:31:15
    - I absolutely love The Seekers (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 26, 17:45:47
      - Has he done some well nasty innit questions for Doomie? (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 26, 17:46:52
        
        too too busy (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 26, 17:51:56
        
        Boo (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 26, 18:04:22
  - The Heat Seekers? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 26, 17:26:33
    - The Drifters (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 17:31:17
- can't be arsed with 10, but (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 17:24:14
  - The one with Steven Seagal? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 17:31:00
    - I don't get that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 17:32:41
      - Don't worry, rubbish joke about a rubbish film starring Steven Seagal called Nico (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 17:46:10
- crimminy! top ten???? far too difficult (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 26, 17:22:20
  - Were you impressed that I was man enough to admit to the Beautiful South one? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 17:23:45
    - not really (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 26, 17:25:52
      - I like Beautiful South - clever mix of catchy songs and dark lyrics (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 26, 17:32:10
        
        Yeah was well into Paul Heaton's lyrics as a kid. Back then lyrics meant more to me than (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 17:41:40
        
        I saw him at Latitude last year and he was ace. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 18:07:38
        
        Everyone on here has been going on about Latitude, what's so good about it? (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 18:11:42
        
        It's more than a music festival... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 18:37:35
        
        How stringent is the security? I don't want to perpetuate my slacker stoner persona on (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 18:47:35
        
        security guards take your personal supply (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 26, 18:56:29
        
        You do get the odd Posh Rob though (General Chat) - Small, Mar 26, 18:40:52
      - I get so much stick that I have to keep the albums hidden when people come round (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 17:30:12
        
        How strange (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 17:34:03
        
        Also, I would never hide any album I liked. Why on earth should you be (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 26, 17:35:58
        
        translates as 'I Like Antony & the Johnsons, Interpol and Scissor Sister' (n/m) (General Chat) - dear prudence, Mar 26, 17:45:59
        
        Not literally.......... (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 17:39:43
- Prefer Cold Water Music to Hinterland. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 17:16:38
  - I'm the opposite. (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 17:19:08
  - None at all? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 17:17:56
- i don't have any albums that fit that criteria (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 17:15:39
  - Sorry meant it here, none at all? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 17:18:15
    - nope, i like to shuffle my music up into one great big mess (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 18:18:50
      - I'd forgotten about Leftfield, loved Leftism for ages (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 18:22:52
        
        go dig it out a do a listen (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 18:30:49
The Wrath is like a sort of Wikipedia. I learn who all sorts of (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 26, 16:52:05
- i've just learned that the bloke what sits next to me at work has grown a beard (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 16:57:53
  - I once had a beard and the day I shaved it off and left a tache,every one at work kept (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 26, 17:01:11
  - must be awful if you don't want one, getting to about 3 in the afternoon (General Chat) - pants, Mar 26, 16:59:08
    - I really struggle with it (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 26, 17:06:52
      - Haha, I shave once every 3 days (General Chat) - pants, Mar 26, 17:09:17
        
        every day for me and I'm still a bit of a bluebeard by mid afternoon (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 17:12:19
        
        Am similarly poncey with shaving accoutrements, (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 17:19:28
        
        Cliffy won it (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 17:11:01
        
        By cheating! (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 26, 17:20:55
        
        Found it (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 26, 17:22:38
- We should rename it Wrathirpedia (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 16:53:06
David Neilsen is quite a colourful character isn't he .... (Other Football) - jimbo, Mar 26, 16:48:34
- His explanation for the assault was that (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 16:51:11
  - How can you decide to "break someone's shitting legs like sticks" but then only punch them (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 16:53:35
    - It is a bit, isn't it (Other Football) - CB41, Mar 26, 16:55:34
- Imagine if we gave him a short term contract? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 26, 16:49:40
Mmm, well The Saturdays appear to be a shite pop group along the lines of another (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 26, 15:58:57
- Me neever (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 26, 16:04:35
  - Incorrect (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 26, 16:07:31
    - great music (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 26, 16:13:43
    - ^^^never heard of the nolan sisters then (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 26, 16:13:39
    - I'll raise you prog rock (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 16:11:56
      - had its place. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 26, 16:14:12
        
        Ah, but does it meet your "not much wrong with" criteria? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 16:19:02
        
        OK then (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 26, 16:23:13
        
        Basically, prog is dull dull dull (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 16:34:32
        
        So what you're saying (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 26, 16:40:06
        
        I'm saying near all prog rock bands fucked it up (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 16:53:27
        
        Part of me was hoping that someone would barge into my carelessly-left trap (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 26, 17:02:01
        
        Hoho (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 17:32:38
        
        You set that trap for me, dincher? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 17:15:40
        
        only cos OG's not around:-( (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 26, 17:04:10
        
        Crikey, are you saying that all music liked by Christians is shit? (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 26, 16:58:17
        
        I'm being facetious of course (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 17:41:19
        
        Is this where I get to say 'OWNED'? (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 26, 16:33:07
        
        See above (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 16:35:08
  - Why are wags not called wogs? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 26, 16:07:07
    - because 'and' doesn't begin with 'o' (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 16:11:30
      - Yebbut, wouldn't 'or' be mopre accurate (General Chat) - megson, Mar 26, 16:26:04
        
        When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 26, 16:38:27
        
        well WAG was used because it was a group of Wives and Girlfriends (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 26, 16:29:06
- Shit and I wasted all that time grooming you on the wrath (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 16:01:57
  - chortle (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 26, 16:04:38
  - Blimey, and there was me thinking you were a gayer (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 26, 16:03:24
    - No such thing, gay and straight are merely words within society made up by humans that has (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 16:26:42
      - No wonder Russell Crowes was moody all the time, if his arsehole had been torn asunder. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 16:41:53
        
        GSG (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 26, 16:43:28
The Wrath is a bit crap lately, don't you think ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 15:53:53
- He's an old skool tickler for you (General Chat) - pants, Mar 26, 15:57:13
  - took a minute, that, but chuckles in the end (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 26, 15:58:14
    - I see you've approached AB about the esses (General Chat) - pants, Mar 26, 16:05:04
      - I honestly haven't got a clue what you're talking about. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 16:12:30
        
        here you are (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 26, 16:21:29
        
        What does? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 16:23:29
        
        hang on...... l can help there..... (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 26, 16:16:31
      - I hadn't realised (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 26, 16:08:42
        
        When you're sorting em out and you get to me (General Chat) - pants, Mar 26, 16:48:38
- agree mate (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 26, 15:55:46
  - which footballers would you like to (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 15:57:36
    - diego forlan (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 26, 15:58:12
      - He works in The Garden House (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 26, 16:17:43
      - You're right, although I think I wouldn't be able to stop thinking of (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 16:00:02
        
        lol (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 26, 16:11:50
- It's the cuppa-tea-no effect (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 26, 15:55:29
- Yeah I blame Suggs (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 15:55:23
  - So do I. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 26, 15:58:50
Chablis Croft (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 15:48:00
- Lee Croft Original (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 15:48:20
Johnny Gavi (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 15:31:07
- Gavi di Gavi (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 26, 15:37:59
- Nice! (n/m) (General Chat) - woody, Mar 26, 15:35:10
OK: let's make things a bit more priapic. Say all of Girls Aloud quit and go solo (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 26, 15:22:02
- i wouldn't know who any of them were (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 26, 15:58:04
  - you know cheryl coles (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 26, 16:06:08
- amanda donohoe (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 26, 15:42:24
  - amanda huggenkiss (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 16:00:21
  - georgie thompson (n/m) (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 26, 15:45:11
    - amanda byram (n/m) (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 26, 15:48:36
      - I thought you were a Bumsexualist (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 26, 15:51:01
        
        nope you're thinking about garry brooke (n/m) (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 26, 15:57:21
        
        I'm not having this. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 26, 16:46:57
- Lucy Verasamy (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 26, 15:40:11
- Melissa Theuriau (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 26, 15:36:39
- Glenn Maderios (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 15:35:25
  - You Wally. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 26, 15:44:30
    - Sorry thought this was the 80's singer/cake XI (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 15:50:55
- Abbey Clancey (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 26, 15:34:09
  - Yep. Abbey Clancey (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 26, 15:35:25
- And the girl out of 'The Jumper' or whatever it was called (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 26, 15:31:29
- Megan Foxes! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 26, 15:29:22
  - Oh yes indeed. She's in. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 26, 15:47:58
- Rushes off to look up "priapic" (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 26, 15:29:01
  - Dear oh dear (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 26, 15:34:07
  - Not going to open any links detailing what priapic is. (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 26, 15:31:20
  - see here (General Chat) - woody, Mar 26, 15:30:43
    - or here (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 26, 15:34:37
    - Or here (General Chat) - woody, Mar 26, 15:33:15
  - (can you tell me what it means when you get back? Ta) (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 26, 15:29:24
- Vanessa Feltz (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 26, 15:27:22
  - As in Velcro? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 26, 15:29:25
- Connie Hucks (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 15:24:55
  - I'm not gonna google image that pic again, but oh yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 26, 15:29:52
- That one out of the Saturdays (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 26, 15:23:08
  - Rushes off to find out who or what The Saturdays are (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 26, 15:30:04
    - Stop rushing around, you'll do yourself a mischief (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 26, 15:34:15
  - Short dark hair? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 15:26:15
    - The one that used to be in S Club Junior? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 26, 15:28:54
      - sounds like Old Git's type (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 15:31:03
    - SFW linkage. Purely research purposes (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 26, 15:27:34
    - Yes. Oh yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 26, 15:27:25
complete FU**WIT/technophobe requires help (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Mar 26, 13:44:31
- your whole systemm need cleaning, i suggest giving it a bath (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 14:52:54
- Call geek squad (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 14:38:09
- ha ha I did that to my laptop a while back (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 13:47:57
  - That's called the Viagra Overdose error (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 26, 14:26:09
- turn your monitor 90 degrees anticlockwise (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 26, 13:47:42
  - ***warning*** (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 26, 13:56:22
    - under no circumstances hold the 'alt gr' key and then the '-->' key (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 26, 14:39:08
  - thanks for that - now what do i do about the spilt tea and broken picture (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Mar 26, 13:54:21
- I think you can just click on it and drag it back to the bottom of the screen, can't you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 13:46:26
  - Unless you are a mongtard. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 13:47:29
    - mongtard f**kwit whatever - bloody annoying though little sods (n/m) (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Mar 26, 13:50:12
      - you sorted it? (General Chat) - pants, Mar 26, 14:31:06
        
        Have you tried turning it off and on again? (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 26, 14:33:42
    - oops. That filter held me up for a while. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 13:48:52
Fierce Panda. Poster formerly known as..... (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 26, 13:38:42
- I'm still here (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 26, 14:22:37
  - appearances can be (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 26, 14:35:13
  - Was that "Jimbo" rather than "jimbo"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 14:28:21
    - I'm sure this is 'the' jimbo (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 26, 15:01:28
    - did I fall out with the wrong person (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 26, 14:47:10
    - my pantsbot has broken (n/m) (General Chat) - Tron, Mar 26, 14:40:38
- spiderman (n/m) (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 26, 14:05:31
- "I think it is either Squiz, Clare, Camcan, or Brandonio". (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 26, 13:58:42
  - all of them have breasts, anyway. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 14:05:32
    - Brandonio has breasts? Moobs? (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 26, 14:13:36
      - I take it you've not seen THE photo ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 14:21:48
        
        No, i have not seen THE photo. (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 26, 14:44:20
- I ask because he/she seems to have a "beef" with me..... (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 26, 13:54:33
- Spartacus (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 26, 13:50:40
- Asparagus Spears. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 13:48:23
- He's either blindasabat or tomblander - can't remember which though (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 13:42:59
  - neither of those (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 26, 13:48:23
    - Whoosh (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 13:57:15
      - or was that a double bluff triple whoosh on me? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 13:57:43
    - he was called Asparagus Spears before though (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 13:49:42
      - Oh really? Well that was before my time (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 26, 13:51:33
        
        you were coldplay then innit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 26, 15:58:22
        
        No it's not (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 26, 14:12:38
Uphill paper round ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 13:31:30
- 'no such despot had been made' (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 26, 14:01:06
  - that's a Word spell check error, that is (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 14:11:54
    - it's known as the Cupertino effect (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 26, 14:18:32
      - I love you, Dave (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 26, 14:23:03
        
        love you too (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 26, 14:35:03
        
        Yes I do (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 26, 14:40:46
        
        my uncle lives in morar (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 26, 14:44:26
        
        Practice, basically (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 26, 14:53:18
        
        cheers for the tips (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 26, 15:12:14
        
        Only one lure at a time (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 26, 15:20:24
        
        His suite is (very) dark brown, so he wants a CREAM shirt, not a WHITE one. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 15:00:48
        
        great film (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 26, 15:14:52
        
        Yes, cream (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 26, 15:08:53
        
        "Suite" ffs? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 15:02:33
    - Now would be an appropriate moment for a load of froth about Archant job losses. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 14:13:53
      - Damn, rumbled (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 26, 14:18:04
        
        Well, it gets on my tits. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 14:24:29
        
        Mine too, a bit. Why do people on ehre keep going on about it? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 14:39:26
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 26, 14:04:46
- Scum. Sub-human scum. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 26, 13:36:48
  - That's my mum you're having a go at (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 13:37:39
    - I've never had a go on your Mum. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 26, 13:39:50
      - I have. She done a trump. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 13:40:25
        
        Front or back bum? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 26, 13:43:29
        
        Back, up in the air. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 14:02:58
        
        Multi-tasking. Good old girl. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 26, 14:06:04
        
        and left or right ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 13:47:47
        
        Queef or Quack? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 26, 13:50:05
  - milf (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 13:37:24
Surely we dunt have no intanachnuls. Whay aren't we playing this weekend? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 26, 12:37:46
- Marshall's Scotland's number 3 (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 12:39:18
- klingern plays for a forrin team (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 26, 12:38:40
  - Blimey, they must be really shit. Egg chasers still play league games (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 26, 12:40:31
    - because intl rugby makes more money than club rugby ... (NCFC) - mr carra, Mar 26, 13:09:43
    - H'int it because football hs more internationals at once, and more international players? (NCFC) - megson, Mar 26, 12:47:37
      - that and no one really gives 2 shits about club rugby (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 12:50:21
        
        Mmm, Welford Road has a capacity of 17,498 and is sold out for every game. (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 26, 12:55:18
        
        Happy to say I haev no idea who play at Welford rd (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 12:57:07
        
        Nestles have a big plant in York (Head Office, perhaps?), and they also make KitKats (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 13:51:36
        
        Is it a yukka tree? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 13:54:52
        
        i sense a fuck up in the sponsorship department there (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 26, 13:01:01
        
        Yebut she probably did it on purpose bean as how (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 26, 13:02:21
        
        and her name was Kat? (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 26, 13:04:30
        
        My son will only drink his tea out of his Yorkie mug... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 26, 13:03:28
        
        Leicester (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 26, 12:59:49
        
        Yes. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 26, 12:58:32
    - egg chaysun is only for 80 minnerts (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 26, 12:43:38
      - Yebut, they dunt have to have the living crap beaten out of them for 80 minuts (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 26, 12:46:34
the Darts XI at the end really isn't Michael's finest hour... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 12:12:23
- Really, they made me smile a little. the BIG thing from that though is doc's little (NCFC) - megson, Mar 26, 12:23:32
  - i like the fact that they've got their own 'yoof club' thing going on (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 12:25:44
    - I wonder if there's a reckut player in the corner that you can stack 5 singles on? The top (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 12:27:13
      - I'd rather look at Dawn Arses Pratt (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 26, 12:30:28
  - Fotheringham would throw his darts either sideways or into the crowd. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 26, 12:25:14
    - Marsh will drop the occasional one (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 12:27:30
  - he doesn't even understand the rules of a XI (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 26, 12:24:39
- Oh I don't know. "Crofty the Throwman" is genius. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 12:15:44
  - It's SHIT. Utter fucking shit!!!!!!! Shit!!!!! (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 26, 12:24:52
    - *stands up and claps in agreement* (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 26, 12:25:47
  - 'On The Oche' Gary Doherty (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 12:17:32
- No, should have let WOTB sort that one out. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 12:15:10
  - the real skill in a XI is choosing the topic (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 26, 12:19:55
    - ... which would have been shit (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 26, 12:23:42
      - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 12:27:41
The Apprentice sets new first night viewing figures record according to the paper (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 26, 11:36:23
- tbh Alan Sugar has 14 so called ''high flyers'' all of whom would have a high charge out (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 26, 11:44:49
  - the whole point of last nights task was (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 26, 12:44:16
    - is a reply to charles below not LOJ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 26, 12:46:05
  - I always fail to see what sending them cleaning proves (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 26, 11:50:48
    - nail on head - UGLY really did shine through and that's why Sugar fingered her. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 26, 11:51:27
      - I said before the board meeting he'd pick her (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 26, 11:52:58
        
        So did I. Cos she had a face that looked like it had melted and moved towards the centre (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 26, 11:58:54
        
        have you noticed that the blond one talks out of the side of her mouth (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 26, 12:03:02
        
        She looks like Heather Millses off of Paul McCartneys (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 26, 12:06:22
        
        I didn't pick up on her wooden leg. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 26, 12:09:04
        
        only twice (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 26, 12:07:54
        
        I did (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 26, 12:05:01
  - Right, so next week he's got them all doing food for City workers. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 11:48:27
    - exactly, but they don't talk into the phones properly and that fucks me right off as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 26, 11:50:22
      - me too (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 12:03:53
  - i've never watched it (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 26, 11:47:15
    - give it a go (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 26, 11:51:48
    - I usually just catch the end of it as I am usually out & Mrs Loj & sonny Loj like it (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 26, 11:49:14
      - are people actually like that in real life? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 26, 11:58:34
        
        Not in mine because I disassociate myself with them. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 26, 12:06:14
- I can't stand it but lots of people love it off. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 11:42:48
  - It makes me want to be violent. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 11:44:30
- same old (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 26, 11:42:33
Who is Michael Bailey (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 26, 11:25:25
- The Archant pup journalist that came up with "Finances Laid Bear". (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 11:29:50
  - I like it when a lady asks me to bare with her (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, Mar 26, 11:43:02
- He's following me on Twerp as well (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Mar 26, 11:29:35
  - I like him (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 26, 12:04:06
- he's an Archant journo (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 11:27:31
  - he will soon learn that following me is as fun as (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 26, 11:30:02
    - you're forgetting that... (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 26, 11:36:35
      - I see (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 26, 11:42:06
Norwich to sign another non-league star ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 11:19:40
- Dagenham and Redbridge are already in for him? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 26, 11:23:31
  - I hear the Blades are interested too (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 12:02:21
- ho (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 26, 11:22:19
- He'd slice through defences (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 11:22:08
  - He can't cut it at that level no more. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 26, 11:33:57
    - Plus we're slashing our budget. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 11:39:00
      - I'm on a knife-edge waiting to see what will happen (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 11:40:09
        
        oh, for Cod's hake!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 26, 11:41:32
        
        Still sharp with those trademark scything tackles. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 11:44:25
        
        Have you haddock enough Lee? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 11:43:30
        
        I'm full to the bream with it all (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 26, 11:44:26
        
        No answer. He's coming over all koi. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 11:43:56
        
        Maybe he's gone trout. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 11:44:37
        
        He'll be having a whale of a time. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 11:46:36
        
        Hang on a minnow - that's not a fish (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 11:47:48
        
        You're right, knocked me right off my perch that did. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 11:49:21
        
        Pow! Take sprat! (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 26, 11:50:16
        
        He might have gone to buy a cricket bat from Pilchards. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 11:45:46
        
        yep or a metallic blue tie from salman at C&A (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 11:47:17
        
        Oh - no, he's stickleback. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 11:45:10
        
        I'm still here. I'm not skating around the issue (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 26, 11:45:10
        
        You did that on porpoise. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 11:47:08
        
        Mammal alarm, mammal alarm. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 11:50:56
        
        Yay, AB couldn't resist getting prawn into the thread. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 11:53:53
        
        He wants to learn his plaice, that lad. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 12:01:36
        
        No need for you to get crabby (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 12:04:27
        
        You're right, I'm being shellfish and a bit of a snapper. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 12:09:59
        
        I gudgeonly accept your criticism. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 11:52:37
        
        I think everyone's starting to clam up. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 11:56:42
        
        Good man, as long as you don't carp on a bout it. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 11:46:22
Questions for the club (NCFC) - Ben, Mar 26, 10:03:12
- Are you regretting asking Ben? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 11:01:50
- 32) Neil, for future reference, what is your email address? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 10:58:29
- Does the board think that it is ever acceptable (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 26, 10:57:43
  - I hate it when you go to Pat's for breakfast and they cut your toast into triangles. You (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 10:59:46
    - I don't agree with bacon sandwiches made out of toasts. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 11:07:54
      - I miss bacon. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 26, 11:09:42
      - Oh I do, often very erudite and well informed they are. Toastwiches. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 11:09:14
    - I have a solution for that one. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 26, 11:05:17
      - Ask for them in halves? (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 26, 11:06:42
        
        Yes. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 26, 11:08:20
        
        They are halves - just not rectangliar ones. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 11:11:29
        
        If they really were halves, they would match, no? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 26, 11:12:24
        
        No, because toast is rectangliar. Pedantically - they cut them from corner to corner (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 11:14:59
        
        Yes please. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 26, 11:16:12
        
        That is a great idea - stock up before ridiculous number of hours of pubwork. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 11:17:52
        
        Zigackly! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 26, 11:32:10
        
        not if buttered and then cut into triangles (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 11:13:51
        
        how do Bootses and M&Ses and other sandwitch shops manage for their pre-packed stuffs? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 11:20:59
        
        Computers (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 11:23:29
        
        square bread rather than rectangliar (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 11:23:22
        
        that's what Malky needs then (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 11:26:26
        
        I do, but Pat's don't do square bread. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 11:28:30
  - half* (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 26, 10:57:49
- Extra questions below. Send 'em on, Ben. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:49:46
  - I would LOVE to read his answers to those questions (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 26, 10:57:26
  - you've missed this'un (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 10:53:07
    - Damn. What number is that? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:54:31
      - stick it in at half 8 (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 10:57:01
      - And my uni question should be 19 look at the timing of the posts. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 10:56:21
        
        But AB posted the question before you posted yours (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:58:58
        
        Ah but I claimed 19 fust. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 11:02:21
- Why do you persist in wearing those glasses which are so 2003 and why don't you get some (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 10:44:00
  - Mine are a bit like Heston Blumenthalses specs. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 10:47:14
    - Can you cook like him or are you bald? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 10:51:20
      - I'm a bit bald, but not the full-Heston. And I can cook, but not with all bunsen burners (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 10:53:47
        
        Then unhand his specs, you need some like Gok Wan that chinese gayer who used to be fat I (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 10:58:39
      - he's bald (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 10:52:18
        
        ing (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:52:47
  - Good, but needs a number. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:45:11
    - Thutty wun. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 10:47:12
- 23c) What are the club doing with the City Kitty money? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 10:41:33
  - lollipops (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 10:42:32
- 22) What did you have for lunch this week? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 26, 10:40:42
  - I was going to throw that one in at the end:-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Mar 26, 11:59:55
  - 22) is just '?'. You can have 23) with that (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:41:50
    - No, 23 is "should that be "22)?" (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 10:43:02
      - ha ha. Yes. Someone's going to have to compile these soon (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:44:45
- Ben, how about something along these lines (NCFC) - megson, Mar 26, 10:37:34
  - 17 has gone, as have 18, n-n-n-n-n-nineteen, twetty and twetty-wun (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 10:39:41
    - twetty-two an all (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 10:40:17
    - They haven't really though have they??!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 26, 10:40:13
      - they have a bit (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 10:50:33
- 21) shink you wanta fuckapoi, duntya? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 10:37:02
  - *shink yew watta fuckapoi dortya? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 10:42:48
    - yep, that's the (twenty)one ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 10:45:46
    - Neil (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:43:24
  - 22)! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 10:39:34
    - should that be "22)?" (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 10:40:39
      - Is that question 23 ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 10:41:39
    - You've got confused. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:40:25
  - ha ha. Yes. That should definitely be in there. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:37:34
- Ben - PLEASE, for the love of god... (NCFC) - Arganth, Mar 26, 10:34:21
- 19) Where did you go to University Neil? (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 10:33:59
  - Yes that's right, it was Bristol. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 10:37:30
  - 20) What do they do in traynun, Neil? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:35:53
    - No! That can't be 20), because the one previous can't be 19) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 10:37:51
      - No, when I posted that 20) hadn't gone. So that's 20) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:39:27
      - 21) has already been taken (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 10:39:19
  - 19) is gone, I'm afraid. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 10:35:36
- 10) Move on (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 10:32:35
- 18) Are you aware that when you receive badly worded and at times only just comprehensibl (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 10:32:03
  - 18's gone, sorry (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 26, 10:33:05
    - 19) then. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 10:34:21
      - That would follow on very nicely from question 18 (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 10:38:47
- 17).... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 10:26:28
  - 18)... (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 26, 10:31:49
- He'll answer along these lines:- (it's a long one - oo-er missus) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 10:20:59
  - ^^^^^ bookmark this for comparison, it'll be close. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 26, 10:39:26
- 2) This is a condition of the lenders. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 10:07:02
  - details, details.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 26, 10:28:56
    - They said " We'll lend you this money, If you sell the club, we want it back" I shink. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 10:31:49
- I think all the big issues have been swepped up there. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:05:08
  - Naughty. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 10:15:57
FAO AB (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:02:49
- we dunt need to sort it out today as he's already on loan with us (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 10:06:11
  - Oh is that right? Then you can stand down, AB. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:06:51
    - Ralf is just trying to lull AB into a false sense of complacency (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 26, 10:17:30
      - AB is always on duty (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 10:24:15
      - if there is to be any SMSing get ready for it between 1pm and half 2 (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 10:23:39
      - I'm not playing his mind games. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 10:19:28
I just can't believe there's no state funeral for Jade Goody (General Chat) - pieman63, Mar 26, 08:13:45
- At least she died before good Friday, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 26, 08:23:04
  - HONK! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 08:40:13
    - use an old sock (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 09:50:08
    - I got one of these (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 26, 09:38:42
      - Brilliant, that look perfect, chairs. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 09:52:03
      - Bookmark this! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 09:41:04
        
        *blushes* (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 26, 09:43:08
    - I bought a really cheap one off ebay for a couple of quid with a silicon case as well. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 26, 09:18:32
    - sellotape? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 09:15:55
      - I'm not putting sello on it, it'll leave all sticky on my screen. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 09:19:22
        
        Only if you take it off (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 09:32:54
        
        he could try clear food wrap, no residue and it'd keep his phone fresh (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 26, 09:34:07
        
        Has a tendency to lose it's stickiness though (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 09:35:51
        
        good idea but it's running the risk of upsetting the environmentalisters (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 26, 09:38:41
        
        Unless they make clear post-its I think I see a flaw in your plan... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 09:45:15
        
        You could call them Seethru-its. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 09:53:48
        
        there was an iPhone smugcunter opposite me on the toob yesty (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 26, 09:22:53
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 26, 09:40:17
        
        Suspicious Eyes... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 09:38:11
        
        ha ha. You got nervous about the guy with a rucksack, didn't you? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 09:25:47
        
        I felt uncomfortable yes but not because i suspect of what you might think (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 26, 09:28:07
        
        Oh dear. 'Sticky on screen'. Clear where this thread is now headed. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 09:20:15
What a bunch of fucking goons on the Apprentice this year. There's a special coach (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 26, 02:25:05
- What was wrong with the face of the woman that got You're Fired? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 08:43:17
  - She reminded me of a cartoon, whereby a steamroller chugs along the road and flattens (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 26, 08:49:44
    - or (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 26, 08:53:02
      - ... or ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 09:00:57
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 26, 09:12:07
FTurgentA of young master Barton, M (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 25, 18:55:33
- I have no idea what you mean. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 18:58:59
  - Don't tease, Milhous (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 25, 19:03:45
SCC & Brandonio - you not up for the quiz this year? (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 25, 16:31:35
- yeah i'll be there lol (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 25, 16:51:16
- Ah yes...Austria Vienna winning the German League I believe... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 25, 16:44:53
  - fucking part timer (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 25, 16:51:27
- What was the question? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 25, 16:36:59
  - "Are you up for the quiz this year" (NCFC) - east of hampstead, Mar 25, 16:48:30
  - Name all the members from the famous 90s pop band 5ive (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 25, 16:41:52
    - Dave, Dee, Beaky, Mick and Titch (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 25, 17:09:14
      - Dozy's on holiday and Dave Dee has become two peoples. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 17:10:31
        
        Ah, I forgot Dozy so had to make Dave Dee two people to add up to 5 (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 25, 17:22:53
        
        True - didn't Utopia 4 OD on a cocktail of fruit? (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Mar 25, 17:12:03
        
        Ahhh...maybe. Was he the one who 'came out' before entering Celebrity Bumfest 9? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 25, 17:17:31
        
        No that was Titch....he came out of Bumfest. Hence the name. (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Mar 25, 17:18:46
    - Titch, Bobbins, Minky-Moo, Utopia 4 and 'The Whimple' (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Mar 25, 16:45:40
    - Erm, one called "Abs", one that got to have a go on Billie Pipers, one called Jay (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 16:45:24
      - 1/2 a point (NCFC) - Small, Mar 25, 16:48:06
        
        How many points did I get??? (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Mar 25, 16:50:30
        
        -9 and a box of out of date Milk Tray for coming last (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 25, 16:56:13
        
        Oh....I was sure 'The Whimple' was right...... (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Mar 25, 16:57:04
        
        Him and his angry protests, he's a flaming liability. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 16:49:04
shame we're not playing this weekend (warning maggers post follows) (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 25, 15:05:19
- I still remain unconvinced that.... (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Mar 25, 16:38:10
- Mooney's the cat strutting and stalking it's prey through a mixture of (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 25, 15:29:59
- I saw two today. Dunno if Dutch magpies count. Or if they were Dutch or just on a visit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 25, 15:11:48
- I saw today too (NCFC) - pants, Mar 25, 15:06:54
  - the simple story is (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 25, 15:25:24
    - yeah I know (NCFC) - pants, Mar 25, 16:01:09
  - *saw two today too* (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 25, 15:07:08
    - I too saw two today (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 25, 15:12:04
      - magpies are shit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 25, 15:20:04
        
        That's a cheep shot. (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Mar 25, 15:50:22
        
        thats pretty black n white. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 25, 15:27:11
        
        Bah humbug. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 15:25:10
        
        humbugs are shit too. fruit salads are the biz. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 25, 15:51:58
Does Hank the Swede still post on here? (General Chat) - Dr Baker, Mar 25, 13:19:39
- "Last active" on Monday apparently.... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 25, 13:57:46
  - The dirty bastards. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:58:36
- Didn't he run out of time to come on here after started shagging both sisters ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 25, 13:20:35
  - Think he married one of them... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 25, 13:21:06
    - Wedding night would be great. Shagging the bride AND the bridesmaid. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 25, 13:22:27
- I'm in Denmark (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 25, 13:20:32
  - Do you drink Kronerberg? (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 13:58:34
  - Cheers, I need some advice on Gothenburg... (General Chat) - Dr Baker, Mar 25, 13:37:35
    - Oh, I don't know Gothenburg I'm afraid (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 25, 14:03:14
      - Thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Dr Baker, Mar 25, 14:23:50
  - which reminds me, not sure what impact this might have for you (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 25, 13:28:04
    - Saw that on The Reg earlier (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 25, 14:05:36
Interview update (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 25, 12:59:21
- Ditch the shirt man! Cream shirt and dark brown tie - BOSH! Job done! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 25, 16:41:55
  - Crimson tie. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 16:57:21
- A gentleman's tie should enter the room before he does. (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 25, 13:31:12
  - I knew someone would know the score. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:36:47
    - It's 20 and a multi million selling album by the fugees (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 14:12:57
      - And a fairly decent fillum starring Robert De Niro, Marlon Brando and Ed Norton (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 25, 14:15:41
        
        no (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 14:34:06
  - I'm a fat cravat twat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 25, 13:33:20
    - ^^he's right you know. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 13:53:40
      - Actually, I'm numb inside. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 25, 14:03:19
        
        try drinking the new range of probiotics from the canary store (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 25, 14:06:07
        
        I have a casei imminutas on order. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 25, 14:09:24
        
        And some casei immunitas as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 25, 14:10:29
- Wear this one - it's one of ABs (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:26:06
  - Anyone ever wearing novelty ties or socks wants a place reserving on the Death Bus. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:27:34
    - ... (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:32:22
- dark with turquoise splashes (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 25, 13:15:51
- I NEVER wear ties (well, maybe for the odd wedding I can't get out of) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:01:51
  - "the odd wedding I can't get out of...." (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Mar 25, 13:53:22
    - That's Italian for "fog" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 14:17:05
  - Suits are great, wear them all the time. Ties are for losers (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 25, 13:22:34
  - i agree with CeeBeeBees (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 25, 13:11:29
    - I've never worn one for an itterview and never been to court. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:15:37
      - you should, it's a right laugh... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 25, 13:20:27
        
        Well I spose I'll be going for a few soon. Don't think I can be arsed to buy a suit for a (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:27:19
        
        laugh though (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:27:49
  - poi! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 13:09:05
    - poi (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 25, 13:44:42
    - Yep (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:10:01
  - You can't beat a good whistle. I feel like the Dog's Bollocks in my Best Suit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:05:57
    - Obviously I don't "right enjoy" funerals. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:07:23
      - Depends whose it is (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 13:08:24
        
        True. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:10:14
    - I hate wearing suits. And getting all ponced up. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 13:07:20
      - Yesiree, good man sir. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:10:24
      - I'd hate it if I had to do it every day. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:09:47
        
        "To be fair" (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 25, 13:59:20
        
        I know, I'm sorry. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 14:00:38
        
        That's okay. I shouldn't let these things bother me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 25, 14:07:51
        
        I've got to wear a dinner jacket soon (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 25, 13:15:11
        
        A false dick???? Crikey, what ever sort of awards ceremony is it??? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:19:15
        
        i did a fake one, but it wasn't elasticated (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 25, 13:18:56
        
        nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo don't do that (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 25, 13:16:56
        
        Agreed. They int difficult to tie - you can get instructions off of the internets. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:18:28
        
        Yeah - as I posted that, I thought "actually Lee, fuck it, live life, learn (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 25, 13:23:29
        
        Result #1 off of googles "bow tie instructions" : (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:25:29
        
        excellent (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 25, 13:29:05
- Dark suit, sober shirt, very bright tie. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:01:44
  - Good lord, what sort of employer would be impressed by what you wear?? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:02:48
    - First impressions count Ceebeebies, basic fact of human nature, can't avoid it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:04:09
      - Yeah I know but, see below (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:06:22
    - every single one I would have thought. Whether they consciously knew it or not (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 25, 13:03:49
      - That's very sad then. Agreed you need to be smart but that (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:05:40
        
        How long have you been unemployed then, CB? (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 25, 13:08:41
        
        "....'smart' means shirt and tie...." It used to when I first (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:14:51
        
        thats fairy muff day to day but when you are meeting prospective clients or employers... (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Mar 25, 13:19:11
        
        Agreed but the employers I go to don't see that requirement as a suit and tie. (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:29:21
        
        4 weeks in my entire working life. I wear jeans, t shirts, polo shirts etc. (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:11:29
    - ???? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 25, 13:03:35
- Go dressed as a grand father clock (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 13:01:07
  - I agree with this. Use plywood though, not mahogany or oak, or you could find yourself (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 13:02:14
    - And most definitely not chipboard or MDF. (General Chat) - APB, Mar 25, 13:04:49
    - and it must be made from sustainable sources (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:03:42
    - We had one for years, had a pic of jonah playing with his fish above the clock (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 13:03:38
- pink (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 25, 13:00:50
"No India, thats daddy's Yakult" (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 12:44:06
- "Who wants to buy a small bottle of slightly off milk?" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 12:46:45
  - I like the orange for a head Actimel ones. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 12:49:39
    - I get whichever are on offer innit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 12:52:31
      - you should rename yourself as probiotic (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 25, 12:53:17
        
        haha (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 12:55:08
  - Where did Ihear that the other day? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 25, 12:47:17
    - David Marshalls off of the QI. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 12:52:00
      - I doubt he'd even have time for the scotland squad (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 12:53:55
        
        David Mitchells off of the QI. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 12:56:16
        
        don't be so hard yourself (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 12:57:36
        
        oopsie (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 12:58:25
        
        on (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 12:57:42
    - QI (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 12:48:32
      - ah yes. I fucking love the tits off that program. QI XL is where it's at. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 25, 12:50:00
        
        yep, got round to watching that one last night (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 25, 12:57:54
        
        I like his column (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 13:00:31
        
        me too (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 25, 13:02:35
        
        I do, except there seems to have been an over-reliance on bumsexualist and bottomologist (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 12:53:21
        
        think that's the consequence of the bbc1 move (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 25, 12:54:35
        
        i like the fact that they occasionally throw an 'odd choice of guest' in (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 25, 12:59:22
        
        she was okay (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 25, 13:01:21
        
        Pam Ayres was huge when I was growing up, always on the tele. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 12:57:02
        
        She were weren't she. God Bless Pam. The South Wests answer to John Cooper-Clarke. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 25, 13:00:54
        
        haha. I like JCC - I saw him in a dark hall somewhere once in the 70's. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 13:06:30
        
        I saw him support the Fall a few years ago. (General Chat) - APB, Mar 25, 13:12:18
        
        I saw him Friday night, I've been quoting all his gags on here since (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 16:03:29
        
        I saw him twice a few years apart back in the early 80s (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 25, 16:44:35
        
        Excellent JCC documentary from early 80s (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 25, 13:22:39
        
        Cheers for that BC, will watch laters. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 25, 13:25:07
        
        Of course you know that early career Craig Charles is the poet JCC could of been. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 25, 13:11:38
        
        all kinds of everything (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 25, 13:00:32
- Q: What did Mrs Selwyn say to Selwyn Jr #1? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 25, 12:45:12
- You love lattitude right off you do (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 12:45:04
  - I know (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 12:48:15
    - I agree with all that, and if it was near me I'd go regardless (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 12:51:47
      - "those headliners are fucking shit though" this is the equivalent of FP's constant "shit" (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 12:55:00
        
        The Editors are going to be right good, isn't Latitude just like a big party and you just (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 25, 13:00:36
        
        Yep, pretty much loj - there's so much stuff going on that you're bound to find something. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 13:04:39
        
        point to the ceiling, point to the floor (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 25, 13:06:55
        
        aye, good for you being protective about it (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 12:56:52
Stef is the top darts player at the club (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 25, 12:14:19
- D'you reckon the Pink 'Un might do a Soccer AM style 'hit the bull in fewest attempts' vid (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 25, 12:30:50
- time on his hands (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 25, 12:19:46
- Reckon Lappin will be a bit of a Dartist, hasn't had games for yonks, so will have needed (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 12:17:20
- 1 2 3 4 der dan den den ner der da der da derrrr!! oi oi oi (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 25, 12:15:35
Not sure why, but I thought Marsh was Scotland's no. 2 (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 25, 12:08:29
- He had been, for a fair while at least. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 12:11:49
Jacko tickets (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 11:50:40
- The free p and p is a nice touch (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 12:46:15
- These tickets have become available as I am now unable to attend due to family commitments (n/m) (General Chat) - ingi, Mar 25, 12:42:45
  - "Red carpet RIP check in and fast track entry Goody bag" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 12:46:51
- Find a genuine Michael Jackson fan and call him "Wacko Jacko" right to thier face. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 11:59:43
- Hmmm, wonder if i'd be allowed to take the kids along? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 25, 11:56:58
  - "Kids for a Quid" (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 25, 12:13:41
  - they'd probably get an automatic backstage pass... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 25, 12:07:48
    - ...and lashings of Jesus juice. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 25, 12:08:48
- Bargain (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 25, 11:54:38
got to visit ipswich tommorrow on business. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 25, 10:49:16
- Make sure you don't have a shit in the morning, until you get to Ipswitch. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 11:24:14
  - i could always....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 25, 11:34:39
- That reminds me when you've been overcharged for something (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 11:01:22
  - Hmm. Sure that's not just you ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 25, 11:07:44
    - That's wondering why you're trolling? (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 11:13:08
Noticed today that that bar that used to be Kafe Da has gone bust... (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 24, 17:25:57
- Went in there once... (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 24, 18:39:18
- That place has been going bust and reopening for ever since i can remember (General Chat) - Small, Mar 24, 17:37:43
  - Is that the one down the pedestrian street near the top of Bridewell Alleys? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 24, 17:42:31
    - Yes, opposite Chads. Something 18 it was called. (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 24, 18:25:11
    - Tes, used to be called Henry's (amongst other things) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 24, 17:50:12
      - Most famously known as Hectors House. (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 24, 18:26:19
I'm not going to Latitude I am going to do the Saturdays instead. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 24, 15:32:58
- I'm going to Latitude and will be there on a Saturday (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 24, 15:57:17
  - did you ever get my cut-out dolls email? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 24, 16:08:04
    - "cut-out"? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 24, 16:24:10
      - Magazine are playing Latitudes (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 24, 16:31:55
    - erm....no. Cut-out dolls? If it's what I think it is, go to a printer direct. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 24, 16:22:05
      - but I want them to be a brochure (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 24, 16:34:30
        
        cool, is it an order for 1000's and 1000's or 2 dijicul copies for a niece's baby shower? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 24, 16:41:13
- I'm not going to Latitude (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 24, 15:50:18
  - Don't take the brown acid. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 24, 15:58:18
    - ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 24, 16:03:13
- I'm not going to Latitude (General Chat) - King, Mar 24, 15:43:34
- I'd love to do the Saturdays. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 24, 15:34:52
Simples. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 24, 15:18:19
- Mr C works with someone (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 24, 16:14:58
FAO AB (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 24, 14:55:32
- Saw Ched Evans and Stephen Ireland in a pet shop yesterday (General Chat) - Cart Gap Disco, Mar 24, 15:14:43
  - I see what you did there. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 24, 15:26:53
    - Seriously what were they doing? (General Chat) - Cart Gap Disco, Mar 24, 15:35:00
- Very funny, actually. Well worth it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 24, 14:59:36
  - I was having lunch in a Nottingham restaurant t'other week (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 24, 15:09:22
  - Sold. Cheers. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 24, 15:04:22
  - He used to voice a lot of puppets on Spitting Image I believe. (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 24, 15:02:09
    - Zat a fact? I can quite believe it, now I've seen him live. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 24, 15:03:54
fao AB (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 24, 14:29:08
- Oh, we've never once not managed to get to the next stage. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 24, 14:39:20