Yeah - as I posted that, I thought "actually Lee, f**k it, live life, learn

to tie a dickie properly"

Or something like that.

I'm going to do it. I'm empowered. Bring it on!

(Cue 5 mins before the ceremony, untied tie hanging limply around the neck...)

Posted By: Yellalee on March 25th 2009 at 13:23:29

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Interview update (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 25, 12:59:21
- Ditch the shirt man! Cream shirt and dark brown tie - BOSH! Job done! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 25, 16:41:55
  - Crimson tie. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 16:57:21
- A gentleman's tie should enter the room before he does. (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 25, 13:31:12
  - I knew someone would know the score. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:36:47
    - It's 20 and a multi million selling album by the fugees (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 14:12:57
      - And a fairly decent fillum starring Robert De Niro, Marlon Brando and Ed Norton (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 25, 14:15:41
        
        no (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 14:34:06
  - I'm a fat cravat twat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 25, 13:33:20
    - ^^he's right you know. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 13:53:40
      - Actually, I'm numb inside. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 25, 14:03:19
        
        try drinking the new range of probiotics from the canary store (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 25, 14:06:07
        
        I have a casei imminutas on order. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 25, 14:09:24
        
        And some casei immunitas as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 25, 14:10:29
- Wear this one - it's one of ABs (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:26:06
  - Anyone ever wearing novelty ties or socks wants a place reserving on the Death Bus. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:27:34
    - ... (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:32:22
- dark with turquoise splashes (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 25, 13:15:51
- I NEVER wear ties (well, maybe for the odd wedding I can't get out of) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:01:51
  - "the odd wedding I can't get out of...." (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Mar 25, 13:53:22
    - That's Italian for "fog" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 14:17:05
  - Suits are great, wear them all the time. Ties are for losers (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 25, 13:22:34
  - i agree with CeeBeeBees (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 25, 13:11:29
    - I've never worn one for an itterview and never been to court. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:15:37
      - you should, it's a right laugh... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 25, 13:20:27
        
        Well I spose I'll be going for a few soon. Don't think I can be arsed to buy a suit for a (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:27:19
        
        laugh though (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:27:49
  - poi! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 13:09:05
    - poi (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 25, 13:44:42
    - Yep (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:10:01
  - You can't beat a good whistle. I feel like the Dog's Bollocks in my Best Suit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:05:57
    - Obviously I don't "right enjoy" funerals. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:07:23
      - Depends whose it is (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 13:08:24
        
        True. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:10:14
    - I hate wearing suits. And getting all ponced up. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 13:07:20
      - Yesiree, good man sir. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:10:24
      - I'd hate it if I had to do it every day. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:09:47
        
        "To be fair" (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 25, 13:59:20
        
        I know, I'm sorry. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 14:00:38
        
        That's okay. I shouldn't let these things bother me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 25, 14:07:51
        
        I've got to wear a dinner jacket soon (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 25, 13:15:11
        
        A false dick???? Crikey, what ever sort of awards ceremony is it??? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:19:15
        
        i did a fake one, but it wasn't elasticated (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 25, 13:18:56
        
        nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo don't do that (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 25, 13:16:56
        
        Agreed. They int difficult to tie - you can get instructions off of the internets. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:18:28
        
        Yeah - as I posted that, I thought "actually Lee, fuck it, live life, learn (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 25, 13:23:29
        
        Result #1 off of googles "bow tie instructions" : (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:25:29
        
        excellent (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 25, 13:29:05
- Dark suit, sober shirt, very bright tie. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:01:44
  - Good lord, what sort of employer would be impressed by what you wear?? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:02:48
    - First impressions count Ceebeebies, basic fact of human nature, can't avoid it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:04:09
      - Yeah I know but, see below (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:06:22
    - every single one I would have thought. Whether they consciously knew it or not (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 25, 13:03:49
      - That's very sad then. Agreed you need to be smart but that (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:05:40
        
        How long have you been unemployed then, CB? (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 25, 13:08:41
        
        "....'smart' means shirt and tie...." It used to when I first (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:14:51
        
        thats fairy muff day to day but when you are meeting prospective clients or employers... (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Mar 25, 13:19:11
        
        Agreed but the employers I go to don't see that requirement as a suit and tie. (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:29:21
        
        4 weeks in my entire working life. I wear jeans, t shirts, polo shirts etc. (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:11:29
    - ???? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 25, 13:03:35
- Go dressed as a grand father clock (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 13:01:07
  - I agree with this. Use plywood though, not mahogany or oak, or you could find yourself (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 13:02:14
    - And most definitely not chipboard or MDF. (General Chat) - APB, Mar 25, 13:04:49
    - and it must be made from sustainable sources (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 25, 13:03:42
    - We had one for years, had a pic of jonah playing with his fish above the clock (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 13:03:38
- pink (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 25, 13:00:50

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