No, because toast is rectangliar. Pedantically - they cut them from corner to corner

resulting in two triangliar shapes that don't match.

You can't make a tidy beer can sandwich with those f**kers.

Come in next time I c**t off down the caff and I'll do you a demo.

Posted By: malkybarkid on March 26th 2009 at 11:14:59

Message Thread

Questions for the club (NCFC) - Ben, Mar 26, 10:03:12
- Are you regretting asking Ben? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 11:01:50
- 32) Neil, for future reference, what is your email address? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 10:58:29
- Does the board think that it is ever acceptable (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 26, 10:57:43
  - I hate it when you go to Pat's for breakfast and they cut your toast into triangles. You (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 10:59:46
    - I don't agree with bacon sandwiches made out of toasts. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 11:07:54
      - I miss bacon. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 26, 11:09:42
      - Oh I do, often very erudite and well informed they are. Toastwiches. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 11:09:14
    - I have a solution for that one. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 26, 11:05:17
      - Ask for them in halves? (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 26, 11:06:42
        
        Yes. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 26, 11:08:20
        
        They are halves - just not rectangliar ones. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 11:11:29
        
        If they really were halves, they would match, no? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 26, 11:12:24
        
        No, because toast is rectangliar. Pedantically - they cut them from corner to corner (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 11:14:59
        
        Yes please. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 26, 11:16:12
        
        That is a great idea - stock up before ridiculous number of hours of pubwork. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 11:17:52
        
        Zigackly! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 26, 11:32:10
        
        not if buttered and then cut into triangles (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 11:13:51
        
        how do Bootses and M&Ses and other sandwitch shops manage for their pre-packed stuffs? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 11:20:59
        
        Computers (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 11:23:29
        
        square bread rather than rectangliar (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 11:23:22
        
        that's what Malky needs then (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 11:26:26
        
        I do, but Pat's don't do square bread. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 11:28:30
  - half* (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 26, 10:57:49
- Extra questions below. Send 'em on, Ben. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:49:46
  - I would LOVE to read his answers to those questions (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 26, 10:57:26
  - you've missed this'un (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 10:53:07
    - Damn. What number is that? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:54:31
      - stick it in at half 8 (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 10:57:01
      - And my uni question should be 19 look at the timing of the posts. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 10:56:21
        
        But AB posted the question before you posted yours (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:58:58
        
        Ah but I claimed 19 fust. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 11:02:21
- Why do you persist in wearing those glasses which are so 2003 and why don't you get some (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 10:44:00
  - Mine are a bit like Heston Blumenthalses specs. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 10:47:14
    - Can you cook like him or are you bald? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 10:51:20
      - I'm a bit bald, but not the full-Heston. And I can cook, but not with all bunsen burners (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 10:53:47
        
        Then unhand his specs, you need some like Gok Wan that chinese gayer who used to be fat I (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 10:58:39
      - he's bald (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 10:52:18
        
        ing (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:52:47
  - Good, but needs a number. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:45:11
    - Thutty wun. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 10:47:12
- 23c) What are the club doing with the City Kitty money? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 10:41:33
  - lollipops (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 10:42:32
- 22) What did you have for lunch this week? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 26, 10:40:42
  - I was going to throw that one in at the end:-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Mar 26, 11:59:55
  - 22) is just '?'. You can have 23) with that (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:41:50
    - No, 23 is "should that be "22)?" (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 10:43:02
      - ha ha. Yes. Someone's going to have to compile these soon (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:44:45
- Ben, how about something along these lines (NCFC) - megson, Mar 26, 10:37:34
  - 17 has gone, as have 18, n-n-n-n-n-nineteen, twetty and twetty-wun (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 10:39:41
    - twetty-two an all (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 10:40:17
    - They haven't really though have they??!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 26, 10:40:13
      - they have a bit (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 10:50:33
- 21) shink you wanta fuckapoi, duntya? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 10:37:02
  - *shink yew watta fuckapoi dortya? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 10:42:48
    - yep, that's the (twenty)one ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 10:45:46
    - Neil (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:43:24
  - 22)! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 10:39:34
    - should that be "22)?" (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 10:40:39
      - Is that question 23 ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 10:41:39
    - You've got confused. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:40:25
  - ha ha. Yes. That should definitely be in there. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:37:34
- Ben - PLEASE, for the love of god... (NCFC) - Arganth, Mar 26, 10:34:21
- 19) Where did you go to University Neil? (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 10:33:59
  - Yes that's right, it was Bristol. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 10:37:30
  - 20) What do they do in traynun, Neil? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:35:53
    - No! That can't be 20), because the one previous can't be 19) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 10:37:51
      - No, when I posted that 20) hadn't gone. So that's 20) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:39:27
      - 21) has already been taken (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 26, 10:39:19
  - 19) is gone, I'm afraid. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 10:35:36
- 10) Move on (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 10:32:35
- 18) Are you aware that when you receive badly worded and at times only just comprehensibl (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 10:32:03
  - 18's gone, sorry (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 26, 10:33:05
    - 19) then. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 10:34:21
      - That would follow on very nicely from question 18 (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 10:38:47
- 17).... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 26, 10:26:28
  - 18)... (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 26, 10:31:49
- He'll answer along these lines:- (it's a long one - oo-er missus) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 26, 10:20:59
  - ^^^^^ bookmark this for comparison, it'll be close. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 26, 10:39:26
- 2) This is a condition of the lenders. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 10:07:02
  - details, details.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 26, 10:28:56
    - They said " We'll lend you this money, If you sell the club, we want it back" I shink. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 10:31:49
- I think all the big issues have been swepped up there. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 10:05:08
  - Naughty. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 10:15:57

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