Splattered f**k, hard onions, squealing redfish, shy twert, half a crumbling flushcake,

served with small dishes of ragwort, harp, and beanpips.

Accompanied by Deep Purple performing a shoddy rendition of Billy Howard's 'King of the Cops'.

PS
I am the only person I know in my whole world who remembers Billy Howard's novelty record 'King of the Cops'. He did impressions of Kojak, Columbo and Ironsides in it.

Why is that?

It's a bit like the savoury vinegar crisps (although there was one person on here that remembered those - but I can't remember who).

psyche

Posted By: malkybarkid on March 27th 2009 at 12:58:52

Message Thread

Lemon glazed Crayfish, Rocket Salad, Falafel and sun dried tomato wrap with olive humus (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 12:45:52
- Chilli and a pint o'Guinness (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 14:03:38
  - With Alan Lee and Phil Mulryne (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 14:09:53
    - to be sure (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 14:14:33
- Baked Potato skins (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Mar 27, 13:44:30
  - ^^^ FAO AB ^^^ (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 13:58:06
    - I know. I could cry. And look at Scrammers ^^^^^. Chilli and Stout. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:04:59
      - have I missed something? are you on a diet AB? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 14:11:29
        
        I am doing another one of them runs. Sheffield Half-Marathon, 26th April (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:37:57
        
        Isn't he in training for one of his Fun Runs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 27, 14:29:24
        
        Yep ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:41:50
        
        You missed the fact that he is a GIRL (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 14:25:36
        
        Beastly man. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:42:54
      - smoked salmon sandwich and napple (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 14:05:48
        
        napple, norange and a nannana. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 27, 14:11:08
- Blueberries with yoggit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:33:37
  - ha ha ha ha ha. Even worse than we could possibly have imagined. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 13:45:13
    - (You know, if Id been less busy, I was gonna try and make up what lunch AB would be having (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 13:47:06
  - Ooooo how YUMSTERS!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tarquin Felcher, Mar 27, 13:42:38
  - poi (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 13:34:00
    - Where. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:37:31
      - blueberries (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 13:41:46
        
        bet they were dutch blueberries (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 13:45:52
        
        ... (General Chat) - King, Mar 27, 13:53:34
        
        Chilean, I just checked the pack. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:48:41
        
        did you forget to buy an entire course? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 13:50:58
        
        do you remember when that was really in (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 14:12:29
        
        Get fucked. "Blueberries" is not poi. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:45:16
        
        One species of blueberry grows wild on the hill in Scotland (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 13:56:52
        
        My Mum used to grow blueberries on her allotment down Bluebell Road. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:02:11
        
        there's a blueberry farm in Norfolk (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 14:13:17
- Sushi (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 27, 13:04:29
  - worms in guts. nuff said (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 13:05:49
    - sex with lisa riley? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 27, 13:10:05
      - Christ almighty, I so wish I hadn't googled that :-((( (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 27, 13:18:48
        
        ^now, that's a poi! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 13:23:19
        
        ;-), ;-), ;-), ;-), ;-), ;-), ;-), (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 27, 13:56:53
        
        that's, like, soooooooooooo an ?ber-poi (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 13:33:44
        
        Yeah, he is like so busted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 27, 13:42:53
      - roflol (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 27, 13:12:27
- Zupa pomidorowa i kotlet schabowy z ziemniakami (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Mar 27, 13:03:21
  - tomater soup, cutlet of pig, something? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 13:05:06
    - "tomater" (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 27, 13:21:22
      - I think he meant 'tomarter' (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 13:23:03
        
        you say Tomarter he says tomater......retro songs rock!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 27, 13:37:32
    - Spuds (General Chat) - King, Mar 27, 13:05:48
      - polish? Spuds in serb is krompir but i got the gist of the rest (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 13:06:45
        
        Yarp that be polski (General Chat) - King, Mar 27, 13:13:44
- ham, cucumber sarnies with salad cream (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 12:59:46
  - What are the Victoria Pendleton "complications"? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:13:24
    - she could snap you in halves with her olympic theighs (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 13:37:05
      - Good. I thought she was on the other bus for a minute. That would never do. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:38:31
        
        she's probably 'BI' as in bicycle (n/m) (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 13:40:29
        
        Who isn't? Any hole's a goal. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:41:30
  - I hear you love lunchboxes (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 13:01:01
    - Steve in Neanderthals; stop pimping my thread (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 13:01:55
  - good man (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 13:00:58
- Did you go to Shears, the underground hairdressers? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 12:50:52
  - Fraid not as I had to abandon my haircut plans due to SEX (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 12:53:34
- double cheese burger from the greezy cafe! (General Chat) - ingi, Mar 27, 12:50:28
- Yeah but where did you get your hair cut... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 27, 12:50:26
  - ^^^^ see above (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 12:54:13
- you managed to find your way home then? (General Chat) - Small, Mar 27, 12:49:41
  - yup, i used my "MEMORY" (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 12:51:20
- Mushy peas are for deviants. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 12:47:30
  - hooked (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 12:48:21
    - noticce he's not telling what he had for lunch, either (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 12:52:25
      - Splattered fuck, hard onions, squealing redfish, shy twert, half a crumbling flushcake, (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 12:58:52
      - Hent had anything yet. Had a napple for elevenses if that helps. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 12:56:44
      - indeed (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 12:55:50

Reply to Message

In order to add a post to the WotB Message Board you must be a registered WotB user.

If you are not yet registered then please visit the registration page. You should ensure that their browser is setup to accept cookies.