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***Official SMS*** (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 1, 12:57:27
- Just what was Gunn thinking when he signed this dross? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 1, 13:59:42
  - I suspect only he really knows (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 1, 14:02:48
- Does the absence of (NCFC) - jayson blair, Feb 1, 13:08:11
  - What's your thoughts on this jb... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Feb 1, 13:10:07
    - Capt Ahab ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, Feb 1, 13:14:11
- Mutual consent? As in "F*ck off Simon"....."OK boss" (n/m) (NCFC) - Greeny, Feb 1, 13:00:14
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 1, 13:00:34
- No-one could save the Whaley (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 1, 12:58:51
  - Moby we weren't the right team for him (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Feb 1, 13:00:19
    - Oh do stop spouting (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 1, 13:01:40
      - he'll be blubbering in a minute (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Feb 1, 13:02:40
        
        Don't you get the humpback with me (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Feb 1, 13:02:59
        
        Watch it sperm-breath (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 1, 13:06:48
        
        No need for the blue language (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Feb 1, 13:07:38
        
        Or-ca, time to stop this killer thread. (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Feb 1, 13:09:34
        
        Fin (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 1, 13:11:42
        
        Don't keep harpoon on about it (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 1, 13:09:22
        
        There's a Ricky whale... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Feb 1, 13:13:40
- And wasn't he supposed to be one of the best signings? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 1, 12:58:45
  - he was the one we really had to pressgang preston for (NCFC) - camcan, Feb 1, 12:59:40
    - Don't you get the humpback with me (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Feb 1, 13:02:28
      - WRONG PLACE! (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Feb 1, 13:02:43
        
        What a Plank (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Feb 1, 13:10:20
        
        Thar she blows!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 1, 13:10:02
Is there no one at Colney (NCFC) - camcan, Feb 1, 12:57:12
- It's OK (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 1, 12:59:50
  - that's right we are already freeing up some extra wages for him! (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Feb 1, 13:05:29
  - I don't think he will either (NCFC) - camcan, Feb 1, 13:02:03
    - ZIGGITY! ZIGGITY! ZIGGITY! BANG! BANG! REALLY BIG ALARM SOUND! (NCFC) - tehwatch, Feb 1, 13:11:55
      - OK, I wasn't expecting that (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Feb 1, 13:14:12
        
        I was (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 1, 13:16:41
        
        I've tried to a few times but as far as I'm aware, which isn't a lot... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Feb 1, 13:18:50
    - Has 'teh' gone forever or is he on another of his lengthy... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Feb 1, 13:04:05
      - Proof positive that it's KDDD and not Otto (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 1, 13:07:40
  - I agree (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Feb 1, 13:00:37
Album of the Year out today: (General Chat) - Dog, Feb 1, 12:54:52
- nah, not as good as the first album (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 1, 13:02:18
- First track is fucking brilliant (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 1, 12:57:23
  - Hmm... (General Chat) - Dog, Feb 1, 14:14:25
woop woop Rooney crock alert!!!! woop woop (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 31, 17:06:42
- he's back up now, looked bad for a minute (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 31, 17:08:55
- Out for the rest of the season and back for the World Cup, please. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 31, 17:07:32
  - think he's gonna play on (Other Football) - pants, Jan 31, 17:09:37
    - may I be the first to congratulate Arsenal on failing to turn up against mafia (Other Football) - pants, Jan 31, 17:11:54
      - Small time (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jan 31, 18:38:40
      - nothing upfront (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 31, 17:55:55
      - Arsenal will be brilliant in three years' time, though. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 31, 17:15:35
        
        How did you score on the Wrath/King's Messometer last night? (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jan 31, 17:18:36
        
        Low on the messometer, I'm afraid. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 31, 17:25:12
        
        Ill gains you an extra point - clearly beer/curry related (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jan 31, 18:35:14
        
        Oh, and Lovely Old Job, of course. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 31, 18:22:34
        
        did i miss jumbo1? (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jan 31, 17:54:19
        
        yes you did - but I saw your Brother - ''Hello I don't go on the Wrathwroth (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jan 31, 18:03:31
        
        Interesting Jumbo1! (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jan 31, 18:39:19
        
        my story will blow the lid off the seedy world known as 'the pub of dreams!' (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jan 31, 19:04:38
If like me you missed the oz open earlier, here be the highlights........ (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jan 31, 15:28:20
- Tomby do you have a secret to tell us .... (Other Sports) - ghostof barry butler, Jan 31, 16:42:45
- i'm laughing like a loon at that (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 31, 16:31:29
  - haha (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Jan 31, 16:32:34
    - marvellous! I love it (n/m) (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 31, 21:48:32
- briiliant (n/m) (Other Sports) - Danny, Jan 31, 16:22:05
- lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jan 31, 16:06:46
This canary account thing (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Jan 31, 14:50:46
- you used to get discount on the season ticket, not any more though (n/m) (NCFC) - John in Texas, Jan 31, 18:21:33
- makes sense to go for account with better rate (NCFC) - ede, Jan 31, 15:23:25
  - It's like I used to say to people who'd spend an afternoon in the pub (NCFC) - pants, Jan 31, 16:04:43
    - Sounds like Betfair... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 31, 16:32:00
      - Without the commission? (NCFC) - pants, Jan 31, 16:49:18
- I remember having one, but the n and p office in york shut down (NCFC) - pants, Jan 31, 14:56:39
Current Wroth/King's night out Messy Rating: 32.5% (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 31, 14:12:33
- I went home at half ten! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 31, 16:14:18
  - Messy rating 3/10 (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 31, 16:36:00
- I've got most of those (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 31, 14:15:37
  - What you got IH? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 31, 14:42:04
    - Dunno, but it's not much fun (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 31, 15:01:13
      - I spent 8 days over xmas only being able to drink water (General Chat) - pants, Jan 31, 15:06:32
        
        nasty - sounds like the Noro Virus, winter vomiting bug thing (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 31, 16:46:03
- The other 11/12 are all cut up and in my freezer. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 31, 14:14:48
  - That would have sent the Messometer off the scale but I don't believe a word of it (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 31, 16:39:25
    - There is one possibility - Ottoson Foxtrot, missing in action (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 31, 16:43:18
  - next to the twins (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 31, 14:42:19
FAO roti wrothers (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 31, 12:00:14
- How messy did the evening get? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 31, 12:33:54
  - I didn't partake pre-game because I'm always the same. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jan 31, 14:56:54
    - Messy rating 5/10 (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 31, 16:33:55
  - I was a bit tipsy when I left. Got home at 1. Arganth & I walked Nasie back to his hotel (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 31, 14:42:35
    - Would you happen to know (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jan 31, 14:51:15
      - As if by magic, the tea-leaf appears... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 31, 14:52:20
        
        Yes. Caught red handed. A sorry tale. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 31, 14:55:02
        
        its all coming back (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 31, 17:43:58
        
        I've just been released on bail... hem hem... I mean just got home. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jan 31, 14:54:07
        
        You shoud be ashamed. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 31, 14:56:17
        
        I'm thinking revenge jaffers. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jan 31, 14:58:05
        
        Was it him who stitched you ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 31, 15:01:48
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 31, 14:58:25
    - And some dirty thieving bastard half-inched a cruet set. (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 31, 14:50:55
      - WOAH!!!!!!!!! (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jan 31, 14:52:15
        
        Ye olde condiment thief of old wroth (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 31, 16:16:28
  - well I left at about 11:30 I think after an all dayer, today I feel like shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 31, 14:02:15
    - Messy rating 6/10 (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 31, 14:06:06
  - It was very civilised in the pub. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 31, 13:14:21
    - Messy rating: 1/10 (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 31, 14:05:54
  - it didn't get very messy (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 31, 12:44:16
    - Messy rating 4/10 (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 31, 14:06:23
      - i deserve more than 4 for stomaching apint of roti bitter (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 31, 17:52:04
    - Yeah, that jafski sounds a right tearaway - steer well clear I reckon (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 31, 12:56:35
      - the leeds game might be cancelled (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 31, 13:00:03
        
        Ah, I remember hearing that now (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 31, 13:22:17
        
        2-1 down got the away leg at carlisle (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 31, 17:41:42
- I was wondering how the hell that happened. Good night, felling it today a little. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jan 31, 12:16:39
  - Messy rating 2/10 (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 31, 14:06:59
  - i'm not firing on all cylinders at the mo (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 31, 12:46:02
    - I'm hoarse (horses !) as hell today. (General Chat) - APB, Jan 31, 13:13:11
McBlub n/m (n/m) (Other Sports) - Kangol Canary, Jan 31, 11:39:35
- Wondering where all the annoying streams of threads are (Other Sports) - pants, Jan 31, 13:29:55
- Murray grew on me a bit today, fought like buggery in that 3rd set, Fed was superb. (Other Sports) - megson, Jan 31, 12:20:51
  - agreed. That tie-break was fantastic. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 31, 12:24:36
- Has the Scottish bloke lost then? (n/m) (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Jan 31, 11:48:55
  - Yep. I hate the bloke. (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jan 31, 11:50:14
    - Why? Did he fuck your missus? (n/m) (Other Sports) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jan 31, 12:03:53
      - No, that was John Terry (Other Sports) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 31, 12:05:45
    - doubt he's bothered. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 31, 11:50:58
  - yup. 2 easy sets, one tighter one. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 31, 11:49:30
Today is Doc's 30th Birthday (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jan 31, 10:58:19
- The Ginger Pele has been immense for months now (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 31, 17:46:18
- Happy birthday Pumps (NCFC) - Small, Jan 31, 12:37:09
- He's always been 30 to me (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 31, 12:28:08
- Is that really all he is??? (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Jan 31, 11:42:13
- He is finally a veteran. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 31, 11:04:49
  - haha, yes. Growing into his looks. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 31, 11:06:50
- Happy Buffday Super Doc (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 31, 11:00:57
  - Thirded, in a baldie-ginger-sympathetic way (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 31, 11:03:19
Have the screws apologised? (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Jan 31, 10:47:11
- They aren't going to (NCFC) - dublinspants, Jan 31, 11:05:07
  - Oh, they will (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 31, 12:30:06
  - Hope we follow up on our threats then (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Jan 31, 11:19:15
    - I very much doubt it (NCFC) - dublinspants, Jan 31, 11:25:47
      - Poor if we don't (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Jan 31, 11:39:15
        
        On the last point..... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jan 31, 11:48:43
        
        that's just not true (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 31, 11:54:28
        
        Cleverly written or not (NCFC) - dublinspants, Jan 31, 11:48:15
        
        doubt it even made it to the editor's bin. But other than that, agree. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 31, 11:52:02
      - Oxymoron alert... 'cleverly written' - 'NOTW" (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Jan 31, 11:35:37
      - but there was a line that named the two administrators that had been called in (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 31, 11:32:02
        
        Just like with that tosser Murdoch's delaying tactics in selling off their share in ITV... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 31, 11:38:10
Not sure whether this has been mentioned today, but a shocking decision: (Other Football) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jan 30, 19:11:46
- Unbelievable (Other Football) - McD, Jan 30, 21:04:23
- Yes, that's a disgrace - even the fine is outrageous (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jan 30, 19:26:33
- It was mentioned but it should be at the top of the board, a shameful decision (n/m) (Other Football) - wgf500, Jan 30, 19:18:07
- I've just heard that on SSN. It's appalling. They're well out of it I say. (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Jan 30, 19:14:20
FAO blindasabat (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 30, 14:27:13
- nay bother (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 30, 15:23:14
Off to watch the tennis. (General Chat) - APB, Jan 30, 10:44:33
- dunt sound like there's much tennis left to watch. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 30, 10:46:43
  - Thank fuck for that! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 30, 10:53:46
CHECK THESE OUT (General Chat) - Winky Wanky Woo, Jan 30, 10:11:28
- That lasted less than OTBC (1959 version) on my last.fm... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 30, 10:39:16
  - stop living in them there forrinland then (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 30, 10:50:24
Something to shout about (NCFC) - APB, Jan 30, 10:01:09
- The ballad of Crossan and Bly is one of the best songs ever (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Jan 30, 14:47:53
- "Johnny Bond for you we're coming!" (NCFC) - jafski, Jan 30, 10:26:54
  - They should update it. (NCFC) - APB, Jan 30, 10:31:13
    - "Who'd of thought those country boys would ever have something to shout about?" have (NCFC) - jafski, Jan 30, 10:35:59
      - I think that could work. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Jan 30, 10:41:10
        
        You comig to the Pub of Dreams post match then? Be luds on us there. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jan 30, 10:46:48
- I have that on the original vinyl & CD (NCFC) - Black Creosote Time, Jan 30, 10:04:50
  - I have the vinyl back home (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 30, 10:37:56
On The Ball City is not on Spotify. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 30, 00:40:12
- the whole album's on last.fm (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 30, 00:44:23
  - it's full version for me (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 30, 09:57:40
    - How weird - I only get 30 seconds (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 30, 10:33:21
  - Thanks. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 30, 00:48:44
    - Never heard of that (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 30, 07:24:16
  - Her (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 30, 00:46:53
    - Nice. But two words. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 30, 00:49:30
      - She was the bird doing (NCFC) - double hipness, Jan 30, 01:01:06
        
        I only remember Atomic Kitten. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 30, 01:05:46
        
        funny you should say that (NCFC) - double hipness, Jan 30, 01:12:33
        
        Horrible, weren't it? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 30, 01:14:52
        
        It was an amazing day, had such a good time until (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 30, 01:17:15
        
        I know. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 30, 01:21:57
        
        Playing some of the best football I have seen since 2003 (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 30, 01:29:20
        
        If you're a yella, you'll never miss out. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 30, 02:38:38
Four Four Two Football League Player of the Year - VOTE HERE (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 29, 21:24:08
- I don't think I'd want a Norwich player to win that, thank you very much (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 29, 21:26:49
  - The winner won't be published till after the transfer window. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 29, 21:33:16
    - I was thinking of the summer. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 29, 21:33:57
  - haha, all NorWICI players are shit. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 29, 21:30:07
    - Exactly - all rubbish. League one players at best. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 29, 21:32:10
      - Apart from Jamie Curtains (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 29, 22:46:13
        
        Isnt he out of contract at the end of the season? (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 29, 23:39:50
        
        4 year contract wasnt it? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 23:42:43
        
        No wonder the NOTW think we are heading for meltdown... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 29, 23:46:04
        
        7 day deadline for what? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 30, 00:19:44
        
        The letter our lawyers sent them on the official site (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 30, 00:22:33
        
        oh right, lawyers probably negotiating settlement now (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 30, 00:24:27
        
        I doubt we are ever going to hear the details of the settlement anyway (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 30, 00:25:29
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 29, 22:55:19
Probly been said already, but I predict the ipad will be a failure (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 19:17:56
- Well the Kindle has been a big success, costs the same and only does ebooks (General Chat) - Ben, Jan 29, 20:11:47
  - well it will do alright because Apple?s customers are generally blind (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jan 29, 20:50:17
    - I find peoples hatred of Apple quite funny (General Chat) - Ben, Jan 29, 22:26:35
      - I don't think anyone hates apple products, do they? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 29, 22:36:51
    - 500 maybe (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 29, 20:56:01
      - where can I get one of them? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 21:03:53
- my first thought was I would rather have a laptop. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 29, 19:19:48
  - yeah, it doesn't seem to have any real advantages over other tablets (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 19:28:08
    - They have that, its called the iPhone (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Jan 29, 20:01:29
      - exactly (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 20:05:39
        
        already started... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 29, 20:19:01
        
        The iPad isn't meant as a pocket device, just as a magazine or newspaper isn't (General Chat) - Ben, Jan 29, 20:15:19
        
        yeah, that's true but it's going to take a long time to wean people off laptops I reckon (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 20:19:48
        
        It won't be faster but no website requires the full power of a laptop (General Chat) - Ben, Jan 29, 20:24:08
        
        For me it is the restrictiveness of it all (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 29, 20:43:48
        
        I don't think I could buy one and convince myself that I could ever do any work on it (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 20:36:51
        
        i think you're right (General Chat) - Ben, Jan 29, 20:43:06
        
        Yep - that's why i'm mildly intrigued. At the moment I have Desktop, (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 29, 20:45:47
        
        this is damning though - no multitasking and no flash are huge drawbacks (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 20:47:00
        
        As a web developer I'm delighted they don't support Flash (General Chat) - Ben, Jan 29, 22:14:16
        
        I hadn't thunk of that, good point (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 22:37:17
        
        the no multitasking is surely the killer though (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 29, 21:12:55
        
        Yep - it's bizarre. One of my main uses I reckon would be surfing, with internet radio (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 29, 21:16:30
        
        Trusted - ie. Apple apps - multi-task (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 29, 22:43:52
        
        exactly. Is the assumption that you'd have two, or something? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 29, 21:18:34
        
        Flash is waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy over rated (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 29, 20:58:34
        
        yes, but you need it purely because so many websites use it (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 21:03:04
        
        yep - missing both those is a huge drawback. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 29, 20:48:08
        
        You can run the iPod app in the background... (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 29, 21:43:15
Another reason why he should never be allowed in a position of power again (General Chat) - Army Boy, Jan 29, 18:12:17
- What would you have him say? (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Jan 29, 18:59:55
  - I guess asking for honesty was expecting too much. "I made a mistake" (n/m) (General Chat) - Army Boy, Jan 29, 21:01:47
  - "I lied. Put the cuffs on" (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 29, 20:36:45
    - lolf, remember he is a lawyer (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 20:39:27
- I'd happily watch him being crucified (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 18:17:36
  - If the war was legal and thousands of people died - would that be ok? (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Jan 29, 19:02:42
    - yeah, it'd still be ok to crucify him (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 19:07:33
      - Kind of puts a lot of leaders up on the cross with him then? (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Jan 29, 19:09:01
        
        definitely, it'd be like the end of Spartacus (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 19:10:51
        
        I'm just not sure in my own mind (General Chat) - The Judge, Jan 29, 19:18:56
        
        I don't think Saddam did 'need' to be stopped (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 19:25:45
        
        as for Argentina, it was a bit more complicated than that obviously (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 19:30:39
        
        Fair points (General Chat) - The Judge, Jan 29, 19:33:42
        
        I'd agree with that in that I'm sure he knew it would end in war whatever happened (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 19:46:59
I've just discovered the two earlier dog threads (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 29, 16:45:20
- To be honest Cat-thread? < √Dog-thread. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 29, 16:48:39
  - Yeah, I just read it (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 29, 16:53:36
    - cats are funny and interesting (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 17:09:03
I wish I could not support England at the World Cup (Other Football) - duke of york, Jan 29, 15:38:24
- Becks is a cunt too (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jan 29, 16:47:49
- Theoklitos is gonna play for England? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 29, 15:51:56
- Would though (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 29, 15:43:22
- We should all do that and stand in one area looking stern with our arms crossed... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jan 29, 15:42:30
- Imagine having to watch JT lift the world cup thousands of times over in the future (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 15:40:32
  - Even that is better than the years of enduring Maradona doing it (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 29, 15:42:04
    - Yeah, but at least Maradona has a couple of redeeming features unlike our JT (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 15:45:11
      - his manboobs? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 29, 15:53:31
        
        There is something compelling about his mad genius personality (Other Football) - Huge Small, Jan 29, 16:04:28
        
        agree, he is a real character (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 16:10:19
        
        that dunt work (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 15:55:31
        
        what dunt work? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 29, 15:57:56
        
        page dunt load (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 15:58:21
        
        does for me. And AB. Maybe picture of him looking fat are banned in South America. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 29, 16:00:22
        
        yeah, crikey. Think that was before his near death experience (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 16:03:35
        
        Jesus. Look at the state of that. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 29, 15:54:29
- not like you to go attention seeking in london (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jan 29, 15:40:05
  - Agreed - most unlike me (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Jan 29, 15:56:58
  - good point, well put. (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 29, 15:43:19
- very true (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:39:34
given the dog stories below (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 29, 15:21:26
- I'm going to have to get one now my dogs are ex. I just saw the (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 29, 15:54:46
- Actually dog's have been proven to be super intelligent in a way cats aren't... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 29, 15:35:26
  - chocolate labradors have lower IQs than other labs (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 29, 15:43:22
    - They think everybody loves them, and love everyone. Extra stupid, and therefore brill (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 29, 15:44:04
      - They're not *that* stupid and they're so attuned to hoomans it's brillo pads... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 29, 15:47:14
        
        I always have yellows (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 16:02:04
        
        surely it understands voice tones (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 16:17:15
        
        No way, it's very specific words (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 16:22:11
        
        hmm, I'm not convinced (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 16:34:24
        
        well perhaps it can be part 2 of your seduction routine (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 29, 16:38:11
        
        sausages you mean? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 17:00:50
        
        Sniff her arse you mean? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 29, 16:51:03
        
        She won't want to sniff his if you read what he's just eaten ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 29, 16:56:06
        
        I'm having to go easy on this stuff (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 17:29:04
        
        Chocolate labs are definitely more crazy than other labs (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 29, 15:57:03
        
        Chocolate labs are extra "attuned" though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 29, 15:49:24
- Cats are uber cool (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 29, 15:35:25
- Dogs are thick as pigshit. That's why they are brill (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 29, 15:29:20
- wrong, all cats are shit arses. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 29, 15:28:39
- it's true, cats don't even like being looked at when they're having a dump (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 15:26:57
  - alright worzel did you see my post early this morning re tax? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:32:16
    - hello, no, I didn't. I'll take a gander now.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 15:41:14
      - excellent info, hopefully that very complete info (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 15:46:17
        
        hahaha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:50:26
- dogs are as thick as selwyns (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 29, 15:26:14
  - like to see you train a cat to retrieve (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:27:40
    - Don't throw stuff away, and you won't need your dog to run and get it for you. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 29, 15:33:40
      - I'd like to see a cat swim out in the Wash and collect the pinkfoot goose I've just shot (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 15:38:41
        
        theres been a hell of a lot about this year! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:45:57
        
        It's been great, hasn't it! (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 16:03:09
        
        indeed! more woodcock this year than I can ever remember! (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 16:14:41
        
        HONK! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 29, 15:43:20
        
        lol now that would be a funny sight! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:43:18
        
        you can train cats to shit in the bog (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 15:49:49
      - nah i dont throw stuff for it (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:35:21
    - i've never had to teach a cat not to eat socks (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 29, 15:31:05
      - I've never had to train a dog not to give birth in my sock drawer (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 15:39:14
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:34:20
  - Cats are as friendly as Ralf (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 15:26:48
    - i don't care what you say, i will never lick your balls for you (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 29, 15:28:42
- Man's best friend will never surrender to the shit arses (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:26:08
- It's too busy creeping into other people's gardens and shitting in their flower beds (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 15:26:00
- Shitarses are rubbish and gay (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 29, 15:25:18
- Mrs Loj got a cat, I like them as kittens then they get boring, but I am actually liking (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 29, 15:24:17
  - How does your cock get on with Mrs LOJ's pussy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 15:26:20
    - famously, plenty of interaction the cock chases the pussy catches it the cat purrs (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 29, 15:30:13
    - Wahey! (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 29, 15:28:36
- Here we go again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 29, 15:22:45
  - (You are 100% right though, incidently) (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 29, 15:23:01
    - (and I forgot the add the Happy Shopper bag and the tinsel...) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 29, 15:25:01
- Not in your garden maybe? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 29, 15:22:13
If any of you lot have a pet monkey, (Other Football) - CB41, Jan 29, 13:20:40
- What if I am a monkey (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jan 29, 13:22:13
  - Man got his monkey, (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 29, 13:32:24
  - as long as you aren't in Nodge you'll be ok (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Jan 29, 13:22:45
    - No he is fine, as he speaks English. It's only if you speak French you're in trouble (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 29, 13:24:19
      - Ah, good point (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Jan 29, 13:25:26
- ok (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 29, 13:21:23
  - Not you, you live in Cambridge - you'll be ok (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Jan 29, 13:22:15
    - even better (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 29, 13:30:46
Lambo says a club wants Curo (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 29, 11:58:15
- MoFo FAIL - no #ilwt hashtag (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 29, 12:54:39
- any further signings for us or lambo say were done..? (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jan 29, 12:02:46
- Yes, but it's Mercy (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 29, 12:01:15
- I'll drive him there in his Aston Martin we paid for. (n/m) (NCFC) - Hugh_Large, Jan 29, 12:00:12
  - We paid for your car (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 29, 12:01:46
    - Liking your work. (n/m) (NCFC) - Hugh_Large, Jan 29, 12:02:30
      - I'm not... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 29, 12:06:22
        
        Oldham Fishal Site about our ticket allocation (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 29, 12:09:46
        
        Oh yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 29, 12:10:33
Am I the only one who is thoughtless and insensitive enough not to give a shit about the (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jan 29, 11:19:09
- I definitely give a shit (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 11:32:35
  - Did you see Davina in the big brother house? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jan 29, 11:53:43
  - You have encapsulated my thoughts far more eruditely than I could of. (General Chat) - Hugh_Large, Jan 29, 11:45:57
  - exactly (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 29, 11:45:03
  - There is another major cause of east-west tension we created too - (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 29, 11:39:19
  - hear, hear (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 29, 11:37:53
  - Well said (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 29, 11:37:21
  - oh well (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 29, 11:33:37
- He did what he thought was right (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 29, 11:23:04
  - and roeder (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 29, 11:31:04
  - ^^^ Godwin's Law threshold reached. Thread over. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 29, 11:29:54
- No, I'm the same. It's become like Norn Oirland was in the 80's. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 29, 11:21:36
  - For me, it was the destination of my Summer holibobs (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 29, 11:25:52
- same as you (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 29, 11:21:33
Tony Blair was aware of the "downside" argument of going to war. (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 29, 11:02:21
- He was also aware that there were no WMD (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 29, 11:17:09
  - If politicians went to prison for that, they'd be even more overcrowded. (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 29, 11:24:42
  - There is no justice (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 11:18:50
    - Very true OG (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 29, 11:22:59
      - I don't know. But Grandmaster Flash said it in Beat Street Breakdown. (General Chat) - Hugh_Large, Jan 29, 11:35:46
- And what happened on 9/11 changed his view on Iraq. FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 29, 11:09:16
  - A call from George (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 29, 11:15:10
- "We were facing a new threat from religious fanaticism" (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 29, 11:08:06
  - No he meant himself (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 29, 11:10:18
- He really needs a nice cup of STFU (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 29, 11:05:09
  - ... (General Chat) - Hugh_Large, Jan 29, 11:08:19
    - I mean... (General Chat) - Hugh_Large, Jan 29, 11:09:32
      - FFS I mean (General Chat) - Hugh_Large, Jan 29, 11:10:37
  - We wouldnt be able to answer many questions then, would he. "No comment" (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 29, 11:07:32
    - He could just say "Aint got a scoobie, ask George, I was just following orders guv" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 29, 11:09:19
  - We finally get him in front of the whitewa- sorry, enquiry, and you want him to say nothin (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 29, 11:07:05
    - LOL, course not, but every time he opens his cakehole he digs himself deeper (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 29, 11:08:53
  - I'm sure he'd love to shut the fuck up (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jan 29, 11:06:43
  - Que? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 29, 11:06:34
OK, own up who posted the nasty replies? (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 29, 10:58:45
- It's good to see professional journalists rising above petty arguments (General Chat) - Ben, Jan 29, 12:28:41
- errors (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 11:21:09
- I am appalled by how unprofessional he is (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 29, 11:15:55
  - Exactly but he is probably as thick as pig shit so doesn't realise that (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 29, 11:26:19
- there are grammatical errors in his appology lol, thought he was a paid writer? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 11:13:30
- And no-one told him the real reason for Manure's green and yellow conversion? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 29, 11:13:20
- Was that us or the pink un? Shirley not us (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jan 29, 11:09:37
- Dunno, but I am tempted to just post a comment "Oh, fuck off you bender" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 29, 11:06:30
- ummmm, ahem! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 29, 11:06:03
  - thankyou..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 29, 11:08:25
    - whoops! reply to BSE below! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 29, 11:08:57
  - Short and to the point, very good (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 29, 11:07:03
- I can't see the comments (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 29, 11:04:13
  - he wasn't going to publish abuse was he lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 29, 11:04:47
    - There *are* some here though for that post (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 29, 11:09:45
- ... (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 29, 11:02:54
  - 1.01 landed (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 29, 11:03:11
- "They refer to my anatomy, my writing skills, my parentage and my personal habits" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 29, 11:00:38
  - nope....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 29, 11:07:32
So Drury's out for a fortnight (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 29, 10:41:46
- Careful about that (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 29, 10:51:42
  - but what an amateur he is (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 29, 10:53:41
    - Good point, well made (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 29, 11:11:18
- I second that (e)motion. In a huge large stylee. (NCFC) - Hugh_Large, Jan 29, 10:50:26
  - And mine, I love Drury. But then I was onoce one of about 7 kids out of a few hundred that (NCFC) - megson, Jan 29, 11:41:54
  - You've got mine. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 29, 10:53:48
    - Currently imagining Two Rs warbling "You've got mine babe" in a Sonny & Cher stylee (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 29, 10:57:05
      - Well I don't know if all that's true (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 29, 10:59:37
      - Actually I was imagining him warbling "I've got you babe." in a Sonny & Cher stylee. (n/m) (NCFC) - Hugh_Large, Jan 29, 10:58:40
        
        Think I may of whooshed my self. As you were. (NCFC) - Hugh_Large, Jan 29, 10:59:37
        
        There's always one non-conformist (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 29, 10:59:25
  - 300+ appearances, former captain, BB trophy winner (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 29, 10:52:01
    - It's a fucking disgrace. If you took a good look at my face, you'd see the tracks of my te (NCFC) - Hugh_Large, Jan 29, 10:54:08
- has he become the best full back outside the Championship? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 29, 10:50:11
  - bet ashley cole is a contender for that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 29, 10:51:12
    - Below then (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 29, 10:52:46
- Hmm. Top goalscorer, and both fullbacks out. That could pose problems. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 29, 10:47:44
- he has been brilliant, we will really miss him. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 29, 10:46:44
- Have you ever called canarycall? Your husband is Nicholas isn't he? I've heard him a few (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jan 29, 10:43:20
  - She often calls, she uses one of those voice-altering filters and the nom de guerre Barry (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 29, 10:46:12
    - I always imagine Camcan sounding like Hyacinth Bucket (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 29, 10:48:55
      - No I imagine Mariella Frostrup (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jan 29, 11:03:49
        
        Alas no (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 29, 11:07:46
        
        Do you say "Kiambridge" yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 29, 11:11:50
        
        Ah good one. Int she a bit of a goer? (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 29, 11:05:53
- yes..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 29, 10:43:06
  - Well the act of calling CC seems to give my husband a local accent (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 29, 10:47:06
    - it seems to be getting stronger the more often he phones in too (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 29, 10:50:36
      - Ha! I was the same - I *thought* it was him, but wasnt sure for a while... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 29, 11:06:01
      - My brother was convinced it wasn't him (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 29, 10:53:09
        
        Speaking of "bootafull" - he retired last week. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 29, 10:54:53
    - and I suppose I must say Doory without the first R (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 29, 10:48:25
    - good good.......... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 29, 10:48:16
When you Google-image Michael Rose (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 29, 10:08:24
- A less professional tattooist would have put the L on the left cheek and NDON on the right (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 29, 10:27:32
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 10:34:57
    - That would be easily tattooed using just two 'l's... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 29, 10:35:41
- Yes! (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 29, 10:17:07
  - That wasn't the answer I was looking for, Mr Two Arses (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 29, 10:24:38
    - Oh yeah. Sorry. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 29, 10:35:48
    - Maybe that IS Michael Rose (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Jan 29, 10:25:34
So what's the Wrath Verdict on Catcher in the Rye? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 10:06:08
- Not John Lennons favourite read. (n/m) (General Chat) - gordon ottershaw, Jan 29, 11:38:33
- Ah, only just realised where that came from. Salinger is brown bread I hear (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 29, 10:42:14
  - Indeed. Schteve, there's a pens question up there ^^^ which also involves female arses (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 10:45:10
    - Google int pens these days isut (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 29, 10:48:44
      - Intut? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 10:52:41
        
        "Google in China" controversy has meant it's now taught as part of Geography. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 29, 10:58:51
        
        It's mainstream. Even your grandkids can Google before they can manage to control their (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 29, 10:57:59
        
        Perhaps the worst book that I've ever read. (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Jan 29, 12:50:59
        
        Bloody hell, I can Google. Controlling my bowels is another matter though (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 29, 11:03:56
- Has it got pictures? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 29, 10:31:49
- I liked it very much, although short of masterpiece (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 29, 10:28:21
- I liked it. (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 29, 10:22:56
  - Was expecting (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Jan 29, 10:23:48
    - I like to throw one in occasionally to keep you all on guard. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 29, 10:31:08
- You're just a phoney (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Jan 29, 10:18:35
  - Thought you might pop up today (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 10:25:10
- I enjoyed it very much, although I agree I found Holden to be a tit. That's probably (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 29, 10:09:04
- haha (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 29, 10:08:41
  - Yes, I was wondering if that was it! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 10:09:39
- Haven't read it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 29, 10:08:33
  - me neither (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 29, 10:10:07
  - epic fail (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 10:09:05
    - I bought it for mother a couple of years ago (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 29, 10:10:53
Just seen tha Elin has decided not to leave her serial cheating billionaire husband (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 08:31:35
- CB41 moment (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 29, 08:55:48
  - Tiger woods wife has decided not to divorce him despite him not being able to count on (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 09:06:16
    - ah yes (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 29, 09:07:45
      - That is very cynical (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 09:41:49
        
        I did think that (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 29, 09:47:58
        
        incorrect (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 09:47:15
        
        200m would be enough to be getting on with! (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 10:02:24
        
        OG, you've got to learn how to be more cynical! ;) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 10:04:59
        
        Never underestimate the rich's capacity to want even more money (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 29, 09:46:39
        
        $200m is being reported. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 29, 09:46:02
        
        I refer the poster to my earlier answer (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 29, 09:47:26
        
        and the nasty cynic in me (part 2) thinks (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 29, 09:50:23
  - He's watching re-runs of Dallas (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jan 29, 08:59:04
- that* (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 08:31:55
?It's an excellent location and a good opportunity to bring a disused site back to use,? (General Chat) - APB, Jan 28, 17:17:24
- Having lived round there, I can only see the vastly overpriced Co-op suffering. (General Chat) - lurd, Jan 28, 17:21:44
  - Well speaking as someone who uses the butcher and grocer (General Chat) - APB, Jan 28, 17:43:47
    - There are two bakers (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 28, 18:52:00
  - And the first to go to Tescos when they realise it's cheaper... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 17:26:46
Iphone people, best applications that don't require connection to internet please (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 28, 16:25:53
- profanity app (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 28, 16:41:35
  - and what does that do? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 28, 16:50:47
    - generates insults (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 28, 17:35:35
      - why would i want that? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 28, 17:58:47
        
        for shits and giggles (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 28, 18:10:59
    - dunno but it runs off fucking cunting profane gas. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 28, 16:52:06
  - fuck off (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 28, 16:42:16
    - Sickening, unnattractive shit charmer (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 28, 16:44:23
      - Is that similar to a snake charmer? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 16:45:34
- There's a new private detective crime solving application out (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 28, 16:37:04
- Do they do a keypad app like what you can plug in with buttons and all? (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 16:32:44
- virtual iPint of lager (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 28, 16:26:55
  - no, that's shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 28, 16:30:44
    - sorry, you should of let us know what ones you already had (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 28, 16:33:31
      - I don't have any (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 28, 16:36:01
        
        Maybe you can get a Colt 45 app. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 16:37:43
        
        I think there is one actually (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 16:39:00
        
        Here... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 16:54:23
    - no shit (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 16:31:46
      - yes, shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 28, 16:34:54
  - oh oh, that is sooooo funny! I larf every time (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 28, 16:29:14
  - That really is hilarious intut. Saw some bloke doing that in a pub - (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 16:28:53
    - not as impressive as the iLightsabre app (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 28, 16:30:01
      - This bloke in the pub was also showing the landlord how out of level his bar was (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 16:31:21
        
        How do you know he'd calibrated it correctly? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 16:36:12
        
        Well he had an eyefoon so I assumed he was of massive intellect and would haveof done that (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 16:38:24
        
        Dunno (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 16:39:50
        
        i thought you were joking about "calibration"? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 28, 16:50:35
        
        No, it's true! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 16:51:59
        
        oh lord (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 28, 16:55:09
        
        That said, I wouldn't show it off if knowing that (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 16:40:27
        
        cool. i hate drinking off a wonky bar (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 28, 16:32:19
        
        Yebut he could tilt his virtual pint to take out the unlevelness (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 16:33:36
        
        good app idea. and if there was a power cut he could light up his virtual now straight be (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 28, 16:35:20
        
        In fact those two apps are so good, I'm going out right now to (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 16:37:02
        
        bargain. (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 28, 16:39:04
        
        More likely set up a mutual bluetooth chat type session (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 16:41:56
        
        sounds good (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 28, 16:43:47
        
        F***in bargain Tombs. Plus you'll also be able to spend shed loads each month on (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 16:45:04
        
        i already manage that without a fucking ifoon (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 28, 16:48:11
        
        Christ, mines a tenth of that and then I don't use all my free calls n txts (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 17:01:46
        
        it's nearly all calls (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 28, 17:06:56
        
        can't you do that with most modern foons? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 16:43:44
        
        c'mon CB (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 28, 16:45:22
        
        Oh I know I can't but I'm sure my ?40 Samsung "nothing alse but a mobile foon" can (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 16:46:43
        
        if it had a half competent driver (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 16:47:21
        
        It'll change your life! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 16:37:55
        
        I know, I'll be ?200 odd quid worse off :-( (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 16:39:14
At least this Ipswich fan had enough morals to not have children with his sister and (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jan 28, 16:16:13
- Does he really not know why they're wearing yellow & green? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 16:44:02
- lol amusing that. Amusing in a "I am pretending norwich are deluded and irrelevant but (NCFC) - megson, Jan 28, 16:39:16
  - yes, like we are completely inconsequential to him (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 28, 17:00:45
    - Deeply sad. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Jan 28, 17:03:34
- We dont know what a cup final win feels like? (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 28, 16:32:00
- I'll tell you what I know (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 28, 16:27:52
- What a complete and utter c**t. Hope he gets some horrible disease. (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 28, 16:23:36
- what a cunt (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 28, 16:21:32
  - fucking beardy cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 28, 16:22:04
- You've thought he'd've at least done some fucking research. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 16:19:34
  - what an unpleasantly self-satisfied cunt (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 28, 16:23:39
    - the same cunt that did the marcus evans thing (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 28, 16:24:33
      - The guy sounds like a hoot, you bring the booze, I'll bring the barley, he can bring his (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jan 28, 16:26:56
        
        What about wrath bird watchers? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 28, 16:29:49
      - Ah so he's a snivelling boot licker then. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 28, 16:25:14
        
        Muthafucking Cunt of all Cunts. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 16:27:43
        
        yes, that total non-story (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 28, 16:27:32
Anyone (Dutch Stephen?) know anything about Microsoft Certification Training? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 15:13:23
- Minsweeper Consultant and Solitaire Experts were not widely thought of where I work. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jan 28, 16:26:55
- What part of Microsoft do you work or want to work with? (General Chat) - Ricochet Rabbit, Jan 28, 15:46:49
  - .NET web application development with Visual Studio. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 15:53:34
- also you want to find a supplier in a nice place (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 28, 15:26:42
  - Well, our Mancs office is a building-share with the University of Manchester (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 15:28:52
    - Don't bother with training. Just buy the book and take the exam. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 28, 15:30:11
      - Hmm. Looking at the MCP exam which is the prerequisite to MCTS and MCPD (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 15:46:42
        
        THE book (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 28, 16:10:08
        
        from Jarrolds? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 16:17:47
- I was supposed to be going to a Microsoft update day tomorrow (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 28, 15:24:58
- MS Certifications are quite literally not worth the paper they're written on (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 15:23:53
  - Dunno about now, but until 3 or 4 years ago, that is absolutely untrue. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 28, 15:25:46
    - My evidence is anecdotal to be fair (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 15:31:50
      - Yeah, but you're not talking about MCP for development (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 28, 15:34:03
        
        No, that's true (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 15:55:52
        
        Jafski - what are your thoughts on this matter? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 28, 15:35:54
        
        I feel that it's an ecumenical matter. (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 28, 16:02:25
        
        Horses ! Probably (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 28, 15:38:58
- Did a foo MCPs but pre .NET (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 28, 15:20:11
- here is the Jarrolds site stuff.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 28, 15:19:17
  - No, that's "My first pooter" stuff. For MCP look at msdn.microsoft.com (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 28, 15:21:05
  - No .NETtage there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 15:20:15
    - I would ask them if they know of any providers (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 28, 15:22:09
    - Hare gew (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 28, 15:21:36
      - Chairs (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 15:26:55
- .Net sucks (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 28, 15:16:06
  - I don't have much choice. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 15:17:24
- Yes I do actually. (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 28, 15:14:33
- I think Jarrolds do it. My mate's sister done Excel there. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 15:14:18
  - Excel 16? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 28, 15:14:51
    - u crack me up m8 ftw. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 15:15:21
      - lolz at u bruv innit (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 28, 15:16:46
What size is something like The Wire when put on my iphone? (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 28, 11:41:35
- Ask Jafski! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 28, 12:57:43
- Huge Large. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hugh_Large, Jan 28, 11:54:20
- Huge (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 28, 11:51:07
- It depends on the resolution of the video (number of pixels wide and tall) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 11:51:04
  - thanks muchly (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 28, 11:55:44
- You'd need the 3GS really. It's a pretty large thing. One episode of the wire would need (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 28, 11:45:02
  - I'd (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 28, 11:49:17
- Depends how big your iphone is. (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 28, 11:42:44
  - 16BG (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 28, 11:53:00
    - Just watch it on the telly, got to be easier surely (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 11:54:50
      - shut it grandpa (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 28, 11:55:57
        
        More to do with ease of use than age. IF I had an eyefone and wanted to watch (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 12:00:02
        
        You need an iPad then (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 12:06:40
        
        I don't, I've got a telly (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 28, 12:07:47
        
        Can't take your telly with you when you're out and about though (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 12:09:01
Concerning? (NCFC) - asics_kit, Jan 28, 11:01:32
- Mogga? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 11:05:36
- SunSport asked the Celtic manager if he felt under pressure. He said: (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 28, 11:04:02
- don't think Lambert would leave this season now (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 28, 11:02:59
  - Don't agree with at all, sadly (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 28, 11:03:53
    - would he now though? (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 28, 11:21:13
      - no (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 28, 11:29:53
      - Take the Eeyore factor into account. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 11:28:17
        
        true (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 28, 11:35:23
    - he might take teapot with him (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 28, 11:06:04
    - 57,066 (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 11:05:58
      - thank you. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 28, 11:11:39
      - I've always wanted to go there. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 11:07:29
        
        I've been (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 11:08:57
      - mostly cunts (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 28, 11:06:47
        
        only the Scottish ones (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 28, 11:30:35
  - no better than league one (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 28, 11:03:16
- Yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 28, 11:02:11
To the top with you... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jan 28, 10:44:14
- gerrard, the nations hero (n/m) (Other Football) - lmc, Jan 28, 11:09:59
- I assume it's some over paid ponce in the Prem? (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 11:06:20
- stringersetc is in Acton (Other Football) - camcan, Jan 28, 10:48:14
  - Er I'll have you know I'm on the Ealing/Acton borders, I could be foreign (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jan 28, 10:56:45
  - was supposed to be down a bit vvv (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Jan 28, 10:48:31
    - Yeah, I figured as much... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jan 28, 10:49:49
      - Er Acton/Ealing border we have trees you know (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jan 28, 10:57:16
- Damien Francis (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jan 28, 10:46:48
  - Who is it really? (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jan 28, 10:47:25
Predictions................. (General Chat) - CarlsbergCanary, Jan 28, 10:09:57
- What on earth made you so optimistic back in June? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 10:35:19
  - I had a premonition, i have ?100 on us to go up as Champs....... (General Chat) - CarlsbergCanary, Jan 28, 10:39:05
    - ?100! Nice - what odds did you get? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 10:42:45
      - I got 3/1 the day after we lost to ColScum........... (General Chat) - CarlsbergCanary, Jan 28, 10:46:37
        
        3/1???? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 28, 10:51:30
        
        Yes seriously 3/1, i thought it would be more than that (General Chat) - CarlsbergCanary, Jan 28, 10:53:21
        
        Shocking odds (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 11:00:23
        
        Oh I see (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 28, 10:57:12
        
        Botwrights in Bungay, he wasnt offering 7/1 before the start of the season................ (General Chat) - CarlsbergCanary, Jan 28, 11:02:04
        
        Presumably from the Martins and entourage? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 11:07:52
        
        Martins? They are from Beccles (n/m) (General Chat) - CarlsbergCanary, Jan 28, 11:14:29
        
        Oh, yeah, of course... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 11:45:19
        
        Chris Martin = The Beccles Express. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 11:16:42
        
        Though having said that his brother and sister work with me in Bungay (n/m) (General Chat) - CarlsbergCanary, Jan 28, 11:19:33
      - I did ?30 pre season as champs 7/1 - after ColWho it was 24/1 (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 28, 10:46:06
        
        Crikey, the Bookies in Bungay must be really tight, he has never offered 24/1 for anything (n/m) (General Chat) - CarlsbergCanary, Jan 28, 10:48:08
        
        Did you seriously get 24/1 Jumbo? i find that hard to believe after one game (General Chat) - CarlsbergCanary, Jan 28, 10:51:45
        
        pretty sure it was - didn't do it as I already dad the 7/1 shot riding (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 28, 10:54:47
    - My mum and dad used to take us to Bungay for Sunday lunch sometimes... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 28, 10:42:08
      - what did you have (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 28, 10:43:07
        
        Roast beef... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 28, 10:45:06
    - I have just truly laughed out loud at that message body (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 28, 10:40:51
- I was never asked but if I had been I'd have said... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 28, 10:31:00
  - You and Selwyn. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jan 28, 10:33:52
    - That's not very nice Mr Sphinx... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 28, 10:38:51
      - Oh I've not heard about that before. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jan 28, 10:43:52
- Even if you didnt make a prediction then, you can now (n/m) (General Chat) - CarlsbergCanary, Jan 28, 10:26:06
  - brilliant, CHAMPIONES! (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Jan 28, 10:26:54
- I'm not on there, but I thought 6th-10th. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 28, 10:25:54
  - mbk bookmarked my top two teams tweet (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 28, 10:43:00
- 2nd (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 28, 10:25:19
- I'll stick to my prediction of champions (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jan 28, 10:22:19
- Phew, I thought that was going to be another complaint... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 28, 10:21:18
- I didn't do one. I'll go for 9th (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 28, 10:13:12
- wow so many mug predictions there (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 28, 10:12:33
  - Agreed (General Chat) - pants, Jan 28, 10:31:07
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 28, 10:36:35
    - lollage (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jan 28, 10:35:14
Murrage a break down in the first set - slowly becoming more Scottish and less British. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 09:17:31
- Hang on... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 09:28:20
  - Wasn't your 'Pull Thru' Barker' a tennis related post? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 28, 09:40:52
    - Haha - very good (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 10:28:53
  - It's on in the office. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 28, 09:29:41
- Scotch bottler, Famous Grouse (n/m) (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Jan 28, 09:27:10
Pull Thru' Barker (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 28, 09:00:28
Massive Attack's new album. (General Chat) - APB, Jan 27, 17:05:25
- Heard a couple of tracks the other day, sounded ok. They don't believe in being prolific (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 17:06:09
  - No, indeed. (General Chat) - APB, Jan 27, 17:21:35
    - I heard one track and thought it was rubbish (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 17:50:38
FAO: pants (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 27, 16:28:26
- prediction league? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 16:46:24
  - Coming tomorrow - updates are made, and awaiting AB Enterprises to complete (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 27, 16:50:23
    - FFS! (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 27, 16:56:13
      - ^^^ He's got his parts on. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 27, 19:18:19
- ta :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 16:40:33
- Yeah, that ^^^^ is the sort of thing I meant (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 16:34:40
Apple's new tablet thingy, are we all wetting ourselves in anticipation? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 15:38:11
- ... (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 27, 16:13:36
  - Now that's just silly (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 27, 16:17:06
    - What the fuck did you expect? (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 27, 16:26:12
      - ^^on tilt^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 27, 16:30:11
        
        No. Just being silly. (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 27, 16:36:25
        
        So was I (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 27, 16:49:45
        
        I know. (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 27, 17:01:36
- ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 16:09:54
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 27, 16:13:02
  - and the Onion equivalent (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 27, 16:12:20
    - genuine lol at The Suduko Killer. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Jan 27, 18:17:07
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 16:17:42
- Geek. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 27, 16:03:56
- ,,, (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 27, 15:57:23
  - Neat (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 27, 16:01:49
- It will be interesting (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 27, 15:53:22
- Apple are worse than Microsoft with their revenue model. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 15:50:33
  - in english? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 27, 15:51:47
    - Right, so you buy an iPhone. Great bit of gear. Then, you (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 16:03:30
      - but where Apple lead the rest will follow (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 16:07:28
        
        Well, not sure that will last. Used to be the same with MS until people got sick of the (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 16:09:42
      - so what you're saying is they know how to make money (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 27, 16:06:13
        
        Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 16:07:19
- Not really, I've got that much to watch/listen to/do with old technology (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 15:49:40
  - Maybe this'll let you do all those things much quicker than on your old technology? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 15:50:55
    - eg? (don't understand) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 15:56:56
      - Oh, dunno (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 15:59:45
        
        I bet it's amazing (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 16:02:58
    - and on the move (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 15:54:01
      - and on one device instead of two or three (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 27, 15:57:27
        
        No, that I doubt. You'd still need an iPhone as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 16:08:11
        
        But I want to hold a huge large laptop to my ear (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 27, 16:16:37
        
        That's the spirit! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 16:24:02
        
        There's that, but I'm really wary of breaking small gadgets that are worth a lot of money (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 16:02:07
      - You will look rather daft holding it up to your ear on the train though (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 15:55:58
        
        screen for watching films on the move/playing games/reading books etc (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 16:01:27
        
        Just like having a laptop then, but without the keyboard ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 16:07:54
        
        ... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 16:12:46
        
        will it have a scroll wheel instead? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 27, 16:12:25
- Is it soluble? If not I'm out. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 27, 15:44:21
- yes (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 27, 15:42:29
- Dunno (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 15:41:07
- yup (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 27, 15:40:30
  - A giant iPhone then (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 27, 15:45:56
    - Games on phones used to be great on phones, until I worked out how to convert (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 15:51:09
      - I'm just not a gadget person (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 27, 15:55:22
        
        Converting 20 minute comedy shows to my mp3/mp4/xvid thing has been (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 16:00:38
        
        Good times. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 27, 16:04:41
By the way - in the chatty last night.... which one of you logged in (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 27, 14:35:52
- And how exactly did it save their marriage? (General Chat) - Small, Jan 27, 15:17:50
  - Sucking tummy string out of your lover's bumby (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 15:21:58
    - I'm going to regret this, but what's a bumby? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 15:47:31
      - arse (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 15:48:43
        
        oh (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 15:53:50
    - oh no (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 27, 15:25:06
    - chortle (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 15:22:41
- Hey Suggsy, is it too late to say Amanda nobhead Holden? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jan 27, 15:07:59
  - AAAAAARGGHHHH, don't mention its name!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 27, 15:13:41
  - Oh and whoever said Jennifer Aniston needs to take a long hard look at themselves (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jan 27, 15:09:02
    - I can't help it if your standards are so low (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 27, 15:14:38
      - She can tickle my balls with her extra long stubbly chin all she likes (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jan 27, 15:17:58
    - Or Jennifer Aniston (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 27, 15:13:19
- Damn near ruined mine. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 27, 15:05:02
- Sorry (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jan 27, 14:57:33
- Not me (General Chat) - Felchingsavedmymarri, Jan 27, 14:46:06
  - Hello Ben (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 27, 14:55:12
- nope (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 14:44:29
- Not me (n/m) (General Chat) - Shaggy, Jan 27, 14:44:14
- Not me (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 14:44:01
- Not me (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 27, 14:43:51
- Not me (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 14:42:54
- Not me (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 14:41:26
- Not me (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 14:40:49
- Not me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 27, 14:39:42
  - Not me (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 27, 14:46:43
    - There's always one (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 27, 14:47:03
      - One what? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 27, 14:48:30
        
        that ballses up where they wanted to post (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 27, 14:49:43
        
        I haven't got time for all that, I'm trying to keep UK manufacturing going! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 27, 14:50:52
Rio Ferdinand DENIES the assault! (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 27, 14:33:21
- I can't bloody believe that (Other Football) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Jan 27, 15:02:44
  - Of course he has the right to appeal! (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 15:07:24
- What assault? (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 14:41:56
  - If you'd seen it you'd be aghast (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 27, 14:52:27
    - Ryan France, he scored a pen when they played at Hull (Other Football) - pants, Jan 27, 15:05:52
      - Craig Fagin. Talksport reminded me. (n/m) (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 27, 15:14:12
- If it's not increased, then you know that Mafia practically run football (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 27, 14:36:58
Lambo is a genius (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jan 27, 13:23:07
- Your comment about the Charlton game is why I have so little respect for you (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 27, 14:01:33
  - ho ho ho (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jan 27, 14:06:55
- When was the last time before The Coming of Lambo we played three at the back (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 14:01:19
  - never seen it. (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jan 27, 14:11:21
    - Dunno wasn't there (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 14:16:26
- He's certainly a bit of a smartarse (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 27, 13:56:44
  - I'm eggstatic (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jan 27, 14:05:21
    - opinions aren't made up shit (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 27, 14:10:58
      - I would rather journalists (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jan 27, 14:18:25
        
        Martin came on at 71 minutes (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Jan 27, 14:22:27
        
        oh, thought you were talking about the messageboard on Oink (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 27, 14:21:42
      - Correction (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 14:17:25
    - just because we are winning (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 27, 14:08:59
    - Oh do fuck off (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 14:08:12
    - you miserable fuck (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 27, 14:06:14
- twat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 27, 13:49:12
- Absolutely, it's so easy to get subs right (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 27, 13:36:03
  - Especially Worthy and hm bringing on Daryl Sutch in the playoff final, stroke of fucking (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jan 27, 13:41:03
    - Perfect timing too, just before a corner (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 13:48:08
- do you have a point? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 27, 13:35:39
  - rolls eyes (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jan 27, 13:45:57
    - isn't most stuff spouted by football fans on message boards (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 27, 13:51:02
    - If you're bossing a half why would you make an early substitution? (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 27, 13:50:01
      - because you are still losing & chances aren't being taken? (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jan 27, 14:00:22
        
        Well this is exactly where you are wrong (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 27, 14:32:15
        
        no, read what I wrote. (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jan 27, 14:38:56
        
        Do you not think that maybe you have taken it a bit to literally though (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 27, 14:48:24
        
        vendetta? Nope. (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jan 27, 15:05:38
        
        I would say that the vast majority of managers (NCFC) - jamesward, Jan 27, 15:09:40
        
        That's funny. I though journalism was about facts. (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jan 27, 15:13:12
        
        Oh, whatever (NCFC) - jamesward, Jan 27, 15:17:33
        
        He made his main sub on 71 minutes (NCFC) - jamesward, Jan 27, 14:43:35
        
        so why not say so? (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jan 27, 15:10:47
        
        His goal made it 4-0 and improved our GD further (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 27, 15:19:35
        
        PMSL LOL ROFL (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jan 27, 15:21:42
        
        So you should always make an early sub if you're not banging in at least 2 goals? (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 27, 14:06:38
    - you could argue that making two subs in the last two mins (NCFC) - Pixelman, Jan 27, 13:48:40
    - Oh do one, grumpy nuts (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 13:48:30
    - He made a change after 71 minutes (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Jan 27, 13:48:02
  - Yes (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 27, 13:39:41
- Yeah, what a dick (n/m) (NCFC) - mr chimp, Jan 27, 13:35:18
- Spot on, how dare people praise someone who has just won 13 games out of 15 with the other (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jan 27, 13:34:10
- ^^Bryan Gunn^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Jan 27, 13:24:38
What about right, say, if you had just done a sari from Mr Singh, Stalls No. 110/111 on (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:00:11
- fanny hair (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 13:37:35
  - lol (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:43:54
- Braeburns Plums Forum (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 27, 13:21:45
  - Good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:23:08
- Forum. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 27, 13:20:26
  - A profligate breaburner (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:26:33
    - Why profligate? (General Chat) - APB, Jan 27, 13:28:50
      - as in without morals (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:32:29
        
        "Shamelessly immoral" - I like that. Debauched. Actually, if you can be de-bauched... (General Chat) - APB, Jan 27, 13:36:03
- Polos (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 27, 13:12:52
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:14:12
- option A in light of her bulky frame (n/m) (General Chat) - Danny, Jan 27, 13:12:28
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:13:59
- Are they mint or fruit polos? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 27, 13:09:54
  - It has no bearing. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:10:18
    - It does if they take the taste away! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 27, 13:11:09
      - Ok - some of the BSE nodgers are up this weekend. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:11:47
        
        BSE nodgers, I thought it was just me and the other BSE's (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 27, 13:13:29
        
        Actually I think I'd (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 27, 13:12:49
        
        Unfortunately you have answered incorrectly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:13:44
- Option number "a" (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 13:09:41
  - Tentative 'good'. One should really read the dilemma. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:10:55
    - Not necessarily (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 13:12:33
- i'm still upset by yesterday's false assertion (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 13:09:00
  - Unfortunately you have answered incorrectly Ralf 'Mary Avoider' Scrampton. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:09:45
    - don't care, you is wrong and you knows you is (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 13:12:08
- I would probably..... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 13:06:41
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:07:22
- (b), the polo thing (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 27, 13:04:43
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:07:37
    - but he's not going back for them!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 13:08:07
      - I did consider this. However, they are still there for later whether or not he returns for (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:09:06
        
        furry muff (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 13:10:32
- The BBC shop is no more. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 27, 13:04:26
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:08:09
- (a) (n/m) (General Chat) - Hugh_Large, Jan 27, 13:02:41
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:07:48
- hang a bag of Braeburns from your plums and do a show for the ladies (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 27, 13:01:37
  - my plums? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:02:06
    - lol - yes (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 27, 13:04:07
      - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:07:59
Swedish car company flogged to dutch mickey mouse car company for 43 milly un (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 27, 11:44:10
- I don't think Saab have particularly high debts (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 11:54:28
- I have a saab..... the lights don't stay on. Should they? (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jan 27, 11:50:22
  - Elk & Safety gone mad (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 27, 11:56:27
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 27, 11:56:49
  - i know (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 27, 11:52:37
    - I shagged Delia in a Saab! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 11:56:29
- The Dutch car company is owned by some dodgy Russians too (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 27, 11:49:56
  - they did a fantastic job with their F1 team too (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 12:03:11
  - Mrs Selwyn is called Moscow? (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 27, 11:55:44
    - Tsk (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 27, 11:56:49
      - no titter at all? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 27, 11:57:42
        
        It's not a mirth inducing image to have thrust into one's mind, to be frank (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 27, 12:00:01
  - Well... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 27, 11:51:38
  - back of the sofa etc (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 27, 11:51:22
- they only sold about 90,000 cars last year (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 27, 11:47:12
  - yebbut 43 milly un quid (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 27, 11:50:21
    - I think it's because GM won't' sell some of the secret technology bits 'n' bobs... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 27, 11:52:53
  - 'Exclusive ownership policy'.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 27, 11:49:21
- I love my Volvo lights. I haven't had to remember to turn them on or off for 8 years (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 11:46:02
  - mrs T has a Volvo (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 27, 11:49:07
    - I've had to spend virtually f all on it in 8 years. It's now done (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 11:52:19
    - Puffy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hugh_Large, Jan 27, 11:51:03
    - Good Norfolk posher car... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 27, 11:50:15
      - not so much any more (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 27, 12:54:02
- Are we talking Saab? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 27, 11:45:04
  - Oh yes, Saab... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 27, 11:45:32
    - ugly as sin (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 12:02:11
      - mine.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jan 27, 12:48:05
        
        compared to what they were, i'll admit that's a small improvement (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 13:04:08
        
        the last one was in *The Paradise Club but a rag top - classic (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 13:16:55
      - Design classic... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 27, 12:06:05
    - They're pretty nippy (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 11:47:08