They're not *that* stupid and they're so attuned to hoomans it's brillo pads...

They're not that stupid and they're so attuned to hoomans it's brillo pads...

...however if what cc heard that outside the bogs of the Columbia Gorge in Oregon then there must be some truth in it...

A black lab would also be splendid - I am no racist you see...

Posted By: Fierce Panda on January 29th 2010 at 15:47:14

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given the dog stories below (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 29, 15:21:26
- I'm going to have to get one now my dogs are ex. I just saw the (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 29, 15:54:46
- Actually dog's have been proven to be super intelligent in a way cats aren't... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 29, 15:35:26
  - chocolate labradors have lower IQs than other labs (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 29, 15:43:22
    - They think everybody loves them, and love everyone. Extra stupid, and therefore brill (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 29, 15:44:04
      - They're not *that* stupid and they're so attuned to hoomans it's brillo pads... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 29, 15:47:14
        
        I always have yellows (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 16:02:04
        
        surely it understands voice tones (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 16:17:15
        
        No way, it's very specific words (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 16:22:11
        
        hmm, I'm not convinced (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 16:34:24
        
        well perhaps it can be part 2 of your seduction routine (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 29, 16:38:11
        
        sausages you mean? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 17:00:50
        
        Sniff her arse you mean? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 29, 16:51:03
        
        She won't want to sniff his if you read what he's just eaten ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 29, 16:56:06
        
        I'm having to go easy on this stuff (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 17:29:04
        
        Chocolate labs are definitely more crazy than other labs (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 29, 15:57:03
        
        Chocolate labs are extra "attuned" though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 29, 15:49:24
- Cats are uber cool (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 29, 15:35:25
- Dogs are thick as pigshit. That's why they are brill (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 29, 15:29:20
- wrong, all cats are shit arses. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 29, 15:28:39
- it's true, cats don't even like being looked at when they're having a dump (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 15:26:57
  - alright worzel did you see my post early this morning re tax? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:32:16
    - hello, no, I didn't. I'll take a gander now.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 15:41:14
      - excellent info, hopefully that very complete info (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 15:46:17
        
        hahaha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:50:26
- dogs are as thick as selwyns (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 29, 15:26:14
  - like to see you train a cat to retrieve (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:27:40
    - Don't throw stuff away, and you won't need your dog to run and get it for you. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 29, 15:33:40
      - I'd like to see a cat swim out in the Wash and collect the pinkfoot goose I've just shot (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 15:38:41
        
        theres been a hell of a lot about this year! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:45:57
        
        It's been great, hasn't it! (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 16:03:09
        
        indeed! more woodcock this year than I can ever remember! (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 16:14:41
        
        HONK! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 29, 15:43:20
        
        lol now that would be a funny sight! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:43:18
        
        you can train cats to shit in the bog (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 15:49:49
      - nah i dont throw stuff for it (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:35:21
    - i've never had to teach a cat not to eat socks (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 29, 15:31:05
      - I've never had to train a dog not to give birth in my sock drawer (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 15:39:14
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:34:20
  - Cats are as friendly as Ralf (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 15:26:48
    - i don't care what you say, i will never lick your balls for you (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 29, 15:28:42
- Man's best friend will never surrender to the shit arses (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:26:08
- It's too busy creeping into other people's gardens and shitting in their flower beds (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 15:26:00
- Shitarses are rubbish and gay (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 29, 15:25:18
- Mrs Loj got a cat, I like them as kittens then they get boring, but I am actually liking (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 29, 15:24:17
  - How does your cock get on with Mrs LOJ's pussy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 15:26:20
    - famously, plenty of interaction the cock chases the pussy catches it the cat purrs (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 29, 15:30:13
    - Wahey! (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 29, 15:28:36
- Here we go again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 29, 15:22:45
  - (You are 100% right though, incidently) (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 29, 15:23:01
    - (and I forgot the add the Happy Shopper bag and the tinsel...) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 29, 15:25:01
- Not in your garden maybe? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 29, 15:22:13

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