given the dog stories below

sh*t-covered socks, bins being emptied, rats stuck in arses, human turds etc etc

I take it we now accept that cats are by far the more sensible pet?

My 10-year-old moggie has never needed any human intervention in faecal related matters, as far as I am aware.

Posted By: Tricky Hawes on January 29th 2010 at 15:21:26

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given the dog stories below (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 29, 15:21:26
- I'm going to have to get one now my dogs are ex. I just saw the (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 29, 15:54:46
- Actually dog's have been proven to be super intelligent in a way cats aren't... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 29, 15:35:26
  - chocolate labradors have lower IQs than other labs (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 29, 15:43:22
    - They think everybody loves them, and love everyone. Extra stupid, and therefore brill (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 29, 15:44:04
      - They're not *that* stupid and they're so attuned to hoomans it's brillo pads... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 29, 15:47:14
        
        I always have yellows (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 16:02:04
        
        surely it understands voice tones (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 16:17:15
        
        No way, it's very specific words (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 16:22:11
        
        hmm, I'm not convinced (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 16:34:24
        
        well perhaps it can be part 2 of your seduction routine (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 29, 16:38:11
        
        sausages you mean? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 17:00:50
        
        Sniff her arse you mean? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 29, 16:51:03
        
        She won't want to sniff his if you read what he's just eaten ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 29, 16:56:06
        
        I'm having to go easy on this stuff (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 17:29:04
        
        Chocolate labs are definitely more crazy than other labs (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 29, 15:57:03
        
        Chocolate labs are extra "attuned" though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 29, 15:49:24
- Cats are uber cool (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 29, 15:35:25
- Dogs are thick as pigshit. That's why they are brill (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 29, 15:29:20
- wrong, all cats are shit arses. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 29, 15:28:39
- it's true, cats don't even like being looked at when they're having a dump (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 15:26:57
  - alright worzel did you see my post early this morning re tax? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:32:16
    - hello, no, I didn't. I'll take a gander now.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 15:41:14
      - excellent info, hopefully that very complete info (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 15:46:17
        
        hahaha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:50:26
- dogs are as thick as selwyns (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 29, 15:26:14
  - like to see you train a cat to retrieve (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:27:40
    - Don't throw stuff away, and you won't need your dog to run and get it for you. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 29, 15:33:40
      - I'd like to see a cat swim out in the Wash and collect the pinkfoot goose I've just shot (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 15:38:41
        
        theres been a hell of a lot about this year! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:45:57
        
        It's been great, hasn't it! (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 16:03:09
        
        indeed! more woodcock this year than I can ever remember! (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 16:14:41
        
        HONK! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 29, 15:43:20
        
        lol now that would be a funny sight! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:43:18
        
        you can train cats to shit in the bog (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 29, 15:49:49
      - nah i dont throw stuff for it (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:35:21
    - i've never had to teach a cat not to eat socks (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 29, 15:31:05
      - I've never had to train a dog not to give birth in my sock drawer (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 15:39:14
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:34:20
  - Cats are as friendly as Ralf (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 15:26:48
    - i don't care what you say, i will never lick your balls for you (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 29, 15:28:42
- Man's best friend will never surrender to the shit arses (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 29, 15:26:08
- It's too busy creeping into other people's gardens and shitting in their flower beds (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 15:26:00
- Shitarses are rubbish and gay (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 29, 15:25:18
- Mrs Loj got a cat, I like them as kittens then they get boring, but I am actually liking (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 29, 15:24:17
  - How does your cock get on with Mrs LOJ's pussy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 29, 15:26:20
    - famously, plenty of interaction the cock chases the pussy catches it the cat purrs (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 29, 15:30:13
    - Wahey! (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 29, 15:28:36
- Here we go again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 29, 15:22:45
  - (You are 100% right though, incidently) (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 29, 15:23:01
    - (and I forgot the add the Happy Shopper bag and the tinsel...) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 29, 15:25:01
- Not in your garden maybe? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 29, 15:22:13

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