What about right, say, if you had just done a sari from Mr Singh, Stalls No. 110/111 on

the market when a f**king great unit of a Miranda whizzed up right quick on her x2 (with the Adventure Package), rested some wilted beans on your Peu Cross and fell over, legs akimbo shouting "Cunt off down the caff!".

Would you nick off sharpish, up towards The Forum and disrobe outside the BBC shop, hang a bag of Braeburns from your plums and do a show for the ladies or would you lick five polos and stick them in her fanny hair for later?

hmmm? hmmm?

Which of the two options you have been presented with, in spite of their unsavoury nature, would you do?

hmmm?

Posted By: malkybarkid on January 27th 2010 at 13:00:11

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What about right, say, if you had just done a sari from Mr Singh, Stalls No. 110/111 on (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:00:11
- fanny hair (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 13:37:35
  - lol (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:43:54
- Braeburns Plums Forum (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 27, 13:21:45
  - Good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:23:08
- Forum. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 27, 13:20:26
  - A profligate breaburner (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:26:33
    - Why profligate? (General Chat) - APB, Jan 27, 13:28:50
      - as in without morals (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:32:29
        
        "Shamelessly immoral" - I like that. Debauched. Actually, if you can be de-bauched... (General Chat) - APB, Jan 27, 13:36:03
- Polos (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 27, 13:12:52
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:14:12
- option A in light of her bulky frame (n/m) (General Chat) - Danny, Jan 27, 13:12:28
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:13:59
- Are they mint or fruit polos? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 27, 13:09:54
  - It has no bearing. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:10:18
    - It does if they take the taste away! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 27, 13:11:09
      - Ok - some of the BSE nodgers are up this weekend. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:11:47
        
        BSE nodgers, I thought it was just me and the other BSE's (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 27, 13:13:29
        
        Actually I think I'd (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 27, 13:12:49
        
        Unfortunately you have answered incorrectly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:13:44
- Option number "a" (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 13:09:41
  - Tentative 'good'. One should really read the dilemma. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:10:55
    - Not necessarily (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 27, 13:12:33
- i'm still upset by yesterday's false assertion (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 13:09:00
  - Unfortunately you have answered incorrectly Ralf 'Mary Avoider' Scrampton. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:09:45
    - don't care, you is wrong and you knows you is (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 13:12:08
- I would probably..... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 13:06:41
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:07:22
- (b), the polo thing (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 27, 13:04:43
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:07:37
    - but he's not going back for them!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 13:08:07
      - I did consider this. However, they are still there for later whether or not he returns for (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:09:06
        
        furry muff (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 13:10:32
- The BBC shop is no more. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 27, 13:04:26
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:08:09
- (a) (n/m) (General Chat) - Hugh_Large, Jan 27, 13:02:41
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:07:48
- hang a bag of Braeburns from your plums and do a show for the ladies (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 27, 13:01:37
  - my plums? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:02:06
    - lol - yes (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 27, 13:04:07
      - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 13:07:59

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