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Is it time for a photographic XI? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 14, 11:29:53
- Macro van Basten (n/m) (General Chat) - NorfolkSteve, Sep 14, 14:52:57
- Bobby Zoom-ora (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 14, 14:14:53
- Film Neville (n/m) (General Chat) - NorfolkSteve, Sep 14, 13:31:24
- Papparazi Bouba Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 14, 12:28:43
  - ***** (n/m) (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 14, 13:27:16
  - bolloxs (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 14, 12:29:03
- Harry RedSNAP (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Sep 14, 12:27:31
- Jpeg Okocha (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 14, 12:23:43
- Andy Photo Booth (n/m) (General Chat) - Cart Gap Disco, Sep 14, 12:17:04
- Red eye-l Berkovic (n/m) (General Chat) - Cart Gap Disco, Sep 14, 12:14:56
- Telephoto Santana (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Sep 14, 12:09:17
- Mart Zoom (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Sep 14, 12:09:00
- Racing Club de Ver ver ver Long Lens (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 14, 12:03:02
- CANitakeapictureofyourtitspleaseON my Canon. (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 14, 12:01:42
  - Preceded by Mike open brackets Sh close brackets (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 14, 12:06:49
- Ian Shutterworth (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Sep 14, 11:51:02
  - Jermaine Lens (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Sep 14, 11:52:38
- Chris Brown (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 14, 11:50:44
- Paparazzi Booby Delight (n/m) (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Sep 14, 11:47:32
- Paparazzi Biouba Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 14, 11:47:25
- Bruce SLR (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 14, 11:46:43
- Flashley Cole (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 14, 11:46:28
- Pape Boots Develop (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 14, 11:46:19
- Lens Lehmann (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 14, 11:42:44
- Nikonica Jelavic (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck, Sep 14, 11:40:18
- Kodaky McDonald (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 14, 11:36:03
- Eoin Jessops (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 14, 11:32:31
- Titi Camera (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 14, 11:30:55
  - lolz (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 14, 11:45:35
    - Tis the winner innit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 14, 11:49:34
The lift is broken. The vending machine is stuck in the broken lift. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 09:49:52
- Is there an extremely camp man anywhere? Do double entendres keep making an entry? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 14, 10:02:21
  - We have a pair of similar-looking but not related fat camp men. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 10:12:20
    - Marginal case then (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 14, 10:27:42
- do you still work on letsby avenue? (n/m) (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 14, 09:52:57
  - No, not any more. New job. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 10:00:32
    - Now he's in Lois Lane (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 14, 10:06:02
- Its ok Pants will be here doing crappy jokes later (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 14, 09:51:22
- Vending machine?? Must be a 70's sitcom. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 14, 09:50:56
What Kate's response should be to the topless picture publication: (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 14, 09:24:09
- here's a couple of the pix, in case not seen (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 14, 09:31:43
- woman goes topless on holiday (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 14, 09:29:53
  - ^^still had a look (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 14, 09:51:58
    - She's better value than Diana already isn't she? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 10:01:46
      - Its a yes from me (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 14, 10:09:48
  - Yeah I know, thought I'd been transported back to the 70's when I heard it. (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 14, 09:46:53
  - x list generation (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 14, 09:32:08
Fotheringham joins Ross County (n/m) (Other Football) - Claygate_Canary, Sep 14, 09:00:59
- I used to play for Ross County, at cricket though. (n/m) (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 14, 12:11:44
- thanks for the update (Other Football) - dr fanta, Sep 14, 09:21:34
- Sammy (it could have been you) Clingan is without a club (Other Football) - Claygate_Canary, Sep 14, 09:02:15
Saw this on the back of my old cooker. Thought it might come in handy on here one day. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 14, 07:28:09
- Proof as if any of ever needed any, that jaffers is the one stop user for trouble shooting (General Chat) - pants, Sep 14, 09:18:18
- haha (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 14, 08:18:30
- Just what we need (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 14, 08:06:57
Anyone know where the fuck Ramsbottom is? And how easy it is to get to? (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 13, 22:29:32
- Yes mate in 10 miles away (General Chat) - ingi, Sep 13, 23:27:33
  - From west Yorkshire, u can go via todmorden towards (General Chat) - ingi, Sep 13, 23:30:14
    - Todmorden is so strange could be a Norfolk village name. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 13, 23:45:28
      - Certainly does (General Chat) - ingi, Sep 13, 23:54:40
      - It floods a lot and has a huuuuge garden centre . (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Sep 13, 23:48:11
        
        Certainly does (General Chat) - ingi, Sep 13, 23:55:58
    - May be quicker than my way, certainly more interesting !! (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Sep 13, 23:31:29
      - Depends where abouts in west Yorkshire? (General Chat) - ingi, Sep 13, 23:41:35
      - Cheers. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 13, 23:38:41
  - I'm (n/m) (General Chat) - ingi, Sep 13, 23:27:46
- Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Sep 13, 22:35:49
  - U going from Norwich ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Sep 13, 22:36:33
    - West Yorkshire. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 13, 22:37:58
      - M62 and then up the M66 , Its a few miles North of Bury. (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Sep 13, 22:39:21
        
        I must have been thinking of Ramsgate when I agreed to go there. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 13, 22:54:38
        
        Its not a bad little town, its claim to fame is this... (General Chat) - colincanary, Sep 13, 22:58:31
        
        There's a mini festival on this weekend. I Am Kloot are playing. (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 13, 23:03:21
        
        It'll piss down.. always does there. (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Sep 13, 23:15:31
        
        bollocks (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 13, 23:02:37
- S' oop here intut? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 13, 22:34:18
Huddersfield V 1p5wich match report (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Sep 13, 21:12:17
- 1p5wich V Huddersfield even (n/m) (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Sep 13, 21:13:04
  - that's genius - thanks for posting (Other Football) - dr fanta, Sep 13, 21:54:08
Lawro has us down for a draw this weekend, very gracious of him (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Sep 13, 18:17:24
- I really hope we smash a team soon.. (NCFC) - loz, Sep 13, 18:49:24
  - he's been shown to be a cretin many many times (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 13, 19:22:16
    - This he really is a tosser would Kevin Keegan .. (NCFC) - loz, Sep 13, 19:39:34
- Didn't someone do a spreadsheet last season of the PL table according to Lawro? (NCFC) - wesley, Sep 13, 18:33:36
  - his Liverpool predictions were hilarious (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 13, 18:35:09
    - Here they are.. (NCFC) - bjg123, Sep 13, 19:07:52
- where's Robin Friday when we need him? (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 13, 18:26:11
Bike people (perhaps I should post this in the morning but whatever).. (Other Sports) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 13, 18:05:41
- mudguards..... (Other Sports) - robert_rosario, Sep 13, 21:36:27
- any specialized bike is good! (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 13, 20:27:07
- I don`t know if it will help but I`ve got one of these (Other Sports) - emmaroyds, Sep 13, 19:25:37
  - Thanks Royds (n/m) (Other Sports) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 13, 22:59:09
- The boy Lorne should help you find one in the morning (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Sep 13, 19:08:40
- How far are you commuting? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 13, 18:46:03
  - About 3 miles each way (n/m) (Other Sports) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 13, 18:57:26
    - Well, given our lack of hills in London (City Road doesn't count), get a singlespeed. (Other Sports) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 13, 19:06:20
      - Thanks HvR... (Other Sports) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 13, 23:05:58
      - I think this is right, if you really are using it for a 3 mile commute (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 20:20:58
      - Oh and spend the money you would spend on Rapha on a lock (Other Sports) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 13, 19:07:22
- This one is very good specs for the price (Other Sports) - Mecagoenti, Sep 13, 18:45:45
  - Defo want flat handlebars... (Other Sports) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 13, 18:56:41
- do you want a wicker basket on the front? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Pixelman, Sep 13, 18:33:09
  - No (n/m) (Other Sports) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 13, 18:34:58
- Tricky's bag, this one, I believe (n/m) (Other Sports) - dr fanta, Sep 13, 18:27:21
- Rapha (Other Sports) - Cossey Posse, Sep 13, 18:18:23
  - This is good (Other Sports) - tommytwobikes, Sep 13, 18:41:49
    - Nice one... (Other Sports) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 13, 18:45:26
      - are you doing the full spandex/lycra kit? (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 13, 18:53:28
        
        No (n/m) (Other Sports) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 13, 18:58:17
        
        good man. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 13, 19:07:12
  - Not from what I can see but yes, not cheap (n/m) (Other Sports) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 13, 18:22:47
Re Hillsborough (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Sep 13, 17:25:21
- No chance. (NCFC) - Pygmy bulb, Sep 13, 17:35:06
  - Zinger. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 20:20:16
  - kindly read the report, then come back for a chat (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 13, 18:37:45
  - You appear to be as short on common sense as your username (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Sep 13, 18:09:24
    - Correct but you are not allowed such opinions any more (NCFC) - essexcanary, Sep 13, 18:53:48
  - when we had the old Barclay stand... (NCFC) - Norfolk un Way, Sep 13, 18:04:47
    - You have saved 300+ pages of report (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanary, Sep 13, 19:04:20
  - Hurrah! One of the board's best keyboard warriors / trolls is back! (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 17:52:04
    - ROLF - Otto's response is a good 'un too (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Sep 13, 18:28:49
  - where is the fucking like button? (n/m) (NCFC) - Norfolk un Way, Sep 13, 17:47:19
Blimey. Only just seen that we haven't had a single booking yet this season (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 14:43:23
- pussies (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 13, 18:28:46
- Cue Horse red card satdee (n/m) (NCFC) - wesley, Sep 13, 14:50:16
- We're all off on a European tour! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 14:50:05
- Maybe we're after th Fair Play European place (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 13, 14:45:40
Your most memorable goal celebration home or away..... Go! (NCFC) - Steeno Steeno, Sep 13, 11:43:08
- Mark Robins, Oldham, late 1992 (NCFC) - norway, Sep 13, 15:05:19
- McVeigh's header v Wolves in the play-off semi. (NCFC) - bird table, Sep 13, 13:24:00
- Gary Doherty v can't remember who but he practically ate the net... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 13, 13:14:55
- Huckerby v Ipswich away in 2005 (NCFC) - Kojo, Sep 13, 13:13:41
- one i loved was mcveigh in 83rd minute at bradford in 2002,from there i knew we'd make (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 13, 12:51:42
- Jackson at portsmouth (n/m) (NCFC) - CROMAGZ, Sep 13, 12:39:20
- jacko v Derby but also Drury's equaliser in the 4 - 4 with Boro (n/m) (NCFC) - Cart Gap Disco, Sep 13, 12:37:26
  - I wonder if there is any city fan alive who has been at all three 4 - 4 draws (NCFC) - Cart Gap Disco, Sep 13, 12:40:09
    - Which two? (n/m) (NCFC) - grumpy, Sep 13, 13:50:22
    - one away to Rotherham I remember (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Sep 13, 12:54:52
      - Quite a few away 4 - 4s actually, Rotherham being the most recent... (NCFC) - Cart Gap Disco, Sep 13, 13:47:21
      - Warnock was in charge there then wasn't he? Great game that. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 13, 13:05:42
        
        No, Ronnie Moore (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Sep 13, 13:43:56
      - after some red cards in the tunnel at HT (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Sep 13, 13:04:34
        
        Crouch sent off i think. (n/m) (NCFC) - Buford T Justice, Sep 13, 13:37:47
        
        No, Crouch was sent off at Walsall (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Sep 13, 13:44:21
        
        oh yeah. McKenzie wasnt sent off but was accused of spitting/punching someone in the tunne (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Sep 13, 14:07:23
    - beebers was at the exeter game. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 13, 12:53:50
      - tbf he's been at every game some 1902 (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 13, 13:17:26
        
        Thought he was only 18 (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 13, 13:49:17
- Lappin free kick at Luton (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Sep 13, 12:35:45
- Martin O'Neill, Ips*** (a) 27/12/82 (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 13, 12:35:13
  - Agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - peterinyyz, Sep 13, 13:00:41
- Chris Martin, against Leeds 2009-2010 (NCFC) - tim berry, Sep 13, 12:34:47
- polston against villa in 92-93. best atmosphere i can remember (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Sep 13, 12:23:56
- ROB NEWMAN (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 13, 11:53:08
  - It was QF as well not 5th round (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 13, 17:32:23
  - This^^^^ (NCFC) - Buford T Justice, Sep 13, 13:14:32
  - Are you sure you're not thinking of this Chris Sutton goal? (NCFC) - hereskilled, Sep 13, 12:27:45
    - Cheers pal (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 13, 12:35:44
    - Rob Newman scored the equalizer. (NCFC) - hereskilled, Sep 13, 12:30:44
  - I think that was my first night game in the old barclay as a young un. Utterly blown away (NCFC) - megson, Sep 13, 12:07:56
    - Barclay (NCFC) - Buford T Justice, Sep 13, 13:16:11
  - oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohh hh god, 14 you say? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 13, 12:03:05
- Reading (a) Phil Mulryne late late winner....packed away end...city fan falls (NCFC) - Steeno Steeno, Sep 13, 11:49:32
  - Was watching that one at the Garden House, it was mental in there too! (NCFC) - bird table, Sep 13, 13:20:34
  - Oooooh yeah, I enjoyed that too. (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 13, 12:40:09
  - Is that the deflection off the referee? (n/m) (NCFC) - um_gah, Sep 13, 11:59:47
    - Yes - the shot didn't deflect off the ref, it just dropped to Mulryne having hit him (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Sep 13, 12:22:35
- some other contenders from modern times (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Sep 13, 11:49:20
  - Orient & Watford (A) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Sep 13, 12:18:43
    - What orient game was that? And what Watford game? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Sep 13, 12:23:57
      - Orient when we won promotion (NCFC) - Old Splat, Sep 13, 12:28:21
        
        Watford in 2004? (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Sep 13, 13:43:09
        
        1972 - Orient penultimate game and (NCFC) - Old Splat, Sep 13, 15:31:12
- Jackson definitely number one (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Sep 13, 11:46:25
  - Yeah, with the bloke that fell on the ad hoardings vs. Derby. Comedy & delirium. (n/m) (NCFC) - Toddus, Sep 13, 11:56:42
    - Plus QPR thought that they were promoted and started celebrating on the pitch only for it (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Sep 13, 11:58:49
- Well that can be the only answer. Thread closed... :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 13, 11:44:48
A (I hope) final word from me on yesterdays debate (NCFC) - Jim, Sep 13, 09:40:42
- But no-one WAS being simplistic (NCFC) - norway, Sep 13, 09:54:27
  - Errr I think you'll find that the report absolves the Govt of the time (NCFC) - Kirrie, Sep 13, 11:02:51
    - I suppose that is a matter of interpretation (NCFC) - norway, Sep 13, 11:32:41
  - The problem is that Liverpool firms had a culture of bunking into games in the 1980s (NCFC) - Cart Gap Disco, Sep 13, 10:26:18
    - i've read that book,that blokes a prick. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 13, 10:37:22
    - Absolutely spot on (NCFC) - norway, Sep 13, 10:36:25
  - I'm not getting into the argument as i have said in the post (NCFC) - Jim, Sep 13, 10:03:04
  - and the liverpool fans themselves (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 13, 09:55:44
- It would also appear that Thatcher supressed the criticism of the police in the original (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 13, 09:51:50
  - Why wouldn't a Prime Minister be shocked at such an outcome? (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Sep 13, 09:55:42
    - I'm sure she was shocked, hence the suggestion of playing it down. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 13, 09:58:06
      - I don't think anyone could have anticipated the scale of the deception (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Sep 13, 09:59:01
        
        They might if they had had dealings with the police and seen the exent to which they go (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 13, 10:01:10
        
        there are cover ups,and there are cover ups involving altering 160odd statements,that was (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 13, 10:40:54
  - Not sure that suggests she suppressed it does it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Sep 13, 09:54:19
    - Does to me (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 13, 09:55:50
  - silly old bitch (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 13, 09:52:54
    - Evil old bitch, far from silly (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 13, 09:55:27
      - very much this (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 13, 09:56:43
        
        Wow, you guys are so cool ... (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Sep 13, 11:03:01
        
        What an odd thing to say (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 13, 11:49:37
        
        at last something we can agree on (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 13, 09:57:41
- Good post, Kudos for reading and coming back. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 13, 09:48:37
- shouldnt have posted that.tricky says NO (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 13, 09:46:23
always the victim,its never your fault!.. (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 13, 08:02:54
- I'll stick with... (NCFC) - bjg123, Sep 13, 08:38:35
  - ***** (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Sep 13, 08:44:03
- It would be in bad taste (n/m) (NCFC) - Hucka Hucka Huckerby, Sep 13, 08:13:55
  - but it's not just about hillsborough (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Sep 13, 08:17:04
    - Simplistic and ill-judged. Fucking grow up you odious c88t (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Sep 13, 10:00:27
      - Very much this YSC (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Sep 13, 10:01:59
        
        And you accuse others of getting it wrong! Hilarious (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Sep 13, 10:08:33
        
        I'm agreeing with you YSC (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Sep 13, 10:36:55
        
        Yes...but I'm not a SC!!!! You've been duped too. (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Sep 13, 10:57:05
    - You really are a cunt. (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 13, 09:57:37
    - Football fans never complain when they perceive an injustice in a game. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 09:40:41
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Sep 13, 09:41:06
    - Which just goes to show (NCFC) - norway, Sep 13, 09:38:07
      - do you not have eyes? have you not seen the footage of outside the ground before ko? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 13, 09:40:50
    - That would be a monumentally crass and foolish thing to do. (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 13, 09:06:41
      - imo it will alwaysbe partly there fault.if they hadnt rioted in 1985 then fences (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 13, 09:15:47
        
        Fences went up in the 70s you moron. (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Sep 13, 09:35:50
        
        not the kind that caused the deaths you twat (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 13, 09:36:27
        
        ROLF (NCFC) - norway, Sep 13, 09:38:48
        
        yes (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 13, 09:39:24
        
        "The kind hat caused the deaths" (NCFC) - norway, Sep 13, 09:40:49
        
        yes,the metal used was too thick (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 13, 09:42:47
        
        please read the report, Sellers (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 13, 09:55:15
        
        can we leave this now? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 09:20:30
        
        no more comments please.tricky says youre not allowed an opinion (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 13, 09:25:24
        
        fwiw (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 13, 09:31:44
        
        doubt anyone has.it would take a week (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 13, 09:34:02
        
        I wouldn't bother Sellers, there's quite a few long words in it, so you'll only get frustr (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 09:37:05
        
        would rather go by what ive seen with my own eyes anyway but thanks for the warning (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 13, 09:38:44
    - Wow. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 13, 08:50:54
    - Probably best not to (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Sep 13, 08:20:41
Rusty Steele, Yellalee, yarmyyarmy, Karnivore, Charles21, Pixelman (General Chat) - APB, Sep 12, 22:10:25
- While I'm at it, am I right in thinking I can protect a sheet, and a whole workbook, but.. (General Chat) - APB, Sep 12, 22:21:22
  - No, you can change the format of cells to be unprotected, and then protect the sheet (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 12, 22:22:44
    - Yep. Go into format cells menu --> Protection. Deselect 'locked', then protect your sheet (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 12, 22:24:53
      - ***** (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 12, 22:26:03
      - That is, highlight and format the cells to be left unlocked, i.e. most of them (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 12, 22:25:46
        
        Shall try that now. Two weeks! (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Sep 12, 22:38:36
        
        Oh yes. Very ready now. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 12, 22:40:37
    - I'm wading through the help shizzle, and know how to protect sheets and that. (General Chat) - APB, Sep 12, 22:24:01
      - excel help is sh!t (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 12, 22:25:02
  - no (n/m) (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 12, 22:22:16
    - No, I'm not right, or no, I can't? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Sep 12, 22:22:47
      - you're not right (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 12, 22:24:06
Severed head found in Regents Park canal is missing... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 12, 20:52:41
- is this last year's news? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 12, 21:18:26
  - Yes, but they only found the torso then (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 12, 21:32:52
    - oh really? thought it was her head (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 12, 21:37:28
- that's your neck of the woods, isn't it? (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 12, 20:57:57
  - That's about 100 yards up the canal from me. (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 12, 21:01:23
    - what were you doing on the day of the murder? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 12, 21:02:54
- ?? Who (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Sep 12, 20:56:52
  - ... (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 12, 20:58:51
Fact of the day: Susie Fowler WHAT!? used to live on my Mum's road. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 12, 09:58:05
- Is that a euphemism? (n/m) (General Chat) - BigGrantHolt, Sep 12, 10:13:18
- Your mum was in presence of greatness (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 12, 10:00:00
- that's amazing news (n/m) (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 12, 09:59:11
Anyone know anyone in Auckland? (General Chat) - Scrimmage Canary, Sep 12, 05:47:53
- Staying up til 2am to watch us smash West Ham is optional* (General Chat) - Scrimmage Canary, Sep 12, 22:17:15
- there's Auckland Roeder from off of on here (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 12, 08:15:06
  - Yes a complete stranger come and stay in my house (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 12, 08:47:58
    - Thanks. (General Chat) - Scrimmage Canary, Sep 12, 22:20:22
    - there are marriages built on less (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 12, 09:58:19
      - Have you been speaking to my ex-wife again? (n/m) (General Chat) - Scrimmage Canary, Sep 12, 22:20:40
      - Ha ha this is true (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 12, 10:17:20
- Join Canaries Down Under on facebook Scrim! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 12, 06:45:16
  - I'll check it out. (General Chat) - Scrimmage Canary, Sep 12, 22:21:32
That was a super ghoul by the Ukraine. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Sep 11, 22:05:11
- bring on the Poles! (n/m) (Other Football) - dr fanta, Sep 11, 22:14:52
- defo! 'hucksesque!' - fatty's penalty was good too. (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 11, 22:06:47
  - I thought it was a poor pen (Other Football) - dr fanta, Sep 11, 22:13:41
    - Always does that for high pressure pens, lucky for him it nearly always works! (n/m) (Other Football) - RootunTootunHootun, Sep 11, 22:16:55
    - he smashed it...... Just left of centre..... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 11, 22:16:53
Looked like a pen? (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Sep 11, 21:46:28
- that or a yellow for diving (n/m) (Other Football) - dr fanta, Sep 11, 21:47:08
  - On the replay, deffo dive (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Sep 11, 21:54:40
  - Lampard does the business.. (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Sep 11, 21:49:02
    - good job the goalie jumped the other way (n/m) (Other Football) - dr fanta, Sep 11, 21:49:57
Epic miss!! :D (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Sep 11, 20:38:45
- hi Dubbers (n/m) (Other Football) - dr fanta, Sep 11, 20:44:05
  - Evening Dr F, good think is we still look like scoring (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Sep 11, 20:46:16
- Holt would've scored! (Can I still say that?!) (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Sep 11, 20:40:40
- Wasn't too Clever... (Other Football) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 11, 20:39:59
  - My comedy name for him is Tom Not So Cleverly (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Sep 11, 20:41:44
Cleverly looks a bit (quite a lot) shit (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Sep 11, 20:29:57
- OMG (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Sep 11, 20:38:49
  - you did a reverse jinx (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 11, 20:41:42
- Stan says it's "part of his learning process" (n/m) (Other Football) - dr fanta, Sep 11, 20:33:47
- Just don't see why he's so rated to be honest (Other Football) - Jim, Sep 11, 20:31:53
  - Do you think a Nodger player would be a better bet? (n/m) (Other Football) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 11, 20:32:55
    - I think we have players who are as good as Cleverley yes (Other Football) - Jim, Sep 11, 20:35:58
IMO Rory M's achievements exceed those of Murray. (n/m) (General Chat) - bowfront1, Sep 11, 08:09:17
- Rory McGrath? (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 11, 08:23:02
- Agreed... (General Chat) - Brom, Sep 11, 08:11:32
  - no,it does'nt require great levels of fitness either,i'm not trolling here but it's a shit (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 11, 08:21:46
    - It requires amazing levels of self control and concentration... (General Chat) - Brom, Sep 11, 09:25:37
      - i'm sure it does,i'm certainly not suggesting it's easy,but imo the levels of fitness requ (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 11, 09:33:36
        
        There is a large physical element to swining a golf club that many times during a round... (General Chat) - Brom, Sep 11, 09:34:57
        
        Jon Daly was/is a porker though...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 11, 09:40:26
        
        He was, but also nowhere near as good as he should have been as a result (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Sep 11, 09:58:44
        
        or... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 11, 10:44:03
        
        possibly,but in relation to 5 sets of tennis,or cycling 3,00o miles it's small,iimo. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 11, 09:39:20
        
        Golf is technically far harder though I would say (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Sep 11, 10:01:39
        
        i'd probably agree wiyh that tbf. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 11, 11:08:26
        
        ^^^ This (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Sep 11, 10:24:26
    - ***** (n/m) (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 11, 08:23:46
      - Do you play? (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Sep 11, 08:43:30
I see Look East has moved to that there London (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Sep 10, 19:01:38
- stopped watching a while ago... i really have no interest in news from (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 10, 19:04:17
  - oi, I live in fucking Basildon pal (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 10, 19:41:43
    - that still doesn't make it any more relevant to me. sorry... but (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 10, 20:07:46
      - it was your use of "f***ing" that tickled me (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 10, 20:16:19
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 19:47:57
Ok guys... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 10, 18:27:59
- Where i work we don't have problems (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 10, 20:05:41
- Pixelman... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 10, 18:29:45
  - Tell you what... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 10, 18:32:20
    - I tghink you should put it in the ideas toaster and see what pops up... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 10, 18:50:05
      - would do better in the mental microwave (n/m) (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 10, 19:42:35
      - no-one's ever actually said that though (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 18:58:37
        
        you?re very much wrong (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 10, 19:03:05
      - Arganth... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 10, 18:54:32
      - I can tell you right now what would pop up. (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 10, 18:54:24
        
        well said tudworth,someone needs to take a firm stand against this corporate bullshit. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 10, 19:34:14
      - execrable one, vg (n/m) (General Chat) - fal5taff, Sep 10, 18:53:56
    - I'm registering your energy (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 10, 18:36:41
    - If it's a problem... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 10, 18:34:43
      - there are some crackers on this (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Sep 10, 18:45:57
        
        The tanker one is my fav (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 10, 18:49:35
      - I've been doing a lot of soul searching... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 10, 18:43:51
        
        But perhaps I've been a bit hasty... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 10, 18:48:55
        
        you are getting a coffwee.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 10, 18:55:31
        
        Sadly It has come to my attention Pixelmam... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 10, 20:19:42
        
        Lets sick it all up on the back steps and see which cat licks it up. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 10, 18:46:51
        
        I can see you are 500% committed to this thread (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Sep 10, 18:55:14
Crap work-isms such as "on my radar" "reach out" etc.....anymore? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Sep 10, 16:55:40
- Open the kimono (n/m) (General Chat) - col canary, Sep 10, 20:27:31
  - Run it up the flagpole and see who salutes it (n/m) (General Chat) - col canary, Sep 10, 20:28:00
    - Strawman (n/m) (General Chat) - col canary, Sep 10, 20:28:22
- By close of play (General Chat) - Howson The Prairie, Sep 10, 18:41:33
- Touch base (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Sep 10, 18:23:47
- "take a view on it" (General Chat) - CWC, Sep 10, 17:47:18
- can we have a 'chat' about this issue. A chat? It's not a chat (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 17:35:23
  - ps gobb, you don't need to tell me to calm down because I've replied to someone on a forum (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 17:37:07
    - Thank you for your informed view (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 10, 18:02:30
      - No, thank you (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 18:07:16
- Walled Garden. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 10, 17:26:56
- try this... (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 10, 17:25:48
  - Also look at @ManagerSpeak. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 17:29:12
- Let's tattoo that on my cock and see who sucks it (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 10, 17:21:38
  - Wow. H (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 10, 17:25:41
    - ell of a post to quack. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 10, 17:26:12
- Let's tattoo that on my cock and see who sucks it (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 10, 17:20:44
- Watch The Thick of it and note down everything that (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 10, 17:04:28
- Leverage as a verb (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 10, 17:02:00
  - Any noun without a verb form as a verb. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 17:25:29
- fucking loads at our place.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 10, 17:01:38
  - "Wooden dollar", "Net Net", "Directionally correct" seem to crop up here alot... (n/m) (General Chat) - Kentucky_Fried_Dave, Sep 10, 17:10:37
    - those are just a bit weird.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 17:59:44
Poor old Bellars... (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 10, 11:26:56
- That's a shame (Other Football) - duke of york, Sep 10, 11:50:59
- That was hard to read (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 10, 11:43:40
  - I bet he loves Coldplay as well (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 10, 11:44:27
    - :) (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 10, 11:47:50
- Bless him. (Other Football) - megson, Sep 10, 11:41:02
  - nobody's that crass, surely (n/m) (Other Football) - dr fanta, Sep 10, 11:45:28
    - A lot of people were about Ronaldo (n/m) (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Sep 10, 11:56:55
      - Eadie has had similar too (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Sep 10, 12:21:14
I cant access MyFootballwriter, that may be a good thing (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, Sep 10, 09:52:07
- Is it easy to hack into someones site like that? (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Sep 10, 12:03:01
  - Oh just seen below.....not hacked but fcuked up (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Sep 10, 12:05:37
- in summary: (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Sep 10, 11:16:01
  - thanks for that hbma. jimmythebook for me I'm afraid. (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 10, 11:31:49
  - Is Also A Reference To "Master Kane"...Although... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Sep 10, 11:22:58
- slam in Jimmy the Book (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 10, 10:46:25
  - What is Jimmy the book? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 10, 11:17:58
    - the website that appears when I try to get mofo (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 10, 11:28:03
- try this: (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Sep 10, 10:15:53
  - Using Chrome I get Jimmy the Book, using Internet Explorer I get MyFootballwriter, weird (n/m) (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, Sep 10, 10:27:17
  - Afraid that I still get Jimmy the Book (n/m) (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, Sep 10, 10:19:18
    - I'm getting jimmy the book (NCFC) - willy the pimp, Sep 10, 11:07:35
      - Me too. Obviously their fault: (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 11:11:51
        
        he's one of Loddon's top business gurus (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 10, 11:29:08
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 10, 11:19:54
    - that's odd, linking through fine for me. (n/m) (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Sep 10, 10:20:39
      - Probably a DNS change (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 10, 10:56:40
- yes, likewise (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 09:57:28
Happy Birthday MBK!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Sep 10, 08:52:44
- Mary Option. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 11:17:15
- mhr mbk (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 10, 10:46:55
- Happy Birthday old man! (NCFC) - Old Man, Sep 10, 10:03:36
- Hap. B.Day MBK. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 10, 09:46:13
- vvvvv That (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 10, 09:40:35
  - v^v^v THESE ^v^v^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Sep 10, 09:53:17
- This (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 10, 09:37:50
- ^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Sep 10, 09:12:46
- Indeed. MHR Ben. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 09:01:51
Jason Cunty on Talkshite today said (NCFC) - Old Splat, Sep 9, 22:35:16
- He is a grade a cunt (NCFC) - Duck, Sep 9, 22:42:22
- what a dick (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 9, 22:41:15
- never liked cundy. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 9, 22:40:39
- *Norwich v West Ham (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Sep 9, 22:35:50
I watched loads of the paralympics (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 9, 21:57:25
- I've loved it. It seemed like every night when I got home last week, (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 9, 22:02:38
  - I will certainly look to watch more disabled sport (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 9, 22:04:25
    - I went to Boccia, Wheelchair fencing and table tennis yesterday (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 9, 22:38:49
Spoty (Other Sports) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 9, 13:27:43
- Nailed on for me (Other Sports) - Kangol Canary, Sep 9, 14:05:25
  - Not nailed on... (Other Sports) - Cannydc, Sep 9, 14:10:27
- For me (Other Sports) - wesley, Sep 9, 13:41:59
  - Wiggins achievement is great (Other Sports) - Mecagoenti, Sep 9, 13:56:35
- Minty for me (Other Sports) - Cannydc, Sep 9, 13:31:31
  - No wiggins in top 3 just wow (n/m) (Other Sports) - loz, Sep 9, 13:37:21
    - By November the TDF will be (Other Sports) - Cannydc, Sep 9, 13:46:28
      - It should be Wiggins really,; however, (Other Sports) - Mecagoenti, Sep 9, 13:53:39
        
        Not Soley about the tour though have to factor.. (Other Sports) - loz, Sep 9, 13:55:49
        
        I'm not sure if cycling is getting much more popular (Other Sports) - Mecagoenti, Sep 9, 13:59:53
        
        It's getting *way* more popular (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 9, 14:34:34
        
        could well be short term though (Other Sports) - Mecagoenti, Sep 9, 14:57:54
        
        Yup, could be (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 9, 15:07:46
        
        the tour has always been much bigger over here though (Other Sports) - matt in london, Sep 9, 14:10:54
        
        From what I have read, most of the coverage, in newspapers at least, (Other Sports) - Mecagoenti, Sep 9, 14:18:13
        
        Read an article other day.. (Other Sports) - loz, Sep 9, 14:02:04
        
        Let's hope so (Other Sports) - Mecagoenti, Sep 9, 14:04:03
        
        Still Cavendish though isn't there.. (Other Sports) - loz, Sep 9, 14:08:34
        
        Will be a mountainous course next year - 100th anniversary of the Tour (Other Sports) - Mecagoenti, Sep 9, 14:16:30
      - Disagree remind me who won SPOTY.. (Other Sports) - loz, Sep 9, 13:49:44
        
        The weakest field in years (Other Sports) - Cannydc, Sep 9, 13:51:09
        
        The cycling vote is also immense to be fair.. (Other Sports) - loz, Sep 9, 13:52:58
        
        If cycling gets their vote organised (Other Sports) - Cannydc, Sep 9, 13:55:28
        
        In the UK it is - as the coverage of other events (Other Sports) - Mecagoenti, Sep 9, 14:01:40
        
        Wiggo for me (Other Sports) - dr fanta, Sep 9, 13:54:34
        
        Don't forget (Other Sports) - Cannydc, Sep 9, 14:14:56
        
        When you put it like that - you realise how meaningless it is (Other Sports) - Mecagoenti, Sep 9, 14:19:53
        
        True (Other Sports) - Cannydc, Sep 9, 14:22:11
        
        Royalists (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Sep 9, 14:26:30
The most Mary Poppins Dr ever "Don't be Coy Andrew, I've seen all buttocks" :)... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 9, 11:28:20
- Chin up Dubbs. Arse up, too, obviously. Feel better buddy (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 9, 12:21:04
  - Wish it worked like that, she was very Gran. CPN gave me a kiss on the cheek on the way.. (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 9, 12:30:49
    - hang in their Dubbers (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 9, 14:11:44
- Spit Spot! Good luck to you Dr D! Get well soon and have a good sleep! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Sep 9, 12:05:41
- Injection in my buttock daily! Heh heh heh!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 9, 11:29:09
Wrathing at the Paralympic Ping Pong (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 8, 16:26:45
- gold medal China - what a surprise (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 8, 18:05:30
  - Good Whiff Waffing though? (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Sep 8, 18:22:25
    - oh yes, bwod. top top whiff waffing (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 8, 19:51:50
Birthday boobs.... ( . Y . ). hic (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 8, 01:18:09
- many happy returns pixo (n/m) (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 8, 09:06:46
- Have a good one Pixelman, have you got a link to download that clean up programme? (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 8, 06:36:36
  - he posted it at 11.31am yesterday sphinxy,8 posts from the bottom of the board. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 8, 07:14:29
    - Found it, chairs. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 8, 07:21:46
    - Fucken hell Proth, at this time on a Satdee mornun. (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 8, 07:18:34
      - nice cup of tea should help you on your way. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 8, 07:21:32
        
        More like hair of the dog mate (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 8, 07:33:41
- Happy birthday dude (n/m) (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, Sep 8, 04:02:14
- happy bithday pixers. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 8, 03:14:33
- Happy Birthday PM! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 8, 02:24:59
Watching C4 Paralympic coverage (Other Sports) - duke of york, Sep 7, 14:36:09
- Georgie Binman (Other Sports) - dr fanta, Sep 7, 17:20:08
- Dreadful (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Sep 7, 17:14:09
- Is that hair do known as 'The Dot Cotton'? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Sep 7, 14:38:35
  - Looks like a lesbian (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Sep 7, 14:43:51
- and a scummer (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Sep 7, 14:36:52
FAO KARNIVORE (General Chat) - Cannydc, Sep 7, 08:34:09
- Cheers Canny - I'll mail you now..... (General Chat) - Karnivore, Sep 7, 10:18:22
  - bring your golf clubs,there's a massive golf ball there if you want to give it a smash. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 7, 10:52:57
  - FUCK YOU ARSE-WIPE. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 10:22:26
    - hurrah xx (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Sep 7, 10:27:21
- is that at feltwell? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 7, 09:36:07
  - yes. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 09:56:24
    - one of those raf feckers done me once,i dived at his feet and he done on the right quad, (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 7, 11:01:48
      - No excuse for Lacoste in Fetford. Matalan is up market there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 7, 11:28:46
        
        Fetford... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 11:34:37
      - haha! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 11:10:45
- please don't give him cheap beer (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 7, 09:23:40
  - lol the beer is (General Chat) - Cannydc, Sep 7, 09:28:35
    - Sounds like my kind of place* (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 7, 09:55:07
      - feltwell.....near fetford. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 09:57:34
        
        London City Airport (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 7, 09:58:42
- Morning Corps! "Fag for the Corporal!" (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 08:53:09
  - Stand by your beds !! (General Chat) - Cannydc, Sep 7, 09:23:06
    - Advanced System Care... install and scan and fix.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 7, 11:31:07
    - stiff upper lip old boy! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 09:47:58
brilliant press photos to go with this story (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 6, 18:14:47
- the man's an absolute legend! (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 6, 18:54:28
- Ha ha.. I'm nicking that. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Sep 6, 18:41:25
- He looks a bit like you (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 6, 18:34:04
- He's very proud of it. :D (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 6, 18:18:12
  - rightly so (n/m) (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 6, 18:19:15
    - Indeed. I don't think he will be able to match this achievement. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 6, 18:19:41
      - He's like Baldrick and his Turnips. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 6, 18:20:35
        
        good to know I can rely on the mighty wrath for all the latest cucumber news (n/m) (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 6, 18:22:46
        
        You're Essex aren't you? So local as well as cucumber news for you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 6, 18:26:16
        
        indeed. a proud day for the county (n/m) (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 6, 18:29:33
Got this from the Pink'Un message board. Stay with me! (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Sep 6, 16:37:14
- i went to both legs AND the quarters away at grimsby.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 6, 16:58:00
  - wasn't you dressed as the Pink Panther at Blundell Park, was it? (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 6, 18:13:29
    - no... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 6, 18:54:18
    - THAT WAS PROBABLY PG FROM WISBECH,AT LEAST HE DRESSED UP AS THE PINK PANTHER (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 6, 18:49:44
      - thanks Fitz (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 6, 22:18:41
- To be fair he shouldn't have got away with it then! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 6, 16:46:33
  - my brother. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 6, 18:50:18
- you will find loads of examples in old games (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 6, 16:44:13
- camera in the main stand (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Sep 6, 16:43:16
so murray through to the final then (Other Sports) - Charles21, Sep 6, 08:39:34
- And Leon Knight arrested apparently (n/m) (Other Sports) - Adster, Sep 6, 08:46:33
  - What was Leon Knight actually doing? (Other Sports) - duke of york, Sep 6, 09:22:15
    - Epic ballbaggery. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 09:36:19
    - craving attention, abusing other people. Then he gets the attention (Other Sports) - pants, Sep 6, 09:31:10
    - Asked men to send pics of ex-gfs etc and then posted them (n/m) (Other Sports) - norway, Sep 6, 09:29:40
      - Oh wow (Other Sports) - duke of york, Sep 6, 09:31:45
        
        Even worse than that, he offered to not post the pics if women sent him grovelling (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Sep 6, 10:36:00
        
        I reckon he walked in on his mum bonking a bloke who wasn't his dad. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 10:39:07
        
        Whatever his deep issues, he's a right old cunt (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Sep 6, 11:06:45
        
        Tru dat. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 11:22:24
  - He'll be released pretty quickly. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 09:12:34
    - ^^^ stolen from multi-tweetage ^^^ (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 6, 09:26:44
    - wallop. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 6, 09:22:46
    - hahaha (n/m) (Other Sports) - scruffy, Sep 6, 09:21:16
    - arf (n/m) (Other Sports) - dr fanta, Sep 6, 09:14:42
    - ha ha (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Sep 6, 09:14:21
  - Fantastic news if true (n/m) (Other Sports) - Hulk Rules, Sep 6, 09:03:10
  - booooooom!! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Sep 6, 08:59:52
  - twitter account certainly suspended (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 6, 08:54:14
Leeds fans have to collect their tickets for Cardiff game at a service station! (NCFC) - ingi, Sep 5, 20:44:31
- not the first time (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 5, 22:02:45
26quid for Newcastle! (NCFC) - ingi, Sep 5, 19:22:02
- how not his - fcuking iphone (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Sep 5, 20:18:46
- Technically, it's ?13 because Newcastle will pay half. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Sep 5, 19:29:52
- The whole squad? Not a bad deal that. (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 5, 19:28:38
- what we charge is bordering on criminal TBF (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 5, 19:24:31
  - we do provide a nice ground and city tho (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 19:27:58
    - Newcaatle is great (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 5, 20:02:13
      - true had a good night out there when we won the title at sunderland (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 20:07:21
        
        met Mrs Fanta there. (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 5, 21:17:58
What these idiots don't understand is (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 5, 08:07:38
- Greatest thread troll ever........... (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 5, 14:42:18
- just wait till your home gets invaded.... (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Sep 5, 09:36:00
  - repeatedly, as in this case and the norfolk case a foo years back (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Sep 5, 09:39:03
- this is how it starts (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 5, 09:29:12
  - Yawn....oh I just woke up an saw this. (General Chat) - John in Texas, Sep 5, 10:56:47
- Sorry but you are just plain WRONG! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Sep 5, 08:47:41
  - Interesting (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 5, 08:57:03
    - Honestly I think you would feel differently if it had happened to you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Sep 5, 09:04:20
      - I've been burglared twice (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 5, 09:12:18
        
        but did you actually disturb them and confront them? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Sep 5, 10:41:41
- So I'm in my house at night and I hear a burglar downstairs (General Chat) - Duck, Sep 5, 08:44:17
  - absolutely. YOu should follow the advice and wait upstairs while he robs you (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Sep 5, 09:37:32
- You make two points... (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Sep 5, 08:20:20
  - It was the wider issue of the whole debate (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 5, 08:30:06
    - Fuck me sideways (General Chat) - Old Splat, Sep 5, 09:46:25
    - Have you ever actually had the experience? I have twice. (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 5, 08:48:00
      - no it doesn't (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 5, 08:57:58
        
        these invaders got what they deserved (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Sep 5, 09:38:10
        
        very much this (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 09:58:46
        
        trouble is.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 10:05:19
        
        I am sure more criminals have guns than 'ordinary' civilians in the UK (General Chat) - John in Texas, Sep 5, 11:01:26
        
        I agree.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 11:05:29
        
        I think that's what many are trying to say to you CC (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 5, 11:44:14
        
        well thats the thing... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 12:03:26
        
        Absolutely (n/m) (General Chat) - John in Texas, Sep 5, 11:18:54
        
        yeah i'm not saying they MUST be shot (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 10:08:35
        
        burglers I think realise.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 10:13:01
        
        but once they enter your home (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 10:18:43
        
        .... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 10:26:56
        
        the law is an ass (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 10:31:11
        
        maybe.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 10:34:28
        
        the law protects criminals (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 10:36:25
        
        yes....it does, (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 10:38:47
        
        no it gives criminal scum a high status (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 10:41:05
        
        thats your opinion... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 10:43:20
        
        depends.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 09:49:05
        
        So when does one sit down and debate the purpose of the tresspassers (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 5, 09:52:00
        
        Its difficult I know..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 09:59:05
        
        You are correct of course, 99 (or whatever) % of civvies don't. (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 5, 10:04:33
        
        true its different circumstances...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 10:10:12
        
        Thing is people don't have time to rationalise a paper scissors stone scenario of what an (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Sep 5, 10:28:34
        
        yes... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 10:38:05
        
        what if you challenge him and he shoots you? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 10:39:51
        
        ok i'll answer for you (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 10:46:55
        
        every scenario is different..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 10:46:27
        
        bit it's dark (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 10:48:53
        
        tad nieve? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 10:51:08
        
        like i said the law's an ass (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 10:55:37
        
        yes... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 10:59:30
        
        you just proved my point - cheers (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 11:00:04
        
        which is better than..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 11:07:02
        
        but he attacked me sir (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 11:10:32
        
        good luck with that. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 11:13:04
        
        But surely it comes down to your word against the intruders? (General Chat) - Brom, Sep 5, 10:28:19
        
        untill you're threatened or attacked.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 10:35:59
        
        Prove that I wasn't attacked... (General Chat) - Brom, Sep 5, 10:51:46
        
        if thats a legal risk you're prepared to take.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 10:54:55
        
        If I'm getting burgled, I'd imagine that the intruder isn't top of the financial food chai (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Sep 5, 11:06:50
        
        I'd imagine he isnt. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 11:14:35
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 11:10:53
        
        isn't someone entering your home, threatening?! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 10:37:00
        
        sadly not. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 10:39:33
        
        why? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 10:44:37
        
        if... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 10:48:16
        
        well it's not random it shows you don't know their business (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 10:49:39
        
        well it IS random (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 10:53:12
        
        yes every case is different (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 10:57:44
        
        it IS asking a lot , yes.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 11:02:43
        
        One point here (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 5, 10:17:56
        
        I agree..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 10:32:57
        
        Now that we are seriously getting into the legal apsects. (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 5, 10:49:44
        
        I think.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 10:58:30
        
        They were shot climbing out the window.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Sep 5, 11:09:10
        
        ok... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 11:18:23
        
        I think this muddied the waters as it couldn't be entirely proven whether they were (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Sep 5, 11:35:29
        
        i seem to recall... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 11:39:26
        
        Indeed, that was Fred Barras. (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Sep 5, 12:39:35
      - I tend to agree with you.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 08:55:33
        
        Farmer. (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Sep 5, 09:38:28
        
        shouldnt be any exception..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 09:46:10
        
        do foxes only attack livestock durimng the shooting season? (General Chat) - CWC, Sep 5, 09:57:19
        
        not at all.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 5, 10:01:16
I'll tell you what?..... (NCFC) - Norfolk un Way, Sep 4, 22:54:34
- you sound like a fun dad! (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 4, 23:33:25
  - He was a good player when played in the correct position. (n/m) (NCFC) - grants_cold_finger, Sep 4, 23:42:09
  - Ashton would be perfect for us now (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Sep 4, 23:40:33
So I take it all that Heskey stuff is confirmed as guff then? (NCFC) - King, Sep 4, 22:36:41
- Yup (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 22:40:40
  - that's a relief (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 4, 22:44:48
Another Gold. (n/m) (Other Sports) - tudders, Sep 4, 21:47:51
- That was pretty cool (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 21:48:44
  - Have you been to the park? Its quite amazing. (n/m) (Other Sports) - tudders, Sep 4, 21:50:57
    - yes I have. and yes it is. (n/m) (Other Sports) - dr fanta, Sep 4, 22:24:11
    - No. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 22:09:49
    - Yep! :-) (n/m) (Other Sports) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 4, 21:59:01
Time for an innuendo XI? (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 4, 18:31:17
- John Thomas... Ruddy. (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Chelmsfordian, Sep 4, 20:09:53
- David Seaman... (NCFC) - Old Chelmsfordian, Sep 4, 20:05:33
- Malky Mck(japs)ay (NCFC) - earthleakage, Sep 4, 19:19:43
- Dong (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 19:14:47
- Argelico fucks (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 19:14:24
- Andre Muff (n/m) (NCFC) - R T Chase, Sep 4, 18:49:09
- Olivier De Cock (NCFC) - Barclay_Regular, Sep 4, 18:48:25
- This is great (NCFC) - norway, Sep 4, 18:47:40
  - Thread renamed - footballers with names of a sexual connotation (n/m) (NCFC) - Barclay_Regular, Sep 4, 18:52:01
  - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 18:48:40
- Rod Fanni (n/m) (NCFC) - R T Chase, Sep 4, 18:46:47
- Paul Dickov (n/m) (NCFC) - Barclay_Regular, Sep 4, 18:45:58
- David Goodwillie (n/m) (NCFC) - R T Chase, Sep 4, 18:45:42
- Jimmy Rimmer (n/m) (NCFC) - dwayne_dooley, Sep 4, 18:40:27
- Lopez Ufarte (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Sep 4, 18:34:31
  - Bernt Haas (n/m) (NCFC) - Barclay_Regular, Sep 4, 18:46:40
    - Stefan Kuntz (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Sep 4, 18:54:19
      - Innuendo XI home ground (NCFC) - Barclay_Regular, Sep 4, 19:01:47
I've only just noticed that Ruddy is called "John Thomas" (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 18:15:50
- I know an actual person called John Thomas (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 19:15:02
- titters at the back of the class (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Sep 4, 18:26:32
- this may be WW2 but (NCFC) - matt in london, Sep 4, 18:18:05
  - wow. Good spot. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 18:21:52
    - ww2 (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 4, 18:23:09
      - was this posted at the time? (NCFC) - scruffy, Sep 4, 19:22:51
  - I would've seen him play (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 4, 18:20:43
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 18:23:10
Leon Knight Twitter is crazy. He's gonna get into trouble for sure (General Chat) - forzancfc, Sep 4, 17:18:47
- LOL (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 4, 21:44:17
- what's Neon Light done now? (n/m) (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 4, 18:22:07
  - you really don't wanna know! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 4, 18:25:03
    - I'll wait until it's reported in The Guardian (n/m) (General Chat) - dr fanta, Sep 4, 18:27:54
- He's an absolute fuckwit (General Chat) - RootunTootunHootun, Sep 4, 17:42:03
Huddlestones's red card rescinded (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 16:39:11
- Correct decision TBF (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 4, 18:33:20
- correct decision imho (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 4, 18:29:53
- thats disgusting (NCFC) - earthleakage, Sep 4, 18:09:04
- At least it didn't really affect the result (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 4, 16:48:14
  - The penalty decision might have, just like him missing the elbow on Vaughan last season (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 17:00:30
    - That was the clearest pen for a shirt tug you are ever, ever going to get (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 4, 17:34:32
      - Morison did give him a good old shove before the cameras picked it up (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Sep 4, 18:12:34
      - they did both have hold of each other tho (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 4, 17:38:24
        
        But it's also a question of what you do with the fistful of shirt. Pannacotta used his to (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 4, 17:50:21
- Halsey should be taken off the league. (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 16:41:23
  - said it before the game too innit (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 16:42:47
    - What did "he's won the battle of a great scare" refer to? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 16:47:33
      - Throat Cancer? (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Sep 4, 16:55:28