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Can people please refrain from posting rumours regarding anyone's private life

Potential buyer found? (NCFC) - TheHoolahanElement, May 7, 23:13:48
- Worlds First Inflatable Pub?? (n/m) (NCFC) - IED in Selwyns Pants, May 7, 23:47:17
I'd like to buy Delia out (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 7, 22:10:14
- oh my (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 22:12:26
  - sadly,yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 7, 22:19:41
  - Where are YOU? (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 7, 22:17:59
    - let's be spaffing you? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 22:22:19
Drogba apologises, good man, did so last time too, when Chelsea were called (Other Football) - pants, May 7, 22:02:01
- Did he apologise (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 7, 22:03:12
  - ha (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 7, 22:09:29
I think that (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, May 7, 21:37:38
- She should do Saturday kitchen and mention the closing down sale (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 7, 22:30:03
Calling Pants, calling Pants (General Chat) - CB41, May 7, 21:37:01
- Did you hurt yourself on the escalator? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 7, 21:39:02
  - Did my feckin back in. Have been on the phone to claims-for-free all night (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 7, 21:41:44
    - Crackling? (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 7, 22:07:32
    - Slipped disc? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 7, 21:55:01
    - aye (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 21:43:20
hilarious cock up in the lg2 play off semi, wait all match for a goal (Other Football) - Tony Martin, May 7, 21:35:25
- goodness me it's comedy time (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, May 7, 21:36:06
  - I remember when somebody lobbed Seaman (n/m) (Other Football) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 7, 22:08:28
    - surely no one ever managed to lob the great David Seaman did they? (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 7, 22:13:41
Well, 4 days down the road (NCFC) - Tonypowellshandbag, May 7, 21:30:53
- someone claims that Foulger is trying to put together a consortium to buy out Delia (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 7, 21:34:05
  - Fingers crossed (NCFC) - Tonypowellshandbag, May 7, 21:41:59
    - When she do gew, there'll be a HUGE hippercritical blubbathon (NCFC) - Tombs, May 7, 21:45:46
  - I've also heard that... (NCFC) - Dog, May 7, 21:37:22
    - One of my mates is a relative of his. (NCFC) - lurd, May 7, 21:52:58
      - Well, if you find out anything, let us know! (NCFC) - Dog, May 7, 21:54:03
ROFL (Other Football) - Dog, May 7, 21:26:17
- sign up the scrunched up sheet of paper!! with him and OG we'll rock (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, May 7, 21:27:33
  - To be fair, that was a fantastic interception. (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, May 7, 21:28:28
    - It was an exquisite piece of timing (Other Football) - Tombs, May 7, 21:29:54
    - Olicigol (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, May 7, 21:29:45
    - Hamburgergoal! (n/m) (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, May 7, 21:29:44
      - blimey!!! german fans in leather jackets and sleeveless levi's over the top (Other Football) - Tombs, May 7, 21:31:21
        
        Have they got 000's of scarves ties to their arms? Used to make roight larf, that did (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, May 7, 21:33:01
        
        I think so (Other Football) - Tombs, May 7, 21:34:38
Have some of that! (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, May 7, 21:09:14
- Are you a Hamburger? (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, May 7, 21:10:52
  - I am a Bremenerer (Other Football) - Tombs, May 7, 21:26:02
  - I've eaten a few in my time... (n/m) (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, May 7, 21:13:13
    - How bizarre is that (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, May 7, 21:27:04
anyone here into mk2 golfs? (n/m) (General Chat) - conkers, May 7, 21:06:52
- I used to have one. A 88 GTI in Black...I miss it! (General Chat) - IED in Selwyns Pants, May 7, 23:49:23
May be WWii, but ITV HD is on sky HD now. (General Chat) - Wissydean, May 7, 20:39:27
Statement from the Puppet Man (NCFC) - big dick sanchez, May 7, 20:39:27
- No doubt there will be strings attached (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, May 7, 21:10:07
  - I'll just get my coat (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, May 7, 21:10:20
- I'd prefer a statement from Norman Panic MP myself (n/m) (NCFC) - thebigfeller, May 7, 21:07:12
Following on from the TV thread below.... (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 7, 20:14:03
- What TV thread? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bristol Graham, May 7, 20:15:37
  - Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 7, 20:53:31
    - ok thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 7, 20:57:08
Does anybody know anything about TVs?! (General Chat) - JD3, May 7, 19:39:54
- i bought 37" lg model in dec. have found it superb and the (General Chat) - super hucks, May 7, 22:45:12
- consider toshibas too (General Chat) - fleckmatic, May 7, 21:06:35
  - I read that the expected lifespan is about 10,000 hours (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 7, 22:06:22
    - my mistake - 60,000 hours (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 7, 22:08:08
- i spoke to a mate about this very issue (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 7, 20:55:02
- Listen to TMS instead. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 7, 19:59:18
- The Adam's Apple is the give-away. I learned from bitter experience. (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, May 7, 19:59:00
  - gay (n/m) (General Chat) - Bristol Graham, May 7, 20:16:19
    - GAY (n/m) (General Chat) - SCCs Jar Porn Shop, May 7, 20:39:52
  - gay (n/m) (General Chat) - Bristol Graham, May 7, 20:16:07
  - gay (n/m) (General Chat) - Bristol Graham, May 7, 20:15:57
    - fail (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 20:16:42
      - bye (n/m) (General Chat) - Bristol Graham, May 7, 20:20:01
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 20:12:26
    - Cock! (General Chat) - JD3, May 7, 20:19:13
      - I am the bomb (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 20:22:51
        
        You used to think you were the bomb (General Chat) - JD3, May 7, 20:23:59
        
        and the house prices in Burnley doubled over night? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 20:25:44
        
        Burnley is a disgusting place (General Chat) - JD3, May 7, 20:31:20
        
        ... (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 20:38:50
  - *snigger* (n/m) (General Chat) - dear prudence, May 7, 20:07:49
    - RACIST! (n/m) (General Chat) - Dull Man In Holland, May 7, 20:39:10
- got one not so long ago (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 19:58:26
  - Good point (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 7, 20:05:23
- Sony LCD - minimum 40 inch unless you have a small sitting room (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 7, 19:57:26
- If you want proper advice on a model by model basis... (General Chat) - Dog, May 7, 19:57:15
- yes these generally rather large blokes dress up in womens clothing (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 7, 19:54:07
- Don't get a plasma. (General Chat) - lurd, May 7, 19:43:06
  - Why not a plasma? (General Chat) - JD3, May 7, 19:46:20
    - What are you going to be using it for? (General Chat) - lurd, May 7, 19:50:45
      - No gaming. Just standard TV watching, Sky HD (incl sport natch) and the odd movie (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, May 7, 19:52:10
        
        Ok for Sky HD to be worth it, whatever you do make sure its FULL 1080p HD and 100hz (General Chat) - lurd, May 7, 19:53:52
        
        not true in the case of 1080p (General Chat) - beckford, May 7, 20:06:39
  - Why? (n/m) (General Chat) - Wissydean, May 7, 19:45:39
    - Well not for a 37" (General Chat) - lurd, May 7, 19:47:19
      - Got a Panasonic 42" plasma (General Chat) - duke of york, May 7, 19:57:06
        
        I've had my Panny PW7 for yonks. (General Chat) - Dog, May 7, 19:58:39
        
        pranny (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 20:23:48
        
        haha years since I heard that (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 7, 20:54:46
- Log on to Which? online - 99p trial for a month (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, May 7, 19:42:56
  - Have done that (General Chat) - JD3, May 7, 19:45:05
    - Yeah, Which? is always out of date (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 7, 20:01:53
    - you bastard i knew you would (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:46:31
      - Shoe laces?! (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, May 7, 19:48:08
        
        of course (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:50:12
        
        Well I wasn't going to go for the tie. That only really works with kettles. (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, May 7, 19:54:04
Peter Beagrie.. (Other Football) - JD3, May 7, 19:36:07
- uh oh (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 7, 19:37:10
Banter (General Chat) - JD3, May 7, 19:31:36
- what isn't? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 7, 19:40:27
  - I thought JD3 was you Charlie boy (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, May 7, 19:58:05
    - no, another imitator no doubt (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 7, 19:59:14
      - pfffft (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, May 7, 20:10:24
  - David Brent (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, May 7, 19:41:42
    - brentmeister general if you don't mind (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:43:03
Hucks on SS1, Prem League World (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, May 7, 19:17:29
- Legend. No, I don't bloody want him on the board - but he sure ain't "simple" either (n/m) (NCFC) - thebigfeller, May 7, 19:21:28
  - It's too far down! I have to scroll down slightly and everything (n/m) (NCFC) - thebigfeller, May 7, 19:25:19
    - Good point. All responses should be posted in to the top thread! (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, May 7, 19:26:06
  - Get in the right thread (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, May 7, 19:23:57
    - He's pimping yours... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 7, 19:25:43
      - I was hoping for a private thread with SCC so he was kind of butting in. (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, May 7, 19:28:29
        
        A bit like a private dance? A private dance with SCCs acorn rammed up your nose? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 7, 19:32:09
        
        No need to lower the tone (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, May 7, 19:36:36
        
        When the level has been sufficiently raised then, perhaps, I'll consider lowering it... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 7, 19:40:07
        
        can't believe he insulted us like that (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:29:16
        
        I always respect your opinion. (NCFC) - JD3, May 7, 19:30:48
        
        cheers (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:31:29
- cock (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:18:33
  - Huckerby's a cock (NCFC) - JD3, May 7, 19:19:18
- WWII! (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, May 7, 19:18:09
FAO Jayson Blair and Ralf Scrampton (NCFC) - thebigfeller, May 7, 19:12:57
- Boothroyd would want the job because... (NCFC) - JD3, May 7, 19:27:31
  - Thing is though, he's done media work for some considerable time now (NCFC) - thebigfeller, May 7, 19:37:46
    - I don't think there have been too many vacancies since he left Watford. (NCFC) - JD3, May 7, 19:43:28
      - he did turn down Huddersfield (NCFC) - double hipness, May 7, 20:19:06
- Something I couldn't be arsed to post below (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, May 7, 19:26:01
  - aye, this is my point too (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 19:44:07
  - We were a club still receiving parachute payments, and far bigger than Watford (NCFC) - thebigfeller, May 7, 19:32:02
    - By and large, those payments were already spent (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, May 7, 20:02:23
      - Iwan, I don't hate the guy. I don't blame him anywhere near as much as some have (NCFC) - thebigfeller, May 7, 20:15:00
        
        Hucks was carrying injuries - still - and Safri couldn't be arsed (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, May 7, 20:32:21
        
        and Phil Brown at Hull (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 20:36:31
        
        Gah! Over, use, of, commas, (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, May 7, 20:33:22
    - Watford have appointed Brendan whatsits face (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 19:48:09
      - Because they're quite comprehensively fucked financially (NCFC) - thebigfeller, May 7, 19:50:06
Sometimes my dinner keeps repeating on me... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 7, 19:09:28
- Sometimes when I have enjoyed a good meal (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, May 7, 19:21:56
- pardon (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 7, 19:12:44
  - I said sometimes my dinner keeps repeating on me... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 7, 19:28:31
Change of picture at canaries.co.uk (NCFC) - usacanary, May 7, 19:04:43
- club can't even do that properly (NCFC) - k j, May 7, 19:15:36
- It means football is dead (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 7, 19:06:43
- agree it doesn't (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:06:02
  - The new PK? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 7, 19:11:20
    - needs banning? (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 19:16:30
      - agreed (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:24:32
        
        ... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 7, 19:26:12
        
        exactly (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:27:24
        
        he can't read that though (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 19:27:03
        
        and it wasn't an insult (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:28:22
        
        what about when you called that guy a cock? (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 19:40:05
        
        unbelievable isn't it (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:41:29
hucks on sky sports 1 (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:00:50
- Bit of a non-feature really. (NCFC) - JD3, May 7, 19:20:56
  - it was a great feature (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:23:37
    - You're a cock, you're a cock, you're a cock!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, May 7, 19:24:35
- now (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:14:21
  - lovely tan (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:14:35
- the intro was 'remember me'? (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:03:46
- Nice one, cheers (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, May 7, 19:03:23
- cheers (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 19:03:07
The Wafer Cup is on ITV4 (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, May 7, 18:59:17
- let me just check (Other Football) - Charles21, May 7, 19:00:13
- Is Iversen playing? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 7, 19:00:11
I know i am not perfectly up to date with the rules around free agents BUT... (NCFC) - Alan, May 7, 18:53:38
- Only if he is a product of our academy I beleive (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, May 7, 19:15:41
  - Ah right cool, thanks for clearing that up mate. (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, May 7, 20:10:13
  - Correct (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, May 7, 19:22:13
- He'll be 24 by the time his contract expires (NCFC) - theguru, May 7, 19:04:19
- Is he younger than 24?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 7, 18:55:03
  - yeah 23 at the minute.. Aparently 24 before his contract runs out... (NCFC) - Alan, May 7, 19:09:45
    - bad luck, never! (NCFC) - k j, May 7, 19:19:33
- he's under 24? Thought he was about 45 (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 18:55:01
- is it 24, thought it was 23 ? (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, May 7, 18:54:59
  - I have always understood its under 24... (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, May 7, 19:08:59
Do you thick Hucks would make a good go as some kind of Board Advisory Role? (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, May 7, 18:51:23
- At the AGM in response to a question concerning letting Hucks go (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 7, 19:09:54
  - that was the statement that made me turn against Roeder (NCFC) - camcan, May 7, 19:22:24
    - I had turned against Delia long before that, but it made me realise what (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 7, 19:28:16
    - first i've heard it (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:25:54
  - Roeder in talking bollocks shocker (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 7, 19:12:44
- isn't the fact that he is a bit "simple" a problem? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 18:54:35
  - he knows football (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 18:56:21
  - "Simple" in what way? (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, May 7, 18:55:18
    - Nickname was Forrest gump at Newcastle (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, May 7, 18:57:12
      - if footballers give one a derogatory nickname.. (NCFC) - colincanary, May 7, 19:00:33
      - Probably not based on his football knowledge (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, May 7, 18:59:09
      - yes he could also run a lot (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 18:59:07
        
        actually that makes more sense (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, May 7, 19:23:51
    - I never get this (NCFC) - camcan, May 7, 18:56:40
      - ok, but he's not the brightest is he? (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 18:59:17
        
        I doubt that he'd bebrought in to do the clubs Report & Accounts (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, May 7, 19:00:44
        
        so what would he do? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 19:01:35
        
        Advise the board on footballing matters (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, May 7, 19:02:59
        
        advise (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:02:54
        
        What evidence do you have to say Huckerby is good at knowning (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 19:03:52
        
        because i think he'll know the ones (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:05:21
        
        He'll have a lot of contacts - players, agents, other managers, press (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, May 7, 19:04:52
        
        ok, well my opinion is no, it's not a good idea (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 19:07:07
        
        he doesn't want loads of money (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:07:59
        
        same as Gunny... (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 19:08:39
        
        but i don't want hucks to be manager... (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:09:15
        
        and hucks is way richer than gunny (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:11:00
        
        how the fuck do you know? (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 18:59:56
        
        disagreed (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 19:01:08
        
        no he doesn't (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:01:57
        
        sweary spaz mikey (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 19:02:38
        
        Mikey ain't no spaz - he's got a high IQ (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 7, 19:06:01
        
        you knows it (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:06:25
        
        Yeah... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 7, 19:07:35
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 19:40:12
      - The lack of neck probably means his brain can't slip too far down his body... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 7, 18:58:59
      - agreed (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 18:58:31
        
        So you'd have been interviewed then (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 7, 19:00:16
        
        i have a high IQ (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 19:01:26
        
        what a compliment! (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 18:59:49
- wonder if the board are already turning to him.. (NCFC) - colincanary, May 7, 18:54:15
- Erm... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 7, 18:53:04
Fao pantsbot (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, May 7, 18:44:29
- I don't think I could narrow my fave players down to less than say, 5 (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, May 7, 18:53:57
  - Eadie, Hucks, Greeno, Iwan, Dubbers, Flem, Malky, Sutton, Gossy, Chippy, Gunny, Disco, and (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, May 7, 19:01:14
    - What am I talkin abooot - swap Flem for Bowen (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, May 7, 19:02:43
  - I'd be the same, but I just remember how fast Eadie was (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 18:57:05
    - It really was a joy to behold watching him in full flight (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, May 7, 19:00:01
      - Would you like to (be)hold his plums as he ran past you in full naked flight? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 7, 19:02:57
        
        Yes, in my mouth (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, May 7, 19:20:59
Anyone going to the NCISA meeting? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 18:41:55
- only if they do the beer fesival at the same time. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 7, 18:59:29
- No, no I won't be (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 7, 18:48:24
- What type of pud were you referring too? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, May 7, 18:46:46
  - Gooseberry fool (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 18:54:11
    - Sorry I have bad news regarding the proof - prognosis negative (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, May 7, 18:56:03
any news/rumours about our fucked up club today? (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 18:27:02
- apparently (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 7, 18:32:46
  - nah they're just a bit stupid (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 18:38:25
    - racist (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 18:39:34
      - norway should be bombed (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 18:40:43
        
        We need to make more of a statement than that... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 7, 18:50:17
  - And they refuse to sign Ribery (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 18:35:58
- Waggers update on 18:14.................. (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 7, 18:29:34
  - well i can't see how they get rid of gunn now (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 18:32:12
    - he only had a job until the end of the season. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, May 7, 18:33:21
      - so why is he still here? (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 18:37:45
        
        maybe they are considering all options (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 18:39:22
        
        This is our board we're talking about, they're probably waiting for Brown to lose the (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, May 7, 18:52:16
        
        nah they're waiting til people are less pissed off (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 18:40:28
- they've adjourned to the curry house (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 18:29:18
- I have some rather juicy 'news' (NCFC) - shoddy, May 7, 18:29:01
  - Fruit? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 7, 18:50:52
Just got home - BRAVO England, super effort. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 7, 18:24:35
Charles. Will you be investing some of the '21' family fortune in our club? (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, May 7, 18:07:13
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 18:09:58
  - oh (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, May 7, 18:13:55
    - yeah, sorry about that (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 18:14:27
Possibly WW2. I phoned the swine-flu helpline today (NCFC) - Buckscanary, May 7, 17:57:56
- was the line clear? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 18:07:36
  - There was some 'interference' for want of a better word (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, May 7, 18:13:13
    - mmmmmm cracking!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Thomo, May 7, 18:22:05
      - crackling even!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Thomo, May 7, 18:22:15
arsewipe (General Chat) - camcan, May 7, 17:43:45
- Doesn't say anything about it's softness though... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 7, 17:56:56
  - Softer than our defence in a 'must win' game (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, May 7, 17:58:57
- superb! (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 17:49:58
If true that Doomcaster (NCFC) - Great Barrier Teeth, May 7, 17:43:08
- will that get us investment? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 18:01:55
- too good to be true (n/m) (NCFC) - Muz, May 7, 17:46:08
Now this is what I call "actively seeking" - (Other Football) - CB41, May 7, 17:36:24
- we are "actively seeking" , just in a different way. (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, May 7, 17:50:19
  - In a "if you stare at the phone long enough it will ring" way (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, May 7, 17:58:24
    - yes, and we are casting the net wide to 1.5 metres from Carrow road (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, May 7, 18:12:37
- ffs you lot are always moaning, I have heard that Delia is in top (Other Football) - lovely old job, May 7, 17:49:18
  - Neil Doncaster is actively seeking investment as we speak (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, May 7, 17:49:52
    - haha (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, May 7, 17:59:53
152 All out. Poll: Enforce the follow on yes or no? Yes for me. (n/m) (Other Sports) - meggers, May 7, 17:11:32
- yup (n/m) (Other Sports) - colincanary, May 7, 17:13:22
- yes (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, May 7, 17:12:52
  - Yeah. (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, May 7, 17:15:42
still feeling gutted for chelsea (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 7, 16:49:01
- surely you were jumping for joy when that ball went in? (Other Football) - Charles21, May 7, 16:53:18
  - haha (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 7, 16:54:54
    - why didn't Messi play last night? (Other Football) - Charles21, May 7, 16:58:08
      - must be saving him for the final (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 7, 16:58:24
- They can fuck off (Other Football) - Small, May 7, 16:50:32
  - Good lord, who with? Not PK I hope (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 7, 16:53:59
  - ana wannabe (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 7, 16:50:49
- Still not giving a shit (Other Football) - CB41, May 7, 16:49:45
  - about norwich too? (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 7, 16:50:34
    - You said Chelsea. Dint see a mention of Norwich. (Other Football) - CB41, May 7, 16:53:15
      - bad footballing week (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 7, 16:58:10
        
        Oh, (Other Football) - CB41, May 7, 16:59:37
        
        I'd think that the vast majority of the footballing world is pleased that Bar?a won (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 7, 17:53:43
        
        I was pleased... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, May 7, 18:52:12
        
        platini was doing cartwheels apparently (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 7, 18:20:57
CB41 (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 16:39:14
- looks a bit elderly to me (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 7, 17:00:06
- roffles (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 16:52:30
- hahaha (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 7, 16:46:59
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 7, 16:46:27
Some good news for us all (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 7, 16:32:19
- Except it's not just a NCISA meeting. It's a meeting for everyone (NCFC) - thebigfeller, May 7, 16:36:31
  - the fans (we) can do what whatever (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 7, 17:08:29
    - That is laughable, I agree. And it's true that most people on here seemed happy enough (NCFC) - thebigfeller, May 7, 17:32:51
    - I think it's a good thing, ANYONE who is trying to let the board know how we feel (NCFC) - Yellow_Monkey, May 7, 17:27:29
      - whisper it quietly (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 7, 17:46:39
        
        If they have eyes and ears and can read (NCFC) - thebigfeller, May 7, 17:48:48
        
        but you won't (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 7, 17:52:05
        
        The new manager should decide who his backroom staff are (NCFC) - thebigfeller, May 7, 17:54:38
        
        I don't disagree with you (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 7, 17:58:02
        
        Depends entirely on whether the new manager really was happy or not (NCFC) - thebigfeller, May 7, 18:00:44
        
        even if they have no intention of keeping him the least they can do is allow him to pitch (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 17:51:44
        
        Sure - but they come across as so weak and sentimental (NCFC) - thebigfeller, May 7, 17:56:01
        
        whereas (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 7, 18:02:34
        
        Thank God he was outvoted. I expect them to make realistic choices (NCFC) - thebigfeller, May 7, 18:07:42
        
        au contraire (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 7, 18:18:26
        
        if i'm wrong in believing you want Boothroyd here then i apologise but... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 18:15:11
        
        or decent human beings... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 18:02:33
    - He must have confoosed him with the fella who did quite well at Led Zeppelin. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 7, 17:16:59
Mirror hack reckons supporters of little old Norwich deserve better... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 16:25:48
- that article goes nowhere (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 16:43:48
- Eh? he said he was there, clearly not though. (NCFC) - meggers, May 7, 16:35:50
The Windies are doing an old fashioned english collapse. 117 for 6 (Other Sports) - meggers, May 7, 16:11:59
- 17 for 6 would be an old fashioned English collapse (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, May 7, 17:26:36
- good to see ONIONS has got a wicket (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, May 7, 16:14:20
  - 2 now, 7 down. (n/m) (Other Sports) - meggers, May 7, 16:18:18
  - Three! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, May 7, 16:18:14
    - fuck me, so it is! 8 down! GOARN ENGERLUND (n/m) (Other Sports) - meggers, May 7, 16:19:41
      - That's a reverse, bent-up jinx type thing. Get in! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, May 7, 16:21:35
        
        Four! (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, May 7, 16:26:12
        
        This is special even by englands standards. 6 wickets, 20 runs, 4 overs. (n/m) (Other Sports) - meggers, May 7, 16:33:00
        
        Sorry, 7 wickets! (n/m) (Other Sports) - meggers, May 7, 16:34:20
        
        Five for Graham! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, May 7, 16:58:39
Forces2Canaries Statement (NCFC) - For2Can, May 7, 15:58:44
- what's all this OUR business? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 16:40:19
- Just help me here how does F2C exactly "support" the board? (n/m) (NCFC) - Army Boy, May 7, 16:15:30
  - by osmosis (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 7, 16:22:09
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Army Boy, May 7, 16:35:44
  - scaffolding (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 16:19:51
- blub (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 7, 16:02:50
- That's good mate, better than NCISA's one. (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 16:02:03
  - But not quite as good as MBK's Gumby (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 7, 16:23:22
  - Tombs is setting up the Thetford Port You Geezers for the coup (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 16:09:55
  - Yeah, yeah guns. And explosions and shit. (NCFC) - tudders, May 7, 16:04:45
  - a big dirty bomb (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 7, 16:04:43
    - why not just...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 16:05:57
      - I really wouldn't be surprised if someone has already done that (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 7, 16:07:50
        
        I did. he sent it back, second class. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, May 7, 16:14:39
Swine flu fever (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 7, 15:28:20
- If anyone catches it the best thing to do is sty at home (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, May 7, 16:11:26
- fucking zoo's....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 15:36:55
Pink un guide to our players' contracts (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 15:27:59
that pregnant woman in laos deserves to be shot for being so stupid, imho (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 7, 15:13:05
- Finally I got fed up with them coming for this that and the other all the time And instead (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 15:18:29
  - Badger Quim (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 7, 15:19:28
Now, one sees this headline... (General Chat) - Arganth, May 7, 14:58:10
- There is a Beauty the rapist outside my house, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 7, 15:04:43
  - did you go Herrings then? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 15:41:06
    - yes, it was pretty darn good. (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 7, 16:02:47
      - I lolled, rolfed and pmsl at the small hand paedo wanking bit (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 7, 16:23:25
        
        I even like the bit at the end (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 16:27:09
      - That's a shame (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 16:21:20
Latest Latitude additions (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 7, 14:56:18
- Heard Ladyhawke t'other day. They sounded good. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 7, 16:52:03
- I'd go see mew (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 15:04:46
- I could have been a volunteer and got in for free (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 7, 14:59:56
- I aint heard of any of them, you just made them all up! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 14:58:22
  - You must of heard have Squeeze? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 7, 14:58:56
    - I have but then again I am cool. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 7, 15:03:18
      - for cats (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 7, 15:03:31
    - err yeah actually.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 15:02:08
      - It's a film... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 7, 17:30:59
grrrr (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 7, 14:42:11
- a brilliant camel...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 14:45:41
  - I remember a homer simpson camel pic on here, can't remember who posted it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 15:25:29
    - Nor I, but I know it was a mary. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 7, 15:35:49
  - dissapointed, was hoping for a toe! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 7, 14:46:49
    - hare goo, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 7, 14:49:36
      - What time you in The King's tomorrow? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 7, 14:59:53
        
        I don't really know yet, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 7, 15:03:45
        
        I was in there last night. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 7, 15:05:39
        
        Are you about this weekend? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 7, 15:06:16
        
        Probably. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 7, 15:07:10
        
        I nearly did a little wee, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 7, 15:10:48
        
        Good shit. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 7, 15:12:37
        
        should be alright, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 7, 15:15:12
        
        glory hunter! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 15:44:35
- dunt get the hump (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, May 7, 14:43:06
surely, if gunn had the job (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 7, 14:40:47
- waiting to interview the boothroydster, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, May 7, 14:42:39
  - If we all send positive thoughts out to Boothy, he'll NLP the job and no mistake. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 14:45:15
    - NLP ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, May 7, 15:27:11
      - Neuro linguistic programming (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 15:35:12
        
        Come and have a go if you think your aura is shiny enough. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 15:59:04
  - I honestly think Boothroyd is not the answer (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 7, 14:44:46
    - I don't care really who we get right now, I only know what I know (NCFC) - NCFC4life, May 7, 14:48:24
    - Hucks for Player-Manager! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 14:47:25
For people who loved New York off like what I did (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 7, 14:24:49
- That's lovely. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 7, 14:57:55
- Looks like a right shithole (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 7, 14:50:29
- Oi int neva bin. Dunt fink I will neeva (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 7, 14:36:54
- smoove guv (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 7, 14:34:31
- You didn't get my jujy fruits or ringdings so I choose not to talk to you about new york (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, May 7, 14:33:15
  - I got some Sour Patch. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 7, 15:13:28
- restricted site! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 7, 14:30:14
- word has it that you also loved Old Git off too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 14:25:37
  - shut yer neck (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 7, 14:26:35
    - sorry! :-( (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 14:32:19
Hucks IN, ginger cats OUT! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 14:24:27
- Hucks for Player-Manager! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 14:28:50
  - Hucks and Dion, when do we want, now. Gunny as director of fussball (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, May 7, 14:30:13
    - should just play all three of them...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 14:33:03
      - Has Semi left yet? I'm cancelling my season ticket if he stays, I'm not joking (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, May 7, 14:34:42
Might be WW2 but what a fucking legend this man is, the club went into a coma when he left (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, May 7, 14:16:22
- Hopefully the clue there is in the youth setup role for Huckerby. Now that WOULD be good. (n/m) (NCFC) - John in Texas, May 7, 15:46:16
- I don't want him back he's a glory hunter from Nottingham trying to support a big (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 7, 14:41:58
  - Darren huckerby is one of us one of us one of us Darren Huckerby is one of us he hates (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, May 7, 14:55:14
- Absolute legend! It's a disgrace! Look where we are now! And he didn't get a proper send (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 14:22:13
  - I just want him back even if he doesn't do a game for us (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, May 7, 14:29:26
    - sounds a bit like newcastle though dunnit? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 14:31:59
      - is Hucks your favourite player of all time? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, May 7, 14:35:59
        
        Nope, that's (NCFC) - CB41, May 7, 14:39:19
        
        norwich or ever? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 14:39:14
        
        Norwich and ever (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, May 7, 14:56:32
        
        Eadie by a country, so fast. Le Tiss all time, didn't need to move and was still one of (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 15:09:33
  - I have to live with the fact now that if I had done something sooner the cat may still be (NCFC) - Old Git, May 7, 14:25:47
    - oh well (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 14:27:46
  - We would be in the Premiership if he was still here. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 14:24:20
    - ...tell me about it! (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 14:27:19
      - Well, I will. If Darren Huckerby was still at NOrwich City Football Club then Norwich City (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 14:32:17
      - He didn (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 7, 14:28:44
    - We'd be playing Barca inthe Camps instead of Manure if Hucks hadn't left. (NCFC) - CB41, May 7, 14:27:11
- ONE MORE GAME! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 7, 14:21:08
- yes ww2, but worth psoting a thousand time and hope our feckless board read it... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 14:18:25
  - Note to Stringer - please, please don't post it 1000 times. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 7, 14:28:23
    - did you do tesco's capitalist pigs? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 14:31:56
      - Yep. I can't dsecide between Sainsburys or Spasda when I move - (NCFC) - CB41, May 7, 14:35:28
        
        spasdas well cheap innit? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 15:35:42
        
        Asda = Asbo's. Stay clear. Should get a decent Morrisons op north... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 14:37:25
        
        Mozzas is too chavvie. Asdas oop North are ok. Boothses is mint. (NCFC) - CB41, May 7, 14:38:49
        
        have you ever been to Spasdas in Cambridge? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 14:45:58
        
        Nope. never been to any supermarket in Cambridge (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 7, 15:13:26
        
        it's worse than Mozzers in Cambourne (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 15:31:59
        
        Not sensible for me - it's feckin miles away and I've got a Tescomat on my doorstep. (NCFC) - CB41, May 7, 15:50:14
        
        when you're oop north (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 15:57:44
        
        Ah. Yeah, I probly will. The Spasda's in walking distance though so (NCFC) - CB41, May 7, 16:12:48
        
        oh ar, fair dos, if you stick to the brand names from Spasda there'd be no difference anyh (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 16:51:11
        
        dunno Boothses? (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 14:42:11
        
        Boothses is Waitrose for Northerners (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 14:46:49
  - I'd do a MBK OG love slap on him, just out of respect (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, May 7, 14:19:56
- was slipping into it whilst he was still here (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 14:18:05
FAO camcan (General Chat) - Old Git, May 7, 14:16:09
- was it ATM??? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 14:17:00
  - Anal tickler machine (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, May 7, 14:21:24
    - What's happened to APB? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 7, 14:22:48
      - his head fell off, at about 9, in Bristol. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 14:25:03
        
        Board violator, you are a board violator, twisted board violator! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 7, 14:29:52
        
        *half 8* (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 14:29:31
Alan Gow fanclub (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 14:14:18
- An early highlight at Charton on Sunday (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, May 7, 15:21:51
- OH MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 14:16:32
- lol, I wasn't expecting that for some reason! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 7, 14:16:09
Facebookers-scroll to the bottom, click English (UK), then select English (Pirate). Arrr! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 7, 13:58:26
Thank you malky (NCFC) - Old Git, May 7, 13:54:45
- did he whop it up the 'arris? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 15:00:37
- did he fuck you up the arse? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 7, 14:47:56
- did he do a toot on your pink oboe? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 14:43:00
- feed a cat to toigers (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, May 7, 14:38:29
- did he pump up your tire on your wheelchair? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 7, 14:36:47
- did he brown his chops in your bum oven? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 14:35:02
- BBQ a cat? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, May 7, 14:31:22
- Backstroke roulette (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 14:25:13
- Did he walk his sausage dog down Bournville boulevard? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 14:25:13
- Punching the munchkin (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 14:24:53
- tug your todger? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 14:22:50
- did you both play "hide the sausage?" (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 14:22:05
- Did he Goose you up the bum? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 7, 14:21:34
  - HONK! (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 14:23:04
  - or pack his fudge? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 14:22:56
- Did he pilot his barge up Cadbury canal? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 14:19:47
  - Or barged his pilot ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 7, 14:20:39
- did you "go down for the gravy and mop your bread?!" (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 14:19:11
- Did you whack his bonobo (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, May 7, 14:18:04
  - I think Malky sent him some King Bobo and his Pinkies (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 14:19:27
- Angry dragon ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 7, 14:17:34
- did you "dirty sanchez" him?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 14:14:41
- Donkey punch. It was a donkey punch. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 14:13:53
- cock nosh? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 14:12:33
- Monkey beard? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, May 7, 14:11:00
- vvvvvv what is wrong with you people? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 14:10:50
  - Where would you wish to start? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 7, 14:22:01
- Did he do a sex on you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 7, 14:10:08
  - You missed good beer time on Sunday and you didn't ring me (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 14:11:36
    - Sorry, I was having problems (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 7, 14:19:43
      - Did you nick a plum? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 14:22:47
    - That girl' some bitch ya kna (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 14:17:15
- did you spritzer over malky? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 14:03:21
- Rimmed? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 14:01:21
- Tebagged? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 7, 14:01:05
- Reacharound? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 14:00:06
- knee trembler? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 7, 13:56:49
Possibly WW2... (NCFC) - Dog, May 7, 13:49:13
- He wants a job on the board and he might get one, very cleverly played (NCFC) - Old Git, May 7, 14:20:43
- Absolute legend! It's a disgrace! Look where we are now! And he didn't get a proper send (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 14:12:52
  - ONE MORE GAME! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 7, 14:16:15
- was it wrong to get a semi-on reading that?! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 14:01:22
  - Very (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 14:09:10
  - Very (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 7, 14:03:28
- Couldn't agree more (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, May 7, 13:55:06
- see he admits his own part in our downfall (NCFC) - Tombs, May 7, 13:51:35
  - says he's pathetic innit (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 13:53:55
    - Not like me and you pants! (NCFC) - Tombs, May 7, 13:56:17
after the doves gig last night (General Chat) - strap_on sally, May 7, 13:46:06
- Didn't even play Catch The Sun :( (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, May 7, 14:03:04
  - TBH (General Chat) - strap_on sally, May 7, 14:25:38
the andersons gone (n/m) (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, May 7, 13:42:57
- all out 377 (n/m) (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, May 7, 13:46:48
- Lose lips sink ships (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 7, 13:46:18
Norwich were linked with Dobbie apparently. (NCFC) - roland rat, May 7, 13:33:23
Right, I'm oorrrfff to the Tescomat. Lataz (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 7, 13:32:03
- facist. oppressive regime supporting tory! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 13:39:54
  - oh yes, like that, say it again, don't stop, oooh!!! ooooh!! yes.... (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 13:41:23
    - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 13:47:35
Friday fun (NCFC) - east of hampstead, May 7, 13:24:52
fao~ Camcan, now this may seem a tad harsh..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 13:15:48
- Dogs are loyal, cats are clever (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 13:29:23
  - Don't see any on Mastermind (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 13:32:26
    - They're waaaaayyyy to cool for mastermind. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 7, 13:37:24
    - ... (General Chat) - camcan, May 7, 13:33:47
- Oh God , that'll start it! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 7, 13:18:36
- Fraid thats bollox mate, (General Chat) - CB41, May 7, 13:17:30
  - *chelts upsets CB41 shock!* (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 13:21:56
    - They are all gods creatures Chelts. The only living thing that requires elimination is (General Chat) - CB41, May 7, 13:25:40
      - after careful consideration reading what you put....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 13:31:25
        
        Mine never shat in my garden - it's one of the advantages of having a cat. (General Chat) - CB41, May 7, 13:34:28
        
        LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 13:51:37
      - there probably is no god, so stop worrying and enjoy the rest of your life (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 13:26:59
        
        It's a metaphorical god. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 7, 13:28:02
        
        From Metaphoria? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 13:29:34
        
        Yes, mixed (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 7, 13:30:00
        
        racist. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 13:31:47
        
        Cats isn't a race (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 13:34:13
        
        *arent* (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 13:48:29
        
        *uncel* (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 13:57:18
      - What about ebola? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 7, 13:26:31
        
        I still haven't forgiven him for Fulham (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 13:27:41
        
        Reckon he'll score the winner (General Chat) - CB41, May 7, 13:27:30
        
        hah - you guys! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 7, 13:28:07
        
        Cool cats, me n Thombalina (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 7, 13:29:05
- on my ignore list too (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 7, 13:17:11
  - damn! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 13:18:18
- hurrah for that man (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 7, 13:16:46
  - you knows it..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 13:17:28
Just ordered one of these... (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 7, 13:09:08
- Nah, get one of these......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 13:19:51
- Nah, you want one of these blighters (General Chat) - CB41, May 7, 13:15:41
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 7, 13:13:10
- I hate you (General Chat) - camcan, May 7, 13:12:32
  - ...but it's soooo cute (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 7, 13:14:09
    - especially...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 13:20:46
- Get one of these mothers (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 7, 13:11:21
  - potd (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 13:52:37
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 7, 13:12:31
- I just hope it doesn't chase my cock. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 7, 13:10:12
Nemone and Talking Heads (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 7, 13:02:29
Right, here's my review from last night, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, May 7, 13:02:25
- hmmm...... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 13:09:43
  - I think we outdid them big time in the "cheaply made" stakes (n/m) (Other Football) - mr carra, May 7, 13:13:14
  - seems a bit much to expect the players to cheer on themselves (Other Football) - Dave in France, May 7, 13:13:03
  - iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin the Barclay aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnd the snnnnnnnake pit....3,2,1 (Other Football) - BSE Canary, May 7, 13:13:01
    - change the word "bravo" and replace it wit the word... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 13:16:44
  - or every home match (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, May 7, 13:12:28
for those of you that spend your time surrounded by drug dealers (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 12:59:13
*childish giggle at wikipedia page* (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 7, 12:58:35
- ... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 12:59:56
Fao: CC and OG (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 12:56:01
- Is that a gumby then? (NCFC) - CB41, May 7, 13:09:46
  - yep (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 13:12:35
    - Aha, snorting kushtie (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 7, 13:13:52
- am I allowed to look (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 7, 13:08:25
  - Of course (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 13:12:55
- agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 13:08:00
- sweet. (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, May 7, 13:00:29
Rebate Rumour (NCFC) - fond, May 7, 12:53:30
- In which case wasn't it fraudulent to offer it in the first place? (NCFC) - mr carra, May 7, 13:10:20
  - My understanding/guess. (NCFC) - fond, May 7, 13:14:06
- They can keep my rebate if they promise to appoint a different manager (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, May 7, 12:59:43
  - what if the new manager they promise to appoint is Bryan Robson? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 13:02:26
    - Brillo. It's him, Carlton Palmer or Chris Hutchings for me (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, May 7, 13:06:45
      - top, top choices (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 13:08:33
        
        who was that fat bloke who was in charge of Charlton for a bit after Dowie left? (NCFC) - mr carra, May 7, 13:12:19
        
        Was it Les Read. (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, May 7, 13:14:14
        
        I loved him off in runaround (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 13:17:14
        
        That was Mike Read you thickie (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 13:17:51
        
        No he was off swap superstore and that jungle escape one (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 13:21:10
        
        backward (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 13:26:08
        
        Kode9 & the Spaceape (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 13:31:29
    - Or Julie Reinger? She might fall down one of those spouts on the pitch where water comes (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 13:04:40
      - flid (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 13:07:44
- fuh..... king hell!!! (NCFC) - Tombs, May 7, 12:56:18
  - assa lurda owl ballix Tombs (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 12:57:28
- oh the strategy, oh the planning (NCFC) - camcan, May 7, 12:55:47
  - Speak for yourself, I'm as thick as shit. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 12:57:53
    - there's always an exception (NCFC) - camcan, May 7, 13:01:29
      - How do you know I'm not Anne from Canary call? (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 13:02:34
    - rem (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 12:58:32
      - liked the one about the bloke from taxi but went off them after that incident on the plane (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 13:03:45
        
        ...edial (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 13:05:01
        
        brickell and the new bohemians? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 13:06:18
        
        fool (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 13:06:52
        
        if you think it's over? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 13:08:20
        
        fannyface (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 13:09:24
        
        lady gaga (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 13:13:11
Shitarse (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 7, 12:41:21
- Where can I buy a fox? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 7, 12:57:33
  - Gerald's or Harrods - you can buy an elephant in Harrods. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 7, 13:05:32
  - Woolworths (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 7, 12:58:06
- shame (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 7, 12:54:03
- Should have got a fox hound. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 7, 12:48:57
- God bls Izzy. qween of harts. wiv d angles now xxx nvr 4get (General Chat) - jafski, May 7, 12:48:20
  - I feel compelled to drive to a garage and purchase a floral tribute (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 12:50:13
    - Get a fluffy toy fox. (General Chat) - jafski, May 7, 12:52:16
- i bet they wont protest against fox hunting anymore (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 7, 12:48:16
- not funny (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 12:47:57
- Oh good, that's unlikley to be the giner cat we see round our way, too far away that. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, May 7, 12:46:10
  - *ginger even (General Chat) - megson, May 7, 12:46:30
    - I have a very very very handsome ginger boy pussy cat (General Chat) - camcan, May 7, 12:58:19
- I love those photos they always use. (General Chat) - lurd, May 7, 12:44:43
  - yup, the loss of a knackered old shitarse can have devastating effects on 45 year old men (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 12:46:15
- Big blub from me (General Chat) - camcan, May 7, 12:44:16
  - Foxes are cuntbeaks (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 12:47:32
  - well you could have bloody well told him about the danger of foxes, *tuts*. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 7, 12:47:20
    - All it would have taken would have been a sign above the catflap (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 12:48:44
- I prefer devine intervention, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 7, 12:44:06
- "I have to live with fact now that if I had done something sooner the cat may still be (General Chat) - Old Git, May 7, 12:43:43
Bugger, Bopara out for 143, well played lad. (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, May 7, 12:36:59
Just got in from the match, still buzzing after that. (Other Football) - NCFC4life, May 7, 12:33:48
- We lost 4-2 what's to report? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, May 7, 12:35:48
  - nutter, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, May 7, 12:37:32
    - oh, who won? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, May 7, 12:38:25
      - UEFA if the rumours are to be believed (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, May 7, 12:49:07
      - not Norwich (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, May 7, 12:47:01
        
        redundant post (Other Football) - camcan, May 7, 13:12:07
Steeno Steeno is out of hiding after our relegation....d'know what (NCFC) - Steeno Steeno, May 7, 12:28:13
- ........I think its AJAX cleaning powder to be honest. :o) (n/m) (NCFC) - Steeno Steeno, May 7, 12:37:07
- are you on crack? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, May 7, 12:35:09
- "I feel its the start of the new Norwich." - you sad, forlorn, misguided fool. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 12:29:05
  - I do buddy, It needed a change. We have the chance to do that now as a club. (NCFC) - Steeno Steeno, May 7, 12:30:20
    - GO ON THEN LETS DO IT (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 7, 12:32:13
      - But let's put the apostrophes in, hmm children? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 7, 12:34:12
        
        too nice, tell the fuckers to put the cunting apostrophes in (NCFC) - Tombs, May 7, 12:37:54
What about, if, say, right you had just done a beercan roll on the famous Norwich market (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 7, 12:27:28
- Probably.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 7, 14:15:19
- Norwich market is a bit pap (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 12:43:23
  - Andersons - for Harrington Jackets and Stay Press trousers (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 13:12:50
  - book guy, he's great. Saved me bloody fortune. Although, i could save even more (General Chat) - megson, May 7, 12:50:55
- Punch the ponce every time (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, May 7, 12:39:56
- "Old Git decides" (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 12:33:03
- A (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 7, 12:31:04
- option number a, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 12:30:14
- Can we have a relegation Gumby please mbk? We need cheering up (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 7, 12:28:41
  - seconded (General Chat) - camcan, May 7, 12:30:12
    - and start planning for a Johnston's paint trophy gumby (General Chat) - camcan, May 7, 12:34:47
- b (General Chat) - camcan, May 7, 12:28:35
  - what tosh! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 7, 12:29:35
    - I think I'm back in exams (General Chat) - camcan, May 7, 12:31:01
Can people please stop fucking whingeing about the rules!! FFDS!! (Other Football) - Tombs, May 7, 12:18:10
- Back into Europe?? Is "It's A Knockout" returning? (n/m) (Other Football) - mr carra, May 7, 12:36:06
- by the time we get to europe there wont be a europe left (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, May 7, 12:22:24
- you're fire starter a twisted fire starter. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, May 7, 12:21:11
  - WTF!!!!!!! (Other Football) - Tombs, May 7, 12:23:19
Have I got this right? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, May 7, 12:06:32
- you mean like this? (General Chat) - jayson blair, May 7, 12:17:06
  - no way!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 12:28:48
  - that was definitely hand to arse (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 12:20:23
    - I KNEW (General Chat) - jayson blair, May 7, 12:20:54
      - perv... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 12:23:30
        
        I like the way she doesn't even flinch, no facial reaction whatever (General Chat) - Old Git, May 7, 12:25:07
        
        I think her lips tightened a bit (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 12:29:13
        
        Her trousers aren't actually that tight (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 7, 12:32:37
        
        I know (General Chat) - jayson blair, May 7, 12:28:37
- No, because by keeping your hand there you are seeking to gain the advantage of arse. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, May 7, 12:14:59
- Keep your *hand* stiff (General Chat) - Old Git, May 7, 12:12:44
  - chortle. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, May 7, 12:14:24
Comedy Gold........... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 12:02:53
- Oh No! He's only gone and done it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 7, 12:14:42
England ticking over quite nicely this morning (Other Sports) - megson, May 7, 12:01:03
- Building towards a half decent total here, its was swinging a little yestdee too. (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, May 7, 12:25:32
- Cricket (Other Sports) - dm_norw906, May 7, 12:07:06
- You don't think we're living in Broken Britain then? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, May 7, 12:07:00
some dates for our diaries (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 11:32:46
- on honeymoon then (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 7, 12:12:54
- yep and I am thinking I will book holiday around then and I don't really care about (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 7, 11:36:37
  - about a year ago my niece announced she was getting married (NCFC) - camcan, May 7, 11:39:20
    - Blimey, they do take it a bit seriously, dunt they:-( (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 7, 11:55:55
    - if we play Leeds for our first match (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 11:47:42
This whole hand ball/ball to hand thing. (Other Football) - cookpassbabtridge, May 7, 11:32:41
- According to the FIFA laws document (Other Football) - watfordcanary, May 7, 12:33:55
- Where it occurs is irrelevant, it has to be a deliberate attempt to control the ball or (Other Football) - megson, May 7, 11:53:01
  - hand to ball (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, May 7, 11:54:20
    - not always. If your hand is somewhere it doesn't need to be (Other Football) - megson, May 7, 11:58:01
      - woosh - i was changing your last line to read correctly (Other Football) - Tony Martin, May 7, 12:11:39
        
        Oh yeah! massive whoosh, i didn't get it when you pointed it out! Cheers. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, May 7, 12:16:03
Stefanovic speaks... (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, May 7, 11:26:35
- Like that, good man. Pretty honest really. He's right too. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 7, 11:55:22
- 'unsure where he stands' (NCFC) - camcan, May 7, 11:33:08
  - should be "unsure where he sits"..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 11:50:19
- i like this guy (NCFC) - Dave in France, May 7, 11:30:32
- that's just like us to bake a cake and not eat it (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 11:29:38
  - in what way? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 11:35:57
    - i dunno, just thought i'd get on the 'post meaningless bollocks' bandwagon... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 11:39:20
      - oh, well I hope you get an answer (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 11:46:33
      - I see, so like this then? (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 11:40:52
        
        well if were to ask you want you meant by your post you'd just ignore me (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 11:42:57
        
        It means, just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean it isn't happening (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 11:45:32
        
        pants, this is a message board, if you post things (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 11:48:50
        
        I'm so glad tag team has a new member (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 11:52:06
        
        go fuck yourself - good day (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 11:52:43
        
        now now boys, play nicely! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 11:59:12
        
        you've made that bed... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 11:47:33
- bad decisions - number 1436..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 11:29:21
- unlike us to make our bed and not lie in it (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 11:28:03
  - where in that article are you getting something to criticise? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 11:35:33
We've all been here, childhood revisited (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 11:10:52
- "... childhood revisited .." (General Chat) - CB41, May 7, 11:16:45
  - here ya go (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 11:20:41
    - Nah, out of date by my time. This was me though - (General Chat) - CB41, May 7, 11:52:21
    - lol, saved me doing it (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 7, 11:21:07
- oi 'ad this...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 11:13:25
- I've never played that (General Chat) - Charles21, May 7, 11:13:10
  - I've never heard of it - (General Chat) - CB41, May 7, 11:17:11
    - me neither (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 7, 11:20:50
If you had 4 guinness bird logos, what would you have? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 11:02:41
- at a guess, 4 guinness bird logos. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 7, 11:07:58
- 4 Ramphastos ambiguus ambiguus' (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 7, 11:06:33
- too much time on your hands (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 11:03:09
- four toucans (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 7, 11:02:58
  - very clever (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 7, 11:03:15
    - It is ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, May 7, 11:24:01
Latest from Board meeting, this may take some time (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 7, 10:43:10
Many, many thanks to .... (General Chat) - For2Can, May 7, 10:39:52
- I did it with great pleasure (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 7, 11:07:59
- No problem. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 7, 10:59:40
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 7, 11:00:08
    - oiiiiiiiiii I' m just a top notch bloke. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 7, 11:00:52
      - most say..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 11:02:04
        
        That actullay is one of the nicest things anyone has ever called me - thanks. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 7, 11:07:39
        
        you're welcome. :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 11:09:10
- bet it should have been 10.00! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 7, 10:44:31
- should top up the beer kitty for an hour or two. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 7, 10:42:53
  - Yes - of course it will! (General Chat) - For2Can, May 7, 10:45:04
    - Don't rise, I think Dave is making a cross-reference to a row he had with selwyn recently (General Chat) - Old Git, May 7, 10:46:12
      - actually, it was because Tombs made a similar comment last time (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 7, 10:46:56
        
        same retarded mentality then! (n/m) (General Chat) - For2Can, May 7, 10:49:02
        
        get fucked (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 12:20:12
        
        YAWN! (n/m) (General Chat) - For2Can, May 7, 12:33:31
        
        When you us Justgiving like F2C the money goes straight to the charity's account anyway (General Chat) - Old Git, May 7, 10:48:25
        
        *use* Justgiving (General Chat) - Old Git, May 7, 10:49:32
        
        he's vanished into the vortex of knowledge (General Chat) - camcan, May 7, 10:51:14
        
        Good poin (General Chat) - Old Git, May 7, 10:54:11
        
        here (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 7, 10:47:55
    - take a joke (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 7, 10:45:58
      - Just typed that into google and got this! (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 7, 10:49:00
      - not when you imply that we are taking money out of the donations! (n/m) (General Chat) - For2Can, May 7, 10:47:15
        
        Or Jamie Redknapp and a cardboard cut out (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 10:55:26
        
        *wrong place* (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 10:55:39
        
        There was no right place for that particular post (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 7, 10:56:19
        
        facist! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 10:56:54
        
        i wasn't implying it at all (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 7, 10:49:33
        
        ok - not so funny when sounds like a personal slur .... (General Chat) - For2Can, May 7, 10:58:07
        
        i think the posters on here are intelligent enough to know that what you're doing is great (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 7, 10:59:43
        
        You ought to sponsor him now (General Chat) - Old Git, May 7, 11:04:18
        
        i only give to worthy causes (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 7, 11:05:53
        
        cheers - many thanks! (n/m) (General Chat) - For2Can, May 7, 11:02:15
        
        A silly joke really (General Chat) - Old Git, May 7, 10:54:56
        
        it made me smile (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 7, 10:57:17
        
        Dave, problem with your joke was (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 12:22:02
Well all this debate has made me go on Yootoob and have a look (Other Football) - Old Git, May 7, 10:31:50
- The rights and wrongs of last night are there to be debated (Other Football) - pants, May 7, 10:50:48
  - JR does have a point though. (Other Football) - cookpassbabtridge, May 7, 11:19:59
    - surely if he was given a CL semi he has done plenty of previous CL games (Other Football) - mr carra, May 7, 11:30:37
      - yep, done his fair share (Other Football) - pants, May 7, 11:33:46
    - Because he didn't interpret some penalty shouts? (Other Football) - pants, May 7, 11:23:05
      - He didn't give that, i'm convinced it was the assistant. Watch it again if you can (Other Football) - megson, May 7, 11:25:16
        
        He is an experienced official too, I can't remember sky going to town on his performance (Other Football) - pants, May 7, 11:31:44
        
        and anyway... (Other Football) - mr carra, May 7, 11:36:48
  - agreed, disgusting (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, May 7, 11:12:20
  - Can't BELIEVE you called him a slant (Other Football) - Old Git, May 7, 10:52:52
    - orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr meeeeeerssssseyyyy, I'mmmm telllllingggg!!!!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 7, 10:54:03
      - He was a right tubster for a top ref, I thought (Other Football) - Old Git, May 7, 10:55:40
- Has anyone ever seen Ruud Gullit and Craig Charles in the same room? (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, May 7, 10:40:25
  - ..... (Other Football) - pants, May 7, 10:56:06
  - Good point (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 7, 10:45:10
  - yes (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 10:43:36
- Yebbut the ref can't be sure on that handball can he? (Other Football) - megson, May 7, 10:39:43
  - Don't agree on that one (Other Football) - Old Git, May 7, 10:45:00
    - Yes, when you see a replay and know what you are looking for............. (Other Football) - megson, May 7, 11:13:56
- I'm sorry, but I missed your tenure as the Jimmy Hill for the noughties. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, May 7, 10:35:53
  - He's Jimmy Hill's older brother. (Other Football) - camcan, May 7, 10:37:18
    - Overthe Hill? (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, May 7, 10:37:38
      - can'tmakeitupthe Hill (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, May 7, 10:38:33
        
        He's alright going down though. (Other Football) - jafski, May 7, 10:39:35
        
        I've slipped into an innuendo thread (Other Football) - camcan, May 7, 10:40:36
        
        My fault. (Other Football) - jafski, May 7, 10:52:28
        
        Steady (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 7, 10:39:28
Living in limbo (NCFC) - Cannydc, May 7, 10:30:33
- morning Corps! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 10:33:22
  - Well I never !! (NCFC) - Cannydc, May 7, 10:49:49
    - fine ta......... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 11:01:32
      - New Mrs Chelts ? (NCFC) - Cannydc, May 7, 11:06:09
        
        loving thai food mate........ (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 11:10:49
        
        Excellent... (NCFC) - Cannydc, May 7, 11:18:22
        
        sounds good!!!! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 11:30:29
- " a 10 point penalty could make a ?5m difference if it costs us promotion or ?1m if we (NCFC) - Old Git, May 7, 10:33:18
  - Excellent point, OG. (NCFC) - Cannydc, May 7, 10:52:03
The boards official response to issues identified at the board meeting. (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 10:05:54
- twit (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 7, 10:26:38
  - twoo (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 10:27:16
    - twooter (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 10:28:28
      - tango (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 10:34:23
        
        It takes Desmond (NCFC) - pants, May 7, 10:42:05
- heading for League 2 with those clowns in charge (n/m) (NCFC) - Muz, May 7, 10:08:46
Sponsored Event 2009 (General Chat) - For2Can, May 7, 10:05:06
- Link (General Chat) - For2Can, May 7, 10:24:02
  - Good man (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 7, 10:40:20
Handball rules Page 112 of this link gives a bit (Other Football) - megson, May 7, 10:02:01
- I think we had one this season (Other Football) - camcan, May 7, 10:21:15
- if a keeper picks up from a pass-back it's an indirect free-kick (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 10:03:26
  - Oh and, did anyone know, if you smack a direct free kick straight into your OWN net (Other Football) - megson, May 7, 10:08:32
    - so was it just me that didn't know this then ^^^? I agree its unlikely of course (Other Football) - megson, May 7, 10:28:08
  - Offside (n/m) (Other Football) - Firstnews, May 7, 10:05:48
    - *opposition's area* (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 10:10:40
  - Obstruction is indirect. I.E. Blocking someone off in the box. (Other Football) - megson, May 7, 10:05:23
    - i don't really recall any being given for obstruction (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 10:09:18
      - Ah, but i said blocking! which happens often outside, knock a ball past a player, (Other Football) - megson, May 7, 10:13:59
        
        the blocking of an opponent is a bit of an odd-one all round (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 10:23:58
        
        True, as that would make it direct wouldn't it? (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, May 7, 10:25:32
        
        aye, that's a great link btw (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 10:28:15
        
        Aye, really interesting, some great diagrams in there too. (Other Football) - megson, May 7, 10:30:36
        
        me neither (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 10:36:39
        
        ^^^ yes. And shut up about it occasionally. What REALLY REALLY winds me up (Other Football) - megson, May 7, 10:42:56
        
        aye, more agreement from me here (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 10:47:54
        
        We've got to stop doing this, its getting a little uncomfortable now. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, May 7, 10:55:56
        
        *natch* (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 10:59:30
        
        haven't seen much given for obstruction for a long time (Other Football) - camcan, May 7, 10:23:56
    - (pg 36, impedes the progress of an opponent) (Other Football) - megson, May 7, 10:07:20
      - ha! yes you beat me to it! (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 10:09:46
        
        to what? (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, May 7, 11:02:21
Am I the only one who wants Man U to win the Champs L? (Other Football) - songwriter, May 7, 10:00:32
- If Norwich not in Europe (Other Football) - south, May 7, 10:11:37
- Nope. (Other Football) - Muz, May 7, 10:06:38
- Yes, in the entire world (Other Football) - Tombs, May 7, 10:02:08
- Nope - I want them to win too... (Other Football) - Greeny, May 7, 10:02:04
This sounds like the sort of thing we'd do... (Other Football) - mr carra, May 7, 09:59:49
All the carrots in the world originally came from Afghanistan. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 09:57:29
- I reckon hardly any of then do, actually (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 7, 10:05:03
  - EVERYBODY knows that ALL sweeping generalisations are wrong. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 10:12:54
- I think Jasper came from Birmingham (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 10:02:54
Successful board meeting last night then.... (NCFC) - Muz, May 7, 09:51:55
I hint heard this, hev you? As interesting et unt. (NCFC) - jafski, May 7, 09:42:42
- yeah, it's obvious, but he's spot on (NCFC) - Dave in France, May 7, 09:49:32
  - in what way haven't they been demanding enough of managers though? (NCFC) - mr carra, May 7, 09:54:50
    - worthy wasn't producing the goods, they kept bankrolling him (NCFC) - Dave in France, May 7, 09:57:04
Another 500k lost (NCFC) - greencanary, May 7, 09:37:37
- 400k = 500k? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 11:07:30
The Maccabees - Wall Of Arms (General Chat) - Brandonio, May 7, 09:21:08
- its only april....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 09:23:54
  - May 7, 09:23:54 (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, May 7, 09:25:55
    - you took nearly two minutes to post that! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 09:30:24
      - I am actually doing work as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, May 7, 09:31:22
        
        early shift at McDonalds? :-P (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 09:42:27
        
        EA (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 09:41:56
        
        It's in teh game. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 7, 10:21:20
  - thought i was bad! (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 09:25:27
    - april/may....who cares! its still early in the year! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 09:26:17
Doves@UEA last night - quality one of the most underrated bands out there. (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, May 7, 08:57:05
- Thought they were a bit boring (General Chat) - bongo33, May 7, 11:53:24
- How are the doves underrated? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 10:29:18
  - OK.. Doves..not The, deserve more public and critical acclaim (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, May 7, 10:59:00
    - Doves have had shed loads more publicity than Elbow (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 13:34:13
    - they are great, saw them last week (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 7, 11:06:37
    - ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^HES RIGHT (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 7, 11:01:46
  - underappreciated maybe (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, May 7, 10:41:53
    - hmmm (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 7, 10:43:42
- Agreed - Absolutely Awesome!! The most uderrated band on the planet!! (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 7, 09:06:33
  - lol underrated! (Brom knew) (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 7, 09:07:45
    - I like the idea of a band being udder-rated however. Like The Moo Radleys. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 7, 09:42:30
Good news at last (Other Football) - roland rat, May 7, 08:41:08
- Ironic.... (Other Football) - DemoniCanary, May 7, 09:02:33
- umm... (Other Football) - Dave in France, May 7, 08:49:03
- this season's champ team or next season's? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 7, 08:48:38
How many pens should Chelsea have had last night? (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 7, 08:34:19
- 1 (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, May 7, 11:01:56
  - and that was the handball (Other Football) - Charles21, May 7, 11:06:05
- well, the last one (the Ballack appeal for handball) was never a penalty (Other Football) - mr carra, May 7, 09:42:39
- 2, tops. (Other Football) - Arganth, May 7, 09:35:36
  - 3rd and 4th both hit the arm and denied a goal scoring opportunity (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 7, 09:40:30
    - Not true, linkage (Other Football) - megson, May 7, 09:45:40
      - he raised his arms and turned his back (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 7, 09:48:16
        
        Hmm, yeah that one is interesting, tougher one. (Other Football) - megson, May 7, 10:00:20
        
        is he turning his back to protect himself? (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 09:52:10
    - sorry, but the second one didn't (see above) (n/m) (Other Football) - mr carra, May 7, 09:43:45
      - and anyway surely it should matter enormously whether it is meant or not (Other Football) - mr carra, May 7, 09:49:37
      - it hit the tricep (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 7, 09:45:58
        
        which was in front of his body (Other Football) - mr carra, May 7, 09:52:31
        
        Definite Pen, he was desperate to block the ball with any part of his body (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 7, 09:54:39
        
        don't agree at all that he was trying to handle it (Other Football) - mr carra, May 7, 09:56:00
    - agreed......but fuck it, its chelsea!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 09:43:21
- If there's one thing I enjoy more than a team I can't stand losing an important match ... (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 7, 08:51:12
  - Drogba got a bit Nawtee (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, May 7, 09:06:05
  - best thing for me last night, wasnt ballack, wasnt drogba... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 08:59:10
  - ha ha. I was thinking about NCFC4Life's characterisation too last night (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 7, 08:55:05
  - jellied eels. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, May 7, 08:54:45
- Oh well. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, May 7, 08:48:37
- 9 (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 7, 08:44:07
- I was watching without the 'benefit' of commentary (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 7, 08:43:32
  - erm... (Other Football) - NoReevesNoFuture, May 7, 08:53:15
  - haha (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 7, 08:48:03
    - i must've missed your days as England's right-back... (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 09:39:41
      - in the same way you missed Tricky Hawes days as a referee? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 7, 09:41:12
        
        why did you ask the question, Brandonio? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 7, 09:44:24
        
        Wrath Of The Barclay (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 7, 09:52:06
        
        yup, fair point. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 7, 09:54:39
- 3 (Other Football) - Dave in France, May 7, 08:37:12
and the winner of most appropriate surname goes to... (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 7, 08:28:03
- Total non-news. (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, May 7, 08:53:28
- New standards of journalism in the Sun there (General Chat) - Jambocanary, May 7, 08:34:18
  - 24 cans of Stella a day = alcoholic. (General Chat) - Drurys Left Nut, May 7, 08:52:48
Scowcroft anyone? (Other Football) - roland rat, May 7, 08:05:25
- Ifil and Fletcher could be handy in League One (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 7, 08:33:20
- No thanks but would take Oster & Ifil!! (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 7, 08:31:24
- he was sat in the Jarrold versus Reading. (Other Football) - dear prudence, May 7, 08:14:02
  - think they could both do a job in league 1... (Other Football) - roland rat, May 7, 08:27:58
The mockery of chelsea begins, (Other Football) - Darth Delia Mugabe, May 7, 07:18:08
Mojito! (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, May 7, 01:35:25
One is mildly unamused... (NCFC) - Klobo04, May 7, 00:47:00
- One of the first problems facing an alcoholic is recognising he/she is one (NCFC) - John in Texas, May 7, 03:55:45
- So what DID you expect? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 7, 00:59:54
Not read what you guys have written - my view (Other Football) - Charles21, May 7, 00:44:43
- Not racist - Just thought Norways football is a lot slower and he was a bit of a fatty. (n/m) (Other Football) - Hulk Rules, May 7, 08:53:33
- henry injured (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 7, 00:53:24
  - so what jamie is saying is (Other Football) - Charles21, May 7, 00:58:48
    - chelsea were 1.8 at 1-0 (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 7, 01:03:43
      - cheers ffs (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, May 7, 01:09:46
    - nah he meant a big league ref with experience (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 7, 01:01:10
  - ffs i meant henry bottled it (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 7, 00:56:47
FAO Strap on Sally - Championship fantasy football league wotb playoff push victory speech (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, May 7, 00:43:38
1 (n/m) (General Chat) - nixon, May 7, 00:24:33
- 2 (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, May 7, 00:35:22