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Just back (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 4, 23:49:18
Just back. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 23:46:20
- chuckle (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 5, 09:08:17
- Bravissimo (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 23:48:44
  - . (General Chat) - commonsense, Mar 5, 00:07:34
Just back (NCFC) - canary_wharf, Mar 4, 23:35:01
- Marshall did make one crucial save at 0-0 (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 4, 23:59:23
- Refreshment watch? Pies and beer any good? (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 23:48:03
Just Back (NCFC) - Surrey Yella, Mar 4, 23:23:56
lol at scum (n/m) (NCFC) - Disshater, Mar 4, 23:16:37
- i was meant to say... (NCFC) - Disshater, Mar 4, 23:17:07
  - Howabout Watford? (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 4, 23:19:17
    - yeah thats shite too (NCFC) - Disshater, Mar 4, 23:27:52
    - Half of Vicarage Road is condemned (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 4, 23:24:12
Glenn Roeder interview (NCFC) - bbc_norfolk, Mar 4, 23:14:42
Cloverfield (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 4, 23:08:39
- no (General Chat) - matt in london, Mar 5, 00:55:06
- yes (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 4, 23:49:54
I'm watching a live police chase in California on CNN.com (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 22:45:05
- Ooh you numbnut - just run over a stinger. Nice old gun stand off now (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 22:45:31
  - Out of the car - on the floor. Cue police brutality. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 22:46:14
    - How many cops? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 4, 22:56:12
      - haha - you could have been watching it as well - 8-10 pinned him to the ground (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 23:15:09
    - lol "the bloke has just been released from prison on gun charges" (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 22:53:14
    - Shoot him in the head (n/m) (General Chat) - Def_Con_One, Mar 4, 22:51:45
whats happened o soccer night. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 4, 22:44:27
- Irish football is on Setanta..or used to be anyway. (n/m) (NCFC) - Auckland Roeder, Mar 4, 22:47:12
- Kevin Piper got ear cataracts (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 22:45:34
  - Ear cataracts? (n/m) (NCFC) - theguru, Mar 4, 22:48:02
    - EAR cataracts? (n/m) (NCFC) - Blind Lemon Creosote, Mar 4, 23:11:40
- I'm off you fat old bitch (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 22:45:16
Just back from the game - (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 4, 22:39:42
- and stones won 2-1! (n/m) (NCFC) - Disshater, Mar 4, 22:41:21
  - They needed that (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 4, 22:46:00
- How many norwich fans there? (n/m) (NCFC) - Def_Con_One, Mar 4, 22:41:05
  - At a guess (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 4, 22:45:33
My name is Dave in France (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 4, 22:39:21
- That's quite surreal (General Chat) - megson, Mar 4, 23:16:44
- check with selwyn he dresses like its 1982 (n/m) (General Chat) - alfie45, Mar 4, 22:41:14
  - And he knows everything (n/m) (General Chat) - alfie45, Mar 4, 22:41:26
    - and is director of Lesbian Pork Inferno (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 22:42:55
- Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - theguru, Mar 4, 22:41:03
Cliff Richard! (n/m) (General Chat) - Def_Con_One, Mar 4, 22:37:25
- i think he was playing that one for Neil and Glenn (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 4, 22:39:50
Less than an hour gone in the cricket & looks like Ian Bell has broken his hand (Other Sports) - lovely old job, Mar 4, 22:33:15
- Given the new ball (Other Sports) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 4, 22:39:47
  - Very slow green wicket according to fiery. His key struck oil apparently. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 22:43:20
    - They won't get a lot of pace or bounce (Other Sports) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 4, 22:48:02
      - grass banks are great! (Other Sports) - Disshater, Mar 4, 22:49:57
    - small crowderage as well (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 22:44:40
      - i love the grass bank! (Other Sports) - Disshater, Mar 4, 22:46:00
        
        fuck i'd love to be there now (Other Sports) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 22:47:10
        
        My Fave Ground. Seddon Park. (Other Sports) - Auckland Roeder, Mar 4, 22:48:17
        
        my fave clikket ground used to be canterbury (the uk one) (Other Sports) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 22:51:00
        
        Hardingham Cricket Ground has a tree in it. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 22:51:43
        
        awwww (Other Sports) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 22:55:05
        
        Nice to see a little tree is being prepared to step into the breach tho!! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 22:56:17
        
        many moons ago I (Other Sports) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 22:59:47
        
        Lovely old game is cricket (n/m) (Other Sports) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 23:01:42
        
        o really hope that one day, in my lifetime (Other Sports) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 23:05:09
        
        There's a place I've played in Hampshire (Other Sports) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 4, 22:53:06
        
        Smell of Luncheon cooking away on the Barby (n/m) (Other Sports) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 22:48:10
  - brillers, i loves clikkit (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 22:41:41
- wanking about tonights draw? (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Mar 4, 22:37:46
- Yey Boycott reckons he's probably broken it. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 22:36:58
Howzat! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 22:32:44
speak up Glenn! (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 4, 22:28:49
Does my TV have to be plugged in for me to need a TV licence? (n/m) (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Mar 4, 22:27:25
- No, they can still fine you regardless (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Mar 4, 23:15:03
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 22:28:09
  - Its a waste of fucking money, aint paying it no more (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Mar 4, 22:29:19
    - how dare u say its a waste of money! (General Chat) - Disshater, Mar 4, 22:43:19
      - They could have had Peter Thorne for that (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 22:44:08
    - I dunno, get a usb freeview, easier to hide (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 22:29:55
      - Thanks, i will look into it pants (n/m) (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Mar 4, 22:32:40
Terry Cave-Brown on the radio now (n/m) (NCFC) - David Brent, Mar 4, 22:25:11
- superb terry fuck off (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 22:26:12
at the end of the day (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 4, 22:23:50
- My licence fee paid for them to broadcast that (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 22:24:37
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 22:24:21
What a waste of money! (NCFC) - David Brent, Mar 4, 22:22:49
Oive got contacts in Morecambe. (Other Football) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 22:22:48
- cataracts, in morecambe? (n/m) (Other Football) - double hipness, Mar 4, 22:40:33
- yeah but what a waste of money (n/m) (Other Football) - David Brent, Mar 4, 22:23:51
  - Its actually a good question, wrong guy to ask it though. (Other Football) - usacanary, Mar 4, 22:32:44
    - it's a shit question (Other Football) - Dave in France, Mar 4, 22:38:30
- I know a bloke in Mundesley - should I put him in touch with the club? (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 22:23:37
  - Knowing you (Other Football) - pants, Mar 4, 22:24:40
    - Did Adams just trump? (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Mar 4, 22:27:09
      - If he did he probably had a fiver on it (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 4, 22:28:31
yes yes.... yes i know. but what a waste of money (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 4, 22:22:47
- it's sid the manager (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 4, 22:23:39
  - roffle.... it is! (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 4, 22:24:28
    - David Lee in disguise.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 4, 22:25:06
      - Oh Mine! Oh Mine! Oh Mine! Oh Mine! Oh Mine! Oh Mine! Oh Mine! Oh Mine! Oh Mine! (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 22:25:28
this guy's got no idea (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 4, 22:22:25
Play Evans & Curo up front (n/m) (NCFC) - Def_Con_One, Mar 4, 22:18:16
I can categorically say selwyn was at the game, (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 22:11:16
- rolf (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 22:14:02
  - It was more like that plane that nearly crash landed at Hamburg the other day (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 22:17:26
    - larf of the day ta. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 22:20:55
  - or like that game in takeshi's castle with loads of fake doors (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 4, 22:15:03
  - not quite! lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 22:14:59
- It must of been like the finals of University Challenge... (n/m) (NCFC) - Auckland Roeder, Mar 4, 22:13:17
  - krypton factor you mean (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 22:15:44
    - Gordon Burns was ace! (n/m) (NCFC) - Auckland Roeder, Mar 4, 22:27:54
      - Is it 11am where you are? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 22:29:14
        
        nope its 11:45am (n/m) (NCFC) - Auckland Roeder, Mar 4, 22:44:23
    - because you got a question right on that once? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 22:18:44
      - Why you always cyber bullying selwyn? (n/m) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Mar 4, 22:21:46
        
        ROFL, my favourite post of the day (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 22:23:07
        
        Must have been fun on here today then! (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Mar 4, 22:24:48
        
        That's cos you live in reality (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 22:26:30
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 22:15:02
- lol.nice fit those turnstiles (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 22:12:48
shortage of calls on CC this evening...? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 4, 22:10:05
Ahem (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 22:08:16
- I went for 1-1 too. Feeling smug now. :) (NCFC) - theguru, Mar 4, 22:36:24
- not garn to click that linkerage as i know you predicticaterereed the result (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 22:10:37
  - had to sacrifice my best goat to do it (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 22:26:01
- HAHA, nice one PA HIGH FIVE BUBBA!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 22:10:33
Are there tickets on the door for Coventry? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve, Mar 4, 22:07:29
for fukks sake peeple (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 22:01:58
- great result, and Roeder picked a balanced side (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Mar 4, 22:03:33
- Narrow down the whingers though Tomby, and you'll see but one name... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 22:03:22
- yeah fuck up people! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Mar 4, 22:03:02
  - man you are so so so funny wow hillarious wind up....ho ho ho LOL ROFL ROFL (General Chat) - Auckland Roeder, Mar 4, 22:10:41
    - As they say in yoof culture: Kiwi's....owned (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 22:16:52
      - it's good to watch when you are there. (General Chat) - Auckland Roeder, Mar 4, 22:26:32
        
        i loves it me (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 22:28:56
  - This from the guy who thinks 58 points wont be enough LOL (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 4, 22:09:26
    - bottom 3 dont have to.its 3rd bottom we need worry about.normally 54 (General Chat) - selwyn, Mar 4, 22:18:27
      - lets bet then.................. (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 4, 22:25:24
is the sevilla game on anywhere? (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 4, 22:01:19
- Sky Sports 2 and 3 (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Mar 4, 22:08:40
just shown goals on SSN (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 21:57:45
- yeah a good goal (NCFC) - city_lad, Mar 4, 22:01:22
  - Is he going early (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 4, 22:04:24
    - i think (n/m) (NCFC) - city_lad, Mar 4, 22:05:49
      - i think its a bit of both but he needs to learn to check the run more (n/m) (NCFC) - city_lad, Mar 4, 22:06:26
how many did we have there tonight ? (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Mar 4, 21:57:20
- 9 (n/m) (Other Football) - Blind Lemon Creosote, Mar 4, 21:57:39
What a goal! (n/m) (NCFC) - Blind Lemon Creosote, Mar 4, 21:56:14
FAO Selwyn (NCFC) - pkdo75, Mar 4, 21:53:33
- actually you slagged of hucks-thats why i called you a cunt-cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 21:56:53
  - double cunt scenario as Glenn Hoddle would say. A very rare occurance (NCFC) - Auckland Roeder, Mar 4, 21:59:15
  - u dope i put it in simple terms for the likes of you (NCFC) - pkdo75, Mar 4, 21:59:06
  - He pointed out we were on a good run without him, and should go back to that (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 21:58:07
    - many thanks pants (NCFC) - pkdo75, Mar 4, 22:01:30
      - lol-watch games week in week out! pants isnt really the man to match that statement with (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 22:05:00
        
        LOL, YOU GO WEEK IN WEEK OUT AND YOUR FULL OF SHIT (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 22:16:28
        
        *claps* (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 4, 22:21:53
    - Funny how you have something to say on the matter (n/m) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Mar 4, 21:59:54
      - hes like a fly bee round a honey pot-just waiting to pounce when he has a mate around (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 22:02:07
        
        haha wind up (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 22:18:09
      - And equally funny that you post, shock horror, in a dig at pants. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 22:01:10
        
        Even more funny you've shoved ya pin dick up pants arse again (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Mar 4, 22:04:28
        
        Hardly, lee will tell me to shut the fuck up when it need be (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 22:12:46
        
        Thats great news, you cant have the balance of the board going tits up can you? (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Mar 4, 22:15:51
        
        It's all pretend? I don't understand (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 22:17:13
        
        Well is it? What's going on, Is this a dream? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 22:21:58
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 5, 09:51:43
        
        Shut the fuck up! (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 22:15:18
        
        haha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 22:17:31
        
        Once again, you show your maturity. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 22:05:32
        
        I often feel the need to knock a few years off my maturity when visting this messageboard (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Mar 4, 22:11:24
        
        Without wanting to sound holier than thou - I manage it perfectly well (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 22:14:42
    - no .he slagged hucks off (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 21:59:53
- Not fair.. come on how many thougvht we would get anything tonight ? be honest (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Mar 4, 21:55:50
  - I said we could go there and get something (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 21:57:01
- it was 1 each! coming in your pants over a draw! lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 21:55:01
  - as opposed to you cumming in your pants over a piggy (n/m) (NCFC) - alfie45, Mar 4, 22:38:08
  - .... (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 21:57:13
    - Did you predict what the score would be? (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Mar 4, 22:07:54
      - Look through the days posts, you can see how I felt about tonight (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 22:14:12
      - Didnt sound like that so much (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 22:09:02
      - I did (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 22:08:51
        
        Think you were the only one! Good predicting! (n/m) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Mar 4, 22:09:54
  - missed the point again.......... (NCFC) - pkdo75, Mar 4, 21:56:30
    - lol.where was i! dont make me laugh (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 21:57:56
- LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 21:54:40
wonder if Neil's had time to phone Glenn since Saturday (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 4, 21:51:45
- Armstrong? Young? Sedaka? (n/m) (General Chat) - Auckland Roeder, Mar 4, 22:07:49
Good ole JC another finger up to the boo boys (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Mar 4, 21:43:03
- Does he get a rough time from fans at Carrow Road?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Def_Con_One, Mar 4, 21:44:11
  - No (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 4, 21:49:07
  - The odd grumble but on here and Pink Un (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Mar 4, 21:46:12
  - Don't think so (n/m) (NCFC) - Blind Lemon Creosote, Mar 4, 21:45:17
excellent result (NCFC) - sotoncanary, Mar 4, 21:42:03
- great result! (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 4, 21:43:56
WHERE WAS THIS DICKING THEN? EXACTLY, SUPER NORWICH, KEEP THE FAITH (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 21:39:53
- Who said that? Who the fuck said that? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 21:40:59
  - cheers for that Prince Oblenski (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 22:19:39
  - *claps* (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 4, 22:15:51
- dead certs for play offs now! good point mind (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 21:40:47
  - fuck the playoffs, we're going up automatically (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 21:48:53
  - No offence Selwyn but what is it you actually want from this club? (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 4, 21:47:08
  - Who said anything about the playoffs? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 21:42:18
    - most on here up until satdee (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 21:45:09
      - rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 21:53:18
Great point boys! (n/m) (NCFC) - Def_Con_One, Mar 4, 21:39:12
- great result (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 4, 21:39:50
AC 0-2 Le Arse (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, Mar 4, 21:38:26
Uh oh, Semmie is on.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Dennisvanwyk, Mar 4, 21:35:46
Anyone have link to that live league table? (n/m) (NCFC) - Def_Con_One, Mar 4, 21:33:51
- ....................... (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 21:34:12
  - Ta (n/m) (NCFC) - Def_Con_One, Mar 4, 21:34:57
Hull game looks fun 9 versus 9... (n/m) (NCFC) - Dennisvanwyk, Mar 4, 21:33:48
Obviously selwyns good vibes sucked that in the net (n/m) (NCFC) - alfie45, Mar 4, 21:30:54
- i celebrated just like you did when we scored satdee lol-sorry,you had already left lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 21:33:20
  - u were online at 10 past 4??????????????? (n/m) (NCFC) - pkdo75, Mar 4, 21:54:57
    - errrr-maybe i live with someone.i was at the game.ask alfie! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 22:08:41
      - He was there (NCFC) - alfie45, Mar 4, 22:18:03
  - I was there at the end (NCFC) - alfie45, Mar 4, 21:35:07
    - Anglia Soccer night tonight? what time? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 4, 21:40:01
      - Tomorrow, 23:45. Champions League highlights tonight. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 21:41:43
        
        many thanks (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 4, 21:46:09
    - makes a change!think you need putting out to pasture in the river end rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 21:37:18
      - The problem here (NCFC) - alfie45, Mar 4, 21:40:23
        
        lol-only showing yourself up as the coward you are! what do you think im going to do? (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 21:43:40
        
        and to kick anyone..... (NCFC) - alfie45, Mar 4, 22:29:42
        
        not a coward just giving you enough rope knobead (n/m) (NCFC) - alfie45, Mar 4, 22:28:26
Volley king Cureton? HAHA!!!! (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 4, 21:26:45
The Curtain DRAWS us level!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - thebarclayprince, Mar 4, 21:26:28
Get in there selwyn!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old_Gregg, Mar 4, 21:26:03
- whoooopie-dead certs for play offs now! hold on boys! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 21:31:48
  - at what point did i say i thought we were gonna make the play-offs? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old_Gregg, Mar 4, 21:39:00
    - shhhhhhhhhhhhhh (n/m) (NCFC) - Old_Gregg, Mar 4, 21:43:17
yeeeeeeeessssss!!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 21:25:47
CURO! CURO! CURO! CURO! CURO! CURO! CURO! CURO! CURO! CURO! CURO! CURO! CURO! CURO! CURO! (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 4, 21:25:47
- OH MINE OH MINE OH MINE CURO! CURO! CURO! CURO! (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 21:26:28
YES! (n/m) (NCFC) - Def_Con_One, Mar 4, 21:25:43
GET IN!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 21:25:15
Not sounding good is it :-( (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 21:11:17
- I dont think we have created any chances............ (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 4, 21:16:25
  - Norwich police have just issued an arrest Warrant.......... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 4, 21:26:27
  - i'll love it (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 4, 21:17:36
    - love it.... go on! (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 4, 21:26:17
- sounding a little better but not good enough. (n/m) (NCFC) - No99, Mar 4, 21:16:04
we had a shot yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 21:07:35
- yes (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 21:08:37
  - Cunt got me in the arse (n/m) (NCFC) - Brendon Fearon, Mar 4, 21:10:10
    - moohoohahahahaha! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Mar 4, 21:21:58
    - serve u right! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 21:11:28
Fucking Plymouth in the playoffs (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 20:55:51
- Plymouth, Stoke, Bristol City. Odds on that at the start of the season? (Other Football) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 21:14:35
- would it be worse than Brizzle Shitty going up? (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 20:59:01
  - It would probably be funnier (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 21:00:13
AucklandRoeder, surely you aren't following this too? (NCFC) - Dennisvanwyk, Mar 4, 20:51:30
- Crappy down here in Wellie, and listening to this isn't making it any better.... (n/m) (NCFC) - digs, Mar 4, 21:22:43
  - That's better! (n/m) (NCFC) - digs, Mar 4, 21:25:53
    - Good man digs, looks like NZ NCFC has enough for a strikeforce! (n/m) (NCFC) - Dennisvanwyk, Mar 4, 21:31:33
My commentary isn't working, any suggestions? (n/m) (NCFC) - trueyellow, Mar 4, 20:50:29
- Make one up - repeat "and Watford shoot" that should cover it (n/m) (NCFC) - Dennisvanwyk, Mar 4, 20:52:18
- dont listen-its crap anyway (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 20:51:17
Just seen teams - how's Spanish bloke playing? (n/m) (NCFC) - Def_Con_One, Mar 4, 20:47:13
- Well by the sounds of it (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 20:49:57
Anyone on here work in HR? (General Chat) - Def_Con_One, Mar 4, 20:46:05
- I don't work in HR but what your problem (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 4, 20:58:04
  - Problem.........they sicken me really. (General Chat) - Def_Con_One, Mar 4, 21:01:13
    - what is HR? (n/m) (General Chat) - thebarclayprince, Mar 4, 21:02:55
      - hilly roads (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 4, 21:04:26
      - Human Resources (AKA Cunts) (n/m) (General Chat) - Def_Con_One, Mar 4, 21:04:00
        
        come on the: what has happened at work today? (General Chat) - thebarclayprince, Mar 4, 21:12:38
        
        Nothing to me - am union rep (General Chat) - Def_Con_One, Mar 4, 21:17:05
        
        at least she's got union back up! (General Chat) - thebarclayprince, Mar 4, 21:24:07
        
        take it higher (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 4, 21:21:33
        
        Trust me - no point! (n/m) (General Chat) - Def_Con_One, Mar 4, 21:25:34
        
        some union rep you are then (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 4, 21:45:46
        
        My job is to protect the member & do the best for her (General Chat) - Def_Con_One, Mar 4, 22:16:36
- Chairman Mao (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 20:55:03
0 shots on target. 0 shots off target. 0 corners. Quality. (NCFC) - Dennisvanwyk, Mar 4, 20:42:33
- are stats wrong? (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Mar 4, 20:44:53
  - thats ok then (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 20:47:01
    - Perhaps it was a very overhit pass instead... (n/m) (NCFC) - Dennisvanwyk, Mar 4, 20:48:35
- more entertaining to let the playoff jokers rattle on at me mate! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 20:44:01
scum 1-0 down (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Mar 4, 20:21:17
- Ronaldo scores. Again. So pridictable. (n/m) (Other Football) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 20:27:11
  - as was us being shit and losing again (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Mar 4, 20:28:18
    - boringggg (n/m) (Other Football) - Old_Gregg, Mar 4, 20:49:55
    - change the record mate (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Mar 4, 20:34:21
    - yawn (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Mar 4, 20:29:44
    - lol you hanging out for an argument sellers? (n/m) (Other Football) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 20:29:04
      - no-just feel we have become complacent-we arnt safe yet by along way- (Other Football) - selwyn, Mar 4, 20:32:49
Should have played Huckerby really. (JOKE). (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 20:15:03
- anymore score mate? cant be arsed to listen to the shit (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 20:16:06
  - Nope. Waiting for a chance on goal. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 20:16:25
anyone else think we will flirt with the bottom 3 again before we get safe in last few wee (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 20:05:27
- Wouldn't you be happier supporting Chelsea or Man Utd? (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Mar 4, 20:26:33
  - you've missed the point - how thick are you? (n/m) (NCFC) - WalterTheSofty, Mar 4, 20:36:48
    - As thick as you are soft (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Mar 4, 20:39:32
  - probably-but im city till i die.just because i can see whats going to happen (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 20:30:24
    - Well the sooner the better for all of us! (n/m) (NCFC) - alfie45, Mar 4, 21:00:50
      - hi alfie-why dont you make yourself known to me and my mates next home game? (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 21:16:31
        
        You- Mates??? Don't make me laugh (n/m) (NCFC) - alfie45, Mar 4, 21:18:18
    - I'm well aware of how good we are(n't), difference is I still support (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Mar 4, 20:32:50
      - as if the team can hear you tonight! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 20:34:56
        
        I'm not sitting in my chair shouting. I'm actually bothering to listen. (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Mar 4, 20:36:16
        
        difference being?really going to effect the result isnt it (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 20:37:18
        
        Not saying it will. I'm just saying why do you support a team you don't actually support? (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Mar 4, 20:40:37
        
        Cos he looks better with his norwich tracksuit tucked into his socks (n/m) (NCFC) - alfie45, Mar 4, 21:06:06
        
        bit of a contradiction in that sentence i feel! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 20:42:51
        
        You don't actually answer though, do you? (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Mar 4, 20:44:04
        
        Oh leave him alone. (NCFC) - the101ers, Mar 4, 20:46:18
        
        Grammar Nazi Alert.... ** affect ** (NCFC) - the101ers, Mar 4, 20:39:03
        
        you are obv too clever for this board (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 20:40:52
        
        In contrast, you fit right in (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Mar 4, 20:42:08
        
        what you doing hear then? sounds like its past your bed time (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 20:45:13
        
        Break it up boys, break it up. (n/m) (NCFC) - the101ers, Mar 4, 20:49:23
- Don't think so (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 20:06:51
  - agree he has. but dont trust this bunch of players.too many loanees who dont give a shit (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 20:11:57
  - agree, we all know in our hearts that........................ (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 4, 20:11:25
    - scum 1-0 down (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 4, 20:20:28
    - i agree-its being pulled into bottom 5 again that worrys me.it will happen too, (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 20:13:55
      - I think the bottom 3 wil be lucky to get to 48 points (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 4, 20:19:55
        
        dont agree-shef wed have 2 games in hand for a start. need 58 to stay up (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 20:25:02
        
        LOL at 58 points (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 4, 20:37:43
        
        we will see (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 20:39:06
        
        we wont have to see at all. (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 4, 22:03:25
Goal-scoring centre half (NCFC) - Chopper, Mar 4, 20:02:05
- I stuill think Taylor was a big miss for us (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 4, 20:29:21
  - Should have just coughed up the 1million in the first place if we wanted him so badly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 20:30:18
    - 1 million was a fair price. (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 4, 20:33:40
      - change the record mate (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 20:36:12
      - Makes it more gauling that we did eventually, when it was too late. Real shame. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 20:34:30
- Watford has Shittu, Stoke has Shawcross (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 4, 20:07:09
- i thought otsemibor was at fault for blackpools 1st (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 4, 20:06:20
Poo (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 20:01:49
feck 1-0 down (n/m) (NCFC) - thebarclayprince, Mar 4, 19:57:50
- no great surprise-we are shit (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 20:02:02
- we sound awful! (n/m) (NCFC) - No99, Mar 4, 20:01:37
fuck (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 19:57:47
totally under the cosh, survival mode (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 4, 19:56:53
any score yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 19:46:17
- yes, 0-1 (n/m) (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 4, 19:57:52
- no, 0-0 (NCFC) - thebarclayprince, Mar 4, 19:53:08
- selwyn go into the chat room - you get better updates in there (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 19:48:19
  - why do you want selwyn in the chat room ? you grooming ? (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Mar 4, 19:53:49
    - What a horrible thought. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 19:59:54
  - computer wont let me in (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 19:51:31
    - you're barred (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 4, 19:53:24
- yes (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 19:46:58
not even having radio on.relying on you lot to keep me informed! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 19:43:16
Canaries World start! COME ON!!!!! :) (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 4, 19:13:22
OK, RADIO NORFOLK ON, LETS FUCKING AVE EM !!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 4, 19:12:08
- My radio norfolk has just cut off. god damn contractual reasons (n/m) (NCFC) - forzancfc, Mar 4, 19:41:07
Team tonight (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 4, 19:11:24
- looks a poor side (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 19:41:51
- Strange bench, 3 defenders there!!! (n/m) (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 4, 19:11:47
  - not really? (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 4, 19:26:07
    - a sensible strategy methinks (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 4, 19:33:15
Have to say this guy is not as smooth as Matt Gudgeon. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 19:07:40
- No, he's not Matt Gudgeon, can't remember his name haha but I remember he had said (General Chat) - XXL16, Mar 4, 19:14:46
  - Ah was it this guy!!! That was rather funny!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 19:15:26
Theres only Juan(one) Valasco Juan Valasco (n/m) (NCFC) - David Brent, Mar 4, 19:07:20
Pants - doing any 2-2s tonight ? (Betting) - Cannydc, Mar 4, 19:07:20
- Cheers, at those prices 1 will do (Betting) - Cannydc, Mar 4, 19:10:44
- good luck with that. (n/m) (Betting) - shoddy, Mar 4, 19:08:12
  - oops, see above ! (n/m) (Betting) - Cannydc, Mar 4, 19:12:32
fao PA (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 4, 18:51:03
- I just get a bit carried away sometimes ☺ (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 18:51:59
  - that's okay then (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 4, 18:54:46
Jealous to those of you who have the shirt... (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 4, 18:33:31
- shouldn't be a part timer then (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 18:54:23
- i ordered one (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 4, 18:36:25
  - Jealous to you! Jealous to you! Jealous to you! Jealous to you! Jealous to you! (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 4, 18:37:33
    - it must be a match night. its gonna be a well earned draw. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 4, 18:48:09
We miss his passing in midfield!!! ;-) (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 4, 18:32:22
- Hasn't he changed since this picture was taken (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 18:47:21
  - Who's him? (n/m) (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 4, 18:53:57
    - Come on - that's an easy one! (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 19:22:10
- Is it Johnny Miller? (n/m) (NCFC) - Blind Lemon Creosote, Mar 4, 18:43:22
- Sutchy !!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cannydc, Mar 4, 18:33:57
- What in the good lords name is that? Gobbledygook? (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 18:33:18
  - gookist (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 19:02:37
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 19:06:15
sacrilegious thought (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 4, 18:04:11
- the football might be more entertaining, but of more interest? (Other Football) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 18:06:03
  - I know, you're right. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 4, 18:09:26
    - What evidence suggests we'll get a mauling/ (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 4, 18:14:59
      - just a feeling, really (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 4, 18:28:55
        
        Sharing that feeling (Other Football) - camcan, Mar 4, 18:48:08
      - If you went to the home game you would know (Other Football) - Cannydc, Mar 4, 18:23:53
- ....OK.....thank you.....that's you added to the list.... (n/m) (Other Football) - Satan, Mar 4, 18:05:37
- .... (Other Football) - pants, Mar 4, 18:05:33
  - that's fair. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 4, 18:10:55
I saw Hucks wih his mrs walking down St. Stephens today, around 2:30ish (General Chat) - Stoopish, Mar 4, 17:41:29
- Did you kick him in the groin to see if Glenn is telling the truth? (n/m) (General Chat) - songwriter81, Mar 4, 17:54:18
smug cunta! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 17:38:43
- Twat of the nth degree (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Mar 4, 18:26:20
1-1 today (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 17:36:56
- I'm with Selwyn on this one and very pessimstic (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 4, 18:09:53
  - That ones pretty understandable, we do have a shocking record there (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 18:17:18
    - Last game I saw there (before the promotion season) was appalling (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 18:21:30
      - We did manage a 1-1 there once (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 4, 18:25:05
Hucks to miss and Fozzy to return (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 4, 17:33:28
1:32am HK time, wait for the kick off! (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 4, 17:33:07
- mental!!! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 17:43:17
  - What may I ask is a 'nose-bag'? (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 17:49:52
    - the same as........ (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 17:55:34
      - Frank Bruno on a horse (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 4, 18:03:50
Frank Bruno was on GMTV this morning (n/m) (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Mar 4, 16:56:14
- riding a horse? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 16:56:38
  - he done a streak on the floaty weather map (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 16:57:11
    - Andrew Symonds put him down with a shoulder barge and you could see his winky. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 16:58:32
Oh, fuck, there's a blizzard outside (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 4, 16:55:50
- It's fucking right sunny here! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 17:04:43
Anyone that voted for / liked Envy And Other Sins (General Chat) - Caged Canary, Mar 4, 16:51:42
- FIX!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 16:52:26
  - Hmmm (General Chat) - Caged Canary, Mar 4, 17:00:10
What dreadful weather. What's it like in London? Footballers like a greasy surface tho. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 16:47:55
- Sunny and Chilly (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 4, 16:52:12
Oi Selwyn (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 16:43:58
- no but my boss went (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Mar 4, 16:45:49
  - The Pigmeister general himself? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 16:48:31
    - Mrs Hamilton, the former face of British Sausage Week (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 16:51:29
      - That's a nice picture of her (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 18:06:58
4 -1 watford (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 16:43:05
- i think one of two scenarios will happen (NCFC) - south, Mar 4, 17:11:10
  - I don't see this tonking when Watford haven't tonked anyone this season (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 17:25:57
    - i think they're only won one home game since October too (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 18:04:52
- wind up (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 16:44:46
  - no.its what i think the score will be (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 16:45:22
    - Brave prediction (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 16:47:53
      - neither had leicester! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 16:48:32
        
        they had, without checking they beat watford 4-1 earlier this season (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 16:49:24
        
        i bow to your greater knowledge (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 16:51:15
- Here we go! (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 16:43:32
Going to see Derren Brown at the Theatre Royal tonight. Did anyone go yesterday? (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 4, 16:36:09
- I did (warning: spoiler) (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Mar 4, 16:58:08
  - 0 shots on target. 0 shots off target. 0 corners. Quality! (General Chat) - Dennisvanwyk, Mar 4, 20:40:08
  - There are 200 kinds, you know (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 17:36:04
  - Shhhh! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 16:59:13
- I saw that show in Sheffield. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 16:44:21
  - The show tonight is called "An Evening of Wonders" (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 4, 16:50:58
    - I didn't work it out on my own, I read it in a book. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 16:54:21
    - people like you are a magicians worst nightmare, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 16:53:06
      - I just shout "It's a a trick!" and "Cheat!" all the time until I get thrown out. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 16:54:05
        
        Surely he'd realise you were going to do that before he started (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 17:49:38
        
        thats what I'd expect from EoM (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 17:05:44
Andy's fascinating site of the day........... (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 16:35:14
Who's gonna be in the chat room tonight then? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 16:13:04
- Decorating the spare room. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 16:44:37
  - Are you doing a baby? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 16:49:24
    - Partial is needing somewhere to kip now he's left PK (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 16:52:28
    - It isn'y babyage decorating, it's "we haven't decorated the spare room since we moved in i (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 16:51:51
- thing doesnt work when i try expect u will be glad to hear! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 16:40:41
  - you probably haven't got java enabled (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 16:42:15
    - tools, internet options, advanced, (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 16:44:29
      - thought u didnt want me in there (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 16:46:43
        
        where have I said that? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 16:48:33
        
        u said u would put me on ignore! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 16:50:13
        
        I didn't, and that doesn't equate to not wanting you in there :P (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 16:51:01
    - just get some parachute thing and a blank screen (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 16:44:27
      - try pressing control + alt + backpassage (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 16:46:32
        
        leave my arse out of it (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 16:47:35
      - I always have to scroll to the bottom too (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 16:45:36
  - Java (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 4, 16:41:52
    - East of krakatoa (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 16:43:25
- Possibly (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 4, 16:23:31
  - Well I'll be there (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 16:24:55
    - um... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 4, 16:37:53
      - AUDIO (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 16:38:30
        
        Himsworth (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 4, 16:41:24
        
        haha, surely not (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 16:43:31
        
        SCORE! (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 4, 16:44:25
        
        20 and a multi selling album by the fugees (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 16:45:57
        
        YAR-MAY!!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 4, 16:45:50
        
        Come on Norwoci (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 16:51:35
        
        Make sure it bleedin' well stays OFF, too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 4, 16:40:00
        
        I'm in there right now, making a right old racquet (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 16:42:50
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 16:43:45
- Certainly shall. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 16:22:03
- might do. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 4, 16:20:36
- Was going to go, but I'm going to see Autechre instead. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 4, 16:18:45
  - How were The Mekons? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 4, 16:23:02
    - They were fun - I enjoyed them. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 4, 16:26:37
      - Have you ever heard the classic "Never been in a riot"? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 4, 16:39:17
        
        Of course - it's on the Fast Product LP, which is on regular rotation at the moment. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 4, 16:44:50
        
        Good album (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 4, 16:51:00
        
        'Adult/Ery' by Scars is my favourite. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 4, 16:52:57
        
        Yeah, very good (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 4, 16:54:35
        
        Put it on now (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 4, 16:56:29
      - Yeah, he always is (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 4, 16:36:35
  - do what? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 16:19:49
- nope (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 16:17:12
  - oh yeah, I don't have commentary for that reason (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 16:20:14
- Second half I reckon. Make sure we're 2-0 up before I get there please (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 16:14:17
  - depends really on the power station (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 16:20:00
    - Swot you get, living in foreignland (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 16:20:39
      - ordinarily it wunt be a problem (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 16:22:32
- Nope. (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 4, 16:13:47
- graham chatroompest (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 16:13:34
What a star (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 15:52:05
- Look at that picture and ask yourself if he's *really* 101 (n/m) (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Mar 4, 15:57:54
  - You think he looks older? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 16:09:29
- 17 children, haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 15:57:14
- What about this bloke? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 15:55:43
  - or thissun (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 16:11:08
    - "Team Hoyt" (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 16:14:42
      - Hang on. How did they do a triathlon without the kid drowning ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 16:15:08
        
        he sits in a wubber dingee and his old man pulls him along (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 16:23:45
        
        WIYLF (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 16:24:45
        
        or YTIYLF (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 16:29:12
  - His dog will be knackered (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 16:04:11
- Buster Martin (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 4, 15:54:46
Ear Cataracts? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 4, 15:32:02
- Ear cataracts? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 15:36:09
  - Ear Cataracts? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 15:41:32
    - Ear Cataracts? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 15:42:31
      - ear cataracts? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 16:08:53
      - You wot ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 15:54:40
        
        I am a bit, I'll open a window (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 16:04:07
        
        Are you here all week ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 16:08:19
        
        Errm, it's pants. (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 16:10:17
        
        Does scc post as DUFFYIN? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 16:10:08
Officially 2 days later it's my birthday (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 4, 15:26:25
- will you be XXL 17 now then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 15:37:00
  - I am just worrying about I will become XXXL16 (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 4, 15:41:20
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 15:52:19
    - you need to cut down on your pork life (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 15:42:07
      - dog life (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 17:35:25
      - no pok. (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 4, 15:43:05
- Just the 1 goal Dave? Think you should be aiming higher than that :) (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 15:30:02
  - Ha you know I played as sweeper and (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 4, 15:31:22
  - No, that's rugby. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 4, 15:30:31
- Would you know what had happened when though? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 15:27:27
Sponsor me to do something crazy (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 15:18:23
- Well, that didn't work (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 15:19:49
  - women, eh? (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 4, 15:21:03
Sponsor me to do something crazy (General Chat) - King, Mar 4, 15:17:09
- Don't forget to learn French (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 15:52:44
  - Lol (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 17:34:44
God Bless the Wrath (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 15:03:06
How do I secure the patent for the Minge Heely concept? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:49:19
- Firstly, I insist you call it a Recumbcunt Unicycle. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 4, 14:59:25
  - I was thinking of the "slippery slot slider" (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 15:00:32
    - Holer Skate (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 4, 15:01:44
      - Gynaecopter Skates. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 15:04:07
        
        The Gyno-Giro. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 15:07:12
        
        FFS, I'll get there eventually... (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 15:12:20
        
        shut up (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 15:51:11
        
        Fuck off. (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 16:07:59
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 16:11:51
      - The Clungecycle (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 15:03:59
      - That's fabulous (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 15:03:19
        
        Thinking about it, I reckon Hole-Her Skate might be better (or even her-hole-er skate) (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 4, 15:06:17
- Great for strengthening the pelvic floor muscles prior to childbirth (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:57:07
  - Would need some kind of braking device up the arse for emergency stops (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:57:30
- Phillips & Leigh in London - my uncle works there. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:54:38
- GIYLF (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 14:50:14
  - Didn't help (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:50:57
    - i can see a problem (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:55:49
      - You could have a range of sizes, from Dion to PK? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:56:47
    - I was an IT teacher and i can see where you going wrong young lady. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 14:53:56
      - Ah thank you (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:55:02
        
        Wot ru on u fkin nob (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 14:56:21
    - hurry up before tesco's click on to it (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:52:34
Watford Roll Call.... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 4, 14:46:51
- Me - for once! (n/m) (NCFC) - Greeny, Mar 4, 15:15:02
- Me (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Mar 4, 14:56:43
- I'll have a ham and pineapple (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 14:54:39
- Brom (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 4, 14:50:56
- I shall be cheering them on, from here. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:47:30
  - now the lurgy is gone, I'll be getting shitted in the chatroom (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 14:56:48
    - Always the best way imo :) (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:57:36
- Sausage (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:47:19
- Pangler's wife. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:47:14
50 ways to leave your lover (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:06
- Nick her in the middle of shearing (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:58:41
- let the air out (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 14:58:06
- Give mckenzies mrs a hand with bashing the car in (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 14:55:35
- Get caught Snudgeing her Sisters Bicycle seat (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 14:52:44
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 14:55:01
- I hope someone points IED beak at this thread. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 14:52:33
- This would without doubt work..................... (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:50:25
  - Same guy (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 15:12:34
  - that jizzer, is superb (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:57:50
    - Safe to say it's over after that I think. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:58:26
      - lol at "have you tried texting her" (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 15:01:29
        
        i've welled up a little with a fit of laughter at that. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 15:05:21
        
        Nope it's not. I read about it in the paper and the producer was sacked. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 15:06:14
        
        WIYLF (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 15:07:47
        
        Ah, I have been mislead!! Shame. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 15:08:39
- Inform her carer (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 4, 14:47:55
- stick your thumb in her peach (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 14:46:51
- in the fridge (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:46:25
- Introduce her as "my current girlfriend" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:45:49
- in a tea chest out of a tea chest bass from a skiffle band (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:44:55
- Give her a single heely specially adapted to be strapped to her minge (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:44:18
  - mingeheelys (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:44:57
    - You could design the top bit to be shaped like Dion (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:46:45
      - Quite like the idea of mingeheely sunday with david vine (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:49:55
    - Coming in a hole near you, this Christmas. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:46:30
- quickly darting into a shopfront in chaplefield and hyperspacing into M&S (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:44:03
- hoverboard handstand. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:43:58
- don't stop monking (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 14:43:37
- on a spacehopper with a naked primordial dwarf in your rucksack (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:42:50
- Quick pump then say 'Thank you for taking the time to participate in this survey. ' (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:42:22
- Heelys, but just on one foot. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:42:17
- Safe and out of sight, or with a neighbour (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:41:35
- at home to "do a rost" while you go to work. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:41:24
- unicycle (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:41:19
- moped (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:40:35
- unplug her life support machine (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:40:22
- The ' I really fancy you when I'm pissed line ' works. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:40:06
- behind a rock. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:39:11
- Painted tartan (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:38:48
- Say "we should communicate more when we're having sex. Here's a mobile so I can call you" (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:38:32
- Osmosis (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:38:04
- Tell her you only married her for "shits and giggles". (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:37:49
- Or say 'I really like you. . . So does my wife.' (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:37:09
- "You know what love? your mother gives better head than you" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:36:32
  - obviously don't do this whilst she is noshing on your cock (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:37:18
- Say :' It's not you...it's me...well ok..it is you'. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:35:38
  - haha "it's not me it's you" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 14:36:27
- tell her that your mother is stopping over for christmas and new year (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:35:02
- Dry anal after slipping her some rohypnol, the posting the footage on youporn (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:34:30
  - that is a worry (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:39:11
    - LOL. (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:39:55
- during that anniversary dinner, slip her a business card from the clap clinic (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:32:43
- Do an ostentatious yawn whenever she says she wants to talk about her feelings (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:32:32
- Tell them you're taking the kids to see your mums for the weekend...and book single trips. (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 4, 14:31:54
  - Incomprehensible, toi (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:33:06
    - Oh, just take a cheeky 's' off the end of 'mums'... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 4, 14:33:55
- crying with her teeth rammed down her throat (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:31:43
  - Spot the squaddie (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:33:35
    - thought i'd toned it down actually (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:35:47
- Say "Yes. It does look big in that." (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:31:17
- carry on spraying Lynx, she'll soon get sick of millions of women running towards you (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 14:30:29
- set fire to her rat (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:29:39
  - Make her wear an Ipswich top, go down and shout "Fuck Off You Scum Cunt" below her navel (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:30:52
- do her hard from behind, then wipe your knob on the curtains and walk out. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 14:29:18
- in Morrisons (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 4, 14:28:44
  - Taking your lover to Morrisons in the first place might just do it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:29:20
- Screaming Jimmy Saville's name out in the middle of sex (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:56
  - Scream anyones name during sex and see how long you can stay on fo (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 14:30:55
- Become a monk. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:27:44
- Chucking her puppy over a cliff (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:39
- Shagging her sister (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:28
- By walking out of the door (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:19
- Pregnant (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:10
Haven't posted on here for a while just wondered (Other Football) - cardinal, Mar 4, 14:17:34
- Honestly... (Other Football) - LincolnshireCanary, Mar 4, 14:21:30
  - No not really we have shown to little (Other Football) - cardinal, Mar 4, 14:26:42
    - cardinal... (Other Football) - Declan, Mar 4, 14:51:01
      - I don't really know but i you could always (Other Football) - cardinal, Mar 4, 15:36:56
- but......... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 14:19:27
  - no - the puppy would have had him (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:20:52
    - maybe....... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 14:26:47
FAO Small (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:10:16
- ► (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:37:13
- "where can i buy one?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 14:20:40
  - In london (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:22:32
  - Some of the photo comments are really cruel (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:21:22
- I dreamt I was working for a dwarf last night (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 4, 14:20:37
  - good at hitchhiking then. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:25:34
  - Was she cute and cuddly and ready to please? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:21:57
  - and in your dream what was he doing with that single thumb? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:21:47
    - Lee Croft was a separate dream (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 4, 14:22:35
      - Next time, please ask him why his final ball is always rubbish (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:27:10
        
        And tell him to give the dwarf the rest of her hand back. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:28:50
- I heart primordial dwarfs too! (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 14:11:35
  - "Most individuals with primordial dwarfism are recognized by medical professionals while (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:14:57
- *dwarves* (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:10:49
  - Fantasist. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 14:12:54
    - So there are real Primordial Dwar[fs|ves], then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:18:35
      - indeed there are (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:20:47
        
        Wiki it you lazy fuck needs to come into common use. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 14:23:57
        
        wiki is all made up (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:22:38
        
        in pictures... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:22:38
        
        I've seen a clip of an American talkshow that they were on. Really really awful. Tyra Bank (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 14:33:27
        
        Why can you never find what you're looking for on Google? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:24:31
        
        i know, it is really useless as a search engine (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:28:33
        
        rollmop herring (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:39:28
        
        also (for Facespacers)... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:24:12
      - To answer my own question (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:20:30
        
        "there are 200 types of dwarfism" (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:22:06
        
        but only 50 ways to leave your lover (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:22:49
        
        Think they deserve a thread of their own mate! (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 14:26:20
        
        its a cruel world partial. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:24:29
        
        Well, that's four dwarves for each way, isn't it, statistically speaking (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:25:17
      - Yeah, they're miniscule. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 14:20:22
    - wow (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 4, 14:14:20
      - No, Wiki. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 14:16:24
        
        Boom wiki wah wah (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:19:22
Lampard escapes Ban (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 4, 14:08:06
- a clear stamp - I can't believe he has got away with it. (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Mar 4, 14:17:32
  - Just wait till it gets down the nitty gritty and man city of everton have a chance of (Other Football) - pants, Mar 4, 14:19:58
  - But he wasn't sent off for the stamp, it was for the push (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:19:09
- top 4 bias (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 4, 14:09:04
  - The appeals by Essien and Cashley Cole failed, dint they? (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:21:05
    - didn't get an extra 1 game though did they? (Other Football) - pants, Mar 4, 14:21:41
  - this time I have to agree with you (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 4, 14:09:38
    - I haven't seen it (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 14:10:31
      - well (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 4, 14:13:04
        
        According to the Guardian, the difference is where the push was (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:18:45
        
        Well, Maskerrambo pushed/grabbed Aliadiere in the face (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 14:15:44
        
        are boro on telly against cardiff? would be good if Gibson had his say again (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 4, 14:18:56
      - well he raised his hands to push boa morte (Other Football) - pants, Mar 4, 14:11:46
        
        don;t forget the clearly lip readable (Other Football) - south, Mar 4, 14:13:13
        
        have you got a youtoob? (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 14:14:56
        
        wal he got a Ninternet sue ee must hev ut. (n/m) (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 14:19:10
    - FOOTBALL IS DEAD! (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 4, 14:10:27
Been quite a good laugh on here today (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:54:16
- (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:07:06
- you're simon jordan's love child! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 14:01:38
  - Only if he fucked a wotsit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 14:02:21
    - you're describing abi titmus! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 14:04:28
- Erm (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:55:30
  - word perfect (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:00:38
- It's all going to go to shite now you've said that (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 4, 13:55:25
It's a shame Terry's not allowed in ladeez rooms anymore... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:46:45
- is that a Kate Nash lyric or something? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 4, 13:50:06
  - This is my face covered in jism from the occasional blowjob I give to my mate (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 4, 14:08:40
    - isn't it horrible when you are working on two things at once? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:10:39
    - Go on then, post the link (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:10:25
      - The link is on myface. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 4, 14:12:25
      - NSFW - Not safe for wrath (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:12:16
  - Terry's All Gold (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:51:01
  - yer intelligent input darling why don't you have another (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:50:55
I see puppy wars hasn't finished yet... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:38:12
- I'd love to know PK's thoughts on this matter. I really would. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 4, 13:40:13
  - Probably "phwoar. Look at that hunk holding the mutt". (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:40:49
    - looked like a working class dog to me. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:42:32
      - Hound grenade? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:43:30
        
        yup, a pretty nasty dogfight (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:45:09
        
        Yorkshire Terrorist (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:44:42
        
        about to carry out a Hijack Russell (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:46:12
        
        Great Pane (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:50:29
        
        Rubbish collection of animals (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:51:25
        
        so this bloke goes to the vet with his wabbit (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:58:55
        
        Amoosed smile (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:01:30
        
        too many words (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 14:01:11
        
        ok then, (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:01:35
        
        Shiitezu? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:53:54
        
        Bomberanian (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:52:50
        
        Bombiranian? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 4, 13:53:55
        
        Wirehaired Pointing Griffon (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:55:21
        
        I think the soldiers were scouring for the Wirehaired Malteese Dalmations (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 4, 13:56:22
        
        Brillo! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:57:34
        
        ◙ (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:57:22
        
        a bit like craig david's hair (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 14:00:52
        
        Fallmation (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:45:18
    - Foxtrot with a short pass to Angler - who rifles the ball home from fully 40 yards! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 4, 13:41:26
Princess Eugenie or Pixie Geldof? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:38:11
- The princess over either of the Geldofs. May I pop another choice into the ring ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 4, 14:29:11
  - Pop what you like into your ring....☺ (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:32:00
- The Princess (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 13:46:12
- Oh lawks, I got Pixie confoosed with Peaches (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:45:22
  - really, she looks ghastly (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:47:31
    - Bad hair day (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:50:43
      - Danone (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:52:47
        
        board violation (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:53:25
      - she is no more than an 4 out of 10. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:52:33
        
        I think she's a six and that's my final offer (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:54:38
        
        therefore Pixie would try harder to please (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 13:58:16
    - Her knees are at different heights (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:48:19
- Both, at the same time (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:42:47
  - you sad old perv (n/m) (General Chat) - mickfoot, Mar 4, 13:43:30
    - He's not the only one (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:44:37
    - Yassum (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:43:55
- The York girls look FAR too much like thier Dad. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:41:09
  - choppers...hole in one...nope, can't see anything to go on there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 4, 13:58:17
- neither as they are both moonfaces (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:40:55
  - I like big face ladeez but not those 2 (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:42:15
  - OK (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:41:52
    - thasser lot better (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:43:27
      - She's very nice but reminds me of Edam cheese - Don't know why tho. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 13:44:20
        
        Low fat content? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:45:51
        
        Could be the low fat. Does edam have holes in it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 13:46:47
        
        No (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:47:55
        
        Wrong! (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:49:29
        
        Right!! (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:53:26
        
        you've photoshopped the holes out and i claim my daffodil (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:03:59
        
        Then I'm at a loss. Must be warped mind playing up again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 13:48:29
      - She would be filthy (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:44:15
- for what? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:39:24
  - unblocking the toilet after delia's done a kacka (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:40:24
  - afters (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:39:36
    - eight? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 13:40:42
He's your hero too, remember that (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:23:05
- Kate Nash is soooooooooooooooooooo shit it hurts (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:28:18
  - she looks like the sort of girl who would do really smelly farts. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 4, 13:34:07
    - Match made in heaven (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 13:38:42
      - Arse matches? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:39:47
        
        I'll cheque. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:40:39
    - Agreed. She makes me sick (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:36:32
    - ones with dribble sounds on the end (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:34:35
  - bitter ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 4, 13:31:25
  - Don't be so bittaaaaah. (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:30:12
    - shit.....refresh before posting! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 4, 13:32:17
    - Fucking Brit School of Mockney gets right on my Van Nellys (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:31:24
    - haha - that it the most cringeworthy line I've ever heard in a song (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 4, 13:31:11
    - haha - that it the most cringeworthy line I've ever had in a song (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 4, 13:31:06
      - So nice he had to post it twice... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:32:38
        
        So nice he heard to post it twice (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:34:05
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:34:50
  - I know, her music is so painful (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:29:23
  - I would though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:28:45
    - Done it. Not brilliant. Rachel Stevens was much better. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:36:14
      - My claim to fame - I frequently walked past Myleene Klass at school. Not great really. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 13:38:11
        
        My Mrs doesn't like her cos everytime I see her on the gogglebox... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:41:16
        
        why would she be upset over such an event!? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 4, 13:48:38
        
        Because Hearsay are her favourite (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:50:23
        
        Exactly - saves her any bother later on doesn't it (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:49:58
        
        Ha (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 13:57:03
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 13:42:11
    - I'd try and have a go on it too (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 13:33:58
      - You may have more luck (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:35:44
    - Doubt she would with you though (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:30:33
    - only in a kind of hate fuck way I think (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:29:35
- ........ (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 4, 13:24:58
- all i remember......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 13:23:37
  - my mate got all excited when he realised that pete doherty had been round his house (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:27:00
Hello, we're winding up for one of those, I see. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:11:17
- Do you people realise that it's arguments like the below that stop me looking for work? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 4, 13:24:42
  - No it isn't (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:36:21
    - Yes it is. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 4, 13:37:46
  - Lies, all lies. You don't look for work because your hair is in your eyes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:30:52
    - I had it cut for an interview, I'll have you know. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 4, 13:33:19
      - Pubes don't count, Otto (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:41:45
        
        But I want them to. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 4, 13:42:51
    - and he's too busy pumping some polish film maker (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:32:13
      - Fat bloke by accounts too but each to there own (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:33:38
        
        *their* (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:33:45
        
        How humiliating (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:46:20
- Have you ever bummed a widdle cute puppy off a cliff? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:16:04
  - I've been sorely tempted, but no. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:18:41
- Not even remotely tempted to join in? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 4, 13:13:44
  - Go on then I'll bite - those sh*ts who killed the bloke for telling (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 13:16:16
    - I like that, that's imaginative (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:25:07
  - Only in the ridiculous bits. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:15:45
ARE YOU LOT STILL PLANNING ON MAKING THE PLAY OFFS??? LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - DUFFYIN, Mar 4, 13:10:20
- ‼ (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:03:39
- god, scc's started again (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:12:29
  - i need more calpol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 13:12:53
    - More cowbell (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:16:45
    - Yep, or a little smack from mumsie (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:13:52
- lollerage maximus (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:11:14
- Not funny Mike (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 4, 13:11:08
  - i agree (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 13:11:30
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 13:11:07
thats just bang out of order! (NCFC) - ingi, Mar 4, 12:41:03
- Glad to see well known social commentator Irishpunksgirl's view (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:33:48
- how do we know the dog DIDNT want to be chucked off the cliff?? (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 13:22:34
  - the yelping might have been a clue (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:23:51
    - could be doggy talk for "yo, rad, far-out dude - -to the max!" (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 13:27:35
    - It could have been yelping "Bring it on mo' fo' - I love this aerial shit" (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:26:28
    - Yep. (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:25:21
      - I have no idea what you are talking about. Sounds in chatrooms? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:26:20
        
        Audio (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 4, 13:30:26
        
        Audio (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:31:10
        
        big AUDIO dynamite? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 13:31:52
        
        WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, THE LONE RANGER? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:32:43
        
        It was really vile weather, when we got tarred and feathered (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:36:06
        
        some kind of super-star?! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 13:34:11
        
        blah!!! was a bigad lyric (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:36:36
        
        mine was the spice girls! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 14:14:29
        
        Yes you do. (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:27:21
        
        no, doesn't ring a bell (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:30:15
        
        Oh. (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:32:13
        
        oh, like scc can have various browers open to be logged in as different people on here? (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:33:26
        
        That would be plausible. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:35:46
- Clearly not a real dog. (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:19:00
  - might have been a stunt dog (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:23:42
    - Might have been a big series of trampolines at the bottom of the ravine, and it might stil (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:26:21
      - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 4, 13:35:10
      - *muttley like rolfage* (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:28:16
    - What you couldn't see... (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:24:22
      - Para dog.................. (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 13:28:14
        
        My theory must be a WOTB-style FACT then. (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:29:35
        
        plegic (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:29:22
- That made me crack one out... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:09:40
- In any sane society they should be shot (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 4, 12:47:20
  - it's only a fucking dog... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 12:59:28
  - What, sane societies have capital punishment for puppy killers? (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 4, 12:59:08
    - agree. In France they eat horses. In Cambodia they eat dogs. I ate a spider once, well I (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:04:48
      - I et a horse in France. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:13:11
      - Did you eat the spider on purpose? (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:06:21
        
        Yep. I've etted horse and frogs. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:14:17
        
        i had a frogs leg the other night acompanied by a 2004 Traminer Zind Humbrecht (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:17:54
        
        I had some snail pate (with a little faggly thing over the ay and the ee, if you want) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:17:45
        
        I've munched on a few of my mates ladeez (a long time ago).. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:18:56
        
        Ecuadorist (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:12:31
        
        I had some Klefticos in Zante that was well nice and not at all greasy. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:15:25
        
        Chilled red wine is sooooo wrong (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 4, 13:17:42
        
        i went to dinner once with a french legal blokey and he sent the wine boy away (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:21:11
        
        No, it's OK, it's a special variety of red specially done for chilling. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:19:40
        
        Rose is red and camn be chilled (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 13:22:56
        
        can be (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 13:23:02
        
        Rose isn't red - it's a perky pink. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:25:30
        
        I shall take a note of the term 'perky pink' I wish to use it more in conversation. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 13:32:22
        
        Chilled red wine when it is hot is brillo pads (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 4, 13:16:55
        
        Only if it's the right stuff. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:20:29
        
        I only ever drink cheap red wine because I can't tell the difference... (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 4, 13:22:54
        
        hot red wine is great too (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:22:53
        
        Gluhwein (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:24:07
        
        HELLO!!!!!!!!! (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:25:01
        
        And cider is for the homeless (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 4, 13:27:36
        
        Your birth certificate is an apology from a condom factory (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:45:16
        
        ^^^^Truth^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:27:23
        
        Apart from Weston's Organic (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:30:09
        
        Thank you (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 4, 13:27:56
        
        Not you young man, the "Truth" post was for Mr Pan's People himself (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:29:47
        
        And AB wades in, despite himself. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 4, 13:21:23
        
        Still in the area of "ridiculous", so it's OK. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:22:53
      - did they have nappies on? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:05:45
        
        Yea it would, but they dint. They were about as big as a millimetre and there were about (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:08:09
        
        i once found a trapdoor spider in my garden and killed it with a broom (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:10:16
    - How would you feel if it was your doggy og? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:02:34
      - Upset (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:05:13
        
        I don't believe you'd be so reasonable (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:10:33
        
        agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 13:10:50
        
        utter bollocks (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 13:09:31
    - no way should it go to a court of law (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 13:00:42
      - which kind of undermines the point of having a legal system and judiciary (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:02:40
        
        ... (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 4, 13:03:40
        
        We it questions a lot of psychology, yes (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:05:43
        
        and so you blinkered fool (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:06:58
        
        Albeit without easy access to machine guns. (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 4, 13:12:29
        
        except the Merkin ones (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 13:20:16
        
        I know, you see Vernon the Terrible, I don't think the reaction is about the puppie alone (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:12:13
        
        "the law allows it" (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:14:49
        
        ok King of Ferrets (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:17:02
        
        tell that to steve finnan (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:03:34
    - personally - I would build a fuck load more prisons (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 4, 13:00:29
      - I'm quite good at pointing up if you need a hand. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:06:08
      - think you'd need less if you are advocating shooting animal abusers (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:01:08
        
        Im not really into the capital punishment thing (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 4, 13:02:33
        
        so ian huntley gets a bit of bird and the dickhead marine gets brassed up? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:03:51
        
        I can't beleive they let out Huntly's missus... Pathetic. (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 4, 13:04:30
        
        The people who deserve the justice here, are the ones that employed him (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:09:47
        
        except they didn't know his past because the police fucked up (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 13:25:34
        
        That's what I meant you thicky (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:27:42
        
        then fucking well learn to express yourself more clearly (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 13:30:29
        
        I was far off, dick breath (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:48:41
        
        *WASN'T* (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:49:13
        
        hoorah! point prooved (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 13:56:40
        
        I think this convo proves there's plenty of insane people about (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 4, 13:37:49
        
        lying to the police isn't a life sentence (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:08:28
        
        she wasn't his fucking missus (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 13:06:11
        
        here you go (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 13:07:28
  - No he shouldn't (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 4, 12:58:26
  - don't be ridiculous (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 12:54:49
    - actually, they are in Iraq, so may well be shot anyway (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 4, 12:57:27
  - Would you say that if it was an ant? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 12:52:25
    - Adam? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 12:52:56
      - Hi ya (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:21:25
      - no, just an ant or a mouse (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:03:06
  - there's a probably a media blackout of what harry's been up to (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 12:49:00
- cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 12:44:36
  - what a cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 4, 12:46:01
- cunt should be executed (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 12:43:37
  - It was (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:56:38
  - apparantly it's been discovered who he is (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 12:45:41
    - dont be ridiculous (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 12:55:12
      - come on, if someone did you wouldnt feel that sorry for him... (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 4, 13:01:33
- fuck all else to do in hawaii i guess (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 12:42:50
  - look at Tony Powells Dress cracking funnies! (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 12:46:07
    - erm (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 12:47:14
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 12:47:44
        
        carry on being ridiculous (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 12:55:34
        
        ... (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:00:06
for anyone that missed this earlier (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 12:09:48
- lovely old youtube comments (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 12:24:06
  - Wondered what DUFFYIN got up to on his days off. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 12:26:56
    - i'm DUFFYIN (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 12:27:52
      - You are DUFFYIN (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 4, 12:34:43
        
        yes (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 12:36:32
BBC sports quotes (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 4, 12:06:47
- first one's very good (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 12:29:57
  - agreed (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 12:38:41
    - exactly (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 12:41:09
Joe Lewis - Player of Month (NCFC) - songwriter81, Mar 4, 12:01:42
- and never played a first team game for norwich city (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 12:17:57
  - It was a conspiracy!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 12:23:30
- unusual for a keeper, well done him (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 12:04:33
Quotes of the week (Other Football) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 11:51:50
blub (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 11:27:13
- can we have a batty-boy sports category please Ben? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 11:34:09
  - surely a raquetty-boy sports category. (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 11:37:54
    - Dandy gaylord racket ball filter (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 12:40:44
    - I predict that the final score will have a 9 in it somewhere (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 11:50:18
      - "the final score"? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 4, 12:33:01
        
        final score will be 20 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 12:54:31
    - splendid, i shall not start drinking until teatime (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:39:34
    - *c (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 11:39:05
  - it uses a racket not a bat. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 11:37:29
    - same thing (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 12:01:46
      - No, a racket and a racquet are the same thing. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 12:06:59
        
        for the purposes of a category suggestion (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 12:10:07
    - Stop making a racquet. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 11:39:20
      - Shink yoo wata goo un fucka frog dortya? (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 11:43:46
        
        5/10. Harsh, but fair. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 11:47:00
    - that's told blindasaraquet (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:38:44
Obviously her philosophy workd well at Norwich or we wouldn't have 20,000 season ticket (NCFC) - mickfoot, Mar 4, 11:21:09
- They add the lost interest to the ticket price (n/m) (NCFC) - Cannydc, Mar 4, 12:01:53
Good old Delia. A true socialist. (n/m) (NCFC) - mickfoot, Mar 4, 11:03:21
- bloody socialists tch! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 12:27:12
- I know it makes me a sheep, unambitious, a believer of 'little norwich' etc but I agree (NCFC) - megson, Mar 4, 12:12:54
  - and furthermore (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 12:36:51
    - yup. NExt time we go up, we should do a deal (NCFC) - megson, Mar 4, 12:44:29
- oh come on mickfoot do we have to draw it out of you *every* time, what is it? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:04:52
  - I know (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 11:06:39
    - Everything but International Klein Blue can go. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 11:10:29
  - Don't you look at newsnow or read the Mirror? (n/m) (NCFC) - mickfoot, Mar 4, 11:06:19
    - linky (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 4, 11:09:42
      - and the Ramsey roasting (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 11:14:02
        
        Christ - didn't realise she'd gone that far. Who was the other bloke - Worrall Thompson? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 11:14:51
        
        Jamie Oliver (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 11:19:30
        
        Saving Moped Cunt (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 11:36:41
        
        she also gets off on nigella lawson stuffing objects into her mouth (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:23:16
        
        Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 4, 12:06:18
        
        danone (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 12:41:25
        
        Who doesn't? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 11:24:23
        
        me (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 11:27:35
        
        FAO: Liv Tyler (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:30:00
        
        *can't* (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 11:28:03
        
        Toss off some pancetta (NCFC) - Jamie Oliver, Mar 4, 11:21:56
        
        Oh go on. I saw your programme the oother night (NCFC) - Small, Mar 4, 11:31:17
      - spoilsport (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:12:15
      - Partial Angler masquerading again I see. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 11:10:28
    - no (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:09:22
      - Good old Delia. A true communitarian. (n/m) (NCFC) - mickfoot, Mar 4, 11:11:10
    - Got it now. She's called Gordon Ramsay a cunt and told him to fuck off back to jockland (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 11:08:37
      - she has grown a goatee and issued a little red book on how everyone must boil eggs? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:10:21
    - why does anyone read the mirror? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 11:07:22
      - to get a link to a youtube clip of aussie cricketer decking a streaker (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:21:17
      - to discover that news reader carol barnes is fighting for her life? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:19:21
        
        I had a massive stroke last night. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 11:20:51
        
        *tries to pretend he's not chuckling at that* (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 11:25:15
        
        ^^^ Beadlehands (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 11:25:07
      - to get a baklanced viewpoint on current affairs and to keep bang up to date with all the s (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:16:48
      - so they can feel superior to Star readers? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 11:10:47
      - To make sure the backwards writing on my forehead is correct (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 11:10:33
        
        Does it say kcenteliot? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 11:11:12
        
        I don't know - it's backwards (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 11:11:38
        
        oh (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 11:11:58
      - for the Horse racing form? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 4, 11:09:39
      - For detailed, impartial, analytical, sensible comment on what's going on in the world. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 11:09:26
Tech help needed please, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 10:21:03
- You need to select a your web server for SMTP (General Chat) - Metabolic, Mar 4, 10:37:26
  - I have a 3 mobile modem thing? (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 10:39:37
    - No, you don't set a web server as SMTP server. You need to know your SMTP server. Who is (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 11:47:45
    - If you're using Hotmail then SMTP won't work (n/m) (General Chat) - Metabolic, Mar 4, 10:43:10
- Have you tried turning it off and on again? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 10:28:20
  - I'm on a mac, i changed the port because i was told that it wont run anything below 1025 (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 10:38:34
    - Can you telnet to your SMTP server? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 10:40:38
      - bearing in mind i'm incompetant with computers, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 10:42:24
        
        In your email client you need to go to preferences or settings for the accounts you have (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 10:44:23
        
        i'm on Leopard, sorry PA! (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 10:49:14
        
        What email client are you using? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 10:51:52
        
        my home one is hotmail, work is outlook express (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 10:55:26
        
        Metabolic above says hotmail wont work with SMTP... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 4, 11:01:21
        
        FAO: BerlinCanary (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:05:57
        
        Cripes! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 4, 11:41:15
        
        hotmail works if you download the 2 add-ons, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 11:05:33
        
        Only the full "paid for" version of Hotmail works (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 4, 11:08:35
        
        I would boil the Betty and do a smell-dance (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 10:54:18
        
        absolutely (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 10:55:27
        
        Leopards are pussies. (General Chat) - Poomers Gorn Hoiper, Mar 4, 10:51:24
        
        ah I see, you're saying it would help if he put his keyboard on his head and.. (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 4, 10:46:53
        
        MUST be aluminium though. God help you otherwise. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 10:48:39
        
        would my copper nipples cause interference? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 10:49:44
        
        As long as the local constabulary don't mind doing the job, it's fine by me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 10:53:12
        
        I'm not interfering with them (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 10:50:50
  - how would i be able to find out if i have a local machine? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 10:38:03
    - See if it refers to itself as a "computer" or a "compooter" (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 10:43:02
    - Have a really good look around the room (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 10:41:39
    - open a DOS prompt window (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 10:39:12
      - had a good look, can't see any windows. is it round the back? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 10:41:38
        
        Try down behind the sofa (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 10:42:01
        
        i have found a small black box with some green lights that blink is them the windows? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 10:44:28
        
        No - that's an MI6 decoy (General Chat) - Conspiracy Theorist, Mar 4, 10:50:26
        
        finally, a good reason to have a cat. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 10:52:12
        
        Did you find the hairy penny? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 10:45:15
        
        nope (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 10:50:28
- email Brains (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 10:21:51
Black Sabbath, Abba, Garbage, Smiths, Jam, Pixies, Foos, Kate Bush, Wedding Present (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 10:14:05
- radio broadland. obviously (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 10:17:21
  - No. They've only got two records. A Simply Red one and a Queen one (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 10:19:42
    - *Simply Reds (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 10:38:41
      - I am a bit (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 10:45:14
        
        Did you have any "COFFEE?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 10:56:46
        
        No (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 11:02:04
        
        Did you look at all the nice ladies in the windows? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 11:03:06
        
        in my yoof (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:08:02
        
        It would have been rude not to (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 11:07:18
Some girls' mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers. FACT. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 10:07:46
- From the ice age to the dull age, there is but one concern.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Thomo, Mar 4, 10:13:26
  - dole age (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 4, 11:40:53
    - really always thought he said Dull. Thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Thomo, Mar 4, 18:19:09
FAO Yellalee, Cannydc (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 10:02:13
- Anytime... (n/m) (General Chat) - Cannydc, Mar 4, 12:06:16
Parking & Pubs for tonight (NCFC) - YellowNick, Mar 4, 09:57:48
- parking (NCFC) - fleckmatic, Mar 4, 10:16:13
  - Yep - I normally park at Watford Junction for Wembley games (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 10:18:40
- Yes (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 10:11:05
  - Has anybody EVER found this guy funny? (NCFC) - YellowNick, Mar 4, 11:13:40
    - No (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 11:15:56
      - Damn right (NCFC) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Mar 4, 11:19:04
    - YellowGraham does (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 11:15:38
A win prediction from 5 people tonight (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 09:57:23
- My prediction was predicated on Smudger taking over the club (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 10:00:45
  - I'm thinking about a bigger version of the predictions league for next season... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 10:08:54
    - Or you could break it down into five-minute segments (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 10:12:21
      - FAO: Yellerlee (NCFC) - The_GOAT, Mar 4, 10:18:41
        
        Cheers. Thought it was a little ridiculous myself. (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 10:21:11
        
        go with 9 (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 10:23:35
  - you are bottom of the league, say you are bottom of the league. (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 10:06:53
    - It's a marathon not a sprint (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 10:08:28
      - *rubs hands on trousers* (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 10:10:15
        
        *spits on hand* (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 10:11:28
        
        EASE-AY! EASE-AY! EASE-AY! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 10:12:37
anyone know if Selwyn's taking his pigs to Westminster? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 09:56:38
- Might just have seen him with them in the Central Lobby of the Commons actually (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 10:03:36
  - i thought they were saddlebacks (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 10:26:17
    - Ah (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 10:27:04
WOTB Predictions League - Round 7 results (a day late)... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 09:55:30
Bloody hell - Dido's on line!!! (General Chat) - Poomers Gorn Hoiper, Mar 4, 09:53:23
- Baron Phillipe Rolfschilde (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 09:55:26
anyone know if the club still plan to ring jo brand and start up the badger? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 09:43:51
- for sure. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 4, 09:58:10
- Yes (NCFC) - Poomers Gorn Hoiper, Mar 4, 09:44:28
3 away matches in the space of 11 days! 4 in total (NCFC) - ingi, Mar 4, 09:34:39
- and the wabs (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 09:47:04
  - and the dabs (NCFC) - Poomers Gorn Hoiper, Mar 4, 09:50:22
    - pseudo plaice the dab is. (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 09:51:05
anyone know if the club still plan to rebrand and tart up the badge? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 09:07:39
- dunno (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 4, 09:22:23
  - cheers (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 09:36:17
    - no idea either (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 09:40:20
      - so that's just me, shoddy, poomer, blinders 4life & meggers then (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 09:46:32
    - i int got a clue, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 09:39:03
      - He didn't help himself by sending this to Glenn Roeder (NCFC) - Poomers Gorn Hoiper, Mar 4, 09:40:05
        
        General Rolfo (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 09:43:00
    - Neither do i (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 4, 09:38:53
    - Yeah (NCFC) - Poomers Gorn Hoiper, Mar 4, 09:38:00
1-1 today (NCFC) - Poomers Gorn Hoiper, Mar 4, 08:46:45
Lions are wusses (General Chat) - Poomers Gorn Hoiper, Mar 4, 08:43:16
Roeder/Adams only one solution available.............. (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 4, 08:20:45
- Try spelling Glenn right!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Mar 4, 08:29:29
  - Adams still wins (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 4, 08:41:55
  - Oh yea, better do some proper work! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 4, 08:33:32