No - that's an MI6 decoy - Wrath of the Barclay

No - that's an MI6 decoy

They monitor your BRAIN WAVES to make sure you don't SEE THROUGH THE LIES and realise that ROBERT CHASE KILLED PRINCESS DIANA and that DODI WAS POISED TO TAKE OVER NORWICH CITY and that was the real reason the CIA wanted him stopped because otherwise the way wouldn't have been clear for GARY MEGSON'S SECRETLY PLANNED RETURN IN 2010.

Of course, most people now know this, so they put decoys with silly flashing lights down peoples' sofas so that they THINK they've found the top secret mind reading device which was designed by freemasons and iluminati when REALLY IT'S UP YOUR CAT'S ARSE and if you don't have a cat THEY ANAESTHATISE YOU AND STICK IT IN YOUR OWN ARSE so if you feel sore even though you haven't had a curry IT'S THE EX-STASI THOUGHT POLICE ALL ALONG.

Posted By: Conspiracy Theorist on March 4th 2008 at 10:50:26

Message Thread

Tech help needed please, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 10:21:03
- You need to select a your web server for SMTP (General Chat) - Metabolic, Mar 4, 10:37:26
  - I have a 3 mobile modem thing? (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 10:39:37
    - No, you don't set a web server as SMTP server. You need to know your SMTP server. Who is (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 11:47:45
    - If you're using Hotmail then SMTP won't work (n/m) (General Chat) - Metabolic, Mar 4, 10:43:10
- Have you tried turning it off and on again? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 10:28:20
  - I'm on a mac, i changed the port because i was told that it wont run anything below 1025 (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 10:38:34
    - Can you telnet to your SMTP server? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 10:40:38
      - bearing in mind i'm incompetant with computers, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 10:42:24
        
        In your email client you need to go to preferences or settings for the accounts you have (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 10:44:23
        
        i'm on Leopard, sorry PA! (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 10:49:14
        
        What email client are you using? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 10:51:52
        
        my home one is hotmail, work is outlook express (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 10:55:26
        
        Metabolic above says hotmail wont work with SMTP... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 4, 11:01:21
        
        FAO: BerlinCanary (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:05:57
        
        Cripes! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 4, 11:41:15
        
        hotmail works if you download the 2 add-ons, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 11:05:33
        
        Only the full "paid for" version of Hotmail works (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 4, 11:08:35
        
        I would boil the Betty and do a smell-dance (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 10:54:18
        
        absolutely (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 10:55:27
        
        Leopards are pussies. (General Chat) - Poomers Gorn Hoiper, Mar 4, 10:51:24
        
        ah I see, you're saying it would help if he put his keyboard on his head and.. (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 4, 10:46:53
        
        MUST be aluminium though. God help you otherwise. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 10:48:39
        
        would my copper nipples cause interference? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 10:49:44
        
        As long as the local constabulary don't mind doing the job, it's fine by me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 10:53:12
        
        I'm not interfering with them (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 10:50:50
  - how would i be able to find out if i have a local machine? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 10:38:03
    - See if it refers to itself as a "computer" or a "compooter" (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 10:43:02
    - Have a really good look around the room (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 10:41:39
    - open a DOS prompt window (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 10:39:12
      - had a good look, can't see any windows. is it round the back? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 10:41:38
        
        Try down behind the sofa (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 10:42:01
        
        i have found a small black box with some green lights that blink is them the windows? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 10:44:28
        
        No - that's an MI6 decoy (General Chat) - Conspiracy Theorist, Mar 4, 10:50:26
        
        finally, a good reason to have a cat. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 10:52:12
        
        Did you find the hairy penny? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 10:45:15
        
        nope (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 10:50:28
- email Brains (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 10:21:51

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