my mate got all excited when he realised that pete doherty had been round his house

foo yares goo like, pete doherty senior was QM with some signals mob my mate was in and Doc senior used to be mates with him. One day, doc senior goes round my mates (pissed) asking for "Frankie Vaughan" cos my mate had a secret stash of porn he'd stoopidly bragged about. Fortunately my mates missus didn't understand and politely told Doherty senior that she had no frankie vaughan cd's.

Posted By: Tomblander on March 4th 2008 at 13:27:00

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He's your hero too, remember that (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:23:05
- Kate Nash is soooooooooooooooooooo shit it hurts (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:28:18
  - she looks like the sort of girl who would do really smelly farts. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 4, 13:34:07
    - Match made in heaven (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 13:38:42
      - Arse matches? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:39:47
        
        I'll cheque. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:40:39
    - Agreed. She makes me sick (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:36:32
    - ones with dribble sounds on the end (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:34:35
  - bitter ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 4, 13:31:25
  - Don't be so bittaaaaah. (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:30:12
    - shit.....refresh before posting! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 4, 13:32:17
    - Fucking Brit School of Mockney gets right on my Van Nellys (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:31:24
    - haha - that it the most cringeworthy line I've ever heard in a song (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 4, 13:31:11
    - haha - that it the most cringeworthy line I've ever had in a song (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 4, 13:31:06
      - So nice he had to post it twice... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:32:38
        
        So nice he heard to post it twice (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:34:05
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:34:50
  - I know, her music is so painful (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:29:23
  - I would though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:28:45
    - Done it. Not brilliant. Rachel Stevens was much better. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:36:14
      - My claim to fame - I frequently walked past Myleene Klass at school. Not great really. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 13:38:11
        
        My Mrs doesn't like her cos everytime I see her on the gogglebox... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:41:16
        
        why would she be upset over such an event!? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 4, 13:48:38
        
        Because Hearsay are her favourite (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:50:23
        
        Exactly - saves her any bother later on doesn't it (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:49:58
        
        Ha (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 13:57:03
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 13:42:11
    - I'd try and have a go on it too (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 13:33:58
      - You may have more luck (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:35:44
    - Doubt she would with you though (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:30:33
    - only in a kind of hate fuck way I think (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:29:35
- ........ (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 4, 13:24:58
- all i remember......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 13:23:37
  - my mate got all excited when he realised that pete doherty had been round his house (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:27:00

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