Who said that? Who the f**k said that?

Who's the slimy little communist s**t, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy f**king godmother said it. Out-f**king-standing. I will PT you all until you f**king die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman grabs Pvt. Cowboy by the shirt]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Was it you, you scroungy little f**k, huh?
Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little piece of s**t you look like a f**king worm, I bet it was you!
Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!
Private Joker: Sir, I said it, Sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no s**t. What have we got here, a f**king comedian? Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and f**k my sister!
[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman punches Pvt. Joker in the stomach]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unf**k yourself or I will unscrew your head and s**t down your neck!
Private Joker: Sir, Yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps!
Private Joker: Sir, to kill, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: So you're a killer!
Private Joker: Sir, yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then let me see your war face!
Private Joker: [nervously] Sir?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You got a war face! AHHHHHHHHHHH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!
Private Joker: Ahhhh!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bulls**t, you didn't convince me, let me see your REAL war face!
Private Joker: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You don't scare me! Work on it!
Private Joker: Sir, yes sir!

Posted By: Tomblander on March 4th 2008 at 21:40:59

Message Thread

WHERE WAS THIS DICKING THEN? EXACTLY, SUPER NORWICH, KEEP THE FAITH (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 21:39:53
- Who said that? Who the fuck said that? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 21:40:59
  - cheers for that Prince Oblenski (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 22:19:39
  - *claps* (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 4, 22:15:51
- dead certs for play offs now! good point mind (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 21:40:47
  - fuck the playoffs, we're going up automatically (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 21:48:53
  - No offence Selwyn but what is it you actually want from this club? (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 4, 21:47:08
  - Who said anything about the playoffs? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 21:42:18
    - most on here up until satdee (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 4, 21:45:09
      - rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 21:53:18

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