Inform her carer

Posted By: Hertz van Rental on March 4th 2008 at 14:47:55

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50 ways to leave your lover (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:06
- Nick her in the middle of shearing (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:58:41
- let the air out (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 14:58:06
- Give mckenzies mrs a hand with bashing the car in (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 14:55:35
- Get caught Snudgeing her Sisters Bicycle seat (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 14:52:44
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 14:55:01
- I hope someone points IED beak at this thread. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 14:52:33
- This would without doubt work..................... (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:50:25
  - Same guy (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 15:12:34
  - that jizzer, is superb (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:57:50
    - Safe to say it's over after that I think. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:58:26
      - lol at "have you tried texting her" (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 15:01:29
        
        i've welled up a little with a fit of laughter at that. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 15:05:21
        
        Nope it's not. I read about it in the paper and the producer was sacked. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 15:06:14
        
        WIYLF (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 15:07:47
        
        Ah, I have been mislead!! Shame. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 15:08:39
- Inform her carer (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 4, 14:47:55
- stick your thumb in her peach (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 14:46:51
- in the fridge (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:46:25
- Introduce her as "my current girlfriend" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:45:49
- in a tea chest out of a tea chest bass from a skiffle band (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:44:55
- Give her a single heely specially adapted to be strapped to her minge (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:44:18
  - mingeheelys (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:44:57
    - You could design the top bit to be shaped like Dion (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:46:45
      - Quite like the idea of mingeheely sunday with david vine (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:49:55
    - Coming in a hole near you, this Christmas. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:46:30
- quickly darting into a shopfront in chaplefield and hyperspacing into M&S (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:44:03
- hoverboard handstand. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:43:58
- don't stop monking (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 14:43:37
- on a spacehopper with a naked primordial dwarf in your rucksack (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:42:50
- Quick pump then say 'Thank you for taking the time to participate in this survey. ' (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:42:22
- Heelys, but just on one foot. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:42:17
- Safe and out of sight, or with a neighbour (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:41:35
- at home to "do a rost" while you go to work. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:41:24
- unicycle (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:41:19
- moped (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:40:35
- unplug her life support machine (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:40:22
- The ' I really fancy you when I'm pissed line ' works. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:40:06
- behind a rock. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:39:11
- Painted tartan (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:38:48
- Say "we should communicate more when we're having sex. Here's a mobile so I can call you" (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:38:32
- Osmosis (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:38:04
- Tell her you only married her for "shits and giggles". (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:37:49
- Or say 'I really like you. . . So does my wife.' (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:37:09
- "You know what love? your mother gives better head than you" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:36:32
  - obviously don't do this whilst she is noshing on your cock (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:37:18
- Say :' It's not you...it's me...well ok..it is you'. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:35:38
  - haha "it's not me it's you" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 14:36:27
- tell her that your mother is stopping over for christmas and new year (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:35:02
- Dry anal after slipping her some rohypnol, the posting the footage on youporn (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:34:30
  - that is a worry (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:39:11
    - LOL. (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:39:55
- during that anniversary dinner, slip her a business card from the clap clinic (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:32:43
- Do an ostentatious yawn whenever she says she wants to talk about her feelings (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:32:32
- Tell them you're taking the kids to see your mums for the weekend...and book single trips. (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 4, 14:31:54
  - Incomprehensible, toi (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:33:06
    - Oh, just take a cheeky 's' off the end of 'mums'... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 4, 14:33:55
- crying with her teeth rammed down her throat (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:31:43
  - Spot the squaddie (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:33:35
    - thought i'd toned it down actually (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:35:47
- Say "Yes. It does look big in that." (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:31:17
- carry on spraying Lynx, she'll soon get sick of millions of women running towards you (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 14:30:29
- set fire to her rat (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:29:39
  - Make her wear an Ipswich top, go down and shout "Fuck Off You Scum Cunt" below her navel (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:30:52
- do her hard from behind, then wipe your knob on the curtains and walk out. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 14:29:18
- in Morrisons (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 4, 14:28:44
  - Taking your lover to Morrisons in the first place might just do it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:29:20
- Screaming Jimmy Saville's name out in the middle of sex (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:56
  - Scream anyones name during sex and see how long you can stay on fo (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 14:30:55
- Become a monk. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:27:44
- Chucking her puppy over a cliff (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:39
- Shagging her sister (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:28
- By walking out of the door (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:19
- Pregnant (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:10

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