You could design the top bit to be shaped like Dion

Then she'd have fun while you were wheeling around.

You could have slalom contents and in the summer when there's no snow "minge heely sunday" with David Vine on BBC2.

Eventually, they could be motorised and the Stig could shove one up his arse and see if he could beat the Koenigseggeggsggeggsgsgegegsgegsgsegsgesg on it.

Posted By: Partial Angler on March 4th 2008 at 14:46:45

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50 ways to leave your lover (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:06
- Nick her in the middle of shearing (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:58:41
- let the air out (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 14:58:06
- Give mckenzies mrs a hand with bashing the car in (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 14:55:35
- Get caught Snudgeing her Sisters Bicycle seat (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 14:52:44
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 14:55:01
- I hope someone points IED beak at this thread. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 14:52:33
- This would without doubt work..................... (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:50:25
  - Same guy (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 15:12:34
  - that jizzer, is superb (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:57:50
    - Safe to say it's over after that I think. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:58:26
      - lol at "have you tried texting her" (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 15:01:29
        
        i've welled up a little with a fit of laughter at that. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 15:05:21
        
        Nope it's not. I read about it in the paper and the producer was sacked. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 15:06:14
        
        WIYLF (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 15:07:47
        
        Ah, I have been mislead!! Shame. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 15:08:39
- Inform her carer (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 4, 14:47:55
- stick your thumb in her peach (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 14:46:51
- in the fridge (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:46:25
- Introduce her as "my current girlfriend" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:45:49
- in a tea chest out of a tea chest bass from a skiffle band (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:44:55
- Give her a single heely specially adapted to be strapped to her minge (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:44:18
  - mingeheelys (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:44:57
    - You could design the top bit to be shaped like Dion (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:46:45
      - Quite like the idea of mingeheely sunday with david vine (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:49:55
    - Coming in a hole near you, this Christmas. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:46:30
- quickly darting into a shopfront in chaplefield and hyperspacing into M&S (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:44:03
- hoverboard handstand. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:43:58
- don't stop monking (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 14:43:37
- on a spacehopper with a naked primordial dwarf in your rucksack (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:42:50
- Quick pump then say 'Thank you for taking the time to participate in this survey. ' (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:42:22
- Heelys, but just on one foot. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:42:17
- Safe and out of sight, or with a neighbour (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:41:35
- at home to "do a rost" while you go to work. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:41:24
- unicycle (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:41:19
- moped (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:40:35
- unplug her life support machine (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:40:22
- The ' I really fancy you when I'm pissed line ' works. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:40:06
- behind a rock. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:39:11
- Painted tartan (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:38:48
- Say "we should communicate more when we're having sex. Here's a mobile so I can call you" (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:38:32
- Osmosis (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:38:04
- Tell her you only married her for "shits and giggles". (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:37:49
- Or say 'I really like you. . . So does my wife.' (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:37:09
- "You know what love? your mother gives better head than you" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:36:32
  - obviously don't do this whilst she is noshing on your cock (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:37:18
- Say :' It's not you...it's me...well ok..it is you'. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:35:38
  - haha "it's not me it's you" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 14:36:27
- tell her that your mother is stopping over for christmas and new year (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:35:02
- Dry anal after slipping her some rohypnol, the posting the footage on youporn (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:34:30
  - that is a worry (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:39:11
    - LOL. (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:39:55
- during that anniversary dinner, slip her a business card from the clap clinic (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:32:43
- Do an ostentatious yawn whenever she says she wants to talk about her feelings (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:32:32
- Tell them you're taking the kids to see your mums for the weekend...and book single trips. (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 4, 14:31:54
  - Incomprehensible, toi (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:33:06
    - Oh, just take a cheeky 's' off the end of 'mums'... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 4, 14:33:55
- crying with her teeth rammed down her throat (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:31:43
  - Spot the squaddie (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:33:35
    - thought i'd toned it down actually (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:35:47
- Say "Yes. It does look big in that." (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:31:17
- carry on spraying Lynx, she'll soon get sick of millions of women running towards you (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 14:30:29
- set fire to her rat (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:29:39
  - Make her wear an Ipswich top, go down and shout "Fuck Off You Scum Cunt" below her navel (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:30:52
- do her hard from behind, then wipe your knob on the curtains and walk out. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 14:29:18
- in Morrisons (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 4, 14:28:44
  - Taking your lover to Morrisons in the first place might just do it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:29:20
- Screaming Jimmy Saville's name out in the middle of sex (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:56
  - Scream anyones name during sex and see how long you can stay on fo (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 14:30:55
- Become a monk. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:27:44
- Chucking her puppy over a cliff (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:39
- Shagging her sister (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:28
- By walking out of the door (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:19
- Pregnant (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:10

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