Yea it would, but they dint. They were about as big as a millimetre and there were about

67 of them. My mate Davey the Boy done a spew when he saw it.

I've got a photo of him asleep in my bath from that night. And one of him with his head in the washing machine.

The next morning the postman posted our mail through the cracks in our front door and walked off laughing.

Posted By: malkybarkid on March 4th 2008 at 13:08:09

Message Thread

thats just bang out of order! (NCFC) - ingi, Mar 4, 12:41:03
- Glad to see well known social commentator Irishpunksgirl's view (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:33:48
- how do we know the dog DIDNT want to be chucked off the cliff?? (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 13:22:34
  - the yelping might have been a clue (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:23:51
    - could be doggy talk for "yo, rad, far-out dude - -to the max!" (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 13:27:35
    - It could have been yelping "Bring it on mo' fo' - I love this aerial shit" (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:26:28
    - Yep. (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:25:21
      - I have no idea what you are talking about. Sounds in chatrooms? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:26:20
        
        Audio (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 4, 13:30:26
        
        Audio (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:31:10
        
        big AUDIO dynamite? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 13:31:52
        
        WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, THE LONE RANGER? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:32:43
        
        It was really vile weather, when we got tarred and feathered (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:36:06
        
        some kind of super-star?! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 13:34:11
        
        blah!!! was a bigad lyric (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:36:36
        
        mine was the spice girls! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 14:14:29
        
        Yes you do. (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:27:21
        
        no, doesn't ring a bell (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:30:15
        
        Oh. (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:32:13
        
        oh, like scc can have various browers open to be logged in as different people on here? (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:33:26
        
        That would be plausible. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:35:46
- Clearly not a real dog. (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:19:00
  - might have been a stunt dog (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:23:42
    - Might have been a big series of trampolines at the bottom of the ravine, and it might stil (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:26:21
      - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 4, 13:35:10
      - *muttley like rolfage* (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:28:16
    - What you couldn't see... (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:24:22
      - Para dog.................. (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 13:28:14
        
        My theory must be a WOTB-style FACT then. (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:29:35
        
        plegic (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:29:22
- That made me crack one out... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:09:40
- In any sane society they should be shot (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 4, 12:47:20
  - it's only a fucking dog... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 12:59:28
  - What, sane societies have capital punishment for puppy killers? (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 4, 12:59:08
    - agree. In France they eat horses. In Cambodia they eat dogs. I ate a spider once, well I (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:04:48
      - I et a horse in France. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:13:11
      - Did you eat the spider on purpose? (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:06:21
        
        Yep. I've etted horse and frogs. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:14:17
        
        i had a frogs leg the other night acompanied by a 2004 Traminer Zind Humbrecht (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:17:54
        
        I had some snail pate (with a little faggly thing over the ay and the ee, if you want) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:17:45
        
        I've munched on a few of my mates ladeez (a long time ago).. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:18:56
        
        Ecuadorist (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:12:31
        
        I had some Klefticos in Zante that was well nice and not at all greasy. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:15:25
        
        Chilled red wine is sooooo wrong (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 4, 13:17:42
        
        i went to dinner once with a french legal blokey and he sent the wine boy away (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:21:11
        
        No, it's OK, it's a special variety of red specially done for chilling. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:19:40
        
        Rose is red and camn be chilled (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 13:22:56
        
        can be (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 13:23:02
        
        Rose isn't red - it's a perky pink. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:25:30
        
        I shall take a note of the term 'perky pink' I wish to use it more in conversation. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 13:32:22
        
        Chilled red wine when it is hot is brillo pads (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 4, 13:16:55
        
        Only if it's the right stuff. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:20:29
        
        I only ever drink cheap red wine because I can't tell the difference... (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 4, 13:22:54
        
        hot red wine is great too (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:22:53
        
        Gluhwein (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:24:07
        
        HELLO!!!!!!!!! (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:25:01
        
        And cider is for the homeless (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 4, 13:27:36
        
        Your birth certificate is an apology from a condom factory (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:45:16
        
        ^^^^Truth^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:27:23
        
        Apart from Weston's Organic (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:30:09
        
        Thank you (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 4, 13:27:56
        
        Not you young man, the "Truth" post was for Mr Pan's People himself (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:29:47
        
        And AB wades in, despite himself. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 4, 13:21:23
        
        Still in the area of "ridiculous", so it's OK. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:22:53
      - did they have nappies on? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:05:45
        
        Yea it would, but they dint. They were about as big as a millimetre and there were about (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:08:09
        
        i once found a trapdoor spider in my garden and killed it with a broom (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:10:16
    - How would you feel if it was your doggy og? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:02:34
      - Upset (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:05:13
        
        I don't believe you'd be so reasonable (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:10:33
        
        agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 13:10:50
        
        utter bollocks (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 13:09:31
    - no way should it go to a court of law (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 13:00:42
      - which kind of undermines the point of having a legal system and judiciary (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:02:40
        
        ... (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 4, 13:03:40
        
        We it questions a lot of psychology, yes (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:05:43
        
        and so you blinkered fool (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:06:58
        
        Albeit without easy access to machine guns. (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 4, 13:12:29
        
        except the Merkin ones (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 13:20:16
        
        I know, you see Vernon the Terrible, I don't think the reaction is about the puppie alone (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:12:13
        
        "the law allows it" (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:14:49
        
        ok King of Ferrets (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:17:02
        
        tell that to steve finnan (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:03:34
    - personally - I would build a fuck load more prisons (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 4, 13:00:29
      - I'm quite good at pointing up if you need a hand. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:06:08
      - think you'd need less if you are advocating shooting animal abusers (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:01:08
        
        Im not really into the capital punishment thing (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 4, 13:02:33
        
        so ian huntley gets a bit of bird and the dickhead marine gets brassed up? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:03:51
        
        I can't beleive they let out Huntly's missus... Pathetic. (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 4, 13:04:30
        
        The people who deserve the justice here, are the ones that employed him (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:09:47
        
        except they didn't know his past because the police fucked up (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 13:25:34
        
        That's what I meant you thicky (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:27:42
        
        then fucking well learn to express yourself more clearly (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 13:30:29
        
        I was far off, dick breath (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:48:41
        
        *WASN'T* (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:49:13
        
        hoorah! point prooved (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 13:56:40
        
        I think this convo proves there's plenty of insane people about (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 4, 13:37:49
        
        lying to the police isn't a life sentence (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:08:28
        
        she wasn't his fucking missus (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 13:06:11
        
        here you go (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 13:07:28
  - No he shouldn't (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 4, 12:58:26
  - don't be ridiculous (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 12:54:49
    - actually, they are in Iraq, so may well be shot anyway (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 4, 12:57:27
  - Would you say that if it was an ant? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 12:52:25
    - Adam? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 12:52:56
      - Hi ya (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:21:25
      - no, just an ant or a mouse (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:03:06
  - there's a probably a media blackout of what harry's been up to (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 12:49:00
- cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 12:44:36
  - what a cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 4, 12:46:01
- cunt should be executed (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 12:43:37
  - It was (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:56:38
  - apparantly it's been discovered who he is (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 12:45:41
    - dont be ridiculous (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 12:55:12
      - come on, if someone did you wouldnt feel that sorry for him... (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 4, 13:01:33
- fuck all else to do in hawaii i guess (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 12:42:50
  - look at Tony Powells Dress cracking funnies! (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 12:46:07
    - erm (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 12:47:14
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 12:47:44
        
        carry on being ridiculous (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 12:55:34
        
        ... (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 13:00:06

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