so this bloke goes to the vet with his wabbit

and the vet says, i know instantly what is the matter here sir, your wabbit is dead. so the bloke (distraught) asks for a second opinion, so the vet calls in his pet gundog who pops up on the couch, has a sniiff and then gravely shakes his head. the vet says see the dog agrees with me bloke, the wabbit is dead. bloke is sobbing now (cant take it in as he loved that wabbit) and asks for anopther opinion so the vet calls in his moggy and the puss does the same as the dog; jumps up, has a sniff and mornfully shakes his head. so the bloke is now resigned to his loss and asks the vet how much the bill is to which the vet replies 250 quid mate. bloke can't believe it, TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY FUCKIN QUID? you are seriously having a laugh Vet? Well, says the vet there's my fee which was fifty quid and then a hundred for the Lab report and another hundred for the Cat scan.

Posted By: Tomblander on March 4th 2008 at 13:58:55

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I see puppy wars hasn't finished yet... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:38:12
- I'd love to know PK's thoughts on this matter. I really would. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 4, 13:40:13
  - Probably "phwoar. Look at that hunk holding the mutt". (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:40:49
    - looked like a working class dog to me. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:42:32
      - Hound grenade? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:43:30
        
        yup, a pretty nasty dogfight (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:45:09
        
        Yorkshire Terrorist (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:44:42
        
        about to carry out a Hijack Russell (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:46:12
        
        Great Pane (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:50:29
        
        Rubbish collection of animals (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:51:25
        
        so this bloke goes to the vet with his wabbit (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:58:55
        
        Amoosed smile (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:01:30
        
        too many words (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 14:01:11
        
        ok then, (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:01:35
        
        Shiitezu? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:53:54
        
        Bomberanian (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:52:50
        
        Bombiranian? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 4, 13:53:55
        
        Wirehaired Pointing Griffon (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:55:21
        
        I think the soldiers were scouring for the Wirehaired Malteese Dalmations (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 4, 13:56:22
        
        Brillo! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:57:34
        
        ◙ (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:57:22
        
        a bit like craig david's hair (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 14:00:52
        
        Fallmation (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:45:18
    - Foxtrot with a short pass to Angler - who rifles the ball home from fully 40 yards! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 4, 13:41:26

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