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Norwich wingers (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, Nov 8, 15:27:37
- you missed Clint off that top list! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 8, 19:45:00
- KENNY, KENNY FOGGO, KENNY FOGGO ON THE WING (NCFC) - WEWILLWIN, Nov 8, 19:23:35
- The late Jimmy Neighbour surely? (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 8, 17:06:18
  - ^^^^ this..........True winger, hence his song! (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 8, 17:17:08
- Fox and Phillips were two of my favourite players. Of all time. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Nov 8, 16:15:09
  - Gordon and Phillips for me (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 8, 16:17:23
- Fox and Phillips were two of my favourite players. Of all time. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Nov 8, 16:14:52
  - Gordon and Phillips for me (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 8, 16:17:07
- One More Game (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 8, 16:13:31
- John Ryan won player of the year in '78 (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 8, 15:54:19
  - A full back / midfield player rather than winger (n/m) (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, Nov 8, 15:57:16
    - I thought that. But the club list him as a winger (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 8, 15:59:01
      - Definitely a defender (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 8, 16:04:06
        
        90mph as i recall (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 8, 16:04:51
        
        I once saw Pat Jennings save a Ryan pelanty (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 8, 16:05:50
        
        he once did a 30 yarder that went through the net (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 8, 16:14:14
        
        point of order (NCFC) - jayson blair, Nov 8, 16:24:54
        
        no mention of my all time favourite (NCFC) - WEWILLWIN, Nov 8, 19:26:46
        
        Crikey ! (NCFC) - Huge Small, Nov 8, 16:31:34
        
        Lahndahn's the place to be (NCFC) - jayson blair, Nov 8, 16:40:30
        
        We've got the Aylsham Black Boys (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 8, 16:48:10
        
        oh yeah. It's meant to be quite good isn't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Nov 8, 16:52:01
        
        there used to be a black boy pub in beccles (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 8, 16:47:45
        
        There's a black boy rud and a white woman lane in Brizzel (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 16:48:09
        
        are the crossroads known as mullatto junction? (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, Nov 8, 16:51:17
        
        God, no they aren't near each other. Couldn't have that, could we ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 16:56:59
        
        There was one of them in Norwich (or Norfolk) i think (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Nov 8, 16:46:46
        
        Black Boys in Colegate, (NCFC) - WEWILLWIN, Nov 8, 19:28:58
        
        a pub? or a person? (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, Nov 8, 16:47:24
        
        Haha (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 8, 16:34:22
        
        I notice that at some point in the 2000s someone changed the sign of the Black Boy in Bury (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 8, 17:05:19
        
        this pub in Cambridge has only recently closed (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 8, 16:49:08
        
        I know that pub (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 8, 17:25:13
        
        my garden shed (NCFC) - jayson blair, Nov 8, 16:51:57
        
        PC hadn't been invented then (NCFC) - Huge Small, Nov 8, 16:44:07
        
        im not (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 8, 16:28:36
- Honourable mention Neil Adams, David Phillips ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 15:51:10
  - Adams' delivery was exceptional (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 8, 15:53:18
- Prefer to forget continued (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 15:50:44
  - bit harsh on rivers and llewellyn to put them in the same category (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 8, 15:52:03
    - Seriously? Llewelyn was abysmal (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 8, 16:11:18
      - He did OK when he first came into the team under Walker (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 8, 16:12:46
        
        Think the pressure got to him (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 8, 16:17:28
        
        Was Wrexham captain for a few years wasn't he? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 8, 16:19:41
        
        consecutive relegations from FL (NCFC) - jayson blair, Nov 8, 16:47:07
        
        yeah I think he was. (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 8, 16:21:15
    - Llewellyn was the best at running alongside an opponent (NCFC) - shortfatb, Nov 8, 16:05:28
      - I used to be good at doing that (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 8, 16:51:15
- Honourable Mention Foggo (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, Nov 8, 15:37:34
  - jimmy neighbour, varco, barham and johnny miller (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Nov 8, 16:06:54
    - Barham in top three, Miller one to forget. Varco before my time (n/m) (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, Nov 8, 16:22:12
      - Barham remains one of the very few NCFC players to be capped by (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 8, 16:24:29
        
        Phil Boyer, Dave Watson and Robert Green (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 8, 16:26:55
        
        when dave went up, to life the milk cup (NCFC) - jayson blair, Nov 8, 16:43:05
        
        Fairclough, Pape Diop (our one) & Simon Tracey (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, Nov 8, 16:41:38
        
        Diop played for England ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 16:44:36
        
        nah, ya freak. My Sitting Room of Shame shoo-ins. (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, Nov 8, 16:46:15
        
        Simon Tracey is now goalkeeping coach at Barnsley. Explains 27 goals against in 15 games. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 16:47:18
- Oh, Louie Louie (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 8, 15:32:12
Celtic now banned poppy sellers from the ground. What a vile club. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 8, 09:09:17
- We'll ban inflatable canaries next! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 8, 10:07:09
  - Bloody well hope so, and jester hats (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 8, 10:32:21
    - and green and yellow curly wigs and "bang" sticks (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 8, 10:49:22
      - wtfs a bang stick? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 8, 10:51:29
        
        an explosive device used by farmers to scare off crows and other bird pests (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 8, 11:12:31
- If there is such a thing then Celtic are and always have been my second team but if its (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, Nov 8, 09:24:19
  - second team? (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 8, 09:29:10
    - Indeed. Why, how on earth can anyone have a second team? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 8, 10:09:39
      - Support a club, and follow another? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 8, 10:11:45
        
        Why? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 8, 10:13:11
        
        I dunno (General Chat) - pants, Nov 8, 10:14:11
        
        I think its acceptable to 'follow' another club if you are exciled (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 8, 10:19:08
        
        Ah, if "following" another club is what he meant, fair enough. (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 8, 10:23:19
        
        Because my Father did and I'm good catholic boy I s'pose. (n/m) (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, Nov 8, 11:01:32
        
        i am demi-irish but dont support celtic*, they are a scottish club n'est pas? (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 8, 10:50:51
        
        They are based in Scotland but were started by Oirish monks (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 8, 10:52:28
    - True I am ..... no I was!!! but as one grows up, you realise there is only City! (n/m) (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, Nov 8, 09:32:06
- link? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 8, 09:21:00
  - tbf i cant see it being true, bit of a strange move for such a big organisation (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 8, 09:35:54
  - was on radio this morning quoting NOTW and The scottish press (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 8, 09:31:41
    - News of the World. Hmmmm. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 8, 09:34:40
      - lol thats what i thought see above^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 8, 09:36:20
      - club have released a statement about the protests (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 8, 09:36:11
- they should just ban sellers (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 8, 09:19:30
  - what have i done ? ): (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 8, 09:51:31
I watched 'The Blind Side' last night. I enjoyed it. Silly old Hector. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 5, 10:32:56
- Good film. I watched 'gamer' was a bit messed up. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 5, 10:39:48
  - I saw the crappiest, weirdest filum I've seen at tweekend. (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 5, 10:54:28
    - Bill Murray (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 5, 10:56:37
      - How very dare you... (General Chat) - Bezley, Nov 5, 11:06:31
        
        it's just dull (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 5, 11:16:46
        
        It's SOOOOOOOOOO dull (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 5, 11:57:10
        
        Wife hated it, I liked it. (General Chat) - megson, Nov 5, 13:06:28
        
        To be in either situation of the characters, is hard enough (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 15:02:20
        
        Agree 100000000% (General Chat) - Bezley, Nov 5, 15:31:11
        
        Ditto A Passage to India (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 5, 12:14:29
        
        I didn't watch it as comedy (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 11:25:53
      - Must admit, it did grow but 30 mins in I was all for turning it off. Apparently, (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 5, 11:02:39
        
        i knew that the moment i saw the trailer (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 11:13:37
        
        absoverylutely (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 5, 11:21:17
        
        i saw the university challenge sketch (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 11:25:08
        
        (that was re Enfield and Whitehous, by the way) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 5, 11:22:32
      - I might get a Team Zissou bobble hat though (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 5, 11:01:24
      - I'm gonna have to stop you right there I'm afraid (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 10:57:19
Are there only 3 radio stations based in Nodge these days?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 4, 12:02:18
- future radio is sometimes epic (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 4, 13:05:01
- Radio Canary 1602 AM, there's an advert in the main stand loo's for it (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 4, 13:00:01
- Uea's livewire radio (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 4, 12:16:04
- how fuckin many do u want (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 4, 12:03:30
  - More than 3 that's for sure spunky pig breath (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 4, 12:04:51
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 4, 12:05:41
that there Lord bloke what first spotted the Iraqi 'supergun' (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 3, 14:06:18
- So that's why the pope was here. He was looking (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 3, 14:26:29
- The noble Lord is into his fifteenth minute. I wonder whether he can draw his remarks to a (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 3, 14:12:55
  - W.T.F.? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 3, 14:27:15
  - he is completely batshit mental (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 3, 14:26:10
    - it seems he might be. It'll be worth seeing if Private Eye or some other alternative (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 3, 14:34:05
MK Dons to play with no subs (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Nov 2, 14:50:58
- playing yeovil, maybe worth a punt on yeovil to win. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Nov 2, 14:52:09
Ref Meeky's post below, I just Blekko'd it and he's right, he's 4th (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 2, 14:43:08
- blekkos, number 1, blekkos blekkos number 1 (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 2, 14:46:45
Bloody hell, not exactly light entertainment:-( (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 2, 12:50:10
- reading what happens in the play on wiki... (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 2, 13:49:43
Any legal business types on here? Some help needed please ... (General Chat) - meeky, Nov 2, 11:21:57
- Perhaps not but anyway ... (General Chat) - meeky, Nov 2, 13:43:51
  - Contact your solicitor/lawyer for legal advice not a message board. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 2, 17:47:16
  - as Old Git is clearly busy skinning The Emperor (General Chat) - jayson blair, Nov 2, 14:15:55
    - aren't we all (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 2, 14:22:36
  - I've just searched on Bing (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Nov 2, 14:05:34
  - Are you talking about the sponsored link result meeks? Yours is the only company in the (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 2, 14:03:10
    - Isn't all to do with Meta-tags? (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 2, 15:07:26
      - combined with seo copywriting, keyword usage and site architecture - yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 2, 15:14:55
    - Yes Rohacell foam ... (General Chat) - meeky, Nov 2, 14:09:52
      - They had a sponsored link come up when I first searched on your name. They have a Google (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 2, 14:23:06
        
        Ah ok thank you .... (General Chat) - meeky, Nov 2, 14:24:59
        
        Depends what they've set their budget at. You'd have to go some though. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 2, 14:25:52
        
        Only a small company and we're now about to mailshot my customers with this ... (General Chat) - meeky, Nov 2, 14:30:25
      - The top google search result displays this quote from your website, under the link to yo (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 2, 14:13:16
        
        Perhaps he's already removed it ... (General Chat) - meeky, Nov 2, 14:19:17
        
        indeed, you have to pay per click to get a sponsored spot. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 2, 14:22:23
  - I've just googled "emkay plastics" and your company was the first three results. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 2, 14:01:02
    - I just googled " (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 2, 14:13:25
      - i just googled "soapy tit wank" and no sign of emkay plastics in the first 100 pages (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 2, 14:15:07
    - same here (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 2, 14:03:17
      - see above .. (General Chat) - meeky, Nov 2, 14:10:34
  - i just tried it and you are top, no other business came up in the top 5 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 2, 13:56:05
  - i dont think its illegal, but not 100% sure, but I know of a lot of businesses using that (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 2, 13:52:34
Twat... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 2, 11:20:28
- So defendant, did you or did you not Smack my bitch up? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 2, 14:48:55
- england players did that at a world cup (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 2, 11:24:15
so, thus far we have had a dog on a lawnmower and a cat on a tortoise, any others? (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 2, 10:26:50
- Yeah here you go. Warning, it's a Daily Heil link though. (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 2, 10:40:15
  - its good, but its not that good.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 2, 10:44:04
    - Ah ok - have you had anything with polar bears yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 2, 10:54:14
    - I think kittens on tortoises is the way forwards personally (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 2, 10:45:56
- ... (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 2, 10:34:40
excellent, we should all be so happy (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 2, 08:29:31
- For the last 5 years, government has promoted and to an extent (General Chat) - pants, Nov 2, 10:19:55
- we had a pizza night last night (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 2, 10:13:17
- Pizza from the Triangle in front of X Factor (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 2, 09:09:23
  - "in front of X Factor" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 2, 10:06:41
    - Greatest TV show of the 21st century (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 2, 10:07:03
      - what is it about? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 2, 10:14:58
        
        It's a comedy drama (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 2, 10:16:48
        
        who is in it, any good actors? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 2, 10:17:37
        
        Mostly unknowns (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 2, 10:26:50
        
        low budget then, must be a gritty realism to it then (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 2, 10:27:59
        
        lots of cunts on show (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 2, 10:28:27
        
        blimey (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 2, 10:31:57
      - "Greatest TV show of the 21st century" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 2, 10:14:31
        
        Agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 2, 10:16:30
  - Two words Dukey... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 2, 09:42:21
    - It's 21st century culture (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 2, 09:46:40
      - cock (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 2, 09:47:01
        
        I'm trying to wind up FP (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 2, 09:49:21
        
        ...is he ever not wound up... (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 2, 09:57:44
  - actually, have been meaning to ask this on here for a while (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 2, 09:21:52
    - If you are NR2 ish (General Chat) - Firstnews, Nov 2, 09:44:17
      - hmmm. Appears to fail the artichoke test (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 2, 10:00:19
        
        Yeah, that's some pretty poor shit you've got... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 2, 10:38:12
        
        this is mine of choice (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 2, 10:41:07
        
        Yes, I have been there many times... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 2, 10:43:40
    - Not the Triangle (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 2, 09:26:43
- Not really surprising (General Chat) - Firstnews, Nov 2, 08:38:46
anyone on here drive the road between north elmham and guist? (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 1, 12:56:43
- thought it rang a bell.... (General Chat) - samcd84, Nov 1, 13:27:24
- Tony, I've lost a ferret (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 1, 13:06:29
  - hmm i hear live baiting dropboxes/cagetraps is a good way (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 1, 13:17:09
    - Can't dig out here, the warren is in the side of a bank covered in trees (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 1, 13:21:24
      - make a small escape capsule out of a can of guinness and dig a bore hole (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 1, 13:37:18
  - "After 2 hours I tried smoking it out, which I've succeeded with before" (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 1, 13:14:46
    - Of course you haven't (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 1, 13:19:16
      - Buying a rabbit or, indeed, the finished culiary article itself, sounds far easier (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 1, 14:33:29
      - Yes (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 1, 13:22:34
        
        If wild, then yes (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 1, 13:28:06
        
        How can the eyes that burned so brightly, suddenly fade away (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Nov 1, 13:31:27
        
        *by* ferrets. I'm not from Yorkshire. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 1, 13:23:41
      - I've never had rabbit terrine (General Chat) - jamesward, Nov 1, 13:21:38
  - I think some pikeys might have taken it. (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 1, 13:10:10
- Is he the new Marigold? (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Nov 1, 13:00:43
  - similar sort of chap, yup. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 1, 13:04:23
Gove and 500k Contract (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Nov 1, 12:14:42
- Gove is a prick, he needs to be replaced. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 1, 12:43:36
- what about these? (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 1, 12:42:17
  - ............. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 1, 12:45:03
    - lol (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 1, 12:50:54
  - Now now TM, you're just nit picking, we all know everything (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 1, 12:44:33
    - lol. indeed. I blame maggie for the pen on saturday! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 1, 12:46:06
      - Thatcher was top class! (n/m) (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Nov 1, 12:48:49
        
        now that's a surprise, a racist who idolises Thatcher! (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 1, 20:24:05
      - Indeed if she had done her job properly, Cardiff, indeed the whole of (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 1, 12:48:18
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Nov 1, 12:55:20
At last, some common sense (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Nov 1, 12:14:09
- big brother soceity (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 1, 12:39:15
  - I think a sensible responsible society (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Nov 1, 12:44:48
- So you'd need to take a prescription for four pints of Adnams (General Chat) - jamesward, Nov 1, 12:17:25
  - Yes. And your driving licence for ID. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 1, 12:21:54
  - No just a unique code like a NI Card (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Nov 1, 12:18:01
- The link (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Nov 1, 12:14:26
so. who's doing movember? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 1, 11:49:00
- vas ist das? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 1, 11:51:04
  - Verbindung (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 1, 11:52:40
    - I (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 1, 12:02:33
      - in summary: men growing rats on their upperlips for charity (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 1, 12:36:23
        
        even for charity, its wrong. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 1, 15:21:59
George Osbourne & Vodaphone (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Nov 1, 10:58:25
- except vodafone never owed 6bn and the full tax liability has been paid (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 1, 11:27:30
  - but isn't the gist that HMRC were too soft on Vodafone? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 1, 11:29:26
    - from what i'm hearing in accounting circles, they've paid their due. (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 1, 11:33:14
    - Too soft and don't have the resources to go after them properly (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 1, 11:30:49
      - If it helps keep them away from my door, I don't mind too much at the moment. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Nov 1, 12:12:03
      - Even more so (NCFC) - Firstnews, Nov 1, 11:32:38
        
        silly boy (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 1, 11:37:54
        
        Whistles.......Ben my man, might be a case for removing this post.. (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 1, 11:36:38
        
        Ok (NCFC) - Firstnews, Nov 1, 11:47:22
        
        We need OG back to brief people on British libel laws (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 1, 11:57:31
        
        .... (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 1, 11:51:03
- Yes, but that is not as bad as (NCFC) - Firstnews, Nov 1, 11:10:30
  - Hard times indeed (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 1, 11:23:24
FAO YELLALEE (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 1, 10:04:28
- FAO YELLALEE (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 1, 10:39:52
  - 29 points MBK, you and shoddy, optomistic pairing. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 1, 10:41:46
One for I-Fooners (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Nov 1, 07:37:25
- no problems at all for me either (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 1, 10:14:33
  - haha. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 1, 10:15:26
    - me too, though i'm not sure it worked this morning (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 1, 10:22:15
    - big day today trickster (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 1, 10:21:57
      - Oh. What do you do today then? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 1, 10:29:37
        
        me neither really (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 1, 10:34:24
        
        You have to use your feet, Tombs (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Nov 1, 10:39:34
        
        Not supposed to add yeast, there's plenty of natural yeasts on the grape...unless of (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 1, 10:38:27
- sounds like Apple knew they had a problem last month with this (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 1, 10:12:38
- No such problems for me - clock and alarm both adjusted OK. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 1, 10:09:27
- my iphone 4 went back automatically, and alarm went off correctly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 1, 07:44:43
- ouch (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 1, 07:41:28
pinch and a punch for the first of the month (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 1, 07:23:32
- hit and a kick for being so quick (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 1, 07:45:23
If I get the chance I shall be trying some of this... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 27, 12:24:26
- i bought some of that english whisky the other month (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 27, 12:28:40
  - It's nice. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 27, 12:39:58
    - i might buy a bottle for a colleague (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 27, 12:42:24
      - The whisky shop in Swan Lane is good. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 27, 12:43:23
        
        the colleague in question is a right ponce (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 27, 12:46:50
        
        Blind test him. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 27, 12:49:06
        
        he's ex royal navy (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 27, 12:50:14
        
        What, the blind tasting? Or the whisky? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 27, 13:02:50
        
        the whisky (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 27, 13:04:33
        
        Yes, it's lovely. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 27, 13:11:17
        
        When you blind fold him make sure you do a cock tummy slap dance (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 27, 12:50:05
  - OK, sorry and everything... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 27, 12:32:55
    - What about whisky? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 27, 12:41:26
      - Nastyness.... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 27, 12:42:20
        
        oh arr (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 27, 12:44:22
    - i dont do whisky either... (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 27, 12:36:17
      - Likewise... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 27, 12:38:33
        
        sometimes have a brandy after dinner out if it's offered don lermayson (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 27, 12:41:10
        
        raki's lovely though (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 27, 14:45:23
        
        oh no, I thought it was a variant of grape rakia (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 27, 15:00:35
- a lot of champagne houses are buying up land in the UK at the mo (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 27, 12:28:21
  - champagne is made from red grapes. vinny culture-fact (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 27, 12:34:38
    - Really?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 27, 12:35:10
      - yup, or it would of been a vinny culture-FACT! ... (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 27, 12:37:03
my hotel has (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 27, 11:54:20
- ask 'em for some Lambrusco (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 27, 11:58:29
  - they say they dont have it as someone called "IED" was staying last week (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 27, 12:02:32
    - seriously, give it a go (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 27, 12:11:56
      - he's learnt about transgender roobots in disguise off of this forum (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 27, 12:18:32
    - That wasn't me... (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Oct 27, 12:05:41
      - ! (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 27, 12:09:45
It's just a board full of pon-ces (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 27, 11:18:10
- This may be the most middle class football board in the world (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 27, 11:51:27
  - Doesn't someone off of here make chutneys? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 27, 11:54:23
    - Courgette as well as Tomato (Nigel Slater recipe) - luverly (n/m) (General Chat) - trustsec, Oct 27, 13:08:31
      - Laters Slater, from off here? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 27, 13:09:08
        
        Mark Curry/Nigel Slater off of here (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 27, 13:29:49
    - I tried to make chutney from my crop of organic tomatoes from what I had grown... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 27, 12:20:32
      - Booooooooooo. spoilsport (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 27, 12:27:08
    - I make mango chutney. (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 27, 12:15:29
      - heaven forfend, one has to resort to consuming one's mango chutney out of a jar. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 27, 12:22:41
    - i make onion chutney. brillo pads (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 27, 11:58:14
    - Lots of us do (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 27, 11:56:53
      - he was making wine the other night (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 27, 12:05:19
        
        i am making wine atm, had loooodsa grapes on the vines this year (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 27, 12:13:14
        
        You see I had loads of grapes on me vine but they didn't seem particularly suitable... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 27, 12:22:23
        
        i had red and white grapes, put them together and its still looking like (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 27, 12:25:31
        
        i forgot (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 27, 12:19:59
        
        i'd have thought undercover blackbirds would have got them by now (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 27, 12:26:48
        
        Fine netting darling... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 27, 12:29:50
- old git will be along later to outponce everyone (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 27, 11:29:33
  - 'best enjoyed at room temperature from the armpit of a pale young boy'. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 27, 11:37:01
    - My researches suggest that very few pale young boys have room temperature armpits (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 27, 11:50:08
      - unless the room is 37 degree C (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 27, 12:03:17
        
        or a very cold young boy (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 27, 12:06:35
  - May be poncey, but you can't argue with that. It is the truth! (n/m) (General Chat) - woody, Oct 27, 11:33:10
    - You'd both be horrified by this news then (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 27, 11:38:01
      - Yes, there's some excellent stuff now (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 27, 11:52:35
      - now't wrong with a drop of Lambrusco either (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 27, 11:43:11
        
        prefer lambrini (n/m) (General Chat) - Clean Shirt, Oct 27, 11:53:18
        
        that ain't wine though (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 27, 11:57:05
        
        Oh dear (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 27, 11:50:31
- And then there's you... (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 27, 11:27:05
  - I think I'm including myself (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 27, 11:33:29
    - Okay. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 27, 11:34:38
      - actually no. Cashmere. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 27, 12:01:36
      - velvet. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 27, 11:58:41
Is it time for a photocopier/office equipment XI? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 26, 13:24:56
- computer says no (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 26, 13:34:26
- They would be well beaten if you ask me (General Chat) - The Judge, Oct 26, 13:32:51
- No (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 26, 13:28:10
Filth v Northampton in the cup tonight, quarter final place at stake (Other Football) - BSE Canary, Oct 26, 12:07:21
- I had to look a loooooooooooong way down the table to find the scum this morning (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 26, 12:11:58
  - lol i just did the same thing, i couldnt find them, was looking in the top 10 (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Oct 26, 12:18:59
the bbc licence fee should be scrapped (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 26, 11:19:30
- ^ dull thread ^ (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 26, 11:39:31
- it is an anachronism (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 26, 11:27:43
  - and another thing about the bbc (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 26, 11:35:13
    - I'm not sure they're allowed to let you... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 26, 11:39:15
- BBC (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 26, 11:26:52
- It's not even nearly close to being as bad as TVAM. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 11:26:46
  - ok, you and panda have debated me into submission on this subject (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 26, 11:29:52
    - Listen to the Today prog for morning newsage... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 26, 11:32:50
      - see, they even had fucking Strictly Come Fucking Ballroom Dancing on that this morning (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 26, 11:39:01
- No it isn't. I do not want Italian style TV in this country... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 26, 11:21:52
  - Them a dolmio day adverts are bad enough (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Oct 26, 11:24:07
  - other than a wanting to see more boobies on prime time TV (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 26, 11:23:58
    - It's those things (and Top Gear) that make all the money though (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 26, 11:26:13
      - it doesn't mean they have to have it on somewhere on the Beeb 24 hrs a day though (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 26, 11:36:34
      - doesnt all the money go to jermy clarkson, the little troll and the foppish buffoon? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 26, 11:31:11
        
        oh, and: "KEEP CALM - CARRY ON" (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 26, 11:33:05
        
        Ubiquitous. It annoys me too. Twats. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Oct 26, 11:47:51
- they should scrap it and just include adverts like itv (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 26, 11:21:42
  - We already have an ITV I do not want another one... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 26, 11:24:16
People talk about ?1000 for good head, but there are those who will pay a lot more... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 26, 10:16:41
- Oh deer (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 26, 10:36:14
  - No Ideer what you're talking about (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 26, 10:46:26
  - Shut the door on your way out (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 26, 10:38:41
    - And don't let it hit your be-hind (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 26, 10:40:45
      - Yes, the impact of that may cause you to stag-ger (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 26, 10:41:50
        
        D'oh. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 10:42:14
        
        Should this thread be left to lie fallow? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 26, 10:42:44
        
        Same tired old puns lined up in roes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 10:43:45
        
        Yes, it's stuck in a rut (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 26, 10:47:07
        
        That would buck the trend (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 26, 10:49:05
        
        I'm sika it (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 26, 10:49:01
        
        am I the only one who doesn't know what a 'sika' is? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 10:54:27
        
        They are a chemical company in Switzerland (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 26, 10:57:09
        
        Lolage, they are indeed and a client of mine. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Oct 26, 11:26:54
        
        Wild stab in the dark: is it a deer? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 10:55:30
        
        lollery (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 26, 10:58:47
        
        But I'm not going to fawn to your laziness and google it for you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 10:56:45
        
        well yes. But have you ever heard of it? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 10:56:35
        
        Loads (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 26, 11:00:03
        
        No they aren't, FFS (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 26, 11:02:36
        
        Yeah, I was thinking along the lines of muntjac/hijack/this pun thread has been hijacked (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 11:04:24
        
        Snap (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 26, 11:05:08
        
        *Boggle* (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 26, 11:02:29
        
        I hope that when you go to a shop to buy spit-roasting implements (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 11:06:02
        
        OG in the garden (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 26, 11:08:12
        
        very brave typing that into google! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 26, 11:23:05
        
        I did hesitate before hitting search... (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 26, 11:25:12
        
        Sorry (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 26, 11:03:01
        
        Water Buck is going on here, the threads gone to pot (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 26, 11:04:49
        
        Nope, never heard of it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 10:59:35
        
        But every cloud has a silver lining and all that... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 26, 11:01:02
        
        abscure? Should be a word, but isn't. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 10:56:58
        
        I guess it would be a steroid treatment to make you musclier. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 10:57:29
        
        Cloudy in BSE (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 26, 10:50:38
- It wasn't me (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 26, 10:22:34
  - You know who it was though. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 10:28:20
    - ... (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 26, 10:38:17
  - Bet it was (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 26, 10:24:14
    - Doesn't sound like great deer management (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 26, 10:28:31
      - the story doesnt sound right on the bbc site (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 26, 11:01:29
        
        I was thinking that (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 26, 11:04:51
      - how do you manage that kind of thing then? (Completely ignorant on this, (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 10:30:01
        
        Yes (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 26, 10:33:20
        
        Or the National Trust method used at Ickworth Park (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 26, 10:49:32
        
        Sheep are really fuckin' stoopid (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 26, 10:50:49
        
        oh, right. Interesting. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 10:35:45
      - Bloody foreigners (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 26, 10:29:01
        
        Lots of rich Dutchies take the stalking round us, Schteve (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 26, 10:34:33
        
        Nice murderers (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 26, 10:34:52
        
        From the ole stag's perspective, though, got to be a decent way to go. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 10:41:56
        
        I want to go out in a hail of police bullets (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 26, 10:44:12
        
        Big Vern (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 26, 10:57:09
        
        Go for a run in London in a big coat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 10:45:20
        
        Go on holiday and get a good tan first. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 10:45:48
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 26, 10:35:20
Fao tombs, I've been to SA (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 25, 21:45:38
- i am going in january (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 25, 21:51:04
  - Lucky man. Coincidently watching Blood Diamond at the moment (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 25, 22:01:53
    - never been there (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 25, 22:07:49
      - Indeed. Best of luck for it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 25, 22:09:51
        
        chairs (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 25, 22:13:27
wtf happened (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 25, 21:10:04
- Three more kicks of the pigs bladder into the onion bag (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Oct 25, 21:47:06
- Cardiff completed another three plays (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 25, 21:12:48
- Three goals (n/m) (Other Football) - KentonCanary, Oct 25, 21:11:36
  - ah yes that makes sense (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 25, 21:12:42
- leeds forgot they had been promoted (Other Football) - Tombs, Oct 25, 21:11:27
wow red card (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 24, 16:07:15
- 1-0 nasri (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 24, 16:22:33
  - pen arsenal (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 24, 16:42:03
    - great save hart (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 24, 16:42:36
      - 2-0 song (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 24, 17:27:17
        
        Ok I'll give it a go (Other Football) - The Judge, Oct 24, 17:30:02
  - im on it now (Other Football) - Tombs, Oct 24, 16:25:55
- You've been clattenburged (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Oct 24, 16:09:16
  - radio said it was 100% the right decision (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 24, 17:13:33
- who is playing? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Oct 24, 16:07:41
  - man city arsenal (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 24, 16:08:21
    - was the sending off for man city or arsenal? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Oct 24, 16:09:08
      - man city (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 24, 16:09:56
        
        thanks for the info (Other Football) - Tombs, Oct 24, 16:10:42
        
        more than welcome (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 24, 16:11:21
        
        dont mention it (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Oct 24, 16:11:56
It's going to be fun when the economic shit hits the fan. The Torys traditionally (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 20, 12:35:51
- um, its already hit the fan, they are now scraping it off the fan with a toothbrush (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 20, 12:59:35
- don't worry, Bob Crowe will save the day (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 20, 12:37:53
  - I rather like Bob Crow. Completely unreconstructed trade unionist from a different era. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 20, 12:40:54
    - as long as their subs are keeping him in the manner to which he's grown accustomed... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 20, 12:44:07
    - Yebut don't they work for private contractors? You know, from the (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 20, 12:43:39
      - Did you know we spend more in subsidies to the railways now than we did... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 20, 12:52:15
        
        No railway in the world makes a profit. (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 20, 12:54:36
  - Fuckanory, noe he really IS a redn. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 20, 12:38:53
    - *w* (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 20, 12:40:25
Is Red Ed the best that Labour have? Cameron has just rinsed him at PMQs (n/m) (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Oct 20, 12:22:48
- I think Labour have dropped a big clanger there (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 20, 12:29:36
  - I'm not so sure - he's pissed off the Yummy Mummies, I reckon he'll (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 20, 12:33:58
- He did OK at his debut PMQs, I thought (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 20, 12:29:06
  - Maybe (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 20, 12:30:34
    - People kept voting for Thatch because she did things they liked (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 20, 12:34:50
      - shhhh you'll get the "thatcher is dying" mongtards upset (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 20, 12:58:38
      - similar to labour - spending money they didnt have to keep in power for 3 terms (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Oct 20, 12:47:38
      - And annoying Ben Eltons. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 20, 12:46:17
      - OK (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 20, 12:43:59
    - 2 people kept her in power - Scargill and Pinochet (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 20, 12:32:14
      - and galtieri (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 20, 12:33:49
        
        And Errol Brown out of Hot Chocolate (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 20, 12:38:28
        
        And Frank Bruno (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 20, 12:42:20
        
        And Patrick Moores off of Xylophones and Space (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 20, 12:43:03
        
        and nolly edmonds off of swap shop and beards (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 20, 12:46:01
        
        i didn't realise he was one of them racists (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 20, 12:45:39
        
        Worse than that. He is a patron of the Shitarses Protection League) (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 20, 12:48:35
        
        lol (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 20, 12:46:56
        
        and Maggie Philbin off of Keith Chegwin's cock (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 20, 12:45:02
        
        Bollox, yes that's who I meant, not Pinochet. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 20, 12:36:42
- he's a waffling ideot (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 20, 12:28:39
- Red???? When was the last even slightly pink Labour leader? (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 20, 12:26:01
- Hope so, the bumbling young idiot (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Oct 20, 12:24:52
what is "3G" insofar as what does it do? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 20, 11:44:21
- UMTS (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 20, 12:40:03
- You get it with an iPhone (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 20, 12:24:46
- a term given for mobile signal that dunt work at football grounds (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 20, 11:58:24
  - Strangely, mine has been much better this season (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 20, 12:06:33
    - mine struggled at first but was better after half time (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 20, 12:11:42
- It's a high speed network for mobile devices. (n/m) (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Oct 20, 11:58:03
  - so, pardon my ignorance (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 20, 12:02:13
    - No, you can get 3G usb dongles for your laptop which connect to the network (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Oct 20, 12:06:06
    - Well, you've heard of "3D" fillums (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 20, 12:05:18
      - you represent clients in this manner? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 20, 12:18:51
- Faster than normal mobile signal (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 20, 11:49:24
- It's a sort of saucy underwear for lap dancers, Tombs (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 20, 11:47:16
not exactly on the same level as France's protests... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 20, 10:39:40
- i see one of the fifteen overslept (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 20, 10:44:42
- bit harsh on the fat cat, i quite like their beers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 20, 10:41:15
Happy Days no more... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 20, 10:07:10
- she hasn't has she? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 20, 10:08:37
  - No that would be Happy Days are here again (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 20, 10:11:42
    - that's very harsh fp (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 20, 10:14:33
      - it is all a bit sick really (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 20, 10:33:09
      - Harsh but fair... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 20, 10:32:28
      - Yes, she can't do any more harm now - she's just an old woman (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 20, 10:16:16
        
        I can never forgive her for what she did to our country by (n/m) (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Oct 20, 12:20:15
        
        having that little shit Mark (n/m) (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Oct 20, 12:20:58
        
        by dying now she could take a hell of a lot of attention and news coverage away from the (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 20, 10:29:42
        
        She's probably already dead, and they've kept the news on ice (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 20, 10:42:21
        
        thatcher news (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 20, 10:40:32
        
        lol, get on the phone to coallition HQ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 20, 10:34:03
        
        Maybe Dave's poisoned her (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 20, 10:30:43
        
        i wouldn't put it past Coulson to have arranged it (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 20, 10:32:10
        
        He'll have had Gideon do it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 20, 10:32:00
        
        yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 20, 10:17:42
  - I Think She's On Her Way Out (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Oct 20, 10:09:59
Thoughts on last night (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 20, 08:38:08
Fuck off Palace. (NCFC) - megson, Oct 20, 08:37:23
- People Were Actually Booing Last Night? (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Oct 20, 09:02:04
  - "Make the most of it and bugger everyone else." (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Oct 20, 09:11:50
    - This Just In From Conservative HQ... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Oct 20, 09:15:38
- terrible atmosphere (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 20, 09:01:12
  - it was more like a rugby match crowd (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 20, 09:02:54
    - You've not been to Franklins gardens or The Shed then> (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 20, 09:40:33
      - nope just twickers, newlands, Stoop, Madjeski, vicarage rd (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 20, 09:59:57
        
        Indeed, but not Franlins Gardens. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 20, 10:02:53
        
        oh thats saints isnt it? i went there when i was about 10 but cant remember what it was (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 20, 10:10:02
- Agree, the support last night was a joke you could hear a pin drop, the day (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 20, 08:51:08
  - Agreed, I'd have been fuming if I was him (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 20, 09:00:44
At the game (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 19, 21:11:19
Anyone know a good Estate Agent in the Holt area? (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 19, 16:46:46
- Yup I live in holt (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 19, 17:36:18
  - We've had a bungalow on with Watsons since Feb. (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 19, 17:44:55
    - Wh brown are v similar to that description too (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 19, 17:49:43
- Pointens (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 19, 16:50:39
- torch it (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 19, 16:49:13
  - That would solve a lot of arguements. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 19, 16:51:47
- I could do that. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 19, 16:48:42
  - was that the currency when you were growing up in the middle ages? (General Chat) - pants, Oct 19, 16:50:33
Not overly bothered about Burley baiting but I am looking forward to a rendition of (NCFC) - Pixelman, Oct 19, 12:10:23
- Used to have some fun nights in Squares with the whole place chanting that after games (n/m) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Oct 19, 12:23:44
  - "Used to have some fun nights in Squares" (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 19, 12:40:11
    - he shared a little 'FaceTime' with another lad from his office (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 19, 12:44:42
      - Crossed swords in the cludgie (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 19, 12:46:08
  - "Used to have some fun nights in Squares" (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 19, 12:32:28
    - he shared a little 'FaceTime' with another lad from his office (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 19, 12:43:58
      - Crossed swords in the cludgie. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 19, 12:46:20
  - was surprised to see that had closed down (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 12:26:13
    - 150k a year rent ... (NCFC) - meeky, Oct 19, 12:28:44
      - so just gonna sit empty and no rent paid (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 12:30:26
        
        councils hey? (NCFC) - pants, Oct 19, 13:27:04
        
        Correct. Squares and Norwegian Blue owned by the same company ... (NCFC) - meeky, Oct 19, 12:34:56
    - Most of the places down Riverside have (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Oct 19, 12:27:33
      - yeah sad to see (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 12:28:20
- My all time favourite chant. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 19, 12:21:05
  - Mine was (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 19, 12:23:55
    - Funny but I seem to remember.. (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Oct 19, 12:27:19
      - Yes (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 19, 12:34:06
So, about my iPhone 4 (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 19, 11:36:26
- Pull yer finger out then. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 19, 11:40:59
  - Maybe (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 19, 11:43:40
    - It's not radically different to the old iPhone to be honest. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 19, 11:49:16
      - And FaceTime (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 19, 12:08:42
        
        And the screen is as sharp, crystal clear as a goose. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 19, 12:39:52
        
        Yes! I used that once, to test it, with another lad in the office that's got one. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 19, 12:33:21
        
        Tis not heavily used on our network either. Thankfully. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 19, 12:36:35
        
        I'm still pissed off I led the project to introduce them here but didn't get a freebie (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 19, 12:23:24
      - I thought that if you put your thumb in the wrong place you lose your signal? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 19, 11:52:29
        
        Well, there was a degree of frothing about that (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 19, 11:55:39
        
        AB, the Subsidy King (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 19, 11:58:27
        
        and a pound a day from having a dog (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 19, 12:03:15
        
        There's a subsidised cafe at our Mancs office too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 19, 11:59:43
    - you ain't in your 60s tho (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 11:47:25
- you should (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 11:37:34
swansea vs qpr coventry vs cardiff (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 11:12:17
- way too early to really care I think. Just keep picking up (NCFC) - Pixelman, Oct 19, 12:13:09
- Draws all round so we gain 2 on each (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 19, 11:16:49
  - yeah that's the best result (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 11:17:54
Leeds United a grade A+ game! (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Oct 18, 18:27:01
- most expensive away ground - carrow road? (NCFC) - ingi, Oct 18, 18:38:48
  - Ipswich charged them ?39 (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 18, 19:34:50
I wonder if there will be a George Burley song tomorrow. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 18, 13:50:06
- I hear the drums echoing tonight (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 18, 14:30:14
  - As sung by tJudy Garlands litte dog in Kansas (n/m) (NCFC) - trustsec, Oct 18, 16:35:26
  - No good (NCFC) - Old Man, Oct 18, 14:30:44
- What about 'George you're on my mind?' (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 18, 14:21:41
  - I am kurious George (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Oct 18, 14:29:52
    - Woop - a Fall reference. Ku, and indeed, dos (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Oct 18, 14:30:12
- How about (NCFC) - Old Man, Oct 18, 14:13:48
  - Mine... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 18, 14:23:46
    - Grandma we love you, Burley's a cunt; You are such a friend to me, he's such a twat (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Oct 18, 14:27:30
      - Doesn't scan. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 18, 14:28:13
        
        Fair point. That rhoyme ok though duntit darlin' (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Oct 18, 14:29:55
        
        Djiss (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 18, 14:36:00
- There's a circus in larndan taaarn, larndan taarn (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 18, 14:10:08
- Chapelfield Fair is in town, George Burley is doing the dog and pony show (NCFC) - pants, Oct 18, 14:00:24
  - What's the tune? (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Oct 18, 14:02:11
    - Fine Day by Miss Jane (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 18, 14:38:19
    - Take Your Carriage Clock And Shove It , by Belle and Sebastian (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 18, 14:03:42
- There's a really clever one. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 18, 13:54:04
  - is george burley in command of crystal palaces now? (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 18, 13:55:31
- There will be 9 (NINE) of them. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 18, 13:52:18
poor blackpool, lino was wrong there. really enjoying watching blackpool (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Oct 17, 17:18:14
- and NOW they get a goal against when it shouldnt have been (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Oct 17, 17:25:39
  - Good old Man C, you get what you pay for in this life! (n/m) (Other Football) - HoofinHughes, Oct 17, 17:26:37
- Was very tight, fractionally off maybe? I can see why he gave it though. (Other Football) - megson, Oct 17, 17:24:15
  - if you dont touch the ball then you arent active according to the silly rules (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Oct 17, 17:31:30
    - oh ar, good point. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Oct 17, 17:40:17
- Here's David Silva (Other Football) - pants, Oct 17, 17:21:49
  - that goal may have been the definition of scrappy. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Oct 17, 17:25:30
  - still 26 left (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 17, 17:22:26
    - ahem! (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 17, 17:24:38
      - 22 (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 17, 17:25:47
        
        lol liga comes on (Other Football) - pants, Oct 17, 17:29:38
        
        More like that lazy oaf Adebayor went off (n/m) (Other Football) - HoofinHughes, Oct 17, 17:30:42
        
        benny addict (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 17, 17:32:30
        
        I see how this works (Other Football) - The Judge, Oct 17, 17:35:59
        
        You get used to it Judge, more people are starting to see it now though which is good (Other Football) - HoofinHughes, Oct 17, 17:39:45
        
        I think I've counted around a dozen posters (Other Football) - The Judge, Oct 17, 17:43:46
        
        That's a good week for him! (n/m) (Other Football) - HoofinHughes, Oct 17, 17:52:21
        
        LOL (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 17, 17:54:34
        
        benny addict (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 17, 17:53:41
        
        David Silva (Other Football) - pants, Oct 17, 17:50:40
        
        benny addict (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 17, 17:40:31
        
        Q.E.D. (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 17, 17:39:43
        
        yeah that was a great header (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 17, 17:30:06
        
        tennis shoes (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 17, 17:31:50
out of the top 7, the other 6 teams are all playing each other on tuesday (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Oct 17, 17:12:02
- was delighted to still be in 3rd yesterday (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 17, 17:13:23
  - indeed, was pleased to get a draw at loftus road. (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Oct 17, 17:17:12
The big soceity.... who needs police when you have a wrestler! (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 15, 12:23:56
- Good lord, WHITE socks!!!! He's a schmo (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 15, 12:59:56
From the Guardian (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Oct 15, 09:57:32
- i was laughing more at "tea time" (Other Football) - Tombs, Oct 15, 10:00:39
  - plus it would be next week before they were actually docked 9 points (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Oct 15, 10:28:18
- I would love it (Other Football) - duke of york, Oct 15, 09:59:30
FAO Old Git (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 14, 19:12:10
- Seen this one (General Chat) - pants, Oct 14, 19:50:05
- potentially very handy (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 19:19:34
  - Or a bitter ex wife ........ (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 14, 19:55:31
  - well if they do, the done over lawyer can just pay ?299 to get their name removed (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 14, 19:27:20
    - that sounds suspiciously close to extorsion (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 20:14:15
      - ^^^^ wondering if I can set up a similar website here and make a fortune (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 20:21:22
    - not enough (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 14, 19:28:08
      - Gittie'll be on the list somewhere anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 14, 19:38:02
        
        he probably started it! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 14, 19:41:59
        
        shit - is that libel? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 14, 19:42:38
        
        No, it's Sugs (General Chat) - pants, Oct 14, 19:50:47
        
        phew, good ole sugs (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 14, 19:53:16
eBay tech help required (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 6, 11:07:41
- that reminds me... (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 6, 11:10:50