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Just realised its nearly 11 and he's done bugger all so far (NCFC) - megson, Jun 30, 10:53:10
I'm particularly enjoying (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 30, 10:38:58
- haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 30, 10:42:10
- what like (General Chat) - megson, Jun 30, 10:40:46
  - no you're not (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 30, 10:41:28
    - no no its just me now (General Chat) - megson, Jun 30, 10:42:31
      - we're together now (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 30, 10:43:52
        
        Damn, somebody let tombs in (General Chat) - megson, Jun 30, 10:45:42
        
        i was looking for cheese (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 30, 10:46:44
        
        Tombs out (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 30, 10:46:19
        
        i shall not, i shall not be moved (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 30, 10:48:25
        
        You've gone (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 30, 10:52:54
        
        You've gone (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 30, 10:51:24
        
        Shhh (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 30, 10:52:42
        
        just me and Tomby now (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 30, 10:51:15
        
        none of you are hear and I'm just talking to myself (General Chat) - megson, Jun 30, 10:54:38
        
        *here* (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 30, 10:56:44
        
        *here* (normal service resumed) (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 30, 10:55:48
        
        Tent! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 30, 10:53:32
        
        so that's where you've disappeared to... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 30, 10:54:21
        
        half price in millets now (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 30, 10:56:30
FAO anyone who can realistically look at this situation (NCFC) - Yellow Ice, Jun 30, 10:25:28
- Shitloads! (NCFC) - Small, Jun 30, 10:28:58
- If Cullum doesnt invest (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 30, 10:28:40
- Jesus christ on a bike (with all the orphans in a pull-along behind) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 10:27:51
  - I CANT' I HAVE NO PATIENCE!!!! (NCFC) - megson, Jun 30, 10:30:41
    - *drawer (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 10:31:24
      - is it? thanks for that (NCFC) - megson, Jun 30, 10:35:10
        
        and 'arse over tit' (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 30, 10:37:32
        
        All mouth and NO trousers (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 30, 10:37:29
        
        See i Disagree with you there (NCFC) - megson, Jun 30, 10:39:31
        
        Well well (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 30, 10:44:48
        
        OH GET IN YOU BEAUTY!!!!!! Forget Cullum this is todays BIG Story! (NCFC) - megson, Jun 30, 10:47:30
        
        megson mugs off old git in idiom wonder victory (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 30, 10:50:06
        
        Old Git uses well known metropolitan variation of Dirty Northern phrase (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 30, 10:52:27
        
        Man bites dog (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 30, 10:59:12
        
        ALL MOUTH AND TROUSERS (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jun 30, 10:43:20
        
        i thought you delibrately got that wrong... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 30, 10:41:43
        
        I'm convinced its right, honestly! (NCFC) - megson, Jun 30, 10:43:24
        
        fur coat, no knickers (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 30, 10:45:13
        
        Fur coat, no knickers (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 30, 10:49:13
        
        If only I could persuade Mrs CC to try that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jun 30, 10:47:34
        
        Just buy her the fur coat, Johnny, and you'd be amazed what she would do (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 30, 10:51:35
        
        You've clearly never met Mrs CC...... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jun 30, 10:56:40
        
        PS I will get round to sending you the Sibbo this week. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jun 30, 10:57:17
        
        chuckle, Fur coat and just knickers (and Bra) may be more fun. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 30, 10:49:18
        
        No Trousers No Future (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 30, 10:45:11
      - *can't (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 30, 10:34:28
  - well we had piss all in January and havent sold anyone (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 30, 10:29:22
Here's what I think (NCFC) - Mr Creosote, Jun 30, 10:13:38
- possibly (NCFC) - Firstnews, Jun 30, 10:32:08
  - What a shame it has to be a competition, and we couldn't have more than 1 investor (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 30, 10:34:09
    - Yeah but (NCFC) - Mr Creosote, Jun 30, 10:44:26
    - and if they want control too? thumb war to see the winner (n/m) (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Jun 30, 10:36:40
    - Nobody invests in championship clubs... according to NCFC (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 30, 10:34:54
      - well do they? 'invest' suggests no expectation of return (NCFC) - megson, Jun 30, 10:37:33
        
        well Ipswich and Norwich seem to have some investment being offered? (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 30, 10:42:40
        
        its a pedantic point, but is evans 'investing' in the truest sense? (NCFC) - megson, Jun 30, 10:44:23
        
        well, they have a hell of a lot more money to spend on players than us at the moment (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 30, 10:46:43
        
        Yes more than likely. But then I suppsoe if you get there do you mind? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 30, 10:49:54
        
        not really, and I think it is get there and stay there before the rape occurs (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 30, 11:03:43
- I just think the amount he's talking about ws cleverly thought through... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 30, 10:22:52
- i agree (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 30, 10:18:38
- Re: I don't think we know enough to take sides - yet. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jun 30, 10:18:21
  - Why has Cullum spoken out now? (NCFC) - Mr Creosote, Jun 30, 10:25:54
    - we stayed up. He probably didnty want to speak out during the relegation battle (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 30, 10:44:15
    - Pre-season with fans clamouring for new signings (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 30, 10:32:15
    - We didn't get relegated (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 30, 10:30:01
      - Dunno (NCFC) - Mr Creosote, Jun 30, 10:31:24
        
        Could be (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 30, 10:34:39
        
        oh (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 30, 10:33:08
    - He freed his cash in the last couple of months...... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jun 30, 10:27:51
      - Yeah but (NCFC) - Mr Creosote, Jun 30, 10:31:56
        
        didnt want to upset the apple cart in the middle of a relegation battle (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 30, 10:45:17
  - Quite right. Just see below re: gifthorses. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 10:22:05
  - "to take sides". Where's the conflict? Already there is a fall-out between the parties, (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 30, 10:21:53
    - I mean this is what the statement is intended to do. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jun 30, 10:24:58
- Delia + Munby + Doncaster Et Al = absolutely ZERO ambition for this club (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 30, 10:17:59
  - When did Doncaster admit that? (NCFC) - Small, Jun 30, 10:34:36
    - ... (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 30, 10:35:21
      - YOu can go for success or run for the benefit of the community (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 30, 10:38:16
  - OTT (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 30, 10:18:34
    - Really... I don't think so (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 30, 10:21:57
      - That quote doesn't support your argument at all (n/m) (NCFC) - scruffy, Jun 30, 10:34:05
        
        It shows a that our club is run for the benefit of the community (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 30, 10:37:10
        
        Signing of Ashton (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 30, 10:39:45
        
        With Parachute Payment money? and too late. Why is that ambitious? (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 30, 10:41:42
        
        *what you do - and let me add we don't even take the middle ground here (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 30, 10:39:36
Anyone worried that this might put an wedge between board and fans and maybe managament? (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter81, Jun 30, 09:36:52
- Zoiks! (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 30, 09:52:29
  - If Arizona Bay drove his car onto the pitch and parked in front of the directors' box (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 30, 09:54:30
    - aston martin lagonda? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 30, 09:55:50
      - Nope (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 30, 09:58:49
        
        cryptic (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 30, 10:04:06
        
        nope thats a skoda 1.8 TDI (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 30, 10:38:13
- Anybody thinking this might put a wodge into the transfer fund? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 30, 09:51:07
- Which is exactly what it is intended to do. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jun 30, 09:46:06
  - How do you think he's been affected by the credit clump? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jun 30, 09:52:50
    - he's ok i think (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 30, 10:36:12
    - According to the Sunday Times Rich List...... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jun 30, 10:06:14
    - It will have knocked a bit of value off his business for sure (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jun 30, 09:59:59
  - And it may not be an unreasonable thing to do (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 09:50:44
- We dont know really whats going on. All to be made clear soon. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jun 30, 09:39:30
- Looks pretty certain that it's gonna get messy (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 09:38:45
- It might well do (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Jun 30, 09:38:08
  - I think you may be right, and we really don't need it (NCFC) - megson, Jun 30, 09:39:30
    - At the moment it is all a bit of business jostling for the best position on both sides... (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Jun 30, 09:44:59
Morning Ladeez (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jun 30, 09:32:31
- Oh for heavens sake (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Jun 30, 09:54:19
  - How can you describe the offer as a "gifthorse" when you know almost exactly nothing about (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 10:10:56
    - ?20m pumped in by a guy as rich as Cullum IS a gifthorse (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Jun 30, 10:13:56
      - Is it balls...... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jun 30, 10:22:37
  - To play devils advocate, was october the right time for this? (NCFC) - megson, Jun 30, 10:04:12
    - I'd say it was the perfect time, actually (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Jun 30, 10:08:10
      - Maybe we could have afforded the extra 250K for Taylor at the start of January (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 30, 10:11:23
        
        or maybe we wouldn't have even been aware of him (NCFC) - megson, Jun 30, 10:17:13
        
        Bollocks we had ffuck all cash - its pretty damn obvious by our lack of spending. (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 30, 10:20:33
        
        Yes I agree we had no money, I won't argue that, and Yes we needed more. (NCFC) - megson, Jun 30, 10:27:26
    - what investment? (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 30, 10:05:34
      - Its not jsut investment though is it? Its a wholesale change to the board. (NCFC) - megson, Jun 30, 10:10:32
        
        Thankfully we stayed up anyway (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 30, 10:12:40
        
        Yes, yes we did, I don't disagree at all. (NCFC) - megson, Jun 30, 10:19:27
      - *What, Investment? (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 30, 10:07:13
    - October was exactly the right time... (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 30, 10:05:34
      - He may also have been waiting to see if we got relegated (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 30, 10:11:32
        
        He said himself that League One would be unimaginable... (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 30, 10:13:55
        
        White man speak with forked tongue (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 30, 10:14:26
        
        racist (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 30, 10:17:35
        
        forkist (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 30, 10:19:05
  - Totally agree. But... (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 30, 10:00:25
    - Yes, I agree with all that. How could I not? (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Jun 30, 10:04:18
      - i really don't think they are (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 30, 10:19:29
  - Great post. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 30, 10:00:18
- not surprised he wants contyrol Jayson (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 30, 09:39:34
  - and my final point (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jun 30, 09:48:57
    - absolute bullshit... (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 30, 10:03:09
    - Well... (NCFC) - Mr Creosote, Jun 30, 10:00:25
    - If he feels the club is badly run (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 09:55:38
      - I think waghorn has hit the proverbial nail... (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Jun 30, 10:01:47
        
        and I trhought he was a fan - so happily he is looking at putting it in us (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 30, 10:03:41
        
        Feck me painters in luv..I'm just stating where the extra money may have come from (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Jun 30, 10:08:40
      - Agreed (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 30, 10:01:01
        
        In theory, she would still have a 25% share in the club... (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 30, 10:09:01
- Possibly, but then if they get the deal resolved quickly (NCFC) - megson, Jun 30, 09:37:13
  - He obviously feels he has no choice which suggests the club are not receptive to his offer (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Jun 30, 09:43:44
- agree with that, mostly (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 09:36:06
- Who has ever invested anything anywhere with "no strings attatched" (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jun 30, 09:35:01
  - Any real football fan (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jun 30, 09:41:08
    - The clue is in the word "loan" (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 30, 09:49:47
    - With match tickets shirley you et a return on...maybe not resultwise (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Jun 30, 09:47:48
    - Erm ?20m is more than double ?2m and I read that as being on top of buying the shares (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Jun 30, 09:44:39
      - if you read the article (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jun 30, 10:16:39
        
        I read it the other way (NCFC) - Mr Creosote, Jun 30, 10:21:15
      - Suspect you're reading that wrongly. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 09:46:36
        
        Ok maybe I am but then i guess the question is (NCFC) - Jim, Jun 30, 09:53:39
  - thick (n/m) (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jun 30, 09:35:08
    - You forget, Jason is a bit thick (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Jun 30, 09:47:36
Going to be doing very little work today inbetween checking net for news (NCFC) - megson, Jun 30, 09:19:17
- Sob sob sob (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 30, 09:19:55
Is the time wrong on posts? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 30, 09:09:01
- Yes, it is - seems to be 6 hours behind (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 30, 09:14:20
  - Take that Dubya! Time back to good ol' BST (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 30, 09:56:52
  - What are you on about? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 09:16:40
    - How odd - yours is 03:16 on mine... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 30, 09:22:51
    - yours is at 3:16 on mine. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 30, 09:20:12
      - Hmmmm... it's 3.20 in the morning. I'm going back to bed. (n/m) (General Chat) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 30, 09:22:37
      - its the middle of the night (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 30, 09:22:11
        
        what you mean I'll wake up soon, get the EDp and the headline will scream..... (General Chat) - megson, Jun 30, 09:27:44
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 30, 09:11:57
Clever move by Cullum, obviously keen so has put a little pressure on (NCFC) - megson, Jun 30, 07:53:45
- I think you may be right Megs, can't see any other reason to blab to the local rag. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 30, 08:21:41
2 more rumours off pinkun (NCFC) - megson, Jun 27, 16:45:26
- Did these rumours come from a chap called 'Good News Gordon'? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jun 27, 16:47:02
- *Gregorz (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jun 27, 16:46:45
  - **Grzegorz (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Jun 27, 16:52:50
    - Correct (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jun 27, 16:54:47
      - And, in case you're interested, (NCFC) - King, Jun 27, 16:56:50
        
        see? Gregor. Easier all round. (NCFC) - megson, Jun 27, 16:57:59
        
        I'd have thought some butchered form of the name was more likely' (NCFC) - King, Jun 27, 17:01:35
        
        "Gregger Rashicks" (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 17:03:38
        
        If only we could sign Bastian Schweinsteiger (NCFC) - King, Jun 27, 17:04:48
        
        Wasn't interested (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jun 27, 16:57:17
  - Nah, Gregor, just sounds better. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 27, 16:48:28
Big Brother, seriously, give it a rest for a year or two. (General Chat) - megson, Jun 27, 16:12:02
- They are a fairly ordinary bunch this year (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 27, 17:06:46
- It used to be fun but I think it's run out of ideas this year, although I rather like Jen. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 27, 16:46:13
  - There we go, I say it's run out of ideas yet I still watch. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 27, 16:46:33
- My philosophy is that it's not difficult to ignore (General Chat) - King, Jun 27, 16:25:03
- if you don't like it (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 27, 16:19:31
  - which I clearly said I dont (General Chat) - megson, Jun 27, 16:21:40
    - True, I used to like it. When it got a bit ott, I watched the live feeds a bit (General Chat) - pants, Jun 27, 16:40:07
      - much better put (General Chat) - megson, Jun 27, 16:41:56
        
        One thing I'll still watch, is big brothers big mouth (General Chat) - pants, Jun 27, 17:35:27
Much MUCH better from Martin (NCFC) - megson, Jun 27, 15:51:37
Press conference at 4:45pm (NCFC) - NeilDoncaster, Jun 27, 15:49:12
- Creten. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jun 27, 16:57:31
- I think if their isn't one (which there wont be) you will be the first on my ignore list. (NCFC) - Drurys Left Nut, Jun 27, 16:13:38
- The Chronicles of NeilDoncaster (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 27, 16:01:37
- ..and quite possibly last# (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 27, 16:01:16
  - Buh bye (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 27, 16:51:06
- nothing on official site also note that Croft hasnt gone... (NCFC) - loz, Jun 27, 15:59:53
  - I was lieing about the rest (NCFC) - NeilDoncaster, Jun 27, 16:11:21
    - Now on ignore. (NCFC) - Drurys Left Nut, Jun 27, 16:17:54
    - p*** off binner n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jun 27, 16:13:44
    - twit (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 27, 16:12:39
- liar (n/m) (NCFC) - Drurys Left Nut, Jun 27, 15:57:51
- Can we here it on Radio Norfolk? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 27, 15:51:17
  - *hear* (NCFC) - megson, Jun 27, 16:15:01
    - you did see why I said 'here' didn't you?... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 27, 16:16:25
      - No, I just jumped on the chance to Pedant. (NCFC) - megson, Jun 27, 16:22:43
        
        oh dear. Are you related to CB41?... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 27, 16:26:21
        
        *penny drops loudly* (NCFC) - megson, Jun 27, 16:29:24
        
        two quick four me, that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 27, 16:31:25
        
        ah see, I get that 1. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 27, 16:32:47
        
        *too* (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 27, 16:30:43
        
        normal service resumed (NCFC) - megson, Jun 27, 16:32:28
        
        haha - I thought you were giving us the 'rightbackatya' post... obviously not! lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 27, 16:33:16
  - half 8 (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 27, 16:07:04
Peter Grant on Skysports News (Other Football) - theox, Jun 27, 15:28:22
- Well he did work at Reading and West ham as one for about 10 years didn't he? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 27, 15:33:00
  - OK, I'll rephrase (Other Football) - theox, Jun 27, 15:41:39
  - Yep and should have stayed one, good caches do not make good managers (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 27, 15:39:21
- ^^^ (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 15:32:13
- I was led to believe he was a very good coach. (Other Football) - CB41, Jun 27, 15:30:27
  - is a good question but a separate issue (Other Football) - megson, Jun 27, 15:35:55
    - Avram Grant was the other (another?) (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jun 27, 15:38:27
      - I think he meant our very own GR (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 27, 15:39:56
        
        Actually No, Avram was the other I was thinking of (Other Football) - megson, Jun 27, 15:48:37
Danny Haynes, anyone? (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 27, 13:14:49
- This is going to be the shortest lecture in history... (NCFC) - pieman63, Jun 27, 13:20:59
Pleasant folk, eh. (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 27, 12:30:02
- er i think the point pants, might be the cheering crowd. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 27, 13:49:20
  - True, I'm sure I've heard jingoistic Bush speeches about bombings which have had (General Chat) - pants, Jun 27, 13:55:23
- I know, 14 people (General Chat) - pants, Jun 27, 12:38:21
Nice one Sir Trev (Other Football) - megson, Jun 27, 12:02:06
Well done Hoolie (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 27, 11:26:04
- he missed the area, but does he have a family? (NCFC) - megson, Jun 27, 11:30:42
  - he doesn't (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 27, 11:31:46
    - Isn't his future father-in-law a binner? (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 27, 11:33:16
      - don't think so (NCFC) - double hipness, Jun 27, 11:40:22
        
        Have you been stalking him? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 27, 11:41:36
        
        hardly a secret if you live on the Fylde (n/m) (NCFC) - double hipness, Jun 27, 11:43:10
        
        I was reading an article in t Grauniad about (NCFC) - CB41, Jun 27, 11:46:30
        
        really? (NCFC) - double hipness, Jun 27, 12:04:13
        
        Oh. Can we please stop posting rumours regarding people's private lives? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 27, 11:46:11
      - I (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 27, 11:35:01
        
        Is that because your comin straight outta Clacton? (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 27, 11:40:57
        
        I forwarded that on to my former colleagues in Essex yesterday (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 27, 11:45:15
        
        Spread the wealth. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 27, 11:50:15
        
        oh no not again (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 27, 11:44:49
        
        ? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 27, 11:45:30
    - chuckle (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 27, 11:33:09
- 57 seconds late (but more comprehensive) (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 27, 11:27:41
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 27, 11:27:26
"I have got round this by e-mail" (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 27, 11:01:13
- I'd love it if the e-mail read... (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 27, 11:08:08
  - i got it by text (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 27, 11:10:35
    - Or, type it into an email? (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 27, 11:20:16
      - except i don't have access to my personal email account while i'm at work (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 27, 11:23:01
        
        haha (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 27, 11:23:15
    - 8008135 (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 27, 11:16:38
      - ... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 27, 11:21:35
    - 07751234567 (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 27, 11:11:13
      - mugson? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 27, 11:19:55
        
        try the number (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 27, 11:21:38
        
        indeedson (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 27, 11:23:03
        
        if it does ring, that's a hell of number to have! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 27, 11:33:32
For the benefit of Berlin.....name droppping top 10. (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Jun 27, 10:39:57
- In the 70's I had a beer with Lemmy.... (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 27, 12:48:16
- ^^^^^ ied's dream message thread (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 27, 11:30:10
  - and XXL's (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 27, 11:31:56
    - Daryl Sutch. Gary Holt, Andrew Cave Brown, Adam Drury (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 27, 11:32:49
- Ummm (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 27, 11:27:28
  - " ... had to explain to some hot blonde bimbo who he was ..." (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 11:45:50
  - When you interview that prick lawrenson, remind him of his own goal against us in front of (General Chat) - pants, Jun 27, 11:31:17
    - Not going to happen (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 27, 11:31:56
      - pot, kettle, black... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 27, 11:33:51
        
        Same height as me (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 27, 11:35:11
  - Some more: (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 27, 11:30:39
    - he was in the same resort as me corfu 1998, he was there with lyndsay dawn mckenzie (General Chat) - pants, Jun 27, 11:41:19
      - Juggarnorks! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 27, 11:43:53
    - ^^^^ see! Told you! (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 27, 11:31:00
      - Heard Alan Green moaning away in the 5 live sport office too (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 27, 11:32:17
  - Danone (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 27, 11:29:39
  - Liam Gallagher travels pleb class on trains? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 27, 11:29:11
    - Liam Gallagher sits next to ied all the way to Plymouth without smacking him in the mouth? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 27, 11:32:43
      - I had a nice conversation with him (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 27, 11:33:33
        
        what did you talk about? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 27, 11:34:53
        
        Oasis, Manchester City (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 27, 11:35:26
        
        go on then, give us a rough account, i'm guessing (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 27, 11:40:37
    - It was First Class (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 27, 11:31:18
      - It's because he's rock and roll (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 27, 11:31:56
      - And you had a first class ticket because.....? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 27, 11:31:53
        
        Dad used to work on the railways (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 27, 11:33:08
        
        daddy (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 27, 11:33:03
- I saw Roger Munby in a service station on the M62 once (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 27, 11:25:10
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 27, 11:29:53
- I once shagged Marilyn Monroe (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 27, 11:10:53
  - I once worked for someone whose father photographed her (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 27, 11:31:08
- Brian Moore (the rugby player) at work/the office next door! (General Chat) - DICKY, Jun 27, 11:05:27
  - Actually - the best place is the RCJ - you ALWAYS see celebrities there! (n/m) (General Chat) - DICKY, Jun 27, 11:10:50
- I saw Matt Le Tissier on my first day working at Gatwick Airport. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 27, 11:03:24
- met Andy Sinton's sister-in-law once. On holidays in Spain. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 27, 11:03:17
- that little scouse bird off of Watching (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 27, 11:01:16
  - I forgot - Bobby Gillespie as well, at Farringdon (n/m) (General Chat) - DICKY, Jun 27, 11:07:04
  - oh and Rory McGrath but he's a fat bearded twat that's always round Cambridge's pubs (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 27, 11:05:40
    - though the best for me, was Stephen Hawkins in Frankie & Bennie at the next table to me (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 27, 11:07:30
- cant believe that he mentioned ian rush in florida before noel gallagher at kings cross (General Chat) - samcd84, Jun 27, 11:00:18
- I was nearly run over by Ginger Baker whilst crossing the Kings Road. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 27, 10:59:33
  - I’ve met Cofi Baker – his son (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jun 27, 11:15:51
- Still not sure why you think I'm name dropping (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 27, 10:57:16
  - stop name dropping (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 27, 10:59:27
- Dean Ashton on Easyjet (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 27, 10:55:59
  - did he look a bit, well, you know... (General Chat) - Lol Morgan, Jun 27, 11:02:45
- Saw Elvis once, working behind the counter at The Grovesnor Fish Bar. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 27, 10:55:15
  - Hair..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jun 27, 10:58:11
- Kerry Dixon bought be my first pint. In Grimsby. (n/m) (General Chat) - theguru, Jun 27, 10:54:23
  - Oh and I walked into Alice Cooper in Oxford Circus tube station. He was orange. (n/m) (General Chat) - theguru, Jun 27, 11:05:20
- Spilt vodka and coke over Sara Cox's breasticles...... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jun 27, 10:53:40
- I haven't seen anyone. Ever (n/m) (General Chat) - Drurys Left Nut, Jun 27, 10:51:15
- Jerry Goss in Beccles Woolies. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 27, 10:46:38
  - oh and was on the same plane as ray parlour in 98 (General Chat) - megson, Jun 27, 10:53:39
- I once saw the Queen (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 27, 10:46:14
  - The Queen drove down our street once, she waved but I didn't (General Chat) - double hipness, Jun 27, 10:50:19
    - is that Yarmouth ? (n/m) (General Chat) - south, Jun 27, 11:50:53
      - Yes, Yarmouth Way in fact (n/m) (General Chat) - double hipness, Jun 27, 12:05:00
- Met Martin Peters in the Radio Norfolk studio at Carrow Road once... (General Chat) - Brom, Jun 27, 10:45:22
  - Crikey, (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 27, 10:46:53
    - Good Lord (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 27, 10:49:06
- Ian Rush at Typhoon Lagoon in Florida (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Jun 27, 10:43:02
- I got stuck in a traffic jam near the imperial war museum and in the back of a big black (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 27, 10:42:58
  - That wins it for me so far. (n/m) (General Chat) - Drurys Left Nut, Jun 27, 10:44:18
- Charlie off of Casualty pissed up in the lounge of the Hotel Nelson. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 10:42:29
  - I once saw Lemmy in a pub in Stoke Newington (General Chat) - double hipness, Jun 27, 10:43:36
    - Shook Lemmy's hand in a club in that London once (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 27, 10:59:16
      - where was the other hand? (n/m) (General Chat) - double hipness, Jun 27, 11:00:34
        
        Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 27, 11:01:41
    - You win some, lose some... (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 27, 10:51:30
      - Tesco Harford Bridges (General Chat) - south, Jun 27, 11:49:52
Commentators... (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jun 27, 10:19:46
- THey are mostly shit, the good ones are the lesser names who only get minor games. (Other Football) - jafski, Jun 27, 10:22:39
  - The BBC had that during the '06 World Cup. You could choose between BBC1 commentary, Five (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 10:33:32
    - it's a ploy by the TV manufacturers and electrical retailers (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jun 27, 10:35:55
      - I did that a couple of months ago, haven't they heard? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 10:38:06
        
        and if you kick it in again? (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jun 27, 10:53:07
        
        No worries on that front until 2010 at the earliest. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 11:05:26
    - Host broadcaster not supplying the sound? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Jun 27, 10:34:32
      - Could be that. Hadn't thought of that. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 10:35:16
  - I'd use that, pretty much all of them hack me off. (Other Football) - megson, Jun 27, 10:27:28
- Stop name dropping? (n/m) (Other Football) - capecodcarman, Jun 27, 10:21:58
  - ?? (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jun 27, 10:27:41
  - Name dropping is a terrible trait. (Other Football) - tudders, Jun 27, 10:23:59
    - Did you share a Mars bar? (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Jun 27, 10:59:21
These investment rumours, I think there is something in them. (NCFC) - megson, Jun 27, 09:25:14
- multi-layered wind-up? (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 27, 09:43:03
  - yeah, which has limited the excitement somewhat. (NCFC) - megson, Jun 27, 09:47:31
    - ... and then ejaculated it all over the pink 'un messageboard ... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 09:49:06
      - well not really. Those he has sent it to have said nothing (NCFC) - megson, Jun 27, 09:59:35
      - It is somewhat of a powertrip - if it's true he knows we'll forget him (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 27, 09:53:37
- I think you're right (n/m) (NCFC) - theguru, Jun 27, 09:33:59
NCFC on the Web Awards (NCFC) - theguru, Jun 27, 09:18:37
- ok then... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 27, 09:36:19
  - Megson agrees with most of blindas points (NCFC) - megson, Jun 27, 09:43:23
Terry Shedingham (Other Football) - Mr Creosote, Jun 26, 20:23:42
- have a look at this if your a facebooker.... (Other Football) - moomoo, Jun 26, 20:28:33
  - Funnily enough (Other Football) - Mr Creosote, Jun 26, 20:32:50
- damn too late, nice one David. (Other Football) - megson, Jun 26, 20:25:15
- hahaha (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 26, 20:24:09
Ok, a bit gay, but to the tune of Gimme Gimme Gimme... (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 26, 16:07:46
- good, 1st and 3rd line dunt scan do they? (NCFC) - megson, Jun 26, 16:08:41
  - it do, try this... (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 26, 16:10:36
Great move to get rid of Lewis (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jun 26, 15:57:29
- Hello Glen is Barry here (NCFC) - megson, Jun 26, 16:06:25
  - *its* (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 26, 16:07:31
- but Lewis would never have got a game ahead of Marshall would he? (NCFC) - double hipness, Jun 26, 16:01:31
- "We needed the money" (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 26, 16:00:22
- he wouldn't get first team apps tho, just like gilks (n/m) (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jun 26, 15:59:44
- perhaps he rates rudd better (n/m) (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Jun 26, 15:59:39
Possibly one of the funniest football headlines ever? (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Jun 26, 15:56:57
- is this one!! (Other Football) - megson, Jun 26, 15:57:10
  - KEVIN LISBIE!!!!!!!!!!!! (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 26, 16:06:02
    - That would be Kevin more goals than anyone at carrow last season Lisbie (Other Football) - pants, Jun 26, 16:16:42
      - ouch! (Other Football) - camcan, Jun 26, 16:19:59
        
        I guess so, can add Iwelumo too (Other Football) - pants, Jun 26, 16:23:27
        
        Charlton really spunked their parachute payments last season (Other Football) - camcan, Jun 26, 16:26:32
    - I've never, ever wanted the scum to sign a player as much as this. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Jun 26, 16:14:13
      - Yes, but he'll be really good for Ipswitch - bound to be. Natural order of things. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 16:22:37
        
        aye probably, but if they are the only ones he gets all season I can take it, (Other Football) - megson, Jun 26, 16:33:22
        
        no because he's already used up his local revenge streak (Other Football) - camcan, Jun 26, 16:27:17
        
        I remember this theory being shot to pieces about ex ippos scoring against us (Other Football) - pants, Jun 26, 16:25:06
    - I haven't even read it yet, the headline alone was good, (Other Football) - megson, Jun 26, 16:07:23
no sign of Malaise for murray so far (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 15:38:09
an attempt to improve on souths earlier effort (NCFC) - megson, Jun 26, 15:33:25
To the tune of Popeye the sailorman... (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 26, 15:25:51
- V good (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 26, 15:31:43
  - ok then, this but need help on line 2 (NCFC) - moomoo, Jun 26, 15:37:56
    - He always gets by his man (NCFC) - megson, Jun 26, 15:39:46
      - makes line 2 sounds a little bit elton john (wink wink)?? (n/m) (NCFC) - moomoo, Jun 26, 15:40:39
        
        hmm, "gets past"? take your point. "He always gets too the line" mebbe? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 26, 15:42:07
      - actually, I really like that. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 26, 15:40:11
        
        actually singing it - i do too now.... (NCFC) - moomoo, Jun 26, 15:41:39
        
        I hope so, we've lacked a decent song since saffers fucked off. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 26, 15:43:08
        
        I still think "he smashes up caravans" is better and not racist he did dewit dinnee? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 26, 15:46:15
        
        True, slightly too close to the knuckle perhaps? (NCFC) - megson, Jun 26, 15:50:51
        
        fair doos. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 26, 15:59:17
        
        me too. singing it now. because I'm a bit crap. (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 26, 15:41:25
  - thought it was a pile of racist wank (n/m) (NCFC) - McGonicle, Jun 26, 15:34:40
    - Are pikeys a race? But otherwise, yes it was a pile of wank. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 26, 15:37:34
    - It would go well with our new crypto-fascist away kit (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 26, 15:36:06
      - smeg and the heads (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 26, 15:46:02
Our midfield's starting to look mightily tidy, wouldn't you agree? (NCFC) - Clipper, Jun 26, 14:34:14
- You forgot Matty Patty (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 26, 14:50:31
  - Ah! Of course. My bad! (n/m) (NCFC) - Clipper, Jun 26, 14:53:51
- A wealth of midfielders (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 26, 14:44:38
  - Striker please. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jun 26, 15:00:32
  - except that this time, possibly, they actually are. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 26, 14:49:06
    - Possibly (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 26, 14:55:57
      - I present (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 26, 14:56:44
        
        i'll follow that up (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 26, 14:59:39
        
        True. (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 26, 14:58:33
        
        I wish I could remember that? (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 26, 15:33:39
        
        It was a long time ago, so it may not've been you (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 26, 15:38:22
        
        Anyway, I'll be a bit more restrained this time round... (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 26, 15:36:31
        
        very true, i'm still gonna be excited though (NCFC) - megson, Jun 26, 15:01:38
        
        blimey, you've only been married 5 minutes... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 26, 15:03:41
        
        behave, i'm talking football. Sex is good i grant you (NCFC) - megson, Jun 26, 15:05:08
        
        that'd be Dog as he's now known (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 26, 15:00:29
        
        That's 'dog' that is (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 26, 14:59:38
- healthy, healthy competition (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jun 26, 14:38:13
- Add into that also I reckon Gibbs on loan (NCFC) - Dion is a legend, Jun 26, 14:35:48
- Not Bell (Reading). But yes (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 26, 14:35:14
  - Which AB age though? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 26, 14:44:59
  - Has he actually joined Reading, then? Didn't realise that... (n/m) (NCFC) - Clipper, Jun 26, 14:36:29
  - Shut up. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 14:36:16
    - *pfft* (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 26, 14:39:17
- in a word (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 26, 14:35:10
  - Go back to whacking off over Serena (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jun 26, 14:37:35
Looking forward to buying my pre-marriage EDP tomorrow evening... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 26, 14:06:56
- The Sport and The Daily Star. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 26, 14:35:54
- I got EDPs for the days of birth for both of my children. (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 26, 14:18:18
  - Ah, I think it's a good thing... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 26, 14:19:50
- ... didn't buy any papers ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 14:10:53
- Are you getting hitched, FP?! (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 26, 14:10:41
  - I'm getting married in Southwold so on this occassion no, no it doesn't (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 26, 14:11:48
    - Adnam's East Green is a fine beverage. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 26, 16:18:44
    - First anniversary (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 14:12:30
      - I hear you and I like the cut of your jib (sp?) (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 26, 14:13:44
        
        damn, that a very good idea. (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 14:19:01
        
        Fink so... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 26, 14:21:19
        
        me too (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 26, 14:17:17
- Crikey, are you really doing that this weekend? (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 26, 14:10:30
- didn't think about buying any papers (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 26, 14:10:14
- Being a Saturday crazy supplements galore day (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 14:08:52
  - Good point well made and thank you (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 26, 14:12:05
- I don't think I bought a newspaper on my wedding day. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 26, 14:07:45
  - I was about to say the same thing, but then (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 26, 14:09:31
    - and paper hadn't been invented yet (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 26, 14:10:56
      - Very good (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 26, 14:12:18
        
        Yep, I'm need of some cotton and a needle (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 26, 14:14:49
Right, let's sort this once and for all. Venus, Serena or death? (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Jun 26, 13:30:52
- Venus (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jun 26, 13:48:11
- Death (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 26, 13:35:45
  - I'd have to agree with Berlin here (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 14:02:28
  - Yebbut (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 26, 13:38:00
    - Yebbut (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 26, 13:39:07
      - Let me get this straight (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 26, 13:42:12
        
        Yes (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 26, 13:48:31
        
        So if I were to turn up at your gaff with two Williams sisters lookalikes (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 26, 13:51:27
        
        Yes, I'd commit hari kiri on the spot (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 26, 13:52:15
        
        Oh well, fair play for sticking to your guns I s'pose. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 26, 13:53:35
        
        Like General Haig (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 26, 13:57:08
        
        I'm obviously giving off the wrong vibes today (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 26, 13:50:16
        
        Phwoooaaar (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 26, 13:51:27
        
        Definitely wared, since (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 26, 13:46:28
        
        ^^^ Fancies fat Geordie blokes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 13:50:33
        
        Swy I'm on a diet (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 26, 13:56:32
        
        copters (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 13:54:35
        
        Indeed, in fact (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 26, 13:48:03
        
        You'd have to catch me first (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 26, 13:49:18
- Is that Death By Serena? (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 26, 13:35:26
Is this something to get excited about? (NCFC) - Orlando, Jun 26, 10:20:52
- seems to me she may be doing exactly what she said she wouldnt (NCFC) - lmc, Jun 26, 10:26:39
  - probably to appease some fans, got to be a tough balancing act. (NCFC) - megson, Jun 26, 10:29:50
    - or they have the signings in the bag and are going to announce them all in one go next wee (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Jun 26, 10:31:31
      - Yes, signed and sealed now she can let it out ! (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jun 26, 10:38:10
- sounds like she's been on the sherry again (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 26, 10:26:16
  - It wasn't Sherry (NCFC) - The Turners, Jun 26, 10:35:28
    - good show. capital. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 26, 10:40:43
- yes... (NCFC) - Mozzer, Jun 26, 10:25:38
- I think she was having a laugh, it was so nudge nudge wink wink as people are making out. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 26, 10:25:22
  - Influenza hands. "It was so" = "It wasn't as" (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 26, 10:26:09
- however they are the champions of over selling and spin (NCFC) - bobble, Jun 26, 10:23:32
  - I think she'd had one to many and the lovely new investment (NCFC) - Drurys Left Nut, Jun 26, 10:27:05
  - Yeah, but they've always been very careful when talking about outside investment... (NCFC) - Orlando, Jun 26, 10:26:55
What a great idea, I wonder if the sell franchises? (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 10:09:04
- conducting business without a licence (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jun 26, 10:15:57
  - ha ha good point! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 10:30:35
  - licence to shag. that sounds like the sort of licence that (General Chat) - bobble, Jun 26, 10:20:55
Just caught himself looking for a nice arched trestle for the garden online (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 09:58:29
OUT GOT IM!!!! (Other Sports) - megson, Jun 25, 17:03:20
- Dropped catch after catch today. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 25, 17:07:40
  - Won't be able to do that against the South Arfican's. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 25, 17:20:11
- completely forgot that was on today (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jun 25, 17:05:37
Any ideas for a last minute break destination? (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 25, 12:10:46
- Venice, Salzburg, Nice/Cannes/Monaco, Barcelona, Budapest, Prague, Ljubljana, Dubrovnik (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 25, 12:32:52
- How about a Norwich dodgy pubs tour? (General Chat) - Small, Jun 25, 12:23:45
  - Would be good for me, but maybe not so suitable for the little lady. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 25, 12:29:27
    - Have you finally bagged a primordials? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 12:31:23
      - Not exactly, unless 5'2'' counts. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 25, 12:35:34
        
        Austria's good - go to Austria. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 12:37:41
        
        Shame about the inhabitants (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 25, 12:39:57
        
        I liked them, there were lots of lovely blondies with pigtails and nice names. For some (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 12:45:05
        
        I assume you didn't have the roast pig in the Iraqi bar. And just cos a girl is (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 25, 12:47:54
        
        You can take the boy out of England, but you can't take England out of the boy (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 25, 12:52:22
        
        Oh I do apologise for gallows hoomer SIXTY FUCKING YEARS after ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 25, 12:55:00
        
        Touchy (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 25, 13:00:19
        
        I think you are missing the point (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 25, 13:06:07
        
        ... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 25, 13:08:24
        
        No, we had it outside, in the sun, at a place what done ridiculously huge beer glasses and (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 12:51:58
        
        Ah then you were sorted. Roast pig, tatties and brötchens, with 1L beers. Heaven. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 25, 12:53:16
        
        Alright. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 25, 12:39:19
        
        Innsbruck or Salzburg if you must go and visit the Nazis (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 25, 12:41:00
        
        Didn't PK have an irrational hatred of Austrians? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 25, 12:49:39
        
        No, I have a rational dislike of many Austrians. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 25, 12:51:57
  - Which others would you have on it though? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 12:25:35
    - Festival House RIP. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 25, 12:37:42
    - They're all so far apart now. (General Chat) - Small, Jun 25, 12:35:06
      - The Boundary probably counts as MIle CRoss - just. All the others have been destroyed. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 12:40:40
      - The Fuckern Freed Man (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 25, 12:36:58
    - Farmhouse dodgy enough? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 12:29:30
      - It's not like that now, it's full of WI-ers and helpful, old men. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 12:30:57
    - You could have had The Canary until they insurance jobbed it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 12:28:46
    - Is The Trumpet still going? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 25, 12:27:35
      - Not heard of it, but it is a good name for a pub (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 12:36:44
        
        Nanny's book, from the King's, had a Trumpet pub in it (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 25, 12:39:53
        
        There's one in Brum called the Bugle, which is quite shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 25, 12:38:28
- Seville (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 25, 12:23:44
- Basra (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 12:23:39
  - Don't think that's what he meant by "last minute" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 25, 12:27:52
- A k-hole. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 12:18:48
- ok.........serious suggestions..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 12:16:31
- Ria (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jun 25, 12:16:06
  - Fucksake---Riga in Latvia (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jun 25, 12:16:31
- Depends what you're looking for (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 25, 12:14:45
  - Not too sure really. A city with enough to do for 4 days would be good. (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 25, 12:17:24
    - Can't go wrong with Berlin really (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 25, 12:22:25
      - Yup berlin would work, as would vienna or prague (General Chat) - megson, Jun 25, 12:28:33
        
        Vienna's a bit shit though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 25, 12:31:33
        
        Nah tis nice, just not 'famous' (General Chat) - megson, Jun 25, 12:47:32
        
        Prefer Salzburg, Innsbruck and Graz myself though. Vienna's a bit clinical although it was (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 25, 12:49:39
    - Graz in Austria is good, clumptastic as well. We just got return flights to Cork for £50. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 12:22:11
      - Cork makes Norwich look both metropolitan and multi-cultural (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 25, 12:24:16
    - Santiago de Compostela (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 25, 12:21:10
      - That's £165 a night! And breakfast is compulsory. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 12:29:50
        
        Yes (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 25, 12:34:25
        
        Your image of me is so wrong. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 25, 12:37:05
        
        Oh, sorry (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 25, 12:40:51
        
        He's flippin' loaded. Mind you, you should have seen the place he booked us in Cov. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 12:47:18
      - Plus: £43.58 Liverpool > Santiago de Compostela RETURN (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 12:24:09
- How long for? There are some cracking deals at the mo' (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 25, 12:14:33
  - 4/5 days, so not long haul really. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 25, 12:15:52
- Bocas Del Toro (General Chat) - HaddenhamCanary, Jun 25, 12:13:42
  - Do some work, pub-dodger (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jun 25, 12:14:41
- guernsey (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 25, 12:12:21
  - Is there enough to do there for 4/5 days? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 25, 12:13:39
    - no (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 25, 12:24:15
      - Or fishing, best fishing in the UK (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 25, 12:26:40
- I enjoyed Barcelona and Budapest (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jun 25, 12:11:43
- Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 12:11:19
So I'm off to Paris next Easter (General Chat) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 24, 19:01:01
- Oi loiked it, and was a total tourist. (General Chat) - megson, Jun 25, 09:04:29
- I love Paris... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 20:49:21
  - Go to the grave yards... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 20:53:36
    - The missus wanted to see ol' Jim's grave. (General Chat) - megson, Jun 25, 09:08:19
    - Zola's is as good as the goal against us, but also small smart are (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 24, 21:01:06
      - Victor Noir. That's the one. Make sure you see that one, and (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 24, 21:08:38
        
        Actually, Zola isn't buried there is he ? Were you thinking of Molière ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 24, 21:13:02
        
        Which I seem to remember was opposite Jim Morrison. I remember thinking that (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 24, 21:15:30
- Montmartre in the evenings is quite pleasant (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 19:48:02
  - Montmarte is fantastic all day. The rest of Paris is (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 24, 20:04:09
    - La Louvre is very overrated (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 20:31:18
      - Louvre was great (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jun 24, 20:42:36
      - Ah, but Galleria degli Uffizi in Florence is the one gallery which is NOT under-rated (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 24, 20:41:29
- Paris is a beautiful city and not as expensive as a lot of people say (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 24, 19:43:56
  - Basic French (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 24, 20:05:03
    - in that case you might as well speak to the natives in Swahili. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 24, 20:10:23
      - Or a Norfolk accent. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 24, 20:13:02
      - That's how I thought. And in Brussels.... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 24, 20:11:55
        
        I was told a french joke once about how to confuse Belgians (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 20:34:44
- St Germain is good if you like the left field (General Chat) - bongo33, Jun 24, 19:13:12
- paris (General Chat) - terrybligh, Jun 24, 19:11:14
Summer championship transfers so far (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 24, 16:40:19
- Ahem (Other Football) - megson, Jun 24, 16:48:20
  - Ahem (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 24, 16:53:09
    - Ahem (Other Football) - megson, Jun 24, 16:58:02
      - Oh mind you, most of those are free (Other Football) - megson, Jun 24, 17:02:28
        
        ha ha (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 24, 17:04:10
    - (Sorry - make that 6 for Derby.) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 24, 16:54:43
      - Net 5 though, don't give away points too cheaply (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 24, 16:58:44
    - MARVIN!! MARVIN!!! MARVIN!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 24, 16:54:06
It seems to me that all you lot spent your entire youth farting about on arcade games (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 24, 16:37:05
- Jolly good show (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 16:57:55
  - I've told you once (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 24, 17:05:49
- fuck that (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 24, 16:48:53
  - only two things from texas boi, steers and queers and i dont see any horns! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 24, 16:53:06
  - pants, it's not an option dear (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 24, 16:51:01
    - I've got a note (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 24, 16:52:52
      - From the M.O. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 24, 16:55:27
        
        nah, I'm off to drink tea and eat cake with the vicar (General Chat) - pants, Jun 24, 17:00:49
- Correct (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jun 24, 16:48:32
- Re: 10 miler. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 16:48:26
  - in my case, not for long, you wouldn't (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 24, 17:06:41
  - good man A.B. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 24, 16:49:49
    - I'm doing a 5 miler tonight, and I haven't even got anyone shouting at me saying I have to (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 16:55:34
      - No but you have got someone poking you with a blue broom to make you do it. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 24, 16:57:59
        
        I will actually be doing a bit of that same route. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 17:02:37
        
        *changes weapons system* (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 24, 17:08:16
        
        Red broom handle and a VW Golf? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 17:13:26
        
        Mk 2 Kevlar Bass Broom with extender handle and extra bristly bristles (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 24, 17:15:35
        
        Armour-plated shorts? Avoiding the pink lycra which inflamed them last time? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 17:07:28
        
        Simple alertness - forewarned is forearmed (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 17:12:51
        
        foreskinned is foremost (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 24, 17:16:17
        
        He's got a broom handle, up his arse, He's got a broom handle, up his arse ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 16:59:38
      - inside your head you have (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 24, 16:56:54
- I weren't - I was playing Doctors and Nurses in a den with Rebecca Kemp and climbing trees (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 24, 16:42:38
  - sounds a lot like my yoof (General Chat) - megson, Jun 24, 16:50:43
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 24, 16:50:41
  - yes, we ll you are the exception that proves the rule and you turned out normal (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 24, 16:44:57
    - would would you want to join the army?? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 24, 16:47:38
      - i really have no idea why (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 24, 16:49:01
- No.......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 24, 16:42:26
  - shutup and fall in (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 24, 16:47:23
    - charge me and send me to jankers....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 24, 16:48:38
      - ah, the "correction" centre! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 24, 16:50:35
        
        hmmm bad lads army........wotb bad lads army"! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 24, 16:52:27
        
        XXL would be a star. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 24, 16:53:40
talking of retro computer games i used to play football manager (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jun 24, 16:24:28
- yes, FM2 too as well. Looking out for the 50k players (Other Football) - megson, Jun 24, 16:53:06
- check out this site. There's some fantastic remakes on it. (Other Football) - NorwichDave, Jun 24, 16:35:29
  - OO they have Jetpack - forgot that one!! (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Jun 24, 16:36:09
    - I've just been playing Tranz Am. Great stuff. (n/m) (Other Football) - NorwichDave, Jun 24, 16:37:57
- Elite. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Jun 24, 16:30:23
- Cookie on the spectrum (Other Football) - Stoopish, Jun 24, 16:28:48
- phantoms on the dragon 32..... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 24, 16:27:26
  - Still got one of them at home too (Other Football) - pants, Jun 24, 16:28:50
    - making sure the volume..... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 24, 16:33:05
So hand on your heart, scouts honour honestly, are you worried yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 24, 13:57:51
- of course. I would like to see progress like the next fan. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jun 24, 14:24:02
- No, not really. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 14:21:13
- Nope, GR knows his stuff, has his targets, if they don't work (NCFC) - pants, Jun 24, 14:07:12
  - ^^^^^^ agree with the last point ^^^^^^ (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 24, 14:09:44
    - Agree. They can start with getting rid of the fairy. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jun 24, 14:11:58
      - The Canary Fairy? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jun 24, 14:15:03
        
        yeah. what a nutjob. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jun 24, 14:24:05
        
        he's a twunt (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 24, 14:25:30
        
        No - the washing up liquid. A real 'fuck you' to Nannette Newman, if you ask me. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 24, 14:18:02
        
        oo er. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jun 24, 14:19:33
      - A little but I think because we have such a small squad expectations were higher than ever (n/m) (NCFC) - Babyface, Jun 24, 14:14:30
- very concerned (n/m) (NCFC) - the59ers, Jun 24, 14:06:33
- Nope, why? Because bugger all business has been done (NCFC) - megson, Jun 24, 14:06:09
- yep............ (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 24, 14:04:59
- Yes, of course (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 24, 14:00:38
  - same as that EXCEPT that I am ALSO worried about not having signed anyone yet (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 24, 14:04:46
    - also may demonstrate that players aren't keen to come here nowadays (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 24, 14:12:48
      - How depressing (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 24, 14:16:19
        
        and the area........ (NCFC) - megson, Jun 24, 14:22:46
  - I'd not really thought of it in that context (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 24, 14:01:31
- About CB41? Not really, just you watch, he'll be fine (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 13:58:47
  - lol, (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 24, 13:58:55
- About what ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Jun 24, 13:58:13
  - Signings (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 24, 13:58:41
    - Oh. (NCFC) - Arganth, Jun 24, 14:02:17
How many people can you fit in a Volvo S70? (General Chat) - megson, Jun 24, 12:30:00
- My first car (as in first car I was allowed to use, not first car I actually owned) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 12:37:24
  - A friend of mine in the 60's took all the seats except (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 24, 12:41:46
  - That was me mam and dads first car (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 24, 12:40:31
Two Findus* French Bread Pizzas, peperoni** toppinged (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 24, 12:23:43
- Heinz Tomato Soup (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jun 24, 12:40:18
- Not eating due to bathroom being full of other peoples piss and shit, (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 24, 12:36:30
  - Do you normally eat in the bathroom then? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 12:38:23
    - I just went back to check on the state of it, and I almost threw. (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 24, 12:41:35
      - Silly thing to do just before lunch. "Hmm, it's lunchtime, I know - (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 12:43:30
    - Fuckapoi violation (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 24, 12:39:18
      - Depends (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 12:40:18
        
        what's a room called that has toilet plus shower instead of bath? (General Chat) - megson, Jun 24, 12:41:45
        
        Rachael. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 24, 13:01:04
        
        what's a room called with just a toilet in it? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 12:45:45
        
        Cludgie (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 24, 12:48:44
        
        Dunni, (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 24, 12:48:15
        
        "Cludgie" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 12:47:24
        
        You're being p'zumpshuss (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 24, 12:41:45
        
        You win one pound. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 24, 12:43:15
  - Do you have unwanted guests ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jun 24, 12:37:24
    - Yes. From all 3 flats above mine. They all appear to lead quite healthy lives. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 24, 12:39:48
      - But why are they laying cable in your bathroom ? Is there a plumbing issue ongoing ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jun 24, 12:44:16
        
        Game of freckles? Or maybe they just hate tuds? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 12:49:14
        
        Student Scat Week. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 24, 12:46:30
        
        Tudders throws some seriously wild parties at his gaff. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 12:45:26
  - ??????????? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 24, 12:36:53
- English Geek salad with feta and jalapeno-stuffed olives. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 12:33:49
  - ^^^No need for correction (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jun 24, 12:35:33
  - Geek Salad. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 12:34:19
    - Nope. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 24, 12:35:12
Cue an hour of shit jokes (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 24, 12:09:00
- Knock knock (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 12:12:00
  - who's ther (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 24, 12:12:46
    - I dunap (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 12:14:08
      - I dunap who? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 24, 12:14:44
        
        I dunapress conference at 12:30 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 12:17:33
        
        Good effort (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 12:20:41
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 24, 12:18:16
    - *there* (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 24, 12:13:18
    - Tim Berry (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 12:13:12
      - Which reminds me - GWARN TIMMMMMMMMMM (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 12:13:30
OFFICIAL SMS - Press conference (NCFC) - Firstnews, Jun 24, 12:08:18
- bastard, total utter shit head. (NCFC) - megson, Jun 24, 12:12:02
  - There were no asterixes in the subject line. Always a good indicator of a dud. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jun 24, 12:23:21
    - Asterixes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 12:24:01
      - Asterisks (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 24, 12:35:25
      - *too (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 24, 12:27:05
Paul Ince being reported as first Black Premiership manager.. (Other Football) - Wiltshire Yellow, Jun 24, 12:03:20
- I never noticed he had such a wonky eye before. (n/m) (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 24, 12:11:19
  - weird innit (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 24, 12:13:09
- first black BRITISH manager in the top flight. (n/m) (Other Football) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jun 24, 12:07:21
- First black *British* manager they were saying on the wireless yesterday. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 12:07:20
  - Yeah, cos them foreigners don't count, now let's get on with celebrating how non-racist (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 24, 12:12:57
    - Quite right. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 12:15:04
    - copters (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Jun 24, 12:13:42
  - ^^^ Premier league (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 12:08:17
- Tigana - Fulham in all (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Jun 24, 12:05:54
- and Newcastle (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 24, 12:03:44
  - WII (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Jun 24, 12:08:43
    - *WWII (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Jun 24, 12:08:47
- And Newcastle manager (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Jun 24, 12:03:37
ANNOUNCEMENT DUE WITHIN THE NEXT HOUR (NCFC) - NeilDoncaster, Jun 24, 12:00:30
- We know, Love (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Jun 24, 13:56:14
- backed up on the pinkun though (NCFC) - megson, Jun 24, 12:09:25
  - Thinks NeilDoncaster and the Pinkun's 'Good News Gordon' are the same wind-up merchant (NCFC) - Clipper, Jun 24, 12:13:19
    - yes indeedy, quite likely. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 24, 12:14:02
  - The flying pigs are a subtle clue. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 12:10:36
    - well duh. That WAS the point (NCFC) - megson, Jun 24, 12:12:38
      - sorry megs. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 12:15:41
  - As in and pigs might fly?! (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 12:10:16
- yawn. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 12:03:35
- Dying to believe you (NCFC) - pants, Jun 24, 12:00:59
  - ditto. sigh. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 24, 12:09:40
  - Yes, likewise... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 12:07:22
    - I will eat Pants's pants if this is true. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 12:09:14
    - FP, i ain't going tents over Cole, that is certain. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jun 24, 12:08:38
      - I am snakey-poos... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 12:15:28
        
        OK. Whatever floats your boat pal. I would go tent if we got Taylor though. (NCFC) - Snakey, Jun 24, 12:19:02
Yes, quite, right they should know who the witness are, easier to get at them (General Chat) - megson, Jun 24, 11:50:56