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Sunny day... 25,000 full house... (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 5, 20:49:33
- i went too..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 5, 21:49:14
  - Croft was distinctly average again (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 5, 22:48:44
  - I can't help myself..... (NCFC) - Small, Apr 5, 22:46:25
    - well...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 5, 23:04:37
- To be fair to Sammy - 2 international games since last league one (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Apr 5, 20:54:23
- Clingan is a great tackler and a great passer (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 5, 20:53:23
  - I thought he was pretty anonymous (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 5, 20:59:52
    - well I agree, but he's not that type of player (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 5, 21:06:26
      - beckham has great workrate (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 5, 21:28:45
      - Agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 5, 21:14:57
could one of the people who find the online streams... (General Chat) - Alan, Apr 5, 20:25:20
- Or (General Chat) - Drurys Left Nut, Apr 5, 21:09:37
- Is this pay-per-view? (General Chat) - Small, Apr 5, 20:40:36
  - Yeah it is pay per view... (General Chat) - Alan, Apr 5, 20:55:04
- Scroll down......................... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 5, 20:30:02
  - Good man, thanks! (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Apr 5, 20:35:00
Butch Buchholz (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Apr 5, 20:01:18
- lol. Swot I thought. Big old alcoholic nose on him too. And is Murray sounding a bit poi ? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Apr 5, 20:16:28
  - I'd have a go on Mary-Jane though (Other Sports) - Small, Apr 5, 20:26:35
And if you've forgotten how to breathe, there's an app for that (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 5, 18:00:48
- app app app! (General Chat) - Small, Apr 5, 18:05:51
  - also, apparently washing machines live longer with calgon (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 5, 18:09:15
- lol (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 5, 18:04:01
If, say, the mafia game ends 2-2, that's the 3 game on sky today at 2-2 (Betting) - pants, Apr 5, 17:26:18
- Hope Villa don't bottle it. They could do another one here (Betting) - Small, Apr 5, 17:35:03
  - What gets on my tits, is when coms go down that boring route of (Betting) - pants, Apr 5, 17:38:01
    - fucksticks! (Betting) - Small, Apr 5, 17:43:44
      - 5 minutres, haha, can only be old trafford (n/m) (Betting) - pants, Apr 5, 17:49:04
        
        what a set of bottlers (n/m) (Betting) - pants, Apr 5, 17:51:28
        
        what is a bottler? (Betting) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 5, 17:54:33
        
        To monk something up when it would be easier to suceed. (Betting) - Small, Apr 5, 18:03:59
        
        and did Villa do that? (I dunno - wasn't watching.) (n/m) (Betting) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 5, 18:05:20
        
        man u had no confidence today at all (Betting) - pants, Apr 5, 18:14:26
        
        hardly bottling then is it? (Betting) - Charles21, Apr 5, 20:19:03
        
        "villa then dominated the rest of the game till the 80th minute" (Betting) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 5, 18:16:11
        
        not really i suppose. I felt they could have pushed more for a third (Betting) - Small, Apr 5, 18:09:53
        
        outplaying a weak man utd team with a lot of players out (Betting) - pants, Apr 5, 17:59:17
        
        Fortunately (Betting) - Tombs, Apr 5, 18:03:38
        
        Hahaha (n/m) (Betting) - XXL16s_babyface, Apr 5, 18:06:02
        
        deliberately though? (Betting) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 5, 18:03:20
        
        yeah losing at the european champions (Betting) - SCC 28, Apr 5, 18:00:32
        
        *English Champions, European Champions and World Champions* (Betting) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 5, 18:28:29
        
        That was quality though (n/m) (Betting) - Small, Apr 5, 17:51:22
        
        i've seen 5 minutes at carrow road before (n/m) (Betting) - SCC 28, Apr 5, 17:50:44
        
        Good ghoul to be fair. (n/m) (Betting) - Dog, Apr 5, 17:51:24
        
        amazing goal (n/m) (Betting) - SCC 28, Apr 5, 17:51:59
- better odds on betfair (n/m) (Betting) - SCC 28, Apr 5, 17:30:28
Forget the sliding challenge, tevez doing a superman dive to try and win the ball (Other Football) - pants, Apr 5, 16:31:16
- fanzones is not very good today (Other Football) - Small, Apr 5, 17:03:32
  - done one (Other Football) - pants, Apr 5, 17:08:11
    - that makes it worthwhile though (Other Football) - Small, Apr 5, 17:18:17
      - haha, big craig loving it (Other Football) - pants, Apr 5, 17:19:18
    - not being funny.... (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 5, 17:12:57
      - oxymoron? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 5, 17:19:33
        
        you did (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 5, 17:20:10
Looking for 2 or 3 Ipswich tickets, not very likely i no.... (NCFC) - Derek Acorah, Apr 5, 09:06:44
- I watch all your programmes (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 5, 09:11:44
  - He used to freak Emlyn Hughes out when he was on the books at Liverpools. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 5, 09:13:08
    - He did he said he'd crash his car and he did. Sam told him. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 5, 09:31:51
      - Alright bonkers? Good night last night! How did the taxi ride go? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 5, 09:32:30
        
        Was good. Have facespaced you on this topic already. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 5, 09:38:01
Major dillema (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 5, 08:12:32
- ............ (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 5, 08:55:12
- Pick the ones that will flatten the tummy but accentuate the waist. (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 5, 08:51:44
- murray every time (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 5, 08:49:02
- option number b, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 5, 08:35:30
  - It is a big one (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 5, 08:45:35
    - Do tell (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 5, 08:50:36
      - ok (General Chat) - Small, Apr 5, 09:08:16
        
        That happened to me. I hated the place. (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Apr 5, 09:31:08
        
        I'd like to hear more (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 5, 09:49:16
        
        i send my youngest to private school (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 5, 11:19:25
        
        oh, ok, i'm afraid that means nothing to me (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 5, 09:18:35
        
        depends how much it costs (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 5, 09:25:59
        
        Google the fucker (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 5, 09:31:42
        
        nearly 10K a year jeez (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 5, 09:39:06
        
        Turn it down. Do not join the Bourgois elite. Join the revolution. (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 5, 10:14:44
        
        I'd love to turn you on (General Chat) - Small, Apr 5, 10:20:13
        
        Well yes. (General Chat) - Small, Apr 5, 09:46:41
        
        lump 50K on murray today (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 5, 09:51:38
        
        FAO SCC28 50k on Murray (General Chat) - Luton yella, Apr 5, 12:45:28
        
        I've lumped 10k on that already (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 5, 10:03:38
        
        aaah. Yes, we talked about this didn't we? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 5, 09:11:28
WIBBLE!!!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 5, 00:14:34
- BUTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 5, 01:51:18
  - Wanker (n/m) (General Chat) - Dull Man In Holland, Apr 5, 19:21:31
  - idiot (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 5, 08:33:35
Peter Walton is having mare on the spurs game, they'll replay that elbow that (Other Football) - pants, Apr 4, 14:13:05
- 2-1 Blackburn. massive for them (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Apr 4, 14:35:11
  - lad on fanzone did some great celebrations (Other Football) - pants, Apr 4, 14:38:42
    - diouf has proper last his rag at the end of the game (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 4, 14:40:44
- lol, so palacios gets lamped in the face and no card (Other Football) - pants, Apr 4, 14:26:46
so, who should i be LUMPING ON today then? Have we had a Mystic Git prediction? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 4, 12:25:41
- Not particularly inspiring names in there (General Chat) - Small, Apr 4, 14:29:57
Scotland's number 2, Scotland, Scotland's number 2.... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 4, 11:32:35
- we did that yesterday (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 4, 11:42:47
  - although it did get lost amongst a shitload of other drivel (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 4, 14:32:55
Murray Butch (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Apr 4, 00:15:10
- luddafuckinshit (n/m) (Other Sports) - lovely old job, Apr 4, 00:35:25
  - Murray int thew (Other Sports) - Small, Apr 4, 00:36:21
    - liquid tennis (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 01:12:04
      - Hmmm... (Other Sports) - Small, Apr 4, 01:44:38
        
        wouldn't say they were against murray (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 02:48:58
Man of the series? (Other Sports) - Small, Apr 3, 23:10:04
- It would be nice to win over 50 overs I must admit. (n/m) (Other Sports) - lovely old job, Apr 3, 23:10:49
  - I dunno, the Windies were happy to keep it as short as possible and won the toss. Unlucky! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Apr 3, 23:18:18
    - And yet they come for the pre-ashes tour. Surely we need SA, something more hostile. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Apr 3, 23:48:50
      - Was meant to be Sri Lanka wasn't it? (Other Sports) - Small, Apr 4, 00:13:08
        
        Money money money. :( Tis why Crickshot has always been differs. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Apr 4, 00:21:22
  - Key to the Ashes = Freddie, KP, (a) wicket Keeper and Strauss on form. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Apr 3, 23:15:59
    - Would say Jones but he won't be fit. :( (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Apr 3, 23:16:25
Hatr-trick attempt No. 2... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Apr 3, 22:58:50
- Got it! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Apr 3, 23:00:00
  - lets have a quatrick! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Apr 3, 23:01:41
    - booo. Rubbish, Freddy. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Apr 3, 23:02:31
For all Cricket Wrathers, still good, (Athers face)..................... (Other Football) - DrDublin, Apr 3, 22:17:52
- I think Beefy needs to get back on the ole Bongo cigarettes (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Apr 3, 22:32:01
  - :) Athers is still the man. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Apr 3, 22:36:59
    - They don't like each other very much (Other Football) - Small, Apr 3, 22:43:49
      - Always be my favorite Cricketer, knows the game, decent chap, and cared................. (Other Football) - DrDublin, Apr 3, 22:51:25
        
        and for that alone (Other Football) - Small, Apr 3, 22:58:40
        
        As you bowlers do. :) (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Apr 3, 23:01:02
        
        I'd go mental if someone rubbed dirt on my ball. (Other Football) - Small, Apr 3, 23:24:35
        
        Pinebanks was a Batsmans paradise - nought for the bowlers! You did well!! (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Apr 3, 23:42:16
        
        The edge wickets were the best allround (Other Football) - Small, Apr 4, 00:05:04
        
        Quite simply :(, and I fing mean it. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Apr 4, 00:22:27
        
        They even had a beer together after - tis called Sportsmanship - awesome. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Apr 3, 22:52:42
- Bumble bee is a legend. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Apr 3, 22:19:01
Stumpigolus maximus (n/m) (Other Sports) - conker, Apr 3, 20:49:14
- They shouldn't monk it up from here (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Apr 3, 22:05:21
  - YARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Other Sports) - Tombs, Apr 3, 22:07:08
  - That's gone and monked it. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Apr 3, 22:06:16
    - Which is interesting because it's usually me. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Apr 3, 22:07:11
      - The wrathjinx must be broken before The Ashes (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Apr 3, 22:12:10
        
        Plenty of time yet!!! (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Apr 3, 22:15:49
- Chanderpaul, tremendous skill (Other Sports) - Tombs, Apr 3, 21:50:53
  - That backward drive by Bravo for six was one of the most amazing shots i've ever seen (Other Sports) - Small, Apr 3, 22:04:07
    - I do the same sort of shot - just with my eyes closed down cow corner way, (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Apr 3, 22:09:43
    - lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Apr 3, 22:09:04
    - what hacked me off was (Other Sports) - Tombs, Apr 3, 22:05:32
  - yep a talented cricketer who needs not cheat. (n/m) (Other Sports) - lovely old job, Apr 3, 21:58:57
    - ha ha ha (Other Sports) - Tombs, Apr 3, 22:02:53
  - A special talent. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Apr 3, 21:52:20
    - great to watch (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Apr 3, 21:53:06
      - Curse of tombs (Other Sports) - Tombs, Apr 3, 21:59:29
      - Mixture of Athers mind and KP's talent = Incredibly good. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Apr 3, 21:57:22
        
        Despite all his fragility I really really admire KP (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Apr 3, 22:02:06
        
        Frankly I think he's disliked by people out of sheer jealousy, namely Freddie. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Apr 3, 22:05:55
        
        Aha!!!!! That is why team sports are *sooooooo* much better than individual pursuits (Other Sports) - Tombs, Apr 3, 22:12:41
        
        Cor Mr Tombs, have a beer boy. :) (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Apr 3, 22:16:31
        
        Well...... (Other Sports) - Tombs, Apr 3, 22:18:46
        
        Indeedy sir. :) (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Apr 3, 22:22:27
"Footballers not very intelligent" shock (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 3, 15:36:00
- has it all gone dark in here again, or is it just me? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 3, 15:40:52
  - I got a little nervous and scared. Thought i might have to end my friday doing work (Other Football) - megson, Apr 3, 15:54:48
  - It couldn't handle the Garry Brooke stripping posts (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Apr 3, 15:42:15
    - Camcans post reiterating the "upmarket" bit has disapeared. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 3, 15:43:35
      - no it ain't (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 3, 16:03:58
      - actually, yes. I was having problems with that one (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Apr 3, 15:47:57
        
        upmarket and women ni the same post (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 3, 15:48:18
        
        oh (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Apr 3, 15:51:51
      - I bust it the other week too (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 3, 15:46:53
        
        I thought my computer was bust. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Apr 3, 15:52:24
Just saw the Dartford friendly details (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 3, 15:13:10
- Woman adorned with L-plates goes to the football. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 3, 15:22:39
- marvellous (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 3, 15:14:45
- I've heard (from a local) that it's a bit of a shitole. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 3, 15:14:36
  - Test (NCFC) - Small, Apr 3, 15:40:43
    - icles (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 3, 15:41:46
  - well the London part has already been sorted (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 3, 15:18:39
    - Have you got a stripper sorted? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 3, 15:20:18
      - How about a baby-faced, effeminate, left-footed jobless person? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 3, 15:26:43
        
        you called (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 3, 16:57:15
      - I'm available. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 3, 15:25:01
        
        you read my mind (NCFC) - Small, Apr 3, 15:27:25
        
        mental - he must be physics! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 3, 15:45:36
        
        I have an emergency (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 3, 15:47:40
        
        Yep - replied. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 3, 15:58:12
        
        I know. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 3, 15:28:14
        
        You done a half-streak up Wembley Way. I was nearly sick. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 3, 15:26:20
        
        can I restate the word 'upmarket' from my post (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 3, 15:28:43
        
        My mum's from Colchester. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 3, 16:06:04
        
        not far (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 3, 16:19:34
        
        You filmed it. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 3, 15:27:32
- Hen nights are scary things to witness. Much scarier than stag nights. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 3, 15:14:12
Out with my football team tonight, I can either do curry then Beer OR beer then curry (General Chat) - megson, Apr 3, 15:06:33
- eating is cheating (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 3, 15:58:43
- Cheers guys, Beer then curry is just right isn't it? Its these youngsters today (General Chat) - megson, Apr 3, 15:26:23
- Beer then curry. If you eat first you'll have post-curry slump. People will be nodding off (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 3, 15:25:34
  - ^^^^^^ yes, that's EXACTLY what i'll do. This time though I want to avoid falling asleep (General Chat) - megson, Apr 3, 15:27:59
    - and don't do post-curry trumps at the football tomorrow (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 3, 15:54:26
- You'll regret curry then beer meggers (General Chat) - pants, Apr 3, 15:21:10
  - agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 3, 15:59:28
- Beer then curry. If you do curry then beer, you have to put up with trumpy bottoms all ev (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 3, 15:21:08
- meet for a couple of beers then go for a curry and beers then go for more beers (General Chat) - Small, Apr 3, 15:11:15
  - ^^^ yepsums (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 3, 15:24:01
- I find that Beer - Curry & Beer - Beer is good. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 3, 15:08:13
- Whats wrong with beer AND curry? (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 3, 15:07:29
The clouds on Venus are made of sulphuric acid. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 3, 13:17:10
- I'm trying to remember what the town of Rugby is famous for (General Chat) - pants, Apr 3, 13:24:43
  - A CLOCK..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 3, 14:33:46
  - Sodomy (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 3, 14:06:56
    - Lionel Rich Tea and his Commodore 16 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 3, 14:07:23
  - Peugeot Cars? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 3, 13:59:56
    - No they are from Italy I think (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 3, 14:01:14
  - The first ever reach-around? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 3, 13:50:54
    - haha. Yes, I bet that's what he was thinking of. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 3, 13:51:29
  - one of the UK's leading co-educational boarding schools ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 3, 13:49:57
  - a bag of cement (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 3, 13:46:32
  - cement works (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 3, 13:45:08
  - Cement innit. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 3, 13:45:01
    - ^^^ see (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 3, 13:45:24
      - In your face Rafael Scrampton, in your face! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 3, 13:46:08
        
        yes, in my face jafski, in my goddamned face (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 3, 13:47:26
        
        Fo shizzle. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 3, 13:51:58
  - for being where Salman out of the Kings went to school (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 3, 13:42:43
    - See, I knew I didn't make him up. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 3, 13:43:43
      - Carefull now (General Chat) - Small, Apr 3, 13:54:08
        
        Good point. Are you going tomorrow and, if so, will you be post-match Kingsing? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 3, 13:58:59
        
        Not yet, will do the Kings bit anyway (General Chat) - Small, Apr 3, 14:07:01
        
        I said I'd meet Gurning in the Coach.. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 3, 14:10:58
        
        He won't turn up (General Chat) - Small, Apr 3, 14:14:26
        
        You will though (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 3, 14:31:17
        
        no (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 3, 15:16:36
        
        Oh, I'm not going then. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 3, 15:27:03
        
        Come down the Coach with me then. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 3, 15:53:43
        
        No way! I've got feelings too you know. I will be Kingsing. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 3, 15:59:16
        
        Et ce soir? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 3, 16:01:28
        
        You're not allowed out. Big game tomorrow (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 3, 16:05:27
  - Cricket I think (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 3, 13:42:06
  - for being where holography was invented (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 3, 13:39:39
    - I guess he must have put that all together during his suspension from the BBC. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 3, 13:46:05
  - a leaf (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 3, 13:36:53
    - hidden in a book? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 3, 13:39:12
      - yes (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 3, 13:42:04
        
        awwwww, you do make me laugh (General Chat) - pants, Apr 3, 13:45:20
  - For being where the jet engine was invented. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 3, 13:35:07
    - point of order........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 3, 14:30:07
    - And there was me thinking it was the Chermans what invented the jet engine. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 3, 13:38:48
      - you'd never heard of Frank Whittle? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 3, 13:40:17
        
        I had, but I had forgotten why I knew his name. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 3, 13:44:07
        
        We made a Pratt & Whitney Radial Engine (lifesize) for my Uncle's 70th birthday. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 3, 13:42:54
        
        wow impressive...bet the buffet was good too? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 3, 14:01:40
        
        Very good indeed. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 3, 15:46:39
  - Livers and onion. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 3, 13:30:58
  - eggs (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 3, 13:25:45
    - eggs as in, come out of a chicken eggs? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 3, 13:28:15
      - yeah apparently they throught them around and chase after them (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 3, 13:38:47
        
        lol throw dunno where throught came from (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 3, 13:56:54
        
        :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 3, 14:37:01
... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 3, 12:50:57
- classic (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 3, 12:55:26
  - Fergie: "C'mon Arsene, I've changed, let's give it one last chance." (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 3, 13:04:43
    - Ars?ne: "But I don't really knoooooooow"..... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 3, 13:20:52
      - Oooh I could be so pedantic about that picture. But I won't. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 3, 13:22:54
        
        You could tell him that isn't Thelma (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 3, 13:35:33
        
        Oh it doesn't matter. You know what I mean. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 3, 13:44:16
        
        I could, I could. But I won't. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 3, 13:41:43
        
        go on. Someone needs to. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 3, 13:43:30
        
        No, I won't, you can if you want to. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 3, 13:43:52
        
        I will "Oi Steve! you windmillcocked tulip!! That's not Thelma!!" (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 3, 13:45:33
        
        Technically the clogmeister is correct in that it is a photo of Thelma Barlow the actress. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 3, 13:50:11
        
        ha ha. Any thread in which Jafski and mbk are both involved (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 3, 13:53:27
        
        Of course it's not ! It's meant to be Mavis. Who TF is Thelma ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 3, 13:47:25
        
        Thelma Barlow played Mavis. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 3, 13:52:22
        
        No, no you're wrong. It was Dustin Gee on Russ Abbotts Madhouse. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 3, 13:55:04
        
        Nah, it was Les Dennis. He used it to get laid as well (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 3, 13:57:31
        
        She could not really know me anytime she wanted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 3, 13:58:56
        
        I meant to add. God bls Dustin your wiv d angels now. xxx (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 3, 13:57:25
        
        I thought it was Les Dennis wot kicked the Dusty Bin ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 3, 13:58:11
        
        No that was Ted Rodgers. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 3, 14:00:03
        
        or maybe that was just wishful thinking (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 3, 13:58:40
        
        you're thinking of Ted Roger (General Chat) - Small, Apr 3, 13:59:47
        
        Yes, or Leslie Crowther. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 3, 14:01:37
        
        Wasn't he Gary Moore's stepfather ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 3, 14:02:02
        
        No. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 3, 14:03:34
        
        3-2-1 *flicky hand thing* (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 3, 14:01:35
        
        I don't know, so I'd better leave this thread alone. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 3, 13:49:31
        
        ... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 3, 13:49:08
        
        ... (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 3, 13:53:50
Fao yellalee and sheffieldcanary, re, cowon d2, (General Chat) - pants, Apr 3, 00:00:19
- That's the shittest Butch yet (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 3, 00:37:22
  - Well for one day only, you're just going to have to (General Chat) - pants, Apr 3, 00:53:35
    - goodness. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 3, 08:44:41
    - ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 3, 08:35:19
Tablero de mensaje de WotB (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 2, 16:59:33
- ha ha. That's bent-up (General Chat) - Small, Apr 2, 17:08:08
  - "pap?s perro de Ken Dodds" - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 2, 17:13:38
- love the fact....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 2, 17:01:11
  - pap?s perro Ken Dodds (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 2, 17:05:20
    - viejo trabajo encantador (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 2, 17:09:33
  - i didn't realise Rafael was Spanisher for Ralf (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 2, 17:04:11
    - What is Spanisher for Simon Jordan? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 2, 17:08:26
      - El cu?to (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Apr 2, 17:24:30
      - SCC28 apparently (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 2, 17:11:20
        
        Trollo Extraordinario (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 2, 17:25:59
        
        fuck off (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 2, 17:16:59
        
        nice one. Should be a good game (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 2, 17:19:44
Spend, spend, spend... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 2, 16:10:03
- There was a big ole sign at that G Twetty yesdee, said "CONSUMERS SUCK" (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 2, 16:52:43
- Can't find the assistant kit man (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 2, 16:46:43
  - team pic of ncfc loanees season 2008-2009 (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 2, 16:52:10
  - "Razzle's most disappointing Pile-Up" (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 2, 16:50:59
- More importantly, where's the French Presisent's wife? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 2, 16:42:32
  - The Presisdent of Argentina (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 2, 16:51:06
    - looks a bit old and fake... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 2, 16:55:15
      - Would you take her up the oval office? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 2, 16:56:14
        
        haha I just translated Wrath into Spanish on babelfish (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 2, 16:58:32
        
        Just notice on the pic that she appears to be prodding her clump (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 2, 17:02:38
    - Probably (General Chat) - Small, Apr 2, 16:51:57
  - In my Presisential pants.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 2, 16:46:05
- "The world's poorest countries will receive $50bn in aid." (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 2, 16:18:03
  - Well after Live 8 they received more aid too (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 2, 16:35:13
    - AND.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 2, 16:37:04
  - Why is the UK in the top 20 richest countries in the world when we're shitloads in debt? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 2, 16:25:41
    - 19. N-n-n-n. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 2, 16:39:36
      - cor!, he's right y'know (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 2, 16:43:53
        
        How do they sort out relegation and promotion? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 2, 16:46:28
    - unfortunately that service was removed not long after Gordie took over (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 2, 16:30:29
      - They must have taken his access away (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 2, 16:37:05
      - Geordie. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 2, 16:31:42
    - gordon.brown@texturelikesun.com (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 2, 16:29:11
      - lays me down...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 2, 16:31:13
        
        "... with my mind she runs." (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 2, 16:34:46
        
        Wrong. It's "mansheerons". (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 2, 16:56:11
        
        thats what i always thought........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 2, 17:02:23
        
        ohhhhhhhhhhhh (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 2, 16:36:03
    - Isn't it asset based as well...same in football (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 2, 16:27:54
      - I never thought about it like that before. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 2, 16:31:13
- The requested URL /1/hi/business/7979483.stm was not found on this server. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 2, 16:12:53
  - have you tried re-booting your machine? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 2, 16:15:17
Is anyone else Barack Obama's 4th cousin? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 1, 13:05:16
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 13:12:31
  - Oh. The magic is lost sonewhat now. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 1, 13:15:23
    - wotb's gone weird (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 1, 13:17:06
      - no shit! that happened years ago! lol! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 1, 18:35:41
This G20 thing certainly puts our march to the swimming pool into the shade (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 1, 12:52:20
- plain clothes cops starting a punch up imo (NCFC) - harry boulders, Apr 1, 18:29:50
- Can't understand why the G20 meeting is on the same day as the Protest Marches (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Apr 1, 13:02:36
  - who broke it then???? Think this is the latest message i read........ (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 1, 16:03:42
  - perhaps they should change the postcode of the meeting and not advertise G20 to the protes (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 1, 13:04:00
- The Press Association reports that City workers waved ?10 notes at protesters as they pass (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 12:53:57
  - Certainly not a day to be reading one's pension statement on the tube (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 1, 12:55:42
    - bastards have managed to turn out the lights on here now... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 13:43:18
      - PANTSBOT MALFUNCTION! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 1, 14:27:05
cannabis being smoked at the protests (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 1, 12:33:19
- has one of the mps put it on expenses? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 1, 13:06:02
  - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 1, 14:25:43
- and contributing to the hole in the ozone layer (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Apr 1, 12:47:16
- Have they thrown a chair at Wimpys yet? (General Chat) - Small, Apr 1, 12:42:27
  - no, but the police do have a kettle (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 12:43:42
    - Should be plenty of material for Charlie Brooker this week (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 1, 12:46:05
      - he's on tonight entee? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 12:51:53
- Only if you smoke too much of it and have a whitey (racist etc) (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 1, 12:36:56
2 scotch eggs, salt and vinegar walkers and a cup of lemon tea. (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Apr 1, 11:53:44
- Erm.... Hello?!?!? (General Chat) - Drurys Left Nut, Apr 1, 18:22:42
- uitsmijter vlot op wit brood outside in the luvverly sunshine (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 12:29:26
  - A mouthful of jizz off the office junior^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 12:31:51
    - I am the office junior (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 12:48:16
- Seared Alaskan Salmon on a bed of radiccio with a shiitake mushroom and champagne foam (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 12:22:11
- Three - yes that's THREE - big old brown, oaty baps... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 1, 12:17:38
- Pasta with ham in a cream and white wine sauce. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 1, 12:09:50
- beans on hot buttered toast, grated chedder....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 1, 12:08:21
  - saturated (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 1, 12:21:21
    - pre guiness drinking evening at the pub watching england food (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 1, 12:31:57
      - I can't bloody see England from here (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 12:32:40
        
        ... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 1, 12:33:57
        
        shame (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 12:36:06
        
        go outside then adolf (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 1, 12:38:45
        
        and then exzackley who would do all the work here? eh? eh? (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 12:40:34
        
        N1 looking good (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 1, 12:37:43
        
        yep, top of their group ... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 12:50:30
- Who moose w/seeded pitta bread. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 11:58:43
- you'll get the shits (n/m) (General Chat) - micky maguire, Apr 1, 11:54:40
  - From which luncheon element....or is it the combination?? (n/m) (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Apr 1, 11:58:44
    - i think its the scotch eggs x2 and the lemon tea (General Chat) - micky maguire, Apr 1, 12:00:44
      - I'd have thought he would be more likely to be egg-bound than have the squits (n/m) (General Chat) - Tron, Apr 1, 12:08:03
        
        Eggsactly. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 12:11:42
        
        Have I fuck (General Chat) - Small, Apr 1, 12:23:09
        
        I think he was yolking (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 12:20:02
        
        true (n/m) (General Chat) - micky maguire, Apr 1, 12:56:13
Just got in, re the debate on the Peston model (NCFC) - trustsec, Mar 31, 17:21:15
- If we are going to follow a Preston model, could we have our own national football museum? (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Mar 31, 21:03:15
- But, we're fed up with paying to watch non-football activity (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 31, 18:00:49
- sod the debate on preston...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 31, 17:36:58
  - i watched it in Preston (NCFC) - double hipness, Mar 31, 22:16:49
  - I enjoyed it (NCFC) - Small, Mar 31, 17:50:28
    - as if I would ruin it for you (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 31, 17:53:35
    - london posh kids there tho. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 31, 17:51:41
      - In Sheringham? (NCFC) - Small, Mar 31, 18:04:11
        
        'real view' (NCFC) - Clare, Mar 31, 19:44:17
  - I'm onto episode 4 (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 31, 17:43:20
    - which i cant be arsed...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 31, 17:51:07
      - that's fair enough (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 31, 17:53:03
  - Couldn't tell youi, far to late for a school nite and it's (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 31, 17:41:00
    - wise choice...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 31, 17:41:49
- Kelly Preston? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellow Ice, Mar 31, 17:35:39
- Robert Peston? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 31, 17:26:19
Hey AB, let's do a Cigarette XI!!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 15:33:02
- Phillip Morris Johnstone (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 31, 17:20:07
- Tim Fleur du Pays (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 31, 17:16:04
- Joseph Desire JOB Sup/air (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 31, 17:15:13
- What's wrong with plain old Chesterfield ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 31, 17:13:47
- How many Players would we have?.....coat....got. (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 31, 16:46:56
- Who would be the Capstan? (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 31, 16:46:26
- John Ostementholobor (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 31, 16:45:45
- Raymond De hospital Waard (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 31, 16:45:27
- Ade Akinbiy some for me as I am under age. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 31, 16:44:16
- Lucky Strike (Cureton) (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 31, 16:44:01
- Justsayno Jaaskelainen (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 31, 16:41:30
- Robert Regal (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 31, 16:38:02
- Paul Gallahers (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 31, 16:37:52
- Jose Maria ToBakero (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 31, 16:37:18
- Dragon Muzinic (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 31, 16:35:53
- Rick Golden Virginia (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 31, 16:34:01
- Dave "Lucky" Striker (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 31, 16:32:19
- Quinton Fortuna (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 31, 16:29:28
  - Luke More. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 31, 16:32:14
- Jay Tabb (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 31, 16:25:57
- Eric Djemba-Djembassy Number 1 (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 31, 16:23:50
  - ^^^ Brilliant (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 31, 16:33:59
  - Genius. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 31, 16:25:10
- Smokes like a Chimney Neighbour (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 31, 16:23:36
- Joey "in the eye" Barton (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 31, 16:21:13
- They can all play for.. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 31, 16:21:01
  - At Craven A Cottage (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 31, 16:21:44
    - Managed by Smo Kinnear (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 16:24:40
      - you always have to pipe up. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 31, 16:30:34
    - Nice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 31, 16:22:59
- Jan Vueltabajo of Hesselink (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 31, 16:20:39
- Jon MAJORtsemobor (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 31, 16:19:23
- Graham Padron (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 31, 16:17:19
- Rigobert Bong (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 16:16:14
- Craig Phlegming (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 31, 16:15:19
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 31, 16:17:37
- Gianluigi Puffon (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 31, 16:14:38
- Spliff O'Neil (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 16:13:45
- Kingsley Cohiba Black (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 31, 16:11:45
- Matthew Roll-upson (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 31, 16:11:24
- Cigarma-Pongolle (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 31, 16:10:01
- Freddie Ljungcancerberg (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 31, 16:07:50
- Gary Holt - "Three Lung Cancers". (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 31, 16:04:09
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 31, 16:19:38
  - ***RIP fag thread*** (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 16:05:19
    - Albert Chutney Ferrert (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 31, 16:51:47
    - Nicholas Bender (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 31, 16:48:43
    - Jimmy Rimmer (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 31, 16:16:46
    - Stan Bowles from the pavillion end. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 31, 16:11:55
    - Ricardo "Uphill" Gardener (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 31, 16:11:26
    - Mark Chocolate star Fish (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 31, 16:10:15
      - ^^^^^The Subject Matter Expert has surfaced^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 16:12:39
    - Papa Bummer Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 31, 16:09:35
    - Jon Otsbummerbor (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 31, 16:09:16
- FC 20 (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Mar 31, 16:02:45
- Thierry Henry Winterman (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 31, 16:02:31
  - Montecristiano Ronaldo (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 31, 16:02:56
- John Benson & Hedges (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Mar 31, 16:02:30
- Roy Carrolls No.1 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 31, 16:02:29
- Frank Lampard Senior Service (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 31, 16:01:45
- cuban sosa (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 31, 16:01:35
- Reefer Neil (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 16:00:54
- David Mayfair (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 31, 16:00:31
- mattch holland (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 31, 16:00:16
- Bronchitus Bramble (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 15:58:37
- Smoke Camara (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 31, 15:57:26
- Mark FotheringHAMLET (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 31, 15:55:19
- richard cough (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 31, 15:54:55
- David Bea'peterstuyves'ant (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 31, 15:54:31
- toke cole (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 31, 15:54:27
- Emphysema Abbey (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 31, 15:53:36
  - Cap (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 31, 16:02:02
  - my fave too (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 31, 15:57:04
  - ^^^...:*Cor!*:...^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 15:55:38
  - Haha. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 31, 15:55:21
  - winner. LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 31, 15:53:57
- Joe Royals (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 31, 15:52:57
- tom huddlestone thunmbs (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 31, 15:52:41
- Ipswich... (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Mar 31, 15:52:18
- Darren Huckerby (Players No 6) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 15:51:21
- Nicky Butts (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 31, 15:51:09
- Taribo West (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 31, 15:50:36
  - Tony Morley (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 31, 15:51:03
- Alan Stubbs (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 31, 15:50:00
- Darren Waccy Backie (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 31, 15:49:48
- Robert Green (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 31, 15:49:15
- daryl silk cutch (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 31, 15:49:04
- Jon Aarne Rizla (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 15:47:46
  - winner, I think (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 31, 15:48:30
- Gabriel Shagbonlahor (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 31, 15:47:31
- John Benson and Ian Hedges (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 31, 15:47:07
- Jonothon Woodbinegate (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 15:47:02
- Paul Lambert and Butler (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Mar 31, 15:46:25
- Nicky Butt (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 15:46:15
- Phil-ter Neville (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 31, 15:46:01
- Nicotino Asprilla (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 15:45:49
- Ash-ley Cole (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 31, 15:45:35
  - Ashtray Cole (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 15:48:40
- Smoke Cole (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 15:45:04
- Dean Ashton (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 31, 15:44:42
- Gary Old Holt-burn (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 31, 15:43:59
- Ruud Van Nistelmarlbarooy (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 15:43:46
- Rolly Gunner Solskjaer (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 15:42:40
- Antoine Ciggy-erski (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Mar 31, 15:40:51
- Camel Haj Djouf (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 15:39:39
- Pipe Bouba Diop (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 15:39:03
- Dickson Cigarettuhu (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 15:38:12
- Marlboro Ledley King Size (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 31, 15:37:56
  - *Ledley Superkings (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Mar 31, 15:45:23
    - ^^^ better (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 31, 15:52:12
- John Terry Player Special (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 31, 15:35:11
Re: Earth hour (General Chat) - Small, Mar 30, 15:01:14
Can someone do me a couple of book recommendations, please, for impending holibobs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 14:26:04
- The Last Campaign by Thurston Clarke (General Chat) - Bryan Salad Surgery, Mar 30, 19:14:04
- Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNabb (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 30, 17:21:05
- Thanks all. I've Amazoned a few, and made note of the others. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 16:44:00
- 3 books I most enjoyed in the past year... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 30, 16:37:12
  - I've been meaning to read American Psycho for *years* (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 16:42:09
    - American Psycho is a brilliant book (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 30, 16:45:02
      - I struggled with Naked Lunch too. I'm not actually sure it was worth the effort. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 16:48:23
- The White Tiger - Aravind Adiga... (General Chat) - Marquis of Wolftown, Mar 30, 16:23:41
- Flowers for Algeron by Daniel Keyes (n/m) (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Mar 30, 16:18:59
- Go for the entire Asian Saga by James Clavell. (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 30, 15:41:33
- Book early to avoid disappointment and book on your credit card so you are insured. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 30, 15:36:40
- The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins. (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Mar 30, 15:31:17
  - Yep, reddit. I read it mostly in the bath. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 15:35:31
    - Go for anything by this bloke: (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Mar 30, 15:46:26
      - I've actually read "If nobody speaks...". Its a fucking awesome book. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 30, 17:08:22
      - Looks like a right pretentious twerp (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 15:48:34
        
        erm, that's not very nice, (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Mar 30, 15:50:56
        
        Oh, if he's a Norwich fan then I retract my abuse :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 15:59:28
        
        He very much so is (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Mar 30, 16:19:19
        
        That would be hilarious. No it's not Selwyn (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Mar 30, 16:38:38
        
        Thorpe_canary? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 30, 16:37:53
        
        selwyn ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 16:28:02
    - deviant (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 15:36:12
      - It's why I don't fancy one of them pricey eBook gadgets like the Sony Reader (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 15:40:04
    - Ah, then I hope you avoided the troubles I detailed below vvvv (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 15:36:10
  - I read that on hols a couple of years ago. Shocked at how many people approached me with (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 15:34:16
    - I've got a couple of them on my Amazon wishlist ("The Dawkins Delusion" I think, and somet (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 15:37:31
      - Yeah, I would read them but I don't want the authors to make money from them. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 15:38:51
      - It's not called oxfams (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 15:38:11
- Medievals! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 30, 15:23:36
  - Brilliants. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 15:49:46
  - ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 30, 15:24:19
- It all depends on whether you actually want to read it or... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 30, 15:07:29
  - I'm going to somewhere near Benidorm. Anything that doesn't have pictures is going to (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 15:52:02
    - Oh right. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 30, 16:07:05
    - You can hide it under the sleeve of a Jade Goody tribute souvenir book (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 16:00:28
      - I'm hoping I get to do a varient of the Bill Hicks "What are you reading for?" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 16:06:35
- The Physics of Football by Timothy James Gay (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 15:02:26
- The Bible. It is The Word. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 15:01:06
  - presented by Terry Christians (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 30, 15:10:49
    - Ha ha. Whatever happened to that tosspot ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 30, 15:20:54
      - He was recently on Celebrity Bum Fest 9. Just got sacked from Radio Madchester (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 30, 15:25:09
- Have you read "And The Ass Saw The Angel" by Nick Cave (yes, that one)? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 30, 14:55:33
- Grammar of Contemporary Polish (Oscar Swan) (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Mar 30, 14:29:32
  - racy (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 30, 14:32:02
    - If Polish grammar doesn't float your boat... (General Chat) - King, Mar 30, 14:38:50
      - I've read Vernon God Little, enjoyed it tremendously. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 14:41:07
        
        i thought it was tosh... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 30, 14:46:59
        
        Oh, I thought it was very good (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 30, 14:53:45
        
        Oh! Oh! Oh! (General Chat) - King, Mar 30, 14:49:18
        
        Errrm, does (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 30, 16:14:27
        
        cut out the middle man will you king (General Chat) - pants, Mar 30, 15:38:44
        
        Ludmila's Broken English (General Chat) - King, Mar 30, 14:42:20
    - you want racy? read harold robbins! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 30, 14:36:44
- I just bought 8 new ones at lunch, 4 in a discount store place (General Chat) - megson, Mar 30, 14:29:28
  - we bought a stack of Inspector Banks' stories at discount shop (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 30, 14:30:48
- Fat (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 30, 14:28:46
  - Sold. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 14:29:51
- expect you've already done "the diceman?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 30, 14:27:05
  - Yep, ta. I think I've also done the "son of the dice man" sequel thing, (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 14:28:50
    - do you like autobiographys? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 30, 14:30:44
      - Richard Branson is to me (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 30, 14:31:18
        
        ahh.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 30, 14:35:29
        
        That'd be the unauthorised one then? The Tom Bower one? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 30, 14:41:59
        
        in which case it's a biography surely? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 30, 14:45:16
        
        Good point (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 30, 14:46:21
    - have you done netherland yet? (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 30, 14:30:14
      - Never heard of Netherland - looking on google, though, is that this: (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 14:36:53
        
        yep I bought paperback version (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 30, 14:45:48
        
        Christie Malry's Own Double-entry (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 30, 14:38:57
      - He's been done repeatedly in the netherland, or so I've read (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 30, 14:31:30
        
        Shutcher face. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 30, 14:37:27
Shrekighoul (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Mar 28, 19:09:20
- paddygol (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Mar 28, 19:47:41
Button Butch Brawn (General Chat) - Small, Mar 28, 07:57:18
- just watching it on 'red button' (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 28, 09:48:57
  - Jordon!!!! Jesus, did she flash her tits? Didn't think she knew owt about F1 (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 28, 11:12:07
FAO Kevin Pietersen (Other Sports) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 27, 20:42:49
- You do realise that he seldom uses this forum on a Friday? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Buckscanary, Mar 27, 20:46:38
  - He should be on shortly (Other Sports) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 27, 20:59:30
    - His missus could at least fly out (Other Sports) - Small, Mar 27, 21:09:21
Retro footy match on ESPN tonight. Norwich vs Forrest 92/93. Worth watching? or have (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Mar 27, 18:30:30
- when is it on and how do i watch it? ty (NCFC) - earthleakage, Mar 27, 20:39:14
  - It's on ESPN classics, channel 442 if you've got Sky. Starts 9.40. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Mar 27, 21:36:54
    - This is brill (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 27, 21:46:19
- was that one the Dave Phillips free-kick thunderbolt (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 18:31:55
  - oh, I'd gotten confoosed, It wasnt a free kick (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 18:39:14
    - Couldn't Lee Power buy us? He's looded inte? (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 27, 19:07:26
      - he was chairman there, but resigned and is now at Rushden & Diamonds (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 20:14:31
    - Excellent headline! Clever stuff that 'Power cut' bit! I'm deffo watching! (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Mar 27, 18:42:33
    - in fact - just noticed - we had Newman up front, and Sutton at centre back (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 18:40:11
      - Sutton should have stayed at CB. He'd have had loods of England caps (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 27, 19:13:44
        
        'attacking CB'? What's that? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 19:43:51
        
        didn't his England career get sunk because he refused to play in a B int'l or summat? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 27, 20:44:56
        
        yeah, I think it was Goddle that froze him out (NCFC) - Small, Mar 27, 20:59:10
      - from memory (NCFC) - pants, Mar 27, 18:46:02
  - "right foot rasper!" (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 27, 18:32:12
    - pantsbot live show (NCFC) - pants, Mar 27, 18:35:06
      - Oh happy days! (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Mar 27, 18:38:55
- Don't you remember it on sky? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 27, 18:31:51
  - I have the vid of the season and Kevin Baldwin's Norfolk n Good book. (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Mar 27, 18:37:44
    - I'm fairly sure we won both home and away that year (NCFC) - pants, Mar 27, 18:38:57
      - we whupped them 3-0 away - a game I chiefly recall (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 27, 18:42:01
        
        Weird really, cos the season before and the years before that really (NCFC) - pants, Mar 27, 18:47:54
        
        I saw us lose 5-0 there. (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 27, 18:50:50
        
        Was that when Hucks took us apart? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 27, 18:54:19
        
        Before then. I think Walton was in goal. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 27, 19:08:14
        
        I remember seeing walton for another team when (NCFC) - pants, Mar 27, 19:25:00
        
        Think that was 4-0, they had Hucks and Brennan on each wing (NCFC) - pants, Mar 27, 18:58:40
        
        Haha, actually 4 of that forest side are now ex city (NCFC) - pants, Mar 27, 19:00:36
        
        I went to that one. Hucks and Harewood destroyed us (NCFC) - Small, Mar 27, 18:56:39
Cricket sounds like it's going well. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 16:44:17
- And another one. 68/7 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Mar 27, 16:50:47
  - 68/8 ffs (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Mar 27, 16:53:41
    - Harmison to make a composed half-century (n/m) (Other Sports) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 27, 16:55:37
      - Harmison not selected, on the first bouncy pitch we've seen out there (Other Sports) - Old Git, Mar 27, 16:57:54
        
        You're shitting me? (Other Sports) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 27, 17:00:56
        
        Bits and pieces cricketers. Remember Mark Ealham? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Mar 27, 17:07:49
        
        W G Grace, now he WAS a cricketer (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 17:45:17
Does anybody know (General Chat) - Dahab_Canary, Mar 27, 16:03:54
- was it this one? (General Chat) - goppo, Mar 27, 16:22:32
  - It certainly is! (General Chat) - Dahab_Canary, Mar 27, 16:31:52
    - Oi Oi Oi! (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 27, 16:39:21
- Wired for Sound - Cliff Richards (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 27, 16:09:38
- They call the wind Mariah (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 16:09:02
- You useless lazy cunt, mainly. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 27, 16:07:48
- Etuhu Brute by Julius Caesar (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 16:06:28
- Fine Day by Miss Jane (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 16:04:36
Stumpgoal! Pietersen out (n/m) (Other Sports) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 27, 15:57:52
- We are a complete shambles at the mo. (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Mar 27, 16:16:03
- And another. Bloody idiotds (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Mar 27, 16:04:39
  - And another. Flintoff (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Mar 27, 16:11:23
    - Bloody hell, it's a debacle (n/m) (Other Sports) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 27, 16:12:51
      - and another. Shit decision (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Mar 27, 16:29:00
  - English cricket is divided and in a right mess, bring back Duncan Fletcher I say. (n/m) (Other Sports) - lovely old job, Mar 27, 16:06:11
- Pieterson is a knob. (Other Sports) - shoddy, Mar 27, 16:00:51
  - can you blame him, he's been fucked right over. (n/m) (Other Sports) - lovely old job, Mar 27, 16:04:13
    - He is a cock though (Other Sports) - Small, Mar 27, 16:08:24
      - he does strut like one I do agree, I think mine would be better at batting at no 3 (Other Sports) - lovely old job, Mar 27, 16:11:55
- FFS. I was looking forward to watching that this evening as well (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Mar 27, 16:00:47
How recently have you had beef dripping on hot toast, if ever? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:51:01
- 27 years ago then (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 27, 16:05:11
  - My maths is rubbish, I used to be really scared of it at school. I had to have extra maths (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 16:08:06
    - My math teacher ''Mr Fellows'' looked like this apart from he was white (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 27, 16:10:38
      - Blimey - didn't realise Barbapapa was still going. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 16:12:20
- A few years ago we went to an old Danish village museum thing (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 27, 16:04:41
- Never, and having read road to Wigan Pier I never will. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 27, 16:00:54
- I can't afford beef dripping so I just use lard instead. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 27, 16:00:26
  - I sometimes just drink straight out of the Sunflower oil bottle. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 16:01:12
    - you're very hard (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 27, 16:03:50
- and even better with a bit of marmite on it (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 27, 15:52:53
- last Friday night (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 15:52:49
  - never ever (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:54:59
    - I don't believe you. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:56:05
      - NOt about not having it... not knowing what it is. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:56:21
        
        the juice from off of roast beefs? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 16:07:55
        
        yes, but left to set in the fridge overnight. Cold white top, soft gungy underside. Spread (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 16:09:44
        
        my dad used to eat that stuff (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 16:17:40
        
        I prefer crumpet. (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 27, 16:12:54
        
        cor, yea -beef dripping on a hot crumpet so it goes right in the holes. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 16:13:46
        
        can you do chips in it? (General Chat) - Small, Mar 27, 16:19:08
        
        ha! My good old mum still saves it up for some reason (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 27, 16:24:47
        
        You bet your sweet arse! Chips cooked in beef dripping! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 16:21:59
    - Fat (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 15:55:50
      - Only the tastiest, beefiest fat, tastes like fat never tasted before. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:57:49
        
        has some doctor now claimed it's not bad for you after all??? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 27, 16:02:49
        
        there was something about it possibly being better for frying chips in than vegetable oil (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 16:05:28
        
        Ok, I'm going to collect the lard from all my sunday roasts (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 27, 16:09:36
        
        Probably. Guinness is good for you so I'm going to do some in The King's in a bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 16:04:22
        
        Hurrah! for you (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 16:06:37
  - Really? Or no? If really, then good on yer Scrampers! Did you have a mid-week rurst? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:54:15
    - really it's no (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 15:59:22
- Cor, must be 30 years. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 15:52:26
Just about sums it up I think (General Chat) - Ben, Mar 27, 15:30:35
- fucking does... (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 27, 15:59:15
  - it's a bit like that femme femme thing on here (General Chat) - pants, Mar 27, 16:06:33
    - what's that? I've been away for a couple of weeks and already wrath has left me behind (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 27, 16:11:14
      - It's the nemesis of Butch - trying to take over (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 27, 16:20:20
        
        how dare it! this must end immediately (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 27, 16:22:56
        
        How did your pokery thingammy go? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 27, 16:33:51
- Charles has just sent you a zombie request (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 27, 15:40:22
  - Steve in Holland has sent you a SMACK IN THE FACE using Tombland Taxi Rank Handbags (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 15:41:44
- mbk likes this. *thumbs up. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:32:42
Own Stumpigol! 15/1 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Mar 27, 15:26:29
- we are laughingly bad at the mickey mouse versions of the game. Test team has to be (Other Sports) - megson, Mar 27, 15:58:30
- Double own Stumpigol! 17/2 shit (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Mar 27, 15:28:40
  - Don't worry (Other Sports) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 27, 15:50:11
My father in-law is a mental (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:05:26
- I have no idea what you're talking about (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Mar 27, 15:20:23
  - my father in law (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:23:56
    - pants mum does his hovering (n/m) (Other Sports) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 15:43:45
      - in her pants? (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:46:33
        
        no in his pants (n/m) (Other Sports) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 15:47:39
- Blimey, do they still make hoovers with bags in? (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:16:09
- My father-in-law always empties the hoover bags and re-uses them again (Other Sports) - KentonCanary, Mar 27, 15:14:23
  - Did you just have one sprout each? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Mar 27, 15:18:11
    - Or did you give Granny all ten so she trumped all the way through Liz's speech? (n/m) (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:19:47
      - I did a monstrous trump at the in laws a couple of year ago. (Other Sports) - KentonCanary, Mar 27, 15:43:59
        
        Not exactly one of your more heartwarming tales, Kenton (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Mar 27, 15:57:31
        
        I liked it. (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 16:03:28
        
        shit happens (n/m) (Other Sports) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 15:46:25
      - potd (Other Sports) - pants, Mar 27, 15:21:17
  - Sprouticide (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:16:39
- Make do and mend. You may mock but it was people doing things like putting zips in hoover (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:09:09
  - A lot of people though, go on about the second world war so much because (Other Sports) - pants, Mar 27, 15:25:25
    - They do tho dunt they tho. To be fair it was quite a big thing at the time apparently. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:29:37
      - "To be fair" (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 27, 15:39:02
        
        I thought about that but then decided that it was a legitimate usage. I shan't apologise a (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:42:01
        
        There is no legitimate usage for that phrase. (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 27, 15:49:50
        
        *you're (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 27, 15:53:42
        
        At the end of the day though, (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:40:20
        
        He's only gone and raped it. Happy Days! (n/m) (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:41:07
        
        ... (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:42:47
        
        i'm glad that's the part of the post you chose to YouToob (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 15:47:24
        
        in the grand scheme of things (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:40:54
        
        I'm not being funny, but basically you're not helping with those sort of comments (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 27, 15:47:35
        
        Yebut, in all honesty, (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:59:04
    - i guess losing two sisters and brother does affect your outlook on life (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:28:08
      - My dad was torpedoed by the Nipponese on t repulse when he was 17. (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:32:45
        
        ahhh perspective (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Mar 27, 15:55:45
        
        siege of Malta (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:53:58
        
        My dad wasn't so keen on Japs. (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:59:40
    - Bit like Sheff Utd away, I suppose (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Mar 27, 15:27:38
  - Indeed. My Grandpa didn't even see my Dad until he was four and my Nanna fed him on (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:17:13
    - That'll make your Nana wiggle (Other Sports) - Small, Mar 27, 15:25:34
      - No - Wednesday. I'm going to Brodie's birthday party tomorrow. (n/m) (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:27:49
    - At least he had teeth. My Nan had to remove her kids teeth to build an Anderson shelter (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:20:55
      - They weren't his teeth, they were the cat's. Nanna took them out and gave them to my Dad (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:26:49
        
        Well it was bad till you could buy tights again right up until the 1967's when they invent (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:32:13
        
        My dad had a company car during the 3-day week/petrol shortages/power cuts/embassy No 6 (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:37:11
        
        oooeeooo (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:39:38
        
        helpless chortle (Other Sports) - Old Git, Mar 27, 15:29:48
  - that's exactly it jaffers (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:15:01
    - Bet she's filth in le boudoir though. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:16:52
      - let's park that one eh? (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:17:58
        
        no, let's have it out. Does she go like a dunny door when the plague's in town? (n/m) (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:18:43
        
        I bet she does. No TV then you see. Dirty minx. (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:23:04
        
        ^^^ Down with this sort of thing (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:26:19
        
        Don't worry, Percy. I won't. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 15:34:21
Wassit loike in the Eagle Newmarket Road ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Beerswiller, Mar 27, 14:28:27
- Thass orlight, entut. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:41:05
  - overspill of unthank arms intut. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 14:50:14
    - Not really, much more Ruperty than the Unthank Arms. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:53:54
      - cant get much more ruperty.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 15:04:21
        
        I don't think it's as bad now. (General Chat) - Small, Mar 27, 15:07:35
        
        It's all estate agents and swankers (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:21:33
      - Just glad it's still there (General Chat) - Small, Mar 27, 14:59:51
  - fuck off, Kevin (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 14:48:42
  - landlords a nice bloke too (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 14:43:28
- It's nice (General Chat) - Small, Mar 27, 14:32:08
- It was where I did the bulk of my underage drinking (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 14:31:58
  - was pontious still a pilot? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 14:33:35
- its ok, never had a meal but thr pub seems ok (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 14:29:18
  - its great - had a birthday meal for 12 last sat night there.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 14:31:22
any ideas now mr brooke? brom knows (n/m) (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 13:45:20
- No. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 27, 14:12:07
  - have a guess (n/m) (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 14:19:25
    - XXL? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 27, 14:19:49
      - nope do you need a clue? (n/m) (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 14:25:39
        
        Nobody cares (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 14:32:48
        
        you're tricking me, i don't beleive you (n/m) (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 14:36:05
        
        stop teasing (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 27, 14:30:02
        
        he'll be shitting in his ncfc slippers (n/m) (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 14:31:30
Lemon glazed Crayfish, Rocket Salad, Falafel and sun dried tomato wrap with olive humus (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 12:45:52
- Chilli and a pint o'Guinness (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 14:03:38
  - With Alan Lee and Phil Mulryne (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 14:09:53
    - to be sure (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 14:14:33
- Baked Potato skins (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Mar 27, 13:44:30
  - ^^^ FAO AB ^^^ (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 13:58:06
    - I know. I could cry. And look at Scrammers ^^^^^. Chilli and Stout. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:04:59
      - have I missed something? are you on a diet AB? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 14:11:29
        
        I am doing another one of them runs. Sheffield Half-Marathon, 26th April (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:37:57
        
        Isn't he in training for one of his Fun Runs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 27, 14:29:24
        
        Yep ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:41:50
        
        You missed the fact that he is a GIRL (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 14:25:36
        
        Beastly man. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:42:54
      - smoked salmon sandwich and napple (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 14:05:48
        
        napple, norange and a nannana. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 27, 14:11:08
- Blueberries with yoggit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:33:37
  - ha ha ha ha ha. Even worse than we could possibly have imagined. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 13:45:13
    - (You know, if Id been less busy, I was gonna try and make up what lunch AB would be having (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 13:47:06
  - Ooooo how YUMSTERS!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tarquin Felcher, Mar 27, 13:42:38
  - poi (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 13:34:00
    - Where. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:37:31
      - blueberries (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 13:41:46
        
        bet they were dutch blueberries (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 13:45:52
        
        ... (General Chat) - King, Mar 27, 13:53:34
        
        Chilean, I just checked the pack. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:48:41
        
        did you forget to buy an entire course? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 13:50:58
        
        do you remember when that was really in (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 14:12:29
        
        Get fucked. "Blueberries" is not poi. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:45:16
        
        One species of blueberry grows wild on the hill in Scotland (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 13:56:52
        
        My Mum used to grow blueberries on her allotment down Bluebell Road. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:02:11
        
        there's a blueberry farm in Norfolk (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 14:13:17
- Sushi (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 27, 13:04:29
  - worms in guts. nuff said (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 13:05:49
    - sex with lisa riley? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 27, 13:10:05
      - Christ almighty, I so wish I hadn't googled that :-((( (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 27, 13:18:48
        
        ^now, that's a poi! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 13:23:19
        
        ;-), ;-), ;-), ;-), ;-), ;-), ;-), (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 27, 13:56:53
        
        that's, like, soooooooooooo an ?ber-poi (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 13:33:44
        
        Yeah, he is like so busted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 27, 13:42:53
      - roflol (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 27, 13:12:27
- Zupa pomidorowa i kotlet schabowy z ziemniakami (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Mar 27, 13:03:21
  - tomater soup, cutlet of pig, something? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 13:05:06
    - "tomater" (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 27, 13:21:22
      - I think he meant 'tomarter' (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 13:23:03
        
        you say Tomarter he says tomater......retro songs rock!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 27, 13:37:32
    - Spuds (General Chat) - King, Mar 27, 13:05:48
      - polish? Spuds in serb is krompir but i got the gist of the rest (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 13:06:45
        
        Yarp that be polski (General Chat) - King, Mar 27, 13:13:44
- ham, cucumber sarnies with salad cream (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 12:59:46
  - What are the Victoria Pendleton "complications"? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:13:24
    - she could snap you in halves with her olympic theighs (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 13:37:05
      - Good. I thought she was on the other bus for a minute. That would never do. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:38:31
        
        she's probably 'BI' as in bicycle (n/m) (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 13:40:29
        
        Who isn't? Any hole's a goal. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:41:30
  - I hear you love lunchboxes (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 13:01:01
    - Steve in Neanderthals; stop pimping my thread (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 13:01:55
  - good man (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 13:00:58
- Did you go to Shears, the underground hairdressers? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 12:50:52
  - Fraid not as I had to abandon my haircut plans due to SEX (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 12:53:34
- double cheese burger from the greezy cafe! (General Chat) - ingi, Mar 27, 12:50:28
- Yeah but where did you get your hair cut... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 27, 12:50:26
  - ^^^^ see above (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 12:54:13
- you managed to find your way home then? (General Chat) - Small, Mar 27, 12:49:41
  - yup, i used my "MEMORY" (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 12:51:20
- Mushy peas are for deviants. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 12:47:30
  - hooked (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 12:48:21
    - noticce he's not telling what he had for lunch, either (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 12:52:25
      - Splattered fuck, hard onions, squealing redfish, shy twert, half a crumbling flushcake, (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 12:58:52
      - Hent had anything yet. Had a napple for elevenses if that helps. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 12:56:44
      - indeed (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 12:55:50
Have I missed something ? Is Garry Brooke really a friend of Dean Ashton ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 12:23:27
- from the horses mouth (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 27, 12:27:40
- Stop it! (NCFC) - Small, Mar 27, 12:26:07
  - I already have. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 27, 13:06:58
- And has anyone else noticed that micky maguire was logged in only when I wunt ? Though I (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 12:25:57
- Gout of the bottom (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 27, 12:24:00
  - That would right hurt. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 27, 13:04:39
Own up! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 27, 11:20:26
- Please don't take everything so personally. (General Chat) - pants, Mar 27, 11:29:41
  - Ah! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 27, 11:30:13
    - I did a touch? dint I? (General Chat) - pants, Mar 27, 11:35:08
      - You're the best. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 27, 11:51:08
        
        nah I'm not, I'm a looney remember (General Chat) - pants, Mar 27, 11:56:24
        
        *ignore* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 27, 11:56:36
        
        Okay. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 27, 11:58:31
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 27, 12:01:22
- the truth hurts (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 11:24:28
  - Scurrilous fiend! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 27, 11:26:32
    - Sounds like you've already plumbed his depths anyway. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 27, 11:27:38
      - What did you win Mr Dog? (n/m) (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Mar 27, 11:47:34
        
        The redundancy figures competition. (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 27, 12:11:01
        
        Before anyone says it... (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 27, 12:12:09
    - go on have a guess (n/m) (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 11:27:34
      - Small? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 27, 11:28:50
        
        Idiot (General Chat) - Small, Mar 27, 12:22:16
        
        lol, rolf (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 11:30:12
- Mick Maguire. He's got plenty of time on his hands to come on here now. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 27, 11:21:22
  - I know who the real Mick Maguire is. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 27, 11:25:23
    - micky maguire is a character off of the shamelesses (n/m) (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 11:27:00
      - I know. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 27, 11:28:13
        
        but a cool one (n/m) (General Chat) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 11:29:16
Cassidy? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 26, 23:25:06
- Butch? (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 26, 23:41:59
  - premature (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 26, 23:54:39