My father in-law is a mental

who else on this entire PLANET would think to put a zip in a hoover bag to avoid buying refills? A ZIP in a HOOVER BAG!!!!

Tight f**king c**t.

On the upside though, should be s**tloads of coin in the will.

Posted By: Tombs on March 27th 2009 at 15:05:26

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My father in-law is a mental (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:05:26
- I have no idea what you're talking about (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Mar 27, 15:20:23
  - my father in law (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:23:56
    - pants mum does his hovering (n/m) (Other Sports) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 15:43:45
      - in her pants? (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:46:33
        
        no in his pants (n/m) (Other Sports) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 15:47:39
- Blimey, do they still make hoovers with bags in? (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:16:09
- My father-in-law always empties the hoover bags and re-uses them again (Other Sports) - KentonCanary, Mar 27, 15:14:23
  - Did you just have one sprout each? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Mar 27, 15:18:11
    - Or did you give Granny all ten so she trumped all the way through Liz's speech? (n/m) (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:19:47
      - I did a monstrous trump at the in laws a couple of year ago. (Other Sports) - KentonCanary, Mar 27, 15:43:59
        
        Not exactly one of your more heartwarming tales, Kenton (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Mar 27, 15:57:31
        
        I liked it. (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 16:03:28
        
        shit happens (n/m) (Other Sports) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 15:46:25
      - potd (Other Sports) - pants, Mar 27, 15:21:17
  - Sprouticide (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:16:39
- Make do and mend. You may mock but it was people doing things like putting zips in hoover (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:09:09
  - A lot of people though, go on about the second world war so much because (Other Sports) - pants, Mar 27, 15:25:25
    - They do tho dunt they tho. To be fair it was quite a big thing at the time apparently. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:29:37
      - "To be fair" (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 27, 15:39:02
        
        I thought about that but then decided that it was a legitimate usage. I shan't apologise a (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:42:01
        
        There is no legitimate usage for that phrase. (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 27, 15:49:50
        
        *you're (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 27, 15:53:42
        
        At the end of the day though, (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:40:20
        
        He's only gone and raped it. Happy Days! (n/m) (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:41:07
        
        ... (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:42:47
        
        i'm glad that's the part of the post you chose to YouToob (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 15:47:24
        
        in the grand scheme of things (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:40:54
        
        I'm not being funny, but basically you're not helping with those sort of comments (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 27, 15:47:35
        
        Yebut, in all honesty, (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:59:04
    - i guess losing two sisters and brother does affect your outlook on life (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:28:08
      - My dad was torpedoed by the Nipponese on t repulse when he was 17. (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:32:45
        
        ahhh perspective (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Mar 27, 15:55:45
        
        siege of Malta (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:53:58
        
        My dad wasn't so keen on Japs. (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:59:40
    - Bit like Sheff Utd away, I suppose (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Mar 27, 15:27:38
  - Indeed. My Grandpa didn't even see my Dad until he was four and my Nanna fed him on (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:17:13
    - That'll make your Nana wiggle (Other Sports) - Small, Mar 27, 15:25:34
      - No - Wednesday. I'm going to Brodie's birthday party tomorrow. (n/m) (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:27:49
    - At least he had teeth. My Nan had to remove her kids teeth to build an Anderson shelter (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:20:55
      - They weren't his teeth, they were the cat's. Nanna took them out and gave them to my Dad (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:26:49
        
        Well it was bad till you could buy tights again right up until the 1967's when they invent (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:32:13
        
        My dad had a company car during the 3-day week/petrol shortages/power cuts/embassy No 6 (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:37:11
        
        oooeeooo (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:39:38
        
        helpless chortle (Other Sports) - Old Git, Mar 27, 15:29:48
  - that's exactly it jaffers (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:15:01
    - Bet she's filth in le boudoir though. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:16:52
      - let's park that one eh? (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:17:58
        
        no, let's have it out. Does she go like a dunny door when the plague's in town? (n/m) (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:18:43
        
        I bet she does. No TV then you see. Dirty minx. (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:23:04
        
        ^^^ Down with this sort of thing (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:26:19
        
        Don't worry, Percy. I won't. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 15:34:21

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