At least he had teeth. My Nan had to remove her kids teeth to build an Anderson shelter

with. Tough times. Kids these days don't know they're born.

And then some of them died when bananas stopped being rationed.

Posted By: jafski on March 27th 2009 at 15:20:55

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My father in-law is a mental (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:05:26
- I have no idea what you're talking about (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Mar 27, 15:20:23
  - my father in law (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:23:56
    - pants mum does his hovering (n/m) (Other Sports) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 15:43:45
      - in her pants? (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:46:33
        
        no in his pants (n/m) (Other Sports) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 15:47:39
- Blimey, do they still make hoovers with bags in? (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:16:09
- My father-in-law always empties the hoover bags and re-uses them again (Other Sports) - KentonCanary, Mar 27, 15:14:23
  - Did you just have one sprout each? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Mar 27, 15:18:11
    - Or did you give Granny all ten so she trumped all the way through Liz's speech? (n/m) (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:19:47
      - I did a monstrous trump at the in laws a couple of year ago. (Other Sports) - KentonCanary, Mar 27, 15:43:59
        
        Not exactly one of your more heartwarming tales, Kenton (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Mar 27, 15:57:31
        
        I liked it. (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 16:03:28
        
        shit happens (n/m) (Other Sports) - micky maguire, Mar 27, 15:46:25
      - potd (Other Sports) - pants, Mar 27, 15:21:17
  - Sprouticide (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:16:39
- Make do and mend. You may mock but it was people doing things like putting zips in hoover (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:09:09
  - A lot of people though, go on about the second world war so much because (Other Sports) - pants, Mar 27, 15:25:25
    - They do tho dunt they tho. To be fair it was quite a big thing at the time apparently. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:29:37
      - "To be fair" (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 27, 15:39:02
        
        I thought about that but then decided that it was a legitimate usage. I shan't apologise a (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:42:01
        
        There is no legitimate usage for that phrase. (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 27, 15:49:50
        
        *you're (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 27, 15:53:42
        
        At the end of the day though, (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:40:20
        
        He's only gone and raped it. Happy Days! (n/m) (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:41:07
        
        ... (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:42:47
        
        i'm glad that's the part of the post you chose to YouToob (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 15:47:24
        
        in the grand scheme of things (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:40:54
        
        I'm not being funny, but basically you're not helping with those sort of comments (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 27, 15:47:35
        
        Yebut, in all honesty, (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:59:04
    - i guess losing two sisters and brother does affect your outlook on life (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:28:08
      - My dad was torpedoed by the Nipponese on t repulse when he was 17. (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:32:45
        
        ahhh perspective (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Mar 27, 15:55:45
        
        siege of Malta (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:53:58
        
        My dad wasn't so keen on Japs. (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 27, 15:59:40
    - Bit like Sheff Utd away, I suppose (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Mar 27, 15:27:38
  - Indeed. My Grandpa didn't even see my Dad until he was four and my Nanna fed him on (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:17:13
    - That'll make your Nana wiggle (Other Sports) - Small, Mar 27, 15:25:34
      - No - Wednesday. I'm going to Brodie's birthday party tomorrow. (n/m) (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:27:49
    - At least he had teeth. My Nan had to remove her kids teeth to build an Anderson shelter (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:20:55
      - They weren't his teeth, they were the cat's. Nanna took them out and gave them to my Dad (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:26:49
        
        Well it was bad till you could buy tights again right up until the 1967's when they invent (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:32:13
        
        My dad had a company car during the 3-day week/petrol shortages/power cuts/embassy No 6 (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:37:11
        
        oooeeooo (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:39:38
        
        helpless chortle (Other Sports) - Old Git, Mar 27, 15:29:48
  - that's exactly it jaffers (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:15:01
    - Bet she's filth in le boudoir though. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:16:52
      - let's park that one eh? (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:17:58
        
        no, let's have it out. Does she go like a dunny door when the plague's in town? (n/m) (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:18:43
        
        I bet she does. No TV then you see. Dirty minx. (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 27, 15:23:04
        
        ^^^ Down with this sort of thing (Other Sports) - Tombs, Mar 27, 15:26:19
        
        Don't worry, Percy. I won't. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 15:34:21

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