I did a monstrous trump at the in laws a couple of year ago.

It was early evening and my stomach was groaning through the weight of food and the lager we had finished off, and it was nearly time to pay a visit to the unloading bay.

I was getting uncomfortable, but at the time I was playing backgammon with my father-in-law whilst sitting on the front of the sofa, and when the game was over I knew I had to nip out. All the other in-laws were in the sitting room at the time.

Just as I has held in another one, one of my young daughters ran over to me and tipped me back on the sofa (which was huge and I could fall a long way back in) and landed on my stomach. The wind could only go in a southerly direction, and given the force that I had been sat on, could only travel at around 90mph. My legs were in the air and spread wide as my buttocks started rattling with the force of the trump that exploded in my trousers.

Silence followed. The only laughter was from the kids. My mother in law pretended not to notice. Bless her.

I feel embarrassed just thinking about it now.

Posted By: KentonCanary on March 27th 2009 at 15:43:59

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