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Sue Perkins bookies favourite to take over from Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gears. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 10, 06:44:36
- not funny, and annoying (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 10, 09:43:22
- Nailed it... (General Chat) - bird table, Apr 10, 09:11:14
  - I'd watch that shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 10, 09:13:42
- Arizona Blub (General Chat) - Arizona Gag, Apr 10, 08:50:57
  - It's getting late Southampton Rob, get your arse to bed ! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 10, 08:57:17
    - 'Southampton rob!' Fuck me theres a blast from the past! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 10, 09:06:57
      - cos (General Chat) - pants, Apr 10, 09:18:28
        
        Ahhh (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 10, 09:42:52
- All depends who her co-presenters were (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 10, 08:27:34
- Must be a wind up surely? I don't like top gear but (General Chat) - Jim, Apr 10, 08:22:29
- How about Isabella M?ller-Reinhardt? (General Chat) - APB, Apr 10, 07:57:07
  - If it's not Sabine Schmitz I'm having a sulk.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 10, 08:34:52
    - Vmt.... Shes ace in a 'brilliant driver' and (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 10, 08:50:11
  - in the words of CB41, who? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 10, 08:00:46
    - Presenter of Bundesliga highlights on ITV4. (General Chat) - APB, Apr 10, 08:11:26
      - Danke sch?n (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 10, 08:16:13
- I always liked Light Lunch back in the day. still think Sabine Schmitz would be ace on it (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 10, 07:53:07
  - yep schmit for me (n/m) (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Apr 10, 09:46:24
  - +one!!!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 10, 08:35:36
- what a pathetic desire in life (n/m) (General Chat) - fal5taff, Apr 10, 07:47:45
- She's stunningly annoying though. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 10, 06:59:14
  - Yes she is - she married my girlfriend (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 10, 07:20:59
    - Her missus is alright. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 10, 07:43:34
      - I prefer Anna Ryder Richardson. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Apr 10, 08:12:16
        
        I've met her. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 10, 08:54:32
        
        Did you huff her, a la MIKE WALKER? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 10, 09:05:55
    - Another Jumbo superfact? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 10, 07:22:26
  - Can be with the other one, whose name I cannot be bothered to look up how to spell. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 10, 07:12:08
    - Coren is annoying, fact. (General Chat) - APB, Apr 10, 07:44:02
      - His sister's rather nice. (General Chat) - bird table, Apr 10, 09:30:18
      - This is exactly it. I've heard quite a lot that "Top Gear is Clarkson" or somesuch in (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 10, 08:43:39
        
        Word. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Apr 10, 08:48:36
    - "Giedroyc", "Supersizers" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 10, 07:16:48
pleased that russ has signed a new deal (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Apr 9, 21:06:28
- Martin (NCFC) - letsbehavinyou, Apr 9, 22:38:45
- Well deserved and he has played well with Bassong (NCFC) - trianglepatch, Apr 9, 21:22:10
- indeed. And Scotland regular. We all want players who (NCFC) - Pixelman, Apr 9, 21:13:59
40% of new teachers leave within a year of qualifying. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 13:24:07
- Some teachers though are just militantly anti the Tories and I think that attitude fuels (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 31, 18:50:20
  - Sorry Jim. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 20:20:15
  - A lot of truth in this. (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Mar 31, 18:53:53
- Speaking as an atypical NQT+1 (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 31, 18:47:02
  - That's the spirit! (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 20:24:41
    - ask me that in a year (n/m) (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 31, 21:14:03
  - yep. i think though that the pressure from ofsted (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Mar 31, 20:12:17
    - Yup. Absolutely. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 20:23:37
- My social circle includes 4 teachers... (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Mar 31, 18:44:29
- I loved Teaching..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 31, 17:16:10
- but..,. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 31, 15:07:20
  - Same argument mentioned below. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 15:18:55
    - But the fact that folk are making the effort (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 16:06:06
      - that... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 31, 16:25:26
        
        Agree. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 16:30:14
    - but again you could argue... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 31, 15:42:12
- Stats to suit your argument - (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Mar 31, 14:39:39
  - An element of that too. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 14:44:07
    - It's a very small world we live in..... (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Mar 31, 15:10:11
      - Away at the moment, will do when I get back. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 15:21:43
        
        Cheers will do (n/m) (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Mar 31, 15:47:36
- I think that many teachers do not have a broad perspective in life (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Mar 31, 14:20:38
  - Don't disagree. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 14:27:16
    - tho... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 31, 15:52:35
      - in fairness though (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 31, 16:11:04
        
        nope.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 31, 16:26:34
        
        Working hours are just longer (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Mar 31, 18:59:58
- is it any different to 2009 when 40% dropped out before starting? (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 31, 14:08:29
  - Much greater drop-out now. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 14:19:17
    - is it party political though? (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 31, 15:44:14
- that seems a high rate of attrition is it really that bad a place to work? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 14:01:41
  - It is a real struggle for the first year. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 14:04:05
    - the down turn means that people who normally (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Mar 31, 20:14:13
    - would a change in govt not just bring even more disruption? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 14:11:47
      - Hunt promised no changes to curriculum (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 14:16:31
        
        i don't know who hunt is (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 14:20:54
        
        Mike? (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 31, 20:14:04
        
        Was a discussion around target setting at a conference . (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 14:30:34
        
        oh dear (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 14:40:04
        
        Blimey! (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 14:49:18
        
        only joking (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 15:15:26
        
        True! (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 15:22:57
    - wifes school became an academy. she hates it now. used to love her job (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 31, 14:06:32
      - Let me guess... (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 14:12:54
        
        some of the academy chains are nuts... (n/m) (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Mar 31, 20:15:11
        
        fakenham (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 31, 14:23:33
        
        TEN Group. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 14:31:22
- a lot of that to do with people initially seeing teaching as an easy career to get into (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 31, 13:54:57
  - I've heard the same thing. (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 31, 14:20:13
    - Teachers should work hard. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 14:33:14
      - Can I ask what's changed to make it so hard? (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 31, 14:37:43
        
        Constantly moving goalposts. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 14:47:55
  - I think that's a fair point. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 14:05:08
- Just out of interest do you know the number of new teachers qualifying 5 years ago to now? (General Chat) - Meh, Mar 31, 13:51:06
  - Don't know the figures. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 14:06:52
- When I was a young 'un teachers only changed during the summer holibobs (General Chat) - harry boulders, Mar 31, 13:45:29
  - Any time they crack up... (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 14:08:20
    - again... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 31, 15:44:30
      - That's what I meant by workplace. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 31, 16:31:29
        
        austerity is hurting.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 31, 16:35:27
That joy division comment earlier...did anyone see peter hook and the light in holt? (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Mar 12, 20:07:08
- Saw him in Norwich last year. I think he did do Love... (General Chat) - APB, Mar 12, 20:24:37
  - I've seen him twice and he played LWTUA both times and Blue Monday once. (n/m) (General Chat) - col canary, Mar 12, 20:38:18
    - 1st time was Unknown Pleasures at Southend and then 1st two New Order albums in Colchester (n/m) (General Chat) - col canary, Mar 12, 20:47:09
      - Both gigs were epic. Can't wait for him to tour UK again so I can see him again. (General Chat) - col canary, Mar 12, 20:52:45
The Stereo MCs are headlining the festival I organize if any of you wrathers fancy it.... (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Mar 10, 21:33:31
- Which way does sir dress? To the left? To the right? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Mar 10, 23:30:13
- May I be a little copy-critical? (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 10, 21:40:57
- did you mention free tickets? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 10, 21:34:54
- Make sure you're connected (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Mar 10, 21:34:27
  - Ow! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 10, 21:35:47
I love Hungarians. (n/m) (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Feb 10, 00:00:06
- Incidentally, my grandmother is Hungarian. She HATES Hungarians, despises them (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Feb 10, 01:30:03
  - Too much Goulash . (n/m) (NCFC) - CROYDONCANARY, Feb 10, 08:29:13
  - Weird how badly holocaust survivors were treated (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 10, 01:50:13
    - the locals in eastern Europe often enthusiast (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Feb 10, 07:37:30
    - You know thousands ended up stuck in the camps for years afterwards? (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Feb 10, 01:53:39
      - Yeah a quarter of a million (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 10, 02:00:21
        
        And how the survivors were treated explains, of course, their furious desire to establish (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Feb 10, 02:04:46
        
        Yep (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 10, 02:12:53
  - Did she despise them on November 25th 1953? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Feb 10, 01:33:11
    - Not a football fan, sadly. In fact, there's no background of football fandom in my family (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Feb 10, 01:34:51
      - Same here (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 10, 01:51:36
        
        VMT. Props to Ceefax, Oracle and the Rothmans Football Yearbook :) (n/m) (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Feb 10, 01:54:52
        
        Props? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 10, 08:32:10
        
        The internet suggests it's possibly from "proper respect" and/or "proper recognition" (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 10, 09:39:48
- When I did my TESOL five years ago, we had four classes in another language (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Feb 10, 01:26:58
  - "Egan" - always struck me as odd that the word for "yes" has 2 syllables. (n/m) (NCFC) - Muzzi, Feb 10, 08:18:12
  - Mine was Turkish, we got quite a lot after just a couple of days (NCFC) - Brandonio, Feb 10, 01:31:35
    - Yes for sure. We had one class in Finnish at school. My God! (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Feb 10, 01:34:12
      - Yeah, all the time. English teachers are the worst (NCFC) - Brandonio, Feb 10, 01:45:05
        
        Ha - yes. I've got students here who taught themselves English just by listening to music (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Feb 10, 01:49:09
- Nagyon szepen kosonom (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Feb 10, 00:00:22
  - s?rga hadsereg (n/m) (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Feb 10, 00:05:59
    - Jo! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Feb 10, 00:12:09
  - Dont bother with Google translate, it will always be wrong. (n/m) (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Feb 10, 00:03:57
    - Wasn't Google translate. I actually do speak (a little) Hungarian (NCFC) - Old Man, Feb 10, 00:11:18
      - You should meet my I (n/m) (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Feb 10, 00:19:52
        
        You should meet my Immy, she is Hungarian. Very hard language to learn. (n/m) (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Feb 10, 00:20:30
        
        Well done for learning some Hungarian, big Kudos. (n/m) (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Feb 10, 08:24:29
        
        You're not kidding. Grammar totally unlike any other language I know (NCFC) - Old Man, Feb 10, 00:27:12
        
        Dunno if you two have twitter but George Szirtes is on there (NCFC) - Brandonio, Feb 10, 01:47:43
This is interesting/disheartening (Other Football) - Joe Strimmer, Feb 5, 14:38:26
- it would take me 250 years to earn Rooneys annual salary. meh. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Feb 5, 15:20:18
  - 46 years for me (Other Football) - Kev, Feb 5, 17:49:04
    - are you Mcnally? (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Feb 5, 17:51:18
      - Shit, I've been outed (Other Football) - Kev, Feb 5, 18:02:40
        
        not much gets past me - especially food (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Feb 5, 18:06:46
  - ^^^ Thinly veiled "I earn ?60k a year humblebrag ^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Feb 5, 16:15:41
    - #stay#humble (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Feb 5, 16:34:06
- depressing even! (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Feb 5, 15:20:02
Word press (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Feb 5, 14:02:28
- try: (General Chat) - Fozzie, Feb 5, 14:54:15
  - Thanks but tried that. It's a plug in problem I think (n/m) (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Feb 5, 15:14:36
Clarke Carlisle's lorry oops was a suicide attempt then. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 5, 00:09:05
- I'm glad he's said this publicly. Tough thing to do, but the right thing. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Feb 5, 09:27:35
- Good for him for speaking up about this (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Feb 5, 07:34:23
- That's very said. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 5, 04:07:46
- Well some classic posters up early today... Which other early wrathers are about? Camcan? (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Feb 5, 01:43:14
- Wonder what all his drink driving episodes were (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 5, 01:20:37
- Has been known since it happened. It was reported as one (General Chat) - pants, Feb 5, 00:20:23
- and ex flatmate Ralf Little is about to do a tweet telling us why Clark Carlisle is a cunt (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 5, 00:13:32
  - Ralf Little is much more articulate than previously I would have given him credit for. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 5, 07:41:19
  - Here's Ralf response: (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Feb 5, 01:24:27
    - That's pretty vicious (General Chat) - norway, Feb 5, 07:38:55
      - I think that, or something like it, was necessary, only after getting trappy on Twitter (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 5, 09:16:28
        
        Yes - he did get himself in to this situation I s'pose. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Feb 5, 09:37:46
      - I'm very happy he has said it, and it does not seem vicious at all (General Chat) - phrankin, Feb 5, 09:05:41
        
        Happy? Ok. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Feb 5, 09:38:07
        
        adds background to the story (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Feb 5, 09:45:11
      - Really? I think it's not as bad as it could be (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 5, 08:34:42
        
        That's certainly true. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Feb 5, 08:52:16
      - I thought it might be worse (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Feb 5, 08:16:18
      - I think i have learned... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 5, 08:10:06
        
        To be fair Chelts, i think the crux of his point was , "do he have to say this now?" (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 5, 08:18:34
        
        Spot on Proth (General Chat) - norway, Feb 5, 08:50:05
        
        Ralf (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 5, 08:27:47
        
        I don't dispute that, all i would say is he didn't have to say it now. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 5, 08:41:59
        
        Not sure that he needed to say it at all (General Chat) - RochdaleCanary, Feb 5, 09:37:42
        
        Does* ffs! (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 5, 08:18:57
    - Not altogether unreasonable (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Feb 5, 07:36:59
Given how long hoolihan has been at the club, is he now a legend. (n/m) (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Jan 31, 14:18:29
- Yep. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 31, 14:23:20
- For me, he is (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 31, 14:21:21
- Impossible to be a legend if fans don't know how to spell your name. (NCFC) - Jacksons_Twelfth, Jan 31, 14:20:43
- Always has been (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 31, 14:19:42
I kind of get it (NCFC) - Jim, Jan 31, 14:12:44
- If Wes plays then we can't afford 2 forwards. (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 31, 14:28:46
- I wish I had your positivity (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jan 31, 14:17:12
  - Lol not often someone says that to Jim! (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 31, 14:27:20
  - Blub looks ok let's wait and see... (NCFC) - loz, Jan 31, 14:18:51
    - *arse* (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 31, 14:24:48
- My only concern is this will really rely on neat passing in midfield (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jan 31, 14:16:10
  - We have more options than that (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 31, 14:17:29
- He was scoring deflected goals and missing sitters (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 31, 14:15:01
  - And missing pens (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jan 31, 14:17:59
    - He's got it all really (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 31, 14:19:07
  - he does regularly get into good positions though (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Jan 31, 14:17:01
- Agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 31, 14:14:16
- agree, the midfield looks pretty good (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Jan 31, 14:14:13
  - More resilient like to see Bennett right... (NCFC) - loz, Jan 31, 14:17:20
- I like it. We could do yell. Lots of threat... (n/m) (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Jan 31, 14:13:40
  - We could do a rebel yell and shout more more more? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 31, 14:14:32
Interesting Headline.. (Other Football) - usacanary, Jan 27, 02:50:40
- 5 trophies in 2 years...sign him up! (n/m) (Other Football) - Joe Strimmer, Jan 27, 07:58:50
my missis said 'how come wrathers have such posh lunches?' (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Jan 20, 08:01:17
- Good (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, Jan 20, 08:57:56
- are you married to Proth Fitzg? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 20, 08:14:08
  - We divorced last year. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jan 20, 08:48:55
no lunch posts? (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Jan 19, 21:38:18
- Smoked salmon, lemon juice and black pepper in crusty bread.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 19, 22:01:47
- salad. i had a salad. then craved somethings flesh (n/m) (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Jan 19, 21:53:18
- cold sausages in white rolls with pickle and salad cream (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 19, 21:39:23
  - Salad Cream is all sorts of wrong (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 19, 22:04:03
Very interesting interview with Peter Grant on bbc Scotland sportsound (NCFC) - trt354, Jan 7, 20:34:51
- When will realise that mcnally is the problem at NCFC (NCFC) - happy clappy hughes, Jan 7, 21:11:44
  - What did aedile and Roberts say? (n/m) (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Jan 7, 21:28:21
- ...the fuck would Peter Grant know? (n/m) (NCFC) - mr chimp, Jan 7, 20:56:27
  - Got a son in the Academy (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 7, 21:14:26
- How odd (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck, Jan 7, 20:42:48
why cant i listen to canary call special pn iplayer (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Jan 6, 06:28:10
- Save yourself the hour. Was pretty dreadful (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 6, 08:27:14
- I wouldn't bother - it was dreadful (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Jan 6, 08:19:51
Transfer window slams erm..... Open? (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Jan 1, 12:30:14
- We have a massive squad, loads of CBs yet somehow our defence underperforms (NCFC) - Old Man, Jan 1, 12:58:56
- Opens 3 Jan apparently (NCFC) - trt354, Jan 1, 12:31:46
Best before dates on eggs, should you follow them strictly? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jan 1, 10:12:54
- nope, not at all (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 1, 11:00:46
- Ah, cheers. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jan 1, 10:41:48
- make meringues from them they will be better for being older (n/m) (General Chat) - norfolk terrier, Jan 1, 10:27:02
  - I like your name (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 1, 11:39:59
- If when you open it there are feathers you are too late (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jan 1, 10:25:58
  - Haha! (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Jan 1, 10:31:03
- Yes, but you can also put them in a glass of water and if it floats chuck it (n/m) (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Jan 1, 10:20:21
- If I'm unsure I test if the float in a cup of water. If they sink they're fine! (n/m) (General Chat) - glasgow, Jan 1, 10:19:35
Fittest cartoon characters...? (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Dec 29, 11:21:33
- Popeye (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 29, 20:47:57
- Firestar from 70s Spider-man cartoons (General Chat) - Barno, Dec 29, 19:29:01
- Penelope Pitstop (n/m) (General Chat) - RochdaleCanary, Dec 29, 15:19:28
- Poke her cunt yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Dec 29, 12:40:12
  - What is wrong with you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Dec 29, 12:48:27
- Lois griffin, princess Elsa (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Dec 29, 12:31:15
- Marina from Stingray - not a cartoon but (General Chat) - Old Splat, Dec 29, 12:07:36
- Velma. Cute glasses. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 29, 12:04:24
- Daphne from Scooby-Doo (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 29, 11:54:59
- ...the Cadbury's Caramel rabbit. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Dec 29, 11:48:33
- Betty Boop (and Boo) (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Dec 29, 11:41:53
  - Alison hagen wasnt it? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 29, 11:57:34
    - Clarkson not hagen (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 29, 12:04:26
- Amy Wong (General Chat) - norway, Dec 29, 11:34:43
  - Yes, but eye for one prefer Leila.... Sorry. (n/m) (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Dec 29, 11:38:22
    - Cyclopses don't do it for me. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Dec 29, 11:41:51
- I'd slip Betty Rubble a length (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Dec 29, 11:27:46
  - Showing yr age there but you would turn her from mrs rubble into mrs boulders? (n/m) (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Dec 29, 11:29:47
- Family guys wife - Lois Griffin ! Slightly weird though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Dec 29, 11:25:14
  - Yeah that is weird... (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Dec 29, 11:27:09
    - Yeah. Without getting too graphic there is a limited amount you cod do tho. (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Dec 29, 11:36:50
    - Dirty fishophile (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Dec 29, 11:28:51
- Rapunzel (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 29, 11:25:11
just to confirm - are we shit again now? (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Dec 28, 18:14:45
- Apart from vs derby we've looked shit all season (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Dec 28, 18:26:32
  - no (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 28, 19:01:35
- good squad, inconsistent performances, still out of the Top 6 (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 28, 18:16:03
Can anyone recommend a good Winter Wonderland to visit with the sister's kids? (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 16, 18:28:10
- Pop round to selwyns (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 16, 19:24:35
  - oof (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 16, 19:55:48
- ber street gates (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 16, 18:57:22
  - ouch (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 16, 19:56:02
- Thursford is genuinely good (n/m) (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Dec 16, 18:30:08
  - My sister took her three year olds to Kew and it sounded magical. (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Dec 16, 18:38:58
    - Was part of the last ametar choir to sing there (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 16, 18:40:52
What the radio stream? (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Dec 6, 15:10:49
Ballotelli - (Other Football) - Joe Strimmer, Dec 1, 22:37:22
- surely all people jump in the same way? (n/m) (Other Football) - Upperjarroldmiddle, Dec 1, 23:47:15
- Off to Wigan then............ (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Dec 1, 22:56:12
- Ah, that explains a weird tweet i saw from him earlier this evening..... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 1, 22:49:44
- As a non-black non-italian non-jew, I'm deeply offended by these comments I didn't see (n/m) (Other Football) - Fozzie, Dec 1, 22:40:55
  - is the black man bit ok ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Men without hats, Dec 1, 22:49:39
    - suggests white men cant jump? (Other Football) - usacanary, Dec 1, 22:57:33
      - i can fkin jump ! just not very high (n/m) (Other Football) - Men without hats, Dec 1, 23:17:02
what happened with the players at the end of the game (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Nov 30, 10:12:16
- Some waving of arms, shaking of heads etc. Redmond stayed on the pitch longest looking (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Nov 30, 10:14:43
I feel for ruddy (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Nov 29, 20:30:49
- Well congratulations to him for doing that... (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Nov 29, 21:04:36
- turned down bench warming (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 29, 20:37:06
- Scapegoated? (NCFC) - Gob on a Stick, Nov 29, 20:36:51
- but surely he should be opposing Adams appointment, he doesn't deserve shit but he will (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 29, 20:35:53
- I wonder how much effect the alleged 40% cut in salary has had on player morale (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Nov 29, 20:32:45
  - About as much as getting relegated had on supporter morale. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pink un exile, Nov 29, 20:47:00
  - I wonder how much getting battered in the Prem every week (NCFC) - dennis moore, Nov 29, 20:36:33
    - we got battered occasionally most games we were in with a chance of a point, or winning, (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 29, 20:40:43
I don't get the abuse towards Redmond (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Nov 22, 13:50:35
- He has potential (NCFC) - avenging canary, Nov 22, 13:51:58
  - footballers are at their prime around 26-28 years old. Why the impatience? (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Nov 22, 13:55:06
Right. So it turns out PWEI's 95/96 follow up to Dos Dedos Mid Amigos was released last Se (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 10:49:00
- they are touring atm (n/m) (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Nov 21, 16:09:26
- Too busy being "more un-racist" than you, sorry (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 21, 11:16:07
  - That must take a considerable investment in time. Excused. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 11:24:57
    - Yeah but, c'mon - we've all sent racist or homophobic texts at some time init (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 21, 11:28:21
      - Were we? Sounds like pretty desperate trolling to me. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 11:35:20
        
        Goal Music I think, whoever that is (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 21, 11:44:04
- sorry (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 21, 11:04:25
wheres the dub stream pls (n/m) (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Nov 8, 15:15:55
why does tge wrath want me to date transsexuals matures, muslims and Africans? (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Nov 6, 06:30:27
- Diversity training. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 07:32:28
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 6, 08:14:48
- adverts or users? maybe board poll in order (n/m) (General Chat) - pat_abb, Nov 6, 07:12:44
- have you let Garry use your browser (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Nov 6, 06:43:19
- It does (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 6, 06:40:46
Football Manager 2015: Players are demanding little pricks who want you dead. (General Chat) - Fozzie, Nov 2, 00:14:12
- Football Manager is never worth buying until they've patched it about a dozen times; (General Chat) - Sir Thomas, Nov 2, 09:30:02
- I got ?7.5m for him, and ?8m for Howson! (n/m) (General Chat) - bellamys_knee, Nov 2, 08:06:46
- Haha! 27 points clear??! (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Nov 2, 00:50:05
  - Only 27... Not enough to keep Selwyn happy "failie out!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Nov 2, 09:05:23
  - Check'em (General Chat) - Fozzie, Nov 2, 02:03:37
    - What a load of old shit...Lafferty top scorer in the league? Why can't these games be more (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, Nov 2, 09:08:15
      - indeed, Mikel's scored 4 for me in 8 games! (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Nov 2, 10:52:44
    - Fozzie for NC manager when XXL has his inevitable fall from grace. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Nov 2, 08:20:07
    - You'll probably lose every game now until the end of the season. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 2, 02:15:16
Interpol (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 31, 01:10:59
- I just found an update... (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 31, 08:34:04
  - It's October (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 31, 08:40:24
    - just found this too.... (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 31, 08:45:42
      - Fame at last (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 31, 08:50:12
        
        x (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 31, 08:55:13
  - looolage (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 31, 08:36:19
- HI David. Interpol exist however the idea of you being arrested is a joke (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Oct 31, 08:27:04
  - oh and interpol is also the name of a not very good band (n/m) (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Oct 31, 08:28:58
- are shit (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Oct 31, 07:39:47
  - hooray (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 31, 07:55:44
  - and they make no Norfolk sounds, don't need their kind in Norfolk. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 31, 07:45:25
- somebody wrote it as a joke (NCFC) - mickfoot, Oct 31, 04:09:08
  - Wrote what? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 31, 08:07:49
    - interpol are trying to sign XXL as their new lead singer (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 31, 08:11:21
  - lollers it's a wind up David. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 31, 07:36:15
- ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Sanity, Oct 31, 03:51:45
  - ^^^^^ Questioning sanity ^^^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 31, 07:09:58
    - how long have you waited for that? lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Oct 31, 09:01:33
If you like Chris Morris and have never seen it Four Lions on C4 (General Chat) - Pixelman, Oct 26, 22:06:23
- Plussing it thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 26, 23:04:58
- pyjama wearing cockeral dicks (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Oct 26, 23:03:10
- almost had to remove myself from the cinema as i was laughing so hard (General Chat) - Brandonio, Oct 26, 22:52:30
  - Brillyunt init (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 26, 23:13:25
- fuck babybel (n/m) (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Oct 26, 22:44:28
  - the CIA will pump you full of viagra and make u fuck a dog (n/m) (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Oct 26, 22:45:10
- Rubber dinghy rapids bro. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 22:09:31
  - they're chickens (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Oct 26, 22:14:20
- I liked it (General Chat) - norway, Oct 26, 22:07:41
  - Its 'ok' (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 26, 22:45:50
  - You fucking no eared rabbit. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 26, 22:41:20
TEAM NEWS IN.... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 18, 14:01:04
- Hope that's a 4-2-3-1 with Grabban wide not the 4-4-2 (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Oct 18, 14:05:22
  - Me too (n/m) (NCFC) - Dr Baker, Oct 18, 14:08:16
- No Lafferty at all! I'm happy to see Tettey back. That will no (NCFC) - Jim, Oct 18, 14:03:56
  - Laffs out with knee problem. Hurt it against Greece. (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Oct 18, 14:05:47
  - Adams interview said he was a doubt after a knock midweek. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 18, 14:05:17
- subs.. (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 18, 14:01:36
  - Would have liked to see Howson starting (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Oct 18, 15:15:25
  - That must be one of the strongest championship benches ever (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Oct 18, 14:06:08
    - We've got a fab old squad. COME ON CITY! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 18, 14:07:18
  - Hmmmm, Laffs injured? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Oct 18, 14:03:03
    - Too tired after the internationals? (n/m) (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Oct 18, 14:05:19
    - he's out on the lash in that there London (n/m) (NCFC) - thirsty work, Oct 18, 14:04:33
    - Assume so (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 18, 14:03:50
roses are red, violets are glorious. ... (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Oct 17, 18:17:27
re Beckham in Norwich (Other Football) - shoddy, Oct 12, 16:29:27
- "Toffolo?" Asked, Becks, "What's a Toffolo?" (n/m) (Other Football) - Dandy Highburyman, Oct 12, 16:50:47
- i would love to meet the 2 lovelies in the first photo (n/m) (Other Football) - Joe Strimmer, Oct 12, 16:38:42
Shocking scenes in the rugby league yesterday. (Other Sports) - Bravo win or die, Oct 12, 09:05:44
- I thought that's all rugby league was. (n/m) (Other Sports) - bird table, Oct 12, 11:44:42
- but of course rugby players are so much better behaved than footballers.... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Joe Strimmer, Oct 12, 09:37:25
  - Huge difference between league and union that you seem to be ignorant about (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Oct 12, 14:55:13
  - Indeed, get sick of hearing that - if that had been a footballer the (Other Sports) - Pixelman, Oct 12, 11:31:09
  - cracking first punch (Other Sports) - emmaroyds, Oct 12, 10:02:30
What would you do if you were charged by a cow whilst walking a dog? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Oct 11, 10:46:36
- Panic (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Oct 11, 11:41:09
  - Indeed, a herd of cows can be very dangerous. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Oct 11, 11:42:57
- Ask for cashback (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Oct 11, 11:29:40
- Mary option (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 11, 11:24:37
- I'd fist it gently. (n/m) (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, Oct 11, 11:21:41
- Bum it. Animals need to know whose is boss. (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Oct 11, 11:15:55
- Do a smell up the USB (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 11, 11:09:06
- Let the dog off the leash (General Chat) - pieman63, Oct 11, 10:56:26
- dispute the charge with her manager and get my mother-in-law a taxi. (n/m) (General Chat) - Fozzie, Oct 11, 10:51:26
- Run faster than the dog. (n/m) (General Chat) - ghost of hucks, Oct 11, 10:50:58
  - Stand and trade punches with the cow. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Oct 11, 10:55:45
- Ask for a VAT receipt and claim the cow's fees on expenses (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Oct 11, 10:50:15
Continuous drip of what seems to be water from my car (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 28, 20:17:00
- if its coming from under the main part if the car (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Sep 28, 22:54:22
- Has it got a USB? (n/m) (General Chat) - John in Texas, Sep 28, 22:41:42
- Air con or radiator (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 28, 20:29:49
- one of two things (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Sep 28, 20:21:06
- air con condensor. its just the moisture that the car AC unit has taken out the car (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Sep 28, 20:20:47
  - ie dont worry, the ac unit ejects the water ...its meant to happen (n/m) (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Sep 28, 20:21:16
    - continually though? (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 28, 20:40:26
- Answers..... (General Chat) - Pit, Sep 28, 20:20:13
  - reckon i should take it to be looked at? (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 28, 20:41:42
    - it would probably be a wise thing to do (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Sep 28, 20:49:24
      - im guessing its water as the stuff i sniffed didnt (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 28, 21:03:55
        
        it probably won't be fuel. (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Sep 28, 21:09:37
        
        Take emmas advice. Get it looked at. Take water with you (General Chat) - Pit, Sep 28, 21:21:31
        
        cheers all xx (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 28, 21:24:01
Anyone read "Gossy"? (NCFC) - Bonjour, Sep 28, 12:44:24
- Haha. Didnt realise he spoke in the 3rd person. (n/m) (NCFC) - manc_yello, Sep 28, 15:18:12
  - Pixelman really doesn't like that (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Sep 28, 18:01:02
  - Only Ibrahimovic is allowed to do that. (n/m) (NCFC) - AllezLesJaunes, Sep 28, 15:37:28
- any good revelations? (n/m) (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Sep 28, 13:00:52
  - His hobby used to be trying on funny hats. (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Sep 28, 13:26:53
Roth news advice (General Chat) - harry boulders, Sep 25, 22:51:36
- Here (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Sep 25, 23:36:06
- I *think* I read a couple of days ago that a bunch of them got released. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 25, 23:09:53
- still abducted. note no one appears to give a fuck anymore (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Sep 25, 23:03:48
  - The media just dropped it like a hot turd. It was as though it never happened. (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Sep 25, 23:08:04
NCFC superfan Mollie Grace has arrived! (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 17, 07:12:48
- Fantastic news, many congratulations (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Sep 17, 11:20:46
- Congrats. Initials MGM? That's Grand!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Hongky, Sep 17, 11:14:09
- Congrats TM and Mrs. TM (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Sep 17, 10:07:15
- Congrats ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Sep 17, 09:33:28
- Happy days! Congrats! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Sep 17, 09:16:04
- Congrats to Mrs TM and yourself. If your knackered just think........ (n/m) (NCFC) - trustsec, Sep 17, 09:12:15
- Good show, Tony, hope all continues well!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 17, 09:12:01
- Congrats to you both TM, good work! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 17, 08:55:28
- Congratulations Dad! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Sep 17, 08:41:59
- boooom (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 17, 08:41:01
- Many congratulations to you all. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Sep 17, 08:23:02
- nice one (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 17, 08:19:02
- congrats (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 17, 08:08:25
- Many congratulations to you all! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 17, 08:02:59
- Congratulations to you all (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 17, 07:45:06
- Nice one. That was a quick one (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Sep 17, 07:43:45
  - Indeed. Our first took 72hrs, this one about 9hrs! (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 17, 07:49:10
    - Sounds like us - our first was a shade over 60hrs, our second about 7 (NCFC) - Old Man, Sep 17, 08:42:39
- Thanks all. Bloody knackered! (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 17, 07:43:22
- congrats (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 17, 07:42:53
- lovely old job, well mrs TM. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 17, 07:40:51
- Congtrats, Alex (Tettey) as another middle name? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 17, 07:40:44
  - Ha her mother is Alex too so could work (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 17, 07:42:13
- good work TM (n/m) (NCFC) - oh huckerby, Sep 17, 07:31:05
- Well played (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 17, 07:26:46
- is it too early to call her Neyal? (n/m) (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Sep 17, 07:25:17
- get in! congratulations to you all (n/m) (NCFC) - Mozzer, Sep 17, 07:24:41
- Great news, congratulations (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Sep 17, 07:24:24
- congrats! gorgeous name, too! (n/m) (NCFC) - phelans tash, Sep 17, 07:23:33
- Bloody hell that was quick, welcome to the world little (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 17, 07:22:35
- Ps thanks for the well wishes below. I love the wroth folk (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 17, 07:13:13
Forget the level...IMO this is the most strength in depth we've ever experienced. (NCFC) - oh huckerby, Sep 14, 20:11:51
- We genuinely could put out two very strong championship sides (NCFC) - Old Man, Sep 14, 21:26:43
- I was thinking that. real competition for places (n/m) (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Sep 14, 20:20:27
- I was thinking that. real competition for places (n/m) (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Sep 14, 20:20:14
- On paper we had a very strong squad last year.......... (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 14, 20:20:00
suggestions sought (General Chat) - robotbear, Sep 3, 16:30:28
- serious suggestion (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Sep 3, 21:17:15
- Have you thought about a penis extension. 3 inches is a little on the small side. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Sep 3, 19:27:18
  - you clearly know from personal experience (General Chat) - robotbear, Sep 3, 20:51:45
- Give her my number, I'll show her what's she's been missing out on (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 3, 19:25:47
  - ahh essex i have missed you. (n/m) (General Chat) - robotbear, Sep 3, 20:50:19
  - mediocre sex and an STD? (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 3, 19:57:28
    - americans? (n/m) (General Chat) - robotbear, Sep 3, 20:50:53
- Go to a boxing event (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 3, 19:24:42
  - nothing if not predictable. skill and courage (General Chat) - robotbear, Sep 3, 20:53:06
- Troll her (General Chat) - yellowman, Sep 3, 18:47:19
  - at least the others had some wit. you just swear. not very clever is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - robotbear, Sep 3, 19:13:21
- Send her to Charles21's in a cab and she'll be begging to come back within an hour (n/m) (General Chat) - Upperjarroldmiddle, Sep 3, 18:16:02
- Have a rose named after her 'Mrs Robotbear' (n/m) (General Chat) - Upperjarroldmiddle, Sep 3, 18:15:18
- Do a Sextape (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 3, 18:11:17
- Say to her that you want to make her feel like a real woman. (General Chat) - harry boulders, Sep 3, 17:19:41
  - or maybe suggest a threesome (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 3, 17:20:22
- you play a dick on the internet..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 3, 17:13:07
  - i do play that way on here its true. (n/m) (General Chat) - robotbear, Sep 3, 17:28:32
    - that would explain why everyone thinks you're a cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 3, 19:34:43
      - oh no, do they? how terrible for me. dont worry yourself about it sweetie (n/m) (General Chat) - robotbear, Sep 3, 20:54:33
        
        I think you've misunderstood (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 3, 23:55:03
- Wheres do live? (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Sep 3, 16:55:17
  - 39 acacia avenue (n/m) (General Chat) - robotbear, Sep 3, 19:14:37
  - ??????? (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Sep 3, 17:52:26
- write her a letter (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Sep 3, 16:54:00
  - thank you for the sensible suggestion. (n/m) (General Chat) - robotbear, Sep 3, 19:19:16
- Buy her a nice box of (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 3, 16:52:05
  - actually....pink champagne..... lovely bubbly down saarfff (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 3, 17:25:07
  - snort (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Sep 3, 16:59:17
- Well - we have some incredible beaches for an (General Chat) - Mozzer, Sep 3, 16:50:17
- Take her up the buffet (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 3, 16:50:07
  - All you can eat? (General Chat) - Mr Perfect, Sep 3, 16:58:28
    - works for xxl.... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 3, 17:27:27
- Spend less time on here (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 3, 16:34:24
  - good one (n/m) (General Chat) - robotbear, Sep 3, 16:36:11
- take her to the boxing? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 3, 16:33:11
  - very good. i had a bet with myself someone would (General Chat) - robotbear, Sep 3, 16:37:10
    - you can clear some of your debts with the winnings (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Sep 3, 16:50:20
      - which debts are those? its ab that pays out every time (General Chat) - robotbear, Sep 3, 19:16:25
    - It was a dream of mine that no one would reply at all (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 16:41:07
      - and yet you did. thanks love (n/m) (General Chat) - robotbear, Sep 3, 17:27:46
        
        aye, you're such a winner (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 17:30:32
        
        they seem to or else i would be on the ignore list (General Chat) - robotbear, Sep 3, 19:18:37
        
        villian ? does he play for Chelsea ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Sep 3, 19:29:12
      - It's not a dream Pants, you get very few replies if any. (n/m) (General Chat) - Mr Perfect, Sep 3, 16:59:30
  - Ooooh beat me to it how bout UFC then (n/m) (General Chat) - Mickdundee, Sep 3, 16:34:20
    - then go out and get shit faced (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Sep 3, 16:41:40
      - again fair enough. asked for it (n/m) (General Chat) - robotbear, Sep 3, 16:45:29
what are your favourite insults? (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Aug 18, 09:57:31
- Arsch. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 18, 14:57:44
- Cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 18, 13:13:41
  - But anyway my fave insult is mongtard (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 18, 13:14:43
- robotbear (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 18, 12:16:02
- you utter utter bastard (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 18, 12:00:13
- Arse wipe (n/m) (General Chat) - Thegelman, Aug 18, 11:02:46
- ..... (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Aug 18, 10:59:28
- looking at you, I can see why some animals eat their own young! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Aug 18, 10:56:49
- That's one of mine (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 10:56:32
- fuckwit (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Aug 18, 10:52:20
- Wally or nitwit (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 18, 10:46:20
- Chairs. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 18, 10:41:41
- Nepiophile (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Aug 18, 10:33:01
- You fat shed (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 18, 10:23:20
- You absolute mess of a human being (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 18, 10:23:09
- Aching simpleton (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 18, 10:19:43
- Mendacious cretin. (General Chat) - bird table, Aug 18, 10:15:24
  - took him hours to research that. he hadnt heard of the words beforehand (n/m) (General Chat) - robotbear, Aug 18, 11:59:04
    - No, he's right clever that AB. Unlike yourself. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Aug 18, 22:20:06
- I did a LOL at that as well (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Aug 18, 10:13:04
- Hard of thinking (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 18, 10:09:45
- Buttface (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 18, 09:59:35
This feels a little like 2005-6 (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Aug 14, 10:26:02
- It seems the togetherness is exactly what we are missing (n/m) (NCFC) - Mickdundee, Aug 14, 10:52:03
  - isn't that partly why the likes of Pilks are being shipped out? (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Aug 14, 11:28:54
    - How does Pilks leaving improve togetherness in the squad? (NCFC) - roedtonowhere, Aug 14, 11:40:09
- As under Lambert, it's heart, guts and togetherness that gets results not pricey players (n/m) (NCFC) - trustsec, Aug 14, 10:31:51
  - Didn't we have the biggest budget in League 1 and one of the biggest in Champs? (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Aug 14, 12:55:46
2 wins before the derby or Lennon's getting the call. (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 10, 20:57:30
- Nope (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 10, 22:19:37
- Should have got the call when he resigned. Charlie Wyatt is adamant that we offered ... (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Aug 10, 21:09:05
- hope you heard it loud and clear! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 10, 20:59:46
us grant Holt injured? not on the bench for Wigan (n/m) (Other Football) - Joe Strimmer, Aug 9, 16:11:33
- Not involved with the first team at all. (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Aug 9, 16:24:33
- Didn't think they wanted him (n/m) (Other Football) - Mickdundee, Aug 9, 16:20:20
- Vaughan not featuring for uddersfield (n/m) (Other Football) - hoolahan, Aug 9, 16:13:49
  - defo sick note, Vaughan is. maybe Holt has too much preseason timber (n/m) (Other Football) - Joe Strimmer, Aug 9, 16:22:28
  - injured read it on sky earlier not sure about holt (n/m) (Other Football) - eddie, Aug 9, 16:22:14
- Sign him up, sign him up! (n/m) (Other Football) - Thegelman, Aug 9, 16:13:30
Another one to come back and bite us, good luck to him though! (Other Football) - Kirrie, Aug 7, 09:42:08
- Solskjaer seems to like him! (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Aug 7, 13:12:18
- He's reasonable player and (Other Football) - Jim, Aug 7, 10:08:05
  - Can't really blame Hughton (Other Football) - norway, Aug 7, 10:22:00
    - yes, we didn't need those players at the time (Other Football) - raretek, Aug 7, 11:47:32
- I wish him well. (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 7, 09:53:41
- "Another one"? (Other Football) - Duck, Aug 7, 09:53:22
  - Joe ROYLE! You just wait and see... (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 10:03:05
  - Akinbiyi (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 7, 09:57:49
- I was thinking that there aren't many that have come back to bite us... (Other Football) - Joe Strimmer, Aug 7, 09:53:11
- has he come back and bit us? (Other Football) - earlydoors, Aug 7, 09:52:55
  - There must be numerous former players who have scored or played a blinder against us? (n/m) (Other Football) - Kirrie, Aug 7, 09:55:31
    - Andy Marshall. An I right in thinking he never conceded against us? (Other Football) - APB, Aug 7, 10:11:26
    - So we should never get rid of a player on the off chance they one day play against us? (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck, Aug 7, 09:56:24
      - Who said that; I certainly didn't? (n/m) (Other Football) - Kirrie, Aug 7, 09:59:16
Well done McNally. What a deal (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 6, 10:00:58
- The deal which put us in the championship (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 6, 11:05:04
- So might only cost us ?1.5m for that goal. Whattadeal! #hindsight (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 6, 10:29:13
  - don't be a twot. mcnally doesn't scout he just cuts the deal (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Aug 6, 11:12:59
- Funny how every detail of this deal has been made public as opposed to (NCFC) - Jim, Aug 6, 10:23:05
- Has he managed to get us unrelegated then? After all, it was lack of goals that did us (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Aug 6, 10:15:53
- brilliant well done mcnally (n/m) (NCFC) - yellows2011, Aug 6, 10:05:02
- McNally back to his best. Good to see. (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Aug 6, 10:04:17
- McNasty has played his "get out of jail free" card. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Aug 6, 10:02:42
life's a shitter... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 4, 20:29:27
- Fack. Those poor kids thats just awful. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 5, 08:30:23
- what Dandy said (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Aug 4, 22:50:57
- Hey Jumbo. Thinking of you (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 4, 22:16:58
- Wow. That's some perspective. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 21:45:23
- That is terrible. I hope you are ok, they are going to need you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Aug 4, 21:34:58
  - Strange feeling of guilt TBH (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 4, 21:42:13
    - Just make sure that you do (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Aug 4, 22:06:45
    - Call him (General Chat) - Old Man, Aug 4, 22:05:36
- Dreadful. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Aug 4, 21:34:00
- That gives me some perspective.... Wow (n/m) (General Chat) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Aug 4, 21:20:13
- Puts my problems into prospective (n/m) (General Chat) - oh huckerby, Aug 4, 21:07:05
- that's awful (n/m) (General Chat) - yellows2011, Aug 4, 21:06:57
- That's awful to hear :-( (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Aug 4, 21:04:23
- That's total wank (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 4, 20:57:26
- awful (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 4, 20:45:53
- No words mate.... (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 4, 20:38:57
- That is just absolutely awful. No other words can describe it (n/m) (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Aug 4, 20:35:30