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Right. I've decided on a tele, i think. I'm getting this one for ?528. Or ?569 with ?100 (General Chat) - megson, Oct 26, 10:23:52
- Get a Sony (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 26, 11:16:57
  - what he said (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Oct 26, 11:44:39
- This one aint a bad deal at all (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 26, 10:28:40
  - That ain't bad, 50 hx though, and I think 42" might be too big for our front room (General Chat) - megson, Oct 26, 10:55:22
- nice (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 26, 10:28:32
- Good (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 26, 10:26:58
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 26, 10:28:01
    - good (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 26, 10:28:52
Paulton fan on the pinkun............ (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 25, 17:51:52
- If they moved it, I'd guess it'd go to Ashton Gate (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 25, 18:49:51
- But FA rules don't give them the option of moving it to Norwich, do they? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 25, 17:57:41
  - Twerton Park (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Oct 25, 18:14:48
    - Although Twerton is one of the worst parts of Bath... (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Oct 25, 19:07:25
  - yeah, the Beeb covered Chasetown a few seasons ago didn't they (NCFC) - double hipness, Oct 25, 17:59:28
Love the way everybody on here thinks we just have to turn up to beat Paulton Rovers (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 25, 16:03:39
- Can you point me in the direction of all those posts you refer to? Thanks. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 25, 16:26:37
  - the ones being very patronising (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 25, 17:09:33
    - but that's because of their ground, no? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 25, 17:16:03
  - 0 - 2 now, West Ham offering nothing. Could be a hammering this. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 25, 16:55:49
    - ^^^ wrong place (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 25, 16:56:38
- You're off your head son. Expect to be served a large portion of goal pie. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 25, 16:21:37
- You love the way people think we will beat them,but u also think that we should beat them? (NCFC) - pants, Oct 25, 16:07:01
  - All we have to do is turn up at half eight in Bristol and we'll win 9-0 (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 25, 16:09:48
    - With 8000 fans? (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Oct 25, 16:11:21
      - Yeah. It's OK, Newcastle will pay half. And bring Graham. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 25, 16:19:36
        
        Sorry, can't make it (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 25, 16:52:40
        
        Sat Nov 7th but likely moved for telly to 8th (n/m) (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Oct 25, 17:00:42
- oh behave (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 25, 16:06:30
Lowestoft get a late equaliser - in the hat tomorrow (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Oct 24, 16:54:37
Table update.............. (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 24, 16:51:10
- wow! 5th, and 4 points off top spot! (as it stands) (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Oct 24, 16:52:50
  - 8 (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 24, 16:54:05
    - wishful thinking, I was looking at Franchise FC ! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Oct 24, 16:55:46
  - 4? 7 off second (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 24, 16:53:50
CW commentary not streaming yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 24, 14:51:35
- It?s up and running now :) (n/m) (NCFC) - No99, Oct 24, 14:55:31
- Swindon's is, Radio Norfolk hasn't cut out yet... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 24, 14:55:05
  - now it has, and now CW is strewaming (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 24, 14:55:53
- Not working for me :( (n/m) (NCFC) - No99, Oct 24, 14:54:04
PISSING it down in NR3 (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Oct 24, 13:46:53
- bloody freezing here in Houston 54 degrees (n/m) (General Chat) - John in Texas, Oct 24, 15:21:01
- Dull in 2100 K?benhavn (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 24, 14:52:44
- Balmy on the South Coast. (General Chat) - snowman, Oct 24, 14:51:25
- It's turned a bit gloomy now over NR1, coat instead of jacket. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 24, 13:55:01
  - Very overcast in YO11 (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Oct 24, 13:55:53
    - Raining in PE32 (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Oct 24, 14:00:50
      - Warm but raining in CV2 3NT OTBC (n/m) (General Chat) - Coventry Yellow, Oct 24, 14:29:53
        
        It is quite mild out for the time of year (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 24, 14:34:29
feel a walsall coming! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 24, 10:34:38
- From the promotion season? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 24, 11:38:26
- I worry that too. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 24, 10:40:54
  - "Worry" - are you sure? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 24, 10:42:32
- Oh (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 24, 10:39:59
What a fucking cock (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 23, 15:50:41
- He's got a point there to be honest (General Chat) - Jim, Oct 23, 17:42:06
  - Feel free to come back when you have the stats and whatever relevance they might have (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 23, 17:49:21
    - Calm down (General Chat) - Jim, Oct 23, 18:03:43
      - Don't worry, I'm calm (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 23, 18:14:39
- "People wanted to see me and hear me talking about things such as the postal strike" (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 16:32:36
  - postal strike? is this why my parcel from teh UK is already a fortnight late? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 23, 16:42:57
    - SIREN! SIREN! BANG BANG MASSIVE ALARM SOUND! STABBING IN AN ALLEY! oh my soiled, wet (General Chat) - tehwatch, Oct 23, 16:49:03
      - ok now I'm sure this is MBK. you are a Devotee aren't you MBK. Own up (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 23, 17:01:18
        
        I am a Devotee, yes - along with others on here. I will not be subjected to these (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 17:04:48
        
        hehe rumbled m'laddio (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 23, 17:05:30
        
        nope (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 17:15:16
        
        MBK 1-2, Pants 2-1, Otto, 4-1 (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 23, 17:25:14
        
        I'll have 50 on otto please (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 23, 17:36:46
        
        I'm sure it's not otto. After some research I'm almost certain it's MBK (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 23, 17:42:19
        
        jaffers (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 23, 17:55:08
        
        Can I be privvy to this research which has you almost certain please? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 17:43:51
        
        no, it's secret research (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 23, 18:32:14
    - Today and yesterday. Three days next week. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 16:47:19
      - ah no, must just be the normal incompetence (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 23, 17:01:41
  - I saw a postman on a bike yesdee. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 16:42:54
  - Let me guess what that would have been (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 23, 16:36:49
  - "People wanted to see me and hear me...disemboweled" (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 23, 16:33:23
- that really is tremendous fuck-wittery (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 23, 16:29:11
  - not to mention astonishing cuntcraft (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 23, 16:30:24
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 23, 16:31:57
- You can get a train direct to Margao or Mapusa from Mumbai - I forget which. Be great if (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 16:07:45
  - We want to focus on Kerala (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 23, 16:19:27
    - oh...and sort your visa sharpish! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 16:39:22
      - Should only take a week the website here says (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 23, 16:46:39
        
        Are you doing it as a British citizen or resident of Denmark? It's all done by one agency (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 16:53:14
        
        I'll pop along to the embassy here (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 23, 16:55:42
        
        Can you bring lots of Danish clump with you? Ta. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 16:57:55
        
        The visa application doesn't say I can't (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 23, 17:13:28
        
        Yes please (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 17:14:45
    - We will be there 26th/27th - they are about 2 and a half hours from Panaji, but could meet (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 16:23:10
- Oh, and this is from an Englishman living in Wales. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 15:52:35
- My mum is from Thurrock. Does that mean I is black ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 15:52:13
Strange but true (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 23, 15:09:39
- outed as bullshit a while ago (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 23, 15:22:34
  - annoyingly (and i really should've read it before hitting submit) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 23, 15:24:19
    - ah yes, it is bollocks (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 23, 15:29:00
      - Snopes can tell us (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 23, 15:30:35
      - the linked snopes article explains it (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 23, 15:30:34
        
        1 bloody second (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 23, 15:30:54
        
        Should that be in the XXL thread? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 23, 16:06:48
        
        good old video editing (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 23, 16:00:37
- Must be easier ways to prepare for a big old sit down fil-lum sesh (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 15:13:59
Did anyone watch that Russel Howard programme on BBCshit last night? (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:38:02
- Plussed it. Does Karl Minns really post on here? Who as? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 14:30:10
  - Is he tehwatch? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 23, 17:14:40
  - I don't really know. (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 14:43:56
  - Selwyn, I think. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 14:34:32
- Check your email (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:42:36
  - yo (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:51:38
  - Check, you're female. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 23, 13:44:28
    - Check, you're shemale (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 23, 13:51:05
      - Check out the new style we display. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 23, 13:59:01
        
        Is this happy news on the Font Revolution, comrade? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 23, 14:00:25
        
        Fraid not brother Git. The bourgeois font that oppresses the downtrodden still holds sway (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 23, 14:07:54
      - Check, you're Selwyn (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:58:00
        
        oh no (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 14:00:21
        
        lol u deliaclapper, YOr a JOkE, bottom 4 by crimbo u wait (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 23, 13:59:45
- Yeah I saw it. Thought it was quite entertaining. (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 23, 13:41:00
  - Last in the series of Peep Show (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:48:03
    - I love Peep Show right off (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 13:51:14
      - I like it until about half way through each episode when it gets all embarrassing (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 13:53:22
        
        you missed the best bits (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 14:00:01
        
        "We could run off together to Russia, or wherever the fuck she's from." (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 13:54:54
        
        nope, think I'd stopped watching by then (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 13:56:47
        
        You'll be glad to know it got significantly more cringe-inducing after that (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 13:58:41
        
        I think I have unusually low cringe-tolerance. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 14:02:14
        
        I struggled to watch some of The Office due to that (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 14:46:07
  - HIGNFY is the only programme worth watching tonight (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 23, 13:46:09
    - Hope they do fish punnage again. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 23, 13:51:49
- Yes... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:39:52
- I love Karl Minns off. But Russell Howard makes me want to barf. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 23, 13:39:23
  - I think he's got a bit better - still not great though (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:42:37
    - I just don't find him amusing in the slightest. I'f tried. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 23, 13:44:05
Just using a new iMac in the Chapelfield store (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 11:08:23
- One of the big 27" new ones? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 11:09:44
  - Click the link at the bottom of the email (General Chat) - Ben, Oct 23, 12:02:05
  - That's next to me right now (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 11:11:01
    - Does it point and click and everything? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 23, 11:11:46
      - No (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 23, 11:50:05
        
        is that what Opera does? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 23, 12:26:24
        
        No (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 23, 13:03:02
      - Actually, I don't think it does click (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 11:12:55
        
        Yes it clicks. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 11:14:16
        
        Y'see, I fucking hate laptop touchpads. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 11:15:10
        
        It's nicer than you'd think. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 11:16:54
        
        Right, I'm out of here before I spend next year's money. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 11:19:08
        
        That wasn't a nipple (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 23, 11:18:34
        
        There's no such thing (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 23, 11:26:58
        
        It's not called a mouse, anyway, it's a Snow Leopard Cub (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 23, 11:13:28
        
        It would be a kitten, would it not... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 11:16:31
        
        Snow Leopards don't have kittens, they have cubs (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 23, 11:18:06
        
        It would seem you are correct (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 11:21:01
        
        I always am (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 23, 11:23:04
- A Pretentious Bloke (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 23, 11:09:33
  - Moi? (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 11:10:12
    - Apple Praising Bloke (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 23, 11:12:48
      - I've had one since 1992 and they haven't gone wrong on me yet. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 11:14:49
WOTB Predictions League - Superleague and divisional standings after Game 13... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 23, 10:43:03
- Top of L1! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 23, 10:57:48
  - with me! Sort your flights? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 11:16:00
    - More or less (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 23, 11:47:23
- This competition discriminates against people who take August off and can't enter (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 23, 10:51:28
  - why would you take a month off a website? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 10:54:43
  - Don't take August off. Priorities. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 10:53:50
    - If that's the standard of solution you provide, I'm distressed that you are advising HMG (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 23, 10:59:07
  - Get me on QT and i'll explain myself badly whilst being heckled by allcomers. (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 23, 10:52:56
    - Cholmondley-Chortleworthy (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 23, 11:00:34
- blimey i'm on fire at the moment (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 10:49:04
  - mug (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 23, 12:33:54
- cripes! I'm marooned in a relergation Jumbo1 DoY sarnie. (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:46:14
  - Did you copy my selections? (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 23, 10:49:18
    - nope (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:52:29
      - I have no idea what mine were (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 23, 10:53:41
        
        Look at Tab 3... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 23, 10:54:14
        
        remember now (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:57:15
  - smoooooth! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 23, 10:48:38
Sky News: Protesters have broken into the BBC TV center grounds before appearance of cuntr (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 22, 16:29:06
- Griffin live on Sky now..... (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Oct 22, 16:53:16
  - one protester came all the way from East Dulwich to be there (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 22, 16:56:26
- Then what happened (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 22, 16:34:40
  - their heads fell off (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 22, 16:45:54
  - they were escorted out (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 16:41:14
- I must watch QT tonight. There will be fireworks (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 22, 16:34:18
  - it won't go ahead (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 16:36:20
    - I wouldn't mind the scumbag being on if I trusted the Beeb to have a panel of intelligent (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 22, 16:41:11
      - Baroness PHWOARsi (General Chat) - Small, Oct 22, 16:43:22
        
        That's an appallingly weak panel (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 22, 17:09:12
        
        he's another one who sold his soul (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 22, 17:19:24
        
        They should haveof had Dennis Skinner, he'd ofhave ripped him to shreds (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 17:18:57
        
        "People who back the BNP... (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 22, 16:53:42
        
        Goodness. She could take a leading role in my mission any time she liked (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 16:49:02
        
        I'd slip my vote up her dispatch box anytime she liked (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 22, 16:53:16
        
        I'd spoil her ballot papers any old time (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 16:54:36
        
        On second thoughts (General Chat) - Small, Oct 22, 16:58:58
        
        She's got chubby cheeks, and for that reason (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 22, 17:18:42
        
        sizeandprofileofcheekist (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 17:20:22
        
        Babe (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 17:00:38
        
        Oh well that's ruined that game then. Booo. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 17:00:23
        
        I'd give her a good seeing to if she consented to it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 22, 16:56:03
        
        Rubbish, get out. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 16:56:37
        
        I'd like to lobby her members of parliament (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 22, 16:59:30
        
        even worse (General Chat) - Small, Oct 22, 17:02:34
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 22, 17:11:07
        
        how? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 16:55:05
        
        indelible ink marker from jarrolds stationary department (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 16:56:30
        
        By putting my mark in more than one box. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 16:56:10
        
        Oh yeah. Thanks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 16:56:36
        
        question is... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 16:47:00
        
        you don't think he'll be dishonest on Question Time do you? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 16:53:34
        
        well, point is - if he softens the message too much, he risks not actually (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 16:54:42
        
        Oh I like Bonnie Greer (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 22, 16:45:50
      - thing is, people don't really get challenged on QT (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 16:42:46
        
        They should get Paxo on there (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 22, 16:46:16
        
        he was run rings round by boris fucking johnsons (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 16:49:30
        
        Boris Johnsons is a lot sharper than he gets credit for. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 16:53:14
        
        or the giant that is ian hislop (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 16:55:42
        
        Hislop would have everyone laughing at Griffin, which would be fun (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 22, 17:04:43
        
        circus intut (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 16:46:12
fao SWC (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 22, 16:23:29
- FAO: Camcan (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 16:25:41
  - nlasa (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 22, 16:27:34
    - nsgamttla (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 16:32:26
      - if I do the sa for you (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 22, 16:33:28
        
        smartarse (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 22, 16:33:44
        
        gin (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 16:34:38
        
        gip (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 22, 16:43:39
        
        globules inserted partially? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 16:47:23
        
        exploading piles (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 22, 16:45:29
- Did you survive any impending cull Dubs? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 16:25:36
  - Indeedy, just we're to be a contact centre. The end of flex is nigh!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 22, 16:27:18
    - You're being outsourced? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 22, 16:41:05
      - Nope, contact centres have been around for a while, just new terms. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 22, 16:53:57
        
        Oh, *contact* - I read that as *contract* (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 22, 17:02:49
        
        Less processing and more phone work by the sounds of things. :( (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 22, 17:08:00
      - hello little ray of sunshine (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 16:52:29
        
        rolfin. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 16:53:50
        
        lollers (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 22, 16:56:38
- hey Dubbers, how did you get on in your big meeting yesterday? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 22, 16:25:29
  - All is well!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 22, 16:27:30
    - good for you matey (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 22, 16:33:35
sorry, just noticed that BC asked AB "Did you meat with a cocky sort in that London?" (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 14:58:34
- bully (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 22, 15:38:39
Anyone good with Excel? (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 22, 14:02:53
- double click on the bottom right corner of the cell with the formula in (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 22, 14:06:45
- Use "concatenate" (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 14:06:45
  - That's what the '&' means (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 22, 14:07:44
    - Alright, alright, it was a typo! I'm no good with computers! STOP PICKING ON ME!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 22, 14:09:00
      - ok (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 22, 14:10:45
  - using '&' is the same as using concatenate (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 22, 14:07:33
- Put =A2&&B2 into cell C2, click on the cell (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 14:04:59
  - Ah, thanks! (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 22, 14:06:30
    - ur welcm. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 14:07:43
      - Did you meat with a cocky sort in that London called Brian? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 22, 14:08:26
        
        I don't remember any Brians, but I didn't catch everybody's name. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 14:10:08
        
        He's a mate of mine (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 22, 14:14:51
        
        You' (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 22, 14:11:18
        
        *meet* obviously (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 22, 14:09:00
        
        nah, just too much wrathage (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 22, 14:09:55
Board competition (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 13:14:09
- I AM NOT A RACIST (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 13:54:16
  - So why come on here spouting that bullshit then when you know 90% of wrathers will not (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 22, 14:02:49
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 14:04:48
      - Just like 90% of people do not agree with your opinions on NCFC (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 14:05:38
        
        I didn't say it (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 14:13:18
        
        Just like 90% of people know you did not say it (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 14:14:16
        
        hmmm (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 14:16:48
  - it is (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 13:57:43
  - where did anyone say you were? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 13:56:25
    - i have, on here, just not yet today though, (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 22, 14:16:13
      - Yes, so did I. And he is. (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 22, 14:20:38
      - Ask Julie Ward's father what he thinks (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 14:19:38
        
        Were Dennis Neilsen, the Yorkshire Ripper or Steve Wright black? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 14:39:50
        
        Oh. My. God. (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 22, 14:26:11
    - Fair Enough but I just think people should (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 14:01:24
      - What happened before you were born? WTF are you on about? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 14:12:18
      - what do you keep having to apologise for that happened well before you were born? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 14:05:54
        
        Why are we constantly reminded of it then (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 14:12:13
        
        WHAT IA "IT" FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 14:17:53
        
        WHAT IS 'IA' FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 14:57:33
        
        right. what do you keep having to apologise for that happened well before you were born? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 14:14:53
        
        he wants to be able to call people (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 14:17:40
        
        Just like they can call me Honky or Whitey (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 14:21:43
        
        I wonder if that's because white people (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 22, 14:27:03
        
        I'm not sure that makes it acceptable (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 14:29:02
        
        There is the chip! (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 14:28:04
        
        Eh? What? (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 22, 14:32:10
        
        Why can Emimem say the N word? (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 14:34:38
        
        No, you respond intelligently to my points you cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 22, 14:38:48
        
        I'm not saying he hasn't said it, but can you give an example of when he has? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 22, 14:38:01
        
        No I hate the honky pasty anemic cunts music (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 14:43:28
        
        oh. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 22, 14:44:00
        
        i have no idea what that video is about (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 14:24:20
        
        Whitey? (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 14:26:06
        
        yes I have ears (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 14:26:25
        
        At a guess, it's because Ron Atkinson called a black man a lazy nigger? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 22, 14:13:32
        
        Have a word. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 14:15:20
        
        So if he called him a Thick Lazy Fat Ginger Cunt (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 14:18:05
        
        Oh please...just fuck off now...you utter utter cunt (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Oct 22, 14:21:41
        
        no, he would've been sacked (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 14:19:42
        
        I disagree (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 14:25:38
        
        I think that language would've been unacceptable (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 14:26:15
        
        Oh Lord. We're on to Eminem now. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 14:19:27
        
        Some of my best friends are Eminem. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 14:19:13
      - Well-worn argument and doesn't wash I'm afraid (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 22, 14:05:05
        
        Is racism really about slavery? Or is about the simple act of persecuting someone, or (General Chat) - megson, Oct 22, 14:25:16
        
        I'm not really sure I get your point at all (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 22, 14:29:13
        
        Its more a question really. Is it just the slavery aspect and all that follows (General Chat) - megson, Oct 22, 14:35:43
        
        Oh I see (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 22, 14:40:11
        
        agreed. It can be a difficult issue, but its not really one for the wrath. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 22, 14:42:26
        
        i'm missing your point ginger (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 14:28:00
        
        Personally, no not really. There are days though when someone yells ginger at you (General Chat) - megson, Oct 22, 14:31:26
        
        oh right I see (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 14:35:09
        
        Are there cunts that actually do it...other than your mates obviously (n/m) (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Oct 22, 14:34:47
        
        Oh yeah it happens. Rarely, 8 or 9 a year maybe? Get loads from mates (General Chat) - megson, Oct 22, 14:44:54
        
        Fuck me, there is some serious pollution in our gene pool (n/m) (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Oct 22, 14:51:41
        
        Yup. I pity the fool. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 22, 15:01:29
        
        MR T (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 15:10:42
        
        It's bullying, not racist (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 22, 14:33:11
        
        but isn't racism just a subset of bullying (n/m) (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Oct 22, 14:38:16
        
        woah hang on. I never said it was, you are correct that is exactly what it is. (General Chat) - megson, Oct 22, 14:36:54
        
        They are both wrong (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 22, 14:40:38
        
        Which was, in my usual rambling way, The Point. Which didn't even need to be made really. (General Chat) - megson, Oct 22, 14:45:50
        
        Excellent post (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 14:27:33
        
        I think you;ve missed the point. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 22, 14:31:47
        
        Too late - you're his mate now (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 22, 14:33:31
        
        I should have stayed out of this. Post lunch, Quick Check, Rookie error. (General Chat) - megson, Oct 22, 14:47:08
        
        How many people have you (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 14:08:05
        
        Me personally, none (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 22, 14:10:03
        
        "why do they keep going on about it" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 14:09:00
        
        I think he means the gingers (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 22, 14:10:45
        
        Oh right. Well he really has got a good point then. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 14:12:09
        
        Oi! Hair-colourist! (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 14:13:31
        
        Oh fuck, you aren't one of 'them' are you? (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 22, 14:15:06
        
        Tell that to the one in my basement. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 22, 14:07:59
        
        yeah but who is going to play alongside JBA on Sat (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Oct 22, 14:14:26
      - 'Ethnic Races' - LOLZ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 22, 14:04:06
- he's just a deluded fool, mixed in with a little bit of trolling. Plenty of fuckwits like (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 22, 13:32:26
- This big? (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 22, 13:28:20
  - nah, more like this big (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 13:29:40
    - This big? (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 22, 13:40:06
- he's a dull troll trying his best to be controversial (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 22, 13:17:09
  - no he isn't (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 13:19:01
    - agree. Why are the BNP now on Question Time? Because there's some (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 13:22:52
      - they should not be afforded a slot on question time. shame of the bbc (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 13:42:30
        
        shame "on" obvi-fucking-ously (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 13:43:10
    - i never said he doesn't believe them (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 22, 13:22:32
      - he's not trying to be controversial then is he? (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 13:23:20
        
        it's to do with the way he's expressing his views (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 22, 13:25:24
        
        I'm not so sure (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 13:27:15
        
        I don't find Ralf particularly trolley. no more trolley than the next one. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 22, 13:28:31
  - I know but that's not the answer is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 13:18:18
    - My chip on my shoulder is no bigger than....... (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 13:51:31
      - re the second one... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 13:53:26
        
        I didn't get his point on either. Seemed like rather selective reporting to me (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 13:56:54
        
        She lied about the fact that it was racially motivated (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 13:56:29
        
        Yeah. All black people do that. Damn them. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 13:58:13
        
        "one of the defendants, Karen Burton, pleaded guilty to a hate crime charge." (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 13:58:05
        
        oh, and "none of the seven have appealed". (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 14:00:10
        
        Other than that, he makes a really good point. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 14:01:24
        
        ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 14:02:58
        
        also, one of the cases was in America. I'm struggling to make a connection with that (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 14:02:42
        
        Remember the Wayne Rooney and Yobo comments (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 14:04:46
        
        Haven't got a clue, I take very little notice of such trivia, (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 14:10:51
        
        That's a brilliant point too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 14:06:01
        
        If you asked Yobo what colour he was he would say what? (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 14:09:46
        
        I can?t think of any circumstance that would make me want to ask Yobo what his colour is (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 14:34:01
        
        its not really acceptable (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 14:19:12
        
        * awaiting a good response to this one (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 14:22:09
        
        It is not ridicule (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 14:52:37
        
        ** will not get one (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 14:31:19
how the fucking hell do you put a "bulleted" list into a document (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 12:33:39
- Tombs, IMHO , Get a Toshiba Laptop everytime. I have 3 and they are all tops. (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 22, 13:27:04
  - ......... (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 22, 13:29:59
- That's actually cheap as noted before (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 22, 13:15:03
  - backup wondows hard drive. For his PC. I suspect. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 13:27:27
- Get a PC (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 22, 12:43:15
  - i will (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 12:43:57
    - Here's one (General Chat) - pants, Oct 22, 12:46:36
      - 1. HP are notoriously shit (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 22, 13:16:22
        
        Does it really matter what a PC looks like though? It's a tool like (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 13:21:49
      - cheers (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 12:47:50
        
        I didn't know it was out of stock (General Chat) - pants, Oct 22, 12:49:35
        
        i'm going out to kick the cat (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 12:51:09
- I put ?500 on a horse once (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 22, 12:36:52
  - ?500 = A monkey. I just google imaged 'monkey on a horse' in order to play an hilarious (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 22, 12:46:12
    - My word. Well, credit to her for being able to open her mouth that wide. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 13:48:50
  - oh fuck off (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 12:39:52
    - send it to me (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 22, 12:44:17
      - i want to axe it to death (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 12:48:23
        
        I'll give you ?5 for it (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 22, 12:54:06
        
        ^prostitution^ (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 22, 12:55:41
    - It won at 6/1 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 22, 12:41:41
      - bet it didn't (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 12:43:14
        
        haha, not my story. Soz about your os (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 22, 12:44:48
        
        apparently 400 quid of it is shitty TV series my son downloaded (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 12:46:46
    - Do not go to PC world if you want service and advice (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 12:40:43
      - ok (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 12:42:23
        
        tomby calm down mate (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 22, 13:02:57
Fact hunt (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 11:12:44
- Looks like they could be getting the kids back soon then (General Chat) - Ben, Oct 22, 11:45:33
  - catch 22 there (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 11:47:56
- Here's a related fact (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 22, 11:20:55
  - I'm quite good at TLAs (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 11:25:42
    - I did always have that image in mind - "Lardy on his way down" (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 22, 11:28:36
      - I imagine the problem would be stopping them at the bottom... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 22, 11:36:30
        
        just have the ambulance door open (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 22, 11:38:32
        
        or a log flume like at alton towers (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 11:41:11
      - aircraft emergency chutes? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 11:30:50
        
        yes that's the idea (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 22, 11:34:00
POSTAL WORKERS (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 08:33:59
- wankers (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 22, 09:43:24
- Not my postie who is brilliant (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Oct 22, 08:38:51
  - Not sure if my mate is striking today, he is on the delivery side, not been there that (General Chat) - megson, Oct 22, 08:42:41
  - both sides are behaving very badly (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 08:42:18
    - My pal is a postie (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 08:45:48
      - I'd like to support the posties (General Chat) - BigDoh, Oct 22, 09:18:14
        
        Crozier - received ?3m last year. Nice. (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Oct 22, 09:21:21
        
        Yes but I bet he works more that 4-5 hours a day (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 09:22:59
        
        Even if he worked 25 hours a day that renumeration is too big (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Oct 22, 09:28:51
        
        think it's probably the going rate for heading up an organisation of that magnitude (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 09:33:15
        
        And doing a shit job according to most. Like I say, nice. (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Oct 22, 09:34:29
        
        oh well, someone's got to do it I suppose (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 09:42:52
        
        beats walking the streets (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 22, 09:45:35
        
        that was very good jumbo1, very good (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 09:50:08
      - how much does a postie earn? not a lot but I spose (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 22, 08:53:45
        
        Crozier & his Exec co-horts could set an example (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Oct 22, 08:59:27
        
        why? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 09:22:06
        
        Because over ?3m payment in a year is far too much than Royal Mail can afford (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Oct 22, 09:29:37
        
        You work your way to the top of the ladder (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 09:25:56
        
        Change jobs then - become a firemen or postie (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Oct 22, 09:36:28
        
        I like work (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 09:46:18
      - the ignorant fuckers at norwich sorting office should be the first to go (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 08:51:13
      - TNT only want the profitable business stuff (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 22, 08:49:26
        
        500 quid to fix!!!!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 08:54:29
        
        Private Co's wouldn't do a lot of rural areas - not enough profit (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Oct 22, 09:00:03
        
        fuck 'em then (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 09:21:31
        
        yeah - start a postal collection co-operative for rural areas (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 22, 09:24:28
        
        Go on then (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Oct 22, 09:30:15
        
        sort of being done already... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 22, 10:16:32
        
        he is earning between ?60 and ?70 per day doing 12 hours (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 22, 10:24:08
        
        exactly, this sort of forward positive thinking is sadly lacking in bwoken bwitain (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 22, 09:26:04
    - THey needed to drop the pay issue. In a recession its not something that will get popular (General Chat) - megson, Oct 22, 08:45:45
A quick straw poll (Other Football) - King, Oct 21, 14:48:20
- will not be going, yet might have had it been elsewhere (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 21, 15:42:36
- Yes, although I'd probably go to neither. If I had to I would. But only if I had to. (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 21, 15:19:07
  - Where have you been?.. (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Oct 21, 15:23:23
    - Bristol. (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 21, 15:35:37
      - Are you well? (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Oct 21, 15:37:12
        
        Radiant. And you? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 21, 15:38:51
        
        Yes I am thanking you very much for asking. Sadly I have to do some work now... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Oct 21, 15:43:56
        
        Godspeed Panda. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 21, 15:46:32
        
        Godspeed! You Black (and white) Panda. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 21, 16:22:51
- Dunno about Ukraine (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Oct 21, 15:10:57
  - Sheffield again (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 21, 15:32:06
    - Yep (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 21, 16:10:40
- I might even be living in Poland come 2012 (Other Football) - tim berry, Oct 21, 15:10:36
  - ^^^Much sense^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Oct 21, 15:24:49
    - Although I can speak more Polish than most England fans (n/m) (Other Football) - tim berry, Oct 21, 16:02:51
  - You're a film buff aren't you? Do you know Stan Brakhage? (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Oct 21, 15:14:08
    - Yes, I studied a few of his films at uni. (Other Football) - tim berry, Oct 21, 15:58:29
      - Yes, that's my impression on limited evidence (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Oct 21, 16:06:45
  - Thankyou for recommending Martin McDonagh - read three of his plays on the train yesterday (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 21, 15:11:58
    - Isn't he? (n/m) (Other Football) - tim berry, Oct 21, 15:56:27
  - KK, WT, Krakow (Other Football) - camcan, Oct 21, 15:11:30
    - Well no one else has replied but I will... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Oct 21, 15:30:03
      - Yes, nicely done. (n/m) (Other Football) - tim berry, Oct 21, 15:56:10
      - I dint get it (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 21, 15:52:30
- i'd be more likely to go if it were in Switzerland. (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in Switzerland, Oct 21, 15:08:15
- I would. (Other Football) - APB, Oct 21, 14:56:39
- Poland would be cheaper. (Other Football) - CB41, Oct 21, 14:55:14
  - You mean you got your fuckbuddy from Poland?? (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 21, 14:57:11
    - Akshley, wasn't that Liverpool? They made a filum of it. (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Oct 21, 15:05:04
    - Sheffield again. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 21, 15:00:47
      - Indeed, although I didn't get her from Sheffield. I got her off of a sailing ship (Other Football) - CB41, Oct 21, 15:03:47
      - Peterborough (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 21, 15:03:38
        
        I'm talking about the author. She lives in Sheffield. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 21, 15:04:45
        
        ah, used to be Cambridge based i thought? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 21, 15:14:23
        
        And is a lecturer at my alma mater. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 21, 15:07:01
        
        You can rely on that :-) (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Oct 21, 15:10:21
        
        Lots do (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Oct 21, 15:05:30
    - No and yes. (Other Football) - CB41, Oct 21, 15:00:28
    - *chuckle* (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 21, 14:59:22
    - I think he meant his golf partner (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 21, 14:58:09
- Never been to the Ukraine but the other two are well worth a visit (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 21, 14:54:40
- No. I try and avoid anywhere cold and wet. (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Oct 21, 14:53:24
  - Err, you live in England (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Oct 21, 14:55:41
    - I live in Essex. The sun always shines (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Oct 21, 15:11:05
      - Is that why all the girls are orange? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Oct 21, 15:13:04
- yeah i'd go, been to warsaw & krakow before and it was great! (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Oct 21, 14:51:42
  - No matches being held in Krakow unfortunately (n/m) (Other Football) - King, Oct 21, 14:54:53
    - thats a bit rubbish! krakow was great! awesome nightlife and about ?1 for a pint (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Oct 21, 14:56:19
      - That's enough to put me off. (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Oct 21, 15:08:03
        
        You have to get down to the Jewish quarter in Krakow (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Oct 21, 15:16:45
        
        Ryanair have a lot to answer for (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Oct 21, 15:21:18
        
        Indeed (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Oct 21, 15:27:24
        
        Ditto Easyjet & Cruise Liners murdering Dubrovnik (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 21, 15:23:06
- Not likely to go to Poland, Ukraine or Austria (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 21, 14:51:24
- if I had the money and the inclination I would choose option B (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Oct 21, 14:51:09
Hooray not yay! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 21, 14:18:08
Who is Manic Vision? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 21, 14:01:12
- Could be me (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 21, 14:24:32
  - Yeah, I reckon it's you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 21, 14:29:09
- Oh, right. I wasn't clear; but I meant: who on here? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 21, 14:11:36
  - he's following both my twitter accounts (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 21, 14:16:25
    - Think I'm only following one of yours (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 21, 14:27:24
    - and mine (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 21, 14:20:05
  - obvious intut (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 21, 14:14:02
    - Wild horses wouldn't drag SiH onto twatter (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 21, 14:19:11
      - cum drinking ones probably would (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 21, 14:21:50
        
        Good point, well made (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 21, 14:24:07
- Matthew Gibson (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 21, 14:04:59
- Carl Hitchborn (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 21, 14:04:25
  - Hitchy (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 14:05:17
    - The Hitchborn Identity (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 21, 14:12:46
- hare... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 14:02:32
- Matt Lyon, at a guess (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 21, 14:02:04
  - or Carl Hitchborn (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 21, 14:08:41
Name the only England capped player to have MORE goals than appereances at club level? (NCFC) - songwriter, Oct 21, 09:00:49
- Is it Kelly Smith? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 21, 09:57:09
  - No. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Oct 21, 09:57:40
- Ian Wright (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 21, 09:48:43
- Charles Burgess Fry? (n/m) (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Oct 21, 09:48:02
- Emily Westwood? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 09:36:46
- Trick question? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 21, 09:35:34
  - always one (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 21, 09:36:57
- Brian Clough must be close (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 21, 09:31:18
  - yep (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 21, 09:34:22
- Is the answer... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 21, 09:26:45
- Dixie Dean (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 21, 09:21:41
  - ooof. Close but no cigar for Dixie Dean (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 21, 09:23:53
- steve bloomer? (n/m) (NCFC) - elk, Oct 21, 09:20:49
  - Are you naming types of bread or footballers? Or a bit of both? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 21, 09:50:25
- Dean Ashton ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Oct 21, 09:10:16
  - no he played 40 odd games for us and only scored 17, and similar at WHU (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 21, 09:14:26
  - Nope. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Oct 21, 09:14:13
- Dean Ashton ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Oct 21, 09:09:47
- Geoff (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 21, 09:09:14
FAO: BC; NCFC4life; Ben; Macfaces et al. (This probably won't include Tombs). (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 08:57:13
- That is well sexual, the missus has been looking at them for a while, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 21, 10:13:50
- Oh bloody hell. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 21, 09:40:04
  - Always Posting "Bollocks" (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 21, 09:41:01
- Phhhhwooooaaarrr! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 21, 09:23:45
  - ...it's exquisite isn't it. Even the entry level one would do me at work. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 09:44:59
- Blimey, this board has a lot of Graphics Designers (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 21, 09:15:55
Does one have to pay for that there WiFi? Is it a hardward or software thang?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 20, 18:25:21
- it's basically hardware (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 20, 18:36:32
- Not sure what you mean (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 20, 18:33:05
  - could also do a wi-fi dongle (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 20, 18:53:24
- + e - d (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 20, 18:26:02
is it FP who's the banjo player? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 20, 18:02:42
- Arizona Bay, I think. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 20, 18:10:10
  - yeh, i'll play da drums using yor nuts (General Chat) - Skinner, Oct 20, 18:53:42
  - I'll be your svengali like manager (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 20, 18:36:04
    - Yes Malcolm, that'll be fine. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 20, 18:42:19
      - Good good (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 20, 18:56:20
        
        caught something called Cock'd Gunns on t' telleh the other day (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 20, 19:07:01
  - Tomblanders musical c.v. (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 20, 18:18:18
  - I'm pretty adept at playing the fool (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 20, 18:14:20
    - Sounds like a frontman to me ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 20, 18:16:16
      - haha, indeed (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 20, 18:19:15
        
        I don't (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 20, 19:30:31
  - Piano of Hammond for me!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 20, 18:14:00
    - What's a 'piano of hammond' when its at hum?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 20, 18:16:05
      - lol 'or'. Preferably a Hammond C3. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 20, 18:17:30
  - Actually it is me, thank you but I'm not terribly good as I'm learning... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 20, 18:13:40
    - Last one is a version of the Wanderer and 15 is a poppy, horn led, up beat number... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 20, 18:19:27
      - The Wanderer is by Ted Chippington, and 15 is Sweet Brendan by the Brilliant Corners. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 20, 18:21:22
        
        Really? That seems rather cheap. I was looking at the Boss pedal sampler earlier... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 20, 18:22:48
    - I can't remember which they are, could you remind me? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 20, 18:15:50
  - No it is Panda. AB plays a Ukalele (sp?) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 20, 18:12:53
    - Oh yes, he's in a band called Norfolk Ukelele. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 20, 18:13:38
- I put that up the other day Worzel. Defo worth another viewing, brillers. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 20, 18:04:34
  - great scene, and the kid (?) seems pretty tasty on that thing (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 20, 18:05:39
    - he int playing it, a proper banjo player was hid behind him (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 20, 18:22:06
      - he certainly doesn't look like someone you'd like to have a pint with (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 20, 18:28:17
        
        Apparently he did/does play the banjo (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 20, 18:30:36
        
        ah, apparently although he can play the banjo (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 20, 19:18:26
        
        Jon Voight should know about inbreds (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 20, 19:06:42
        
        why's that? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 20, 19:14:54
        
        just the old rumours about his daughter shagging his son/her brother (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 20, 19:44:07
        
        ah haven't paid much attention to that, bit weird though (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 20, 19:59:30
Old skool Lincoln punk (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 20, 16:13:36
- *here* (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 20, 16:21:57
we all came from monkeys (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 16:03:46
- You came from Dorking (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 20, 16:17:47
- I didn't (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 20, 16:11:05
- especially ian brown and the bloke from supergrass (n/m) (General Chat) - gregory abbott, Oct 20, 16:09:40
  - Are you SoS? (General Chat) - Small, Oct 20, 16:18:15
    - i am SOS (General Chat) - gregory abbott, Oct 20, 16:22:28
      - yeah. I was round the other side of the bath - only for the first half (General Chat) - Small, Oct 20, 16:27:37
        
        is there a bath in the Kings? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 20, 17:09:09
        
        what a queer typo (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 20, 17:14:21
        
        malkybarkid in the Kings (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 20, 17:16:23
        
        he has played for wroxham for years (General Chat) - gregory abbott, Oct 20, 16:29:59
- I've got Cars... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 20, 16:08:49
  - Weird. My iToons just played Down in the Park for me. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Oct 20, 16:13:22
  - Gary Numan? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 20, 16:09:58
    - Yes and no... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 20, 16:11:33
      - Never heard them - how can I hate them? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 20, 16:20:35
        
        I thought you'd posted on here that you thought they were shit... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 20, 16:29:01
        
        Just listened to a couple of tracks on YouTube (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 20, 16:31:50
        
        Just listening to the Cars cover (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 20, 16:39:26
        
        i like that (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 20, 17:23:17
        
        here's them doing it at Festinho this year (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 16:47:40
        
        You might like Mumford & Sons, Fanfarlo and 6 Day Riot then - give 'em a go GMAN! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 16:33:10
        
        there was a good bit on the absolute radio website (General Chat) - gregory abbott, Oct 20, 16:35:53
        
        thass good... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 16:40:52
    - The Leisure Society version? No - where did you get it? I want it NOW! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 16:11:26
      - See in here (I've got it in heavy weighted vinyl, natch)... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 20, 16:13:46
        
        that's very unfair on those of us that have already bought it on the 1st release (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 20, 17:01:56
        
        Not for me it ain't - I was well chuffed (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 20, 17:04:35
        
        And I got a free t-shirt and badge cos I got it on re-release day... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 20, 16:15:38
- Apes (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 20, 16:05:26
- and monk (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 20, 16:04:55
- No. Along with the monkeys we share a common ancestor. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 20, 16:04:45
note to self (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 20, 12:39:17
- I guess you'll have to go and pick it up sometime too... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 20, 13:09:53
  - when the apple geek says (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 20, 13:18:29
- rolph (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 20, 12:55:50
Tickets for Swindon? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 20, 11:49:24
- tell him to try the online ticketing whatsit on the Official Site (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 20, 12:03:12
  - He's tried the official routes - only singles available it seems (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 20, 12:11:55
    - just had a look meself, and there's loads together (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 20, 12:18:36
- Try the ringing the club ticketline. (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 20, 11:53:59
- can't be sold out can it?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 20, 11:52:01
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 20, 12:03:38
Fucking hell! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 19, 22:18:04
- it's Fred Titmus (n/m) (NCFC) - double hipness, Oct 19, 22:20:50
Just off to the pub of dreams (Copenhagen branch) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 19, 19:11:41
Back home now, I decide not to sleep and instead watch Norwich DVD (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 19, 17:00:18
- Which shirt are you wearing tonight? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 19, 17:03:20
  - Just a normal Norwich polo shirt, well actually I wear that shirt to sleep (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 19, 17:09:57
    - Casual and comfortable (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 19, 17:16:28
      - Yeah, last week I wear the Ashton polo shirt to sleep (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 19, 17:21:26
        
        David. Don't tell me you go to bed with a Dean Ashton polo shirt ? (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 19, 17:22:59
        
        What's the problem? The clubshop had it also in that season (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 19, 17:27:19
        
        Well for starters he could not wait to leave us and faked an injury to get out (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 19, 17:30:42
        
        This line of thinking never makes any sense (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 19, 17:47:13
        
        Well like I said. it's just my opinion and makes sense to me. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 19, 17:49:09
        
        You can pull two examples from this (NCFC) - pants, Oct 19, 18:01:50
        
        But I think if he want to leave he should leave at the start of the season (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 19, 17:34:24
        
        Agree. He did play well for West Ham in the FA CUP Final v Liverpool in 2006. (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 19, 17:36:14
        
        Yeah! Volley King Curo!!! (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 19, 18:03:08
        
        a fun size vcc teaser from the HK'er (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 19, 18:05:14
        
        I have that shirt. Super Dean Ashton (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 19, 17:22:38
        
        but shame he is now... (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 19, 17:27:41
  - And is the chicken thing watching? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 19, 17:05:36
    - Is there something else thats been stuffed watching ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 19, 17:11:24
    - Of course of course!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 19, 17:10:14
- Did you take Daphne up the Buffet? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 19, 17:02:09
  - No, not tonight, but since facebook was downed today (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 19, 17:10:46
  - lollage (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 19, 17:05:51
- You not staying up to watch the game david? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 19, 17:01:30
  - No, I will be there, it's 12:10am Tueday HK time (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 19, 17:11:52
    - Links to come soon1 (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 19, 17:25:41
      - Thanks and cheers!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 19, 17:27:52
Tombs sets off (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 19, 16:56:00
- Tombs is Gary Oldman? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 19, 16:58:27
- almost... (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 19, 16:57:34
  - Whispering Grass (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 19, 17:00:14
  - Tombs takes aim... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 19, 17:00:13
    - ^^^ a non-rude version of a no hotlinking trap (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 19, 17:01:45
    - and bags his prey (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 19, 17:01:25
      - that's Philip - Tombs did him from a 1000 yards out in high wind. Maybe 9, 10 guys in the (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 19, 17:03:13
        
        fuck i loved that shot (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 19, 17:09:25
        
        and when you caught that pingpong ball in your gob from 30 yards in that bar in Manilla. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 19, 17:14:04
- He looks like Sabre Man from Sabre Wulf. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 19, 16:57:27
- proper chortle (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 19, 16:57:05
- and again... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 19, 16:57:00
  - so the enemy think he's a cleaning woman, a cleaning woman. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 19, 16:59:51
  - amatuer hour (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 19, 16:59:02
    - amatuer sp hour (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 19, 16:59:20
iMac hard drive busted = 190.35 (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 19, 16:10:33
- That's not a bad price if it includes fitting and data recovery (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Oct 19, 16:30:58
  - really!!? Don't feel so bad now then (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 19, 16:34:09
  - That's a *fantastic* price if it includes recovery (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 19, 16:33:39
    - as i recall (i was bored by him) 1.40 per "gig" (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 19, 16:35:48
      - Ah, the "no guarantee" probably means they'll just try to put the drive (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 19, 16:53:25
        
        c'est la vie (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 19, 16:55:41
- ?190 to replace a hard drive? (General Chat) - scruffy, Oct 19, 16:19:14
  - no, includes data recovery and a bigger ard drive apparently (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 19, 16:25:13
    - You could do that yourself with a boot cd (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 19, 16:31:26
      - That's what the OS X CD is... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 19, 16:31:50
        
        yeah, could do it with parted magic, and boot the system from the ram (General Chat) - pants, Oct 19, 16:34:24
        
        no i couldn't (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 19, 16:37:02
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 19, 16:37:56
    - "Data recovery" - oh dear!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 19, 16:28:38
      - my mrs fault (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 19, 16:30:49
        
        Yebut, they might also find your "photos" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 19, 16:31:32
- And that's when you realise, this is going to change everything (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 19, 16:17:23
OK then, who want's to see something very very funny? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Oct 19, 14:59:33
- Why ask? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 19, 15:12:40
  - you sure? (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Oct 19, 15:14:04
    - dunno (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 19, 15:17:06
      - I don't want to hear it and everyone agrees with me (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 19, 15:18:23
        
        turn your volume down to a then (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 19, 15:20:22
        
        I thought that might have made him post it by now (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 19, 15:26:03
- ^^^Ban this Filth^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 19, 15:04:14
- nah (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 19, 15:03:56
  - go on (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Oct 19, 15:09:13
Wrath first? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 19, 12:41:26
Is it too late to say (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 19, 12:20:39
- better late than never (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 19, 12:22:48
  - I don't think saying 'Here, Nasie' would help much in that situation (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 19, 12:41:59
  - Yeah, it gets a bit like that on Wrath sometimes... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 19, 12:36:43
I'm not sure about this 39th game abroad. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Oct 17, 12:25:47
- Are they still going on about that? (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Oct 17, 12:27:04
  - Just had a piece about it on football focus, they seem to think it's enevitable. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Oct 17, 12:27:28
    - Since they put hard cash above fans opinions then, yes, it probably is (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Oct 17, 12:34:09
      - Agreed, it'll happen. Will also have to be seeded so top half play bottom half. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Oct 17, 12:49:09
        
        it's a big mistake as far as the English public go, but in terms of international revenues (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 17, 18:02:28
who would be in your list (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 16, 15:51:05
- that odious fuck Blatter (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 16, 17:11:58
- William Webb Elliss (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 16, 16:23:41
  - with an extra s (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 16, 16:24:13
- Sutch (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 16, 16:20:55
- Fabian Wilnis. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Oct 16, 16:14:58
- Drogba (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Oct 16, 16:14:03
- gary monk (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Oct 16, 16:08:12
- its the refs fault (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 16, 16:07:17
- book's a joke (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Oct 16, 16:01:26
- selwyns (Other Football) - Small, Oct 16, 15:59:14
- Peter Drury / Clive Tyldesley (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Oct 16, 15:58:41
- Sir Bobby Robson (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 16, 15:57:22
- Murdoch (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Oct 16, 15:55:50
  - Peter Kenyon (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 16, 16:00:36
are we allowed to take the piss out of Pants for feeling broody? (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Oct 16, 14:38:05
- All I'm thinking about is Green Goblin cider, ?1 a bottle from mozzas (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 15:31:23
  - Any good? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 16, 15:32:33
    - Yeah, it's the hobgoblin wychwood guys (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 15:33:24
      - Because it's 6% (General Chat) - Small, Oct 16, 15:48:24
        
        You ever had westons organic cider? (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 15:55:18
        
        yes. organic is the only cider i can even get close to drinking. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 16, 16:25:36
        
        The Weston's Perry is good too... (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 16, 16:02:45
        
        I only ever last about a pint on pear stuff (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 16:07:44
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 16, 14:51:51
- No (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 16, 14:50:02
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 16, 14:46:44
Alright fuckers? What have I missed? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 16, 11:24:08
- Selwyn's finger story (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 16, 12:06:44
  - oh yes, selwyn fingered his wife up the barclay. forgot that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 12:09:43
    - "up the barclay" never heard it called that before! (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 16, 12:12:03
      - actually I think my preferences are the opposite to yours. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 16, 12:20:37
- mbk's credit card turned up despite the indian concrete strike (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 11:57:08
- scc had a bit of a paddy last night (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 11:45:39
- Gary Holt has defected to Lowestoft Town (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 11:44:47
- Arganth's name is Wedgie (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 16, 11:38:40
  - ^^ Some of this is lying ^^ (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 16, 14:51:52
  - And Actimel may or may not do everything it says on the bottle (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 16, 11:41:25
    - hmmm... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 16, 11:44:54
- wb! how wuz egypt? do much? where did ya stay? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 16, 11:36:59
- You also missed a widely pulled apart old mans anus. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 11:34:22
  - Goatse? Bit old hat that now, old Internet jape. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 16, 11:35:47
    - Posted by Buttocks Spread Extravagantly Canary. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 11:36:37
    - the difference this time was that (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 11:36:35
    - haha, bse canary hotlinked a pic, but the host must hate hotlinkers with a passion (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 11:36:27
      - Someone did that to they Daily Heil foo yares goo. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 16, 11:40:00
        
        why "goatse"? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 11:50:35
        
        the original url was (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Oct 16, 11:56:52
        
        oh (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 12:00:17
        
        yes you do (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 12:12:41
      - I still see it every time I close my eyes at night! (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 16, 11:38:27
        
        It's only happened to me once (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 11:41:14
        
        Just looked that up on urban dictionary. Shan't pursue any further after reading about it. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 11:47:05
        
        What's worse is, when I was 20, some tit came into the pub with a photo of it (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 11:50:02
        
        Why in the name of Graham Bristol would you take a picture like that down the pub? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 11:52:30
        
        To get a rise out of people (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 11:54:05
        
        sounds like he got a rise out of the Italian bloke, anyway. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 16, 11:55:25
        
        Yes but, euwww. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 11:54:56
        
        Funny really, cos whenever mkd posts that vid of roger in a mankini (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 11:57:39
        
        I've met Roger. He doesn't always wear one. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 12:00:11
        
        haha, Regular pubs are great (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 12:11:41
        
        He was wearing a tie on Wednesday. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 16, 12:00:48
        
        Just a tie? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 12:02:58
        
        and a smile (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 12:04:43
        
        to impress pants (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 11:53:12
        
        'it' being having your anus pulled widely apart? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 16, 11:42:04
        
        i missed it, any chance of a re-run? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 11:39:34
        
        looks like I was the only person in the world who had never heard of it! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 16, 11:43:34
        
        you still managed to spread it all over this site though (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 11:45:36
        
        ..but not Intentionally was it! the actual picture I linked was harmless (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 16, 11:49:23
        
        thank your lucky stars you didn't link it in an email to your work (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 11:52:29
        
        Now that's what makes me shudder every time it's mentioned (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 16, 12:04:40
        
        not all of us (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 12:07:48
        
        I've just been reading about it on wiki, love the story re. olympic logo on the BBC site! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 16, 12:10:46
        
        You're obsessed with it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 16, 12:23:13
        
        he does appear to be immersing himself into it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 12:33:11
        
        I was just peeved that I wasn't aware of it! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 16, 12:41:06
- You sent me a text. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 16, 11:34:15
- Here. You missed this. (cheers tricky) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 11:33:22
  - Wow. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 16, 11:37:26
    - I really like that it's the "most second most-popular model sold at PocketProtectors.com" (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 16, 11:39:05
      - heat-welded seamage!! good fucking lord!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 11:42:08
- Loads (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 16, 11:32:31
- New House still brillos (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 11:29:24
  - Aha. Will be watching ep2 off of the plus today. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 16, 11:30:22
    - Generation Kill is excellent - watched ep2 last night. Ziggy from The Wire is in it (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 16, 11:37:50
      - i haven't started watching it yet (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 16, 11:39:49
        
        I do this stupid thing of watching the download around the time it is actually aired on TV (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 16, 11:46:12
      - It's well good. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 16, 11:38:23
    - my fav quip in it so far is, House going "my mum caught me jacking off once, (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 11:33:05
  - Yup. I've been in it for more than a month now. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 16, 11:30:04
- gay bloke out of boyzone brown bread (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 11:27:12
  - Tombs, tombs - you need to show him The Stealth (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 16, 11:31:00
    - oh ar!! I forgotted about that. Hang on I'll have a rummage on the interweb (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 11:31:51
  - Ah, yes, I clocked that on BBC World News. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 16, 11:29:11
    - Natural causes. There's a joke about feeling a little queer apparently. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 11:30:53
    - death (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 11:30:40
- How was the hol? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 11:26:59
  - Brilliant, hot as fuck, I am brown like a walnut. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 16, 11:28:00
    - I love hot off. Ooh just thought of one thing you may of missed (have) the club have remai (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 11:29:08
      - I wonder why. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 16, 11:35:49
        
        I imagine it's because they are worried about the controversy (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 16, 11:36:37
- Check out the new style we display! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 11:25:21
  - No (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 16, 11:27:11
    - Oh OK. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 11:28:01
Jafski; following our apple discussio, I've just been in the kitchen and made myself (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 11:20:37
- Did you fix your Apples? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 16, 11:36:45
  - i gave up (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 11:46:34
    - Oh. Did you upgrade to 10.6? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 16, 11:54:29
      - how do i do that? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 12:01:57
        
        Weird about the sound (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 16, 12:20:24
        
        tar (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 12:26:49
  - "how do you like them apples" (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 11:43:53
    - What's that? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 16, 11:47:30
- Nice one. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 11:24:31
  - in the fruit bowl posing as usual (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 11:28:12
- I forgot what a bit a of a pain in the bum fresh win2k install is (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 11:24:20
  - my macbook gets so hot it has the capacity to cook testicles (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 11:29:10
    - I've been given a really nice tower (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 11:31:36
      - all means nothing to me pants (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 11:35:47
        
        Simple maths. Processor is the brain (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 11:39:49
        
        And if you'd installed Ubuntu..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 16, 11:53:13
        
        :( (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 11:55:41
        
        i need to get me some more rammage then (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 11:55:18
You lucky, lucky bastard! (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 16, 11:04:02
- She was a bit slow to react wasn't she (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 16, 11:09:53
  - yeah but a woman's brain turns to mush the moment they fall pregnant (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 16, 11:13:00
    - ^^^^ sleeping on the sofa tonight (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 16, 11:19:49
      - Mrs Scrampton freely admits this to be true (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 16, 11:21:25
    - the bloke that came through the doorway didn't even react at all (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 11:14:39
  - Just a tad. Imagine how you'd have felt though, even if you were just the (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 16, 11:12:41
    - (one of the people, obviously. You couldn't be all of them) (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 16, 11:13:16
      - rory bremner could (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 11:15:25
        
        Yes but not very well. And they'd all sound roughly the same. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 11:18:24
        
        Yet politically aware. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 16, 11:19:34
        
        And would know the words to the Haka (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 16, 11:25:48
        
        It's about a hairy man. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 11:27:34
        
        Word. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 11:22:54
        
        Bird and Fortune could be rambling along in the waiting room too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 16, 11:25:15
        
        I don't mind them. He's a smug, self-important nobber tho. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 11:26:35
- Fuck-A-Nory! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 11:06:23
Since Wrath knows everything...Just had a bed delivered which I have to (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 16, 10:57:02
- Use glue and then never move (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 16, 11:31:57
- ta Yellalee and Maillot.. ill go try it (n/m) (General Chat) - roland rat, Oct 16, 11:10:12
  - ??? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 11:13:34
- when mine turned up it was missing a bolt in an important area.... (General Chat) - jonah3000, Oct 16, 11:05:08
- as long..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 16, 11:02:27
  - ^^^ serious answer. Fuggern warz. Yeah, wood screws look decent so will see how it goes. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 16, 11:06:07
- Just say sorry to your mrs (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 11:00:49
- Depends. How heavy is your Mrs and how energetic are you in the bedroom? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 11:00:27
  - Ah, so basically if I keep her off the pizzas and only give her one over the table, then (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 16, 11:01:42
    - only if the table has been wood glued! (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, Oct 16, 11:06:24
      - Yeah I glued all the surfaces designed for shagging - tables, sinks, washing machines etc (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 16, 11:07:43
        
        good work! (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, Oct 16, 11:08:32
      - Oh, good point. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 11:07:12
    - Yep. No glue needed. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 11:03:11
- duck tape (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 16, 11:00:17
  - You must think I'm quackers (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 16, 11:00:39
    - you can buy it from the world wide webbed feet. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 16, 11:03:05
      - Yeah but have you seen the bill ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 16, 11:05:10
- potd (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, Oct 16, 10:59:09
Am I alone in thinking that Depeche Mode (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 19:36:24
- Just Can't Get Enough (Other Football) - Monty Peculiar, Oct 15, 20:00:35
  - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 20:08:12
- I really loved their first few singles when they were just kids and Vince Clarke was still (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Oct 15, 19:58:45
  - yeah, exactly - musically no great shakes (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 20:05:56
    - Let's face it, they were no Farmer's Boys. (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Oct 15, 20:11:18
      - I always preferred The Higsons. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 15, 20:11:53
        
        Have you heard Sreious Drinking's Love On The Terraces? (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Oct 15, 20:30:14
        
        The Revolution Starts At Closing Time is one of my all time favourite album titles (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Oct 15, 21:44:09
  - I like that stuff too. Speak & Spell! (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 15, 20:00:28
- I think Suggers really hates them too. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 15, 19:41:58
  - oh thank god! (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 19:55:31
    - Pretty much. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 15, 19:57:34
      - You remember well. Utter shite from the first time (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 15, 20:06:12
        
        good man, I can't abide the cunts (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 20:09:22
        
        See, Worzel? I told you Suggers wasn't a fan. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 15, 20:09:21
        
        very well remembered Otto (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 20:10:12
      - thanks, they're playing Santiago this weekend (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 20:04:01
        
        today in fact, and a hailstorm has just started! (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 22:03:23
Looks like it was just a shower (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 15, 18:44:08
- clubs a joke (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 15, 18:52:20
FAO Worz (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 15, 18:27:35
- Happy birthday..... (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 15, 20:17:56
  - Is it Dave's birthday too? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 15, 21:46:39
- Happy Birthday (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 15, 19:18:12
- you're welcome, wish I had the week off (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 18:30:43
  - hmm my little trap didn't work (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 19:18:44
    - I always thought Enjoy the Silence was fabulous (General Chat) - The Judge, Oct 15, 19:43:10
      - depeche mode? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 20:06:57
      - Hmmm - that shouldn't be there (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Oct 15, 19:50:06
- hb (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 15, 18:29:47