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Jeff Powell has it in abundance (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 15, 18:01:10
- Is that his beard? (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Oct 15, 18:50:30
- He's a cunt and so are you (Other Football) - The Judge, Oct 15, 18:21:37
  - correct (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 15, 18:31:28
- jesus, this is just ridiculous (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 18:10:57
  - and he jumped out of the way of a tackle on the half way line (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 15, 18:32:05
    - yes, though tbf I wasn't expecting a balanced critique when I saw the url (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 18:34:30
      - no but this guy gets my goat every single time England play (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 15, 18:36:44
- That's the Daily Mail, a womans comic. WTF would they know. (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Oct 15, 18:03:24
  - how to be beyond annoying? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 15, 18:05:09
    - I didn't know you work for them (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 15, 18:11:12
      - trolltastic (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 15, 18:33:13
    - It certainly is. (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Oct 15, 18:06:38
      - I'm meeting the owner of the Daily Mail later today (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 18:12:42
        
        Can you do one thing for me? (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 15, 18:14:26
        
        Snot very nice (Other Football) - pants, Oct 15, 18:17:25
        
        Who would you tell? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 15, 18:26:22
        
        Skinner (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 15, 18:28:10
        
        Umm ... you know that's just Old Git in drag, don't you? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 15, 18:32:20
        
        I thought it was you replying to yourself. Similar to when you use Tehwatch (Other Football) - pants, Oct 15, 18:35:29
        
        I've been thinking about that (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 18:16:13
        
        on all fours? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 15, 18:18:31
        
        proudly surveying all around atop two erect legs (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 18:24:29
Nick Griffin on Question Time tonight. Could be a raucous crowd. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 15, 16:26:00
- Is that tonight? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 15, 16:28:50
- Next week, I think (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 15, 16:26:34
  - must make a note to watch that (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 17:17:44
    - Yep, straight after the 10pm news (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 15, 17:19:22
      - I hope it develops into an impromptu lynching (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 17:22:56
        
        I think the BBC are going to have to be rather careful choosing the audience (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 15, 17:32:07
        
        I'm sure they'll have a fair few security guards on hand (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 17:35:44
This is a great step forward in race relations. No longer will budding young fascists from (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 15, 14:08:39
- I'm sure they'll be queuing up to join the party (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 14:38:46
  - Bradford? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 15, 14:46:23
    - Second generation-ist (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve Jobs, Oct 15, 14:50:00
    - Not sure where they want to ship any immigrants who were born in the UK (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 14:49:55
      - if they did get in i'd be quite happy to be 'sent back' (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 15, 15:03:23
      - What did I read about DNA profiling being used on immigrants to see where they come from? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 15, 14:57:19
        
        Here... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 15, 15:06:04
        
        omg, an A-level genetics student could've told them they were being stupid (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 15:40:25
        
        did someone really suggest that? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 15:04:21
        
        Which would basically mean all of us. (General Chat) - Steve Jobs, Oct 15, 15:06:35
        
        logical, rational thinkign has never been the BNP's strong point (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 15:37:12
        
        I can't wait to see Griffin on QT. I don't want loads of people shouting at him. Just ever (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 15:20:37
        
        is it tonight that he's on it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 15, 15:31:22
        
        Think so. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 15:40:05
        
        expect the twitterati to go mental then #QT (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 15, 16:00:08
        
        Oops no it's next week. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 16:04:29
        
        aye just spotted that - Tories are wheeling out one of their minorities for it (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 15, 16:06:34
        
        His mate is flying over on Friday after having the ban ruled illegal: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 15, 15:25:05
        
        Even just looking at him, he really screams slimy cuntbeak to me. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 15:28:23
        
        Someone was talking about Monkey Magic down below. This remind you of anyone ? ... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 15, 15:30:03
        
        Ahhh Pigsey (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 15, 15:31:23
        
        that's one of the most punchable faces I've ever seen (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 15:38:26
      - There's an app for that (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve Jobs, Oct 15, 14:54:12
        
        Hi Steve (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 15, 14:58:04
        
        Fuck (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve Jobs, Oct 15, 14:58:53
Stars of Heaven (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 15, 14:00:47
- My son will be in Berlin next week. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 15, 14:14:40
  - Nice - what's he doing there? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 15, 14:25:44
    - School History , looks like a really good trip, I would love to visit Berlin so much (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 15, 14:41:33
      - their what? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Oct 15, 15:06:45
      - Nothing stopping you, Loj (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 15, 14:49:46
        
        I will do one day, timing is just not right at the moment, when the kids are grown up, I (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 15, 14:54:44
      - Cripes (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 15, 14:43:20
        
        my boy could haveof gone to China! FFS ?1900 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 15, 14:45:21
        
        He could stay with XXL for some soft toys and a training top (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 15, 14:55:28
        
        Buy a big telly and get him a Monkey DVD (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 15, 14:52:57
        
        Ah, Chipitaka!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 15, 14:55:15
        
        that is a lot of money (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 15, 14:48:06
        
        I just used to look forward to the packed lunch (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 15, 14:53:57
        
        eaten within 15 minutes of journey starting? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 15, 14:54:39
        
        Absolutely (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 15, 14:56:30
        
        not me (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 15:05:42
        
        i'm like that with oranges (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 15, 15:29:32
        
        Just eat the crisps then my little grumpy poppet (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 15, 15:15:56
        
        Only cost ?1 when I was at school - maybe blotting paper or sugar cubes have gone up (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 15, 14:52:10
        
        Loan it to him at an extortionate interest rate (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 15, 14:51:30
        
        that was worse case depending on numbers but it is far too (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 15, 14:50:45
        
        Berlin ?400 (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 15, 14:49:52
- Stars of Haven't (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 15, 14:05:56
- *have* (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 15, 14:04:59
  - *of* (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 15, 14:39:59
  - Good spot, I stand corrected... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 15, 14:05:54
That there google wave.... (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 13:46:53
- Would you have a go on Steph? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 15, 14:14:14
  - Yes. Yes I would. I bet her's has healed over. I'd consider it a social service. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 14:17:26
    - I'd do Greg. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 15, 14:28:07
      - You've always liked the nerdy boys. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 14:34:00
- have you got an invite? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 15, 13:48:45
  - Have I fuck plinth boy. I don't dig on no geek salad. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 13:50:23
    - I've got a gmail email address (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 15, 13:54:30
      - I'm following you on twatter. And malkybarkid. I just signed up. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 13:59:07
        
        Another wrather gives away his real name... (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 15, 14:08:27
        
        he's already done that though (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 15, 14:09:33
        
        Yeah Ralf, you tell him. That was ages ago n'all. Get with the beat baggy! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 14:12:52
        
        have you got a twibbon? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 15, 14:25:52
        
        I want the ncfc one, how do you get it? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 14:30:37
        
        This is the one you want (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 15, 14:40:39
        
        There's an app for that (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve Jobs, Oct 15, 14:38:10
        
        I made that (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 15, 14:35:52
        
        No I didn't - that's the wrong one (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 15, 14:39:34
        
        what's the right one then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 15, 14:40:29
        
        hare goo (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 15, 14:34:33
        
        Chairs (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 14:48:35
        
        Ah - don't really use Facebook much (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 15, 14:12:34
        
        That is annoying on FB. No-ones twatted me yet. I think I twatted mbk but I'm not sure. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 14:13:40
        
        Follow @serafinowicz (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 15, 14:29:38
        
        I like him, I will. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 14:30:51
        
        No-one twats me either; but I don't twat much either (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 15, 14:27:36
        
        I'm gong to follow you but I doubt I'll twat much. I'm thinking of being a twattee rather (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 14:31:48
        
        I've followed you too (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 15, 14:40:25
        
        I've done a twat. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 14:49:57
        
        You have too! In fact you've done loads (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 15, 14:54:55
        
        4 Twats. Count them. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 14:58:15
        
        Twat this one and see what happens (General Chat) - Small, Oct 15, 15:02:54
        
        Yes, perform (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 15, 14:41:16
        
        I'm very tired (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 15, 14:42:47
        
        nice clean teeth though! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 15, 14:43:35
        
        that was yesterday (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 15, 14:46:05
        
        Most of my twats are from last.fm when I luuuuuurve a track (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 15, 14:34:26
        
        me too (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 15, 14:38:27
        
        And I only did it because someone else did (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 15, 14:42:17
        
        Mine will mostly be insults or pub arrangements. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 14:35:52
        
        what is your twit name? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 15, 14:37:29
        
        twitchut (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 14:49:25
        
        Is your head about to fall off (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 15, 15:00:09
        
        Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 15:01:45
        
        haha 3rd best Ronnie Osullivan lookielikee (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 15, 14:58:46
        
        Would of been second but sneezed during the still photo round. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 15:02:09
        
        have (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 15:02:25
      - Yes. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 13:55:54
        
        I just did google calender - thas qwyte good (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 15, 14:04:27
        
        Int ut tho. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 15, 14:06:03
Poker with the stars (NCFC) - Firstnews, Oct 15, 12:39:31
- Maric. There's a name from the past. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 15, 12:55:53
- of course (NCFC) - Firstnews, Oct 15, 12:41:55
  - Any interest you'd like to declare before we all take the plunge? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 15, 12:45:41
    - Not really (NCFC) - Firstnews, Oct 15, 12:56:53
    - I'm making no comment about wages and rebates (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 15, 12:53:36
      - good to see them putting it back into the local economy (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 15, 13:05:50
        
        whp probably doesn't exist except in brighton so stop worrying and enjoy the rest of your (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 15, 13:29:43
An Orient director has lost a few quid (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Oct 15, 11:08:26
- Seems he's ripped off Brian Souter and Ann Gloag (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 15, 12:39:01
  - haha (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 15, 12:47:57
- first we nick their kit-man and now this (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 15, 11:10:12
My lunch buffet with my mother and Captain Canary today! (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 15, 10:03:09
- Does everyone eat in restaurants in HK? do you ever cook anything at home? (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Oct 15, 12:19:13
  - Of course my mother did, but mostly lunch is eating outside (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 15, 13:33:21
- Picture 29... Mcveight is still with the club mate. (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Oct 15, 11:42:46
- I amazed that Captain Canary managed to stay so trim despite the large intake of buffet (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 15, 11:05:17
  - I can't believe that too, also I had to say MO MO usually take (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 15, 11:26:03
    - that's cannibalism that is! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 15, 11:40:40
  - It's a toy it's not real (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 15, 11:06:50
    - ^^^Deluded. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 15, 11:08:58
      - I meant his ' Mother' (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 15, 11:17:26
- Interesting (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 15, 10:29:51
  - Only if he can unstick the pages... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 15, 12:31:40
  - I have seen said catologue opened at home (NCFC) - pants, Oct 15, 10:59:42
  - "later on, after four hours, we agreed to sleep in separate rooms". (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 15, 10:35:17
    - Chicken Feet! Wow! (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 15, 10:37:26
      - Yeah, good taste and hard to find (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 15, 10:57:38
      - insane (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 15, 10:41:25
- this one's nice (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 15, 10:07:48
  - The epitome of resigned exasperation (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 15, 10:31:58
    - yeah! (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 15, 10:39:27
  - HAHA! My mother liked that! :) (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 15, 10:13:15
- thanks for that (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 15, 10:07:05
Argiegol! (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Oct 15, 00:53:31
both teams are rubbish. we'd beat them (Other Football) - duke of york, Oct 14, 23:51:20
- Too much pumping. They don't know how to do it properly (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 14, 23:59:38
  - They need the Chocolate Teapot (Other Football) - duke of york, Oct 15, 00:01:24
- Shit game, isn't it? (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Oct 14, 23:57:10
  - France were absolutely horseshit in qualifying last time round though. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 14, 23:58:45
- Argentina need someone to be a Paul Lambert to their current Bryan Gunn. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 14, 23:52:55
I WANT THE ARGIES TO QUALIFY (Other Football) - shoddy, Oct 14, 23:14:58
- Oh, I forgot about Martin Palermo. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 14, 23:23:54
  - What I will say is, these two commentators are my favourite ever (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 14, 23:31:56
    - Yeah, you've got to admire Tyldesley and Townsend doing two gigs in one night. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 14, 23:35:41
      - ha ha (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Oct 14, 23:48:04
      - Tyldesley (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 23:38:01
  - bring! Llonel Messi, I've got Maniche on the phone, he wants his look back (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 14, 23:31:03
    - I liked Maniche for two reasons, both involving John Motson. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 14, 23:32:45
      - One of my fav players ever. A luxury, but always like watching him (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 14, 23:52:35
        
        Yeah, I really liked him and Deco. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 14, 23:55:34
        
        Surprised about Deco, so much better than he's shown (Other Football) - pants, Oct 15, 00:12:54
  - Hey, forgot to say. Guess who has an Epic interview on Tuesday ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Oct 14, 23:26:09
    - Wedgie? (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Oct 14, 23:32:48
    - Wedgie? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 14, 23:26:42
      - Apparently so. (Other Football) - Arganth, Oct 14, 23:31:37
        
        Hmm ... (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 14, 23:33:46
        
        Apparently they made a load of people redundant 18 months ago... (Other Football) - Arganth, Oct 14, 23:35:58
- I don't. I've done a full bank job on URUguay. (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 14, 23:18:11
  - they aren't looking too good, bloody long-ball rubbish so far (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 23:44:50
- ignore list (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 14, 23:16:30
- ^^^ What Shoddy said. ^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 14, 23:15:18
  - you make me sick (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 14, 23:18:44
    - ^^^ what small said ^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 14, 23:20:44
  - bloody hell, all the Argie lovers coming out of the woodwork now (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 23:17:21
    - We wont win it.. so i'd rather see all the best players there.. Messi and ronaldo included (n/m) (Other Football) - Alan, Oct 14, 23:26:19
      - I'd rather see some smaller nation's stars (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 23:27:42
        
        You've seen Diego Forlan before. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 14, 23:29:13
        
        And Chris Killen. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 14, 23:29:25
        
        (A little bit.) (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 14, 23:29:35
        
        Honduras might beat uruguay in the play off (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 23:32:49
did you bet on the cards Charles? (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 23:13:33
- no, just no sending off (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 14, 23:14:54
  - You've got to be kidding surely? (Other Football) - pants, Oct 14, 23:17:16
    - backing the odds (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 14, 23:18:25
      - I'd have backed a red, but the odds are so poor (Other Football) - pants, Oct 14, 23:21:20
        
        Ref in trouble here (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 14, 23:22:55
        
        I know, at this rate it'll be abandoned by HT (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 23:25:12
        
        Loads of diving in and there's going to be a fight in a minute (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 14, 23:24:56
        
        let's hope so (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 23:40:10
      - the co-commentator just said the following... (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 23:20:12
        
        Yeah and this guy being like this at all (Other Football) - pants, Oct 14, 23:23:03
        
        he's put himself in a difficult position now (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 23:26:15
        
        He'll go for the 'looking like a fool option'. NAP (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 14, 23:27:44
        
        the amount of rolling around going on here with every tackle (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 14, 23:21:44
        
        It's usually cos the fouls are more cynical (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 14, 23:25:49
        
        Uruguay have always been massively cynical (Other Football) - duke of york, Oct 14, 23:23:38
        
        CB41 doesn't know what 'Uruguay' is. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 14, 23:24:46
        
        Well, there's another... (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Oct 14, 23:21:28
- First booking after 8 minutes... (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Oct 14, 23:14:15
  - is that 3 now? lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 23:21:22
Argies or U-R Gay to win? (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, Oct 14, 22:58:21
- Up the GAYS! (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 14, 23:04:08
- Dunno (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Oct 14, 23:03:30
  - I love Argentina. Right off. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 14, 23:04:14
    - Tumbly loves them off (Other Football) - Small, Oct 14, 23:14:07
    - Same here, but not Maradona (Other Football) - pants, Oct 14, 23:10:58
      - Oh, and (Other Football) - pants, Oct 14, 23:11:31
        
        I like Heinze's floppy hair. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 14, 23:12:21
        
        It's the way he jump tackles someone (Other Football) - pants, Oct 14, 23:13:59
    - Ban Him Ben (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 14, 23:07:36
      - haha (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 23:10:29
      - He plays for North Korea, not Argentina. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 14, 23:09:08
    - Mate of mine does too and wants them to qualify (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Oct 14, 23:06:32
      - Raymond Domenech is a staggeringly bad manager though (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 14, 23:08:31
        
        Exactly what my mate says - and I tend to agree (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Oct 14, 23:12:37
        
        I generally like to see the big teams do well, with the exception of Italy. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 14, 23:14:40
      - that's my main reason for wanting them to fail (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 23:07:44
        
        can I just point out how amusingly apt it would be (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 23:09:56
        
        Haha - they'll forgive him. He's like a Latin American Bryan Gunn/ (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 14, 23:11:30
        
        legends always get forgotten, but it'll take a long time (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 23:14:50
        
        legends' fuckups I mean (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 23:15:04
- U (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Oct 14, 23:02:59
- no idea, but COME ON URUGUAYOCI (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 23:01:44
- Argentina cannot possibly win this.... (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 14, 23:01:09
  - I'm backing the Argies. 15/8 (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, Oct 14, 23:01:56
    - I've laid them (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 14, 23:03:38
      - I've got my money on the draw (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 23:06:37
- COME ON!"q (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 14, 23:01:07
  - kicking off 5 minutes late ffs (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 23:04:50
    - but on the upside the commentator just did a really long rrrrrrrrrr sound (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 23:05:51
Calling Arganth (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Oct 14, 22:47:38
- Wedgie ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Oct 14, 23:21:36
  - Erm. Thank, I think... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Oct 14, 23:22:00
- Wedgie? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 14, 23:01:31
Reserves 4-0 Stevenage (QD, Dawkin 2 and Curo) (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Oct 14, 20:18:59
- 5-0 QD again (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Oct 14, 21:00:48
  - Codyhattrickgol! (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 14, 21:07:57
    - 7-0 (Cody 3, Dawkin 2, Curo 2) (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Oct 14, 21:08:43
      - clubs a joke (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 14, 21:14:02
        
        Full Time. Crook OUT! (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 14, 21:22:14
        
        Crooks HAS to go because... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Oct 14, 21:23:21
        
        From the 7-0 score sounds like it was 45 without touching the ball (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Oct 14, 22:50:18
How many mp3s can you fit on a CD? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 15:52:38
- Depends on the size of the tracks obviously, which depends on the bit rate (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 14, 16:10:11
  - oh - how do I know what bit rate they are? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 16:12:23
    - Standard ones you've ripped from your cd, should be about 192kb (General Chat) - pants, Oct 14, 16:17:21
      - What a palaver! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 14, 16:23:45
        
        well he could just add a column in... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 14, 16:37:33
        
        in that case, there's an app for that (General Chat) - pants, Oct 14, 16:24:41
    - Look in your favourite music player application (iTunes?) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 14, 16:15:40
      - coolio, sorted my thanks to you and le Pantalon (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 16:27:46
      - aye, can do the same with Windows Media Player n'all (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 14, 16:18:41
      - Blimey, it's not as shit as I thought, is it. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 14, 16:17:19
    - Ask them (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 14, 16:15:28
- about 11 hours worth i think (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 14, 16:02:21
  - But if a song, on average, is 3 mins - then 100 songs = 300 mins which is only 5 hours' (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 16:03:47
- 100 odd (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 15:54:44
- erm go on the basis of 4mb per song. so 700 divided by 4 (General Chat) - pants, Oct 14, 15:53:46
  - MP3's are normally about 7 or 8mb these days. (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 14, 15:57:58
FAO Panda: where on earth did you pay that? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 14, 15:11:59
- Oh, and Norway is the most expensive place I've been (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 14, 15:14:02
  - Nuremburg wasn't very cheap during the world cup (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 15:16:26
    - Really? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 14, 15:19:33
      - yeah, that was in a local bar well away from the main square (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 15:25:22
        
        Blimey! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 14, 15:37:41
        
        yeah nightmare as I bought a round for some nice german lasses (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 15:44:40
FAO: camcan (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 14, 10:46:19
- Brainwashing, isn't it ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 14, 11:36:12
- Thank you one and all. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 14, 11:02:50
- Social marketing? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 14, 10:57:38
  - No....not for societal good. (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 14, 10:59:43
  - nah that's another route to market (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 14, 10:59:16
- I did a module on 'Behavioural aspects of Marketing' at uni (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 14, 10:53:13
  - that's what I think (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 14, 10:56:46
- perception? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 14, 10:50:25
  - Tried looking that up.... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 14, 10:50:53
    - As far as I know (and I don't know terminology) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 14, 10:54:44
      - I read that as emotional bullying (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 14, 11:31:14
    - You dont know what perception means? (n/m) (General Chat) - songwriter, Oct 14, 10:53:59
- I'm probably wrong but I'd go for... (General Chat) - songwriter, Oct 14, 10:47:41
  - No.... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 14, 10:48:37
Who wants to keep the pound then?... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 13:31:12
- no it isn't (General Chat) - Small, Oct 13, 14:32:33
- No (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 13, 14:12:16
  - Is Stockholm nice at New Year, BC? Pondering an invitation. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 14:20:46
    - I've only been to Stockholm once and that was in the summer (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 13, 14:31:10
      - Good, I like that sort of thing (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 14:34:06
        
        Stockholm's a very pretty city (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 13, 14:45:36
        
        Thanks very much, BC (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 15:00:12
        
        Oh, you will need to use Swedish Krone though... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 13, 14:48:53
    - you have to join the Stieg Larsson fan club on here first (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 13, 14:24:24
      - OG thinking about Stockholm, the rest of us thinking about Stockport (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 13, 14:27:07
        
        Christmas with his family, New Year with his Au Pair. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 14:35:52
        
        I bet the people are better looking in Stockholm (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 14:30:45
        
        If the half time "entertainment" at Stockport is similar to Carlisles, nothing (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 14:32:14
        
        What was it at Carlisle? A massed Eddie Stobart display? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 14:34:47
        
        12 year old girls in leopard tarts doing a "dance" routine. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 14:37:14
        
        chuckle (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 14:40:07
        
        That's a guarantee! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 13, 14:32:14
- should be a global currency (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 13, 13:57:23
  - With the central bank in Nigeria. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 13, 13:58:53
    - That's lucky cos I get quite a few missives from them asking me about my bank details (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 13:59:55
      - Yes. Why not send them now and be one step ahead of the rest. ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 13, 14:00:28
- No (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 13, 13:53:51
  - You're such a tree hugger camcan (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 14:01:01
- keep the pound (General Chat) - south, Oct 13, 13:48:57
  - Votes ukip^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 13:50:24
    - Whenever I see UKIP voters I always think they're verging on a bit thick... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 13:52:12
      - why? (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 13:53:39
        
        The trouble with politics it's like religion, once you settle for a party, you end up (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 14:00:09
        
        I think I resent that sweeping generalisation: (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 14:04:32
        
        Yes but you missed my point, I'm not saying I accept 50 plussers to be like that but can (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 14:17:33
        
        Well I guess I'm not your ordinary "over 50" then. I've never, ever thought like that (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 14:19:28
        
        Missing my point again, I know plenty of 50 plussers who would never entertain the idea of (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 14:22:09
        
        Yes but you are missing my point. Most over 50s were born between (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 14:27:20
        
        I'm not 100% sure what my point was now (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 14:54:27
        
        baby boomers and all that (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 13, 14:31:25
        
        Actually, reading that again, I thnk you mean "over 70s" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 14:20:34
        
        It would have been a lot easier if I just said anyone who votes ukip is a stupid cunt (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 14:24:22
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 14:01:46
        
        Well... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 13:59:03
- from a business point of view we should be in the Euro (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 13, 13:46:48
  - really??? a quick google throws up a host of high profile business leaders saying NO (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 13:56:00
  - Imagine the Frenchies using the pound, it'll be like us having a stupid horse on our badge (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 13:49:56
    - or a goatse (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 13, 13:54:00
    - I know let's do it! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 13, 13:51:26
- I'm anti euro, just for the simple fact that the govt will well and truly fuck up the (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 13:46:43
  - there was a bit of whinging about the Euro from the Irish i've spoken to about it (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 13:52:03
    - lol that is annoying (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 14:02:30
    - I would rather have to do it for 2 weeks of the year rather than 50? (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Oct 13, 14:00:02
      - Are you saying the Irish are thick? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 14:01:51
        
        "tick" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 14:09:29
        
        he's the one that seemingly wouldn't ever be able to get his head around not having to do (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 14:04:55
- Can't say I'm particularly botherd either way tbh (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 13:44:25
- I like the pound (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 13:42:09
  - the only thing i'd miss is the ? symbol, it's much nicer than that funny E thing (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 13:44:51
- the pound should stay (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 13:40:22
  - The pound should go - times up (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 13:41:27
    - do we really want our economy tied in to the same inflation rates etc as (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 13:46:58
      - Has that happend though? If it did I missed it (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 13:48:41
        
        it certainly would cost billions to change over (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 13:56:02
        
        Only 1.8 % of euro companies use the Euro (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 14:00:59
        
        right... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 14:03:17
        
        source (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 14:07:56
        
        yup - its a fact (you like facts) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 14:06:40
        
        and the definition of Euro companies? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 14:07:49
        
        funny that most people's perception of UKIP is that they are all snooty racist businessmen (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 13:58:40
        
        businessmen do get things wrong y'know... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 14:02:24
        
        again (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 14:04:24
        
        Gentlemen, please (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 14:11:03
        
        insults? (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 14:12:58
        
        not a very good one if you didn't think that your 1.8% quote sounded a little suspect (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 14:16:12
        
        all the points about joining the euro - yes they happened to countries who joined (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 13:52:48
- not me (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 13:35:06
  - No bottle, that's your problem Srampton... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 13:37:29
    - i'm agreeing with you (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 13:42:42
      - Apols - it's the lack of blood making me confused (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 13:46:33
        
        lack of *brain* (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 13:49:49
- I generally go with the exact opposite of anything this turd of a government recommends. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 13, 13:32:40
OMG, he really IS Tony Blair:-( (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 15:31:23
- Haven't heard the whole speech, only this soundbite (General Chat) - Jambocanary, Oct 8, 16:15:33
- you really dont like the tories do you? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 15:33:05
  - As I stated a couple of weeks ago (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 8, 16:05:01
    - It's going to get worse whatever happens. We've gone busted (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 16:08:45
      - Except that the Tories will go for the jugular (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 8, 16:27:46
      - with Thatch in 79, it had to get owrse before it got better.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 16:10:54
        
        She was rather lucky that we struck oil when we did. (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 16:15:39
        
        She also had lots of state owned businesses to sell off to foreigners (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 16:17:04
        
        once the banks recover (and they will recover) selling them is what'll make a massive chun (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 8, 16:25:14
        
        They'll only recover because their toxic debt is now owned by the tax payer (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 8, 16:31:27
        
        absolutely (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 8, 16:49:16
        
        Yep that's true. I'm sure there's other stuff they can flog too. How about Windsor Castle (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 16:28:45
        
        Yebut, apart from a 15 year false bubble, the decline hasn't stopped. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 16:12:09
    - maybe..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 16:08:16
  - I don't like any politicians (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 15:33:41
    - nor do i, but i never see you posting links to gordon brown and slating HIM! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 15:34:34
      - He hasn't just made a speech (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 15:35:57
        
        so you will slate him too once the election bandwaggon rolls into town? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 15:38:22
        
        Indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 15:39:37
        
        Goodo! look forward to that. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 15:41:03
        
        No, you're thinking of Nick Griffin, although I'm sure the (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 15:50:03
        
        possibly....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 15:50:45
        
        Certainly used to. Not sure they do now, think they were all driven out by Blair (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 15:55:13
        
        i hated blair..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 16:00:32
        
        Cherie Blair's mouth. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 16:04:34
        
        once again Mr Brooke speaks THE TRUTH! FOLLOW THE BROOKSTER! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 16:08:54
        
        Don't get sucked in by his falsetto spin. (General Chat) - Small, Oct 8, 16:19:58
        
        How odd (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 16:01:24
        
        maybe! but seems i was right in the end tho, wunt oi? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 16:05:00
        
        I think they're all both (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 8, 16:06:33
Looks busy on here today! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 8, 14:44:39
- ^^^ here's tehwatch (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 8, 14:48:54
  - ^^^ here's tehwatch (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 8, 14:54:57
I only posted this so I could find out what the time was (n/m) (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 7, 21:27:35
- and, what time is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 7, 21:30:58
  - Hang on, I'll have to post this first (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 7, 21:32:46
    - It's 21:32:46 (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 7, 21:33:13
      - I'll write it down on a bit of paper. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:33:47
        
        No don't do that! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 7, 21:36:42
        
        Is it a full moon tonight? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 21:34:52
        
        I've no idea. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:35:33
Funny how you presume that posters are quite normal (NCFC) - The Judge, Oct 7, 19:46:16
- ^^^Indeed Judge^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 7, 21:18:54
- Oh, what's happened? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 7, 20:58:37
  - Here's my summary :) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 21:01:31
  - he doesn't think there are any holes in official info on 7/7 (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 21:01:17
  - Scroll down to Worzel's '7/7 ripple effect' post below (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:00:59
    - 7/7 conspiracy theories? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 7, 21:26:22
      - NOTE: this is not an invitation to start arguing again... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 7, 21:28:00
        
        My friend came up with the best argument against the "America did it" 9/11 theory (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:30:24
        
        I'll try not to spark off another pointless debate (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 21:47:30
        
        As I understand that one (and mindful of kicking off debates) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 7, 21:59:38
        
        that's what I mean, it may or may not have been self-perpetrated, an accident or an attack (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 22:30:48
        
        Lol - but why let facts get in the way eh Worzel? (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Oct 7, 22:08:38
        
        what the fuck are you on about? I haven't postulated any theory about why or how it was (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 22:32:28
        
        letwhen you actually come up with a coherent argument against anything I've said (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 22:34:33
        
        and there's my answer all mouth and no fucking trousers (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 23:24:26
        
        ahem! (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 22:13:46
    - it is ever thus. This isn't the ideal forum for debate (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 21:03:51
      - Yeah, I say much the same thing below. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:06:24
        
        indeed, I thought it mght be more interesting on here than the Oink Un though! (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 21:08:03
        
        The Oink'Un is just piss boring. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:09:49
        
        I find it hard to struggle through more than one or two humourless threads on there (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 21:21:00
        
        But then you stumble across my amazing gags, like everyone else (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 21:25:39
        
        A man walks into a doctor's surgery and says "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a moth!" (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:27:53
        
        How many UEA students does it take to change a lightbulb (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 21:33:47
        
        How many Red Hot Chilli Peppers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 21:34:33
        
        A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 21:46:40
        
        keep up the high standards... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 21:27:13
        
        What's blue and fluffy? (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 21:30:17
        
        Well, I did ask for it... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 21:41:46
- You would be hard pressed to assess anyone's true character on this board. (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 7, 20:44:40
  - Hard pressed to assess S Express (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 7, 20:50:21
    - didda didda didda didda didda didda didda didda didda didda didda didda didda didda didda (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:55:31
      - Terrible track. Almost as bad as Yazz. Terrible music era. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 7, 20:59:04
- I've always been of the opposite opinion (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 7, 20:13:58
  - I'd like to take umbrage with that, Tombs. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:15:50
    - I find most of the madness on here (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:22:28
      - ^ madness (n/m) (NCFC) - legendhuckerby, Oct 7, 20:31:19
        
        To the theme of the Hamlet adverts. Madness...... (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:32:55
        
        'I might be paranoid, but.....' (n/m) (NCFC) - legendhuckerby, Oct 7, 20:42:57
        
        it doesn't mean you're out to get me? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:43:36
        
        *not* (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:44:18
        
        ..... (NCFC) - Small, Oct 7, 20:52:24
      - eh? (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 7, 20:27:15
        
        Cos this thread (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:31:05
        
        oh. i missed all the previous i guess to be fair (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 7, 20:39:13
        
        some of it yeah (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:40:45
        
        Agreed. The answer to all this has always been simple. (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 20:33:35
        
        precisely why I haven't insulted anyone except in response to judge's unwarranted insults (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 20:46:01
        
        Fuck you (n/m) (NCFC) - Angry in Switzerland, Oct 7, 20:36:18
        
        Go and shove a Toblerone up your arse. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 20:41:15
        
        We all know what arguing on the Internet is like, don't we? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:35:58
        
        He knows he was wrong... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 7, 21:27:10
        
        Yep, and that is the beauty (and horror) of it all. It's not real life children. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 20:40:54
        
        shit (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 7, 20:40:49
    - indeed she do Otto (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 7, 20:19:09
      - Himmers, innit. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:19:56
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - legendhuckerby, Oct 7, 20:28:08
        
        Good lord (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 7, 20:24:12
        
        Pants is SCC, Pants is Otto, Pants is The Judge, Pants is Luther Blissett, Pants is Tombs (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:28:19
        
        But... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 20:30:38
        
        Tehwatch. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:30:53
        
        Number Six turns out to be Number One in the end or suffen. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 7, 20:54:46
        
        No further questions your honour (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:36:32
        
        Brilliantly done sir. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 20:41:26
        
        Not at all - anyone could have told him that. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:42:25
        
        I didn't make any sense of it (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:46:47
        
        ^^^ Was in charge of the search for the Yorkshire Ripper ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:50:36
        
        haha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:56:00
        
        No serial offender likes a shoddy copycat. I understand your pain. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 20:43:40
        
        I've shoddily copied Tehwatch a number of times. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:49:56
        
        Open D with a capo at the 2nd (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 7, 20:55:03
        
        ^^^Not shoddy. That's an orignal right there.^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 20:51:45
        
        Oh, KDDD ... (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:53:34
        
        Has pantsbot broken down? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 7, 20:57:54
        
        Pantsbot works - it's the operator at fault. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:59:01
        
        Am I the only one (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 7, 20:56:00
        
        I don't really understand why it matters. I've always found it very funny. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:57:43
        
        ^^^exactly (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 20:44:19
        
        Could stop yourself, could you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 20:43:12
        
        *'nt (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 20:43:25
        
        *reassured* (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 7, 20:30:30
        
        rather that than fingered as selwyn's missus (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 20:31:46
    - I like to think that we're all (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 20:17:44
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:23:21
      - The entire board is Himmers on a wind up? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 20:18:44
        
        Haha (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 20:24:52
        
        It's whatever you want it to be sweetcheeks (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 20:26:39
- ??? (n/m) (NCFC) - Edward Monkton, Oct 7, 20:07:48
- apsolutelly (NCFC) - Dave in France, Oct 7, 20:02:22
- well yes, but what did you have for lunch? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Oct 7, 20:00:57
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 7, 19:59:25
- roffle rovers (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 19:54:43
- How very dare you! (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 7, 19:53:06
  - Toad in the hole counter revolutionary (NCFC) - The Judge, Oct 7, 19:56:44
    - ROFLages in Yorkshire Pudding (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 7, 20:02:42
- You're referring to the Tehwatch hysteria, I take it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 19:51:06
- rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 19:50:36
- there you go again, insults (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 19:49:23
  - watch out - THEY'RE ALL OUT TO GET YOU! (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Oct 7, 19:50:26
    - try not to be silly now (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 20:11:40
Arrive at work 06:45 to prepare for meeting at 08:30... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 7, 08:15:31
- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA That's fucking HILARIOUS !!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 7, 08:31:42
- oh well at least you are prepared! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 7, 08:21:31
  - Sorry to hear that Jumbo but having said that it ain't quite the same (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 7, 08:30:20
    - exactly - I'm going hungry! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 7, 08:38:49
      - at least you've still got your sanity (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 7, 08:40:18
        
        oh mine! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 7, 08:41:27
- Get these (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 7, 08:20:47
  - Liked what I heard of Mumford and Son, Fanfarlo have bored me shitless so far. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 7, 09:13:50
  - Fanfarlo is very good. I downloadered it for $1 (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 7, 08:41:45
    - oooh, look whose off his deathbed!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 7, 08:44:00
      - Nope, still in it, actually. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 7, 08:47:22
        
        when I had it I didn't make a fuss at all (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 7, 08:56:44
        
        Is this posted from your iphone? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 7, 08:48:12
        
        Yep. Lookut me on my iPhone and everything. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 7, 08:49:03
        
        ^^^ that isn't me being poncy, for a change, with the little-eye, big-pee (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 7, 08:52:32
        
        thats quite an importnat App that..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 7, 09:10:40
        
        have you noticed that iphones start with the same two letters as (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 7, 09:03:57
        
        That's why I call them The Shite (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 7, 09:15:34
  - Richard Hawley tonight but I'm half asleep already... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 7, 08:29:31
According to Chris Lakey, Theo was a 'no show' and 'will be disciplined'... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 6, 21:50:28
- lakey will get told off by his boss tomorrow too (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Oct 6, 21:55:52
  - Obviously it was public knowledge (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 6, 21:58:47
- Disgraceful. Get rid, would rather have Steer on the bench. (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Oct 6, 21:55:35
- oooo he's in T-rouble (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 6, 21:54:42
- Lambo's talking about it now (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 6, 21:54:39
  - Lambert's going to punish him by not picking him again. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 6, 21:55:20
- Where did he say that? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 6, 21:54:17
  - That's him in the background - pobing questions. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 6, 21:54:54
    - *probing (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 6, 21:55:09
  - I'm a mind reader... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 6, 21:54:49
    - been suckling on the pink 'un's teet (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 6, 21:56:03
      - left a bitter taste as well. Although I think their excellent match day service is a good (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 6, 21:57:31
- This is a great shame given the potential he has shown (NCFC) - The Judge, Oct 6, 21:53:54
- Doesn't end well for Gunny's "first choice signing"... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 6, 21:53:19
- Hopefully sacked. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 6, 21:51:33
- oh dear... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 6, 21:51:19
Can I be the first to say.............fuck off Selwyn (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 6, 21:30:02
- Bully (n/m) (NCFC) - fond, Oct 6, 21:33:40
- you cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Oct 6, 21:31:02
  - That's a general observation, rather than a comment on the 10 second gap... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Oct 6, 21:35:38
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 6, 21:39:30
    - indeed (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 6, 21:36:36
  - Shhhhh...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 6, 21:33:11
    - Sorry Mrs Chelts! (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Oct 6, 21:33:45
      - Ms Chelts (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 6, 21:34:38
        
        correctomondo! ms chelts is laughing reading this!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 6, 21:40:44
  - I'm the 10 second man........... 15 on a good night (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 6, 21:32:46
  - rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 6, 21:31:33
city win and ms chelts delivered a fantastic toad in the hole..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 6, 21:27:11
- top stuff chelts, has she posted her recipe? i cant se it (n/m) (General Chat) - fal5taff, Oct 6, 21:32:53
  - as kylie would say, "especially for you......." (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 6, 21:39:02
    - Can you ask her how to avoid a soggy bottom? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 6, 21:40:45
      - I'm not sure she can help with your incontinence (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 6, 21:41:29
        
        ms chelts says..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 6, 21:44:31
        
        Ken DDD likes this. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 6, 21:47:44
    - Lincolnshires! Top toad in the hole that! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 6, 21:40:38
      - yep, top quality sausies (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 6, 21:46:57
- Toad in the Goal!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 6, 21:29:35
  - lol - showed frau chelts your post tombs - she laughed... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 6, 21:32:08
    - bit miffed to be honest (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 6, 21:34:39
      - hang on, im claiming toad in the hole inspiration. (n/m) (General Chat) - fal5taff, Oct 6, 21:37:43
        
        Well, technically yes you brought up toad in the holeage (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 6, 21:42:03
        
        guys, you can either talk about it or DO IT..... (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 6, 21:46:07
      - Well I made one yesterday but didn't feel the need to bleat about it on here unlike others (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 6, 21:37:09
- do her a cunnilingus by way of thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 6, 21:28:45
  - shes laughing, but says "yes!" lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 6, 21:30:25
    - POTD (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 6, 21:31:35
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 6, 21:31:15
    - Off you go then Ralf (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 6, 21:31:14
- She loves a toad in the hole does your mrs (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 6, 21:28:33
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 6, 21:30:42
Job done well played City (n/m) (NCFC) - Coventry Yellow, Oct 6, 21:24:50
- I'm going to Jonathon Trumbulls tomorrow to book my Wembley suit before they run out. (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 6, 21:26:23
  - Can't you just go in your fairy costume as usual? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 6, 21:30:36
    - no (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 6, 21:35:47
  - Pop into the Disney store and pick up some Mickey Mouse ears on your way (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 6, 21:28:07
    - and nip upstairs to the canary shop and get a green and yellow nylon curly perm wig? (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 6, 21:30:59
      - You'll need four friends for the GOSSY t-shirts to work (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 6, 21:35:04
        
        well, that's me and pants booked then (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 6, 21:37:46
        
        Me, SCC and Charles will join you (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 6, 21:43:28
By not-very-popular demand, my noo Nodgey song, composed on the lav on satdy (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 6, 20:49:45
- Felixstowe (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 7, 13:13:24
- Wow, move over Elon and Bernie. That's a Christmas number 1 contender. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Oct 6, 20:56:43
- That has quite literally brought tears to my eyes (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 6, 20:56:21
- I like it. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 6, 20:55:00
  - I think it's pure genius (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 6, 20:57:08
- that is amazing! (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 6, 20:54:02
  - AH! tumultuous acclaim. (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 6, 20:54:42
- fantastastico! (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 6, 20:52:59
Apple iMAc - another load of old pony (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 6, 16:52:43
- Boot from the OS X CD and run Disk Utility (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 6, 17:49:41
- hopefully, you have learnt your lesson... (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Oct 6, 17:27:21
- Chin up. (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 6, 17:15:13
- You're not making yourself clear, SPEAK UP!7 (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 6, 17:06:26
a trio of sausages with bubble and squeak (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 6, 15:41:18
- mmmm fancy toad in the hole for tea......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 6, 15:45:01
  - toad in the hole is most excellent grubbage. and v healthy too (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 6, 15:48:43
    - loodsa veg, burnt crispy chipolata's, light batter..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 6, 15:52:40
      - How To Make Toad In The Hole (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 6, 16:02:31
      - colmans mustard? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 6, 15:59:16
        
        sir yes sir!!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 6, 16:02:43
How to tell people they sound racist (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 6, 15:35:45
- Looks like EtuWho has posted most of the comments (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 6, 16:00:02
- managed to listen to 15 secs before i had to turn it off. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 6, 15:43:57
  - How to speak Serbian (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 6, 15:46:43
    - 5 seconds. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 6, 15:47:17
      - you missed the worst bit (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 6, 15:49:11
        
        sorry, i couldnt stand anymore..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 6, 15:51:19
        
        it was an annoying american link (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 6, 15:54:20
Yay! for the Loony-left (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 6, 12:23:59
- Marginal seat is it? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 6, 13:26:57
- that's not a bad idea to be fair (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 6, 12:26:40
- I don't think we have a "left" anymore, looney or not. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 6, 12:26:36
You have to laugh (NCFC) - bullsch, Oct 6, 11:51:22
- I heard that selwyn ran on the pitch to throw his season ticket at the bench (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 6, 12:06:00
  - ...surely not you as well BC? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 6, 12:13:22
    - Wassat? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 6, 13:04:19
  - Arrers! (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Oct 6, 12:13:21
  - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 6, 12:06:38
- they helped gunn get fired (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 6, 11:55:56
  - Gunn would've got us into play offs by now (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 6, 11:59:11
    - Agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 6, 12:12:56
- I feel sorry for them, idiots but they were just passionate about the way the team was (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 6, 11:55:21
  - They were just passionate enough to cost the club over 10 grand! (n/m) (NCFC) - BigDoh, Oct 6, 12:51:42
  - spot on (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 6, 11:56:14
    - agreed too. passion costs, and they were prepared to pay. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 6, 12:02:28
      - the price of being hardcore is high (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 6, 12:05:27
      - Did you tap your walking stick on the ground between your feet as you typed that? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 6, 12:04:52
        
        ............... (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 6, 12:06:27
        
        wtf are you goon arn about tricky? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 6, 12:20:46
- I've always thought (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 6, 11:53:24
  - Celtics head of security with binoculars (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 6, 11:56:10
- i do feel a bit foolish yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 6, 11:52:12
Has anyone else noticed the Lamberts contradtions? (NCFC) - Alan, Oct 6, 10:24:32
- Squad is large *and* lacks strength in depth (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 6, 10:58:28
- No when he took over the squad looked massive but when you look at actually how many of (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 6, 10:33:50
- Not really a contradiction (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Oct 6, 10:33:32
- what he says is spot on (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 6, 10:30:00
- BIG worry about LamBert (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 6, 10:28:11
- Lambert out (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 6, 10:27:19
  - Agreed. (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Oct 6, 10:29:26
- You left out the dic (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 6, 10:26:26
- Manager Talks Shit Shocker (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 6, 10:26:06
should we try to win the JPT? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 6, 09:10:35
- Oh yes! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 6, 11:04:23
- yes (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 6, 10:09:17
- Think of the T-shirts and mugs (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Oct 6, 09:44:39
  - Hope they hand out some free paint. (NCFC) - Jambocanary, Oct 6, 09:54:02
  - would rather win the mr clutch cup (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 6, 09:46:08
- nope. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 6, 09:27:50
what league are we in? top 6 should be the very minimum we should expect- (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 13:32:51
- Lambert out! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 5, 13:59:11
  - Many thanks for your advice... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 14:17:02
- did you enjoy Saturday, Sellers? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 5, 13:36:49
  - loved it (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 13:38:09
    - Did mrs Selwyn enjoy it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 5, 14:09:37
      - I saw he had his knobbly gloves on (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 5, 14:17:16
    - I did only spoilt by seeing Delia's ugly mug being shown on TV clapping away (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 5, 13:40:04
      - Bit harsh (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 13:48:43
        
        *she* has FINALLY appointed a good executive team and a good manager?? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 5, 13:53:47
        
        On the basis that she owns the club and nothing happens without her agreement (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 13:58:20
        
        On that basis, then yes. I doubt she had much to do with either decision. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 5, 14:00:23
        
        Who appointed McNally then? (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 14:02:58
        
        Exactly (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 14:06:01
        
        Exactly my point. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 5, 14:04:07
        
        Ah - ok then. I was just dumbing it down for da kidz... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 14:05:24
        
        Well as I am such an idiot thanks for dumbing it down so I understand. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 5, 14:17:11
        
        lol - it wasnt aimed at you, sorry for that! (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 14:19:39
        
        lol - I am loving the football roight off again at the moment I loved walking (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 5, 14:23:57
        
        Indeed - smiling and laughing, rather than half-heartedly forcing some black humour out (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 14:25:59
        
        No, that's not what I am saying. What I am saying is that, apart from ratification of the (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 5, 14:12:24
        
        I bet that's not true (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 14:19:05
        
        Sorry, yep that's what I meant... but other people's view is that (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 14:16:20
        
        has *she* had a sex-change? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 13:56:11
        
        yes, she's a women now. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 5, 13:57:20
        
        ah, that explains the lack of kids (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 13:59:19
        
        So do you reckon MWJ shoots on her face, tits or arse? (n/m) (NCFC) - mr chimp, Oct 5, 14:08:12
      - that's unfair - what else were you expecting her to do? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 13:47:24
        
        Sack Lambert - re-appoint Neil Doncaster and sell Holt & Hoolahan for ?100k. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 5, 13:50:28
        
        so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr rrrrrr (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 5, 13:51:43
        
        So the fact she hasn't is cause for optimism, right........? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 13:51:39
        
        I am currently very optimistic only served by the fact we have a very good manager (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 5, 13:59:16
        
        Fair. However McNally appointed Lambert. Delia appointed McNally. (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 14:01:03
        
        OK well done Delia for 1 good appointment out of countless other appointments (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 5, 14:05:12
        
        Smear peanut butter on her norks and run round the pitch shouting "Look at these fuckers!" (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 5, 13:48:36
        
        Am I the only one that thinks that would be FUCKING AWESOME ? (n/m) (NCFC) - theyellowviking, Oct 5, 13:53:15
        
        If not, it just means that there's more than one sick fuck on this board (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 13:58:51
        
        Canary Call's switchboard would go mental (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 13:58:51
        
        Nope (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 5, 13:54:10
        
        New question. Am I the only one who would, if we win the league..... (NCFC) - theyellowviking, Oct 5, 13:57:05
        
        LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! (n/m) (NCFC) - legendhuckerby, Oct 5, 14:02:53
        
        Don't for one second (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 14:00:21
        
        BAN THIS SICK FILTH NOW (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 13:59:26
        
        Agreed. But then people would argue she is just looking for attention. She cannot win! (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 13:50:56
        
        WRONG (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 5, 13:50:30
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 13:52:46
        
        theyellowviking has just taken this site to whole new levels of wrongness (above). (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 5, 13:58:35
        
        hahahaha people said that about my spider man post many moons ago :) (n/m) (NCFC) - theyellowviking, Oct 5, 13:59:55
        
        All that says to me, is you've stored it in your masturbation bank (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 13:59:43
      - i saw wyn jones after the game,i told him not to get cocky and to remember who got us in (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 13:41:54
        
        Well done sellers. he's not even a proper fan (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 5, 14:08:50
        
        Glenn Roeder? (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 5, 13:42:52
        
        Peter Grunt (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 13:46:32
    - Thought so, didn't think I saw you at the football (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 13:39:11
      - Sellers was there - sits just along from me and NG. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 5, 13:40:51
        
        I know, I was just attempting a crap joke. pants taught me it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 13:43:05
        
        I DID NOT! I ONLY DEAL IN HILARITY! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 5, 14:05:07
      - i was there.why wouldnt i enjoy a 5-1 win (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 13:40:19
        
        Because, unlike the rest of us Delia lovers, you alone recognise the awful reality (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 5, 14:10:54
        
        I know, I was just attempting a crap joke. pants taught me it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 13:42:54
- post's a joke (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 5, 13:36:31
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 5, 13:36:00
- Getting there nicely, though, aren't we sellers? (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 13:35:38
  - it was good-but ask me after carlisle away,thats the type of place we have to win at (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 13:37:23
    - *bookmarked* (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 5, 13:46:10
- how soon is now? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 5, 13:33:30
  - tick tock (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 5, 13:34:21
stuff-a-lanche (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 5, 12:53:21
Yesterday goals (sorry for poor quality) (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 4, 16:43:43
- Lollops at your supplementary commentary Dave. Everyone listen to this. ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 4, 17:27:45
  - Brilliant. Subtle sense of humour, or mad as a box of frogs? (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 4, 21:10:57
    - It's funny, but strangely unnerving (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 4, 21:12:58
  - Genuine lol (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 4, 18:47:14
  - FIVE - ONE! (n/m) (NCFC) - Bezley, Oct 4, 18:02:12
  - He's no Brian Moore is he? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 4, 17:44:46
    - What, a short squat unpleasant egg-chaser ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Oct 4, 17:49:50
      - No (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 4, 18:34:29
        
        Ah ok. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Oct 4, 19:16:35
        
        But I can see why you might think that... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 4, 20:00:14
I really hope Sutton does well at Lincoln. (Other Football) - King, Oct 4, 12:16:58
- Since I grew up in Lincoln and well remember the Taylor glory years (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Oct 4, 13:01:43
- Me too, love Sutton (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Oct 4, 12:23:14
- All this anti-Hollway guff (Other Football) - The Judge, Oct 4, 12:18:43
  - He seems like a reasonable manager (Other Football) - King, Oct 4, 12:20:28
    - He's doing a decent job at Blackpool (Other Football) - double hipness, Oct 4, 21:00:32
If our penalty had been given against us how would people on here felt about it (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 3, 18:10:23
- A little agrieved but not overly. Wes has done him, at best its a cynical block. (NCFC) - megson, Oct 3, 18:30:45
  - They both looked clear pens to me. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 3, 18:43:27
    - You missed a 'teh' there, KDDD (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 3, 18:51:30
      - It's Otto. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 3, 18:53:14
        
        It's an Otto, mbk, KDDDDDDDD tag-team style thing (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 3, 18:55:53
        
        I aint going down with those chumps! (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 3, 19:01:59
- I'd be pissed off. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 3, 18:19:11
  - who's the funny man then (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 3, 18:37:15
  - lollers (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 3, 18:31:35
- I thought both were v dodgy. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Oct 3, 18:13:54
  - It was very soft. Wes got every decision today. (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 3, 18:17:29
- Not seen the replays so I'm not sure but that aside we sounded convincing for the victory. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 3, 18:11:08
BARNSLEY SCORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Oct 3, 17:02:29
- KEANO MUST STAY!! (n/m) (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Oct 3, 17:10:49
- Very Pleased (Other Sports) - Martin Peters, Oct 3, 17:04:36
- 5 points from safety. I think he has gone tbh (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Oct 3, 17:03:08
  - Hope he stays all season! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Man, Oct 3, 17:07:10
  - Effectively 6 with goal difference (n/m) (Other Sports) - Klobo04, Oct 3, 17:05:06
  - Hope not, this is mother fucking priceless!!!!! (n/m) (Other Sports) - legendhuckerby, Oct 3, 17:03:31
    - loverly (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 3, 17:14:28
So my new white away shirt, should put DRURY or Volley King Curo name on it? (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 3, 16:55:29
- Put some curry sauce on it (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Oct 3, 16:59:10
- Put Daphne on it (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 3, 16:58:22
  - As Curo Is Liklely To Be Off In Jan... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Oct 3, 17:05:54
    - that'd be cheaper too (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 3, 17:16:33
- put a name on it that might be here after next season! (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 3, 16:56:33
clubs a joke (Other Football) - double hipness, Oct 3, 09:06:09
- Yes, just the tip of the iceberg, I think (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Oct 3, 12:27:09
That Wrath Menu in full (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 2, 13:03:15
- For the record I have to say that is a brilliant menu loj... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 2, 13:06:21
  - I was considering have Jools in Holland playing soft piano melodies at our (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 2, 13:09:21
- Haven't you had enough food* poisoning for one week? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 2, 13:06:14
  - lol - I am fully recovered now and taking up Guinness. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 2, 13:07:39
- ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 2, 13:04:27
That there MASSIVE exclusive on the City Kitty (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 2, 11:19:24
- WW2 (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 2, 11:48:54
  - pfft! (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 2, 11:56:38
    - What I didn't realise (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 2, 13:02:01
- ?2901.41 - wow (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 2, 11:21:23
I must admit that I have a bad temper once I get angry (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 2, 10:26:36
- is it possible to have a good temper when angry? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 2, 10:45:31
- ha ha. But only in that you don't feel you must admit to it... (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 2, 10:35:35
  - I know for a fact I've contradicted myself all the way (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 2, 10:42:39
    - Did one once - 700 questions. Had the job in the bag, then went to (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 2, 10:52:52
      - When you fail a job interview, do you feel (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 2, 11:03:03
        
        Only when I sail the job inteview, and then some psychologist who doesn't have the (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 2, 11:10:10
- This is one of those Jehovah's witnesseses psychometric tests isn't it? (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Oct 2, 10:35:10
- "Don't get angry, get even" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 2, 10:27:56
  - so said tony martin! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 2, 10:28:32
That last wee before going to sleep, is it an age thing? (General Chat) - megson, Oct 2, 10:04:08
- A word of advice (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 2, 10:08:34
  - ha ha, I'd just ask DoY how to answer it. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 2, 10:10:34
- Replace reading and telly with (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 2, 10:04:49
  - Well the two player version of that is the other pre-sleep activity. (General Chat) - megson, Oct 2, 10:07:40
    - Weeing after that is WELL painfull though, don't you find? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 2, 10:08:41
      - No, although the old aim is usually off (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 2, 10:26:09
      - i think you probably ought to go see a doctor (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 2, 10:17:55
      - Well, I usually give it a few minutes, you know, let things, er, calm down a bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 2, 10:11:07
        
        Yes, but even so ... (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 2, 10:11:58
        
        No, not really. Does this mean one of us should be visiting the doctors? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 2, 10:13:52
        
        Nope. I just assume it's normal at my age. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 2, 10:14:58
        
        bunch of wankers (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 2, 11:17:15
Chelts gets mad (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 2, 09:57:45
- wrong! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 2, 10:01:35
  - You'd shoot some one while they were wanking???? (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 2, 10:04:59
    - hmmmm difficult one...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 2, 10:19:18
      - Did you type that with your left hand? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 2, 10:21:34
        
        yes, i'm left handed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 2, 10:23:40
I must admit that I often do as little work as I can get away with (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 2, 09:40:53
- Aren't these tests supposed to be done in about half an hour? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 2, 09:58:38
  - There are three... (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 2, 10:01:38
    - Are you sure you want a job that appears to put so much emphasis on these tests? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 2, 10:06:58
      - No... (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 2, 10:07:50
        
        I imagine you'll have to work your arse off for that then. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 2, 10:09:45
        
        To be fair, they should reduce public sector managers' pay (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 2, 10:13:05
        
        Not just their pay, but the number of them. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 2, 10:15:58
        
        "promoted-such-that-they-can-do-no-harm virtually unsackable middle "management" (but with (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 2, 10:21:42
        
        As if the private sector is any different... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 2, 10:20:49
        
        Much easier to get rid of useless wankers though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 2, 10:26:28
        
        Plus, typically you have a choice about whether you pay money to a private company. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 2, 10:27:33
        
        You get sacked a lot easier... (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 2, 10:22:08
        
        I'm not so sure (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 2, 10:28:39
        
        Three years working for L&G taught me that you're dead right. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 2, 10:42:56
        
        ^^^ this is very true (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 2, 10:34:13
        
        Apparently the Finance Director of Fenland Council lives in Australia. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 2, 10:17:46
        
        Clever man (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 2, 10:21:30
        
        Australia is a country full of fengibbons though (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 2, 10:22:34
        
        Fair point... (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 2, 10:25:26
        
        and get rid of their obscene pensions. Pension?? WTF is that? (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 2, 10:14:21
- I'd haveofwith thought everyone falls into 'a' - as to whether to give that as an answer, (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 2, 09:50:10
- Anyone opening up and being honest in an interview (General Chat) - pants, Oct 2, 09:47:48
  - theatre's dodgy. You might get unlucky and get an interviewer who goes (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 2, 09:48:50
    - Much Ado About Nothing outdoors at the Cathedral (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 2, 10:08:48
    - I went for an interview at Salford Uni in 1969. The bloke interviewing me (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 2, 09:54:27
    - then you stick a 70's show in, like return to the forbidden planet or (General Chat) - pants, Oct 2, 09:52:04
      - Not sure occasionally dressing up in suspenders to shout "Let's do the time warp again" (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 2, 09:53:49
        
        but if it was the last thing you went to, then in qualifies doesn't it? (General Chat) - pants, Oct 2, 09:55:48
    - I saw The Importance of being Ernest at The old Vic (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 2, 09:50:25
      - Oh, in that case you're fine. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 2, 09:51:01
- Depends whether they put a high weight on honesty in this job... (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 2, 09:43:32
  - So they're going to take on an honest shirker? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 2, 09:44:34
    - rather than a dishonest shirker? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 2, 09:47:11
      - Might they not want someone who will (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 2, 09:49:23
        
        but they could be doing something more useful than going the extra mile (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 2, 09:50:03
        
        I could go the extra kilometre... (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 2, 09:51:52
    - It's efficient for your staff to do as little work as they can get away with (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 2, 09:46:58
      - You've both flummoxed me now (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 2, 09:48:36