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George Best airport Renamed Kyle Lafferty!!! (NCFC) - berstreetsfinest, Jun 12, 16:33:03
- Bless them for worshipping a total bellend (NCFC) - pants, Jun 12, 16:43:33
- I'd wager he's possibly our first ever player with an airport named after him (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 16:37:25
  - You lose (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jun 12, 17:08:37
  - Charles21 de Gaulle (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Jun 12, 16:46:32
  - Heard rumours there'll be a new Jamar Loza terminal at Hong Kong international Airport (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Jun 12, 16:45:12
    - I saw him today up Nuffield (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 12, 16:46:33
      - XXXL's gonna be well jel !! (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Jun 12, 16:51:27
        
        XXL has gone right off him. Posted the other day that he can't hold the ball up (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Jun 12, 17:02:03
        
        Oh yeh (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Jun 12, 18:55:07
      - I don't think I'd recognise him (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 12, 16:51:17
        
        Not many lads in full Jamaica get up in that place I tell ya. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 12, 17:14:37
  - Dublin? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jun 12, 16:41:46
    - Haha! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 12, 16:48:54
    - Ha ha. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 16:48:03
Scenes in Marseille. Disgusting. And people were worried about terrorism :( (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Jun 11, 22:34:42
- apparently its kicking off between Norn Iron and Polish now too (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 22:45:40
  - Yep (Other Football) - harry boulders, Jun 11, 22:51:33
- Could do with a bomb to thin those Russian ultras out a bit. (n/m) (Other Football) - bird table, Jun 11, 22:44:01
  - ffs (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 11, 23:03:13
  - Blimey.... (n/m) (Other Football) - avenging canary, Jun 11, 22:46:43
- I've been to 2 tournaments with England... (Other Football) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jun 11, 22:40:50
  - England fans are hardly helping themselves though to be fair, (Other Football) - I Am Hoot, Jun 11, 23:22:29
  - There was plenty of warning from last week (Other Football) - harry boulders, Jun 11, 22:44:12
  - Police are awfull how they let russian fans in to england fans is didgraceful (Other Football) - eddie, Jun 11, 22:43:46
    - You can sense when it gets tense, the diff today was Russians storming the square (Other Football) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jun 11, 22:46:41
- Looks like rusian fans attacking english but we will get the blame (Other Football) - eddie, Jun 11, 22:38:45
  - dont be stupid (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 11, 22:40:19
    - yep got that bit right - bit like Norwich not rich enough (n/m) (Other Football) - Men without hats, Jun 11, 23:15:55
  - It's their fault for being English tbf (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jun 11, 22:39:09
    - yep that too (n/m) (Other Football) - Men without hats, Jun 11, 23:16:16
havent bothered reading the crap below (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 11, 22:32:46
- Haven't bothered thinking more like. (Other Football) - avenging canary, Jun 11, 22:41:16
  - fuck off unless you have something constructive to add (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 11, 22:46:05
    - You need to sort your punctuation out. (Other Football) - avenging canary, Jun 11, 22:52:48
      - I'm giving 0/10 for that reply (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 11, 23:01:15
      - You really are one arrogant cunt. (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Jun 11, 22:54:30
        
        what me ? (n/m) (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 11, 23:01:35
        
        I suspect he means me. Gutted... (n/m) (Other Football) - avenging canary, Jun 11, 23:09:30
- 1-1 was a bit shit (Other Football) - Mickdundee, Jun 11, 22:41:14
- I thought Milner did come on, but was shite... (n/m) (Other Football) - Vivid Data Shark, Jun 11, 22:37:46
  - yes he did 87 min (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 11, 22:42:47
- I wouldn't have taken 1-1 (Other Football) - lurd, Jun 11, 22:34:05
  - well i am what you going to do (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 11, 22:38:13
Does Kane take corners for Spurs? Seems odd. (n/m) (Other Football) - avenging canary, Jun 11, 20:08:00
- Have you only just noticed he's been taking them for England? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 11, 20:11:39
  - Nope. Just wondered about Spurs. (Other Football) - avenging canary, Jun 11, 20:13:59
    - Haven't been. Congrats on noticing Kane takes corners for England (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 11, 20:15:41
      - And Spurs? Just asking... (Other Football) - avenging canary, Jun 11, 20:19:47
        
        dont think he does (Other Football) - doncoop, Jun 11, 20:23:18
        
        Strange IMO. (n/m) (Other Football) - avenging canary, Jun 11, 20:25:07
        
        Ericsson does for Spurs IIRC (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jun 11, 20:23:49
        
        Thanks. Thought it odd. (n/m) (Other Football) - avenging canary, Jun 11, 20:24:31
Really hope it doesn't happen but if the Leave campaign are successful (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Jun 11, 09:54:05
- If no hype, the in came would win about 80%. With hype and wankers from both camps and the (Other Football) - pants, Jun 11, 12:01:57
- Haven't seen this asked... (Other Football) - hoolahan, Jun 11, 10:42:18
  - It would depend (Other Football) - Old Man, Jun 11, 10:52:48
  - Probably nobody has asked it because it's impossible to say? (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck, Jun 11, 10:49:22
- If we vote Leave, the day after that happens (Other Football) - Old Man, Jun 11, 10:11:58
  - and if only say 52% vote leave then probably wouldnt go ahead anyway (n/m) (Other Football) - Boris, Jun 11, 10:20:29
    - ?? (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Jun 11, 10:22:16
      - indeed but its a different format. Cameron would not take this country out of the EU (Other Football) - Boris, Jun 11, 10:24:50
  - True. Australia made it into the Eurovision finals this year I guess. (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Jun 11, 10:17:15
  - Can we join south America, on loan with a view to a permanent? (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 11, 10:13:32
- Does that mean no more Eurovision Song Contest? (Other Football) - hoolahan, Jun 11, 10:09:53
- you are confusing Europe the continent with European union (n/m) (Other Football) - Boris, Jun 11, 10:00:04
- Are you trying to be funny? (Other Football) - lurd, Jun 11, 09:57:36
  - Both (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Jun 11, 10:17:41
    - Best to do one thing at a time, and do it well. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Jun 11, 11:41:31
- Like Switzerland, yeah? (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jun 11, 09:56:49
  - No. Leave campaign saying we would be different to Swiss and Norway etc (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Jun 11, 10:23:04
- How would that happen? (n/m) (Other Football) - hoolahan, Jun 11, 09:56:01
  - England, Wales and Northern Ireland would be told to go home. (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Jun 11, 10:21:30
We've got Mur-phy (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Jun 11, 07:40:32
- Tbh, that does have a massive wiff of bellendery (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jun 11, 09:27:30
- No (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 11, 08:26:04
Bryan Gunn works for a sports agency (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 10, 08:19:06
- Gunn signed Holt - one of our best ever signings (NCFC) - pab, Jun 10, 09:19:15
  - Michael Bridges & Steve Guppy On Trial As I Recall (n/m) (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Jun 10, 09:30:14
New stone roses song (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 10, 07:42:47
- They keep rewriting Breaking Into Heaven (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jun 10, 08:31:17
- Much better agreed! Thankfully. (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, Jun 10, 08:25:14
- Deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Jun 10, 08:23:17
England fans living up to their reputation. Fighting and boozing. (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Jun 10, 07:35:58
- It says England fans were attacked!.... (Other Football) - yellowman, Jun 10, 09:31:10
  - Yes, that's how I read it too... (Other Football) - Dandy Highburyman, Jun 10, 10:05:16
    - No doubt we have more than our.... (Other Football) - yellowman, Jun 10, 10:41:18
- An embarrassment. Wankers. (n/m) (Other Football) - Rob NCFC, Jun 10, 08:56:57
- It beggars belief that they would put us in Marseille. Incident waiting to happen (Other Football) - Jim, Jun 10, 08:37:46
- What does smh mean? (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jun 10, 08:16:35
  - Selwyns Massive Hotdog (n/m) (Other Football) - Graham Nine, Jun 10, 13:16:59
  - Smell My Hole (n/m) (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Jun 10, 10:41:28
  - so much hate (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 10:22:12
  - single male, homeless? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Jun 10, 10:18:31
  - significant maltodextrin headache (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 10:17:39
  - Sweary Male Heffalumps. (n/m) (Other Football) - bird table, Jun 10, 10:08:36
  - start my hairdryer (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 10, 09:55:01
  - Shit mirror headline (n/m) (Other Football) - yellowman, Jun 10, 09:50:53
  - so many hooligans (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 09:41:42
  - Smack my hedgehog (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 10, 08:48:03
- The head of English fan policing was on R5 this morning. He'd been there for the incident (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Jun 10, 08:10:54
  - Charleroi was a good example on 2000. No trouble at all in Holland but (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 10, 10:32:18
- During France '98 (Other Football) - avenging canary, Jun 10, 07:48:58
- I cannot for the life of me... (Other Football) - mr carra, Jun 10, 07:40:46
  - Went to Frankfurt in 06. Stayed about five miles outside of the City (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Jun 10, 07:47:30
Brady and jerome offered to Newcastle... (NCFC) - loz, Jun 10, 07:31:36
- Regardless of whether its true someone at the club needs to step up and stamp out some (NCFC) - Jim, Jun 10, 08:43:48
- There is literally nothing on the internet except the LBP tweet (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 10, 07:46:35
  - You smell of a lot of shit. A lot. (n/m) (NCFC) - BigGrantHolt, Jun 10, 08:23:55
    - Lurd smells lovely to be fair (NCFC) - Dan Brigham, Jun 10, 11:35:34
    - lurd of shit? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 10, 09:56:49
  - Well they did post jerome and Brady likely offski... (NCFC) - loz, Jun 10, 07:58:32
- Where is this Times article? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 10, 07:43:19
  - hare (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 10, 08:11:12
Times are saying we've appointed 2 football agencies to flog our best players (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 9, 23:40:03
- As it's the Times I suspect it's true. If it is then we're (NCFC) - Chopper, Jun 9, 23:53:50
  - McBonus thought he could do all the wheeling and dealing and thus cut out the middle men. (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Jun 10, 01:46:24
- Story hare (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 9, 23:44:10
  - WTF. Board need to get a grip. Post McNally vacuum needs filling asap to (NCFC) - Jim, Jun 9, 23:51:26
    - Sounds like they're making decisions, just not the ones you want. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 10, 08:13:42
    - Paying for having a dictatorship (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 9, 23:53:42
      - Shameless bellendary. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 9, 23:57:21
- Well we knew that from last season's signings (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 9, 23:42:28
  - BOOOOOOOOOOOM! (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Jun 10, 01:49:06
20 million pound bid rejected for.... (NCFC) - hoolahan, Jun 9, 21:58:49
- Hope he goes. Would very much like to see Watford regulated. (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Jun 9, 22:43:29
  - 👍 (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 9, 22:49:51
- Very good player tbf (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 9, 22:32:14
Would people have Johnson back? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jun 9, 20:38:26
- yes. (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Jun 10, 01:35:43
- I think we do need a midfield enforcer in the Champs (NCFC) - derbyshire canary, Jun 9, 22:09:22
- No we need players who can improve (n/m) (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Jun 9, 21:53:39
- Well, to my mind he always looked like John Snow. Johnson is a metaphor for John Snow. (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jun 9, 21:06:27
  - He'll never be good enough to present Channel4 News! (n/m) (NCFC) - derbyshire canary, Jun 9, 21:52:53
  - Do you think I'm going too far to equate leaving Norwich with being bumped off by your (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jun 9, 21:25:10
    - There must be some player who's done brill second time round at a club, must be. Shirley (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jun 9, 21:30:54
  - You've put my head in a spin bwod. I get the word thingy, but the chap died? Prat but sa (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jun 9, 21:15:35
- I never would have sold him in the first place. he was a leader last year we lacked (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 9, 20:47:11
  - It was good deal for us but wasn't reinvested very well (NCFC) - Hit Squadie, Jun 9, 21:21:31
  - VMT (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 9, 21:04:37
  - There could be more into it than just him nipping nodge to see friends is what I was.... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jun 9, 20:51:15
  - Nor me (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 9, 20:51:05
- The boy did good last time round (n/m) (NCFC) - Mickdundee, Jun 9, 20:43:35
Did anyone hear that Ed Balls interview last week? (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 9, 19:29:37
- Yea pretty sure he said help was from outside... (NCFC) - loz, Jun 9, 19:49:15
Thanks GON but we need goal scoring midfielders next season - good decision (n/m) (NCFC) - trianglepatch, Jun 9, 18:05:42
- Right. Vadis, Naismith, Hoolahan, Jarvis, Andreu etc. (NCFC) - norway, Jun 9, 18:55:50
  - Ben Godfrey too (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Jun 10, 03:11:24
  - Tettey, Mulumbu, Thompson (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 9, 19:41:19
    - Not exactly blessed then? (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Jun 9, 19:44:52
      - What about Howson, has he left?... (n/m) (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Jun 9, 23:16:00
      - We only really need one more. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 9, 20:11:08
      - Presumably why we want Mutch... (NCFC) - loz, Jun 9, 20:03:43
        
        Tettey only counts as 0.5 of a DM (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 9, 20:20:58
        
        Lol (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jun 9, 20:43:42
  - Don't forget the murphys and Maddison (NCFC) - hoolahan, Jun 9, 19:41:13
  - Time for a Mr Alex Neil to put his boots back on methinks! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Jun 9, 19:29:36
- hopefully Vadis gets a go in central midfield this season. It's where he played for Brugge (n/m) (NCFC) - roedtonowhere, Jun 9, 18:14:53
  - Vadis has pretty much said goodbye. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 9, 18:58:27
  - Sadly AN doesn't seem to rate him. Many question his workrate and defensive abilities. (n/m) (NCFC) - jimbo, Jun 9, 18:17:11
  - Nothing to suggest AN liked him sadly... (NCFC) - loz, Jun 9, 18:16:13
    - We have the option of a further year on VOO (n/m) (NCFC) - jimbo, Jun 9, 19:13:42
- We did offer him a new deal... (NCFC) - loz, Jun 9, 18:09:57
Where is Truro City? If I travel from Norwich how can I get there? (NCFC) - XXL16, Jun 9, 04:23:27
- You can fly to Newquay from Stanstead, its not a bad little airport....... (NCFC) - Kirrie, Jun 9, 09:43:40
  - 20 miles from Newquay to Truro. (n/m) (NCFC) - Kirrie, Jun 9, 09:48:56
- My initial thought was: which old donkey is now plying his trade there? (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 9, 07:31:20
  - Binner (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Jun 9, 10:33:04
  - Yes, it's him and he's the player-coach for them (NCFC) - XXL16, Jun 9, 09:41:46
- It's not an easy journey (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 9, 07:08:51
  - Just checked - Exeter to Truro is 2.5 hours (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 9, 07:11:21
    - Thanks, it's because another player, Rory Fallon join them as player-coach. (NCFC) - XXL16, Jun 9, 09:43:07
      - Truro is a nice City and Cornwall makes a nice week away (NCFC) - maidstoneyellow, Jun 9, 10:49:31
      - It's a beautiful part of the world. I imagine their club shop is disappointing though (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Jun 9, 09:56:51
        
        As I see their website, one thing they are similar to us (NCFC) - XXL16, Jun 9, 10:01:46
- Truro is a long way from Norwich (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 9, 06:11:27
  - not as far as from Hong Kong though (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jun 9, 08:40:37
- you can get a train from London Paddington, takes around 4.30 hrs (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 9, 05:02:21
Lafferty apparently seriously injury in NI training (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Jun 7, 11:14:13
- Lafferty later walked to the changing rooms in no obvious distress. (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 7, 11:50:31
- Brady also has to sit out training with a back spasm (n/m) (NCFC) - ihateipswich, Jun 7, 11:19:46
- *limps out of training* (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Jun 7, 11:18:46
  - How long is the recovery? (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Jun 7, 11:22:21
    - *limps out of training* (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Jun 7, 11:32:00
      - stop bullying essex (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jun 7, 11:37:25
  - Groin injury (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Jun 7, 11:20:19
- *serious (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Jun 7, 11:14:25
FAO Lurd (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 7, 09:25:19
- My dad went. (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 7, 09:47:27
- Yes, bloody amazing. (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 7, 09:39:50
  - Glad you enjoyed it (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 7, 09:56:37
    - Did he do "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" and "Hot Legs".... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 7, 10:02:18
      - not at this show (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 7, 10:20:12
  - FAO Jumbo (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 7, 09:54:35
Surprised jerome might be off... (NCFC) - loz, Jun 7, 07:32:34
- Newcastle want them both according to my sauce (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 7, 07:54:22
- mcnally told us it was 40% paycuts last time we were relegated (n/m) (NCFC) - pab, Jun 7, 07:54:07
- I thought relegation saved his city career. Brady will be off (n/m) (NCFC) - conkers, Jun 7, 07:40:21
Oh dear, England scoring is going to make Danny Mills even more unhappy. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 2, 21:33:06
- I think he's the most unhappy person in the world... (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jun 2, 21:33:40
  - Does he post on here? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 2, 21:39:27
  - He's a total cunt. (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Jun 2, 21:36:04
    - His anger spreads.... every time I hear his voice I get angry (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jun 2, 21:37:47
      - Fuck him, he's a cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 2, 22:50:06
So di mateo gone to villa. Gonna be a tough old league (NCFC) - Sonic, Jun 2, 18:42:22
- Villa a mess. (NCFC) - avenging canary, Jun 2, 19:32:14
- Scum? (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 2, 18:54:31
  - They always poke their noses in around the playoffs. They'll be top 8 again (n/m) (NCFC) - Sonic, Jun 2, 19:13:49
    - They've been in the playoffs once in the last 10 years. (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 2, 19:47:16
- Agreed. Going to be a tough year. Signings needed to bolster us and ensure top 6 (n/m) (NCFC) - Boris, Jun 2, 18:43:35
Lane closure!! RIP (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 31, 20:39:21
- Oh no! You must be joking! Unbelievable. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 31, 20:54:04
  - Fraid so. No more Bread (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 31, 21:30:50
- ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 31, 20:47:00
- ??? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 31, 20:46:06
Abebayo Akinfenwa, currently munching his way through a 14lb chicken. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 31, 07:57:36
- #chickenfact If a chicken is left to grow for long enough, it becomes a turkey. (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:21:01
  - #chickenfact Scotch eggs are only made in Scotland (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:22:36
    - Not this again! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 31, 08:39:59
      - #chickenfact If you sit on a chicken's egg for long enough, it will hatch. (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:44:57
    - #chickenfact Chicken egg shell is used to make tennis racquets (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:23:35
      - #chickenfact A chicken's egg is the only bird egg that fits entirely in a dog (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:25:38
        
        #chickenfact It is illegal to fuck a chicken unless you are also a chicken (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:26:50
        
        #chickenfact A baby chicken is called an egg (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:27:28
        
        #chickenfact They are the only bird that breastfeeds its young (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:28:12
        
        #chickenfact The longest recorded chicken flight is 2,327 miles, from Novosibirsk to Diss. (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:30:27
        
        It didn't come from Novosibirsk then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, May 31, 13:03:17
        
        Novosibirsk to Diss is about 4,000 miles as the Chicken flies! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, May 31, 13:08:56
        
        Thanks. I'll call the McWhirters. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 13:39:20
        
        This one's my favourite. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 31, 08:40:31
        
        Actually Preposterous Bollocks (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 31, 09:27:40
        
        It subsequently flew on to Long Stratton, but that was discounted as it landed in Diss. (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:42:48
        
        It's got no bottom. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 31, 08:50:01
        
        Shit, that's amazing. There must be all kinds down there, and that. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:55:15
        
        There's a colony of aquatic chickens. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 31, 09:02:16
        
        #chickenfact A chicken can break your wrist with its powerful rear claws. (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:31:24
        
        #chickenfact Once a chicken (or cock) crows, the chicken that hears it also has to crow... (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:33:31
        
        #chickenfact A chicken's foot tastes disgusting. (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:38:43
        
        #chickenfact A chicken will eat, literally, anything. (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:47:17
        
        #chickenfact There are more feathers in a chicken than a pillow. (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:49:03
        
        #chickenfact Due to a quirk of fate, there are no chickens in Canada. (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:52:43
        
        #chickenfact Despite the name, Nile Rodgers of Chic does not eat chicken. (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:54:10
        
        #chickenfact His son, Brendan Rodgers, does! (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:58:02
        
        A Poultry Brain (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 31, 09:20:31
Has to be said that since the Fucking Massive Man came on the whole game changed... (Other Football) - Dandy Highburyman, May 30, 17:02:28
- same here. Good for them. Can't wait for league games against MK (Other Football) - pants, May 30, 17:45:12
- #beastmode (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, May 30, 17:08:32
What a shame that the EU referendum has just become a Conservative election campaign, (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, May 30, 02:40:34
- What if right, leaving the EU is like your mate going "it's shit in here, lets go (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 11:56:43
  - I don't want to be released from prison, cos I can't cope on my own (General Chat) - harry boulders, May 30, 14:45:18
  - If he doesn't like it..... (General Chat) - yellowman, May 30, 12:31:34
  - Just read that on fb ha. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 30, 12:13:50
- Why would DC even give the vote if there was any chance he could lose? (General Chat) - lurd, May 30, 11:39:47
  - Agree. I don't think he had any idea how it would unfold. I've said it below, but maybe DC (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 11:44:17
- You want to know why. (General Chat) - harry boulders, May 30, 11:16:59
  - exactly this (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, May 30, 16:27:46
  - This (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, May 30, 12:04:51
- Even Tory Blair has been trying to give them a hand deflecting the whole thing on Corbyn (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 11:10:41
- One bone I like gnawing on.... (General Chat) - yellowman, May 30, 11:04:39
  - Once you leave the main party, you get a job in the house or lords or europe (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 11:16:41
    - Must be awful (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, May 30, 12:03:55
- Even by Tory standards, I'm at a loss. (General Chat) - norway, May 30, 10:44:52
  - Blimey, I hope you're right. I keep watching new clips of people saying they're going to (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, May 30, 11:35:54
    - Every single member of my family apart from my aunt and uncle believes that too, (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, May 30, 11:53:20
    - I saw that too. On an estate where there were just Mums with as many kids as you can (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 11:42:10
      - That was the one. It's scares me. (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, May 30, 11:47:17
  - Different day; same thick, bigoted trolls. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, May 30, 10:45:46
    - Haha accusing yourself there. "Thick" definitely apt in this case then (n/m) (General Chat) - Boris, May 30, 11:07:37
      - Haha burn etc (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, May 30, 11:31:05
    - ? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 30, 10:56:41
      - vvvvvvv (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, May 30, 10:59:25
        
        I knew really. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 30, 11:00:01
        
        Troll x (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, May 30, 11:03:20
        
        Can't help myself. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 30, 11:08:55
- Different day. Same boring old shit posts (n/m) (General Chat) - Boris, May 30, 10:11:42
  - Yawn. (n/m) (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, May 30, 10:41:07
  - Don't be so hard on yourself. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 30, 10:35:55
- ... (General Chat) - APB, May 30, 09:34:02
  - Thanks for posting. I completely agree with David Mitchell (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, May 30, 11:39:52
  - Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, May 30, 10:46:57
  - Yep, agreed. (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, May 30, 10:40:49
- Yawn (n/m) (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, May 30, 08:50:27
...... (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 29, 20:03:02
- This time next week I'll be watching him at Wembers (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 29, 20:31:36
  - I'll be there as well (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 29, 20:38:48
    - Just working out whether to drive down and back on the same day or get a cheap travelodge. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 29, 20:43:55
- Oh FFS !! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 29, 20:11:45
  - nothing wrong with the clash (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 29, 20:15:34
    - Exactly (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 29, 20:15:58
      - The boss? The fucking dross. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 29, 20:16:57
        
        Innit bruv (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 29, 20:17:46
        
        No way man (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, May 29, 20:23:47
        
        Yes way (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 29, 20:27:48
So... (NCFC) - norway, May 29, 16:58:35
- I fear none of that lot. (NCFC) - avenging canary, May 29, 17:39:38
  - The only one in that list I fear is Norwich City (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, May 29, 18:49:34
  - Vimto (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 29, 18:08:53
- That's a lot of teams starting with B (n/m) (NCFC) - derbyshire canary, May 29, 17:06:57
- Looking forward to away days at (NCFC) - tim berry, May 29, 17:06:41
  - I'll try to get a game or two at a 'new' ground (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, May 29, 17:15:18
    - Cardiff is a great away day (NCFC) - tim berry, May 29, 17:22:41
      - Oh, Derby, yes. Haven't been there & have a direct, cheapish train. what's your beef with (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, May 29, 17:30:41
        
        Nasty, thuggish fans (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, May 29, 19:08:22
        
        It was the day that the green morph suit kid got beaten up (NCFC) - tim berry, May 29, 19:10:39
- 17 Ex Prem Clubs? (NCFC) - Martin Peters, May 29, 17:05:36
  - 13, MP. (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, May 29, 17:14:41
    - I make it 17 (n/m) (NCFC) - Jacksons_Twelfth, May 29, 17:59:42
      - I've screwed that up. Yes 17. (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, May 29, 18:56:24
      - ... (NCFC) - Jacksons_Twelfth, May 29, 18:01:13
        
        Yep. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 18:06:19
    - Top flight I presume? (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, May 29, 17:16:16
- Can't say I'm disappointed Milwall lost... Vile bunch of supporters (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, May 29, 17:00:45
  - I like a day out to Milwall tho (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, May 29, 17:10:36
  - My boss and MD are millwall fans so feel a bit for them. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 29, 17:01:34
Newcastle Canary, Kev, CB41, Hongky, Ted Bowger - thank you so much! (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 28, 10:07:16
- 👍🏻👏🏻 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ted Bowger, May 28, 11:27:40
- I was going to post my link but feel a bit silly now! (General Chat) - lurd, May 28, 10:33:33
  - How'd you do time wise, lurd? (General Chat) - Bungle, May 28, 10:48:37
    - Not sure yet, assuming about 25 mins. It took me a while to get used to the pacing (General Chat) - lurd, May 28, 10:50:21
      - Nice cricket pitch there, for a public park. (General Chat) - Huge Small, May 28, 12:03:08
      - Yeah Catton Park's lovely. (General Chat) - Bungle, May 28, 11:18:22
        
        There's a road I run along in Sheffield which is uphill in both directions. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 28, 17:24:35
      - That's a good time! Did Eaton Park this morning (General Chat) - Mozzer, May 28, 10:59:50
        
        No way. You can do it, even if you have to walk a bit! (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 28, 11:08:27
        
        Yep (General Chat) - Bungle, May 28, 11:17:04
        
        Yeah I think we should. Easier to drag my arse out of bed in the summer (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 28, 11:37:02
        
        Yeah! Going to forget about time and just try and (General Chat) - Mozzer, May 28, 11:16:25
Danny Drinkwater, not international quality in my book (n/m) (Other Football) - Jim, May 27, 21:39:07
- I'd love to read your book, Jim. (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, May 27, 21:55:53
  - Cough (Other Football) - Bungle, May 27, 23:55:42
  - A good cure for insomnia (Other Football) - emmaroyds, May 27, 22:18:13
- premier league winning quality though (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, May 27, 21:42:45
They just said performances win matches not systems (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 27, 21:13:16
- Thanks (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 27, 21:27:14
The drug testers must be in town (Other Sports) - lurd, May 27, 17:46:56
- Too much wanking more like! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Thegelman, May 27, 18:09:49
- Must have flown up from the French Alps yesterday (Other Sports) - Mecagoenti, May 27, 18:03:11
Then don't go into the profession then, do something else.... (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 27, 16:52:20
- If you wouldn't punish a kid that way, you shouldn't do it to anyone in a mental hospital (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 27, 18:25:53
- Allegedly* (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 27, 17:47:47
- That's disgusting. When did people with mental health problems stop being human!? (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 27, 17:28:30
  - When did people who work in mental health stop being human? (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 27, 17:48:37
    - They knew the risks of choosing that profession. Working with vulnerable humans (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 27, 17:51:03
      - A teacher got stabbed to death last year. (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 27, 18:03:21
        
        Teacher stabbings vs difficult patients in mental health hospitals? (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 27, 18:18:10
        
        Otherwise isn't it a bit, "an eye for an eye" so teachers should stab bad kids too (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 27, 18:18:47
        
        You really are the champion of the simplistic/stupid argument. (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 27, 18:22:48
        
        I gave up on you saying your piece on that ward AC, silly silly silly man. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 27, 22:31:44
        
        You compared teacher stabbings (remote) with mental health patient throws food (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 27, 18:26:47
        
        No. (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 27, 18:41:17
        
        I don't think expecting mental health nurses to treat their patients as humans (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 27, 19:59:44
        
        Essex, ffs do shut up. Jesus man, you don't understand, so say your piece and be done. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 27, 21:59:53
        
        Soz ec I mean AV, read the wrong line. AC, you silly simpleton. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 27, 22:31:04
- Not good. (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 27, 17:08:34
  - Thought you'd understand working in an psychiatric intensive ward it happens quite... (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 27, 17:10:14
    - Exactly. Like with most jobs they come with common risks, accept them or do something else (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 27, 17:29:29
      - *walks away from stupid comment* (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 27, 17:49:13
        
        ^^ unable to provide a rational response (more like) (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 27, 17:52:06
        
        Please see response to one of your other thoughtless posts... (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 27, 18:04:18
        
        "Thoughtless"? What, just because there's more than 1 perspective which doesnt match yours (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 27, 18:19:41
    - I work in education. (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 27, 17:19:58
      - Soz AC, thought you were a Doctor. It's a diffifcult place. No offence to you intended.. (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 27, 21:59:01
- Excellent journalism... "is charged with forcing food into a man's face and saying "how do (General Chat) - Pixelman, May 27, 16:59:14
  - Now now Pix, you jolly well know proof reading the EDP is a risk. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 27, 17:00:50
Anyone on here specialise in laying patio? (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, May 26, 12:13:03
- Arkscape (NCFC) - lurd, May 26, 14:11:50
- Well....... (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, May 26, 13:52:04
  - I've got them coming to give me a quote. (n/m) (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, May 26, 13:54:48
    - Ooooooooooooooooooooooopssss (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, May 26, 22:01:11
    - 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 26, 14:38:34
- Check out Rob Dix builders, (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, May 26, 13:35:05
  - Ok, he's in Thorpe Marriott now. Deffo worth a look though. (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, May 26, 13:36:42
    - What was his nickname at school? (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, May 26, 14:03:15
      - Graham (n/m) (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, May 26, 14:19:25
    - Cheers mate... (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, May 26, 13:43:06
      - No problem (n/m) (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, May 26, 14:19:42
- Burying something?? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 26, 13:13:52
  - Possibly! (n/m) (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, May 26, 13:30:18
- I've done brickweave in the past, which is rewarding visually but fucking tedious to lay (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, May 26, 13:05:41
- I don't reckon anyone that does proper, hard manual work mucks around on here on a (NCFC) - Adster, May 26, 12:56:55
  - Are people in manual jobs not entitled to breaks? (n/m) (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, May 26, 13:02:15
    - Yes they are. (NCFC) - Adster, May 26, 14:02:32
- Karn will lay anything (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, May 26, 12:55:40
- Im good at laying the wood....... (NCFC) - usacanary, May 26, 12:26:01
- Try Mandy Jordache (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, May 26, 12:19:01
So it turns out that Eric Dier is so good at footy because he was brought up in Portugal (Other Football) - Old Git, May 26, 08:35:02
- So should we take Maddy McCann to the euros too? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 09:44:20
  - Steve thats a bit wrong... (Other Football) - city_lad, May 26, 11:33:34
    - FFS the pair of you (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 26, 11:42:51
- The more you think about it, the more you realise (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 09:19:11
  - Important player - but we can cope (Other Football) - norway, May 26, 10:00:16
    - I'd have Rooney in for wilshere and Vardy up front (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 10:16:44
      - He may well go diamond with two up top so yes, Vardy would come in (Other Football) - norway, May 26, 10:20:03
  - It's a concern (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 09:46:32
- Andy Carroll limbering up on a Dubai beach, downs a jager "PUT ME IN ROY MAN I'M RED HOT" (n/m) (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, May 26, 09:12:51
  - Then downs the waiter. (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 26, 09:33:37
- All irrelevant - we'll have two meaningful games, one meaningless and then come home (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 26, 09:04:26
  - and a gret big old bash street style punch up in thetford town centre (Other Football) - Tombs, May 26, 09:21:31
  - That's the spirit (n/m) (Other Football) - thirsty work, May 26, 09:18:56
- Scary that hodgson will take wilshere ... (Other Football) - loz, May 26, 09:02:34
  - He looked ok the other day. (n/m) (Other Football) - thirsty work, May 26, 09:19:41
    - Agreed (n/m) (Other Football) - earlydoors, May 26, 10:01:56
    - Did he ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 09:53:12
    - Thought he looked well off the pace (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, May 26, 09:24:28
      - He'll be cherry ripe. Great player (n/m) (Other Football) - thirsty work, May 26, 10:24:29
  - got 2 excellent strikers and left backs for once. (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, May 26, 09:15:35
- That Sturridge goal in the Europa League Final the other day though (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 08:54:41
  - Yes, it was amazing (Other Football) - Old Git, May 26, 08:59:36
- Who is Eric Dier? (n/m) (Other Football) - Dandy Highburyman, May 26, 08:49:24
  - I didn't know you were a judge (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 26, 09:02:58
  - Yeah, this. Sounds like the local decorator (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 26, 09:00:40
  - Ffs (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, May 26, 08:51:09
Podcasts, any recommendations? (n/m) (General Chat) - the59ers, May 25, 16:35:55
- Radiolab... Also, Adam Buxton as said below is well good (n/m) (General Chat) - atlcanary, May 25, 23:17:28
- david sedaris (n/m) (General Chat) - conkers, May 25, 20:02:21
- Beyond Yacht Rock (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, May 25, 18:42:03
- The Adam Buxton Podcast (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, May 25, 18:14:03
- Stone Cold Steve Austin's (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 25, 17:23:23
- Book Shambles. Serial. This American Life. Little Yellow Bird, obvs. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 16:52:54
  - Obvs. (n/m) (General Chat) - BigGrantHolt, May 25, 18:23:01
  - Serial season one was great. (General Chat) - lurd, May 25, 17:23:54
    - Harsh, imo, on S2. But true that S1 was loads and loads better. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 17:47:22
286 million smackeroonies (NCFC) - norway, May 25, 12:52:09
- and at least 288 smackers spent on wages (NCFC) - Henclrikus, May 25, 14:02:08
- And we still can't get a decent lager in the snakepit ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, May 25, 13:49:30
  - Nor can we Upper Barclay Ultras... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, May 25, 14:21:32
- So, if I've read that right... (NCFC) - Arganth, May 25, 13:36:23
  - Prize money is only a quarter or so of Prem revenue. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 25, 13:56:39
    - that table must include the portion spread equally between clubs though (NCFC) - mr carra, May 25, 14:01:54
      - ^ he's right (NCFC) - Henclrikus, May 25, 14:05:12
  - I guess the earlier years don't count for a lot (NCFC) - mr carra, May 25, 13:53:51
    - yep. ITFC's earnings are less than half of Cardiff (NCFC) - Henclrikus, May 25, 14:12:21
      - and LOL at the mighty Forest (NCFC) - mr carra, May 25, 14:19:33
- Being 20th on the list proves we are a premier league club just! (n/m) (NCFC) - Thegelman, May 25, 13:14:07
- Luton & Notts County as original voting members, but never played in the prem (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, May 25, 13:09:24
  - relegated last season before Prem started so presumably parachute payments? (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, May 25, 13:16:30
Ed Balls interview (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, May 25, 06:45:14
- "Look how well we're doing - we've already signed up Whittaker" (NCFC) - Old Git, May 25, 09:05:05
- Any idea who the outside expertees... (NCFC) - loz, May 25, 07:44:53
  - Larrald and Jim. Dream team. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, May 25, 10:39:50
  - Gerry Francis (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, May 25, 08:53:52
    - Fantastic mullet on him. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 25, 09:05:47
  - David McNally as a consultant on ?3k an hour (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, May 25, 08:02:36
    - plus BONUS (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 25, 08:37:56
      - Only if he signs up Gaz O'Neil for another year. Our saviour. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, May 25, 08:52:36
    - Hahaha (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 25, 08:32:59
  - Well it won't be Roy as he's a little bit busy (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, May 25, 08:01:09
    - Don't think he'll be busy by the end of June! (n/m) (NCFC) - manc_yello, May 25, 08:26:21
- He is a clown (n/m) (NCFC) - walksie, May 25, 07:38:09
  - Who? (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 25, 07:51:06
    - Matthew Gibson (n/m) (NCFC) - Graham Nine, May 25, 08:17:53
    - Krusty (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 25, 08:17:17
- I posted about the headhunters last week tbf (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 25, 07:05:12
  - So did Michael Bailey (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, May 25, 07:45:11
- Yes. Vaguely encouraging (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, May 25, 07:03:17
Fabien Lemoine (NCFC) - lurd, May 24, 16:52:05
- What about this Lemon, Neeyul? Wossat all about? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 24, 17:04:58
Any goths or former goths on here? (n/m) (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, May 24, 08:28:54
- Tim Goth (n/m) (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, May 24, 11:21:21
- 1982. Southern Death Cult, Sisters of Mercy, Bauhaus. (Other Football) - APB, May 24, 09:27:15
  - Opening scene to 'The Hunger' about 1983. (Other Football) - avenging canary, May 24, 11:03:01
  - Great bands tho (n/m) (Other Football) - yellowman, May 24, 10:46:08
  - yep, very sad (Other Football) - Jumbo1, May 24, 10:33:12
    - All right, mod boy. (Other Football) - APB, May 24, 11:28:44
  - or hot in summer (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, May 24, 10:08:10
    - My black fluffy mohair jumper was the dog's. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, May 24, 11:29:30
      - why were you wearing your dog's jumper? (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, May 24, 12:20:55
- Jumgoth1 (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 24, 09:25:11
- I am Goth (n/m) (Other Football) - Chris Peacock, May 24, 08:59:58
- Noirway (n/m) (Other Football) - Mecagoenti, May 24, 08:59:02
  - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - norway, May 24, 09:28:15
- I've got a Fields of the Nephilim 12", and some rare Sisters 7" (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 24, 08:58:54
  - I've a Jean Loves Jezebel album and one by Flesh for Lu Lu... (Other Football) - Pixelman, May 24, 09:57:22
  - Did you totes struggs with the eyeliner? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 24, 09:25:58
    - The whole scene was just totes emosh, and tbh a bit much. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 24, 09:31:42
      - And this has inspired me to fire up the Spotty Fi and do a load of goth rn. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 24, 09:33:05
        
        I shall start with The Mission. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 24, 09:33:53
        
        Not the Mission. Do some early Birthday Party first. (Other Football) - APB, May 24, 09:57:40
        
        I can see you down Chappy with eyeliner running down your face. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 24, 10:28:34
        
        Goths didn't do make-up in those days. (Other Football) - APB, May 24, 11:33:01
        
        No. No Birthday Party. No Einsturzende Neufuckingbauten either. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 24, 10:03:36
        
        Get some Lydia Lunch on then. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, May 24, 11:31:15
- Thegothman (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, May 24, 08:54:32
- Goth of barry Butler (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, May 24, 08:53:24
- Old Goth (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, May 24, 08:52:38
- Gotthy Brooke (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, May 24, 08:50:50
- Gotheroe fitzgibbon (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, May 24, 08:30:47
Redmond shines for the U21s. Feel his departure is inevitable. (n/m) (NCFC) - derbyshire canary, May 24, 07:11:35
- I would take 10M.......Just not consistant. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, May 24, 17:08:34
- They were playing the equivalent of a non league side (NCFC) - lurd, May 24, 08:13:26
- We'll see. We hung onto him last time (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, May 24, 08:06:20
If you could have any musician from the past back alive, who would you chose? (General Chat) - pants, May 23, 22:00:02
- Sid Vicious (n/m) (General Chat) - Barno, May 23, 23:31:14
- Lennon (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 23, 23:06:35
- Bowie (n/m) (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, May 23, 23:03:43
- Mozart... (General Chat) - yellowman, May 23, 23:03:18
- I agree but interested (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, May 23, 22:57:14
  - Frank Zappa (n/m) (General Chat) - The year of the twat, May 23, 23:22:12
- Stevie Ray Vaughan (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, May 23, 22:32:23
  - had tickets to see his next gig when his chopper crashed (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 23, 22:34:59
- Mozart, then Verdi, then Puccini (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 23, 22:16:39
- I agree but interested (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, May 23, 22:14:49
- first thought was Johnny Cash (General Chat) - Karnivore, May 23, 22:13:53
- Cliff Richards (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, May 23, 22:06:08
  - take it seriously please, you cock sucking cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 23, 22:14:44
    - arf! (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, May 23, 22:15:22
- Beethoven (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 23, 22:03:05
Redmond just scored a screamer for England u21s (n/m) (NCFC) - Disshater, May 23, 19:25:28
- Keeper didn't even move (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, May 23, 20:14:56
  - I will be very sad if/when he leaves. (NCFC) - APB, May 23, 20:21:54
    - He's wank. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, May 23, 20:39:47
      - How often do you reckon he touches himself? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 23, 21:10:11
- Wonder where he'll go (NCFC) - Old Git, May 23, 19:33:20
  - Wherever it is he goes with my best wishes (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, May 23, 20:25:32
    - Sadly I think he needs better coaching than we appear to be able to offer (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 23, 20:30:12
    - Agree with that (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 23, 20:26:37
  - Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - Graham Nine, May 23, 20:13:09
  - Wets Broom (n/m) (NCFC) - Dracula, May 23, 19:54:54
  - Burnleh (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 23, 19:40:20
    - Could be, that, if they can find the 💷💷💷 (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 23, 20:24:46
  - Stuke (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 19:36:53
    - Yup, he's just Pulis's type of player (NCFC) - Old Git, May 23, 20:23:39
      - Pulis is West Brom manager? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 20:29:17
        
        Oh arr, senior moment ahem (NCFC) - Old Git, May 23, 20:31:34
        
        Awks (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 23, 20:31:26
Whittaker signs a year's extension.... (NCFC) - Bungle, May 23, 17:03:41
- I'm OK with that. Top pro, can cover RB&LB + one of the the best finishers in the club. (n/m) (NCFC) - derbyshire canary, May 23, 19:26:01
- cheap option (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, May 23, 17:27:12
  - We have pinto money better spent elsewhere (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, May 23, 17:27:50
    - Agree, he will be 2nd choice RB behind Pinto (NCFC) - mississauga_canary, May 23, 17:47:53
      - And can also cover LB (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, May 23, 17:53:41
- Crikey. Didn't see that coming. Maybe he's going to play left back (n/m) (NCFC) - NJ_Canary, May 23, 17:06:21
- Yes, get in! (n/m) (NCFC) - Thegelman, May 23, 17:05:37
  - He surely has to play instead of Martin? (n/m) (NCFC) - Thegelman, May 23, 17:06:13
- surprised. Both that we offered and he accepted (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, May 23, 17:05:15
  - Martin or Pinto being shipped out maybe.... dunno. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bungle, May 23, 17:06:52
    - I expect we may see Pinto played more as a winger this coming season... (NCFC) - Pixelman, May 23, 17:23:39
    - I mentioned this before but would not suprise me if we sold Pinto for.... (NCFC) - usacanary, May 23, 17:14:33
      - Not if someone watched him play we won't! (n/m) (NCFC) - Thegelman, May 23, 17:17:55
        
        Kindly go eat a dick girlyman.......... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, May 23, 17:45:42
      - Seems pretty certain pinto staying... (NCFC) - loz, May 23, 17:16:38
        
        Champ team of the year last time round as a CB (NCFC) - lurd, May 23, 17:23:57
        
        The thing about Martin is.......... (NCFC) - usacanary, May 23, 17:28:32
        
        good enough for the champs, but we need to think ahead (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 23, 17:28:27
        
        we cant invest ina PL back 4, get promoted then invest. (NCFC) - usacanary, May 23, 17:43:39
        
        As Pinto may leave Olsson probably will leave and Bassong is surely out of favour (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 23, 18:03:58
I see Gayle came on today and played extra time, did he play ok? (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, May 21, 23:16:05
- Did fuck all (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, May 22, 00:12:32
Did we all spot Andy Hooze on the Palace bench? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 21, 20:05:59
Hey bear-heads, just had a pint of Crouch Vale Yakima Gold, absolutely top hole. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, May 21, 12:42:04
- I like Yakima. Good stuff. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 21, 13:47:15
- You can get that in the Fat Cat and Canary. In fact I do, every time I'm in there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, May 21, 12:48:49
  - I'm in the Brewery Tap, not been for a while. (General Chat) - bird table, May 21, 12:59:42
    - I'm there tonight (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 21, 13:00:21
Lurd, recommend me some decent upbeat , fairly modern tracks to download please.I Won't (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 21, 10:32:10
- I'm terrible at stuff like this mate. (General Chat) - lurd, May 21, 11:24:11
Possibly ww2. ...or3/4/5 ext, but what's your favourite Great if dog? Newfy for me. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 21, 05:36:14
- I like Huskies! Bit of a handfull though. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 21, 10:31:18
  - I met a lovely Japanese akito yesterday, beautiful dogs. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 21, 10:33:57
- Cocker fucking spaniels (General Chat) - thirsty work, May 21, 10:10:12
- Pugs (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 21, 10:00:29
- Don't get the dog thing. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 21, 09:29:01
- Jack Russell. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 21, 09:05:51
  - yEAH,FUNNY LITTLE BUGGERS AREN'T THEY?! (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 21, 09:19:49
    - Sorry,just turned capps locked off! (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 21, 09:20:18
- Bristol Shitzu (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, May 21, 08:49:00
  - Boxer. Had two in the past, and an Irish Terrier who was a splendid dog (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 10:04:43
- Hot. (General Chat) - Rob NCFC, May 21, 08:41:28
- Working cocker (General Chat) - CWC, May 21, 08:40:59
- Large: Portugeses Water dog; small: Patterdale terrier. (n/m) (General Chat) - bowfront1, May 21, 07:56:29
- Dachshund. They're delicious. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 21, 07:53:21
- Proth is in with a late entry for board pisshead... (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, May 21, 07:42:22
  - Cheeky bastARD, I WAS ON A SLEEP IN AT WORK!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 21, 09:00:34
    - Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, May 21, 11:06:42
- etc, breed, of.* (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 21, 07:31:51
- Webmaster (n/m) (General Chat) - Bungle, May 21, 05:57:04
  - Blimey I've Prothed it. I mean Weimaraner! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bungle, May 21, 05:57:52
    - 😀😀 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 21, 06:16:26
Villa takeover might get blocked by the authorities (Other Football) - lurd, May 20, 23:10:19
- I'm sure I read somewhere that the Recon group made a huge loss last financial year, (Other Football) - I Am Hoot, May 20, 23:34:13
  - Here it is, he sounds shady as... (Other Football) - I Am Hoot, May 21, 00:22:58
Celtic appoint Rodgers. (NCFC) - avenging canary, May 20, 17:35:32
- Good. Means Neil's safe now (phew) (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 20, 17:40:44
  - Oh yeah was really concerned (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 20, 17:56:54
    - The uncertainly at Man U is still a concern (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 18:04:50
      - I know. What are the updated % chances of Neil becoming the next Man U/PSG boss pls? (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 20, 18:06:22
        
        0% (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 20, 18:07:18
        
        VMT (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 18:23:13
        
        Hopefully we have him tied into a 7 year minimum contract deal by then though (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 20, 18:35:53