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Depressed it is probably their final year of tox dodgery (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Oct 24, 10:10:50
- Tax* (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 24, 10:16:46
- silly boy (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 24, 10:13:03
- I didn't finish repaying my student loans until I was 30. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 10:12:48
  - The gloom of it all is starting to fall into place (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Oct 24, 10:15:02
    - Re: (2) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 10:16:46
      - Still doing my radio show though... ha ha ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Oct 24, 10:18:08
- wonker (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 24, 10:12:13
F.A.O Megson you took the dog v cat thread very seriously yesterday, it made me laugh. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 24, 09:49:19
- cats are shit, end of. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 24, 10:38:00
- The dog v cat thread is like the Severn bore (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 09:57:38
  - Our dog basket blew off the top of our car as we watched the Severn bore once. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 24, 09:59:57
    - my dog blew off once in front of an independent financial advisor (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 24, 10:02:43
      - I blew off due to the strain of picking my dog up in the vets once (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 24, 10:05:28
        
        my brother blew off Tuesday night constantly - the last straw was just as we were (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 24, 10:09:32
    - I saw on QI last night, that the world record for surfing a long time was done on the Seve (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 10:01:08
- I did a bit din't i? (General Chat) - megson, Oct 24, 09:55:28
  - yes but dogs are betterer than cats (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 24, 09:56:51
    - Oh, for cod's hake! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 24, 09:57:45
      - Is there any perchance we could stop it before it kicks off? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 09:58:53
        
        Too late, the catfish is out of the bag! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 24, 09:59:25
        
        Tombs is right, it's trout there now! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 24, 10:00:34
        
        Haddock up to here with this (n/m) (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 24, 10:00:18
        
        Oooooh. Shark at her. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 10:04:22
        
        Your grumpy and tired - why dont you go for a kipper (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellow Ice, Oct 24, 10:02:27
        
        Do you know a plaice I could this? (n/m) (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 24, 10:03:44
        
        Cheer up - don't be so crabby (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 24, 10:00:52
        
        dunno if i wanna be in this plaice, gonna get my skates on and cod off... (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 24, 10:04:44
        
        Whelk, what dd you expect? he needs to see a doctor that lad (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 24, 10:04:12
        
        Huge Manatee. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 10:05:39
        
        oh Roe it doesn't! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 24, 10:06:57
there's a tv show on now that is quite amazing (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 24, 09:45:45
- Another thing that Brooker got spot on... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Oct 24, 09:49:35
  - fantastic surname. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 24, 10:05:42
  - "a greasy bi-toothed, boss-eyed scumball " (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 24, 10:00:27
    - I love the terms 'seacow' and 'baboon' (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Oct 24, 10:10:21
  - *OFF* (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 24, 09:54:45
  - I'm quite looking forward to his Big Brother drama thing. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 09:52:26
    - is that a series or a one-off? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 24, 09:53:08
      - Don't know, actually. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 09:53:22
        
        Series, this reckons. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 09:53:51
        
        looks like it running every night next week (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 24, 09:59:45
        
        What I didn't like about that page was that there were three percentages followed by the (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 24, 10:02:27
        
        I imagine that (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 24, 10:17:58
        
        I imagine that's part of the joke... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 24, 10:18:19
- always full of mongs......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 24, 09:47:46
- Makes you proud to be British, duntet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 09:46:40
Good morning everyone! I got attention of people when I went out yesterday... (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 24, 09:11:39
- the ego has landed (n/m) (NCFC) - foulsham canary, Oct 24, 11:03:29
- You should try Pilches, Dave, its a proper Norwich institution. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 09:29:00
  - C & A's is this 1972 - lol. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 24, 09:41:41
    - It's where all the emos do stunts on wheels. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 09:45:52
      - It is - Pilchards was brillopads, my favourite ship when I was a kidling. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 24, 09:47:40
        
        Did you ever go in the Rendevouz Cafe above TopShops? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 24, 09:58:32
        
        yes & I also use to go in the Littlewoods coffee shop & put sugar in the salt (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 24, 10:07:29
        
        We used to go in a underground cafe beneath opposite Jarroldses. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 10:00:15
        
        yep - and The Crypt under St Andrew's Hall (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 24, 10:04:01
        
        Loads of Norwich is underground. I'd love to be allowed to have a proper look around (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 10:09:02
  - I can think of a more appropriate institution (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 24, 09:37:10
  - Is it the one near Jarrolds? (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 24, 09:33:04
    - It is Jarrolds (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Oct 24, 10:04:18
    - They do (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Oct 24, 09:46:09
    - Yep, Brom says so. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 09:37:53
      - mine came from (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 24, 09:49:30
  - Where River Island used to be, next to Jarrolds (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Oct 24, 09:32:48
- Mark and Spence (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 09:26:22
  - I mean Mark and Spencer (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 24, 09:27:54
    - Is Miss Spelling your girlfriend. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 24, 09:42:25
    - miss-spelling. (NCFC) - shoddy, Oct 24, 09:38:44
- OH MINE DAVID! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 24, 09:14:42
  - Oh can't believe i am a cere but even result not going to our way (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 24, 09:19:36
    - a cere? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 24, 09:27:50
    - you didn't last year. you MOANED ALL THE TIME (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Oct 24, 09:25:20
      - Moaned all the time = proper Norridge fan. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 09:29:40
      - Oh really? I think I was frustrating about I can't go to training (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 24, 09:28:30
        
        name dropping again! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 24, 09:47:05
        
        Name dropping is a bad habit (NCFC) - foulsham canary, Oct 24, 11:05:50
FFS-Absolute Radio (n/m) (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Oct 24, 09:06:20
- Try Again-I Said, FFS, Absolute Radio... (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Oct 24, 09:08:36
  - soma fm (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 09:32:04
  - somafm (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 24, 09:12:50
    - i like collins and mcoanies or whatever they are called (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 24, 09:18:29
  - Radio Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 24, 09:09:22
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin One (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 24, 00:03:28
- keep it tight and up all night with this leather cock ring (n/m) (NCFC) - bebisatwat, Oct 24, 10:35:16
- Speed boat. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 09:38:37
- ... it's a beautiful teasmade (n/m) (NCFC) - phelans tash, Oct 24, 00:09:37
  - iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin two (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 24, 08:42:48
    - A sybian (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 24, 08:56:13
    - A fabulous corby trouser press (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 24, 08:55:39
    - A stylish carriage clock (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 24, 08:50:27
      - iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin three (NCFC) - megson, Oct 24, 09:00:59
        
        Let's check that with Bully.... (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 24, 09:05:23
        
        a microwave oven (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 24, 09:04:16
        
        iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin four (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 24, 09:07:09
        
        "...you'll never fork-get Bullseye ... with this 24 piece cutlrery set" (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 24, 09:07:36
        
        For that little tyke!, It's a BMX bike!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 24, 09:19:34
        
        Fed up with shagging the Mrs? It's one of these!! (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 24, 09:34:44
Lita (NCFC) - Nicola_Sacco, Oct 23, 17:23:30
- Yeah, big one. If he wants to go back to Reading after his one-month here (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 17:30:00
  - he doesnt want to go back, he wants to leave reading (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 23, 17:41:38
    - Isnt he available on a free transfer in the summer? (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Oct 23, 18:41:38
      - You knows qpr are gonna come knocking though :( (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 23, 18:45:09
    - see what he does over next few games imo-before tuesday people were wondering if he any go (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 23, 17:44:51
      - i think hes great, he's exactly what we need at the moment (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 23, 17:48:02
        
        so do i,but he needs to do it again! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 23, 17:52:13
  - I guess it depends if Coppel still wants him.. (NCFC) - Nicola_Sacco, Oct 23, 17:35:25
  - also, as stated further down, we have bugger all money (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Oct 23, 17:31:52
The Scrimmage (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Oct 23, 16:35:29
- What? No XXL? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 23, 17:54:32
  - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 23, 17:56:56
- its always him or dave stringer,darren eadie ,goss or greg downs! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 23, 17:28:58
  - Duke of York was on the other week (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 23, 17:29:38
    - missed that 1 (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 23, 17:34:19
      - you may have heard it (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 23, 17:35:47
- Nope - they are Chris Sutton & Chris Lakey.... n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Oct 23, 17:14:07
- Cathy Dennis. int she from norwich? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Oct 23, 16:48:06
  - Catty Dennies (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 23, 17:01:48
  - Yes. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 16:49:03
    - She's written a book (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Oct 23, 17:20:29
      - In that case "She writ a book", not "She's written a book" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 17:23:10
- Glad I don't listen to it (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Oct 23, 16:46:30
- That's me not listening then (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 23, 16:44:43
my colleague just told me that her vet told her (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 23, 15:40:09
- tell your colleague to stop letting her kids eat cat poo (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 16:01:46
- My dogs have an annual anti-worm injection. Unfortunately (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 15:44:39
- Not strictly true. (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Oct 23, 15:44:38
  - ^^^ Toxoplasmosis (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 15:48:58
  - dog poo isn't good either (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 15:48:38
    - Dogs don't poo in the kitchen though which is a baby's and pregnant woman's favourite room (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 15:51:42
      - no but children pick it up in parks and go blind (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 16:01:30
        
        Why would they do that? And why would they just pick up dog poo and not cat poo? Why don't (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 16:04:29
        
        I don't know (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 16:12:12
        
        They might have gone feral (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 16:16:38
        
        were you ever tempted to pick up white dog pooh because you thought it might be (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 16:05:27
        
        Strange to be tempted to do that, but if you saw a lump of chalk you would leave it (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 16:07:29
      - Mine does sometimes:-( (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 15:53:21
    - Exactly, which is why ^^^^^^ (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 15:51:18
    - Dog poo is brilliant (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 15:49:58
      - ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 15:50:30
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 15:50:17
  - Trouble with cat s**T is, it doesn't decompose. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 15:47:06
- sounds odd (n/m) (General Chat) - revsimon, Oct 23, 15:44:38
- shouldnt all cats go outside? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 15:42:47
  - No (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Oct 23, 15:46:17
    - 'Indoor cats' - it's an animal, of course it should go outside. It's not healthy for (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 15:49:39
      - Our cat is 'indoor' for various reasons (General Chat) - megson, Oct 23, 16:10:36
      - I'm not saying either is right or wrong but (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Oct 23, 15:54:50
        
        Jesus! what a load of rubbish - Reasons for cats being kept inside: traffic, poison, (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 15:57:17
        
        which would explain why so many of them are killed by cars i spose. (n/m) (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Oct 23, 16:02:01
        
        They don't do it again though do they? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 16:07:54
        
        My brother and sister-in-law have 1 indoor cat and 3 outdoor cats. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 15:56:06
      - Err, Goldfish???? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 15:51:40
        
        goldfish are better than cats....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 15:54:04
        
        And they rarely get run over by cars (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 15:54:41
        
        My goldfish, Delia, eats her own poo. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 15:54:34
        
        God, don't tell that to Selwyn out of context or there will be a new song in the Barclay (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 15:55:20
        
        "Delia Delia eat your poo, Delia eat your poo" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 15:56:48
        
        and then..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 15:56:12
        
        Are you saying that goldfish are meant to be kept indoors, like some sort of prisoner? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 15:52:45
        
        They should be kept in the toilet. That way they can come and go as they please (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 15:54:26
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 15:55:58
    - thats just cruel......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 15:49:30
  - They should all fuck off, that's what they should all do. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 15:46:05
  - as I've previously posted on here (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 15:44:52
    - I first saw that in France. Some bloke was standing there with a lead, which went all the (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 15:50:57
      - genuine lol. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 16:02:32
    - That is *so* College Road it hurts. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 15:49:37
      - College Rd actually seems to be the main cat toilet in Norwich! Need a shotgun here... (n/m) (General Chat) - woody, Oct 23, 17:26:58
      - they are designer cats (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 15:53:00
        
        Some pedigree cats are georgeous. I give you (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 15:59:20
        
        ... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 16:03:06
        
        Well yes, although not sure of the relevance. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 16:07:17
        
        they look the same. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 16:07:53
        
        Ah (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 16:14:50
        
        Vermin (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 16:00:23
    - that is wrong. (n/m) (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Oct 23, 15:47:32
    - very wrong........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 15:46:32
  - yes (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 15:43:21
- My Nans best friend said.... (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Oct 23, 15:41:57
  - "That Granson o yorn is a t**T" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 15:45:17
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Oct 23, 15:46:04
to change the subject (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Oct 23, 15:27:14
- I've seen him do some very funny stuff on youtube...let us know how it is! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Oct 23, 15:35:19
- My dogs try to muller the hoover. They also try to muller (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 15:34:22
  - the verb "to muller"....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 15:35:57
  - Not unless it's got one of those circuit breakers on it (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 15:35:31
    - It's an enjin one! (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 15:41:57
- interesting enough...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 15:29:36
  - I have a hoover washing machine which freaks me right out (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 15:43:19
    - yes, i had one too...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 15:44:47
      - Oh, mine is rather good, even though it is a washer-dryer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 15:46:28
        
        Mine is too. Was recomended it by the repair man who was unable (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 15:49:17
        
        good question...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 15:52:41
        
        They do brilliant marine engineering (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 16:02:48
        
        their biggest industry........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 16:05:20
  - Even more interestingly (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 15:36:11
    - no irony is when you make your clothes crease-free (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 15:41:05
    - Irony is where the literal meaning of something is different or even opposite to the impli (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 15:40:09
      - That's mightly close to sarcasm though (n/m) (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 23, 15:43:47
    - I'm sure....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 15:37:22
      - It's a feckin good bit of design though. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 15:39:34
        
        I know..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 15:41:36
  - Plain. Milk chocolate isn't chocolate. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 15:35:15
  - no it's a Vax in the style of a Dyson refered to as "The Hoover" (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Oct 23, 15:32:41
  - caramel digestive (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 15:32:38
  - plain, plain, plain. Milk chocolate - yuck. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 15:30:24
    - ^^^^^^Rippa!!!!!^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 15:36:54
I could be wrong, but I get the distinct impression that CC is (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 15:21:11
- what, anyone else...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 15:23:29
  - Not entirely sure what Blair has got to do with Socialism? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 15:31:24
    - what about........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 15:33:04
      - .... (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 15:37:48
      - if he invited me to a piss up at number 10 i'd go (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 15:35:28
        
        I'd go too..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 15:38:37
        
        But he wouldn't, he dunt live there no more (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 15:38:14
        
        no he lives in Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 15:39:12
  - No Socialist worth his Krug thought Blair was any cop. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 15:24:31
- Which one ? Caley, Chelts, Colin, (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 15:22:12
  - .... (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 15:24:25
  - camcan ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 15:22:26
- no I'm not (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 15:22:03
  - I'm bloody not either (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Oct 23, 15:24:17
Out of all of this I feel sorry for Caley canary who is only just home from the match (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 15:11:47
- lol. I think we need Brom to clear this one up (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 23, 15:19:33
  - What? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Oct 23, 15:51:42
- That's the luck of the draw with wrath though intut? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 15:13:34
  - Today has been the best day on the wrath for at least a day. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 15:18:29
    - fucking hate socialist cats. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 15:20:13
- From people who NEVER go to games. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 15:12:25
  - Poor bugger will never go to a game again (n/m) (NCFC) - Flying Canary, Oct 23, 15:15:14
  - wrath of the pets r us. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 15:15:07
  - and irrelevant comments from people who own neither dogs nor cats (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 15:13:25
people who own dogs (NCFC) - dear prudence, Oct 23, 14:31:44
- yes, free thinkers, scatty old lesbians, spinsters (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 23, 14:59:51
- Dogs are vile (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Oct 23, 14:49:55
- Always preferred a sweet li'l pussy to a big old dog personally (n/m) (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Oct 23, 14:37:45
- What a load of shit (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 23, 14:34:22
  - Dogs indeed do produce a load of shit, causing diseases in children's playgrounds etc. (NCFC) - dear prudence, Oct 23, 14:41:31
    - Cat shit gives you toxoplasmosis, which is very harmful to pregnant ladies (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 14:48:42
      - this is true, and i did all the cleaning of the litter tray when Mrs Abat was preggers (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 14:51:02
        
        That proves that cats are shit - 9 months + & it still can't work out that it (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 14:54:07
        
        Make the cat shit outside, it's far more healthy (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:51:47
        
        she's old and set in her ways (the cat that is) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 14:55:15
        
        I've never understood why people let their pets shit inside. It's not right. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:57:13
        
        ah but you clean it, you don't let the shit sit there, that is gross (NCFC) - megson, Oct 23, 15:01:03
        
        Why inside though? Inside the house where you live? Right inside it, in the kitchen where (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 15:02:32
        
        look at it from the cat's point of view though (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 15:09:12
        
        That's no reason is it though? Plus when you have a scooby it (if you're lucky) goes (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 15:12:33
        
        of course it's a reason (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 15:15:58
        
        I don't and they don't, they know there's big water there now. Plus next door's shitarse (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 15:19:39
        
        Did you pretend to be upset, whilst secretly stifling the strong urge to chortle ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 15:20:53
        
        Mrs mbk said 'perhaps you will get some of your life back, I've never known anyone's life (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 15:22:53
        
        Had Mrs MBK had 3 bottles of Merlot beforehand ?!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 15:45:38
        
        Sometimes it is a bit toffee though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 15:14:30
        
        Point taken, but i shit inside, in my toilet and then flush it down the loo, (NCFC) - megson, Oct 23, 15:07:18
        
        Question not answered. "Why do people let cats shit inside their houses?" (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 15:09:42
        
        When we had a cat, it never shit inside the house. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 15:15:09
        
        Cats vomming is rank but well funny. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 15:16:20
        
        lol - agree totally, all cats are good for is a good kick up there stupet aresholes that (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 14:59:02
        
        Yeah. In your garden. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 14:53:31
    - No most dogs own Ipshit fans actually. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 14:46:48
      - Mine fucking well don't (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 14:51:03
    - Myth. The cats that shit in my garden do not bury it. They flick it about and then hire (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:43:29
      - that's because they've taken a personal dislike to you (NCFC) - dear prudence, Oct 23, 14:46:22
        
        They don't know it's my lawn do they? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:48:04
        
        A spy cat probably did tell them. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 14:49:56
        
        "..and this is?" (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:50:58
        
        the mouse police never sleep (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Oct 23, 14:50:54
  - Dog Lover (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 23, 14:34:47
- What a load of bollocks (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:32:26
  - dog indeed lick their bollocks generally before planting a sloppy kiss on their owners (NCFC) - dear prudence, Oct 23, 14:43:18
    - lol preposchoorus (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:44:03
  - Dog Lover (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 23, 14:34:41
I like cats and dogs (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 14:17:09
- Next-door's sister's dog did a big woof up at Mrs AB yesterday morning and frit her right (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 14:51:03
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:55:14
- ha ha (General Chat) - shoddy, Oct 23, 14:30:53
  - That's funny. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 23, 14:36:29
    - Optimus Prime, great name! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 23, 14:38:01
      - Not Galvatron (n/m) (General Chat) - A Pervert Brags, Oct 23, 14:39:51
- I like neither (n/m) (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 23, 14:28:27
- me too. (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Oct 23, 14:21:18
  - Three cats?!?!?! (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 14:26:03
    - I've never seen them with a goat. (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Oct 23, 14:33:24
      - BUT THREE (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 14:45:28
        
        Three cats is a big step along the road to wearing a lot of tie-dye, playing the harp (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 14:52:25
        
        I think I'd like to be Wiccan, but without the cats. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:53:52
        
        There's a joke in there. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 14:55:45
        
        yes, and like any good Daily Mail fact it's not true. (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Oct 23, 14:51:15
        
        It's not a Daily Mail fact, It's a wrath fact. (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 14:56:43
      - ^^^^^^^^^ Yes, same for me. (General Chat) - megson, Oct 23, 14:36:53
        
        I don't know our kitten would be in the running for that place (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Oct 23, 14:41:21
      - Stephen Hawking is more intelligent than Anna Friel. Which would you prefer ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 14:34:50
        
        erm, Stephen Hawking for any science stuff and Anna Friel for any sex stuff (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Oct 23, 14:39:41
    - Because they're great. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 14:27:45
- so do I. (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 14:20:36
  - All dogs are ridiculous. That's why they are so cool. And when I say cool I mean (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 14:22:46
FAO MBK as it's been too long since you done a survey i shall treat this as one (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 13:59:22
- mine (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 14:19:22
- FAO MBK, my responses (General Chat) - megson, Oct 23, 14:17:19
- But... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:03:53
  - have you ever asked 'frail old lady' (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 14:06:00
    - She ran a plush hotel for homeless cats with ensuite boxes to toilet in and free food. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:07:07
      - which was all part of a secret government experiment (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 14:08:41
        
        ..although she didn't know that initially. Once she found out, she killed everyone in the (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:18:56
        
        I'm gonna take the cat down the King's on Saturday. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 14:27:02
        
        It won't make it within a mile. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:28:36
        
        It's getting a taxi. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 14:29:49
        
        See above (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:30:07
        
        How will you know? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 14:32:23
        
        New Lakenham is well-prepared for this sort of thing. Sod Neighbourhood Watch or (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:34:15
        
        No it won't, you great la-la. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 14:36:29
        
        I'm not bothered, you'll be the one with sickening fur clumps on your hands. I'll be (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:38:44
        
        Why didn't you say? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 14:41:14
        
        Not sure - is M doing before and after, or just after? A said he might do both. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:45:21
        
        M? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 14:46:37
        
        M Bay (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:48:38
        
        We'll only be after, I think. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 15:03:48
        
        Super. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 15:04:56
        
        Is that like Bomb bay? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 14:49:37
        
        No (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:50:11
        
        I dunno, you er, guy! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 14:52:27
I like mouses because: (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:18:02
- I like wild birds because i met Bill Oddies once (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:38:30
  - I like wild birds as well, but it has been a while. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:44:25
    - That's because you did a wedding. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:47:22
      - Is she also Videodrome Debbie Harry tits ? Cos if he is that sounds OK. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:48:35
        
        I mean *SHE*. Honestly. No, really. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:48:53
    - That's because you did a wedding. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:47:21
      - Yes, I believe you are right. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:48:09
      - Celebrate, celebration time, c'mon! me gone done quack! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:47:52
        
        Why do we call it a quack, when a quack is the least echoey thing ever ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:50:23
        
        It's not in an Australian opal mine. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:52:19
  - I like dogs because they come across as a bit stupid. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:41:51
    - they dew an all, dutt thee (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:44:52
    - I think I maybe canine. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:43:13
      - lol, me too (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:44:02
  - You seem to have lost the ability to spell Small... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:39:59
    - I met him before he turned into a massive thing (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:42:48
      - Yeah, but that's cos they're shit... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:45:22
        
        Or evolution didn't account for 7.5m shitarses in one country (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:51:57
- I like Trilobites (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 13:28:45
  - Aren't woodlices trilobytes? If so you see them if you have a shed or a rotting post. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:30:03
  - You see them in rocks in Derbyshire a lot. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 13:29:24
    - Stephen Bywater likes them. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:30:34
      - There's a joke just waiting to be released there but I dunt understand what it is... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:32:51
        
        nor me (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:33:38
- Mice creep around your house and run across your face as you sleep... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:25:53
  - Earwigs crawl into your skull and have a stir-fry of your brain. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 13:27:46
  - hmmm. What are some of the reasons you like a certain type of animal or insect? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:26:32
    - I quite like Pythons, Mrs Loj likes sucking the venom out of them. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:34:56
      - Wha-hey! (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:40:24
        
        thats actually like a really really big fib. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:42:08
        
        Yes, but it amoosed me as a classic double entendre hence the wha-hey (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:44:24
        
        What about cocks? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:44:14
        
        she prefers standard old hens, she generally leaves my cock well alone. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:45:48
- Mouses do try to wear bras... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:23:29
  - I think that scenario has been engineered by humans. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:24:30
- i like cats (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 13:22:33
  - oh - that was a tad waspish. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:23:45
- My mouse's nipple only goes one way at the moment (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 13:19:13
  - Augmented Pointing Breast (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:26:28
  - hmmm. What are some of the reasons you like a certain type of animal or insect? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:22:11
    - Usually taste. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 13:27:03
      - What about a dog, or say a wasp? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:32:11
        
        Haven't got time right now. Dogging's more of a weekend thing for me. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 13:37:09
        
        ^^^A Pervert Brags^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:38:17
        
        Finally someone got my actual initials! (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 13:42:10
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:43:51
      - top posting. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:30:00
- I like cats, because one of them ate Siegfried and Roy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 13:18:53
T-Shirt (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:10:35
- That's just a second-rate version of the "HCUK (6)" t-shirt that all the hep cats are wear (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 13:16:36
  - Oh yeah... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:18:09
    - ^^^ = you don't like Huckerby. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 13:20:19
      - I love D Hucks, maybe in a bumming way, I'd have to see... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:23:09
        
        There's no squirming out of it, Huckerby Hater. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 13:26:02
        
        I think you'll find I'm the *biggest* Huckerby fan on here... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:29:42
- reckon....... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 13:12:34
If you fancy buying a skinned rabbit from the butchers (General Chat) - harry boulders, Oct 23, 13:03:22
- If he asks you if you would like the trunk & tusks for gravy flavouring (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:07:56
- "Shitarse is dead, shitarse is dead, whoa, whoa" (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:04:42
  - I don't like you sometimes (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:17:03
    - Your experience of cats is totally different to mine. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:19:26
      - you'd like mine (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:36:05
        
        Not sure (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:40:22
  - Mice on the rise, mice on the rise whoa, whoa that's not so good (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:07:37
    - Mouses are lush. My mum goes on the table if there is one. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:08:48
      - Lush is wrong. Mice are wrong. They're on the Death Bus 2008 (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:10:42
        
        When I got in last night (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:16:41
        
        was it a mouse going to a fancy dress party or could it have been a bird going (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:25:11
        
        it didn't get there though (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:32:35
        
        that was a confused bat (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 13:23:42
        
        Maybe it was a birdmouse. These are new and your cat probably killed one of the first ones (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:21:43
        
        Sort of like a 7 bird roast (or whatever the quantity is) but using all animals instead... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:19:23
        
        There could be a whole product range there (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:24:38
        
        Henry the VIIIth used to eat a swan with a partridge in it with a lark in it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 13:28:03
        
        ... (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:29:19
        
        Hugh Fearnley-Tara-Palmer-Whittingstall did one (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:48:39
        
        "Step one: Boning the turkey:" (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:50:32
        
        Sweet Lord. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 13:40:43
        
        Having just forwarded that link to Mrs re Crimble... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:35:24
        
        they used to have a stall at Borough Market (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:37:13
        
        Yeah. Wrapping it all in a swan was just Henry VIIIth showing off becuase he could. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 13:30:53
        
        Grrr. Becuase is the typo I do most and like least. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 13:32:29
        
        I'm not sure about swan (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:32:14
        
        Yet creative (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:19:04
Dunt like The Guardian, dunt like France, love 80s 'music'... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:01:42
- You played a Run DMC choon at your wedding. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:07:18
  - We had I'm a Firestarter, twisted Firestarter played at our reception. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 13:11:05
    - i don't know what was played at my wedding (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 13:18:09
      - Co-incidence - I was leaning on the bar mostly too (although that bar was in the same room (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 13:22:53
  - wedding list or not...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 13:09:55
  - My brother played Run DMC... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:09:31
- Yeah you Daily Mail reading, Francophobic, 80's ist. Grrrr. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 23, 13:05:09
  - As mentioned further down this board, you can reeeeaally see why they hate you (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:06:36
    - me or jafski? confoodled! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 13:07:41
      - jafski... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:12:24
        
        your "poor judgement..." (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 13:13:20
        
        Normally, yes, you'd have a point, but its me here doing the judging and I'm never wrong.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:16:46
        
        thats The Judge's" job, not a panda's. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 13:59:01
      - He means me. I can take it. ** cries quietly ** (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 23, 13:12:11
Gregs (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 12:55:15
- You knows it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 13:00:08
- Greggs (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 12:56:23
- Yep (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 12:55:50
  - I thought Gregory Peck was rhyming slang for neck as in "Get that down your Gregory" (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 23, 13:01:27
    - That might not be why they hate you. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 13:02:23
      - Agreed... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:03:39
        
        Crikey, really? (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 13:05:46
        
        He's dead now mate... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:10:03
        
        Yeah I know, wondered if you asked him before he died. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 13:45:44
        
        Not you as well Dad. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 23, 13:05:41
Going back to the "Modern Football is Rubbish" theme that we like to sip into occasionally (Other Football) - jafski, Oct 23, 12:10:47
- The article is really badly written...and that first response quite the opposite! (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Oct 23, 12:20:33
  - typical guardian...... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 12:25:01
    - Surely it's to do with Cole playing for Chelsea, Wemblers is in London, other London team (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 12:27:37
  - That's what you get when you let women write articles about football (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Oct 23, 12:24:49
    - Richard Littlejohn is a cunt of the highest order (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Oct 23, 12:26:49
      - wrong wrong worng wrong! (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 12:29:47
      - If I could, without censure, kill one person for the benefit of the rest of the world. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 12:29:08
        
        I've posted this before, but it makes me laugh, so here it is again. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 23, 12:33:45
        
        What about Mandela? (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Oct 23, 12:33:22
        
        should be free by now...... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 12:45:23
        
        i'd put Murdoch above him (Other Football) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 12:31:44
        
        Good call. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 12:35:06
        
        surely...... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 12:31:37
        
        Hang fucking on a second. Paxman? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 12:46:48
        
        due to... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 12:47:56
        
        Well, if I was Paxman, I'd probably be quite smug too. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 12:52:35
        
        err..... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 12:55:13
        
        I guess I'm just saying that on the spectrum of Evil (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 13:14:57
        
        I read the Guardian (Other Football) - CB41, Oct 23, 12:59:34
        
        me too (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 13:02:31
        
        me too, I'm a wet, lefty, liberal, tree-hugging ponce-hippy (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:10:08
        
        yes...... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 13:08:52
        
        I think the Independent is regarded as the trendier than thou publication... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:14:38
        
        I read that too. Surely the fact that I read either means that (Other Football) - CB41, Oct 23, 13:51:41
        
        How dare you put Paxman amongst those miscreants (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Oct 23, 12:35:00
        
        i dare. (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 12:47:21
        
        As Stephen Fry said, what's the definition of countryside? (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 12:35:00
        
        I like University Challenge so no, JP stays away from the Death Bus (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 12:44:03
        
        No. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 12:32:13
        
        yes (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 12:33:14
        
        Charlie Brooker on Littlejohn...... (Other Football) - jafski, Oct 23, 12:31:29
        
        Have you ever seen that Stewart Lee skit about Littlejohn? (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 23, 12:35:45
        
        He did that as part of his routine at the Playhouse this year, very funny night. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Oct 23, 12:41:38
        
        is that from the 'Judging a book by its cover' piece? (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 12:33:02
        
        That's the one. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Oct 23, 12:34:37
        
        charlie brooker........ (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 12:32:34
would it be hugely innappropriate for me to get some slight tentage at the possibility of (NCFC) - lmc, Oct 23, 12:02:20
- One swallow doesn't make a summer and all that (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 12:20:05
  - ^^^ Yes. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 12:21:49
    - After it ended I wanted to post "Where are all the people who stayed at home now?" (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 23, 12:26:25
      - Did you go? You should have come and done a beer. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 12:34:07
        
        No, I was at home. I've just moved, though, so I don't have the internet right now. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 23, 12:38:02
        
        You should make an effort to do a Kings after a game sometime. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 12:47:25
      - considering the blubbing that went on on here on Monday (on) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 12:30:01
  - Welcome to supporting a football club. :>) (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 23, 12:21:10
- shame Chris Brown left (NCFC) - inutero, Oct 23, 12:15:08
- thers more chance of getting ched back in january i reckon (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 23, 12:13:30
- I would have thought it unlikely given the lack of available pottage for to have a piss in (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 12:04:56
  - *Moores (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 12:07:50
    - Duh. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 12:09:44
  - something like that (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Oct 23, 12:05:58
- permanent ? Should think they would want more than a packet of crisps for him. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 12:03:46
  - Contract out end of the season though (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 23, 12:04:35
    - reading really dont want him do they, coppell must hate him (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Oct 23, 12:05:26
      - Not like they're having a problem scoring goals though is it? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 12:07:34
        
        yeah true, i should think all 23 champs clubs would take LL before you could say dodgy HT (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Oct 23, 12:09:37
        
        if West Brom are interested in him though (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 12:09:27
        
        Best we can hope for at the moment is to have him until Dec 31st (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 23, 12:11:40
        
        Yep. All looks very unlikely, eh? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 12:10:22
Would it not make sense.. (NCFC) - bowfront1, Oct 23, 11:46:13
- Just imagine the boost it would give us all if we (NCFC) - bowfront1, Oct 23, 11:56:42
  - Are people going a bit rosy-gregged in remembering Hucks' last two years with us? Or did I (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 12:10:08
    - OK he wasn't the player he was but he was better than (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 23, 12:16:25
    - Scored some hugely important goals to keep us in the division! (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Oct 23, 12:15:38
      - He scored five last season, at least two of those were in losses at the end of the season. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 12:24:53
  - he wouldnt play though, GR wouldnt have any of that would he?! (NCFC) - lmc, Oct 23, 12:04:28
    - No, surely not. One thing to invite him into training in his off-season, (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 12:09:27
      - Glenn would NEVER admit he is wrong (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Oct 23, 12:16:06
    - I heard he's going on loan to AC Milan (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 12:06:22
      - no, thats ian henderson (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Oct 23, 12:10:23
- I very much doubt we are paying anything towards his wages. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 23, 11:51:23
  - i think we have to pay at least 50% (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 12:01:37
    - i don't see any point in him being here, esp with doc back (NCFC) - lmc, Oct 23, 12:07:27
      - Clingan would be 6th (or maybe 5th ahead of Drury) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 12:12:50
- 5K per week? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 11:49:48
  - Really - shocking value for money, is it not? (n/m) (NCFC) - bowfront1, Oct 23, 11:51:58
    - How you know he's on that? (NCFC) - pants, Oct 23, 11:55:24
      - Spurs first teamers on 3m a year so not unreasonable to assume reserves on 250k (NCFC) - bowfront1, Oct 23, 11:59:54
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 11:53:39
- He's gone, it's over (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 23, 11:47:03
XXL has loads more friends on facebooks than I do. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 11:38:01
- Yeah, but you've got me. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 11:39:40
  - year, but you've got me. (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 23, 11:48:11
    - I know, and I'm proper honoured, like. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 11:49:38
      - i'm deffinately going to FCR on saturday (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 23, 11:55:28
I should leave in 10 minutes time... (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 11:27:50
- Be careful, you might get mobbed in the street after being on local TV! (n/m) (NCFC) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Oct 23, 11:42:38
- watch out M&S and the canary store in the mall....! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 11:30:51
  - On The Mall City! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 11:31:14
    - Never Mind the Stranger (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 11:33:39
    - ON MIN!!! (nm) (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 11:32:37
Could be WW2 but with all the XXL bashing, I've gone blind. - Steve Coppel is up for (NCFC) - songwriter81, Oct 23, 11:05:36
- "I was thinking about doing a full cartwheel after one of the goals" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 11:11:44
  - Joke Judge in front of us did do one and ended up two rows in front, quite near Jelly John (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 11:16:44
    - Jelly John thought he was thrown out for inciting a diet, he is layin low probably in the (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 11:23:42
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 11:34:21
  - It was right in front of me.. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 11:14:31
- which XXL was trying to tell us earlier (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 11:07:06
I've just seen the XXL, Holty & Drury pics on XXL's facebook, and it think it bear repeati (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 10:58:41
- I would say Gary and Adam knows about me well before I come to Norwich in Sep 2002 (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 11:08:31
  - their wives will be pleased to know (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 11:09:40
  - Having sex with troublemakers can be fun though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 11:09:13
    - I would say if have sex with other woman, and troublemaker... (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 11:21:07
    - I'm a trouble maker (NCFC) - Flying Canary, Oct 23, 11:12:49
    - Good point. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 11:10:05
- Struggling to see what the hostility to XXL16 is all about (NCFC) - Flying Canary, Oct 23, 11:07:01
  - Some people doubtless remember last year (NCFC) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Oct 23, 11:12:25
    - and mentioned something about iwan breaking his legs once (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 11:13:16
      - The age old misinterpret what he means gag. Fantastic (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 23, 11:30:19
        
        what did he say then? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 11:34:33
  - Me too (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 11:09:25
    - and cats (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 11:10:10
    - Oi! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 11:10:05
      - Yes, but we don't care. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 11:11:27
  - jealousy of course! (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 11:07:40
    - That is part of it... (NCFC) - Brom, Oct 23, 11:09:33
      - I am obsessive with football (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 11:13:21
      - plenty of 30+ blokes enjoy star wars conventions (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 11:10:46
        
        It's alright SCC, you'll be 30+ soon and can join in! (n/m) (NCFC) - Declan, Oct 23, 11:16:47
        
        fa cup 3rd round day (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 11:18:09
        
        Whatever it is, I think it's best Foushalm Canary avoids the celebrations (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 23, 11:21:31
        
        that would be fantastic (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 11:22:19
        
        Do you know we got to the Semis? (NCFC) - Flying Canary, Oct 23, 11:19:30
        
        or i'll go and meet obi wan instead (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 11:18:57
- Yes, and the real shame is that his behaviour deserves praise (NCFC) - megson, Oct 23, 11:05:34
- Maybe he actually likes him (n/m) (NCFC) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Oct 23, 11:04:36
  - Get away. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 11:13:00
- he's his biggest fan tho alan (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 11:00:49
  - ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Oct 23, 11:03:53
Is UEFA Cup LIVE on Five tonight and what's the schedule? (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 10:44:52
- Try some English food for a change, the fish and chips at Cromer are nice (n/m) (NCFC) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Oct 23, 10:47:25
  - fry ups, fish and chips, a cuppa tea and a read of the sun/mirror/comic of choice (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Oct 23, 10:55:03
- Try this site (NCFC) - pants, Oct 23, 10:47:15
  - THANKS IT'S HELP! (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 10:56:44
- Look here: (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 10:45:42
Message for David Lee - Hong Kong (General Chat) - south, Oct 23, 10:19:14
- I will go to Mark & Spencer later today, to buy some chewing gums for my girlfriend (General Chat) - XXL16, Oct 23, 10:41:34
  - They are not chewing gum, they are condoms. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 11:00:03
  - That's it - treat her like a ladeeeeeeeeeeee (n/m) (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 23, 10:53:05
    - What more could a lady expect as a gift from the other side of the world than (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 10:54:57
  - What DVD? XXX or XXL? (n/m) (General Chat) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Oct 23, 10:46:04
- Am I the only one who never has a clue what he is on about? (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 10:26:03
  - I am on the first floor actually (General Chat) - XXL16, Oct 23, 10:42:44
    - Go! Go! Go! (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:44:40
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 10:45:27
  - he's the board equivalent of the bloke on the roundybout that shouts at cars (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:27:09
    - Near where my friend lives in Preston, there is an old dear (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 10:29:30
      - There's one of them on the 1067 sort of between Drayton and Taverham. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 10:31:29
        
        Is that near the squashed pigeon or the squashed baby yeti? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 10:34:18
        
        I think they're nearer Lenwade, where the dinosaurs are. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 10:37:00
        
        chicken roundabout bun-gay is top draw mental (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:38:30
        
        When bird flu was about.. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 10:40:04
        
        Is that the one that still has loads of chickenses on it? Saw it on the way to Latitude. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 10:42:02
        
        Yes. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 10:42:52
        
        Jesus, it's got it's own site! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 10:43:48
        
        That is now one of the best things in my life. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 10:45:02
        
        Norfolk is fucking brilliant, isn't it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 10:47:58
        
        ..and it's got a leaning postbox (near a City headline) (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 10:48:36
        
        hare (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 10:48:49
        
        I've seen him, maybe he's a carspotter (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 10:32:34
        
        I haven't seen him for the last few journeys though - I hope he hasn't gone dead. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 10:33:59
      - i think she may be mental (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:30:47
        
        Whatever makes you think that? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 10:32:55
        
        Or tripping. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 10:31:36
        
        doing well to fund that level of addiction at ninety then (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:32:54
        
        Doesn't have to cost much - you can make it from the mould on a Ryvita if you know what yo (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 10:39:08
        
        Don't think acid is particularly addictive, just really good fun. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 10:35:30
        
        I'm the living proof it's good for you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 10:38:44
        
        erm... (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 10:43:02
        
        i had a really bad experience once on sherbet bonbons which put me off acid drops for ever (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:37:46
    - Marigolds (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 10:27:48
      - ... (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 10:28:50
        
        Aah - not dead then. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 10:29:50
      - job opportunity knocks (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:28:49
        
        It would waste a lot of my time. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 10:30:08
- Live and let live (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 23, 10:24:48
  - kill everything (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:25:29
    - There could be lots of them (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 10:33:34
- When was the last time you went on Holiday? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Oct 23, 10:20:26
  - august actually (n/m) (General Chat) - south, Oct 23, 10:21:49
    - Where did you go? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Oct 23, 10:22:48
      - north Wales (General Chat) - south, Oct 23, 10:23:18
        
        Have you done much travelling? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Oct 23, 10:26:46
        
        far more when I was single (General Chat) - south, Oct 23, 11:05:54
        
        2 of them aren't called that now (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 11:16:00
        
        shows how long ago it was (General Chat) - south, Oct 23, 11:25:09
      - north (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:23:17
        
        bingo (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:23:36
        
        i am impressed (n/m) (General Chat) - south, Oct 23, 10:24:44
        
        powers of deduction old boy (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:26:09
Anyone know which B&B XXL is staying at? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:13:32
- What do you want to do? (n/m) (n/m) (General Chat) - XXL16, Oct 23, 10:43:15
- Marlborough (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Oct 23, 10:38:11
- Isn't it across the rud from the Coach and Horses? (General Chat) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Oct 23, 10:15:10
  - CHB is fab. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 10:16:28
- yes, it's Marlborough House (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 10:14:59
  - Full night-time-ops camo, zip wire onto the roof from building opposite, (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 10:18:13
    - 30 minutes in the stress position and hell be shitting facts and figures (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:20:35
  - I am going to lay up outside in the bushes until darkness comes (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:16:26
    - Bukkake? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 10:17:18
First game of the season for me this saturday, cant wait. (NCFC) - samcd84, Oct 23, 10:11:30
- new pub on riverside is good.... The Mathew Gibson Arms (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 10:34:43
- The Fuckwit and Firkin (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 23, 10:19:26
- Kings Arms, Hall Road, Bristol (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:18:08
  - The Otter in Rayleigh (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 10:23:33
- King's Arms, Hall Road. Lots of Nodge, Friendly atmosphere, lots of wrathers. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 10:15:53
  - One mile south of Carrow Road - Arizone Bay, Garry Brooke, Small and mbk are on the drink (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 10:20:15
    - Arizone? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 10:21:21
      - It's a 1970's cludgie cleaner (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 10:21:56
- King's Arms, Hall Road. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 10:14:59
  - King's or the Coach (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 10:18:23
- Bristol... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 10:12:43
I promise someone at the club yesterday about, I had to keep it secret BUT I know some (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 10:01:19
- Every flipping year (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 23, 10:20:03
  - it gets boring (NCFC) - south, Oct 23, 10:21:31
    - get over it! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 10:48:04
    - use the ignore feature then (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 10:24:35
    - yep (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 23, 10:23:09
      - Sadly though, every year, he doesn't react to endless personal abuse (NCFC) - pants, Oct 23, 10:29:19
        
        I hope I'm not abusive to him (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 23, 10:37:05
        
        Thing is (NCFC) - pants, Oct 23, 10:49:06
        
        they didn't say they couldn't say anything discussed (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 10:55:34
        
        I'm not sure what that means (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 23, 10:54:12
        
        I'm assuming he means (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 23, 11:35:54
        
        btw I met Michael Foulger in our hotel bar, after the Southampton away game in the Premier (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 11:53:17
        
        fine (NCFC) - pants, Oct 23, 11:40:41
        
        i thought that was one of his more easily understood posts (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 10:55:53
        
        unlike wotb to crowd round and shit stir (NCFC) - pants, Oct 23, 11:05:46
        
        me too lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 10:57:14
        
        in his defence (a little bit) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 10:44:25
        
        no it wasn't. (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 23, 10:45:31
        
        nail on headage (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:39:28
        
        what is the point of having cake if you can't eat it then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:31:43
        
        Some cakes are really really visually appealing. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 10:41:25
        
        Cherry Bakewells (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 10:54:11
        
        Mr Kiplingses do, I agree, but my mother makes a Bakewell tart that (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 11:00:17
      - he is not much younger than me (NCFC) - south, Oct 23, 10:24:16
- are Balti Pies going on the standard list? (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:09:18
  - Do they taste like pots? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 23, 10:28:28
- How exciting is it? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 10:06:45
  - If you had a Spectrum of Excitement, with "?1Million on the Pools" at one end (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 10:08:57
    - Loads of stuff. Parminder Nagra doing stockings in your bedroom would be near the pools (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 10:13:51
    - Balti Pies going on the standard list would be in the middle (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:10:09
- We have signed Troy Archibald-Henville?? (NCFC) - Auckland Roeder, Oct 23, 10:06:21
- Why are you telling us this? (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 23, 10:05:52
  - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 23, 10:11:30
  - Perhaps and I won't know what he say that and well, I was little bit frustrated anyway (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 10:09:24
    - The club can be proud how trustworthy you are (n/m) (NCFC) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Oct 23, 10:14:03
    - cock tease (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:10:39
- you cheeky little scamp you! (n/m) (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 23, 10:05:06
  - little? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:05:43
- Thanks for that, that's really helpful (n/m) (NCFC) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Oct 23, 10:03:29
- ha ha ha (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 10:02:48
  - yes. and even more so 'cos it's gonna make some on here cross (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 10:03:47
    - If anyone other than XXL had posted that (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 23, 10:10:37
      - = you want to have a go but are currently trying to hold back (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 10:11:46
        
        Me? No, I'm mild mannered (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 23, 10:18:18
    - Yes, that's exactly why it's brilliant. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 10:07:04
      - Well I don't need to tell lies or wind up somebody since what I know is what (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 10:13:40
- go and buy some pants (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:02:33
- Can you just whisper it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Flying Canary, Oct 23, 10:02:21
hi everyone and I am back again, have a great night with Holty and Adam. (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 09:31:30
- why are you telling us this? (NCFC) - foulsham canary, Oct 23, 09:46:11
  - I'm sure they've heard it all before in the playground (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 23, 10:16:47
    - ^^^ hangs around kiddies' playgrounds... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 10:17:49
  - ^^^ jealous blubbing in this post (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 10:00:32
  - If you don't want kids exposed to swearing then don't take them to the football... (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 23, 09:59:12
    - well said (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 23, 10:14:25
    - The few times I've had the misfortune to sit in a "Family Area" at FCR (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 10:05:15
      - bloke next to my son couldn't manage a sentence without a 50% swearyword count (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:07:59
      - and since when do 10-year-olds get "upset" by a swear? (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 23, 10:07:30
        
        Surely anyone taking kids to the footer does that "Now then, young scamp, you're going to (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 10:13:52
        
        Put some clothes on next time you visit then (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 23, 10:11:31
        
        ....... (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 23, 10:23:51
        
        ***please mentally delete the apostrophe***** (n/m) (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 23, 10:10:11
    - Reg didn't do a pottymouth in front of foulshams panlids though (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:00:59
  - ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Oct 23, 09:58:00
    - That's exactly what I nearly posted. (n/m) (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 23, 10:03:17
  - Poor old David. Another pair of innocents heartlessly corrupted. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 09:57:44
  - Which swear word did he use? I can't tell if your post is serious or not (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 23, 09:54:39
    - he does seem to be even further removed from reality than normal judging by this mornings (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 23, 09:56:15
  - I am not showing off as I just want to tell everybody what's do I do in Norwich (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 09:53:46
  - fame is still a cruel mistress (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 23, 09:51:38
  - there was swearing at carrow road??!! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 09:47:02
    - But At some point the man wants more from us and maybe maybe (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 09:54:34
      - he wants to bum you to within an inch of your life? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 09:56:58
        
        Now you've done it (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 09:57:55
        
        "That's torn it!" (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 09:59:23
        
        "stand clear, he's gonna blow!" (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 23, 10:01:51
        
        Oooh! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 10:00:19
- FAO: Ben (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 23, 09:41:00
  - Why and what? I didn't see Malky yesterday... (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 09:41:49
- "Adam give him some coins for the peacemaker" (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 23, 09:36:02
  - Sorry I should say is 'Adam give him some coins to become the peacemaker' (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 09:40:14
    - Big Issue? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 09:42:33
    - nope, still makes absolutely no sense (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 23, 09:42:03
    - Bribery?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 09:40:32
  - Sounds like they were held up at gun point. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 09:38:42
    - I would say if Adam did not give him the money (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 09:41:02
      - did the man (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 09:49:58
        
        and was he Scottish? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 09:51:45
        
        and was he Old? (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 23, 09:54:14
- nice one david........ (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 09:35:43
  - What????? (n/m) (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 09:41:15
    - ummm...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 09:43:10
      - Sure for sure! (n/m) (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 09:55:01
      - yeah. He has bought some pants. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Oct 23, 09:45:07
        
        hattrick pants (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 23, 09:46:22
        
        to celebrate tuesdays win...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 09:49:20
Cassette Toilet? (General Chat) - pants, Oct 22, 16:54:32
- Camping thing. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 17:03:02
  - You think you know everything you (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 22, 17:04:53
    - Mrs Cc wants us to get a caravan.... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 22, 17:10:31
      - That's pretty bad news but there is a fantastic compromise... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 22, 17:18:02
        
        Fair enough...... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 22, 17:37:58
        
        Or even better (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 17:22:15
      - no need really, they've got attachments at the front, and your car can be adapted (General Chat) - pants, Oct 22, 17:11:22
        
        two? (General Chat) - pants, Oct 22, 17:11:46
        
        Two is correct in Norfolk (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 22, 17:30:02
      - Ouch (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 17:11:08
        
        felt a little prick?# (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 22, 17:12:01
Amusing names for Caravans and mobile homes? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 22, 16:44:43
- John Peels House with Wheels (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Oct 22, 17:46:59
- Matthew Gibson (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 22, 17:03:48
- Graham (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 22, 17:01:40
- Wesley wagons (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 22, 16:54:33
- the french call them moobylooms (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 22, 16:45:40
  - ^^ A loom on which one would spin a moob (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 16:49:11
    - Was thinking more the names, like Swift Conqueror (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 22, 16:52:35
      - Patgary, Davina, Cherylian, Shirlpete (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 16:55:10
        
        Are you Dunroamin? (General Chat) - pants, Oct 22, 16:56:20
    - I made my moobs out of beer (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 16:50:23
Right, TV buffs (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 15:35:13
- Pike Practice (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 16:12:49
  - That's racist - you've got to say "Romany Traveller Practice" (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Oct 22, 16:14:38
- Ice Skateing (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 22, 16:12:10
- Songs of Rays (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 22, 16:10:11
- A quantum of bouillabaise (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Oct 22, 16:02:55
  - Goldencalamari (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Oct 22, 16:03:16
- Moonhaker (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Oct 22, 16:02:42
- Goldfisher (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Oct 22, 15:58:55
- Dragonfish's Den (n/m) (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 22, 15:58:52
- David Attenboroughs's The Blue Plankton (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 15:58:05
- Come swim with me (n/m) (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 22, 15:58:04
- Rocknrolla (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Oct 22, 15:57:41
- Michael Fish with the weather (n/m) (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 22, 15:57:33
- Grange Krill (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 22, 15:56:27
- Triple X Prawn (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 22, 15:56:10
- The Rockfish files (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Oct 22, 15:55:01
- Trout of Africa (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 15:54:31
- Marillion Live (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Oct 22, 15:53:29
- Monk (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 22, 15:53:02
- African lungfish in the Attic (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 15:52:47
- Last of the Summer Brine (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 15:52:16
  - Sky Movies has Stickleback to the Future, and the Codfather. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 15:53:02
- Only Fools and Horsefish (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 22, 15:52:04
- Findus keepers (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Oct 22, 15:51:15
  - brilliant (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 15:52:04
- Manta Ray About the House (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 15:50:53
- reruns of Dab's Army (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 22, 15:50:16
- CSI Grimsby (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 22, 15:49:06
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 15:50:17
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 15:49:33
- Bass Eye (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 15:48:58
- The Shrimpsons is on Channel 4 at six o'clock. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 15:48:29
- A Plaice in the Sun (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 22, 15:48:12
- Bream Team (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 22, 15:47:41
- The Good Old Dace (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 22, 15:47:26
- Opah Winfrey (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 15:47:15
- Lee and Herring (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 15:46:43
  - I like their sauce (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Oct 22, 15:49:09
- Songs Of Plaice (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 15:46:00
  - racist (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 22, 15:46:19
- Jackson Pollock (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 15:45:58
- Watchdogfish, with Nicky Campbells. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 15:45:27
- The Championship (n/m) (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 22, 15:44:37
- The Wire (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 22, 15:42:48
- Stingray (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 15:41:54
- Marlin (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 15:41:30
- Catch of the Day (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Oct 22, 15:40:59
- Any James Pond (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Oct 22, 15:40:31
- The Crays (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Oct 22, 15:40:10
- I watch Huxley Pig in the Buff (General Chat) - Selwyn Gummer, Oct 22, 15:39:01
- Salmon Rushdie (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 15:38:07
- James Whale (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Oct 22, 15:37:55
- Motorpike and sidecarp racing..... (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 22, 15:37:17
  - Any Flat fish racing? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 15:39:22
- Codanation Street (n/m) (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 22, 15:36:10
"Diameter" symbol - alt 0216? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 15:07:30
- Unicode 8960 (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 22, 15:11:55
- ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 15:11:24
  - ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 15:12:46
    - ♥ (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 15:14:39
    - ^^^ It's this. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 15:13:09
      - It's alt+0248, by the way, not alt+0216 (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 15:13:40
        
        ? is better for what I wantses (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 15:15:38
  - Good (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 15:11:59
    - No, that was wrong. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 15:13:00
Our problems and difficult start are well documented, but what about Ipswich? (Other Football) - megson, Oct 22, 14:35:24
- I'd say it was worse..... (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 22, 14:49:37
  - but we are better vs the top half (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 22, 15:05:00
- They don't seem very happy (Other Football) - CB41, Oct 22, 14:45:11
  - should really be doing better shouldn't they? I mean local stuff aside (Other Football) - megson, Oct 22, 14:57:47
    - How much more shitness before arms-dealer boy takes the huff and does one? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 15:01:56
      - Can't be long; he's bound to be taking a pasting in the crunch/recession too (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 22, 15:25:24
      - 9 (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Oct 22, 15:05:59
        
        Board violator, board violator, you are a twisted board violator (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 15:07:40
        
        Is 6 minutes a new one? (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Oct 22, 15:14:48
        
        I've spotted the new one (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 22, 15:26:17
        
        His head fell off? (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 22, 15:30:39
        
        Already on there: (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 15:34:45
        
        baab's ?30? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 15:29:21
        
        that wunt mine that's AB's intut? (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Oct 22, 15:32:26
        
        oh, is it? I've seen you do a couple recently. The wikispace page will need updating then. (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 15:36:20
        
        it is (Other Football) - blindasabat, Oct 22, 15:40:47
        
        sorted (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 15:44:37
        
        Unless it's coincedental, it's the one where you ask who so an so are playing saturday (Other Football) - pants, Oct 22, 15:30:35
        
        aaah no, that's a longstanding one with Tim Westwood - me wanting him to say (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 15:33:55
        
        I see (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 22, 16:43:10
        
        I can but hope (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 15:16:26
        
        Could be if you say so..... (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 22, 15:16:21
        
        I emailed you btw (Other Football) - camcan, Oct 22, 15:17:34
        
        Have you.... (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 22, 15:20:08
        
        just did direct to hotmail (Other Football) - camcan, Oct 22, 15:21:28
        
        Ha ha..... (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 22, 15:21:50
        
        When??? (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 22, 15:24:02
        
        Half Eight (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 22, 15:24:50
        
        Don't be silly..... (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 22, 15:25:06
        
        yesterday (Other Football) - camcan, Oct 22, 15:38:13
        
        do you have a dot between your first and last names (Other Football) - camcan, Oct 22, 15:39:20
        
        You got it right.... (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 22, 15:41:50
        
        and I've replied too. (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Oct 22, 16:06:58
      - 6 minutes (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 15:04:48
- I heard a rumour that if they had lost (Other Football) - Flying Canary, Oct 22, 14:39:38
Headline of the day...... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 22, 14:25:57
- I hesitate to post, but wrath rules dictate I must (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 22, 14:34:31
- "It is believed some of his clothes came off as a result of him struggling to get out of t (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 22, 14:29:37
  - I had to break into our house by sliding down the coal thingy into the cellar, and my t-sh (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 14:31:28
Still can't get over this woman (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Oct 22, 13:04:49
- I though it was a cunning tactical maneouvre by the republicans to put a woman (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Oct 22, 14:02:04
- Love this comment...... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 22, 13:53:24
  - lofl - are you in on Saturday, AB is down. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 13:56:32
    - Afraid not..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 22, 14:25:03
- Don't you think it would be grimly funny if those two bumbling idiots got in? (General Chat) - Small, Oct 22, 13:21:39
  - No. That really would not be funny AT ALL. In fact I think I might cry if that happened. (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 22, 13:41:22
  - Trouble is, it would be her that got in - I truly believe that McCain is already dead (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 13:23:31
- She's from one of the two so-called "Freak" states (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 22, 13:07:17
  - whoaa there, so are Sig Hansen and Phil Harris and they be bona fide, mofo, good all round (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 13:12:02
    - do they repeat the premise for the whole series (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 22, 13:43:17
      - "One hundred and forty kilometres north of Dutch harbour and Captain Phil Harris and the (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 13:46:55
        
        dunt think i'll bother then, thank you very much (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 22, 13:50:13
        
        Actually, no, it's not that bad - it's all about the characters and the total insanity and (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 13:54:37
        
        You can get little ones (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 13:57:38
        
        How so? (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 13:51:19
        
        nope (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 22, 13:59:06
        
        chortle (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 22, 14:03:52
        
        Ah. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 14:02:14
      - OG knows this, (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 13:45:24
    - Surely you prefer Jerry "Corky" Tilley? (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 22, 13:35:53
    - Come on, there's something seriously not right about them crab boys. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 13:15:53
      - Sig's alright though intee? I like the mad, younger one with the glasses who just decides (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 13:17:52
        
        "A hundred and twenty kilometers east on the Northwestern, Sig Hansen is On The Crab" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 13:25:29
        
        "Yeah baby - look at them keepers!" (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 13:26:54
        
        WTF are you two on about? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 13:26:12
        
        Ice Trucker Crab Fishing Lumberjacks (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 22, 13:26:56
        
        Tha's Bear Grillis intut? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 13:42:37
        
        Nope, still no wiser (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 13:33:02
        
        Predicted course of this thread (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 22, 13:38:18
        
        Yeah but, isn't it 64? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 13:40:52
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 13:40:46
        
        Blimey! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 13:41:33
        
        roffle (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 22, 13:29:04
- It's f***in frightening, intut. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 13:06:13
  - Indeed (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Oct 22, 13:06:49
    - WW2 but still (General Chat) - Small, Oct 22, 13:28:19
THERE@S PROBABLY NO GOD. NOW STOP WORRYING AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 22, 13:00:59
- I love the "probably" (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 22, 13:07:18
  - it's just that we have our minds open to all possibilities (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 22, 13:40:15
    - Good God! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 13:43:17
      - probably not... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 22, 13:45:00
  - It's just arrogant to say otherwise (General Chat) - Brandonio, Oct 22, 13:22:32
  - Is that not more to do with stating as fact something they couldn't prove though? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 13:14:48
    - Or just straightforward honesty in the scientific tradition (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 22, 13:22:15
  - Us atheists can't be too careful. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 13:10:46
- Darwin (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 13:07:11
  - Saw one of those on the back of a motorbike the other day and chuckled (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 22, 14:03:31
  - that is brilliant (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 22, 13:14:16
  - I love that (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 13:11:08
    - Touched by his noodly appendage (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 13:20:22
- Yes there is a god! (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 22, 13:05:50
- What about a tooth fairy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Oct 22, 13:02:41
Oh dear - when the girls fall out (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 12:52:52
- Just clicked on that link hoping for a "tits out" candid pap shot (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 22, 13:08:17
  - Silly old fool - (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 13:12:12
- so... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 22, 12:58:35
  - what, (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 13:00:29
    - that's not a trick, that's a lifestyle 'choice' (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 22, 13:02:38
      - HE'S A POLITICIAN, so (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 13:04:41
- Robert Peston is fucking everywhere the last month or so. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 12:57:26
  - That man!! (General Chat) - APB, Oct 22, 13:12:29
    - Alternating Pronunciation Beat (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 22, 13:16:07
  - and he still can't talk properly! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 12:58:16
Here is Kerry Cuntona smashed on tv (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 12:21:37
- Minor board/thread violation (General Chat) - Small, Oct 22, 13:18:06
- full interview here you moron (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 12:37:52
- Outstanding effort to be that drunk at that time.... (General Chat) - wgf500, Oct 22, 12:28:32
  - won't be long (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 12:30:32
  - Not really - you should see the pre-match goings-on in The King's before a midday Sunday (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 12:29:55
    - Breakfast of champions. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 12:32:40
      - Had hoped you were opening a discussion about the fabulous Rainer Maria song there. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Oct 22, 12:52:03
      - Not according to James Hunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 22, 12:37:13
- "?15,000 worth of plastic surgery in an effort to return to her pre-pregnancy figure" (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 22, 12:27:37
  - I hope she's kept the receipt (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 22, 12:36:08
    - Fat and ugly before pregnancy, fat and ugly afterwards, job done (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 22, 12:42:51
  - Purse/Sow's Ear. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 12:33:13
  - ROFL (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 22, 12:32:33
Original Keyboard Warriors (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Oct 22, 12:03:23
- This one is hilarious!! (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Oct 22, 12:20:44
  - haha! "Don't play on that Sam, it sounds rubbish" (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 12:23:21
- Brillers - here's a better one... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 12:06:53
  - Excellent. He looks like a Mii. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 22, 12:09:43
    - I think its all a piss take (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Oct 22, 12:11:41
      - Pretty sure it is - well executed though. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 12:15:42
      - Everyone knows Rolf Harris invented the stylophones. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 12:13:34
        
        I've got one right up my lofts. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 12:16:16
        
        I think there's one up the loft in my Mum's house too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 12:17:04
        
        She should take it down The Farmhouse on a Sunday, have a gret ole roast and then do a (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 12:19:44
        
        The Farmhouse (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 12:30:05
        
        Corner of Colman Road and South Park Avenue. Yep still going. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 12:34:57
        
        Good to hear (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 22, 12:40:51
        
        Yep, as far as I know. The Farmhouse is not a pleasant place any more. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 12:43:11
        
        They're too old to go up the loft. I might have to fetch it down at the weekend. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 12:22:25
        
        I've probably told you this but I bit a spider once and loads of teeny baby spiders came (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 12:24:38
        
        Every time you tell that story, I shudder. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 22, 12:27:42
        
        Yeps, probably. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 12:26:22
        
        If it's a pisstake, it's a good one (General Chat) - APB, Oct 22, 12:14:30
Beckham to AC Milan on Loon (n/m) (Other Football) - samcd84, Oct 22, 10:58:45
- I watched LA Galaxy vs Houston dynamo last week, why becks went to LA I will never know (Other Football) - John in Texas, Oct 22, 11:45:03
  - Probably gone to milan for the cat walk too (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 22, 12:06:45
- What a charmed life he has lead. (Other Football) - lurd, Oct 22, 11:08:51
  - The past participle of the verb "lead" is "led" (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 22, 11:57:10
    - I hang my hed in shame. (Other Football) - lurd, Oct 22, 12:19:05
- He won't care, then he'll just fuck off and then where will they be? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 11:00:30
  - Bristol (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 11:01:18
    - ... (Other Football) - Tombs, Oct 22, 11:02:44
      - ... oh yes (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 11:15:33
        
        wasnt that around the time......... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 22, 11:20:55
        
        Yep, they were threaders at first but then had a banyan and got mortal. Didn't like the (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 11:26:02
        
        the old... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 22, 11:32:02
- roeder roeder where's yer contacts? (Other Football) - Tombs, Oct 22, 11:00:06
Sibierski (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 22, 10:21:59
- Flew one in Chechnya in '95. One night me and 'Twitty' Philips were nuked off our nipples (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 10:29:10
  - Classic malks - keep 'em comming - always makes me laugh (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 22, 10:32:06
    - ditto! - loving the pongo retort! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 22, 10:50:44
      - Oi!!!!!!!!! (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 22, 10:53:28
        
        dont worry, i'm just....... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 22, 11:02:34
  - Clever little old man up the Manor made me a suit made of black mohair. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 10:31:38
  - Did you manage to smuggle out the secret code in a pellet of Owl poop? (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 22, 10:31:17
    - Twitty tried to sew it into the cuff of his NBC suit but 'Banjo' Notterson had a better (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 10:36:48
      - should have stuck with the Owl poop code extraction procedure (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 22, 10:41:36
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 22, 10:39:49
- lightweight (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Oct 22, 10:26:25
- ^^^^^^ He did (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 22, 10:22:58
fao: Leroy Lita (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 22, 09:47:31
- I think the best thing to learn from yesterday is to not give up no matter what (NCFC) - pants, Oct 22, 09:57:53
  - Here here Pants! I quite agree! (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Oct 22, 17:28:11
  - Disagree with the last sentance as we haven't shown any form away from home (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 22, 10:13:01
    - I don't mean I'd be happy with a point. I mean if we drew on saturday, it doesn't (NCFC) - pants, Oct 22, 12:02:38
  - My thoughts almost exactly. Congratulations on being right. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 22, 10:03:04
  - Disagree with the last sentence... (NCFC) - Declan, Oct 22, 10:02:57
  - Congratulations on your 100% correct "Mick McCarthy is shit" assessment from yesterday. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 10:00:48
  - stop apologising for roeder (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 22, 10:00:09
  - stop apologising for roeder (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 22, 10:00:09
    - *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!* (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 22, 10:02:15
For those who missed them, my award winning player ratings: (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 22, 09:44:00
- FAO: AB..... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 22, 09:56:45
  - What the fuck is that doing there????? (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 22, 09:57:00
    - I guess, because you dressed her in them. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 09:58:28
Vive le difference! (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 08:59:57
- Selwyns must be furious. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 09:13:33
- Clingan is brillopads & an outstanding human being. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 22, 09:11:10
  - Did you hear Jelly John got hauled out by the dibble? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 09:32:38
    - oh bugger - I knew he was shitfaced but didn't realise he was that bad, haha (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 22, 09:35:26
  - Reminds me of Holt in his first season (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Oct 22, 09:11:32
    - I think he's better. (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 22, 09:55:54
      - i do as well (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 22, 09:58:50
- Craziest game I've been to in yares (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 22, 09:04:34
  - still buzzing (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 22, 09:13:14
.... (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 21, 13:30:43
- I hope you saw the knowledge bomb about turkey ham this morning. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 21, 13:33:43
  - nope not yet, i'm just wiping the tears away from reading xxl's london post. Classic!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 21, 13:38:51