Henry the VIIIth used to eat a swan with a partridge in it with a lark in it.

Henry the bastard VIIIth it was.

Some poor sod had the job of carving it, and had to get a bit of swan and a bit of partridge and a bit of lark all in a oner, without spilling any.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on October 23rd 2008 at 13:28:03

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        Sort of like a 7 bird roast (or whatever the quantity is) but using all animals instead... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:19:23
        
        There could be a whole product range there (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:24:38
        
        Henry the VIIIth used to eat a swan with a partridge in it with a lark in it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 13:28:03
        
        ... (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:29:19
        
        Hugh Fearnley-Tara-Palmer-Whittingstall did one (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:48:39
        
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        Yeah. Wrapping it all in a swan was just Henry VIIIth showing off becuase he could. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 13:30:53
        
        Grrr. Becuase is the typo I do most and like least. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 13:32:29
        
        I'm not sure about swan (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:32:14
        
        Yet creative (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:19:04

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