Not sure

When you stroke it, does it arch its back and do its bum at you?

Does said bum look like the end of a Westler's hot dog sausage?

When you stroke it, does some hair come out? I hate that it makes me feel sick

Does it dribble when it purrs?

Does the dribble stink like a rotting body?

Does it have a special place to 'do its toilet'? Usually a box full of expensive absorbent pebbles. Not only inside the house, but in the Kitchen!

Is it aloof?

Does it go and do horrible s**ts on lawns?

Even if none of these things are true, I'm not sure I'd like it.

Posted By: malkybarkid on October 23rd 2008 at 13:40:22

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If you fancy buying a skinned rabbit from the butchers (General Chat) - harry boulders, Oct 23, 13:03:22
- If he asks you if you would like the trunk & tusks for gravy flavouring (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:07:56
- "Shitarse is dead, shitarse is dead, whoa, whoa" (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:04:42
  - I don't like you sometimes (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:17:03
    - Your experience of cats is totally different to mine. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:19:26
      - you'd like mine (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:36:05
        
        Not sure (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:40:22
  - Mice on the rise, mice on the rise whoa, whoa that's not so good (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:07:37
    - Mouses are lush. My mum goes on the table if there is one. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:08:48
      - Lush is wrong. Mice are wrong. They're on the Death Bus 2008 (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:10:42
        
        When I got in last night (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:16:41
        
        was it a mouse going to a fancy dress party or could it have been a bird going (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:25:11
        
        it didn't get there though (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:32:35
        
        that was a confused bat (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 13:23:42
        
        Maybe it was a birdmouse. These are new and your cat probably killed one of the first ones (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:21:43
        
        Sort of like a 7 bird roast (or whatever the quantity is) but using all animals instead... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:19:23
        
        There could be a whole product range there (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:24:38
        
        Henry the VIIIth used to eat a swan with a partridge in it with a lark in it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 13:28:03
        
        ... (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:29:19
        
        Hugh Fearnley-Tara-Palmer-Whittingstall did one (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:48:39
        
        "Step one: Boning the turkey:" (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:50:32
        
        Sweet Lord. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 13:40:43
        
        Having just forwarded that link to Mrs re Crimble... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:35:24
        
        they used to have a stall at Borough Market (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:37:13
        
        Yeah. Wrapping it all in a swan was just Henry VIIIth showing off becuase he could. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 13:30:53
        
        Grrr. Becuase is the typo I do most and like least. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 13:32:29
        
        I'm not sure about swan (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:32:14
        
        Yet creative (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:19:04

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