i like cats

i've always liked cats but i like them even more for s**tting in other people's gardens

especially yours.

and they kill mice.

and you can make jokes about stroking a woman's pussy when you've got her cat on your lap

Posted By: blindasabat on October 23rd 2008 at 13:22:33

Message Thread

I like mouses because: (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:18:02
- I like wild birds because i met Bill Oddies once (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:38:30
  - I like wild birds as well, but it has been a while. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:44:25
    - That's because you did a wedding. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:47:22
      - Is she also Videodrome Debbie Harry tits ? Cos if he is that sounds OK. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:48:35
        
        I mean *SHE*. Honestly. No, really. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:48:53
    - That's because you did a wedding. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:47:21
      - Yes, I believe you are right. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:48:09
      - Celebrate, celebration time, c'mon! me gone done quack! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:47:52
        
        Why do we call it a quack, when a quack is the least echoey thing ever ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:50:23
        
        It's not in an Australian opal mine. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:52:19
  - I like dogs because they come across as a bit stupid. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:41:51
    - they dew an all, dutt thee (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:44:52
    - I think I maybe canine. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:43:13
      - lol, me too (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:44:02
  - You seem to have lost the ability to spell Small... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:39:59
    - I met him before he turned into a massive thing (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:42:48
      - Yeah, but that's cos they're shit... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:45:22
        
        Or evolution didn't account for 7.5m shitarses in one country (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:51:57
- I like Trilobites (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 13:28:45
  - Aren't woodlices trilobytes? If so you see them if you have a shed or a rotting post. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:30:03
  - You see them in rocks in Derbyshire a lot. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 13:29:24
    - Stephen Bywater likes them. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:30:34
      - There's a joke just waiting to be released there but I dunt understand what it is... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:32:51
        
        nor me (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:33:38
- Mice creep around your house and run across your face as you sleep... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:25:53
  - Earwigs crawl into your skull and have a stir-fry of your brain. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 13:27:46
  - hmmm. What are some of the reasons you like a certain type of animal or insect? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:26:32
    - I quite like Pythons, Mrs Loj likes sucking the venom out of them. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:34:56
      - Wha-hey! (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:40:24
        
        thats actually like a really really big fib. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:42:08
        
        Yes, but it amoosed me as a classic double entendre hence the wha-hey (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:44:24
        
        What about cocks? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:44:14
        
        she prefers standard old hens, she generally leaves my cock well alone. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:45:48
- Mouses do try to wear bras... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:23:29
  - I think that scenario has been engineered by humans. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:24:30
- i like cats (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 13:22:33
  - oh - that was a tad waspish. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:23:45
- My mouse's nipple only goes one way at the moment (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 13:19:13
  - Augmented Pointing Breast (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:26:28
  - hmmm. What are some of the reasons you like a certain type of animal or insect? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:22:11
    - Usually taste. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 13:27:03
      - What about a dog, or say a wasp? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:32:11
        
        Haven't got time right now. Dogging's more of a weekend thing for me. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 13:37:09
        
        ^^^A Pervert Brags^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:38:17
        
        Finally someone got my actual initials! (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 13:42:10
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:43:51
      - top posting. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:30:00
- I like cats, because one of them ate Siegfried and Roy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 13:18:53

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