I like mouses because:

They are mostly callled Sarah, Phillip, Rachel, Graham, Andrew or Jane.

They are quite small.

They live nearby.

They don't shout or have late parties during the week.

Their food portions are quite tiny.

They don't wear bras.

They usually have good fashion sense - I haven't seen one mouses wearing skinny jeans so that you can see their s**tty, cotton boxers.

They sometimes smoke a pipe.

Contrary to popular belief, it's not often they are on the stair and thus avoid a tripping up or squashing situation.

These are just some of the reasons I like mouses.

What are some of the reasons you like a certain type of animal or insect?

Posted By: malkybarkid on October 23rd 2008 at 13:18:02

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I like mouses because: (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:18:02
- I like wild birds because i met Bill Oddies once (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:38:30
  - I like wild birds as well, but it has been a while. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:44:25
    - That's because you did a wedding. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:47:22
      - Is she also Videodrome Debbie Harry tits ? Cos if he is that sounds OK. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:48:35
        
        I mean *SHE*. Honestly. No, really. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:48:53
    - That's because you did a wedding. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:47:21
      - Yes, I believe you are right. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:48:09
      - Celebrate, celebration time, c'mon! me gone done quack! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:47:52
        
        Why do we call it a quack, when a quack is the least echoey thing ever ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:50:23
        
        It's not in an Australian opal mine. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:52:19
  - I like dogs because they come across as a bit stupid. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:41:51
    - they dew an all, dutt thee (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:44:52
    - I think I maybe canine. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:43:13
      - lol, me too (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:44:02
  - You seem to have lost the ability to spell Small... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:39:59
    - I met him before he turned into a massive thing (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:42:48
      - Yeah, but that's cos they're shit... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:45:22
        
        Or evolution didn't account for 7.5m shitarses in one country (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:51:57
- I like Trilobites (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 13:28:45
  - Aren't woodlices trilobytes? If so you see them if you have a shed or a rotting post. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:30:03
  - You see them in rocks in Derbyshire a lot. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 13:29:24
    - Stephen Bywater likes them. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:30:34
      - There's a joke just waiting to be released there but I dunt understand what it is... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:32:51
        
        nor me (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:33:38
- Mice creep around your house and run across your face as you sleep... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:25:53
  - Earwigs crawl into your skull and have a stir-fry of your brain. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 13:27:46
  - hmmm. What are some of the reasons you like a certain type of animal or insect? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:26:32
    - I quite like Pythons, Mrs Loj likes sucking the venom out of them. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:34:56
      - Wha-hey! (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:40:24
        
        thats actually like a really really big fib. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:42:08
        
        Yes, but it amoosed me as a classic double entendre hence the wha-hey (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:44:24
        
        What about cocks? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:44:14
        
        she prefers standard old hens, she generally leaves my cock well alone. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:45:48
- Mouses do try to wear bras... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:23:29
  - I think that scenario has been engineered by humans. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:24:30
- i like cats (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 13:22:33
  - oh - that was a tad waspish. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:23:45
- My mouse's nipple only goes one way at the moment (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 13:19:13
  - Augmented Pointing Breast (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:26:28
  - hmmm. What are some of the reasons you like a certain type of animal or insect? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:22:11
    - Usually taste. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 13:27:03
      - What about a dog, or say a wasp? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:32:11
        
        Haven't got time right now. Dogging's more of a weekend thing for me. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 13:37:09
        
        ^^^A Pervert Brags^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:38:17
        
        Finally someone got my actual initials! (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 13:42:10
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:43:51
      - top posting. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 13:30:00
- I like cats, because one of them ate Siegfried and Roy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 13:18:53

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