dog indeed lick their bollocks generally before planting a sloppy kiss on their owners

most dog owners would secretly like to cut out the 'middle man' and lick those pendulous bollocks themselves

Posted By: dear prudence on October 23rd 2008 at 14:43:18

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people who own dogs (NCFC) - dear prudence, Oct 23, 14:31:44
- yes, free thinkers, scatty old lesbians, spinsters (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 23, 14:59:51
- Dogs are vile (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Oct 23, 14:49:55
- Always preferred a sweet li'l pussy to a big old dog personally (n/m) (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Oct 23, 14:37:45
- What a load of shit (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 23, 14:34:22
  - Dogs indeed do produce a load of shit, causing diseases in children's playgrounds etc. (NCFC) - dear prudence, Oct 23, 14:41:31
    - Cat shit gives you toxoplasmosis, which is very harmful to pregnant ladies (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 14:48:42
      - this is true, and i did all the cleaning of the litter tray when Mrs Abat was preggers (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 14:51:02
        
        That proves that cats are shit - 9 months + & it still can't work out that it (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 14:54:07
        
        Make the cat shit outside, it's far more healthy (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:51:47
        
        she's old and set in her ways (the cat that is) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 14:55:15
        
        I've never understood why people let their pets shit inside. It's not right. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:57:13
        
        ah but you clean it, you don't let the shit sit there, that is gross (NCFC) - megson, Oct 23, 15:01:03
        
        Why inside though? Inside the house where you live? Right inside it, in the kitchen where (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 15:02:32
        
        look at it from the cat's point of view though (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 15:09:12
        
        That's no reason is it though? Plus when you have a scooby it (if you're lucky) goes (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 15:12:33
        
        of course it's a reason (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 15:15:58
        
        I don't and they don't, they know there's big water there now. Plus next door's shitarse (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 15:19:39
        
        Did you pretend to be upset, whilst secretly stifling the strong urge to chortle ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 15:20:53
        
        Mrs mbk said 'perhaps you will get some of your life back, I've never known anyone's life (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 15:22:53
        
        Had Mrs MBK had 3 bottles of Merlot beforehand ?!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 15:45:38
        
        Sometimes it is a bit toffee though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 15:14:30
        
        Point taken, but i shit inside, in my toilet and then flush it down the loo, (NCFC) - megson, Oct 23, 15:07:18
        
        Question not answered. "Why do people let cats shit inside their houses?" (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 15:09:42
        
        When we had a cat, it never shit inside the house. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 15:15:09
        
        Cats vomming is rank but well funny. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 15:16:20
        
        lol - agree totally, all cats are good for is a good kick up there stupet aresholes that (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 14:59:02
        
        Yeah. In your garden. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 14:53:31
    - No most dogs own Ipshit fans actually. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 14:46:48
      - Mine fucking well don't (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 14:51:03
    - Myth. The cats that shit in my garden do not bury it. They flick it about and then hire (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:43:29
      - that's because they've taken a personal dislike to you (NCFC) - dear prudence, Oct 23, 14:46:22
        
        They don't know it's my lawn do they? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:48:04
        
        A spy cat probably did tell them. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 14:49:56
        
        "..and this is?" (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:50:58
        
        the mouse police never sleep (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Oct 23, 14:50:54
  - Dog Lover (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 23, 14:34:47
- What a load of bollocks (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:32:26
  - dog indeed lick their bollocks generally before planting a sloppy kiss on their owners (NCFC) - dear prudence, Oct 23, 14:43:18
    - lol preposchoorus (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:44:03
  - Dog Lover (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 23, 14:34:41

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