But...

Does it go and do horrible s**ts on lawns?

only on the lawns of those people who deserve it

You can't know this. Our other neighbour is 96 and a lovely, frail old lady - she doesn't even know whether she likes cats or what shape one is.

Her lawn is mounded with the stuff.

Unfair and undeserved.

Mine, maybe - as I shoot water from very powerful jetblaster water guns at cats in my garden.

Posted By: malkybarkid on October 23rd 2008 at 14:03:53

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FAO MBK as it's been too long since you done a survey i shall treat this as one (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 13:59:22
- mine (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 23, 14:19:22
- FAO MBK, my responses (General Chat) - megson, Oct 23, 14:17:19
- But... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:03:53
  - have you ever asked 'frail old lady' (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 14:06:00
    - She ran a plush hotel for homeless cats with ensuite boxes to toilet in and free food. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:07:07
      - which was all part of a secret government experiment (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 14:08:41
        
        ..although she didn't know that initially. Once she found out, she killed everyone in the (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:18:56
        
        I'm gonna take the cat down the King's on Saturday. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 14:27:02
        
        It won't make it within a mile. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:28:36
        
        It's getting a taxi. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 14:29:49
        
        See above (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:30:07
        
        How will you know? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 14:32:23
        
        New Lakenham is well-prepared for this sort of thing. Sod Neighbourhood Watch or (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:34:15
        
        No it won't, you great la-la. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 14:36:29
        
        I'm not bothered, you'll be the one with sickening fur clumps on your hands. I'll be (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:38:44
        
        Why didn't you say? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 14:41:14
        
        Not sure - is M doing before and after, or just after? A said he might do both. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:45:21
        
        M? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 14:46:37
        
        M Bay (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:48:38
        
        We'll only be after, I think. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 15:03:48
        
        Super. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 15:04:56
        
        Is that like Bomb bay? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 14:49:37
        
        No (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:50:11
        
        I dunno, you er, guy! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 14:52:27

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