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Wednesday are absolute, absolute gash. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 12, 21:23:46
- One for the pump purists. (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Jan 12, 21:27:36
  - Wednesday have just done two consecutive long throws into the box (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 12, 21:28:58
    - YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 4-2 (n/m) (Other Football) - SeattleSounders, Jan 12, 21:31:49
      - 0-0 mate. These couldn't score in a brothel (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 12, 21:38:03
        
        wrong spot, youth score (n/m) (Other Football) - SeattleSounders, Jan 12, 21:39:59
Some quality football in this steel city derby 😬 (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 12, 20:13:47
- Yeah, Wendies even managed to string a massive 7 passes together (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Jan 12, 20:19:38
- I was very surprised to discover that they still make shit loads (Other Football) - CB41, Jan 12, 20:16:32
Can you give me 5 adjectives that describe how you are feeling? (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jan 12, 19:57:23
- Depressed, exhausted, fed-up, dispirited and lost (n/m) (Other Sports) - Bungle, Jan 12, 22:54:41
  - Cheer up Bungles. 😚 (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jan 12, 23:00:50
- Sexual, erotic, horny, erect, gay (n/m) (Other Sports) - Chris Peacock, Jan 12, 21:17:34
- Crapulent (n/m) (Other Sports) - Dunney, Jan 12, 21:15:54
  - you are not taking this seriously, are you? (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jan 12, 21:19:20
- determined, ragged, dutiful, scared, ambitious (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jan 12, 20:43:34
- Tired, content, hungry, warm, scruffy (n/m) (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Jan 12, 20:36:02
- Tired, exhausted, relaxed, hungry and lacking focus (n/m) (Other Sports) - I Am Hoot, Jan 12, 20:30:35
  - i'm sorry to have to point this out, but 'lacking focus' (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jan 12, 20:33:53
    - Yeah I realised that just as I hit submit. (Other Sports) - I Am Hoot, Jan 12, 22:12:49
- Wired, tired, tense, exhilarated, combative (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jan 12, 20:15:43
- Ok, considering I had a fuck off great molar wrenched out yesterday (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Jan 12, 20:15:27
  - I think you may have missed the gist of this activity. (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jan 12, 20:20:09
    - Nope. I'm a child of the 60s. I eschew conventions and rules (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Jan 12, 21:12:35
    - The Bigfeller is sitting there in a sweat trying to get his post down to 12000 words (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Jan 12, 20:40:00
      - I lolled (n/m) (Other Sports) - Under soil heating, Jan 12, 21:07:11
- Cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Under soil heating, Jan 12, 20:09:12
- no (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Jan 12, 20:08:13
  - no, 'what' is a pronoun. (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jan 12, 20:17:36
    - I could have sworn ? was a question mark though. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Jan 12, 20:18:56
      - I read it with an australian accent. (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jan 12, 20:22:15
- Like shit, serious man flu🤑🤐😟😨😨😷😩🤒 (n/m) (Other Sports) - emmaroyds, Jan 12, 20:06:59
  - Easy just got over that, today have had a wisdom tooth out ! (Other Sports) - brianguthrysluvchild, Jan 12, 20:14:55
    - I had all four compacted wisdoms out in one go (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 12, 20:56:11
  - Get well soon (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Jan 12, 20:14:28
  - The Aussie strain? (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jan 12, 20:11:26
    - ^^ borrow pants' joke book (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Jan 12, 20:19:35
      - Wasn’t meant to be a cricketing pun (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jan 12, 20:21:58
- Bigly, sad, shithole, loser, retarded..... (Other Sports) - usacanary, Jan 12, 20:04:48
- Fierce, vicious, useless, lazy, abandoned (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Jan 12, 20:02:46
- Sated, frazzled, thirsty and inumerate. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jan 12, 20:02:02
  - Illiterate too (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jan 12, 20:16:40
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: I would like to apologize (General Chat) - usacanary, Jan 12, 17:02:44
- What made you choose to play a character who is a one-note, humourless, irony-blind, (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 12, 19:30:20
  - Tilt..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Jan 12, 21:55:17
- You should apologise for You Sack first. That one is all your fault. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 12, 18:06:32
  - ????? (General Chat) - usacanary, Jan 12, 18:48:05
- I must have missed your tenure as POTUS. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Jan 12, 17:40:09
- When did you get elected? (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Jan 12, 17:39:23
- on behalf of the whole of America? (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Jan 12, 17:28:37
- Your only saying that cause we are a Shithole country (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Jan 12, 17:27:03
  - shithole club in a shithole country (n/m) (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Jan 12, 18:06:59
    - TBF Wes was ahead of the game... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Jan 12, 18:44:52
Slow cooking recipes, some of these look rather good... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jan 12, 12:25:52
- The Brazilian feijoada looks like the result of a night on the Guiness... (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Jan 12, 18:43:17
- I've got a pack of Dal Makhani from Mozzers (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Jan 12, 13:00:24
- I did an overnight gammon on Tuesday (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 12, 12:49:28
- I bought a slow cooker a couple of years ago. Rarely use it to be honest. Keep meaning to (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 12, 12:32:48
  - its the result is reason why you use a slow cooker (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jan 12, 13:27:40
  - if you put your slow-cooker into the microwave you can half the cooking time (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 12, 13:11:28
    - Never thought of that. Genius. Thanks Tombs! (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 12, 13:13:32
      - no worries, if you are out all day put the slow-cooker/microwave inside the fridge (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 12, 13:18:59
        
        I've not got a microwave................ (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Jan 12, 13:26:46
  - Never really sure how long to cook meat in a slow cooker. (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Jan 12, 12:49:09
  - Kind of why I was looking, I just make casseroles, was looking for something different. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jan 12, 12:37:59
    - Mrs S often does Pulled-pork in ours (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 12, 12:49:45
    - Slow-braised ham hock in yellow bean sauce, white pepper and five-spice sounds good. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jan 12, 12:38:45
      - They all sound good until you look into them and discover that you have to do half of it (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 12, 12:40:44
As much as I hate taking a Micky Skips post seriously... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 19:18:10
- Christ. (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jan 10, 20:32:29
  - Don't rub the bottle if you can't handle the djinni. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 20:40:16
- ^^^ The dilithium crystals are breaking up. She's gonna blow. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 10, 20:02:40
  - This............ (General Chat) - usacanary, Jan 10, 20:10:07
- That’s so pens. You must be so proud! (n/m) (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, Jan 10, 19:53:19
  - It sounds more pens than it actually is. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 19:58:32
  - quite clever to be able to speak Klingon though (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 10, 19:58:17
- I see (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 10, 19:50:58
- Hate me cuz you ain’t me (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 10, 19:32:21
- ... one *in Oz. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 19:25:36
  - Oh yeah our dev teams live on it (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 10, 19:28:34
Sartre was right. L’enfer, c’est les autres. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 10, 10:46:01
- La route est dure mais je suis fort ;) (n/m) (General Chat) - berstreetsfinest, Jan 10, 12:27:13
  - Something like that :)) (n/m) (General Chat) - berstreetsfinest, Jan 10, 12:29:11
- mange tout, Rodney, mange tout (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 10, 11:13:35
- Douglas Adams was also right. (General Chat) - bird table, Jan 10, 11:07:23
  - So was Terry Pratchett when he said (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 12:43:03
- C'est La Vie said Robbie Nevil (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Jan 10, 10:53:40
  - So did B*Witched. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 10, 11:04:16
    - I bet you love B*Witched. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 11:53:52
      - Of course. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 10, 17:52:22
if Corbyn stays to the 2022 election and loses it.. (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jan 9, 20:05:24
- What's Esther McVey up to these days? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Trent_Canary, Jan 9, 20:46:18
- We can but hope. (Other Sports) - jonncfc, Jan 9, 20:35:48
  - Agreed. I’m with the silent majority rather than the tweeting upstarts. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Hulk Rules, Jan 9, 21:33:55
  - marxists! *snort* (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 9, 20:58:51
- It won’t be “this” conservative government, they will have recovered by then if still in (Other Sports) - Jim, Jan 9, 20:24:19
  - I dont think its an admiration of staying in the job (Other Sports) - bullsch, Jan 9, 20:36:26
  - You make some good points there. (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jan 9, 20:34:17
    - No doubt she would have been forced out if the rest of the party did not fear a general (Other Sports) - Jim, Jan 9, 21:00:25
      - There isn't going to be a 'deal' Jim. (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jan 9, 21:15:30
        
        can't you lot just fuck off over here... (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jan 9, 21:21:28
        
        ha ha. Sorry, I'll stop. I have been quiet recently. all the best. (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jan 9, 21:25:24
- Peggy mount (n/m) (Other Sports) - yellowman, Jan 9, 20:19:15
- I'm sure someone will be along in a minute. (Other Sports) - emmaroyds, Jan 9, 20:18:00
- Is it Dire Straits? (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jan 9, 20:11:28
  - Or Blue? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Worthing Yellow, Jan 9, 20:18:21
- that's nothing (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 9, 20:08:51
- there's a pop quiz on (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jan 9, 20:07:17
- No. No-one here has an opinion on that. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 20:07:01
PM: Señor Arizona Bay (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 9, 19:12:57
- Couldn't agree more about the cultural Revolution stuff at the start (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 19:27:42
  - ha, very true in this case (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 9, 19:36:10
    - That's an interesting proposition. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 19:41:48
      - yes, very much so, I was just wondering to myself how disappointed I would be (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 9, 19:50:48
        
        If it's not a Hollywood film I'm a bit less worried. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 20:10:34
        
        directed by Fanfan Zhang and starring Feng Shaofeng and Zhang Jingchu. The film is (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 9, 20:14:31
When was the last time you drank a brown ale? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 9, 19:07:38
- half eight (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 9, 19:29:50
  - You’re not old enough to drink (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 9, 19:57:50
- Isn't all ale brown? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Jan 9, 19:28:01
  - Girl (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, Jan 9, 20:03:03
  - *Paddington glare* (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 19:29:36
- Probably about 1965 when I was 14 and shortly before I moved on (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 9, 19:23:52
  - What’s your tipple. now ceebees? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 9, 19:25:35
    - Red wine usually, with G&T before. When I drink ale, I like stuff (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 9, 19:35:24
      - Ooh I’ll have to find a blonde witch (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 9, 19:42:49
        
        I know one or two. (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Jan 9, 19:55:54
        
        ... (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 9, 20:00:30
        
        Would (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 9, 20:18:19
        
        Innit (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 9, 19:58:38
- Broon (n/m) (General Chat) - Gob on a Stick, Jan 9, 19:19:46
- Have the odd bottle of Newcastle Brown (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 9, 19:13:00
  - This was a Mann’s 2.8 ABV (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 9, 19:16:38
    - ouch. thats a very poor beer. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jan 9, 19:51:06
      - Innit bruv (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 9, 19:53:16
This has been a fairly poor start to cryarsing month. I expected better. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 18:40:57
- 👀 (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 9, 19:40:30
- You cried quite a bit yesterday, geek boy (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 9, 18:49:30
  - That was about something serious. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 18:57:24
    - 😂 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 9, 19:02:49
- It's building up slowly like a pressure cooker (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Jan 9, 18:47:59
  - I like Pritch (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 9, 19:05:06
- "Mrs Wynn-Jones" (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 9, 18:43:51
  - closely followed by The Stowmarket Two (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 9, 20:25:23
- Fairly classic troll from No-mates Yarm though. Prob still knocking (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 9, 18:43:20
- Star Trek been on yet pal? (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jan 9, 18:41:54
  - Yes mate, review up last night. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 18:58:28
As a self funding (i.e. funded by the fans but not the owners) club we are basically going (NCFC) - Jim, Jan 9, 17:20:10
- The Southampton model (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 9, 18:45:43
- We’ve been selling our best players since the Chase era (and probably before then) (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, Jan 9, 18:44:18
  - Like Liverpool just have and Arsenal and Everton are about to? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 9, 18:48:26
- Are you new? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 18:36:04
- TBF the majority of clubs in the football league prob think Norwich could sign their best (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Jan 9, 18:21:48
- Well I for one am glad we're resisting this insane financial doping (NCFC) - King, Jan 9, 18:06:34
  - Yep I feel the same as this ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Jan 9, 18:58:43
  - Will be league 1 soon without a change of ownership (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jan 9, 18:20:06
    - Could be admin and lg 2 with new owners, who knows? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 9, 18:32:28
    - So you're saying league success is now determined entirely by owner wealth? (NCFC) - King, Jan 9, 18:27:10
      - Completely and utterly depressing, isn't it. A perfect example is (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 9, 18:35:33
        
        Thing is, i don't think that is the case entirely, at least not yet. (NCFC) - King, Jan 9, 18:40:43
        
        When the big six from the Prem bugger off to a European League, (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 9, 18:45:49
  - so you lack ambition as well (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Jan 9, 18:19:07
- We have officially the poorest owners in the league .... (NCFC) - loz, Jan 9, 17:41:34
  - they should do another share issue (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jan 9, 18:52:25
- I love bringing the youngsters coming through but they are hardly our own, 1 goodish seaso (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 9, 17:38:58
- yep. (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jan 9, 17:35:20
- The Crewe Alexander model (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Jan 9, 17:28:09
  - Barry Bennell. Oops. Apoll's to Barry Bannen whoever he is playing for. (n/m) (NCFC) - Saucerer, Jan 9, 18:22:47
  - Not the Barry Bannen model I hope. (n/m) (NCFC) - Saucerer, Jan 9, 18:19:43
- Oh well (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 9, 17:23:36
  - This (n/m) (NCFC) - jAC, Jan 9, 17:36:29
  - Never mind (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Jan 9, 17:33:25
    - Indeed, life goes on (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 9, 17:36:44
Facebook "Marketplace", stuff for sale. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 06:15:29
- I don't think that trainers are standard police uniform pal (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jan 9, 06:40:00
New Star Treks was insanely good and completely batshit, the lot of you, excepting Bravo W (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 22:18:42
- Goodness me (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Jan 9, 01:10:46
- oh mine........ (General Chat) - usacanary, Jan 8, 23:10:01
- You absolute virgin (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 8, 23:04:20
- Thank you Arizona Bay (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Jan 8, 22:56:26
- Are there any tribbles in it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Jan 8, 22:35:40
  - I didn't spot the one that's usually on Lorca's desk. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 22:39:29
- Yeah but how is the federaruon health system? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 8, 22:20:47
  - Daleks? (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Jan 8, 22:33:15
  - Pretty good. They have twiddly machines that fix things. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 22:25:46
    - Ha ha. Good effort (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 8, 22:37:02
Is Larrald the ultimate troll? (General Chat) - lurd, Jan 8, 21:28:49
- Larrald is a Master Angler......... (General Chat) - usacanary, Jan 8, 23:07:08
- Absolutely. Has been for years (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 8, 22:15:07
  - I like him, he never ever abuses or is rude about anyone (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 9, 01:03:16
- I have posted links to the facts.............................. (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Jan 8, 22:14:55
  - can you please explain ........................................ ........................... (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Jan 8, 22:23:14
    - He's yousack's ur-troll alt. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 22:28:15
- I sincerely hope so (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 8, 21:41:51
  - 'We are top of the Trolls', say 'we are top of the Trolls'! (General Chat) - Men without hats, Jan 8, 21:58:01
    - Can't it be both (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 22:21:07
- Usac comes close, Scc is excellent in the troll role too (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 8, 21:31:50
  - 1st.......... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Jan 8, 23:04:34
  - Humbled (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 8, 21:46:06
    - dont listen to the Faux Scouser..... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Jan 8, 23:05:13
    - x (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 8, 21:49:24
- Don't think so tbh. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jan 8, 21:30:33
  - Me neither, he's a bit of a shitknocker (n/m) (General Chat) - Rhymes with Anchor, Jan 8, 22:11:07
    - People are dying because the gov won't spend as much per person as other countries (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Jan 8, 22:20:43
      - Loving your commitment Larrald.👏💚💛💚 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jan 8, 22:33:33
        
        I think it's really depressing that........... (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Jan 8, 22:44:15
Those who think it would be great to have to take out private insurance for cancer (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Jan 8, 20:23:45
- Tempted to go on a labour forum and start banging on about Alex Neil’s tactics (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 8, 21:06:51
  - if only May selected Alex Tettey for Health Minister (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Jan 8, 21:14:13
  - Lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jan 8, 21:10:55
  - Haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Jan 8, 21:09:14
- Wrong category you div. (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 8, 20:38:43
- what a stupid question (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Jan 8, 20:38:35
- Larrald, I agree with your position entirely, but would you ever just fucking fuck off? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 20:33:09
- bore off (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 8, 20:25:05
Don't want to get above myself but WE'RE IN THE HAT! (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jan 8, 19:00:32
- Super Little Dennis Wise! (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jan 8, 19:13:21
  - Tiny little man (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jan 8, 19:15:06
    - He's even smaller than I remember. Nice of him to give us a home draw. (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jan 8, 19:20:09
      - Did he, who we beating in the next round? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jan 8, 19:21:22
        
        Newcastles. Piece of piss. (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jan 8, 19:23:32
        
        Not sure if we'll get another telly game. (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jan 8, 19:25:45
        
        BT will love it. Twintastic battle of the Murphlings (n/m) (NCFC) - R T Chase, Jan 8, 19:29:07
        
        Good shout. (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Jan 8, 19:30:04
        
        Course we will. We is MASSIVE. (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Jan 8, 19:29:01
        
        looking like the man utd semi final then man city final is aligning nicely (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 8, 19:31:48
        
        Moaninho will blub anyway. (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Jan 8, 19:35:42
        
        They will probably forefeit the tie rather than get stuffed by us (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jan 8, 19:25:19
- 31 (n/m) (NCFC) - trt354, Jan 8, 19:04:34
  - Thank you! (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jan 8, 19:08:43
    - good, we've dodged man utd (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 8, 19:15:10
      - and man city! great draw so far (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 8, 19:15:39
        
        newcastle at home! anyone know when the tickets are out? (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 8, 19:19:40
        
        Half eight? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jan 8, 19:21:08
        
        excellent i shall require a brace if you are reading this webber (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 8, 19:28:23
        
        excellent i shall require a brace if you are reading this webber (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 8, 19:28:01
- Don't disturb this lot with sensible, straightforward questions. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 19:04:04
  - Ha! I've tried to find out for you. It just says Mon 8th (which I guess you knew!) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jan 8, 19:11:54
    - I've been checking every so often all day. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 19:14:57
      - Just checked. It's on my Netflix already. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jan 8, 19:23:25
        
        and chill (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jan 8, 19:34:44
        
        Gaaaaaaaaaaaah (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 19:26:57
  - In fact, some of the boys probably shouldn't be allowed to sit together. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 19:08:44
    - Some people have not settled down since being back for the start of the new term (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jan 8, 19:18:06
      - All that sugar (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jan 8, 19:20:11
    - Snitches get stitches (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jan 8, 19:09:36
  - ^sulking cos he missed scotty and friends (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jan 8, 19:07:22
- Forest (a) (n/m) (NCFC) - earthleakage, Jan 8, 19:02:57
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jan 8, 19:02:02
Lads. Super important. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 18:32:24
- Already watched it (General Chat) - Tressells Broadbrush, Jan 8, 19:14:58
  - Yep! It's on there (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Jan 8, 19:24:59
    - Not on mine yet, either on the phone app or the laptop app. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 19:46:45
      - Obvious discrimination (General Chat) - Tressells Broadbrush, Jan 8, 19:52:00
        
        I am sniding it off. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 20:00:10
        
        OH HOLY BALLS (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 20:30:54
- nine o'spock (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 8, 18:56:20
  - Up yours. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 19:11:45
  - Lolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 8, 19:00:13
- ^geek boy (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 8, 18:53:07
- half eight (n/m) (General Chat) - Bristol Graham, Jan 8, 18:49:39
- Grow up you fucking rube. (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jan 8, 18:48:58
- Half past (General Chat) - lurd, Jan 8, 18:41:08
  - Eight (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Jan 8, 18:43:59
- Absolutely no idea. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 8, 18:38:43
How was the train travel back after the Arsenal game? (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 8, 15:18:35
- It was like being on a train (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jan 8, 18:58:37
- I got the 23.30 train back from the Arse at Stratford and it was fairly chaotic. (NCFC) - bird table, Jan 8, 15:27:14
  - Yeah, that was my fear, the extra time factor. Could happen again... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 8, 15:29:41
    - If we're holding them to a draw after 90 minutes I'll pay for your train ticket myself. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 16:03:50
    - I think you'll be alright! (NCFC) - bird table, Jan 8, 15:33:36
DF says.. (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jan 6, 19:57:55
- Pretty much exactly how I feel (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Jan 6, 20:12:57
- *DrDubs media cannot take responsibility for content copy and pasted. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jan 6, 20:10:50
- How DARE he express disappointment? He is clearly a "fucking weapon" (n/m) (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Jan 6, 20:04:37
  - You're being a bit weird. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 6, 20:12:27
    - Personally I'm stunned. (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Jan 6, 20:18:32
- You forgot the basement behaviour thing. Whatever the fuck that meant!!! (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 6, 19:59:19
- What? You have to actually score to win. LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - SeattleSounders, Jan 6, 19:59:03
  - I do like his interest in the Cup though. (n/m) (NCFC) - SeattleSounders, Jan 6, 20:00:03
NBTTT: Poorly puppers after eating dead fish on beaches (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 4, 10:23:51
- I've stood by seal pups..... (General Chat) - yellowman, Jan 4, 10:35:35
- the headless seal cub was dead? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 4, 10:28:34
  - Poorly, certainly. Unwell, but not deteriorating. Stable. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 4, 10:39:35
- Can't say I've had a dog that would eat dead fish. Quite happy to (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 4, 10:27:00
  - This one did. The family then drove to Langham (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Jan 4, 11:40:49
    - I've had dogs since I was a kid and am always learning new things that are harmful to them (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 4, 12:11:12
    - Beaches up here all have warning notices for palm Oil on. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 4, 11:48:00
  - I don't think mine would (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 4, 10:32:21
    - They are embarrassing little bastards at times aren't they? I had one who would (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 4, 10:35:09
      - ^ban this sick filth (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Jan 4, 10:44:24
Why are West Brom wearing a Charltons Athletic strip? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 2, 23:02:06
- Fancy dress (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Jan 2, 23:22:15
Question for the wrathers - butter on crackers? (NCFC) - Men without hats, Jan 2, 22:27:39
- you've restored my faith in human nature! (NCFC) - Men without hats, Jan 2, 22:39:02
  - butter on toast (NCFC) - earthleakage, Jan 2, 22:48:05
- Of course. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jan 2, 22:38:59
- I have more butter on my crackers than Theoklitas has butter on his fingers. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jan 2, 22:35:58
  - In Danish "Tandsmør" is having butter on something so thick that you leave tooth marks in (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 2, 22:47:00
    - get that (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 2, 22:55:19
      - I reckon cheddar on a Jacobs can handle butter, but I'm more a sympathiser than an advocat (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 2, 22:59:09
        
        might be a useful tactic in a zero gravity situation (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 2, 23:02:38
        
        I'm not picky about the cracker. Any old cracker will do. All about the cheese. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 2, 23:05:01
        
        yope (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 2, 23:08:01
- Butterer here also (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Jan 2, 22:34:49
- Seek help (n/m) (NCFC) - Saucerer, Jan 2, 22:30:42
  - Agreed, why the fuck add butter to the mix? (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 2, 22:38:03
    - Changed my mind. He's beyond help ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Saucerer, Jan 2, 22:52:09
    - Takes away the dryness tombs! (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Jan 2, 22:40:35
      - This ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Jan 2, 23:43:25
- yes (NCFC) - earthleakage, Jan 2, 22:28:15
Nbttt. The joke I posted earlier was told to me by someone from Goa (General Chat) - pants, Jan 2, 21:06:16
- Just seen it. You can do better than that you bloody halfwit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 2, 22:43:37
- didn't offend me at all (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 2, 21:21:20
  - come round (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 2, 21:29:11
    - ^^ Sensitive (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 2, 22:08:33
Donald Trump's neck, erm... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 1, 23:11:13
- Vagineck. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 1, 23:20:43
Whichever of you idiots aren't watching The Defenders off of on the Net Flicks (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 1, 23:01:42
- Does it feature Sean Raggett? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 2, 13:23:29
🎶Fuck off, fuck off Dan, Fuck off, fuck off Dan, Fuck off, fuck off Dan (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 1, 18:29:47
In the Accrington game, the referee pulled the players off at half time (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 1, 17:02:37
- No wonder the pitch was waterlogged (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Jan 1, 17:49:31
- All 22? Achey wrists. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 1, 17:21:57
- d have push them off... more effective (n/m) (Other Football) - promethian1, Jan 1, 17:03:45
Did they get normalled off at h/t? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 1, 15:55:29
- Hugely (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Jan 1, 15:57:16
A good day to buy last year's edition running shoes online fellow smugrunners (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 1, 10:32:04
- Are we still fit bitting? (n/m) (General Chat) - ghost of hucks, Jan 1, 13:46:32
  - Let’s re start fit bitting (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Jan 1, 14:27:24
- Which site do you use? (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Jan 1, 10:40:57
  - I've just bought from Wiggle, because my usual three suspects didn't have (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 1, 10:46:56
    - chsirs , I need some new Brookes,. (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Jan 1, 12:08:30
      - I run in Gary Brooks too. Gary Brooks Adrenaline GTS whatever. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 1, 12:38:34
Is this true (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Dec 31, 13:40:16
- People born in leap years? (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Dec 31, 13:52:18
  - *On Feb 29th (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Dec 31, 13:52:42
    - Put those people in a wicker man, they are problematic. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 31, 13:58:08
- Woah, that's spooky, man. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 31, 13:42:03
Are you clowns going for the Most Shit Spoken In One Day record for 2k17? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 31, 12:59:53
- Now you’ve turned up, we’re in with a chance. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Dec 31, 13:33:31
- Speak truth to us, O Master (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 31, 13:24:36
  - he might be a baldie with a cowl, but he ain't no wise monk (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 31, 15:17:47
"scapegoatious" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 29, 22:41:25
- :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Dec 29, 22:59:39
- 👏 (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 29, 22:54:40
- Also, I see the Technology Understander that has spent he last few years telling people (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 29, 22:47:54
  - Ople????? (General Chat) - usacanary, Dec 29, 23:09:22
    - Its you're (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Dec 29, 23:12:24
      - tbf this is going really for you. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Dec 29, 23:17:08
        
        Well.... Its a big hole.... And you are in it. (General Chat) - usacanary, Dec 29, 23:19:34
    - *your* (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Dec 29, 23:11:37
      - 6th....... Bingo.....full house. (General Chat) - usacanary, Dec 29, 23:14:22
  - 4th... (General Chat) - usacanary, Dec 29, 23:02:28
  - He put the Wank into Wanker (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 29, 22:55:00
    - And 5th..... The ladyboy haterz are out in force... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Dec 29, 23:03:34
- It was really good :) (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Dec 29, 22:47:05
I just don’t like cats. Whose in agreement or not? (n/m) (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Dec 28, 08:19:13
- Link (NCFC) - Drurys Left Nut, Dec 28, 12:28:26
  - More shit cats. Liked cucumber though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 28, 12:52:41
- Depends what you want from a pet (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Dec 28, 12:15:41
- Cats have a look when surveying people, you can see they are thinking 'stupid humans'. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 28, 11:42:57
- yep (n/m) (NCFC) - yellowman, Dec 28, 10:41:49
- Cats are literally better than people. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 28, 10:40:10
- Agreed (NCFC) - CWC, Dec 28, 10:35:32
  - Totally. They kill needlessly (n/m) (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Dec 28, 15:54:55
- Cats are shit. (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, Dec 28, 09:46:21
  - You only think that because they keep mistaking you for prey... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 28, 11:13:25
- Cats are cool, fool. (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 28, 09:40:48
- I love them (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 28, 09:37:54
  - Likewise. Love Them... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Dec 28, 09:51:21
    - I think it's just what you're brought up with,i love em' both tbh. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 28, 09:55:32
- I think they're great, wouldn't be without ours. Altho am looking forward to getting a (NCFC) - Azteca, Dec 28, 09:28:34
- I've got one but he's bad tempered (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Dec 28, 09:17:10
- Cats are great. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 28, 08:46:17
- Cats and dogs are great. Don't understand this (NCFC) - Chopper, Dec 28, 08:25:39
  - I would never hurt one, I just find them annoying. Maybe because I’m RSPB volunteer, dunno (n/m) (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Dec 28, 08:37:43
- Can’t agree ... (NCFC) - loz, Dec 28, 08:20:55
  - stroking a pussy? (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Dec 28, 11:02:49
  - the joke is so obvious , i can't do it (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Dec 28, 08:49:35
so, my official 'start back at work' date is the 2nd Jan - got to come in 27th to 29th as (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 27, 09:14:15
- Back on the 8th. Fuck knows what day it is today. Only just out of bed. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 27, 09:54:12
- Are you a glorified guard dog pal? (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 27, 09:47:29
- ha ha ha (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Dec 27, 09:43:34
  - they've just arrived (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 27, 09:45:57
- :( (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Dec 27, 09:29:31
Just sent the yule log merrily on its way. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 25, 11:32:32
- i can't speak for Piers but from myself (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Dec 25, 17:36:46
I don't really do the Book of Faces, so how does one watch a dodgy stream via bookface? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 22, 17:41:32
- Bloke in his living room (General Chat) - kye, Dec 22, 18:56:47
- Go to this page.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 22, 17:58:01
- Wait until about 10mins before ko and I will link ya up. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 22, 17:43:07
  - Sweet. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 22, 17:47:41
Judge Rinder for Kids is charming and entertaining. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 22, 14:11:39
Manufactured outrage enthusiasts might like to know that Ed Ballses is on Loose Women. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 22, 12:55:51
- Again? Already?... (NCFC) - yellowman, Dec 22, 18:41:33
- 2nd (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Dec 22, 18:24:41
- Oh. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 22, 12:59:44
I think there's some problem with the Wroth Algorithm, because all the sensible replies to (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 21, 13:46:50
- It'll be on Facebook with some lads tinsel (not a euphemism) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 21, 15:38:26
- ... (General Chat) - APB, Dec 21, 14:11:33
  - Distinct whiff of 2001 "ooh! girl on the internet!" there. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 21, 14:30:43
    - Yeah, that's changed a lot nowadays... (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 21, 14:40:07
  - Ooo, there’s my old username (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 21, 14:26:59
- Shitarses (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 21, 14:07:58
- just done a watch as won't be around to watch on Monday *spoilz* (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 21, 13:56:03
Are we on telly tomorrow? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 21, 12:24:51
- I am not, I don't habe any skills that anyone would want to watch, unless (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 21, 12:31:59
  - You could do another Trooping of the Colour, but with extra Chum. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Dec 21, 13:04:33
    - haha, I need a horse now though. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 21, 13:14:08
  - We had the exact same situation in 04/05 (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Dec 21, 12:32:42
Real talk though. Sherry is one of the worst things you could possibly do with a grape. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 21, 08:39:03
- You should try... (General Chat) - neonyellow, Dec 21, 10:18:20
- WRONG. It’s not all nan’s Harvey’s Bristol Cream (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Dec 21, 09:28:13
  - I once took a date home and said I've got a bottle of Harvey's Bristol Cream (General Chat) - Dunney, Dec 21, 10:24:08
    - 💡! (General Chat) - APB, Dec 21, 10:25:18
  - Exactly. Plus it’s a vital ingredient in a top drawer Bloody Mary. (General Chat) - APB, Dec 21, 09:56:45
- Wrong (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 21, 09:24:55
- Nan drink, innit. (General Chat) - bird table, Dec 21, 09:20:45
  - Real nans drink eggnog. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 21, 09:59:18
    - nah, Real Nans drink Advocaat (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 21, 10:50:11
      - One of my Nans would take a bottle of "orange juice" to the bingo (General Chat) - bird table, Dec 21, 11:00:38
        
        *shudder* (General Chat) - APB, Dec 21, 12:00:40
    - I bet Real Man's Real Nan drinks Mackeson Stout. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Dec 21, 10:12:26
      - Mmmmackeson’s. In a cardie. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 21, 10:24:17
- Heathen. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 21, 09:16:15
  - Always pooh-poohs Bay (n/m) (General Chat) - CauldRon, Dec 21, 09:19:10
It’s not easy shitting in a sock. (General Chat) - APB, Dec 21, 00:25:58
- Little known Kermit T. Frog b-side. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 21, 08:40:34
- Doddy’s dog once ate a sports sock and shat it out full, magician. (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Dec 21, 06:54:21
  - During the famous yo-yo craze of ‘77 our dog ate one of my strings. (General Chat) - APB, Dec 21, 09:23:08
    - did it come out and then go back in again... and then out.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 21, 11:33:44
      - Ha ha. He did run about a bit with it hanging out. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 21, 12:01:37
- Just wait until the mole is at the counter, and slip him straight in. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 21, 00:43:48
  - There’s a mole at the counter, what am I gonna do ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Dec 21, 06:56:31
- If your stool’s loose try the pouffé (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Dec 21, 00:30:56
Musical dilemma; I really like a Joan Jett cover version of a (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 20, 19:59:06
- i do like human league's version of R&R pt 2 (Other Football) - earthleakage, Dec 20, 20:50:56
- Regardless of the nonce-funding, fuck me have a chat to yourself. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 20:07:26
- Doesn't really matter. The amount you have paid is negligible and he's still in the nick. (n/m) (Other Football) - Saucerer, Dec 20, 20:07:25
- nice one, loving that album artwork 👍 (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Dec 20, 20:03:47
Any ideas how I can broach a tricky subject: (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 18:50:37
- Shit in her socks... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Dec 20, 23:24:18
- Marriage probs need some space always works a treat (n/m) (General Chat) - trianglepatch, Dec 20, 22:04:37
- piut out a tweet asking for a housesitter between 26th and 27th December (General Chat) - CWC, Dec 20, 21:07:29
- If you’re serious about it then there has to be an honest but sensitive conversation (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 20:57:24
  - I can do honest and sensitive- I just need help with an opening line! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 21:01:01
- Also it is "Mother in law"....tbf someone else should be involved in resolving this (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Dec 20, 20:45:53
- Rohypnol and leave her at the bus station with her bags and a ticket. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 20, 20:43:32
- Unlucky mate. Enjoy new year! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 20:02:56
- This calls for drastic action. (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Dec 20, 19:39:29
  - This is great advice. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Dec 20, 19:53:02
    - Yes (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Dec 20, 20:38:19
      - *Taps nose and takes note* (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Dec 20, 20:49:14
- Do some very very loud rutting*, defecating* and read this site out aloud (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 20, 19:38:31
- I would buy her a booster seat... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Dec 20, 19:33:28
- send her a facebook message with a link to this thread (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 20, 19:31:30
- Bluntly only way is to address the issue now... (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Dec 20, 19:26:43
  - Otherwise you have same issue every year from now on (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Dec 20, 19:27:14
    - I think a collection and return date will be the first thing I mention on any future invit (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:29:05
      - Maybe, but still address it now (even if she stays till 2020)... (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Dec 20, 20:09:24
        
        Only making it potentially more difficult in the future. Been there.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Dec 20, 20:10:28
- Totes awks sitch. Why specifically the 28th? (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Dec 20, 19:18:20
  - Cos I’m working 29th and we want the weekend before we have to go back to work on our own (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:21:10
    - If she’s a reasonable person she’s understand if you told her the truth, surely? (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Dec 20, 19:23:16
      - True but she has had a rough year (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:27:22
        
        Get fully sherried-up first. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 19:29:12
        
        Hic! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:29:48
- Buy her a holiday for Christmas (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 20, 19:12:40
  - a megabus ticket home (General Chat) - Henclrikus, Dec 20, 20:32:06
- Come up with some plans for the 29th that necessitate her going home (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Dec 20, 19:11:26
- All of this utter shite is what has quickly turned me from a Christmas lover (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 20, 19:04:52
  - Don’t blame Xmas for these fuckwits not sorting things out (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 20, 19:13:03
    - Lolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:14:01
- Get hammered then accidentally wander into her bedroom (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 20, 19:01:05
  - I did that once with a couple I was flat sharing with. They moved to Philadelphia. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 20:13:40
- Get extravagantly drunk on sherry, completely shitty, and see what happens. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 18:59:16
  - Sherry? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:10:22
    - It's not me drinking it pal. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 19:13:04
  - Great minds 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 20, 19:02:55
- Pretend you are going on holiday on 28th (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 20, 18:58:10
- Is she single? (General Chat) - avenging canary, Dec 20, 18:55:39
  - She is but I’m not sure that will work (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:01:55
  - I'd take her to Thorns via HEAVEN* (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 20, 18:59:58
I put the Boooooo..... In booster seat... (General Chat) - usacanary, Dec 20, 14:11:30
- Fuck.........im........good.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Dec 20, 19:30:01
- Sometimes you just put the more in moron, I’m afraid (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 14:41:13
  - Puts the Wank in Wanker. (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 20, 18:56:49
  - The 'mental' in 'monumental cockendry'. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 16:53:58
    - The 'cunt' in 'lives in a different country'. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 18:27:24
      - The 'ponce' in 'responsible for absolutely the worst content on here'. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 18:33:44
        
        And I am putting the 'ass' and 'fun' into 'fundamental character assassination'. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 18:42:11
  - Can’t wait to see what hilarious gif you get. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Dec 20, 14:51:52
BOOSTER FUCKING SEATS! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 23:31:46
beans on toast, woosters horse, mug of instant coffee. (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 19, 14:01:41
- Fenugreek sarnie (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 19, 14:30:40
- Fish Finger sandwich... grub of kiings. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 19, 14:16:37
  - nobody likes a show off (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 19, 14:20:42
    - Has to power me through a Star Wors Jedi experience later... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 19, 14:31:47
      - excellent choice of fuel then (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 19, 14:36:29
        
        Not sure kidney beans have any place in that dish... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 19, 14:48:55
        
        the bit that got me was when she poured the baked beans in (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 19, 14:58:01
        
        Mrs Pixel likes those bean and sausage tins... she has them on toast... or (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 19, 15:19:30
        
        Mrs S too, but not the tinned spaghetti - that's just weird (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 19, 15:22:15
        
        The stuff in tomato sauce is lovely on toast. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 19, 15:28:27
  - No cheese? Didn’t you get the email? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 14:19:56
- Cheese, ham and salad roll, Alpen cereal bar (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 19, 14:15:14
  - Why have your tea habits changed? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 14:20:22
    - new tea machine (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 19, 14:23:07
- Chicken, cheese & pickle sarnies; pringles; mini sausage rolls; cocktail sausages; coffee. (General Chat) - Jacksons_Twelfth, Dec 19, 14:09:10
  - is it cheese tuesday again? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 19, 14:11:55
    - Chuesday? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jacksons_Twelfth, Dec 19, 14:12:32
- Cheese on toast, chipotle sauce, mug o' PG Tips. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 14:08:37
- Cheese sarnie, mango and lime pot (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 14:04:28
"no buyers out there" - Update (NCFC) - Jim, Dec 19, 13:53:14
- Bloody hell, that sounds like a recipe for complete disaster. (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 19, 14:11:01
  - Out of interest why does it? Being owned by very wealthy people (NCFC) - Jim, Dec 19, 14:19:38
    - Because it appears to be a consortium of completely unrelated (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 19, 14:21:26
      - Doubt it. They will all know each other and to be honest that may well (NCFC) - Jim, Dec 19, 14:22:41
        
        Ok. Let me know how it goes. I'll most likely have forgotten all about it (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 19, 14:25:07
        
        Might even be dead by then. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 14:38:17
        
        Indeed (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 19, 14:39:16
- Nice (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 19, 14:06:11
- that looks like it's end well (NCFC) - Tombs, Dec 19, 14:02:51
  - Will be interesting to see where the respective clubs are in 18 months time (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Dec 19, 14:08:59
    - i cant wait it's going to be very exciting and i'd imagine a little but tense (NCFC) - Tombs, Dec 19, 14:16:13
      - No what happened is their owner is dying so realised he needed to find new owners (NCFC) - Jim, Dec 19, 14:21:42
        
        so they looked at NCFC and decided Barnsley was the better option? (NCFC) - Tombs, Dec 19, 14:28:09
        
        So basically, you are hoping that Delia contracts terminal cancer? (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 19, 14:23:45
        
        Interesting spin on what I said there (NCFC) - Jim, Dec 19, 14:34:37
        
        But it isn't so there isn't. The "nobody out there" clearly means (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 19, 14:38:46
        
        I agree thats what they mean but thats not how they present it (NCFC) - Jim, Dec 19, 14:51:34
        
        they want somebody already emotionally invested in the club (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 19, 14:58:35
        
        Up front about it? If by that you mean lied about/spun it for years then came clean in (NCFC) - Jim, Dec 19, 15:01:30
        
        pre-dating the Times interview by 6 months, Chris Lakey disagrees (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 19, 15:20:28
        
        no, that's their other club (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 19, 14:31:02
    - When you say "interesting"..... (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 19, 14:11:44
- Not sure I'd want Mr "moneyball" running NCFC (n/m) (NCFC) - Basingstoke_Canary, Dec 19, 13:58:19
  - Better than Mr “no money” Balls (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 19, 14:03:45
    - Good one! I have a lot against Balls, most overated MP every. Thank god he never got the (NCFC) - Basingstoke_Canary, Dec 19, 14:12:08
      - You do surprise me (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 19, 14:15:43
    - lolf (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Dec 19, 14:10:32
I make that 8 without reply. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 18, 22:39:01
- #engagement (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 18, 23:32:25
- lolf (General Chat) - norway, Dec 18, 22:50:44
- Desperate. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Dec 18, 22:44:19