This calls for drastic action.
Piss in her bed and blame it on the Fenton or Shithouse.
Then offer to bunk up with you.
She'll be off before you know it.
Failing that then go and get a f**king great big spider.
Posted By: emmaroyds on December 20th 2017 at 19:39:29
Message Thread
- Any ideas how I can broach a tricky subject: (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 18:50:37
- Shit in her socks... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Dec 20, 23:24:18
- Marriage probs need some space always works a treat (n/m) (General Chat) - trianglepatch, Dec 20, 22:04:37
- piut out a tweet asking for a housesitter between 26th and 27th December (General Chat) - CWC, Dec 20, 21:07:29
- If you’re serious about it then there has to be an honest but sensitive conversation (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 20:57:24
- I can do honest and sensitive- I just need help with an opening line! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 21:01:01
- Also it is "Mother in law"....tbf someone else should be involved in resolving this (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Dec 20, 20:45:53
- Rohypnol and leave her at the bus station with her bags and a ticket. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 20, 20:43:32
- Unlucky mate. Enjoy new year! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 20:02:56
- This calls for drastic action. (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Dec 20, 19:39:29
- This is great advice. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Dec 20, 19:53:02
- Yes (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Dec 20, 20:38:19
- *Taps nose and takes note* (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Dec 20, 20:49:14
- Yes (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Dec 20, 20:38:19
- This is great advice. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Dec 20, 19:53:02
- Do some very very loud rutting*, defecating* and read this site out aloud (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 20, 19:38:31
- I would buy her a booster seat... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Dec 20, 19:33:28
- send her a facebook message with a link to this thread (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 20, 19:31:30
- Bluntly only way is to address the issue now... (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Dec 20, 19:26:43
- Otherwise you have same issue every year from now on (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Dec 20, 19:27:14
- I think a collection and return date will be the first thing I mention on any future invit (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:29:05
- Maybe, but still address it now (even if she stays till 2020)... (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Dec 20, 20:09:24
- Only making it potentially more difficult in the future. Been there.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Dec 20, 20:10:28
- Maybe, but still address it now (even if she stays till 2020)... (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Dec 20, 20:09:24
- I think a collection and return date will be the first thing I mention on any future invit (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:29:05
- Otherwise you have same issue every year from now on (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Dec 20, 19:27:14
- Totes awks sitch. Why specifically the 28th? (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Dec 20, 19:18:20
- Cos I’m working 29th and we want the weekend before we have to go back to work on our own (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:21:10
- If she’s a reasonable person she’s understand if you told her the truth, surely? (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Dec 20, 19:23:16
- True but she has had a rough year (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:27:22
- Get fully sherried-up first. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 19:29:12
- True but she has had a rough year (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:27:22
- If she’s a reasonable person she’s understand if you told her the truth, surely? (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Dec 20, 19:23:16
- Cos I’m working 29th and we want the weekend before we have to go back to work on our own (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:21:10
- Buy her a holiday for Christmas (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 20, 19:12:40
- a megabus ticket home (General Chat) - Henclrikus, Dec 20, 20:32:06
- Come up with some plans for the 29th that necessitate her going home (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Dec 20, 19:11:26
- All of this utter shite is what has quickly turned me from a Christmas lover (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 20, 19:04:52
- Don’t blame Xmas for these fuckwits not sorting things out (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 20, 19:13:03
- Get hammered then accidentally wander into her bedroom (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 20, 19:01:05
- I did that once with a couple I was flat sharing with. They moved to Philadelphia. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 20:13:40
- Get extravagantly drunk on sherry, completely shitty, and see what happens. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 18:59:16
- Sherry? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:10:22
- It's not me drinking it pal. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 19:13:04
- Great minds 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 20, 19:02:55
- Sherry? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:10:22
- Pretend you are going on holiday on 28th (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 20, 18:58:10
- Is she single? (General Chat) - avenging canary, Dec 20, 18:55:39
- She is but I’m not sure that will work (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:01:55
- I'd take her to Thorns via HEAVEN* (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 20, 18:59:58
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