Get hammered then accidentally wander into her bedroom
In the nude at 1am on the 28th.
She’ll be on the 8am bus home mate.
Posted By: strap_on sally on December 20th 2017 at 19:01:05
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- Any ideas how I can broach a tricky subject: (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 18:50:37
- Shit in her socks... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Dec 20, 23:24:18
- Marriage probs need some space always works a treat (n/m) (General Chat) - trianglepatch, Dec 20, 22:04:37
- piut out a tweet asking for a housesitter between 26th and 27th December (General Chat) - CWC, Dec 20, 21:07:29
- If you’re serious about it then there has to be an honest but sensitive conversation (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 20:57:24
- I can do honest and sensitive- I just need help with an opening line! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 21:01:01
- Also it is "Mother in law"....tbf someone else should be involved in resolving this (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Dec 20, 20:45:53
- Rohypnol and leave her at the bus station with her bags and a ticket. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 20, 20:43:32
- Unlucky mate. Enjoy new year! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 20:02:56
- This calls for drastic action. (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Dec 20, 19:39:29
- This is great advice. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Dec 20, 19:53:02
- Yes (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Dec 20, 20:38:19
- *Taps nose and takes note* (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Dec 20, 20:49:14
- Yes (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Dec 20, 20:38:19
- This is great advice. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Dec 20, 19:53:02
- Do some very very loud rutting*, defecating* and read this site out aloud (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 20, 19:38:31
- I would buy her a booster seat... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Dec 20, 19:33:28
- send her a facebook message with a link to this thread (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 20, 19:31:30
- Bluntly only way is to address the issue now... (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Dec 20, 19:26:43
- Otherwise you have same issue every year from now on (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Dec 20, 19:27:14
- I think a collection and return date will be the first thing I mention on any future invit (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:29:05
- Maybe, but still address it now (even if she stays till 2020)... (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Dec 20, 20:09:24
- Only making it potentially more difficult in the future. Been there.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Dec 20, 20:10:28
- Maybe, but still address it now (even if she stays till 2020)... (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Dec 20, 20:09:24
- I think a collection and return date will be the first thing I mention on any future invit (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:29:05
- Otherwise you have same issue every year from now on (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Dec 20, 19:27:14
- Totes awks sitch. Why specifically the 28th? (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Dec 20, 19:18:20
- Cos I’m working 29th and we want the weekend before we have to go back to work on our own (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:21:10
- If she’s a reasonable person she’s understand if you told her the truth, surely? (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Dec 20, 19:23:16
- True but she has had a rough year (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:27:22
- Get fully sherried-up first. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 19:29:12
- True but she has had a rough year (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:27:22
- If she’s a reasonable person she’s understand if you told her the truth, surely? (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Dec 20, 19:23:16
- Cos I’m working 29th and we want the weekend before we have to go back to work on our own (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:21:10
- Buy her a holiday for Christmas (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 20, 19:12:40
- a megabus ticket home (General Chat) - Henclrikus, Dec 20, 20:32:06
- Come up with some plans for the 29th that necessitate her going home (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Dec 20, 19:11:26
- All of this utter shite is what has quickly turned me from a Christmas lover (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 20, 19:04:52
- Don’t blame Xmas for these fuckwits not sorting things out (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 20, 19:13:03
- Get hammered then accidentally wander into her bedroom (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 20, 19:01:05
- I did that once with a couple I was flat sharing with. They moved to Philadelphia. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 20:13:40
- Get extravagantly drunk on sherry, completely shitty, and see what happens. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 18:59:16
- Sherry? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:10:22
- It's not me drinking it pal. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 19:13:04
- Great minds 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 20, 19:02:55
- Sherry? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:10:22
- Pretend you are going on holiday on 28th (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 20, 18:58:10
- Is she single? (General Chat) - avenging canary, Dec 20, 18:55:39
- She is but I’m not sure that will work (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:01:55
- I'd take her to Thorns via HEAVEN* (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 20, 18:59:58
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