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Anyone here bit of an Ecel spreadsheet geek??? Help req'd... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 21, 12:43:38
- seemples (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 21, 13:48:49
- fx=3 + 2 on the column, the fill down. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 12:51:57
  - Well why answer then if you don't know? Unbelieveable, some people. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 21, 13:10:06
    - I always find it best to at least 'have a go'. Where would we be if we all just gave up at (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 13:20:25
      - duh, it's Bristol (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 21, 13:22:42
      - ^^ That's what Bryan Gunn thought. Look where that got us. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 21, 13:22:35
        
        You gave him your rebate, you helped him be King of Norwich City (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 13:25:51
        
        yes (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 21, 13:29:41
        
        It's Gunn's team anyway. We'd be top if he was still here. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 21, 13:31:22
        
        I'm not sure we would. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 13:36:28
        
        Defo. With his grasp of tactics and substitutions we'd be sailing away. Fucking disgrace. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 21, 13:37:49
        
        Good job me and the rest of the true supporters did. One Grant Holt. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 21, 13:28:08
        
        Did the malkster claim his rebate? (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 21, 13:31:48
        
        Yes he did. The small time penny pincher. Boo I say, Booooooo. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 21, 13:32:46
        
        Well he's never ever to cheer a Grant Holt ghoul ever again (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 21, 13:34:45
        
        Did the unclaimed rebate pay for Holt? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 13:44:17
        
        Dunno, but it's become a Wrath FACT, ask jafski, she'll tell you (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 21, 13:47:41
        
        Yes. Gunny said so. Super Bryan Gunn. Lambert out! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 21, 13:46:45
        
        fungibility (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 13:47:34
        
        Gunngibility more like. Super Bryan Gunn. He's not bitter. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 21, 13:49:36
        
        ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 13:53:05
        
        Oh my god. That second group. There are people who really think that. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 21, 13:56:44
        
        Has Cody written you his letter thanking you for his new Merc yet? (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 21, 13:37:42
        
        would either of them have not been paid were it not for the rebate? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 21, 13:44:42
        
        Cammers. No matter how hard you try, you are still not allowed to look at Grant Holt. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 21, 13:40:16
        
        Wot, not even at his shorts? Harsh (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 21, 13:42:11
        
        I like his smile (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 21, 13:54:19
        
        Curiously enough, I absolutely agree with you (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 21, 13:55:26
        
        of the current team (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 21, 14:12:10
        
        he always looks at me (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 21, 13:41:37
        
        Yes, he looks at you thinking. "She's one of them who didn't pay for me. Her, up there." (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 21, 13:46:02
        
        "She's enjoying me for free, it's a disgrace. Look at her ogling my lunchbox." (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 21, 13:50:38
        
        he's thinking (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 21, 13:52:31
        
        Does Curo really have an Aston? (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 21, 13:39:45
        
        apparently so (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 21, 13:41:23
        
        I know. Brand spanker. The little twunt. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 21, 13:41:04
        
        Hear, hear. No knee slides for the massrebaters. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 21, 13:37:00
- do the first one then fill down. Will change the formula on each line. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 21, 12:47:27
  - Oh hang on, is it a rolling total as you go? Or just 19% off L in O? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 21, 12:48:01
    - example....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 21, 12:51:26
      - =L138-(L138*0.19) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 21, 12:55:25
        
        Brillers, muchos ta's (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 21, 13:03:14
        
        (i have seen this ^^^, i'm just choosing to ignore it) (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 21, 13:17:49
        
        ^^^^^^^^ that'll do you nicely chelts (General Chat) - megson, Oct 21, 13:02:24
        
        yeah cheers ears! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 21, 13:04:14
- Excel, that is!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 21, 12:43:55
The common shrew protects itself from predators by dying of fright. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 21, 11:25:57
- how come it's common then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 21, 11:27:51
  - Says "toilet" not "lavatory", and never has fresh fruit in the house. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 21, 11:28:51
    - you know what is going to happen now don't you? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 21, 11:30:02
      - I reckon toilet is posher than lavatory. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 21, 11:34:29
        
        Nope. See table on right. AB quite krect. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 21, 11:38:15
        
        just as soon as I've finished this glory hole (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 21, 11:35:41
        
        I think they're nearly through now. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 21, 12:00:28
        
        A protruding boner? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 21, 12:03:43
        
        Finishing required. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 21, 12:08:23
        
        Water Closet. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 21, 11:35:25
        
        WC fact (or FACT) depends if you believe the BBC (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 21, 11:39:04
        
        Wank Chamber for most men. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 21, 11:50:48
        
        Porcelain Throne of Destiny (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 21, 11:36:43
Latest BNP Membership leakage. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 21, 10:48:01
- Why do I want a list of cunts? (n/m) (General Chat) - BigDoh, Oct 21, 11:41:48
  - Exactly. You could have just looked at a list of our previous "managers" for that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 21, 11:51:30
    - With one exception the ex managers are less cuntish. (n/m) (General Chat) - BigDoh, Oct 21, 13:03:11
      - Hamilton ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 21, 14:39:32
        
        Sorry 2 exceptions (n/m) (General Chat) - BigDoh, Oct 21, 16:00:22
- almost as ethical as the BNP themselves... (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 21, 11:31:20
- the Guardian did a bit on that yesterday (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 21, 10:56:47
  - I see Ross, Skye and Lochaber has had a 50% increase. (General Chat) - BigDoh, Oct 21, 11:48:28
  - Are they the ones in North Norfolk without degrees? (General Chat) - BigDoh, Oct 21, 11:44:42
  - Nice notes: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 21, 11:02:30
Name the only England capped player to have MORE goals than appereances at club level? (NCFC) - songwriter, Oct 21, 09:00:49
- Is it Kelly Smith? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 21, 09:57:09
  - No. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Oct 21, 09:57:40
- Ian Wright (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 21, 09:48:43
- Charles Burgess Fry? (n/m) (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Oct 21, 09:48:02
- Emily Westwood? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 09:36:46
- Trick question? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 21, 09:35:34
  - always one (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 21, 09:36:57
- Brian Clough must be close (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 21, 09:31:18
  - yep (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 21, 09:34:22
- Is the answer... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 21, 09:26:45
- Dixie Dean (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 21, 09:21:41
  - ooof. Close but no cigar for Dixie Dean (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 21, 09:23:53
- steve bloomer? (n/m) (NCFC) - elk, Oct 21, 09:20:49
  - Are you naming types of bread or footballers? Or a bit of both? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 21, 09:50:25
- Dean Ashton ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Oct 21, 09:10:16
  - no he played 40 odd games for us and only scored 17, and similar at WHU (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 21, 09:14:26
  - Nope. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Oct 21, 09:14:13
- Dean Ashton ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Oct 21, 09:09:47
- Geoff (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 21, 09:09:14
my xbox 360 died a death to the dreaded Red Ring illness (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 21, 08:42:28
- Neither...... (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Oct 21, 08:46:05
  - Really? tempting. Striking Royal Mail Bar Stewards may cause a bit of a problem (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 21, 08:51:16
    - You could do with reading this... (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 21, 09:07:06
      - cant as its blocked - its a blog (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 21, 09:18:41
        
        Just looked like a written article to me. Mind you, I've never been entirely sure what (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 21, 09:29:19
      - Intertesting. Crozier seems to be an arse-typical of the jock mafia (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 21, 09:13:57
        
        It just annoys me the way that the media, RM & Government have gone about this and are (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 21, 09:16:12
        
        That's what always happens. However, most people I know blame the union and the management (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 21, 09:28:16
    - It's picked up by lil man in a lil van. Not Royal Mail man. (n/m) (General Chat) - songwriter, Oct 21, 08:51:49
      - ah good stuff, i will look into it! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 21, 08:52:38
        
        go onto xbox.com. You put serial code in and they will tell you when it was made. (General Chat) - songwriter, Oct 21, 08:54:19
        
        yeah that's what mines got - 3 red lights. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 21, 08:56:15
Saw Roy Keane on the telly this morning, and I do admit to feeling a bit sorry for Ipswich (Other Football) - Tombs, Oct 21, 08:37:29
- oh you ARE a wag tomby - i DO love you....... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 21, 08:42:38
  - aww shux (Other Football) - Tombs, Oct 21, 09:52:31
- lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Oct 21, 08:40:11
Phew! Radio 1 just said "championship manager sacked" n I shouted NOOOOO!! (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Oct 21, 07:20:00
- They won't sack him. He is well loved. (Other Football) - TheHoolahanElement, Oct 21, 07:22:01
Next three look winnable, Swindon (h) Stockport (a) Tranmere (h) Saints game after that (NCFC) - megson, Oct 20, 08:46:09
- agreed (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 20, 08:47:32
- lol.so did leeds (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 20, 08:47:02
  - sellers you are losing what milligram of credibility you had left (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 20, 08:53:26
    - it looked winnable after half an hour-leeds were shit (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 20, 09:05:45
      - Yes, but they are not shit (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 20, 09:13:03
  - WTF? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 20, 08:48:42
Fierce Panda... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 20, 08:22:06
- managed to get over it now (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 20, 08:38:00
  - Yep agreed (NCFC) - legendhuckerby, Oct 20, 08:41:34
    - Spot on. Test for Lambert now, can he pick us up for saturday, and can we put another (NCFC) - megson, Oct 20, 08:42:43
  - Agreed, massive positive signs. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 20, 08:39:56
    - WE LOST (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 20, 08:40:54
      - FUCK OFF AND DIE (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 20, 08:48:22
        
        SLOWLY (n/m) (NCFC) - nixon, Oct 20, 09:57:05
- me too. Really deserved something from that, and it makes it worse that it was dirty leeds (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 20, 08:29:41
  - it was a good game (result apart) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 20, 08:37:27
    - That last 10 mins, having not taken our chances earlier, was revoltingly tense... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 20, 08:39:37
      - I was shitting it, had a feeling we might regret those chances, but once we got into (NCFC) - megson, Oct 20, 08:41:20
        
        And the revolting sulky Beckford had just missed a great chance... (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 20, 08:44:04
        
        Aye I was thinking "that's it surely?" Although i did do a little moan at 4 minutes injury (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 20, 08:47:48
- chin up (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 20, 08:25:38
  - Why couldn't he kick last night?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 20, 08:28:32
    - Hope he recovers from that cause I like him, that save was brilliant. Not the first city (NCFC) - megson, Oct 20, 08:33:46
      - I seem to remember even Saint Gunny having a howler against the scum (n/m) (NCFC) - BigDoh, Oct 20, 09:49:59
      - One more game for Rudd I say - if he's injured he shouldn't be out there... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 20, 08:37:05
        
        I'm happy to see Rudd, not really had a difficult game yet though, looks promising though. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 20, 08:39:33
        
        Rudd is a Norwich player so would rather see him in, if you are good enough then you are (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Oct 20, 08:47:13
        
        I wouldn't tar forster with the 'loon' thing. Lad was clearly gutted last night, he cares. (NCFC) - megson, Oct 20, 08:50:29
        
        Yeah thats a good point about keepers and age (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Oct 20, 08:51:48
        
        Yeah that's about right, Rudd would (hopefully) get a bit more slack (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 20, 08:56:27
    - he has a bad back apparently (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 20, 08:30:44
      - Likewise - Mrs Panda loves it when me back goes off... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 20, 08:34:09
        
        we could do a half each (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 20, 08:36:14
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 20, 08:32:36
    - bad back (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 20, 08:29:57
    - It was not just last night, kicking is his main weakness (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Oct 20, 08:29:49
      - Ah right, hadn't noticed before... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 20, 08:31:59
so what is everyone doing from 3pm-5pm satdee then?? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 16, 09:10:05
- drinking (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 16, 09:42:40
- Quad Biking (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 16, 09:25:47
  - nice, never dun that yey! need a stag night or summit! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 16, 09:33:09
- Aint got a scooby yet (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 16, 09:22:27
- Alton Towers (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 16, 09:19:23
  - nice! must have been 15 years since oi last bin. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 16, 09:33:45
    - Me too - if not more (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 16, 09:35:19
      - plus...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 16, 09:36:47
        
        Not with our priority passes... (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 16, 09:38:11
        
        another review in the Evening news then !!!! (General Chat) - south, Oct 16, 09:44:12
        
        Oh yes... (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 16, 09:49:46
- watching CRC vs Mildenhall (General Chat) - south, Oct 16, 09:17:21
- visiting my son in london (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 09:14:25
  - Watching Accrington Stanley Vs AFC Bournemouth (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Oct 16, 11:02:38
  - Be carefull out there!! (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 16, 09:24:17
    - i know. MUGGERS!! and stuff (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 09:34:18
      - thats a FACT!!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 16, 09:36:13
        
        Imagine THAT!? Glad I live where I do chelts (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 09:39:17
        
        but tomby-tombs, where the Simon Jordan DO you live?? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 16, 09:51:13
        
        get this; i live EXACTLY 11 miles from Norwich INTERNATIONAL airport (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 10:01:01
        
        hmmmm......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 16, 10:06:36
        
        DAMN!!!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 16, 10:07:44
        
        i live south of the city chelts (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 10:16:05
        
        ahhhh.......... you live in "free norfolk" (the south!) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 16, 10:31:33
        
        Keeping an eye on the DMZ chelts (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 10:35:17
        
        hope the border patrols are in full swing. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 16, 10:39:23
        
        i had a big setback with the Norfolk Navy chelts (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 10:43:01
        
        nice........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 16, 10:45:14
        
        Cringe *uninsuredface* (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 10:50:28
        
        oh dear! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 16, 10:51:53
- running a beer fest in Holt! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 16, 09:13:58
- Buying a kid's bed in IKEA, and then not being able to put it together. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 16, 09:12:34
  - ?50 to put it together for you gov - (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 16, 09:25:22
    - (& bed and breakfast in a local 4 star hotel?) (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 16, 09:34:14
      - Yep, that too. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 16, 09:56:40
  - oh dear, my sympathy's (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 09:16:32
    - i hate the "one way system" round the store! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 16, 09:19:54
      - noightmare (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 09:37:43
Doing a raindance when Norwich play Stockport (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 13:59:44
- Wnder if his missus will go, so IED can do "the real thang" (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 13, 14:07:47
  - oh no (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 13, 14:33:04
Who wants to keep the pound then?... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 13:31:12
- no it isn't (General Chat) - Small, Oct 13, 14:32:33
- No (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 13, 14:12:16
  - Is Stockholm nice at New Year, BC? Pondering an invitation. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 14:20:46
    - I've only been to Stockholm once and that was in the summer (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 13, 14:31:10
      - Good, I like that sort of thing (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 14:34:06
        
        Stockholm's a very pretty city (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 13, 14:45:36
        
        Thanks very much, BC (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 15:00:12
        
        Oh, you will need to use Swedish Krone though... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 13, 14:48:53
    - you have to join the Stieg Larsson fan club on here first (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 13, 14:24:24
      - OG thinking about Stockholm, the rest of us thinking about Stockport (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 13, 14:27:07
        
        Christmas with his family, New Year with his Au Pair. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 14:35:52
        
        I bet the people are better looking in Stockholm (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 14:30:45
        
        If the half time "entertainment" at Stockport is similar to Carlisles, nothing (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 14:32:14
        
        What was it at Carlisle? A massed Eddie Stobart display? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 14:34:47
        
        12 year old girls in leopard tarts doing a "dance" routine. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 14:37:14
        
        chuckle (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 14:40:07
        
        That's a guarantee! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 13, 14:32:14
- should be a global currency (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 13, 13:57:23
  - With the central bank in Nigeria. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 13, 13:58:53
    - That's lucky cos I get quite a few missives from them asking me about my bank details (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 13:59:55
      - Yes. Why not send them now and be one step ahead of the rest. ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 13, 14:00:28
- No (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 13, 13:53:51
  - You're such a tree hugger camcan (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 14:01:01
- keep the pound (General Chat) - south, Oct 13, 13:48:57
  - Votes ukip^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 13:50:24
    - Whenever I see UKIP voters I always think they're verging on a bit thick... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 13:52:12
      - why? (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 13:53:39
        
        The trouble with politics it's like religion, once you settle for a party, you end up (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 14:00:09
        
        I think I resent that sweeping generalisation: (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 14:04:32
        
        Yes but you missed my point, I'm not saying I accept 50 plussers to be like that but can (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 14:17:33
        
        Well I guess I'm not your ordinary "over 50" then. I've never, ever thought like that (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 14:19:28
        
        Missing my point again, I know plenty of 50 plussers who would never entertain the idea of (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 14:22:09
        
        Yes but you are missing my point. Most over 50s were born between (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 14:27:20
        
        I'm not 100% sure what my point was now (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 14:54:27
        
        baby boomers and all that (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 13, 14:31:25
        
        Actually, reading that again, I thnk you mean "over 70s" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 14:20:34
        
        It would have been a lot easier if I just said anyone who votes ukip is a stupid cunt (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 14:24:22
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 14:01:46
        
        Well... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 13:59:03
- from a business point of view we should be in the Euro (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 13, 13:46:48
  - really??? a quick google throws up a host of high profile business leaders saying NO (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 13:56:00
  - Imagine the Frenchies using the pound, it'll be like us having a stupid horse on our badge (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 13:49:56
    - or a goatse (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 13, 13:54:00
    - I know let's do it! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 13, 13:51:26
- I'm anti euro, just for the simple fact that the govt will well and truly fuck up the (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 13:46:43
  - there was a bit of whinging about the Euro from the Irish i've spoken to about it (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 13:52:03
    - lol that is annoying (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 14:02:30
    - I would rather have to do it for 2 weeks of the year rather than 50? (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Oct 13, 14:00:02
      - Are you saying the Irish are thick? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 14:01:51
        
        "tick" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 14:09:29
        
        he's the one that seemingly wouldn't ever be able to get his head around not having to do (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 14:04:55
- Can't say I'm particularly botherd either way tbh (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 13:44:25
- I like the pound (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 13:42:09
  - the only thing i'd miss is the ? symbol, it's much nicer than that funny E thing (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 13:44:51
- the pound should stay (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 13:40:22
  - The pound should go - times up (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 13:41:27
    - do we really want our economy tied in to the same inflation rates etc as (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 13:46:58
      - Has that happend though? If it did I missed it (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 13:48:41
        
        it certainly would cost billions to change over (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 13:56:02
        
        Only 1.8 % of euro companies use the Euro (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 14:00:59
        
        right... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 14:03:17
        
        source (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 14:07:56
        
        yup - its a fact (you like facts) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 14:06:40
        
        and the definition of Euro companies? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 14:07:49
        
        funny that most people's perception of UKIP is that they are all snooty racist businessmen (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 13:58:40
        
        businessmen do get things wrong y'know... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 14:02:24
        
        again (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 14:04:24
        
        Gentlemen, please (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 14:11:03
        
        insults? (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 14:12:58
        
        not a very good one if you didn't think that your 1.8% quote sounded a little suspect (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 14:16:12
        
        all the points about joining the euro - yes they happened to countries who joined (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 13:52:48
- not me (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 13:35:06
  - No bottle, that's your problem Srampton... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 13:37:29
    - i'm agreeing with you (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 13:42:42
      - Apols - it's the lack of blood making me confused (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 13:46:33
        
        lack of *brain* (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 13:49:49
- I generally go with the exact opposite of anything this turd of a government recommends. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 13, 13:32:40
Midgets (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 13, 11:48:53
- Oompa Lumpa is the best term to use. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 13, 13:15:31
- Well the Midgets in Midget Rodeo were called Midgets... (General Chat) - NorfolkSteve, Oct 13, 12:45:13
- dunno but reminds me of a bar in Manila.... (General Chat) - Norwood, Oct 13, 12:45:07
- The correct term is little person, which is another dumb expression from merkins. (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 12:00:44
- Ronnie (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 11:59:29
- I think you will find they are officially termed.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 13, 11:58:09
- giylf'd it (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 13, 11:55:30
- Not allowed on rollercoaster (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 13, 11:55:21
- vertically challenged individuals (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 11:54:53
  - or untidy cunts (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 13, 11:59:41
    - I forgot that you were shagging a dwarf SCC! (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Oct 13, 12:04:30
      - what was the DoY's famous dwarf comment (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 13, 12:18:45
- Just don't talk down to them (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 13, 11:53:16
- People of size (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Oct 13, 11:52:59
What is your most favourite (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Oct 13, 11:03:28
- Volley King Curo v Bristol. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 13, 13:18:34
- Spillane's was special for a defender on his weaker foot.. (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 13, 12:00:01
  - "bullet header" (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 13, 12:03:15
    - It was though - a proper net buster (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 13, 13:19:18
- Holt's 94th minute volleyed winner in the 4-3 win at Leeds (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Oct 13, 11:40:42
- Martin Free kick (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 13, 11:40:21
- It has to be Holt against Charlton for sheer going spastic elation (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 11:29:12
  - yes, me too (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 13, 11:42:10
    - It's a real tough league this year, all eyes are on Leeds and Charlton but I think there's (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 12:09:56
      - Sort of thing that will come back to haunt me (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 13, 12:16:46
        
        Depends on Jan, if Charlton hang on to Shelvy, Sam, and Bailey, all 3 could walk into most (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 12:20:31
        
        losing Wes (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 13, 12:23:32
        
        IF he carries on with this form he's in, someone will make an offer that we cannot turn (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 13:12:07
        
        thing is (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 13, 13:21:55
        
        I disagree he could go and play for say Newcastle, play behind one of their big men and be (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 13:40:14
        
        hmm (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 13, 13:53:19
        
        Agree to a point but dispite what you have observed he is a bit different (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 13, 13:30:13
        
        I want him to stay (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 13, 13:51:49
        
        I wouldn't assume that the club would let him go. Doomcaster rules no longer apply. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 13, 13:54:02
        
        he would've gone by now (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 13, 12:38:16
- Grant Holt's chin and chest and foot and in, foot and in (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 13, 11:29:08
- Korey Smith v Wycombe (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 13, 11:25:08
- Tudor Jones vs Brentford (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 13, 11:04:54
  - askou at exeter (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 13, 11:30:51
  - What's happened to you this season? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 11:30:20
    - I've had some (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 13, 11:55:35
      - Gays are allowed to go football these days you know (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 12:02:24
        
        not where I sit (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 13, 12:09:16
        
        on some guys lap? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 12:11:50
    - he supports man utd (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 13, 11:31:14
  - That is really unfortunate. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 13, 11:20:59
    - not really (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 13, 11:29:41
      - I might just do that (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 13, 11:59:27
        
        aw (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 13, 12:17:30
        
        I turned the MK dons game on after 1 minute of it starting! (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 13, 12:23:46
        
        I feel really guilty (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 13, 12:25:35
        
        well I'm quite selfish (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 13, 12:37:13
Ferrets do not have an appendix. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 12, 10:48:50
- or an index or a contents page (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 12, 10:54:56
- sheep have two stomachs. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 12, 10:51:23
  - greedy fuckers (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 12, 10:57:11
fao: The media (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 12, 09:24:21
- They said on the football league show that whatever we do that result will be bought up. (NCFC) - megson, Oct 12, 09:42:11
  - Well Swindon lost 6-1 on the opening day (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 12, 09:46:58
    - Always a spethal mention for Danny Wilson, or whatever his name is (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 12, 09:56:35
- Almost as tedious as this is Gunn's team just as much as Lambert's... (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 12, 09:34:13
- not forgetting...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 12, 09:31:50
  - and crap puns like, "delia's thinking up a recipe for promotion" etc etc (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 12, 09:35:43
    - "lets see what norwich can "cook" up!" (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 12, 09:47:34
- Rather that than being "Roy Keane's [...]".... (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 12, 09:26:23
Sellers sweepstake. What time will the pig fiddler appear, and what will be his 1st post? (NCFC) - megson, Oct 12, 09:05:23
- I reckon he'll be on here at around 2.32 apologising for being so negative (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 12, 09:37:05
- 2.30 - we will Lose to Leeds on monday proving why we wont get promoted. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 12, 09:36:31
- 9 - yo'ure Al hAPPY cALLPY ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 12, 09:16:38
- I think it will be more personal (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 12, 09:10:39
- "Lucky on Saturday, and Carlisle are rubbish (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 12, 09:10:02
  - i'd go with this sort of thing ^^^ (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 12, 09:49:23
  - Did you partake in a hot beverage at Newington Green on Sunday morning?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 12, 09:27:08
    - Nope. Was in Noriwch in fact. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 12, 09:29:51
      - I do not know this place called Noriwch you mention (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 12, 09:32:01
- (overall form 72 point finish, lambert form 87 point finish) (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 12, 09:06:43
In honour of selwyn, and since it's Friday, how about a Pessimism XI? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 9, 13:22:06
- Sel "we'll never" wyn "the next two away games - clubs a joke etc (n/m) (Other Football) - Vivid Data Shark, Oct 9, 15:04:37
- We're all going to Dai Davies (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 9, 14:18:09
- poorley lambert (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Oct 9, 14:11:05
- Stefan 'you all a bunch of' Kuntz (n/m) (Other Football) - commonsense, Oct 9, 14:10:31
- muzzy izzet 'all worth it' (n/m) (Other Football) - commonsense, Oct 9, 14:09:21
- Dwight Eeyore-ke (n/m) (Other Football) - tim berry, Oct 9, 14:07:36
- Gianluca Viallibatross Around My Neck (n/m) (Other Football) - tim berry, Oct 9, 14:05:03
- David Dunn for (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Oct 9, 14:05:01
- send me through the jon otsematrapdoor (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 9, 14:04:10
- Robin van PersieonalDisaster (n/m) (Other Football) - Basil Wrathbone, Oct 9, 14:02:42
- roy keane on ending it all (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 9, 14:01:10
- Kevin Blackdogwell (n/m) (Other Football) - Basil Wrathbone, Oct 9, 13:59:47
- The End Is Nighall Quinn (n/m) (Other Football) - tim berry, Oct 9, 13:58:50
  - very good! (n/m) (Other Football) - Basil Wrathbone, Oct 9, 14:00:14
- Mark Overdose (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 9, 13:57:43
- Thierry Ennui (n/m) (Other Football) - Marquis of Wolftown, Oct 9, 13:57:09
  - Subtle! (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 9, 14:02:36
- Emanuel Abandonallhopeyor (n/m) (Other Football) - Thrasher, Oct 9, 13:56:22
- Depreston North End (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 9, 13:56:16
- Jimmy Glass half empty (n/m) (Other Football) - Basil Wrathbone, Oct 9, 13:54:32
- Chris Killen himself (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 9, 13:52:59
  - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 9, 13:53:24
- New player monitoring software - Prozac (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Oct 9, 13:51:11
- wayne jumping off a bridge (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 9, 13:50:55
  - andy hinchejumpingoffacliff (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 9, 13:51:25
- Graeme Suicideness (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 9, 13:48:10
- david white flag (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 9, 13:47:55
- Michael Owenwillthisgetanybetter? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 9, 13:47:29
- Owen Hargrieves (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 9, 13:46:55
- Shay Give-In (n/m) (Other Football) - Thrasher, Oct 9, 13:45:29
- die a slow death davies (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 9, 13:43:21
- We are so Uselesses De La Cruz (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 9, 13:43:19
- joe corrigandownadivision (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 9, 13:42:33
- Stan Melancholymore (n/m) (Other Football) - Sir Thomas, Oct 9, 13:41:38
- kevin keelan over in agony we're so shit (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 9, 13:40:44
- louie dontknowwhywe'rehere (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 9, 13:39:19
- John Thisisterryble (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 9, 13:38:05
- samuel going down to division etu (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 9, 13:37:57
- Hilario-ushowsomeofukeepclappingdelia (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 9, 13:36:34
- going to sart kevin drinkalling heavily (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 9, 13:36:02
- Decononotagain (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 9, 13:35:38
- bryan shoot yourself in the head with a gunn (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 9, 13:35:08
- Danny is Shittu (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 9, 13:34:39
- stewart goingdowning (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 9, 13:33:29
- Clubs a Joe Cole (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 9, 13:33:12
  - Ching! (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 9, 13:34:44
    - CLAXONS! CRASH! BANG! WALLOP! KABOOM! (Other Football) - pants, Oct 9, 13:50:11
      - No (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 9, 14:03:20
- Pape Boupa Diopelessnessofitalloverwhelmsmesometime s (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 9, 13:32:36
- We're all Mart Poomed, I tell ya. Poooooomed! (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Oct 9, 13:31:39
- Michael IseeareddoorandiwantitpaintedBallack (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 9, 13:30:45
- Paul Peschiselwyndo (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Oct 9, 13:30:09
- adie abadbuyi (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 9, 13:30:08
- neil doomcaster (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 9, 13:29:29
  - Is he a football now, then? (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Oct 9, 13:32:10
    - he'd be the chief exec (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 9, 13:34:37
      - A tireless campaign to bring some kind of standards to the XI threads (Other Football) - Yellalee, Oct 9, 13:35:35
        
        always looking for confrontation (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 9, 13:36:16
        
        I'm not alone on here, then (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Oct 9, 13:42:33
        
        harsh but fair (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 9, 13:41:29
    - He was a top grade, A1, diamond studded, gold plated, copper-bottomed pessimist though (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 9, 13:33:53
    - A round one? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 9, 13:32:52
    - er (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Oct 9, 13:32:43
      - Speak up man, stop stammering (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 9, 13:34:14
- chris woodsyoubelieveit? (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 9, 13:29:28
- Greg Downsinthedumps (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 9, 13:28:26
- Worst case scenario Ferdinand (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 9, 13:27:13
- Paul TROLLope (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 9, 13:26:10
- David Weir all gonna die (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 9, 13:24:39
  - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 9, 13:27:22
- kevin depressedman (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 9, 13:22:53
- Paulo Wanchopehasgone (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 9, 13:22:32
I wonder what the penalty would be for Zebra Smuggling into Gaza (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 9, 08:53:42
- Probably just get torn off a stripe (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Oct 9, 10:47:48
- Getting lashed, whiched sounds alright (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 9, 09:56:41
- 9 years (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 9, 09:37:20
Couple of tips I have been given (Betting) - grimsbycanary3, Oct 7, 18:33:16
- thanks for posting! reminded me to put a bet on Cape Marien in the 7.20 (Betting) - Tony Martin, Oct 7, 19:47:51
- reliable tipper? (n/m) (Betting) - Tony Martin, Oct 7, 18:42:05
  - not enough to knock me over (n/m) (Betting) - pants, Oct 7, 18:42:59
- nice one, cheers for them (Betting) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 18:39:04
This is the best ending to a youtube clip ever.. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 7, 17:39:15
- Perfect (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 7, 18:41:28
  - One of the great things about the US........... (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 7, 20:40:40
- Yeah apart from the fact the dickhead probably went back later and torched his house (n/m) (General Chat) - legendhuckerby, Oct 7, 18:16:39
  - just what I was thinking, antisocial scum (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 18:18:06
- almost as good as XXL's canary (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 7, 18:10:28
Can we meet Orient in this comp (other than in the final) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Oct 6, 21:02:08
- we're in the same region as LO (n/m) (NCFC) - andross, Oct 6, 21:14:21
- we;ll do Leeds 3-2 in the final with Horse doing an injury time rasper after being 2 down (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 6, 21:03:45
  - ... (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 6, 21:11:35
Cmon Jono. Surprise us all. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 3, 21:27:09
- One good thing about Prizefighter last night (Other Sports) - Small, Oct 3, 21:43:54
  - yes - beat the mother fucker up was brilliant. (n/m) (Other Sports) - lovely old job, Oct 3, 21:51:03
- oof. rather hope this ends sooner rather later (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 3, 21:40:49
  - Not looking good, taking too much punishment (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Oct 3, 21:44:12
    - i blame those stupet shorts (Other Sports) - Tombs, Oct 3, 21:48:24
    - That's the end of that then (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Oct 3, 21:44:49
  - outboxed (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Oct 3, 21:43:03
    - and out (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Oct 3, 21:44:39
  - He needs to go all out attack because he won't last the distance. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Oct 3, 21:41:43
    - One good pump is all it takes (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Oct 3, 21:44:27
    - Murray's just too strong, too young and too good (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 3, 21:42:40
      - blimey. that was a bit early though. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 3, 21:44:55
  - rather *than* later (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 3, 21:41:43
    - it's his last fight (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Oct 3, 21:45:21
      - oh right. didn't realise he'd said so. Sorry. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 3, 21:45:53
BOTLPR, BOTLPR, BOTLPR, BOTLPR hahahahahahahahahahahaha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 29, 21:43:10
Blades 3 Scum 3 now. (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Sep 29, 21:38:08
- Roy Keane. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 29, 21:41:31
  - he's probably literally frothing at the mouth RIGHT NOW! (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 21:44:59
- teehee (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 29, 21:40:08
- Really? HA! HA! Fuckin clowns! Love it! (n/m) (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Sep 29, 21:39:09
GOOOAALLLLLL. Micky Spillane!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 29, 21:30:47
If I'm not around when Selwyn turns up (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 29, 21:30:45
- 3 points against the mighty orient, whoop-de-fucking-do (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Sep 29, 21:35:13
  - This is the common misconception......... (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 29, 21:41:48
    - Yet when we were in the Premiership, we beat United 2-0 (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Sep 29, 21:53:15
      - Chelsea and Arsenal finished above them.....both beat us easilly..... (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 29, 21:56:59
  - sorry could we have got more points (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 29, 21:39:14
  - jeez its a v important 3 pts! another home game coming up, could push on up now. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 29, 21:36:44
    - sorry, just doing my best selwyn (NCFC) - samcd84, Sep 29, 21:39:16
      - you can't beat the best , just try to be yourself (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 29, 21:40:58
GOOOOAAAALLLL! Grant Holt!! Iwan in the making... (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 29, 21:30:03
Funny how all you lot are whinging below, but as soon as we score...its all gone quiet (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 29, 21:26:22
- No-Ones Whinging! (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Sep 29, 21:27:57
  - No we SHOULD expect to beat lower teams who are down to 10 men. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 29, 21:30:10
    - we should expect to beat Leyton Orient. Winning mentality n all that jazz. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 29, 21:32:35
    - I disagree with that. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Sep 29, 21:31:26
      - Why shouldn't we "expect" to beat a 10 men Orient team? (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 29, 21:37:12
        
        Its Just An Opinion! (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Sep 29, 21:40:21
        
        exactly, i very much doubt lamberts team talk included (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 29, 21:39:36
ref tomorrow (NCFC) - roland rat, Sep 25, 09:38:05
- Christ, 2 red 29 yellow in 7 games. That's a foo cards! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 25, 10:33:17
- no way - hes ranked 18th out of 20 refs in league one (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 25, 10:30:24
- Can I be the first to say... (NCFC) - legendhuckerby, Sep 25, 10:13:52
  - Can I be the first to say (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 25, 10:17:16
Another reason to get an IPhone (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Sep 25, 07:38:16
- not used starbucks since the beginning of time (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 25, 08:03:22
  - I don't like tea unless I am feeling poorly! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 25, 09:29:15
- not used starbucks since they refused to send coffee out to the troops (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 25, 07:48:40
Caption Competition (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 24, 15:13:07
- hands off my buns?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 24, 16:01:23
- "Nice spread" (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 24, 15:54:32
- CC "FFS, I've been blinking morse code for help me for the last 200 photos, someone help!" (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 24, 15:52:01
- CrapDindin Canary (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 24, 15:49:53
- One of these days, he'll be naked (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 24, 15:48:21
- CC "yes, this is really happening" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 24, 15:46:22
- NO,NO not friggin sprouts again!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 24, 15:46:13
- "That's your cousin on that plate so behave yourself Capn Canary or else!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 24, 15:42:03
- "sosserjers" (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 24, 15:36:36
- I am at a loss. (General Chat) - XXL16 HB, Sep 24, 15:23:49
  - that is not natural (General Chat) - south, Sep 24, 15:26:05
  - what a rubbish caption! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 24, 15:24:36
- apple launches new iphone in Hong Kong (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 24, 15:16:46
Attn Tony Martin - Did you go to Budapest with a Binner? That link you shared..... (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Sep 24, 14:08:19
- no surprise he was after prossies though if all the ones in ipswich have disapeared (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 24, 14:15:09
  - how delicately put! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 24, 14:19:05
  - LOL! (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Sep 24, 14:16:14
- definitely not, wouldn't want to associate with them. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 24, 14:14:15
Right Mrs Loj's bday any ideas on some good restaurants in Norwich, not (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 24, 13:58:43
- Delias (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 24, 15:37:36
- USA Chicken, top of Queens Road (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 24, 14:40:21
  - lol, never crossed my mind. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 24, 15:18:20
  - Saltchicken's the tits. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 24, 14:49:18
- The Last Wine Bar? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Sep 24, 14:36:20
  - I like it there (n/m) (General Chat) - scruffy, Sep 24, 14:48:22
- Has it got to be IN Norwich? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 24, 14:19:32
  - yes it's a toss up between Tatlers that I like and Elm Hill. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 24, 14:22:04
    - Very nice in the evening, nice looking out over Elm Hill lit up. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 24, 14:30:00
    - A picnic on Elm Hill? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 24, 14:25:55
- A winner............ (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 24, 14:11:34
  - I'm on a seafood diet... (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 24, 14:14:23
  - I prefer the Loch Fyne franchise on St Giles for seafood (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 24, 14:13:50
    - a friend of mine is a bit snobby (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 24, 14:15:10
      - was her name Cancan't (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 24, 14:29:23
        
        Camcan't obviously. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 24, 14:29:42
      - People who object to chains aren't snobby, they're just nouveau (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 24, 14:21:41
        
        if I say to you (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 24, 14:25:28
        
        Got it (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 24, 14:27:51
      - CAVE!! Grammar Girl is here!! Quick, jafski, sit down and get your books out!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 24, 14:16:26
        
        ** Looks busy, furrows brow, chews pen. ** (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 24, 14:17:56
- The upstairs brasserie at the Mad Moose Arms is pretty good - 1up I think it's called (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 24, 14:10:54
  - No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't. No. That's one of the formerly best drinkers pubs in the wh (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 24, 14:13:32
    - Good for squiffy clump though... (General Chat) - Small, Sep 24, 14:45:42
    - thought you'd feel right at home there jafski..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 24, 14:21:59
      - Don't you start private. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 24, 14:24:36
        
        sorry. :- ( (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 24, 14:27:20
        
        Years of training. Ingrained subserviance. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 24, 14:28:49
        
        i know my place. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 24, 14:29:29
        
        At ease. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 24, 14:31:22
        
        phhhhhaaaarrrrpppp! thanks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 24, 14:32:49
    - Oh dear (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 24, 14:14:25
      - Lold Git (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 24, 14:14:42
        
        You did done do major, MAJOR apostrophe abuse in your response jaffers (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 24, 14:15:29
        
        jafski and I are truced wrt his grammatical issues (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 24, 14:17:27
        
        You of to admit, it's not haveten that it happens anymore. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 24, 14:18:54
        
        Shit the bed I did it twice. I'm in for a rollocking. It was my righteous ire wot dun it. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 24, 14:16:30
        
        nay, thrice (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 24, 14:20:18
        
        Alright, I think she missed that one. Thanks for pointing it out. You wait till we meet on (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 24, 14:23:31
        
        you've also failed to apostrophise the drinkers (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 24, 14:26:24
        
        See what you've done? Do you see what you've done? (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 24, 14:27:17
        
        I'd got the drinkers (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 24, 14:29:27
        
        After all the stuff you've posted on here (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 24, 14:25:49
        
        We don't have to be in the same cubical. Glory be! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 24, 14:28:05
        
        cubicle (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 24, 14:43:42
        
        That was unkind and unnecessary (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 24, 14:50:39
        
        ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RGH! (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 24, 14:48:24
- Fizzbuzz on St Andrews Hill? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 24, 14:09:27
- Tourettos (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 24, 14:04:55
- Yellows (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 24, 14:03:39
  - no way (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 24, 14:03:51
    - Why not? The food is very good (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Sep 24, 14:04:15
      - I have been to Yellows before, but it's not exactly fine dining, sitting under a football (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 24, 14:07:49
- ^^^an iphone has an app for this (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 24, 14:02:16
  - ifood? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 24, 14:02:53
- Tatlers in Tombland is quite good (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 24, 14:01:49
  - I still close my eyes whenever Grant Holt gets the ball (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 24, 14:07:32
- How about..... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 24, 14:01:33
- Elm Hill Brasserie is ace. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 24, 14:00:29
  - looks good and Tatlers I was close to booking this morning. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 24, 14:03:41
  - Great minds Jafski!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 24, 14:01:48
    - I loved it ever since the first time you took me there. Candlelight, fine wine, good food, (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 24, 14:04:27
      - In the lovely Tombland bogs? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 24, 14:07:39
        
        I know you do. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 24, 14:09:28
      - lollers (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 24, 14:06:08
Who has been to Budapest and can recommend a decent 3* ish Hotel (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Sep 24, 11:06:19
- We stayed in the ibis hotel it was very nice! (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 24, 11:51:58
- link to the website thats really helpful (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 24, 11:35:01
  - Cheers. I'm gonna have 5. (n/m) (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Sep 24, 11:39:42
- Been 3 times now - I went in August for My Stag Weekend.... (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 24, 11:29:27
  - Generally quite cheap? (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Sep 24, 11:40:36
    - also forget what i said about 4play bar - its "Hallo Bar" thats the best one! (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 24, 11:48:55
    - rough prices: (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 24, 11:47:08
      - Malky MACkay (n/m) (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Sep 24, 13:15:24
        
        ??? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 24, 13:56:35
- I've been there (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 24, 11:10:03
  - Fond memories of the place? Would you recommend it? (n/m) (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Sep 24, 11:10:56
    - yeah it's brilliant (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 24, 11:13:07
      - That's good to hear. If you recall name of hotel please let me know. (n/m) (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Sep 24, 11:14:20
- aint been, but my mate has several times and loves it..... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 24, 11:08:21
  - I really fancy it - plus not in ? so that's a benefit & the women are meant to be amazing (n/m) (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Sep 24, 11:10:27
It works it works!! Swearing down the line gets you a human! (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 24, 10:27:03
- If only you'd called them on your iPhone... (General Chat) - Dog, Sep 24, 10:42:04
- What was your Virgin beef? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Sep 24, 10:33:52
  - no/slow as Simon Lappin internet (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 24, 10:36:31
    - seems to be a common problem with virgin (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 24, 10:41:03
      - Mine is ok (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Sep 24, 10:54:37
- and yet when I swear at the family...nothing...no improvement to the service whatever (n/m) (General Chat) - dear prudence, Sep 24, 10:33:17
- I got sweary to the parking machine when it gobbled my ticket (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 24, 10:31:43
  - you can park in the forum? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 24, 10:33:08
    - don't start - under the forum and I hate the people that turn right into the entrance (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 24, 10:39:34
- right! off tophone that bastard of all call centres, BT! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 24, 10:28:39
  - UPDATE: nope, it doesnt seem to work! still istening to lift music! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 24, 10:37:46
- i always do it (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 24, 10:28:15
  - i used to go through the entire rigmarole (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 24, 10:36:45
    - that happened with Virgin (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 24, 10:45:10
I was just thinking, how much I love my iPhone. It's brillers. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 24, 10:22:12
- I was just thinking, how much I love my iPhone. It's brillers. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 24, 10:22:48
  - I was just thinking, how much I love my iPhone. It's brillers (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 24, 10:34:34
    - iPhone (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 24, 10:35:30
      - fuck it, oh well if you can't beat them (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 24, 10:37:45
        
        If you had an iPhone you could log on again using it. Brillers. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 24, 10:39:10
  - People with iPhones are the best. Especially if they are graduates and not Tories. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 24, 10:23:59
    - I love my Iphone, I'm a Tory and a Graduate. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 24, 10:39:16
      - It's a broad church. Welcome. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 24, 10:41:42
        
        in that case i might have to get one. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 24, 10:42:48
Anyone had graduate come & work & their place? (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Sep 24, 09:36:50
- This thread strikes me as a replica of yesterday's iPhone (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 24, 09:49:21
  - wrath is full of these (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 24, 09:59:27
  - shut it plynth boy!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 24, 09:58:47
  - shut plynth boy!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 24, 09:58:37
    - quack! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 24, 09:59:04
- Just because someone is a graduate doesn't mean they're (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, Sep 24, 09:45:50
  - These fuckers are. Members of Surrey golf clubs & all that. (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Sep 24, 09:46:27
    - jealous? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 24, 09:51:24
      - No I hate golf. but i like the ball balancing on little sticks (General Chat) - bobble, Sep 24, 10:02:05
- you need one to point out that its not "and their place" its (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 24, 09:38:44
  - Typo. Don't need the fuckers for anything, let alone to point those out to me. (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Sep 24, 09:45:33
- full of shit (General Chat) - bobble, Sep 24, 09:38:41
  - These tossers are on full whack money. No beans for these shits. (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Sep 24, 09:44:51
    - For TM's benefit "Rich" not "Rish" (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Sep 24, 09:45:55
      - your learning, must be taking tips of the grads! ;) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 24, 09:48:59
        
        and your smilie face thing has no nose (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 24, 09:55:35
        
        'off' (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 24, 09:54:56
        
        "you're" (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 24, 09:53:11
        
        ";-)" (DONT FORGET THE NOSE NEXT TIME!) (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 24, 09:57:17
Wounded - what an inspiration those 2 young soldiers were. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 24, 09:16:11
- A goose (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 24, 10:19:13
- What amazed me was that one of them wanted to go (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 24, 09:30:08
  - Yes that was the guy who has taken up skiing, I suppose he wanted to go and get some (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 24, 09:36:07
- indeed, very moving. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 24, 09:27:02
  - Ahem, perhaps not the best choice of phrase. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 24, 09:29:22
I phone users.... (General Chat) - Alan, Sep 23, 15:09:24
- they do have bluetooth (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 23, 15:22:47
  - I do apologise, I was miss informed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Sep 23, 15:28:28
- the camera is surprisingly good considering how crap my other 2Mp camera (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 23, 15:20:22
- They do have bluetooth. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 23, 15:15:35
  - they do?.. I was told they only have them between other iphones? (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Sep 23, 15:18:35
  - Can't get my fucker to work properly though/ (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 23, 15:18:31
    - It's not the best Bluetooth. (General Chat) - APB, Sep 23, 15:25:01
    - No idea, I don't use it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 23, 15:20:44
  - is that good then? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 23, 15:17:35
- They have "Bump"! (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 23, 15:11:33
  - Bump is brillers. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 23, 15:19:28
Here's an iphone thought. Perhaps people look at their Iphone so much because (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 23, 14:45:15
- Or, maybe they have small penises and have a deep-seated longing to be loved by all. (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 23, 15:04:01
"sent from my Iphone" I keep getting e-mails with this in now. I'm 90% its not a (General Chat) - megson, Sep 23, 14:31:24
- it's annoying (General Chat) - scruffy, Sep 23, 15:38:39
- It's just the default email signature. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 23, 14:37:36
- "sent from my wireless blackberry device" - i get it from a mate all the time (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 23, 14:36:21
  - I'm sure you do.... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 23, 14:38:07
    - i nearly typed "not in that way" in the msg body but thought nahh (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 23, 14:42:57
      - "... there's no one that immature on wrath ..." (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 23, 14:48:47
      - Arf. (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 23, 14:44:49
- blackberrythingys do that too (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 23, 14:36:01
- Both BlackBerries and iPhones have it as a default setting (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 23, 14:33:34
  - but blackberry....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 23, 14:40:21
    - You must know a lot of twats. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Sep 23, 14:42:55
      - sadly more and more are getting iphones...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 23, 14:47:11
        
        Can I suggest that you either are some kind of irritating luddite (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 23, 14:51:55
        
        Not mutually exclusive conditions. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 23, 14:53:21
        
        Jesus keriste, you need to urgently modify your social circle Chelts mate. (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 23, 14:49:37
      - Yes, that's probably what we've learned from all this (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 23, 14:46:25
        
        careful...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 23, 14:51:45
  - Righto then, I'm just being a bit sensitive then. Does irk me a little though (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 23, 14:40:18
Right iPhoners - I'm ready to download my first app (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 23, 13:43:03
- shazam or Fstream (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 23, 14:38:26
- ... (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 23, 14:05:34
- Griller - you will like it (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellow Ice, Sep 23, 13:59:16
- i-buttplug (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 23, 13:59:01
  - agreed. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 23, 14:03:45
    - ^^^ issues (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 23, 14:04:50
      - issues about..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 23, 14:06:36
        
        ^^^ lives in the yuppie sarf ^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 23, 14:25:41
        
        west mids actually, but close. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 23, 14:30:17
        
        To be fair I had a BlackBerry in my last job (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 23, 14:14:02
        
        I was like that with a Blackberry (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 23, 14:17:21
        
        Sister-in-law and her husband both like that with thier blackberries. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 23, 14:19:13
        
        Switch off "push email" in your iphone settings. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 23, 14:15:58
        
        Ta (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 23, 14:16:55
        
        or they could be saying (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 23, 14:10:25
        
        maybe...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 23, 14:12:44
        
        tbh (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 23, 14:15:41
        
        Camcan has an i-phone, Camcan has an i-phone!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 23, 15:10:00
  - I can stick my iphone up my arse without fancy software for it, thank you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 23, 14:02:15
    - please feel free to do so. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 23, 14:04:52
- ClearBlue (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 23, 13:55:16
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 23, 13:57:26
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 23, 13:57:07
  - HAHAHAHA (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Sep 23, 13:56:18
- Wow, these all sound great (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 23, 13:53:50
  - ?87 (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 23, 13:56:44
- Cleartune. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 23, 13:53:26
  - Bet there isn't a V+ one... (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 23, 13:57:52
    - Dunno - Virgin might've done one - Sky did the Sky+ one. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 23, 14:00:52
- the application that..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 23, 13:53:02
  - Get a Blackberry (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Sep 23, 13:56:57
    - at least..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 23, 14:01:28
  - Haha - mine will be safely tucked away in its (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 23, 13:55:58
- the carlsberg preudo pint one (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 23, 13:51:19
  - gosh, thats SO funny and clever.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 23, 13:54:36
  - That's the one! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 23, 13:52:29
- The one where it looks like you're drinking a pint when you tip your iPhone (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 23, 13:50:50
  - I haven't got it. Or the lightsabre one. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 23, 13:55:39
    - I've just seen the light sabre one (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 23, 13:58:27
  - the preudo one? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 23, 13:51:48
    - yes (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 23, 13:52:43
- x-ray specs (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 23, 13:48:34
- Rate my turd (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 23, 13:45:43
- clump app (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 23, 13:44:38
- Koi Pond (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Sep 23, 13:44:08
Sol Campbell quits Notts County after 1 game (n/m) (Other Football) - roland rat, Sep 23, 07:43:54
- Campbell is mad as a boxof frogs! (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 23, 10:15:33
  - Sol, Sol, wherever you may be, not long now 'til insanity ... (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 23, 10:19:17
- Must say, I while I was expecting some Notts County schadenfreude action, I wasn't expecti (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 23, 09:11:00
  - that's the real reason Sol is leaving... (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 23, 09:17:40
    - Sol Campbell? (Other Football) - camcan, Sep 23, 09:51:22
- that will cost him a bit. 5 year contract broken... (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 23, 08:35:53
  - linky (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 23, 09:10:27
    - Sign him up Lambertino!! (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 23, 09:28:56
  - no - they will be pleased, 40k per week is off the books and (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 23, 09:07:13
Arguments and Insults XI (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 22, 14:21:23
- Grievous Brianly Harmilton (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 22, 15:36:12
  - David Sheepshankedinthetoilets (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 22, 15:36:27
- Dong Fuckyou (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 22, 14:50:38
- Samuel Ehyou! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 22, 14:46:41
- Gary Doherty (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 22, 14:46:05
- Jan WanksMoor Coz He'saprick (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 22, 14:44:03
- Beef O'Neill (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 22, 14:41:43
- Garry Monk on (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 22, 14:41:10
- Cosmin Contretemps (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 22, 14:40:52
- danny shittu (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 22, 14:37:27
- Jimmy Grievance (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 22, 14:36:10
- Craig bellicosamy (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 22, 14:34:33
- Ding Dong Fangzhuo (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 22, 14:34:29
- grunt holt (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 22, 14:33:59
- Tommy "Chinese" Burns (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 22, 14:32:44
  - is it an insult to call someone chinese? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 22, 14:34:30
- nicky headbutted the cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 22, 14:32:43
- Trolland Nilsson (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 22, 14:32:18
- Kevin Muscatfight. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 22, 14:31:40
- Tony I'll 'avyouinthecar Parks (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 22, 14:31:39
- Simon Lappin the insults up. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 22, 14:31:33
- Jens Berthel Askou I'm talking to (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 22, 14:31:26
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 22, 14:31:57
- Steve Bruise (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 22, 14:30:55
- magnus headbutt-man (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 22, 14:30:42
- Steen Neverwrong (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 22, 14:30:31
- Puncho Genchev (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 22, 14:30:22
- Ulittlesheet de la Cruzified you (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 22, 14:29:36
- michael half nelson (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 22, 14:29:31
- Paul Pesky-squabble-you (n/m) (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Sep 22, 14:29:07
  - *Petty*-Squabble-you (n/m) (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Sep 22, 14:29:50
- You want some, do Yaya Toure? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 22, 14:28:46
- Steve Bully (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 22, 14:28:29
- Peter Mendham (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 22, 14:28:26
- Lionel Messi yafaceup. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 22, 14:27:40
- paul smackveigh (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 22, 14:27:18
- Steven Glass ya you F*** (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 22, 14:26:50
- Dickson Set-to-hu (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 22, 14:26:49
- Paul McSlay (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 22, 14:26:25
- Dirk Shout (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 22, 14:26:07
- Scrapper Bouber Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 22, 14:26:06
- Darren Ruckerby (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 22, 14:25:44
- Rowed Van Nostrilboy (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 22, 14:25:24
- Jon Outsidenowmobor (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 22, 14:24:11
- Papa "Did you just call my pint a Cunt?" Bouba Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 22, 14:23:12
  - Is he still a wanted man? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 22, 14:23:56
    - not by me (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 22, 14:24:38
      - By the pigs and coopeear fans (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 22, 14:30:21
- stefan cunts (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 22, 14:22:38
Best place to eat in holt? With an outside eating area as we have 2 dogs? (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 22, 12:26:12
- Thanks all and when I say all, I mean tony martin (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 22, 12:53:43
  - no probs have a good time! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 22, 13:12:28
- if you dont care about price and want real quality this place will be ideal... (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 22, 12:40:16
- Byfords or the kings head are the only place with outdoor seating. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 22, 12:31:09
  - Could try getting the Dogs to wear a disguise? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 22, 12:33:09
    - Like this innocent looking tourist.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 22, 12:34:27
      - Brilliant (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 22, 12:39:11
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 22, 12:36:34
- can't you just send them off for a little wander (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 22, 12:30:15
- I've got one Dog and we ate a very nice meal inside Byfords (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 22, 12:29:20
- You can buy lots of twimsy, ponce, fluff, pretty chintz, twee and pink in Holt. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 22, 12:28:49
- If you stop off at Sandringham on t way, you'll not have to worry about the dags (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 22, 12:28:24
XXLs just ejaculated. We should be having two Holts in the side v soon. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Sep 22, 07:52:28
- ? (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Sep 22, 08:59:20
  - no Gary (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 22, 09:20:50
- spill!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 22, 08:01:25
This 90 minutes and injury time thing. I've always thought since the time rule came in (Other Football) - pants, Sep 22, 01:23:28
- twat-there could be a 20 min or more stoppage for many different reasons (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Sep 22, 10:44:52
- there is no conspiracy (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 22, 10:41:44
- the added time is there to stop time wasting supposedly? (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 22, 08:39:15
  - haha, nice one (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 22, 09:17:25
    - nope rob lem (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 22, 09:33:36
      - hey (Other Football) - pants, Sep 22, 09:46:37
        
        good for you samuel (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 22, 10:17:23
- should just do it like NFL and stop the clock when play is halted (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 22, 08:00:32
- if you add on time for a goal scored in added time (Other Football) - double hipness, Sep 22, 06:53:39
  - it does. (n/m) (Other Football) - bobble, Sep 22, 10:04:00
  - Good point. I noticed sky went down the route of saing there's less extra time at the big (Other Football) - pants, Sep 22, 09:34:07
- apparently in most games the ball is in play for about 60 mins (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 22, 01:29:08
  - Yeah, sometimes it's a lot less. It was pointed out once on fanzone (Other Football) - pants, Sep 22, 09:16:06
Defending Pants (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Sep 21, 14:58:20
- Disagree 100% (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 21, 15:03:03
  - All Roeder was in charge of was the playing squad (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Sep 21, 15:10:29
  - an ex player used those exact words too (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 21, 15:04:30
    - An ex player (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Sep 21, 15:12:13
      - nope a player who never played under roeder but was a club leg end (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 21, 15:39:19
      - So far, I find (NCFC) - pants, Sep 21, 15:30:22
        
        Roeder had plenty of history though. (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 21, 15:34:17
I think i might be in the minority here.......... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 21, 14:43:36
- Banter: an exchange of light, playful, teasing remarks; good-natured raillery. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 21, 14:58:32
- Agree. But the lovely 'family club' Charlton fans overstepped the mark on Saturday. I hope (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 21, 14:58:03
  - If an individual was injured I suppose he would be able to sue the club for not taking suf (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 21, 15:02:50
    - or she (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 21, 15:03:51
  - they'll have knives to slice through the netting (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 21, 15:02:25
    - millwall are nuffink these days...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 21, 15:12:06
      - Been to Old and New Den (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Sep 21, 15:19:15
- Certainly helps the atmosphere as does an appalling decision by the ref (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 21, 14:57:19
- If well natured, then it's great fun (NCFC) - pants, Sep 21, 14:51:56
  - Is 'Goo Goo Gaa Gaa' to kiddy? (n/m) (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Sep 21, 14:59:51
    - I was referring to this (NCFC) - pants, Sep 21, 15:09:30
      - I agree (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Sep 21, 15:17:21
- me too, its the atmosphere as well as the match that makes it all enjoyable (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 21, 14:50:51
- depends really (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 21, 14:46:54
  - in my living room, but thats not important right now. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 21, 14:49:32
    - you say that (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 21, 15:00:21
      - I do (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 21, 15:04:06