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ian holloway gone too? (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 10, 15:46:35
- no, just some wum on the blackpool 606 board (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Aug 10, 15:55:37
  - link (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Aug 10, 15:55:51
I seem to have wandered into a pregnant wife's minefield. (General Chat) - megson, Aug 10, 15:26:33
- Bloody hell, you just reminded me what a joy it is to live on my own. (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 10, 16:05:48
  - I should stress this is out of character and purely a hormonal reaction, which have been (General Chat) - megson, Aug 10, 16:07:39
    - Just wait till she's sprogged!! This will seem like bliss. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 10, 16:11:47
- Did you explain to her how much wrothing you'd be missing out on in that half an hour? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 10, 15:46:31
- you're totally in the wrong if that helps (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 10, 15:44:17
- Tell her to skip. Skipping is quicker than walking. I sometimes skip to meetings if I'm (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 10, 15:44:12
  - or sprint. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 10, 15:58:34
    - she could probably just curl up & roll now. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 10, 15:59:46
      - chuckle. Its mainly up hill though. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 10, 16:04:42
      - lol. Are you PoDing? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 10, 16:00:38
        
        I might pop in for a sharp 1 or 2 are you boys about? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 10, 16:01:56
        
        Me, jaffers, GB, Arganth, possibly APB. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 10, 16:10:10
- so why don't you want to cut short your lunch time by half an hour? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 15:29:59
  - cuts his time with his mistress short (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 10, 15:39:11
  - Its not that I mind really, was kind of sprung on me. In false circumstances too (General Chat) - megson, Aug 10, 15:33:32
    - It's cos something went from closed, to being re opened (General Chat) - pants, Aug 10, 15:55:27
      - Ah but I'm in early as she needs to be at work early for work reasons. (General Chat) - megson, Aug 10, 15:59:02
        
        ha ha (General Chat) - pants, Aug 10, 16:46:16
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 10, 16:54:33
        
        I know (General Chat) - pants, Aug 10, 17:13:35
      - More likely just hormones (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 10, 15:58:35
    - yeah but what was the choice? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 15:49:24
      - Good point. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 10, 15:55:26
  - Selfish barstard. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 10, 15:30:54
    - Birthing Machines (n/m) (General Chat) - Clean Shirt, Aug 10, 15:35:16
Ha, ha (Other Football) - CB41, Aug 10, 13:05:09
- of course, the tabloids have to keep slagging Sven off (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 10, 13:36:51
  - That was Robbie Savage though (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Aug 10, 13:39:13
    - writing in his column for a tabloid newspaper... (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 13:40:43
      - Yes, I know. (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Aug 10, 13:42:49
        
        the mirror i think it was (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 10, 13:43:38
- chortle (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Aug 10, 13:13:35
  - Haha, very good sir, hats off to comedy gold... (n/m) (Other Football) - Tooting Canary, Aug 10, 13:31:38
Bloody hell, that's a £1.50 rise!!! That can't be right, surely (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 10, 12:48:15
- I fucking HATE this government... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 10, 13:01:43
  - they are tackling tax evasion more than the prior few years (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 10, 13:11:49
    - The problem with you is that you hate labour, or you appear to... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 10, 13:16:42
      - lol (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 10, 13:21:05
  - because the 'left' political party isn't? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 13:04:12
    - I'm not sure I follow: because the 'left' political party isn't... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 10, 13:05:23
      - isn't left he means. New Labour was Thatcherism Light (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 10, 13:06:59
        
        Yes, fair point... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 10, 13:10:26
  - It's the conservatives. I'm surprised people forgot the last time (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 10, 13:02:42
    - Except this time it ain't totally them... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 10, 13:04:19
      - which part of savage cuts didn't you understand? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 13:20:33
      - "Condems" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 10, 13:09:29
      - totally, Nick Clegg has shafted his own constitency for the dream job (General Chat) - pants, Aug 10, 13:07:47
      - *brake*, but not the splendid brakes... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 10, 13:06:10
- i haven't got a scooby what Mr Neville currently charges i'm afraid (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 12:51:35
  - Almost certainly - Guiness + Cambridge prices = mortgage requirement (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 10, 12:53:40
- 70p round here (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 10, 12:50:27
- do you drink in wetherspoons? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 10, 12:49:19
  - Not if I can avoid it. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 10, 12:54:08
Martin O'Neill (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:17:21
- Arsenal (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 11:39:26
  - Arsenal fans would HATE That....... trading pretty football for winning football!! (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 10, 11:40:18
    - nah they wouldn't (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 11:43:09
    - Oh I don't know. I mean, their most successful period they (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:42:59
      - Sorry guys was more of an "ironic" dig at Wenger (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 10, 11:48:05
        
        yeah, i;d hate to have the sort of failure Wenger's responsible for... (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 11:49:20
        
        He "was" a great success, no trophys in 5 years though (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 10, 11:52:00
        
        how many teams/managers actually manage to win something every year in this country? (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 11:54:50
        
        Not every team are ARsenal/Liverpool/Chelsea/man U (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 10, 11:59:16
        
        You've just named 4 teams who can win a MAXIMUM of 4 trophies between them. (Other Football) - megson, Aug 10, 12:33:29
        
        In the 18 years that the Premier League has been going only 4 (Other Football) - Vivid Data Shark, Aug 10, 13:17:41
        
        there's been lots of periods where they've struggled to win anything (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 10, 12:02:10
        
        (too many 'lots'ses) (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 10, 12:02:57
        
        Managers go stale at clubs, IMO Wenger has done a great job at Arsenal over the years (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 10, 11:57:45
        
        didn't they come 3rd in the prem and reach the Champs league quarter-finals last year? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 10, 12:01:07
        
        But what did they win? (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 10, 13:31:53
        
        perhaps, (and there's no doubt he's made mistakes) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 12:00:44
        
        ^^^ this is like Charlton fans wanting rid of Curbishley ^^^ (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 10, 11:54:46
        
        and is also a massive clue as to why O'Neill may have decided he'd had enough. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Aug 10, 11:57:44
- I reckon the Spurs one is the most likely out of all them (n/m) (Other Football) - NiftyFiftyCity, Aug 10, 11:34:07
  - That or Man City (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:39:14
- i think the special one will go to Man U when red face retires (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Aug 10, 11:24:14
  - I think you're right. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:28:43
- Somewhere which likes quitters I guess (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 10, 11:19:07
  - Has never left a club for anything other than a legit reason (Other Football) - Brandonio, Aug 10, 11:31:16
    - I dont't think Milner being sold for a squillion quid is a good reason to leave (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 10, 11:38:59
      - The reasos is not the sale itself, its the fact he will be given none of the proceeds of (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 10, 11:41:29
        
        But how do you know that? (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 10, 11:46:50
        
        Lerner said mid season he wants a 'Sell to Buy Policy' for a start (Other Football) - megson, Aug 10, 11:55:26
        
        I dont, but thats the rumour!! (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 10, 11:48:26
  - Think you are getting him confused with Steve Bruce (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 10, 11:21:51
    - From the same litter innit (Other Football) - pants, Aug 10, 11:24:13
      - I take it you mean Bruce has O'Neil has won a bit already? (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 10, 11:29:19
        
        AIR. RAID. SIREN. BANG! BANG! FUCK! REALLY MASSIVE ALARM NOISE!!! BANGFUCK! (Other Football) - tehwatch, Aug 10, 11:43:08
        
        Hello (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 10, 12:14:47
      - Agreed. Well, apart from (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:28:00
        
        A bit like Souness then? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 10, 11:28:26
        
        Indeed, although he did it pre-mega-bucks Prem. Is he a quitter too then ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:30:58
        
        Nope (Other Football) - pants, Aug 10, 11:34:19
        
        hmmm but Souness is a typical example of where you blindly praise him cos you like him... (Other Football) - Brandonio, Aug 10, 11:45:59
        
        To be fair, he did completely turn Rangers around (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 10, 11:49:31
        
        So 1 good spell in a division which was traditionally dominated by either Celtic (Other Football) - Brandonio, Aug 10, 11:51:58
        
        Well, I didn't say that did I (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 10, 11:55:29
        
        true but they were just another club he quit (Other Football) - Brandonio, Aug 10, 12:02:29
        
        *Rangers'* (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 10, 11:57:47
        
        Sounds like Roeder (Other Football) - NiftyFiftyCity, Aug 10, 11:47:45
        
        Fair enough but my opinion is simply superior to yours (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:40:45
  - Fuck me, you are on the mega troll today aren't you ? (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:20:56
- or (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:18:15
  - ^^ didn't see that there (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 11:41:21
fao arizona-got a ticket for tonight? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:52:20
- Yep. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 10, 10:57:05
  - She'll be in the Barclay, (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 10, 10:58:40
    - "I'm sorry luv, its just too smelly for me down there, I'm Out" (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 10, 11:11:20
  - lol my misses isnt coming-my 10 year old daughter is will she do 4 u? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:58:13
    - Oh (NCFC) - NiftyFiftyCity, Aug 10, 11:33:28
    - I think his point is that your missus isn't going (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 10, 10:59:49
    - * thread ends * (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 10, 10:58:39
FFS (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 10, 10:40:03
- be cheaper to drink petrol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:41:30
  - Don't let us stop you.. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 10, 10:43:24
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:44:33
Right, real football is on tonight. (NCFC) - APB, Aug 10, 10:08:20
- try and keep up=jackson cant play (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:30:48
  - Yes, I know. (NCFC) - APB, Aug 10, 11:00:50
  - Got a lift to Scunty yet you part-time bastard? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 10, 10:34:30
    - no-il fuckin drive myself.anyone want a lift? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:35:32
- 4-2-3-1. Isn't that the future, according to the WC? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 10, 10:22:41
  - actually I meant 4-2-1-3 (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 10, 10:37:22
    - Nah, 4-2-3-1 according to the WC. Hare gew (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:25:31
      - Why not Martin on the right? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 10, 11:37:51
    - nah, we'd get annihilated in the middle of the park (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 10:42:59
      - Less so than with the diamond (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 10, 10:44:37
        
        almost all the successful teams in the WC have world class players (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 10:52:09
        
        as do the teams they're playing against, unlike our opponents (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 10, 10:55:36
        
        4-5-1 it is then... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 11:00:23
      - just like friday night (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:43:58
    - Needs some JBA action in there. Drop Lord Admiral Pump for JBA. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 10, 10:38:56
  - Any defence with Martin, Nelson and Ward all playing (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 10, 10:28:04
  - ^^^^ this post genuinely is the future, by the way ^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 10, 10:23:33
  - Crofts is off with the Welshies (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 10:23:27
    - no wonder wales are shit (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:40:17
    - no wonder wales are shit (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:40:03
    - OK. But I was talking about for the season, really. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 10, 10:24:51
      - Apart from the '4' - Admiral and Hospital are NOT the way forward at the back (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Aug 10, 10:29:16
        
        and the 2 (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 10:35:01
        
        Could be Crofts or Fox (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 10, 10:39:08
- Jackson will do well to score when he's sitting in the city stand (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 10, 10:10:02
  - Good point. And I mentioned that very thing yesterday as well. (NCFC) - APB, Aug 10, 10:11:56
"Guys you're on camera" (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 10, 07:59:24
Apparently D'Urso is back tomorrow night (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 9, 08:21:45
- ready made excuse for when we lose (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 9, 09:24:40
  - it's only the Carling Cup (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 9, 09:47:39
- Beatles top hit parade (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 9, 08:35:16
Am in Italy. Found a bar with sky last night who (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 6, 16:29:25
- Blimey, surely you can find something better to do in Italy of an evening (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 6, 16:32:38
  - Been so far to: (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 6, 16:44:27
  - rubbish. Watching / listening to Norwich while abroad is a great pleasure (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 6, 16:39:57
    - I watched us lose 4-0 to Wolfs at Moulinex from a bar in Gran Canaria (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 16:42:52
      - I'm not sure that does beat my Zimbabwe experience, to be honest. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 6, 16:43:43
        
        No, I missed out the bit where I meant to say that it isn't al (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 16:46:03
- Get yourself to the Offside Bar (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Aug 6, 16:30:50
  - I thought that was shut for a ferfurb (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 6, 16:35:44
    - WHAT!?!?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Aug 6, 16:52:16
Right, that's me done (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 23, 13:47:29
- i'm off on me'ols tomorrow too. 1,600 mile drive ahead... (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 23, 14:13:39
- Corkinell, some on us might be ded by then (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 23, 14:08:48
Cajun chicken wrap, S&V crisps, napple (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 23, 12:48:26
for those that like a flutter (Betting) - Tony Martin, Jul 23, 12:30:06
Aussies 5wickets down. Could be a great win for the Pakis (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 23, 12:14:19
- Clarke gone! 216/7 (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 23, 13:18:27
  - 6 down (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Jul 23, 13:20:20
    - oh yeah! massive wicket tho! (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 23, 13:24:10
      - It does. (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Jul 23, 13:31:06
- word of warning, dont think you can say pakis any more mate (n/m) (Other Sports) - Only1Doherty, Jul 23, 12:18:56
  - Stewart Lee on political correctness (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Jul 23, 15:41:00
  - they would like it less if you called then Indian (n/m) (Other Sports) - south, Jul 23, 12:36:56
  - probably not in multicultural britain no. (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 23, 12:27:55
    - Writing 'multicultual britain' in a sneery way doesn't exactly help your cause. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 23, 12:56:19
      - what is my cause? (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 23, 13:02:50
        
        Paki has been an offensive word in Britain since the 1950s (Other Sports) - The Judge, Jul 23, 13:07:19
        
        Surely those two descriptions could equally be prescribed to you! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Sprouty from Lynn, Jul 23, 15:10:51
    - have you been away since the 70's then? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 23, 12:43:27
  - why not if you can call scottish people scots, australians - auzzies, south africans - saf (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Jul 23, 12:21:10
    - Personally, I find "aussies" very offensive. (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Jul 23, 12:50:08
    - As you well know, that is not how it works (Other Sports) - The Judge, Jul 23, 12:29:16
    - as a brit, i have no problem using the word paki. (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 23, 12:23:59
      - just because you have no problem calling them that, it doesnt matter about them? (Other Sports) - Only1Doherty, Jul 23, 12:30:18
        
        what the fuck? fucking pakis? whats wrong with you? (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 23, 12:34:05
      - Because they don't like it and it isn't up to you (pretty bloody obviously) (n/m) (Other Sports) - The Judge, Jul 23, 12:29:43
        
        labour councillor (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Jul 23, 12:33:34
        
        quite. (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 23, 12:34:50
    - Because they find it very offensive (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 23, 12:23:19
      - i dont think they do, and if they do why do they. bloke sitting opposite me (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Jul 23, 12:27:34
        
        It isn't about the derivation of the word, it's about the history of the usage of the word (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 23, 12:34:49
        
        Exactly (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 23, 12:37:53
        
        it only became racist due to the abusive words put with the word paki (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Jul 23, 12:46:14
        
        Yes, that is why it became racist (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 23, 12:51:04
        
        Of course it's racist lol (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 23, 12:50:16
        
        "brit-bashing" "Fuck off brit" "brits go home" (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 23, 12:44:48
        
        Fucking hell are (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 23, 12:48:34
        
        you fishing? (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 23, 12:49:22
        
        your ignorance is astonishing. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 23, 12:47:28
        
        his *willful and deliberate* ignorance is what is really astonishing (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 23, 12:51:49
        
        racists are ignorant (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 23, 12:51:28
        
        Very little by the looks of it (n/m) (Other Sports) - The Judge, Jul 23, 12:56:59
        
        Great, you don't get it - so what? (Other Sports) - The Judge, Jul 23, 12:31:08
        
        whose they, a small minority. bloke sitting opposite me says its fine and... (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Jul 23, 12:35:09
        
        Tricky! Tricky! Paging Tricky Hawes! (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 23, 14:40:17
      - you think so? (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 23, 12:26:37
        
        Lol at comparing yank with paki (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 23, 12:39:19
- racist (n/m) (Other Sports) - Rofl_Harris, Jul 23, 12:14:50
  - dont be daft (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 23, 12:18:03
    - Big lol! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Sprouty from Lynn, Jul 23, 15:13:58
serious techy help needed i think i'm f**ked (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Jul 23, 11:22:22
- Very bad (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 23, 12:21:58
  - Good g (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 23, 12:25:06
    - Google antispyware soft if you wanna find out about in anyway (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 23, 12:31:15
- Paul..... restart compooter... press F10 as it reboots.... enter system (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jul 23, 11:49:09
  - cheers m8 i'll give it a go (n/m) (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Jul 23, 11:51:06
- proper fucked, burn your pc. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 23, 11:30:13
- nah (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 23, 11:26:52
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 23, 11:23:28
  - wot no im not f**ked or or no there aint owt i can do (n/m) (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Jul 23, 11:24:30
    - sorry hit return by mistake (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 23, 11:31:02
      - mate i'm a total arse at this sort of thing (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Jul 23, 11:35:38
        
        the virus will have changed your intenet settings to stop you getting on the net (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 23, 11:42:02
        
        thanks m8 - but it won't even let me get to internet options (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Jul 23, 11:49:38
        
        Hiya mate (General Chat) - Old Splat, Jul 23, 12:02:23
        
        hmmm its a tricky little bugger then. google the name of the antivirus it tells you to use (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 23, 11:53:21
        
        Use Firefox (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Jul 23, 12:09:43
Friday Quiz (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 23, 11:19:54
- I don't fucking know, do I ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 23, 11:20:49
Headline of the day (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 23, 10:46:20
- A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident". (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jul 23, 11:35:53
- Nah, this one is better......... (General Chat) - no one, Jul 23, 11:02:38
  - brilliant! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 23, 11:03:22
- why was he nicked? (General Chat) - dear prudence, Jul 23, 10:53:07
  - Lolage, POTD. Well done my son. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jul 23, 11:31:29
anybody going to the game tomorrow?7000 if lucky imo 2000 geordies (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 23, 10:43:00
- 13,000 tickets sold ps i have a spare cheap one for ?7.50 in jarrold (n/m) (NCFC) - kroads, Jul 24, 00:22:45
- I'm pretty sure pk got banned for less than this (NCFC) - pants, Jul 23, 10:51:40
  - PK got banned ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 23, 11:06:35
    - for his constant bullying of IED (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 23, 11:12:19
      - where is IED these days, he never posts anymore (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jul 23, 11:13:32
        
        he's on Twitter (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 23, 11:15:59
        
        working for BBC Berkshire at the mo...alive and well as of last week (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Jul 23, 11:15:46
- You won't be, you part-time prick. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 23, 10:46:22
FUCK OFF YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING VANDALS (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 23, 10:39:46
- that is awful! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 23, 11:17:35
- Yarmouth to be rebranded too (General Chat) - dear prudence, Jul 23, 10:54:32
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 23, 10:57:14
- sounds like a theme park that is 10 times shitter than pleasurewood hills (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 23, 10:52:18
- i like it, where do i sign up? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 23, 10:50:12
  - It's not that bad. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 23, 10:52:22
    - you appear to have logged in under the wrong name today SCC (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 23, 10:54:49
      - tbf I'm not him. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 23, 10:56:37
        
        No you're not, and that's teh truth (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 23, 11:00:09
        
        She's not here (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 23, 11:05:00
        
        OK, you made your decision (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 23, 11:08:03
        
        "damned if he does, damned if he doesn't" (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 23, 11:12:22
        
        ........ (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 23, 11:29:38
        
        Unless he's not tehwatch. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 23, 11:10:54
        
        uh oh (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 23, 11:02:33
        
        He's really sweating now (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 23, 11:07:17
        
        *Raskolnikov* (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 23, 11:15:03
        
        *Raskolnikow* (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 23, 11:19:47
        
        What a remarkable display of extreme pedantry (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 23, 11:26:20
        
        Reduced to accusing the police (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 23, 11:31:02
        
        *Раскольников* (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 23, 11:24:12
        
        well that didn't fucking work (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 23, 11:24:42
- "Britain's magical waterland" (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 23, 10:45:16
- ^^^ This, only with more swearing. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 23, 10:44:41
- is that a huge cock on the photograph? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 23, 10:42:25
  - Yes, I think it's LOJ's (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 23, 10:45:28
  - lol i was about to post the same (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 23, 10:44:39
- what a tacky FAIL (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 23, 10:41:14
Caption Competition (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 23, 10:20:46
- Ouch - you know I like it better with your teeth out! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 23, 11:32:21
- Dagenham sign ex Adams family star "Thing" in attempt to recreate the hand of god goal (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jul 23, 10:43:41
- Where did i put that thrush cream (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 23, 10:36:04
  - Up a pig? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 23, 10:40:49
    - *chortles childishly* (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jul 23, 10:44:25
- "I'm sorry your cock is broken but have you heard of the fat cat fantasy football league?" (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jul 23, 10:27:50
- Physio tries to relieve swelling in groin (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 23, 10:26:40
LOL flock of sheep just ran right into the middle of the tour de France (n/m) (Other Sports) - green n yella beaver, Jul 22, 14:54:25
- there seems to be some confusion that they might've been goats (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 22, 14:59:11
  - Easy tails up goats, tails down sheep, its true, not Baallicks (n/m) (Other Sports) - Claygate_Canary, Jul 22, 15:47:58
  - Defo Sheep, they were on a Baacycle. (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 22, 15:00:11
    - are ewe sure? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Jul 22, 15:03:21
      - Yes I'm shear. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 22, 15:07:53
        
        FFS you're baarred (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Jul 22, 15:21:49
        
        If I was XX... (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 15:38:45
        
        Div bollocks. (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 15:41:23
        
        L (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 15:39:03
        
        Lovine? That's mental. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 22, 15:40:27
Seems to be working normal for me all of a sudden (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 22, 14:51:38
- yeh its suddenly gone all fast (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jul 22, 14:52:08
this is the single most disturbing thread but also the funniest I have read in ages (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 22, 10:58:12
- lollo (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 22, 11:52:47
- Don't care how funny it is, I'm not registering on a Dirty Leeds messageboard. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 22, 11:04:25
  - do you have to register? oh well, prob no point then, but it is bloody hilarious. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 22, 11:07:25
it'd be a testament to how far he's fallen (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 22, 09:50:03
- cf Rivers & Mulryne (Other Football) - jayson blair, Jul 22, 11:42:25
  - no he played for bury, but when he shot he scored for exeter who were playing at home (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Jul 22, 12:21:46
- Cureton & Scowcroft both played for Bury Town this week (n/m) (Other Football) - BSE Canary, Jul 22, 11:12:39
  - I thought Cureton played for Exeter this week? (n/m) (Other Football) - BINMEN8R, Jul 22, 11:50:13
    - Yes, only Scowcroft turned out for Bury Town, some other guy from Histon called Coroten (n/m) (Other Football) - BSE Canary, Jul 22, 16:16:34
- Oh dear (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 22, 09:55:57
  - Agreed...for every overpaid Prima Donna there's hundreds of (Other Football) - BINMEN8R, Jul 22, 10:52:50
  - Yeah look at yesterdays U19 team, how many will advance in their career (Other Football) - trustsec, Jul 22, 10:50:28
nice to see wrath back up and running this morning. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 22, 09:30:07
city bigwig seen walking (NCFC) - south, Jul 22, 09:27:56
- nah he's thinking of putting a toll booth on there to raise funds (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jul 22, 09:29:39
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 22, 10:49:26
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 22, 10:06:52
Get in! (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 22, 08:47:02
- is he any relation of bill? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 22, 08:57:40
  - apparently he's his love child (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 22, 09:16:30
- lucky you, money goes to money! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 22, 08:48:25
Right, board poll. Who is this Terry Tibbs shitpad? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 20, 12:34:04
- My money is on... (General Chat) - Terry Tibbs, Jul 20, 15:33:15
- tombs on a wind up (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 20, 12:37:16
  - He's playing at Lawrence or Arabia, inte? Could be Army Boy (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 20, 12:38:27
can i ask (NCFC) - canarysix, Jul 20, 12:14:16
- rumours were - wallsall (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jul 20, 12:36:59
  - Good lord, really? That's a bit of a come down (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 20, 12:40:25
    - thats what I thought, bet he regrets not signing on the dotted line now. and dont forget.. (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jul 20, 12:41:58
      - I think he always had a higher opinion of himself than... (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Jul 20, 13:05:38
        
        That's the perception on offer (NCFC) - pants, Jul 20, 13:16:32
        
        Over a long period of time... (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Jul 20, 13:20:32
        
        agreed re the spine. Bit of a gamble (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 20, 14:49:32
        
        He needs to play in the right system. (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jul 20, 13:42:32
        
        Yep, like when Etuhu Safri and Earnshaw left (NCFC) - pants, Jul 20, 13:32:36
Norwich City: Discuss... (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Jul 20, 11:26:40
- clubs a joke (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 20, 15:51:13
  - succinct and to the point (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 20, 19:00:43
- by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jul 20, 11:35:32
  - I've never understood that chant. We aren't. So why lie through song? (NCFC) - songwriter, Jul 20, 12:01:55
    - I don't sing it. I don't love Grant Holt. (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 20, 12:37:52
    - I don't sing it. I don't love Grant Holt. (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 20, 12:37:35
    - shun the non believer. Shun! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jul 20, 12:03:35
Zac Goldsmith interview, what a twa..... (General Chat) - romayellow, Jul 20, 09:44:49
- I heard Gove on R4 yesterday morning. He has to be the most arrogant, obnoxious c**t (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 20, 12:28:31
  - The man who will send education back to (General Chat) - romayellow, Jul 20, 13:03:01
    - Pob would be better (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jul 20, 13:32:04
    - Pob would be better (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jul 20, 13:31:11
    - Move him to Health and see if he can bugger that up - oh, hang on, (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 20, 13:17:17
- I heard Gove on R4 yesterday morning. He has to be the most arrogant, obnoxious c**t (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 20, 12:27:41
- Sorry mate don't get what the fuss is about (General Chat) - Jim, Jul 20, 11:27:08
  - Its his actual conduct in the interview that is the problem (General Chat) - romayellow, Jul 20, 12:09:01
- blame the tossers who voted tory (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jul 20, 10:32:28
  - what are you on about. blame the tosser who voted tory for the fact that he's a cnut (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 20, 10:38:55
    - I dont think he is a cnut (General Chat) - Terry Tibbs, Jul 20, 10:50:27
      - really? i think you want to check who your replying to. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 20, 11:01:38
        
        I don't think he needs to check who he's replying to (General Chat) - pants, Jul 20, 12:05:28
    - yes (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jul 20, 10:40:21
      - In that case I blame you for Tony Blair being a cnut (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 20, 10:44:45
        
        isn't that Bush? I'n sure it would haveofwith still happened without Blair (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 20, 12:31:27
- yawn, cant believe that people are arguing over some posters (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 20, 10:20:58
- What a shit story, he was targeted because he is very rich and this is generally (General Chat) - Terry Tibbs, Jul 20, 10:15:10
  - Left wing??? They were nearly as right as Thatcher. In fact Blairism (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 20, 12:33:04
  - 1st post and right wing garbage (General Chat) - Firstnews, Jul 20, 10:39:58
    - Certainly not my first post and best you hand over your fiver old bor.... (General Chat) - Terry Tibbs, Jul 20, 10:46:20
  - the only shit pads are the lib-dems for clinging on to tory cocks (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jul 20, 10:36:52
  - "union sucking, left wing s**t pads" (General Chat) - romayellow, Jul 20, 10:26:38
Contador apologises (Other Sports) - Monty Peculiar, Jul 20, 09:42:38
- should be a cracking stage today though with 4 v big climbs (Other Sports) - green n yella beaver, Jul 20, 10:18:34
- surely the cunt needs to give back the time somehow (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 20, 10:05:52
- I'm not a hardened TDFer, but whats he supposed to do? get off and wait for (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Jul 20, 09:51:11
  - no - just not attack until Schleck had rejoined (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 20, 10:59:31
    - ah ok, so how does that work then coz if he'd slow down then all the others would catch up (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Jul 20, 11:02:51
      - which others? (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 20, 11:18:32
        
        oh ok, i just thought that all the people behind them in the race would be catching up and (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Jul 20, 11:21:49
  - yes (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 20, 10:02:53
  - "I'm not a hardened TDFer" (Other Sports) - Monty Peculiar, Jul 20, 10:02:46
    - i'm getting a thrashing (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Jul 20, 10:08:41
Anyone heard of or used "Agoda" for booking hotels etc (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 20, 08:44:24
- I'm sure you've GIYLF already; but just in case (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 20, 09:12:53
  - cheers, yeah googled "are agoda legitimate" and it came up as a common search topic (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 20, 09:15:46
- Never used them; but it's not uncommon to find better deals than the actual hotel (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 20, 09:08:25
  - they are about 20% cheaper - instead of (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 20, 09:14:46
- yes, definately.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 20, 09:01:57
  - aha hahahaha I see what you did there. very clever! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 20, 09:04:56
Inception, saw it on saturday. anyone else seen it? (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 19, 13:36:58
- lots (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 19, 13:58:38
MW2 (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 16, 13:48:32
- FFS, don't get me wrong, I'm a huge nerd and play lots of videogames (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jul 16, 15:30:57
  - Is it good fun running round shooting people? (General Chat) - pants, Jul 16, 16:46:41
    - Troll ;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 16, 17:01:32
      - arf! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 16, 17:23:46
  - BF - bad company is not as good imho but only had a go once (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 16, 15:47:57
  - 2 reasons. 1 new maps. (General Chat) - megson, Jul 16, 15:35:24
    - Fair enough... (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jul 16, 15:41:00
      - I'm like that with Single Player. Complete it, move on to another game. (General Chat) - megson, Jul 16, 15:45:51
- ROFL ROFL LOL ROFLMAO Copters (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 16, 14:59:15
- Ha ha indeed, (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 16, 14:22:12
  - lol, you need to play modern warfare to understand (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 16, 14:34:59
  - ROLF! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 16, 14:24:06
- modern no skill warfare (n/m) (General Chat) - luisgarcia, Jul 16, 14:07:17
  - Seriously? Some of guys that kick my arse seem to have a fair bit of skill. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 16, 15:30:36
    - lol. mw2 is the noobiest fps ever (General Chat) - luisgarcia, Jul 16, 16:42:07
      - ^^^^^ Was shit at MW2 (General Chat) - megson, Jul 16, 17:05:32
      - Is there 4 Chatrooms of doom now...... (General Chat) - WEWILLWIN, Jul 16, 16:53:04
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 16, 17:02:49
    - Is that a euphmism for bumming, a la Panda? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 16, 16:31:22
- lol. His own fault, should have been closer to it. Owner 'picks it up' quicker (General Chat) - megson, Jul 16, 13:57:41
  - i bundle in. if its just one crate i usually leave it (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 16, 14:09:54
- I don't understand (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jul 16, 13:55:42
- And SCC thought he was wasting his life. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 16, 13:53:17
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 16, 13:55:17
- CB41 aka Area41, you're going to have to help me out with this^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 16, 13:50:35
  - Pants, I'm afraid that is one of the very few areas outside of my expertise (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 16, 14:22:50
    - Can I call you Area41 from now on? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 16, 15:10:00
  - it's a gay computer game (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 16, 13:51:39
    - Sounds like you'd like it (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jul 16, 15:01:11
Golf XI (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 16, 13:35:22
- Caddie McDonald (n/m) (General Chat) - Drew Peacock, Jul 16, 15:29:32
- stuart par-naby (n/m) (General Chat) - jayson blair, Jul 16, 14:43:11
- bunker-n forbes (n/m) (General Chat) - jayson blair, Jul 16, 14:41:24
- Alan Taylor-made (n/m) (General Chat) - jayson blair, Jul 16, 14:40:59
- mickey water-hazard (n/m) (General Chat) - jayson blair, Jul 16, 14:39:15
- Ian Bogie (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 16, 14:01:14
- AlBertross Trautmann (n/m) (General Chat) - Pat Umbrella, Jul 16, 13:58:11
- Shank Williams (n/m) (General Chat) - Pat Umbrella, Jul 16, 13:53:23
  - Matthew Upson-Down (n/m) (General Chat) - Pat Umbrella, Jul 16, 13:56:08
- Papa Bunker Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 16, 13:53:06
- Fuzzy Zola. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 16, 13:50:30
- Gary Player. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 16, 13:49:51
- Ken Brown (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jul 16, 13:49:15
- Davis Love III Forfar 4 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 16, 13:46:27
- Andy "Tiger" Hughes (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 16, 13:45:52
- Gay Brewer (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 16, 13:44:55
- Alan Rough (General Chat) - APB, Jul 16, 13:42:48
- Edward 'Wood'Wood (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 16, 13:42:37
  - EdWOOD Woodwood (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 16, 13:43:22
    - ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jul 16, 13:49:38
    - would (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 16, 13:48:04
- Russell 'Tee' Davis (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 16, 13:42:06
- St Andrews Cole (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 16, 13:41:59
- Garry B(M)onker (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jul 16, 13:41:47
- Pape Bouba Tee Off (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 16, 13:41:08
- Chris Sedgewick (n/m) (General Chat) - luisgarcia, Jul 16, 13:41:05
- Robert Eagle (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 16, 13:40:25
- Putter Boupa Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 16, 13:39:11
- It's been a driving ambition of mine to get a golf pun thread going on here (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 16, 13:38:09
  - That's a bad lie. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 16, 13:53:41
- Darren Putter (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 16, 13:37:54
- The Irons (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 16, 13:37:46
  - With Kenny Irons as captain? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 16, 13:39:47
    - No. Jeremy Irons. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 16, 13:41:05
      - ee's like the male equivilent of Patst Kensit (General Chat) - pants, Jul 16, 13:49:10
- Robert Green (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 16, 13:36:33
The Open Golf is immense. I really love it a lot. (General Chat) - no one, Jul 16, 13:27:25
- They'd have all creased clothes if it wunt 4 irons (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 16, 13:36:40
- sounds promising... a cov supporter says (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 16, 13:36:18
Coventry right-back rumoured (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 16, 12:52:59
- sounds good, a cov bloke says.... (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jul 16, 13:43:02
  - Tony Capaldi resists the lure of Ipswich Town to join (NCFC) - Jambocanary, Jul 16, 14:28:04
    - Wasn't he in Traffic? He must be ancient (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 16, 16:33:18
- i'm sure i read that on here (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 16, 12:55:29
Arjen Robben (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 16, 10:57:43
remember i posted those raoul moat tshirts on here the other day off of on waccoe (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 16, 09:38:35
- Yet when Reggie Kray is flown home, the sun and media call him a hero (General Chat) - pants, Jul 16, 10:04:27
  - i don't ever remember him being called a hero (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 16, 10:28:53
  - Ronnie Biggs y'mean? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 16, 10:06:35
    - yeah him (General Chat) - pants, Jul 16, 10:07:28
      - Bonnie & Clyde (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 16, 10:15:23
        
        ha! good example. If you're on the run, it's like a modern day country and western (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 16, 10:18:04
      - Bonnie & Clyde (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 16, 10:15:02
      - Matty Pattison (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 16, 10:11:49
        
        He got a standing ovation (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 16, 10:20:25
        
        yeah the cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 16, 10:27:54
        
        20,000 cunts applauded the piss head (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jul 16, 11:39:37
        
        where is he now? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 16, 10:49:55
        
        in a pub somewhere (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jul 16, 11:40:20
        
        According to this he last played against Amazulu. Too good to be forgotten, surely? (General Chat) - APB, Jul 16, 11:14:23
        
        Still here? (General Chat) - APB, Jul 16, 11:10:29
      - Robin Williams? (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 16, 10:09:24
      - Dick Turpin (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 16, 10:09:20
- link... (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 16, 09:42:10
- FAIL (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 16, 09:41:11
- Sorry...The page you have requested does not exist or is no longer available (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 16, 09:41:05
  - oops here yar (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 16, 09:41:42
    - The gazza one's quality (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 16, 09:50:33
      - oh dear. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 16, 10:00:56
This Jackson bloke we've signed off of out of Gillingham (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 16, 09:25:19
- Just a load of pollacks really (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 16, 09:29:46
  - For cods hake man no more fishy puns (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jul 16, 09:43:22
  - I'm not even gonna correct myself due to insufficient comedy value (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 16, 09:30:56
- I was trying to think of a way of doing a Simeon/Simian joke without being branding a bif (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 16, 09:27:22
  - ~~g racist.~~ (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 16, 09:28:03
yes, that's exactly why England failed (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 16, 08:23:32
- I read that this morning on the bus (Other Football) - paulg, Jul 16, 09:25:03
- i'd get gazza on board (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jul 16, 08:25:33
  - at least he'd bring chicken and beer (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Jul 16, 09:06:47
    - don't forget the dressing gown (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jul 16, 09:21:02
  - I'd say howay Moarty (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jul 16, 08:57:16
    - I goo sum chairin arra fissing rod... (n/m) (Other Football) - songwriter, Jul 16, 09:00:57
      - dunt larf roight but i got a can lager, well half can of lager, well just the can no lager (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jul 16, 09:28:32
  - Geordie dream team. (Other Football) - APB, Jul 16, 08:43:31
And, the winning 2013 UK City of Culture is................ (General Chat) - no one, Jul 15, 11:32:23
- FOYSC Perhaps your nothing scum Town (General Chat) - Firstnews, Jul 15, 12:18:37
- Woo! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 15, 11:52:19
- Liverpool have already had it, you big spastic (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 15, 11:34:59
  - no they haven't (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 15, 11:50:26
  - and Birmingham is on the short-list, isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 15, 11:37:49
    - Londonderry, Birmingham, Norwich and Sheffield (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 15, 11:38:19
  - Dunt think so, mong-face. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 15, 11:37:15
    - I didn't think you could enter if you'd been Euro Capital of Culture. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 15, 11:46:36
    - Indeed (General Chat) - no one, Jul 15, 11:41:53
      - Sorry no one (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 15, 13:40:48
      - yeah. What about Birmingham? Joke. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 15, 11:43:31
    - Yeah but (General Chat) - pants, Jul 15, 11:39:34
    - Are either of them about yoghurts? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 11:38:45
      - are you mullered? stop fighting your corner! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 15, 11:44:59
GFC delivery sevice.... (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 14, 20:34:39
- and the T-shirt... (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 14, 20:48:52
- ha ha ha surely after that Moat's 30,000 followers to his tribute site, (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 20:38:13
  - you've just registered 30000 usernames (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 14, 20:39:30
    - I don't get it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 14, 20:42:30
      - not surprised with that face (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 14, 20:45:48
      - it was a bit complicated yeah (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 14, 20:44:11
        
        no probs (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 14, 20:56:01
Bloody hell, you'll be 39 then David!!!!! (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 14, 17:10:53
- 35+2 = 37 (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Jul 14, 20:21:06
  - that's a different story now, BBC editing... (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 20:30:12
    - thought it was weird CB couldnt add up (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Jul 14, 20:33:42
- the quotes don't really back up the assertion that he's confident (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 17:14:42
- And he'll probably still be better than Wright-Philips and Lennon (n/m) (Other Football) - HoofinHughes, Jul 14, 17:12:30
FAO CB41 TELEVISION (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Jul 14, 11:50:27
- Why is that such a good deal? (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 14, 19:36:17
- what do you mean it isnt full HD? (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jul 14, 12:12:50
  - heck out the following wikipedia. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 14, 17:56:07
    - ^^^ what a unt, I missed out the c (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 14, 17:57:11
  - There's two "High Definition" screen resolutions, and they're marketted as "HD Ready" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 12:28:44
  - It's probably common sense but I don't know either. (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 14, 12:14:54
    - Answers (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Jul 14, 12:23:50
      - Cheers Larry, sounds like that would do me. Blueray is totally irrelevant as I don't do (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 14, 12:33:49
        
        My advice is to go with a 1080p setup. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 14, 19:17:16
      - or Virgin HD (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 12:26:14
    - Don't take this personally, but on a scale of 1-10, 10 being very, (NCFC) - tudders, Jul 14, 12:20:16
      - So i'm thick because I don't know anything about HD tellies? (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 14, 12:32:03
        
        No, it's just that you claim to know nothing about everything, (NCFC) - tudders, Jul 14, 12:41:33
        
        Don't think I do but, ho hum. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 14, 12:43:29
    - You need an HD source (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 14, 12:16:40
      - Ah. Are there plans to roll it out to freeview? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 14, 12:19:17
        
        Yes, you can get Freeview HD. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 12:24:19
        
        yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 12:21:51
        
        it's already in some places in the UK (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 12:23:37
- Crikey, that is a good deal, cheers. There's an Asda round the corner from me too. (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 14, 12:02:45
  - Advice (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Jul 14, 12:15:09
    - Incorrect, most HDTV will be 1080p going forward. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 14, 19:58:32
    - Cheers Larry, looks like they have it in that place Stringer reccommended. (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 14, 12:17:40
Quiz time: Mandelson, Blair or Brown? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 14, 08:31:15
- which one's first against the wall? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 09:40:46
- You've all demonstrated wonderful google skills... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 14, 09:12:00
  - It was serialised in The Times today... (General Chat) - thirdlion, Jul 14, 09:35:08
  - no google here (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 14, 09:21:29
- It's Blair discussing Brown, from Mandy's book. (n/m) (General Chat) - thirdlion, Jul 14, 09:08:41
- mandelson discussing brown (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 14, 08:43:15
- brown (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 14, 08:32:43
genuine WC scandal ! (Other Football) - shoddy, Jul 13, 11:30:32
- Amazing how the simpliest marketing scam works (Other Football) - pants, Jul 13, 11:45:02
  - I don't really see that as a problem though (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jul 13, 11:47:21
    - I'm not sure how massive merlin entertainments are (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 13, 11:58:37
      - Ah - I thought it was just some aquarium in the middle of nowhere (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jul 13, 12:02:06
    - they have a Sealife centre in Hunstanton too (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 13, 11:49:51
      - the octopus in there is polish tho. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Jul 13, 11:50:10
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 13, 11:59:03
        
        bloody imigrants... (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 13, 11:52:14
  - we will all be buying ?140 footballs soon! (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Jul 13, 11:47:05
- love this quote (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Jul 13, 11:37:30
- ?Your moment has arrived, little Nazi octopus.? (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 13, 11:34:07
Techy help please (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Jul 13, 11:03:40
- Hang on - 60 quid sounds steep (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 13, 11:42:14
  - i hadnt updated my AVG out of sheer laziness - hence why they got in (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 13, 11:48:37
    - Well, quite (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 13, 11:59:33
      - AVG also updates its virus definitions in the background automatically (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 13, 12:01:04
        
        But you get my general point though? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 13, 12:08:06
        
        having had 3 years of free subscription to McAfee as opposed to 7 years of AVG/Zonealarm (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 13, 12:19:27
        
        So TM is incompetent then? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 13, 12:04:29
  - ^^^ get zone alarm too (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 13, 11:48:13
- Yes (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 13, 11:30:02
  - lol (General Chat) - pants, Jul 13, 11:40:30
- Avast is free too I think; but don't know how it compares to AVG (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 13, 11:19:49
  - A little voice updates you (General Chat) - pants, Jul 13, 11:25:18
- yup just get AVG, then supplement it with Malware bytes and crap cleaner (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 13, 11:07:46
  - Malware bytes has been a great help to me (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jul 13, 12:02:55
  - might look at that malware bytes later. Ccleaner rocks (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 13, 11:08:22
    - its v good. i got a v nasty trojan (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 13, 11:12:33
- Still free that avg lark (General Chat) - pants, Jul 13, 11:06:37
- AVG is free and no sign ups needed (though they like you to click through a few hundered s (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 13, 11:06:23