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3 tickets for Leeds game next to each other... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 23, 19:43:42
- got 2 next to each other, so if you wanted to ditch one of the others... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 19:58:26
- Book early and book often to avoid disappointment ... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 19:46:16
Oh, fuck off you fucking parasites (Umbro/Nike story) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 19:38:09
- All a bit No Logo that. (Other Football) - Jono, Jan 23, 20:25:25
- link is dodgy m8, attempt to hack into my computer (n/m) (Other Football) - norfolkbroadslim, Jan 23, 20:22:59
  - It's a link to an article in the Online Guardian! (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 20:24:57
    - Clicked it, message from Norton some program trying to illegally access my pc, then my pc (Other Football) - norfolkbroadslim, Jan 23, 20:28:24
      - How odd! Maybe they drop a cookie or something (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 20:36:59
- yeah that's bollox (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Jan 23, 20:22:03
If no new players are brought in by Saturday it will prove Grant.. (NCFC) - harleston1933, Jan 23, 18:18:19
- can you explain the logic of your first statement... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 18:32:12
  - he was saying wholesale changes would be made, that is want he.. (NCFC) - harleston1933, Jan 23, 18:41:32
    - or alternatively, back in the real world... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 23, 19:21:32
      - puppet possibly not, but Harleston is not far off the mark (NCFC) - Chopper, Jan 23, 19:59:41
        
        Delia said "watch this space" (NCFC) - trt354, Jan 23, 20:46:09
        
        was it an empty space ? LOL! (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Jan 24, 01:11:56
        
        Well, I think we have to be fair to Grant (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 20:14:32
        
        I'm quite happy to wait until next season... (NCFC) - Jono, Jan 23, 20:26:44
        
        I remember a new manager signing (NCFC) - Kelly Monteith, Jan 23, 20:24:18
        
        True and if I recall correctly, Worthy swung the axe pretty quickly when he arrived (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 20:30:58
        
        Despite the way I've worded it that last sentence is not self-contradictory (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 20:39:28
      - lol, well said (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 19:56:40
      - I think there is no option other than trying to find some (NCFC) - capecodcarman, Jan 23, 19:32:38
        
        I think our scouting team are a bunch of cub scouts... they're always out (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 23, 20:08:51
- Oh diddums (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 23, 18:30:46
  - real life eh? (NCFC) - Chopper, Jan 23, 20:01:35
  - what a dick (n/m) (NCFC) - harleston1933, Jan 23, 18:32:39
20 years since I left sixth form, reunion in the air. Should I go? (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 23, 17:34:21
- Depends.. (General Chat) - snowman, Jan 24, 07:03:10
- If you think you may have a chance of a quicky from that bird who you always wish you'd (General Chat) - norfolkbroadslim, Jan 23, 20:37:04
- No (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 23, 17:44:25
  - Oh, I don't know (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 18:16:23
  - cc did you go the the no game at w.end? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jan 23, 17:49:52
    - yes (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 23, 18:04:15
      - thats good about the journey i mean! pub all afternoon was it instead ! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jan 23, 18:05:59
  - The one he always to shag but never managed to might be more desperate now though... (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 23, 17:47:14
    - I don't know what you're talking about. (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 23, 17:52:08
    - and probably more ugly too (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 23, 17:48:04
      - ...well I've been married almost twelve years. So I've forgotten what "shag" means... (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 23, 17:55:05
        
        its this thing that happens on birthdays and at xmas and when u both pissed (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jan 23, 18:07:49
        
        It's a type of cormorant (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 23, 18:01:53
        
        is it also a type of carpet pile? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 18:04:50
    - always *wanted* to shag. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 23, 17:47:43
  - sensible! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jan 23, 17:45:59
  - good call (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 23, 17:45:58
- if any of the others have made it stoopidly rich then yes (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 17:38:25
- yeah go show em what an arsehole u turned out to be lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jan 23, 17:35:27
  - ☺ Funnily enough "me now" hates "me back then" - so it might be more a case of... (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 23, 17:51:45
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jan 23, 17:53:16
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 23, 17:37:48
I look on championship clubs WWW & see news of signings, I look on ours & see the club (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 23, 16:03:20
- No need to go to Colchester, just get a ticket for the snake pit! (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jan 23, 16:26:48
  - I've adder-nough of the snake pit! (n/m) (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 23, 17:12:33
    - how are you good sir? (n/m) (NCFC) - duckandchips, Jan 23, 17:22:26
      - Very well fankoo... How are yoo? (n/m) (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 23, 17:30:30
        
        About bl**dy time! Fine thank you! (n/m) (NCFC) - duckandchips, Jan 23, 17:32:58
        
        You're a fine one to talk! (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 18:23:33
        
        I am thank you! (n/m) (NCFC) - duckandchips, Jan 23, 18:34:06
        
        Yeah, but I had to blub like a baby on crack ... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 19:34:18
        
        Yeah only took you just under an hour! (n/m) (NCFC) - duckandchips, Jan 23, 19:35:52
        
        That's because I was otherwise engaged in work and then travelling home (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 19:42:50
        
        I did thank you - sniff. (n/m) (NCFC) - duckandchips, Jan 23, 19:56:19
        
        I know you did and it was much appreciated ... But, let's take this from the top ... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 20:04:58
        
        Whats wrong with my...................................... ..................... (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 23, 17:39:27
    - oh deer! (n/m) (NCFC) - duckandchips, Jan 23, 17:14:59
- Poor old Andy ... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 16:19:06
Yum (NCFC) - pants, Jan 23, 15:56:31
- looks like Jade Goody's mother (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 16:56:00
- How come whenever I click on a MySpace link, it defaults to presenting it in French ? (NCFC) - Arganth, Jan 23, 16:02:23
  - Browser configuration (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 16:22:55
- Mile cross bird innit (n/m) (NCFC) - harleston1933, Jan 23, 16:01:55
  - Well no. (NCFC) - Arganth, Jan 23, 16:04:35
    - got hairy armpits then (n/m) (NCFC) - harleston1933, Jan 23, 16:10:06
- Bully (n/m) (NCFC) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 23, 15:58:20
  - looks nothing like him (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 23, 15:59:02
    - Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin one (n/m) (NCFC) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 23, 15:59:26
and your biggest defeat (Masochismoustastic) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 12:03:33
- 0-1 at home to Chelsea 1971/72 (n/m) (NCFC) - Kelly Monteith, Jan 23, 12:23:10
- 0-4 (Charlton), 0-4 (Fulham) (n/m) (NCFC) - Cannydc, Jan 23, 12:22:03
- 6-0 Fulham (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 23, 12:12:35
- Sheff Weds 4-1 defeat fa cup (NCFC) - pants, Jan 23, 12:07:35
  - He's on the New Years honours list apparently (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 12:08:22
    - Along with the 'Dutch Ryan Giggs' (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 23, 12:09:10
      - Fame is soooo cheap (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 12:10:07
- 0-6 (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 12:05:35
- 6-0 at Fulham. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 23, 12:04:12
  - Ditto (n/m) (NCFC) - Capital Canary, Jan 23, 19:38:31
  - ditto (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 23, 12:45:12
  - Yup. Was proud of the fans but embarrassed by the team. (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 23, 12:29:16
  - ditto. shite day (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jan 23, 12:20:12
    - Agreed, the nadir of my football experience (n/m) (NCFC) - bongo33, Jan 23, 12:23:04
  - Ditto (n/m) (NCFC) - bongo33, Jan 23, 12:18:14
  - Ditto (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 12:06:34
  - Ditto (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 12:05:42
  - Surprised you remembered it (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 12:05:37
  - Ditto. Blubbed in the South African pub BBQ garden place. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 12:04:58
What was the biggest ever Norwich win you saw? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 11:52:41
- 5-0 vs Huddersfield, Swindon and Walsall (n/m) (NCFC) - Capital Canary, Jan 23, 19:38:11
- 8 (or something) -0 away at Somersham (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 13:23:14
- 5-0 vs 4 Different teams... (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 23, 12:46:39
- I saw the Millwall game too, as well as.... (NCFC) - Barclay_Steve, Jan 23, 12:18:00
- 4-0 vs (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 23, 12:06:28
  - 4-0 vs Leeds in 86. Fuggen wars did they not like that (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 23, 12:06:54
    - showering us in bags of piss as I recall dirty northern bastards (n/m) (NCFC) - corfinWaller, Jan 23, 12:17:30
      - I was in the river end , too young for the barclay. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 12:22:08
        
        me too. took my french exchange partner there that day to (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 23, 12:25:26
        
        sharpened coins as well...happy days!! (n/m) (NCFC) - corfinWaller, Jan 23, 12:24:19
        
        sing up The River End (n/m) (NCFC) - corfinWaller, Jan 23, 12:25:03
    - like to have been at the bugger (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 12:09:26
    - Remember. All they kept chanting was that they were "Champions of Europe". How we laughed. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 12:08:48
- 5-0 wins against Walsall and Sheff Weds (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 11:57:54
- Derby 4-0 away (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 23, 11:56:22
  - You've actually been to a Norwich game?! (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 11:57:30
    - how witty (NCFC) - pants, Jan 23, 12:00:49
      - What a f**king loner (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 23, 12:11:48
      - Yup (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 12:04:41
        
        you also ran to the Burnley ground to check and ran back for the train saturday? (NCFC) - pants, Jan 23, 12:09:06
        
        Does this mean you went to Burnley? And it was postponed! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 12:11:34
        
        :) (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 23, 12:13:13
        
        In fairness (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 12:13:52
        
        I quite enjoyed it, at least we didn't lose (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 23, 12:17:13
        
        Did you see me on the train back? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 12:17:37
        
        nah (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 23, 12:21:36
        
        Because you were there? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 23, 12:09:52
- That's a difficult one! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 11:55:55
- Is the 9-0 ManUtd v Scum still the biggest Prem defeat. (Snigger). (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 11:55:03
- 8 - 0 v Sutton (n/m) (NCFC) - trt354, Jan 23, 11:54:46
  - Same here (n/m) (NCFC) - meeky, Jan 23, 12:02:51
- 5-0. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 11:54:35
  - Ooopsy. Barnsley this year was 5-1. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 11:57:13
  - Funny I was at the Barnsley game too just completely forgot bout it (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 11:55:42
    - You don't have to say that twice. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 11:57:09
      - excwuze me? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 11:58:37
        
        Shit season and all. You have just reminded me (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 12:01:03
        
        sorry misread that (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 11:59:42
        
        Splendid. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 12:03:22
- Yep. I saw the 6-1 Millwall and obviously 5-1 Barnsley this year. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 11:53:54
- 5-0 v Huddersfield in 1998. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 23, 11:53:51
- 5-0 at home to Walsall I think (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 23, 11:53:04
FAO Squirrel (& other spamees) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 10:54:12
- AB's advice is also good (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 10:56:15
  - Even better advice..... (General Chat) - Shilpa Poppadom, Jan 23, 11:08:08
    - True enough (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 11:54:00
Hey, Le Dave francais ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 22, 22:35:01
- about 5 euros a packet (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jan 23, 09:16:01
- About 3 quid here and about 3 Euros in Germany, so somewhere between the two I'd expect (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 23, 00:20:17
  - 3 Quid? And the rest (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 23, 09:11:28
    - if you need a rest to smoke cigs you must smoke some big un's! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 23, 09:14:08
      - Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 23, 09:44:45
World's most violent super model appointed ambassador of World's most violent city (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 22, 22:08:09
- there's a joke about a rio and campbell partnership being the best defence here somewhere (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jan 22, 22:13:04
  - I don't think there is to be honest; you made the right choice ... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 22, 22:18:54
FAO Arganth; Re: Fall's version of Legend of Xanadu (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 22, 08:22:08
- I've just got a copy of Ghost in my House... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 22, 09:38:01
  - Rings a bell, but can't think of it right now (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 22, 10:10:16
Did anyone go to see the Mighty Imps at Bury on Saturday? (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jan 22, 08:19:42
Just started snowing here ... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 22, 08:15:08
One for Otto (General Chat) - Kelly Monteith, Jan 22, 00:00:53
- No, that's one for me ... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 22, 07:48:02
Is it me....or are the links on here turning red, before I have read them? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 21, 22:57:48
- Here ... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 21, 23:07:21
- Mine did earlier when the site came back up (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 21, 22:59:39
  - mine is still doing it, such as with your message, was red before I clicked on it....BEN?? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 21, 23:01:25
just seen rocky film. Good film, emotional but a bit like, what was the point? n.m (n/m) (General Chat) - ingi, Jan 21, 22:48:50
- I saw it on wednesday. Thought it a bit shit really. Trying to recreate the first one. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 21, 22:58:39
- Good movie - the departed (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 21, 22:58:28
  - Got that on dvd tonight, didn't get round to watching it though. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 21, 23:01:26
  - fantastic film!!!!!! best of 2006 by a mile! cant wait for it to release on dvd n.m (n/m) (General Chat) - ingi, Jan 21, 23:00:33
    - Top notch film, love it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 21, 23:02:19
    - erm (General Chat) - conker, Jan 21, 23:02:00
      - whens it out? n.m (n/m) (General Chat) - ingi, Jan 21, 23:05:48
        
        19 Feb according to Amazon (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 21, 23:08:53
        
        Really? I already own it (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 21, 23:10:17
        
        Is that the Special Grainy Chinese Edition shot on a shaky hand held in the cinema? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 21, 23:11:41
        
        Mine's top notch. Scousers can get anything. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 21, 23:14:10
        
        not quite lol (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 21, 23:13:56
        
        Not sure (General Chat) - conker, Jan 21, 23:08:49
- didnt like it then? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 21, 22:56:04
  - oh yeh loved it!, knew i would do but still didnt think there was much point of it (General Chat) - ingi, Jan 21, 22:58:49
    - i enjoyed it (General Chat) - conker, Jan 21, 22:59:33
      - correct! i watched the box set all last week to get back in it (General Chat) - ingi, Jan 21, 23:04:52
- conker can answer that one! (General Chat) - Dog, Jan 21, 22:54:46
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 21, 22:58:05
Add to the list of great covers ... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 21, 22:00:43
- Newcastle band China Drum did a great cover of wuthering heights (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 01:07:51
  - here you go (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 01:10:31
- I mentionned that on here ages ago. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 22, 00:14:44
- Me First and teh Gimme Gimmes - Don't Cry For Me Argentina (General Chat) - romayellow, Jan 21, 22:59:53
- Chicks On Speed's version of 'Mind Your Own Business' (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 21, 22:28:52
- China Drum's version of Wuthering Heights (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jan 21, 22:25:28
  - omg!!!!!! ww2, but a good un (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 01:11:58
- Elvis Costello's 'She'. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 21, 22:05:50
Did we sign someone? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 21, 21:44:26
- Yeah, Stefan Postma. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 21, 21:45:50
  - HaHa - you hadn't done that one already? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 21, 21:50:18
    - I figured I'd throw it open to the floor. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 21, 21:56:08
      - Except the Ips bit is still there. Doh! (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 21, 21:58:07
What's worse? (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 19, 18:57:42
- Sums up all thats wrong in this country (General Chat) - downhaminone, Jan 19, 19:55:42
  - to think the government believes 50% of people can go University! LOL! (n/m) (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, Jan 19, 21:16:39
- Don't understand the question ... A racist I guess (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 19:28:54
- Does if you change some of the words. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 19, 19:08:34
- ?? (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 19, 19:05:13
Good CBB article by Germaine Greer (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 18:27:38
- Interesting (General Chat) - scruffy, Jan 19, 20:09:31
- Predicatable article by Germaine Greer more like (General Chat) - bongo33, Jan 19, 19:44:48
- I thought it was a ridiculous article (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 19, 19:03:35
- Interesting but Shilpa engineering racism? Possibly but that's wild speculation written as (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Jan 19, 18:55:04
  - Fair enough; but it rang true (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 19:18:08
    - "based on what I've read on here and elsewhere" (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 19:19:46
      - Is Jack Tweed the football agent? (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 19, 19:22:19
        
        I've no idea (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 19:27:55
  - Fair enough; but it rang true (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 19:18:08
    - song for luton fab 10th (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 19, 22:25:45
Ruth Turner, No. 10 aide arrested (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 18:19:15
Moss Chops (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:34:20
- This better surely? (went straight to the website; can't wait for the email) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 16:58:56
  - Ha ha, in that case you want *this* from today's b3ta ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 17:01:25
    - Oh fuck, that didn't work, did it? Try again. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 17:01:52
      - "Service Temporarily Unavailable (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 17:13:15
        
        I haven't tried. Don't fancy jadegoodyfansite.com or whatever in our firewall logs agains (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 17:17:26
- you rang? (n/m) (General Chat) - Chops, Jan 19, 16:45:25
- Where's my Holy Moly? I got a mini one yesterday; but nothing today (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 16:40:40
  - Ha ha. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:44:11
    - Yesterday's was just about some exclusive about three new people (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 16:51:42
Anyone knowledgable of sports injuries? (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Jan 19, 16:01:39
- sounds like a pulled muscle or sprain that hasn't healed get it checked (n/m) (General Chat) - norfolkbroadslim, Jan 19, 16:08:06
  - yep, sounds like you've done something more than rest can heal (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:09:42
- what you done? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:02:40
- apart from Peter Thorne (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Jan 19, 16:01:53
  - dont know how i did it, constant muscle ache in thigh (General Chat) - samcd84, Jan 19, 16:03:41
    - try (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Jan 19, 16:15:44
    - probably need to have it checked privately, local gp won't be interested (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:10:15
      - And just what foundation do you base that accusation on? (n/m) (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jan 19, 16:19:04
        
        loser (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:23:53
        
        he knows everything about everything (n/m) (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Jan 19, 16:21:21
        
        Well I?d imagine (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jan 19, 16:29:58
        
        well our (now EX) gp nearly killed my missus (General Chat) - megson, Jan 19, 16:50:21
        
        Our GP sent Mrs AB home with stomach pains, telling her she'd put her back out. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:56:57
        
        its scary (General Chat) - megson, Jan 19, 16:58:53
        
        or I know that operations for injuries cost about a grand upwards (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:31:16
        
        ran out of things to say now I see (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:49:23
        
        and you (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:24:11
      - I know the NHS is fucked, but doctors have an obligation to be interested (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 16:16:03
        
        fair point, better way of putting what I said, although some doctors (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:28:38
        
        They don't have an obligation to pretend they don't think you're wasting thier time though (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:19:05
        
        Sorry, been in Denmark too long (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 16:28:19
        
        the reason I said be careful in this country, is he could (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:30:15
        
        They do that because they have to form a diagnosis based on what they see (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 16:34:38
        
        yeah tendons (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:43:39
    - go to a doctor (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 16:07:15
      - cheers guys, also..... (General Chat) - samcd84, Jan 19, 16:21:54
        
        Lifestyle advice (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:36:52
        
        Steady! I was brought up there (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 16:42:01
        
        temporary relief is always ice and anti inflamoratrys (sp) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:34:36
        
        spelling wrong advice correct (General Chat) - megson, Jan 19, 16:53:07
        
        Dunno (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 16:29:56
pants is shy (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 14:41:13
- It's probably because he's a nerd (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 19, 15:00:21
  - not me not me (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 19, 15:08:35
  - loser (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 15:01:15
- am i (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 14:41:55
  - are you NCFC sam? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 19, 15:30:24
    - you've got me on yours (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 15:49:49
      - stupid i (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 19, 15:55:16
        
        his mate is hard, innit (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Jan 19, 16:17:11
        
        And that's an awful version of This Charming Man (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 16:22:22
        
        looks like a bit of a flouncer to me (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 19, 16:22:16
  - you are (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 14:45:53
    - cos I won't put a pic on myspace? :) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 14:47:00
      - Just do it, FFS. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Jan 19, 14:48:12
        
        never going to happen (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 14:48:57
        
        he's trying to be mysterious! lol (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 14:48:42
        
        I reckon everyone thinks he's uglier than he really is... (General Chat) - Dog, Jan 19, 14:50:28
        
        Think Jeremy Spake: (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Jan 19, 15:03:12
        
        maybe that's why he doesnt come to matches (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 14:53:13
        
        Never seen him and am notoriously bad at assessing men's looks anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 14:51:21
        
        Must be. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Jan 19, 15:01:01
        
        It's not far off a "hair patch" these days (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 16:09:03
        
        Trying to be hard to get. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Jan 19, 14:49:50
        
        or avoiding the inevitable barrage of photoshops on here (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 14:51:43
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 14:51:06
        
        Have a heart! Maybe he's just ugly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 14:49:35
        
        and porky (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 14:50:58
        
        i've done one now to keep you happy (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 14:54:57
        
        Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 19, 16:04:42
        
        oooohh Ive come over all peculiar!!! ;) (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 14:57:23
        
        is that your cat? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 14:58:27
        
        No that's Marjorie (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 15:02:03
        
        have you come over her too? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 15:02:31
        
        Two nuns on unicycles. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 15:06:32
        
        englishman and a jewishman at the bus stop (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 15:10:13
        
        Not bad. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Jan 19, 15:08:51
        
        Yep, still going. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 15:13:53
        
        tomorrow by the sounds of it has late kick off written all over it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 15:33:57
        
        Shut your face. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 15:35:32
        
        you want it to kick off late? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 15:39:29
        
        No, I want it to kick-off on time so I can get the fuck out of Dodge asap. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 15:50:02
        
        I see (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 15:52:22
        
        Ha. It's silver you big tool, not white. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 15:56:31
        
        It's all gone quiet, all gone quiet, it's all gone quiet over there. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:07:34
        
        Fair enough. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Jan 19, 15:16:21
        
        Assuming it's free-for-all seating (as surely it must) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 15:18:43
        
        No I held it in. (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 15:05:29
FAO D & C (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 14:02:48
- thank you! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 14:03:34
  - I notice you don't bother to thank me though (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 14:14:44
    - thank you - how's your arm? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 14:26:21
      - Where's the exclamation mark Steve got? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 14:31:43
        
        oh dear - hope your ambidextrous! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 14:39:27
        
        Sadly, I still have to use my left hand to (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 14:46:14
        
        * waits for message body to load over slow connection * (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 14:49:21
        
        Amongst other things like washing my hair and washing up (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 14:55:59
    - It's and M&S blub? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Jan 19, 14:18:24
      - Marks and Spencers? Lost me ... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 14:23:20
        
        Dirvla Kirwan in a breathy voice: "These aren't just any peas, these are peas that have be (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 14:32:11
        
        No, still lost (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 14:34:54
        
        Pants: youtube linkage required. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 14:38:37
        
        I've googled and youtube'd (nowt) and now know who Dirvla/Dervla Kirwan is (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 14:49:59
        
        She says "This isn't just food, this is M&S food" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 14:56:01
        
        Oh, I see - pretty good (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 15:06:00
        
        And that god-awful Irish sunday night thing. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 15:07:30
        
        Ballkissangel? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 15:17:06
I have been looking into my crystal balls & predict that soon (Other Football) - lovely old job, Jan 19, 13:43:38
- .............. (Other Football) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 13:47:04
  - A good reason why I think that Myspaz is a bit shit... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 13:51:38
  - "Thanks for the Dutch translation, BC. That was very kind and informative" (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 13:50:47
    - eh? (n/m) (Other Football) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 13:54:16
      - Bloody hell - you have a problem with short term memory? (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 13:55:15
        
        yes I do. (n/m) (Other Football) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 14:09:33
Who is "Everynowandagain"? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 13:36:47
- He goes to games 'every now and again' (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 19, 13:44:15
  - loser (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 13:45:43
    - Who do you think I am today then? (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 19, 13:47:23
      - loser (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 13:48:07
- I am sometimes (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 13:42:25
  - i'm every now and then, but never every now and again (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 19, 13:46:44
    - I know who you are!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 13:47:29
      - hmmm, (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 19, 13:55:52
        
        the lone ranger (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 13:59:14
        
        shut it Tonto (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 19, 14:00:47
        
        ickle rodent with Dutch footwear... (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 14:10:08
        
        nope (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 19, 14:15:01
        
        fibs (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 14:40:23
- me, new poster but been reading a while so i kins of know whose who (n/m) (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Jan 19, 13:39:04
  - Most are OK on here, the only one to aviod is Pants (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 19, 13:46:14
    - loser (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 13:47:21
      - And as you can see his range of witty comebacks (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 19, 13:49:34
- who is anyone? (n/m) (General Chat) - Chops, Jan 19, 13:37:41
  - who are you? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 13:38:25
    - I'm Chops (General Chat) - Chops, Jan 19, 13:39:54
    - Tomblander, I think (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 13:39:33
      - Think again (n/m) (General Chat) - Chops, Jan 19, 13:40:15
        
        ROTB? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 13:45:48
        
        Roy of the Bovers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Chops, Jan 19, 13:47:00
        
        will people stop changing their bloody names!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 13:41:01
        
        no (n/m) (General Chat) - ILOVElT, Jan 19, 13:46:36
        
        pants (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 13:47:40
        
        hi (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 13:48:28
        
        loser (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 19, 13:50:30
        
        I did have. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Jan 19, 13:54:11
        
        to phrase yourself... (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 19, 13:55:57
        
        Eh? (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Jan 19, 13:57:33
        
        I can never understand why people do that. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 19, 13:44:58
        
        Me neither. What is the point. It just makes old folk like me confoozed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 19, 13:51:46
        
        Do you not get bored? (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Jan 19, 13:52:35
        
        not really. If this was all you had to do all day I could see why but I ain't got time. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 19, 13:56:07
        
        Quite right (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 19, 13:57:34
        
        never, I am far to mature & serious for all of that. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 19, 13:54:35
        
        Yeah...... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Jan 19, 13:56:16
        
        why didn't you see hello to me then? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 19, 13:58:30
        
        Can't interrupt a crib game. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Jan 19, 14:00:12
        
        say not see (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 19, 13:59:45
        
        Chops (General Chat) - Chops, Jan 19, 13:42:16
The correct way to treat women (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 13:05:27
- What does this say? (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 13:29:39
  - Mona Lisa is buried in Florence (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 13:37:34
  - It says.... (General Chat) - Chops, Jan 19, 13:35:14
    - someone had to (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 13:38:27
      - rude (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 19, 14:47:47
- What about when Barnsley are at home and she needs to change feminine hygiene equipment? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 13:09:46
  - "Barnsley are at home"! (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 19, 13:12:48
  - I would. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 19, 13:10:29
    - Tudders probably has (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 13:11:48
- That's all very well, but where are the magnets? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 19, 13:07:35
Words only used by the Sun (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 19, 12:11:46
- Chirpy (n/m) (General Chat) - Chops, Jan 19, 13:18:02
- Blotto (n/m) (General Chat) - Chops, Jan 19, 13:15:56
- Jinxed (n/m) (General Chat) - Chops, Jan 19, 13:15:43
- Super, Soaraway (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 13:12:20
- Brrrrrrrrrr (n/m) (General Chat) - Chops, Jan 19, 12:59:52
- Buxom (n/m) (General Chat) - Chops, Jan 19, 12:59:28
- Dishy, tasty, boffin. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 12:34:20
  - Boffin lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Chops, Jan 19, 12:59:16
- Romp (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 19, 12:34:14
  - busty beauty (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 19, 12:34:27
- Bubbly (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 12:33:38
Just got a text from someone at the AGM (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 18, 20:24:54
- Talking of which (the Brown video I mean) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 18, 20:31:24
  - It's true that this sort of thing has been going on for years (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 20:44:15
  - frankly I think you are talking shit, post them on here & I will believe you, (please). (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 18, 20:40:39
    - Anything, absolutely anything is just a phone call away up here. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 18, 21:04:21
    - i'm waiting. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 18, 20:44:01
  - don't you remember the Bay Trading Co. girl kerfuffle? (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jan 18, 20:40:00
    - The one with the doorman from Mercy, not a good video! (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 18, 21:07:05
  - Bloody 'ell (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 18, 20:34:23
- Delia had a stroke, but Doherty was too slow (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 18, 20:28:30
- TAXI FOR BSE CANARY (n/m) (General Chat) - harleston1933, Jan 18, 20:27:20
I'm not one to spread rumours but......... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Jan 18, 20:10:47
- He looks like Ray Reardon? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 20:25:59
- Noooo for GOD'S SAKE not another one (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 18, 20:20:03
  - Thats what I said ............. (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Jan 18, 20:25:44
Is it just me or (NCFC) - BillySteele, Jan 18, 19:42:00
- is elvis in the building? (NCFC) - leedsmetcanary, Jan 18, 20:04:08
- In Da House should be the correct term (NCFC) - inutero, Jan 18, 19:49:42
  - In da Ghetto (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jan 18, 19:52:54
  - Fuck he has to make an effort to appeal to someone (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 18, 19:51:47
- I aways say this, so some might think its a vendetta, but (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 18, 19:46:58
  - Sounds like Richard Balls. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Jan 18, 19:50:18
    - Balls is still in a different league to waghorn (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 18, 19:57:55
      - Yeah. Miserable whiny league. (NCFC) - Arganth, Jan 18, 20:02:20
        
        that's true of most writers - its easier to find themes when things are shite (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 18, 20:26:25
- He's just trying to imply (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 18, 19:45:36
  - heh heh (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 18, 19:52:03
- He's a Citizen Journalist now. Bound to be rubbish (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 19:44:33
  - Sorry. Way past my 20-minute limit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 18, 20:13:13
Well that didn't help very much. Next time I think I'll try abuse. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 18, 19:35:38
- Works for the rest of us (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 19:44:50
Talk about decisions you regret. (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 18, 17:32:54
- The true story is that you were on a church roof robbing lead for your crack habit (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Jan 18, 18:37:23
- Cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Jan 18, 18:32:28
- Bloody hell! Have a medicinal whisky (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 18, 17:44:00
- Pah! A gash in the leg! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 17:40:30
  - I'll get a delivery. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 18, 17:50:13
    - Good idea (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 17:56:45
      - I'm off until 8am tomorrow. Not working means not getting paid. (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 18, 18:01:25
        
        Yeah, reckon I'd have been back at work sooner if I was contracting (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 18:04:00
- Did anyone film it? (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Jan 18, 17:37:49
  - Might be on the CCTV I suppose. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 18, 17:38:57
- Yeah yeah (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 17:37:21
- unlucky tuds (General Chat) - pants, Jan 18, 17:36:05
  - at least answer me please (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 17:37:45
    - Guilty conscience, loud and clear (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 17:55:31
      - how exactly (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 17:58:43
- that's a cunter (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 17:34:22
Dear Mr Grant (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 18, 17:22:59
- Agreed - top player knows where the goal is! (n/m) (NCFC) - Kirrie, Jan 18, 17:24:35
  - He's a bit frail, but he's an excellent finisher (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 18, 17:26:26
    - Haven't we already? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 17:29:48
      - I know, I know (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 18, 17:31:31
    - Great finisher and we desperately need someone like him.... (NCFC) - Kirrie, Jan 18, 17:28:44
FAO Matthew Spring (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 18, 17:14:40
- Sounds like he's far too much under the thumb (n/m) (NCFC) - NorwichDave, Jan 18, 17:18:21
  - I have a feeling it sounds like he's been here there and everywhere (NCFC) - pants, Jan 18, 17:50:16
- should have given her a smack and told her she doesn't get a say.. (NCFC) - colincanary, Jan 18, 17:17:55
  - Fair enough if she doesn't want to come (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 18, 17:20:58
    - well now we know who will score the wiiner when we go to Luton then ! (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jan 18, 17:25:01
      - the Doc? (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 18, 17:28:02
        
        HaHa - about the only thing he hasn't done yet (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 17:58:31
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 18, 17:53:01
      - What really, REALLY pisses me off (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 18, 17:27:04
        
        he was/is.. still it may mean that Grant knows what is wanted ? (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jan 18, 17:29:58
        
        All the business so far actually gives me some hope (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 18, 17:40:52
        
        yes... his shopping list doesn't seem to bad.. if he can shift some of the crap as well.. (NCFC) - colincanary, Jan 18, 17:45:39
        
        PLEASE STOP IT (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 18, 17:42:37
        
        lol, i think Adrian Chiles said something similar once (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 18, 17:57:17
        
        Alright, we're totally fucked (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 18, 17:45:53
        
        Yes, thanks (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 18, 17:56:16
        
        Her mum? More your age. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 18, 18:10:33
        
        just think of the role models for Jade's kids, her and her mother ! (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jan 18, 18:21:42
        
        O.k If you had ?5 who then... (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jan 18, 17:58:50
        
        Well he could have said (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 18, 18:02:30
        
        I doubt she'd go near it for ?5 (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 18, 18:06:04
Oh these reporters & theie headlines, lolihook (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 18, 16:56:04
- As a recent suffer from having one hand incapacitated (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 17:08:55
All the players in the Sunderland Porno Video have now been sold I see... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 18, 16:42:48
- Have to say, it's a rather unsettling thing to be involved in (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 17:06:05
  - can't really argue with that (NCFC) - pants, Jan 18, 17:48:02
  - Oh really? (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 18, 17:39:04
    - I was talking about the roastee ... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 17:42:53
      - Bollocks! *wasn't*, I mean (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 17:43:42
        
        Timing is everything, I'm afraid, don't call us and shut the door on your way out (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 18, 17:57:15
- Good dressing room management (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 18, 16:52:22
  - gloat (n/m) (NCFC) - duckandchips, Jan 18, 16:55:31
    - Think he meant goat (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 17:01:49
    - What about? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 18, 16:56:32
      - just like the word - though it reminds me of "toad" for some reason. (n/m) (NCFC) - duckandchips, Jan 18, 16:58:16
- Do you see his nob in it? Or is he the one filming/commentating? (NCFC) - Small, Jan 18, 16:47:22
  - filming/commentating (NCFC) - leedsmetcanary, Jan 18, 16:48:54
- dont think hes the worst...but he aint good enough to get us anywhere.well maybe relegated (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 18, 16:45:21
- i heard that off my mate who is a mackem, they were all over the moon when they got rid of (NCFC) - leedsmetcanary, Jan 18, 16:44:25
  - I wouldn't trust anything any sunderland fan told me (NCFC) - pants, Jan 18, 16:46:08
    - that's offensive to aliens (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 18, 17:13:53
    - Correct. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 16:47:32
- Who'd have thought it?! Buying more dross after more dross. (n/m) (NCFC) - duckandchips, Jan 18, 16:43:33
Afternoon scc, nice of you to join us (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 18, 16:25:50
- you're welcome (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 16:31:12
- haha - cue mock indignance (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 18, 16:28:59
  - like? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 16:31:24
    - nothing mate, nothing at all (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 18, 16:32:05
      - RoTB is still logged in though ... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 16:35:00
        
        He's not - it is two, possibly three people on here sharing a log-in (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 18, 16:40:19
        
        To what end? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 16:44:29
        
        coincedently (General Chat) - pants, Jan 18, 16:51:26
        
        i'm lost (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 17:09:11
        
        You've totally lost me (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 16:58:22
        
        Because you have the Scum filter on? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 16:59:45
        
        You've probably got the Scum Filter on. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 16:59:32
        
        Oh, err, so I have, ahem (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 17:09:48
        
        I'm pretty certain it hasn't got you in a tizz (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 16:57:59
        
        ignoring makes it go away? (General Chat) - pants, Jan 18, 17:07:17
        
        Fuck's sake you knob; don't be so paranoid (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 17:11:17
        
        chill out, just pointing out how ridiculous the phrase "ignore it and it will stop is" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 18, 17:12:14
        
        I give up (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 17:15:39
        
        rubbish (General Chat) - pants, Jan 18, 17:34:09
        
        That's right (General Chat) - BigBlubber_Craig, Jan 18, 17:13:03
        
        Who knows... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 18, 16:47:53
        
        Well, name names ... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 16:53:19
        
        sperminator (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 18, 16:56:04
        
        ... is now Charles21 (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 16:58:21
        
        charles21 is coldplay of old (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 18, 17:07:51
        
        yup (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 17:14:08
        
        I thought he was sperminator/jonah? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 17:10:54
        
        dunno where he is, probably got another job (General Chat) - pants, Jan 18, 17:13:16
        
        where are ROTB posts? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 16:51:01
        
        sorry i see them now (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 17:12:32
        
        Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 18, 16:53:59
        
        hope you're not referring to me lol! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 16:50:14
        
        Ho ho ho! (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Jan 18, 16:35:59
        
        loser (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 18, 16:37:21
thank fuck it was chapatti & not a Properbomb-with chutney. (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 18, 16:07:54
- or a nutmeg (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 18, 16:26:27
  - Or lime pickle (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 16:27:36
- Thing that amuses me (General Chat) - Jim, Jan 18, 16:24:21
  - cos they get 16 virgins in Paradise when they Martyr themselves (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jan 18, 16:28:13
    - thought that was going to be one of jamie oliver's posts then (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 18, 16:29:05
  - Must be working on the theory that (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 16:27:16
- How many days are we into this trial? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 16:15:36
- except with the state of education in this country he wouldn't have learned a thing... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 18, 16:15:29
  - I heard on t'wireless this morning, that someone on Celeb Big Brother (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 16:21:26
    - that'd be Jade's fella, apparently he's a football agent... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 18, 16:23:01
  - But her's was in make-up removal (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 16:20:10
- Loved this bit (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 16:13:20
  - I thought the same but I would imagine he thought he'd gained enough knowledge (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 18, 16:16:24
- do ya rekun he's from "Bombay" then? (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jan 18, 16:09:39
- The UEA produced Dr Death. (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 18, 16:08:58
I think we've just lost a/some slate/s off our roof. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 13:36:12
- That ?3 flight to Prague minus the roof damage = (General Chat) - pants, Jan 18, 13:54:44
- Sounds like you need an exorcist (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 13:51:34
- Quick! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 13:45:36
- Nice bit of blue sky finally. (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 18, 13:45:22
  - Do you think AB can see it through his ceiling? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 13:51:56
- think that's what the pink 'un meant about a stormy meeting tonight (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 18, 13:37:03
Who is eligible to attend AGM tonight? (n/m) (NCFC) - Burge, Jan 18, 12:38:06
- me (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 18, 13:13:53
- Louis Jean (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 18, 12:57:36
- Me ... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 12:50:21
- Me..... but can't make it up from Bristol, if i lived in EA i'd be there like a shot (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jan 18, 12:46:36
- Share holders... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 18, 12:44:01
- tiny people (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 18, 12:43:19
  - and wheelwrights (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 18, 12:45:39
    - and stokers (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 18, 12:47:19
      - and people who still collect tazos (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 18, 12:49:52
      - monks (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 18, 12:47:30
        
        tanners (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 18, 12:47:44
        
        fallen angels (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 18, 12:47:58
        
        the crumbs in your bed (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 18, 12:56:07
        
        savant(s) (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 18, 12:48:43
        
        The little bits in your eyes (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 18, 12:57:16
        
        Graham's mum (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 18, 12:49:21
        
        No, she knows less than Delia about football ... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 12:54:24
        
        smurfs (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 18, 12:50:41
        
        elves, pixies, fairies, picts, barbarians, hooligans and the Welsh (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 18, 12:55:01
        
        anyone with a donkey jacket on (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 18, 12:54:22
The Academy & The "1 And A Half Hour" Travel Catchment Rule? (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Jan 18, 12:15:12
- The rule is only for kids under 16... (NCFC) - Dr Baker, Jan 18, 13:42:07
- transfer window (NCFC) - hucksleapingheader, Jan 18, 12:37:27
- Southampton got Bale from a non-league club; presumably got lucky with Walcott (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 12:32:41
- good post (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jan 18, 12:27:36
  - Too many words (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 18, 12:29:02
    - Steve...Go On, Give It A Read!!? (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Jan 18, 12:34:51
Fridge Update. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 10:51:09
- Is there room to sleep in it if needs be? (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jan 18, 11:01:00
  - I reckon I could fit in it, if I took the shelves out. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 11:11:16
    - Actually, for a fridge, it'll 4-6 degrees ... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 11:38:51
- cool (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 18, 11:00:02
- You really are a bit weird about your fridge, AB. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 18, 10:54:13
  - Am not. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 10:59:24
- nice one (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 10:53:29
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jan 18, 11:02:59
  - It's going to end in tears (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 10:57:23
    - You're assuming that after buying the Beast I've got sufficient funds to "go away for the (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 10:58:44
Why are we in a mess then? (NCFC) - Kelly Monteith, Jan 18, 10:04:37
- worthy got the board to agree (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 18, 10:34:04
  - Did he? (NCFC) - Kelly Monteith, Jan 18, 10:41:52
  - They were great (NCFC) - Old Gregg, Jan 18, 10:34:41
- Can't really blame the Academy... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 18, 10:10:32
  - Three points (NCFC) - Kelly Monteith, Jan 18, 10:19:32
    - Long time since we saw three points on here (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 18, 10:29:37
    - I am also not sure how seriously they scout the 1.5 hour area for youngsters (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 18, 10:24:41
    - Response... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 18, 10:23:23
      - Point 1: Pascal's Wager wearing football boots, argument doesn't wash in reality. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 10:30:08
        
        Bakunin ... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 10:58:52
        
        Don't start me on philosophy, I'll be forced to reveal that I have a Very Small Brain. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 11:02:16
        
        Well, I had to look up Pascal's Wager to make sure it was about the existence of God ... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 11:08:53
      - Point 1 (NCFC) - Kelly Monteith, Jan 18, 10:28:49
        
        This is entirely valid (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 18, 10:39:15
        
        You'd be the first to moan if the Academy closed and the next Henry... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 18, 10:35:28
        
        No you would (NCFC) - Kelly Monteith, Jan 18, 10:43:59
        
        I am... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 18, 10:46:12
        
        But Wolves, WBA and Villa are in the middle of a massive urban sprawl! (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 18, 10:52:59
        
        No point arguing with someone who will never change their mind (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Jan 18, 10:47:25
        
        Indeed (NCFC) - Kelly Monteith, Jan 18, 10:49:34
        
        You can see into the future then? (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 18, 10:55:13
        
        You have to look at the risk and reward (NCFC) - Kelly Monteith, Jan 18, 11:04:24
        
        You are right about Morgan the bloke was clueless (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jan 18, 11:08:51
        
        That's the thing, it's all about getting the right people... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 18, 11:08:18
        
        Except that (NCFC) - Kelly Monteith, Jan 18, 11:17:59
        
        Surely it's like first team managers though? (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 18, 11:21:52
        
        Fair point he says begrudgingly (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Jan 18, 10:53:17
      - Point 2. (NCFC) - Kelly Monteith, Jan 18, 10:26:22
        
        That's the point... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 18, 10:36:07
        
        That's the point (NCFC) - Kelly Monteith, Jan 18, 10:47:52
        
        Rules were different when Upson was young (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 18, 10:49:21
        
        AFAIK (NCFC) - Kelly Monteith, Jan 18, 10:50:55
        
        True... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 18, 10:58:16
      - Point 3 (NCFC) - Kelly Monteith, Jan 18, 10:25:10
        
        I'm pretty sure that once they... (NCFC) - Dr Baker, Jan 18, 10:40:36
        
        i think from the age of 15, they move them down and put them with families in Norwich (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 18, 10:27:12
        
        Source? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kelly Monteith, Jan 18, 10:29:11
  - Without any thought for clubs in rural areas (NCFC) - Old Gregg, Jan 18, 10:14:02
    - Howard Wilkinson is to blame. (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 18, 10:24:03
    - Especially as half our catchment area is in the North Sea (n/m) (NCFC) - Fleggster, Jan 18, 10:20:12
      - I know I've asked this before (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 18, 10:22:30
        
        They must move them to their area and put them in digs (NCFC) - Old Gregg, Jan 18, 10:28:21
Takes one to know one ... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 18, 00:02:16
PinkUn reports Marshall loan (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 17, 20:25:43
YouTube: the infamous Zimbardo prison experiment documentary (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 17, 19:41:39
- Excellent find BC, I'm going to take a look at that later (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 17, 19:58:18
  - They had to abandon it after 6 days (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 17, 20:09:29
    - people are clearly predisposed to fulfil such roles (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 17, 20:38:40
      - It was scheduled for two weeks (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 17, 20:54:57
        
        I wish I'd tried a bit harder at university, I could've been doing experiments like this (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 17, 21:24:49
        
        God no! Computing Science! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 17, 23:54:17
        
        Zimbardo was a sadist (General Chat) - Chops, Jan 17, 22:21:55
        
        Yes, he says he only realised how far it had gone when she said something (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 17, 23:50:30
I need to buy a laptop (General Chat) - phrankin, Jan 17, 18:26:33
- Say goodbye to viruses and other malware (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 17, 18:36:00
  - and hello to an empty wallet! (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Jan 17, 19:03:01