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FAO: BJT (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 28, 12:28:55
- Sorry - phone has been in my bag on slient. (General Chat) - bjt, Mar 28, 12:34:48
  - Tut tut... (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 28, 12:37:56
    - wah wah hut (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 28, 13:12:14
    - Call an ambiance. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 28, 12:40:10
      - And then smooth one right off. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 12:41:09
        
        yes (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 28, 12:45:06
        
        I know. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 12:47:53
    - Office phone. (n/m) (General Chat) - bjt, Mar 28, 12:40:06
      - office trolley (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 28, 14:27:49
        
        I know, but he can't help it. (n/m) (General Chat) - bjt, Mar 28, 15:28:26
fao berlin (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 28, 12:00:55
- but DRM only works on the latest version of WMP, no? (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 28, 12:44:25
  - Depends whether you've got the right TLAs installed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 12:48:25
    - Not to mention the critical object-flangelatory googlespector API manga engine (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 28, 12:49:58
      - How do I check if I have that installed? (n/m) (General Chat) - bjt, Mar 28, 12:55:02
        
        Google for "Acronymonator", install that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 12:56:45
- BBC are also adopting an MS only DRM ... (General Chat) - bjt, Mar 28, 12:03:00
  - Yes, that's the speculation I believe (unless it's fait accompli now) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 28, 12:08:42
    - I did wonder why they didn't attempt to out run them and get back to their ship ... (General Chat) - bjt, Mar 28, 12:21:29
      - Fuck knows how that got posted there - should be below. (n/m) (General Chat) - bjt, Mar 28, 12:22:13
Interesting, right back isn't he (NCFC) - hod80, Mar 28, 11:46:56
- highly thought of once (NCFC) - jayson blair, Mar 28, 12:03:14
  - blimey, you're right about the low hit-rate (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 28, 12:05:05
- Rather have Billy Jones. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 28, 11:58:15
  - We've been linked with him for absolutely ages (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 28, 12:00:21
    - Who? Billy Jones, Luke Varney or Paddy O'Semaphore? (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 28, 12:01:43
    - Otsemobor, that is. Not Jones (or Varney) (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 28, 12:01:39
      - We didn't know. Especially Brom. Not even Dave in France knew. (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 28, 12:02:19
    - Yes. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 28, 12:01:11
      - We have scouts? I didn't realise. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 28, 12:03:29
- Otsemobor - can't wait to hear the Barclay chanting that (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 28, 11:56:12
  - or someone trying to pronounce it on canary call (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 28, 11:58:33
    - At least they could do the "bor" bit (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 28, 11:59:29
      - Woss tha' roight, bor? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 12:00:39
- He's got two holes in his bum too (n/m) (NCFC) - Everynowandagain, Mar 28, 11:55:21
- he's out of contract so would come for free (NCFC) - pants, Mar 28, 11:51:20
  - The torn hamstring sounds ominous (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 28, 11:54:43
    - deep seated thigh strain (NCFC) - pants, Mar 28, 11:56:29
- oh, houllier signed him didn't he? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 28, 11:48:12
  - houllier than thou (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 11:49:04
    - Good, he was quality for Liverpuddle in the Prem a few years back (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 28, 11:50:24
      - was that with an everton player or summit? (NCFC) - pants, Mar 28, 11:53:17
    - I thought he w2as yoooof teamer (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Mar 28, 11:50:19
      - Shotgun, wasn't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 28, 11:50:38
FAO Tomblander (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 28, 11:44:56
- Yes, that's been bothering me (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 28, 12:14:26
- They were taken from a dingy weren't they ... (General Chat) - bjt, Mar 28, 11:48:32
  - I don't know if their dinghy was dingy, though it might have been given defence cuts (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 28, 11:53:16
- MI5 mole amongst them, delibarate capture. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 11:45:58
  - Aha! *taps nose knowingly* (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 28, 11:51:25
  - Only it'd be MI6 wuntut. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 11:49:47
Would it be worth sacking McClaren if he were (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Mar 28, 10:59:20
- maybe coppell but needs (Other Football) - megson, Mar 28, 12:08:05
  - Megson for me. (Other Football) - Cannydc, Mar 28, 12:14:45
- Why is everyone so hostile to Big Sam? (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 28, 11:38:11
  - Just don't like him (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 28, 11:43:13
    - You forgot "crooked" and "nepotistic" (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 11:47:26
    - You on about pants or BIG Sam? (n/m) (Other Football) - Everynowandagain, Mar 28, 11:44:11
  - Done wonders?? Who couldn't have on the moeny he's spent (Other Football) - Everynowandagain, Mar 28, 11:42:09
    - but with a national team (Other Football) - Dave in France, Mar 28, 11:43:39
      - Perzackerly (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 28, 11:45:32
- Dennis Wise (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 28, 11:36:55
  - pants foolish (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 28, 11:45:43
    - rofl ticket (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Mar 28, 11:56:28
  - Shut up. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 11:43:06
    - Or what eh? (Other Football) - pants, Mar 28, 11:57:28
- Coppell (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 28, 11:35:44
- Venables??? (Other Football) - mr carra, Mar 28, 11:20:22
  - Sounds like Sheepshanks on the fa (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 28, 11:34:46
  - The sound you can hear is that of all the relevant boxes being ticked. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 11:25:23
- What about Roy Hodgson? (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 28, 11:17:54
  - What about Roy Race? (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 28, 11:36:11
- As I said below... (Other Football) - Swiss Yellow, Mar 28, 11:04:51
  - the best national managers are those who can get the best out of limited resources (Other Football) - Dave in France, Mar 28, 11:13:21
- I think Jewell would do a better job than McClueless (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Mar 28, 11:01:14
  - I think I would. (n/m) (Other Football) - bjt, Mar 28, 11:49:02
  - I've come round to quite liking Coppell. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 11:02:54
    - I think Glen Roder has the most dull voice in football. (n/m) (Other Football) - bjt, Mar 28, 11:44:24
      - purrs after a little stroke though (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 28, 11:52:25
        
        Don't we all (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 28, 12:00:25
    - and he couldn't handle the pressure at Man City (Other Football) - mr carra, Mar 28, 11:21:56
FAO pants; re: Vib Gyor (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 28, 10:39:07
- That's exactly what I thought about the Fratellis. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 10:46:09
  - typical advert band (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 28, 11:21:34
  - You heard Neutral Milk Hotel? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 28, 11:10:24
    - I have in passing but nothing serious. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 11:15:06
      - Think "Aeroplane Over The Sea" is the only one (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 28, 11:18:07
    - I knew I had something to tell you (General Chat) - pants, Mar 28, 11:11:40
      - Except it's not available I don't think in Denmark ... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 28, 11:16:13
        
        how come? (General Chat) - pants, Mar 28, 11:36:18
        
        Dunno to be honest ... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 28, 12:03:41
  - did you download that victorian english gentlemans club album? (General Chat) - pants, Mar 28, 10:55:00
    - Yes, the lot. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 10:57:02
      - On reflection I should add that a couple of tunes (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 11:04:46
        
        if you tell me the tremendous ones, I'll download them :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 28, 11:14:51
        
        Let me check if I've got it here, otherwise I'l have to get back to you (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 11:15:54
        
        "The Tales Of Hermit Mark" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 11:24:34
        
        I've met Kim Deal at a Happy Mondays gig at CBGBs in New York (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 28, 12:25:07
        
        It's her fault I took up playing the bass. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 12:33:01
        
        "Impossible Sightings Over Shelton" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 11:29:23
        
        "Dead Anyway". (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 11:33:59
        
        :) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 28, 11:35:43
        
        Fair enough: "Ban the Gin" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 11:37:18
        
        "Under The Yews" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 11:59:58
        
        "Cannonball" - tree-men-dous (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 12:05:13
        
        cool (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 28, 12:12:19
        
        That's your lot - Cannonball last track on album (apart form bonus track on the end (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 12:18:50
        
        downloaded (General Chat) - pants, Mar 28, 12:51:00
        
        can't help thinking about them (General Chat) - pants, Mar 28, 13:06:50
        
        The one on the right? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 28, 13:14:30
        
        yeah (General Chat) - pants, Mar 28, 14:25:42
- wise choice, brakes kick ass (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 28, 10:40:16
- Mixture between Coldplay and Radiohead... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 28, 10:39:53
  - Bloody hell, suicide central (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 28, 10:47:18
    - thought the coldplay bit was harsh (General Chat) - pants, Mar 28, 10:53:16
      - Coldplay was my first thought (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 28, 11:12:05
      - Not heard them... (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 28, 10:54:25
        
        Exactly. For proof look no further than Travis. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 10:55:45
        
        Ben Stiller is in the new Travis video... (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 28, 10:59:29
  - You went to see coldplay didn't you? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 28, 10:44:44
    - Yes, and Radiohead (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 28, 10:45:07
      - I also watched Walsall play football (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 28, 10:48:27
        
        I did that too once (General Chat) - pants, Mar 28, 10:49:27
        
        Was that at the Bescott? (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 28, 10:54:42
        
        yep, saw you on the way out that day (General Chat) - pants, Mar 28, 10:59:24
        
        That was a good game... (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 28, 11:00:50
        
        Yeah, and shock horror, Hendo turned the game (General Chat) - pants, Mar 28, 11:05:55
        
        Henderson, to be fair to him, had a couple of really good games that season... (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 28, 11:07:18
        
        he was really good last night apparently (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 28, 11:10:16
        
        You went to a game? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 28, 10:53:23
        
        you should all beg me to go more often (General Chat) - pants, Mar 28, 11:06:48
        
        Hull next week! (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 28, 11:14:18
        
        can't (General Chat) - pants, Mar 28, 11:41:20
        
        ... just as well I'll be in Hull then, if the riff raff are coming ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 11:44:12
        
        Will you be going to Burnley replay in April? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 28, 11:08:02
      - did you cut yourself then? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 28, 10:48:05
        
        whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 28, 10:48:58
Gordon Brown (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 27, 22:48:47
- Texture like sun (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 28, 00:45:18
  - Lays me down, with my tax he runs (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 28, 09:10:39
    - Throughout the year, he costs me dear, Always a frown, with Gordon Brown (n/m) (NCFC) - Chocolate Warrior, Mar 28, 10:00:05
      - Tremendous effort lads, well played. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 10:52:05
- A few points...... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Mar 28, 00:08:32
  - "No" (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 28, 00:12:14
    - Beyond the point really....... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Mar 28, 00:14:55
      - "Born again Tory"? (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 28, 00:17:35
        
        Read his other posts,listen to his general views on things..... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Mar 28, 00:19:53
        
        The fundamental problem with that (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 28, 00:21:45
        
        Big soft titties (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Mar 28, 00:23:39
  - My spelling is awful!.... (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Mar 28, 00:11:50
- Gordon Bennett (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Mar 27, 23:49:11
  - Albert Bennett (n/m) (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 27, 23:58:10
    - Prince Albert (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Mar 28, 00:02:44
Tomorrer I will be mostly (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 27, 16:58:47
- and i shall be mostly (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 27, 17:05:30
  - Make sure you pick the low hanging fruit. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 27, 17:24:01
  - How glad I am that I work for a company that isn't big enough to put faith (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 17:20:44
    - agreed (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 27, 17:23:37
  - Flipcharttastic (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 27, 17:06:18
    - given the munter to non-munter ratio, that's pretty much assured (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 27, 17:09:29
      - We don't ask for cv's anymore. (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 27, 17:46:41
      - Lucky you (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 27, 17:19:59
Any of you soft wankers like Amon Tobin? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 16:43:11
other than Bristol... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 27, 13:50:52
- cafepress (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 27, 13:57:50
  - have you got your order in for your pants yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 27, 14:02:29
    - *shakes head* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 27, 14:06:03
      - well hurry up, they're selling fast... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 27, 14:12:13
- I got one for xmas year afore last. It had (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:57:49
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 27, 13:58:20
- Anywhere. Just get a radio and run the mains adapter out to the nearest socket (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 13:55:10
  - Or simply disconnect your car battery (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 27, 13:56:50
    - i have a miniature nuclear reactor already installed in the bathroom (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 27, 13:58:53
    - Yeah, and you can try one of those shower toasters as well. Lovely old toaster (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 13:57:59
      - Hmmm, great idea Steve (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 27, 14:00:56
- They might sell them in America (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 27, 13:52:25
  - here with reviews (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 27, 13:55:47
    - nice, may have a look in Bonds (or Robert Sayle as it's known here) for that (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 27, 14:14:09
    - What a ridiculous invention. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 13:57:17
      - Never before has shower become such a sensual experience, (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 27, 14:02:26
        
        This is the best christmas present I bought my boyfriend last year. Originally (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 27, 14:04:00
        
        Would have been cheaper to buy him a jazz mag (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 14:05:37
        
        You know you've gotta ditch her (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 27, 14:07:19
- bonds (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 27, 13:51:38
THe doc's been taking notes from Ashton (NCFC) - megson, Mar 27, 12:25:25
- "Master" Martin... christ if I here this phrase again from Waghorn... (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 27, 12:48:31
- I know a man that spends a lot of time in a boy's body. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Mar 27, 12:29:48
  - Not on normal courtyard exercise. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 12:32:09
  - you are a sick man (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 12:30:19
- Speaking of which (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 12:29:12
  - I saw that, they were as muscly as a goose. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 12:32:19
- Sounds like something IED would say at uni as he discovers his persona further. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Mar 27, 12:28:14
  - twat (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 27, 12:32:03
    - Just banter :) (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Mar 27, 12:35:52
      - No, bullying (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 27, 12:36:17
        
        Says the biggest one of them all! :-P (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Mar 27, 12:36:49
        
        Thought that was meant to be me (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 12:41:02
        
        Get a room (n/m) (NCFC) - Everynowandagain, Mar 27, 12:39:45
        
        They should announce their engagement (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 27, 12:45:00
        
        Doubt it very much. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Mar 27, 12:46:05
    - Bully (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 12:34:07
    - Fight him. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 12:34:05
      - Bully (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 12:34:29
        
        It's character building. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Mar 27, 12:36:24
  - Bully (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 27, 12:31:55
Why i love this time of year,part 1....... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 27, 12:08:48
- Part 2? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 27, 12:20:48
  - Don't think he's managed part 2 yet, unless they had a whip-round in Amsterdam (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 12:25:21
    - are you getting PK and IED muddled up? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 27, 13:18:19
  - Will be tomorrow,stay tuned. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 27, 12:22:16
    - Looking forward to it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 27, 12:22:34
      - fool (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 12:23:44
        
        Spool (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 27, 12:24:11
        
        gruel (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 12:24:43
- You are SCUM, you are a purge in society (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Mar 27, 12:14:54
  - Oh I say (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 12:16:28
  - Why.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 27, 12:15:46
    - You pay taxes? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 27, 12:21:55
    - Where you working at the moment? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 27, 12:20:30
      - In the retail sector for Wilkinsons (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 27, 12:21:47
        
        Shelf stacking then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 27, 12:28:24
        
        Nope..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 27, 12:30:38
        
        With that description you sound like the work experience boy (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Mar 27, 12:38:58
        
        "all the crap jobs".... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 27, 12:42:02
        
        Give it another 5 stretch, and who knows? (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 27, 12:44:20
        
        As long as someone is happy in their job-that is all that matters. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 27, 12:46:50
        
        Do they not trust you with the tills? (n/m) (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Mar 27, 12:37:49
        
        Just something i have never done before or trained for. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 27, 12:39:39
        
        Set your sights high old son. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 27, 12:40:51
        
        He's a chav... (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 27, 12:38:49
        
        LOL-have never stolen in my life,unlike.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 27, 12:40:26
        
        I started work at 21 after Uni... (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 27, 12:43:59
        
        Who, in turn, will pay your pension (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 12:43:29
        
        If it wasn't for young people in their late teens and early 20's doing "crap jobs"........ (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 27, 12:45:37
        
        you serious ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 12:48:39
        
        Indeed. manual workers are the lifeblood of the economy. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 27, 12:48:11
        
        Yes. Thank God our countries aren't run by former stoodunts. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 12:56:11
        
        They are though-clueless MP's who the only thing they have been in there life is........ (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 27, 13:00:02
        
        You've got a point there, we should start some more wars, so the layabouts (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:05:29
        
        There isn't my point at all and you know it...... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 27, 13:08:21
        
        Like Churchill (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 13:25:37
        
        No, I know, I'm just teasing you to get a reaction. For a laugh. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 13:14:28
        
        i thought so :-P (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 27, 13:15:39
        
        20p's probably, GIPPO (n/m) (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Mar 27, 12:40:25
        
        the retail sector (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 12:25:52
    - I have a Swiss army knife with a tool for taking bread out of the mouths of the poor. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 12:17:25
      - That's what your feet are for, fool. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 27, 12:31:01
      - Mavellous....go and show it to Ben Fogle on Castaway or something then. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 27, 12:18:35
- Having a smoke too? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 27, 12:10:04
  - and some Hovis. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 27, 12:27:39
    - and a cup of bovril (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 12:29:55
      - Cup of rosey (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 27, 12:31:17
  - Outside the pub.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 27, 12:12:51
  - A cigar and a pint of Spitfire (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 12:11:19
    - Talking of Spitfire... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 27, 12:14:12
    - I like the cut of your gib (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 27, 12:12:09
      - Jib (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 12:13:28
        
        gib (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 27, 14:38:28
What do cat's eat for breakfast? (General Chat) - pants, Mar 27, 10:01:35
- They don't have time for breakfast - they have to be out pissing and shiting all over my (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 10:52:06
  - do you have a mini malky? (General Chat) - pants, Mar 27, 10:59:03
    - No - that was a free accessory which I binned straight away. The big 'go-away' one works a (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 11:07:14
      - Try an airgun. Works even better. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 11:08:15
        
        Or a dog (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 11:08:21
  - Cats aren't stupid, they'll just do thier toilet at night, while you're in (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 10:58:49
    - Yes, although I have hired a couple of mercs to cover the night shift. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 11:08:56
      - did you hire them from Tomblander? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 27, 11:18:00
        
        a bit (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 12:19:27
- *cats* (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 10:08:06
Hmm this could make things interesting (NCFC) - megson, Mar 27, 09:19:00
- I would think it could go either way (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Mar 27, 10:28:37
- Is it still early in the morning, and therefore I'm still sleepyheaded ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 09:49:48
  - I've had an idea (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 27, 10:08:15
    - We should battle it out from now till the end of the season on tffo (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 27, 10:14:32
      - You're fucking on, pantsy boy. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 10:20:20
        
        nope, same as you, signed up and didn't bother (NCFC) - pants, Mar 27, 10:21:37
        
        Here (NCFC) - pants, Mar 27, 10:23:47
        
        Game on then. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 10:23:05
  - The link was to page two, there is a page before it (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 27, 09:52:07
    - whoops yes sorry (NCFC) - megson, Mar 27, 09:58:56
    - Duh. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 09:57:12
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 27, 09:59:17
Probably WWII but did everyone hear that Pakistan has decided to drop Cricket (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 26, 19:23:29
- Awful. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 09:50:20
- Only team to enter the cricket world cup and come away with the Ashes (n/m) (General Chat) - Youre Not Worthy, Mar 26, 21:46:38
- CUE PC really offended brigade (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 26, 19:25:15
  - bit tricky if you're a Sikh (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 26, 19:26:24
    - ummm...why? (i'm gonna regret this) (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 26, 19:27:33
      - bit tricky with your turban (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Mar 26, 19:32:46
  - "That's so sick, my Granny was strangled...TWICE" (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 26, 19:26:12
2008 Olympics (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 26, 15:14:46
- That's nothing compared to London 2012 (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 26, 15:22:05
  - I got my very first ever veruca in St Augustines (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 26, 15:29:47
    - How lovely (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 26, 15:33:05
    - Ah, happy days (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 26, 15:31:35
  - Stunning (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 26, 15:24:04
  - That can't be right. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 15:23:46
  - Is that the Olympic sized one they built in Norwich? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 15:23:34
    - It is the now-demolished St Augustine's (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 26, 15:26:46
      - Have they knocked down St. Augustines? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 15:29:20
        
        Think it was unsafe (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 26, 15:34:16
        
        Unsafe? I think someone from my school caught TB from it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 15:36:27
      - Once this little baby was opened St Augustines was doomed (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 26, 15:28:10
- "The transparency of water, with the mystery of the bubble system ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 15:20:21
  - British Sea Power: "Fear Of Drowning" (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 15:29:29
  - Doubt it does f**k... (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 26, 15:20:52
- Wow. That is quite something. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 26, 15:19:45
- Aquatastic! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 15:16:35
  - Stadium looks great too (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 26, 15:17:27
    - Yes it does - stunning! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 15:22:46
Geekface question: Is it true that 95% of modems do not work with Vista? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 14:50:08
- 95% of anything doesn't work with Vista! (n/m) (General Chat) - andross, Mar 26, 20:06:22
- How would I know? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 26, 15:00:38
- Are people still using dial up modems? How quaint (n/m) (General Chat) - Army Boy, Mar 26, 14:58:51
  - How many external dial modems have you seen in the last 10 years? (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Mar 26, 15:03:54
    - 8 (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 15:07:46
      - board violation (General Chat) - megson, Mar 26, 15:26:54
- I really doubt it (General Chat) - scruffy, Mar 26, 14:56:39
  - I'm using Vista at work... (General Chat) - Ben, Mar 26, 18:41:55
- Probably 95% of hardware in general. (n/m) (General Chat) - bjt, Mar 26, 14:51:30
peapod questions........... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 26, 14:33:20
- Dry them, flail them in the searing sun for two hours with a strip of raffetta and then (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 14:40:28
  - make them into a spine. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 14:41:02
- Yep, take the filmy stuff off the inside of the pod and eat raw. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 14:37:58
- Pig swill (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 14:34:03
  - Pigs will what? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 26, 14:35:57
    - Eat anything - including old pea pods (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 14:36:39
"I think I'll have the soup and the sea bass. What about you, darling?" (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 26, 14:02:06
- Spy microphones picked up the following conversation (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 26, 14:11:28
  - Dreadful & saw it coming a mile off (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 14:12:26
- I'LL HAVE THE Duck a l'orange... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 26, 14:05:00
Just had a really good Bangladeshi Call Centre experience (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 13:21:37
- Had some call centre ring up this morning ... (General Chat) - bjt, Mar 26, 14:08:41
  - Nicola happens to be the man-servant's name in Arms and the Man (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 26, 14:20:07
    - Well he proceeded with ... (General Chat) - bjt, Mar 26, 14:51:00
      - in which case you sound like a girl, simple as (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 26, 21:07:38
    - "Man servant" (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 26, 14:24:20
  - Nicola happens to be the man-servant's name in Arms and the Man (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 26, 14:20:03
- Did you go for the dhansak or the balti? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 26, 13:28:29
  - Bhuna (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 13:32:51
    - A good choice - though chicken dhansak and pathia are favourites of mine (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 26, 13:35:27
      - Pathia is the king of all curries... (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 26, 13:56:57
        
        I agree... unfortunately - does that make me an upper class twit? (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 26, 14:12:18
        
        Oh yeah, undoubtably (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 26, 14:58:05
Andorra V England, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Mar 26, 12:20:55
- Did the tattoo hurt (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 12:22:37
  - I'm going for the piss-up, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Mar 26, 12:24:44
    - Do that, definately. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 12:26:52
      - Johnson looked woefully out of his depth (against Israel...) (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 26, 13:00:10
        
        I was quite despondant on saturday (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 13:04:41
        
        Thing is it was a ridiculously unbalanced side (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 26, 13:13:29
        
        I think everyone agrees. Except the England management, that is. (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Mar 26, 13:37:10
        
        I'll tell you what he contributes. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 13:30:52
        
        and the username of some twat that occasionally pops up on here (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Mar 26, 13:47:00
        
        we miss ashton (Other Football) - megson, Mar 26, 13:09:57
        
        I think if Crocuh had been fit we'd have beaten Israel (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 26, 13:11:57
        
        Of course, the professional journos will tell you that Crouch only scores... (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 26, 13:30:36
        
        lol but correct (Other Football) - megson, Mar 26, 14:05:37
        
        Rooney needs to be playing deeper against teams who defend in numbers (Other Football) - scruffy, Mar 26, 15:00:25
      - innit, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Mar 26, 12:29:18
- In full diving gear? (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Mar 26, 12:21:37
  - Nope with a group of 30 people, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Mar 26, 12:23:07
  - johnson playing again then? (n/m) (Other Football) - dear prudence, Mar 26, 12:22:32
Name this tune without google (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 23, 16:11:15
- Randy Scouse Git by the Monkees (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 23, 16:24:01
  - Really? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 23, 16:24:17
    - Yes, and the 4 kings of EMI were the Beatles, btw. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 23, 16:24:44
      - Gosh, it's a great song, isn't it. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 23, 16:25:05
        
        Yes, it is. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 23, 16:25:46
        
        Here's a youtube link (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 23, 16:26:51
        
        Thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 23, 16:27:03
        
        anytime (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 17:30:02
        
        8:30 (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 24, 18:19:04
- She Don't Let Nobody by Chaka Demus & Pliers (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 23, 16:13:31
- Don't Give Up On Us Baby - David Souls. Or The Minkees (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 23, 16:13:22
Talking of all things bumsexualist and bottomologist (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 23, 15:38:55
- That's ridiculous (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 23, 15:45:46
- King George III's troops fare poorly in american colonies. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 23, 15:43:56
- lolitov cocktails (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 23, 15:43:03
Heap of filthy ghobbar, salted and twisted with a yearning desire of (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 23, 15:00:02
- some ham type sandwiches, a mini babybel, Rice Krispies cereal bar (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 23, 15:17:22
  - You're on a mini-babybel tip this week incha? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 23, 15:19:26
    - yip (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 23, 15:23:17
- Minestrone Soup (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 23, 15:14:05
  - I like Mulligatawny soup (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 23, 15:15:14
    - I was talking to an Indian (From India, not North America) chappy recently (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 23, 15:17:47
      - Tamil (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 15:21:08
        
        I went to a fishing village in Tamil Nadu for a bit - it was the smelliest place I ever (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 23, 15:24:25
        
        Malky, what's Kerala like? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 23, 15:27:27
        
        Yes, but "Nadu" is Tamil for (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 15:25:33
        
        MAybe I dint dream it then. Have a picture of a bloke and a snake (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 23, 15:22:57
        
        That's good but Tamils are more like this (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 15:24:49
        
        arf (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 23, 15:25:58
- A big fat cock (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 23, 15:09:42
- A bummalo (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 15:08:53
- Hint of Lime Doritos and a Hot Salsa dip (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 23, 15:07:28
- Dried apricots and cereal (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 15:05:17
  - tonking great pooooooooooooooooooooooove (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 23, 15:06:22
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 15:12:05
- Four slices of my home-baked rye sourdough bread, two with marmite, two with marmalade (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 23, 15:03:23
- That's been a long time. Cheese. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 15:00:41
  - .. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 23, 15:02:20
Fridge Update (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 23, 14:29:06
- .. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 23, 14:57:26
  - cuuuuuuunnnnnnntttttttt (General Chat) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Mar 23, 15:01:32
    - deal with it squeaktits (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 23, 15:03:08
    - do you wake up squeaking ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 15:02:23
      - ...and shivering. Sometimes I start nibbling my whiskers in the middle of the day... (General Chat) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Mar 23, 15:08:25
  - Excellent (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 23, 15:00:29
- what time? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 23, 14:29:43
- Bets? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 23, 14:29:30
  - Dennis (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 14:29:53
Cooking Hell (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 23, 14:00:02
- Did you see the Doherty picture? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 23, 14:11:11
  - Nope didn't click the links. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 23, 14:14:43
    - With that one, most definitely (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 23, 14:19:18
      - What was it? A bag of cocaine? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 15:04:55
        
        nope, it was a picture of her daughter... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 23, 15:09:33
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 14:01:45
C4 News just doing the Woolmer story (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 23, 12:34:38
- Who is Inzi ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 12:37:39
  - the big man, Pakistan's captain (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 23, 12:41:24
    - Why would a captain kill his own coach ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 12:43:41
      - To stop him spilling the beans about his role in match-fixing? (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 23, 12:48:20
        
        They keep saying "he was a big man, so we might be looking at two killers" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 23, 12:59:19
        
        Or it could have been The Big Feller (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 13:30:44
        
        Ah, but he'd have got caught because he'd still be writing the fake (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 13:33:31
        
        Damn! Better than mine (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 23, 13:36:19
        
        Lol (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 13:35:33
        
        Yes I should (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 13:38:15
        
        No (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 13:42:23
        
        Nah. Overly PC. And I used the N word in the same context (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 13:46:09
        
        Oh well (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 13:48:36
        
        Jesus, how long would that trial last when they read out his confession in court? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 23, 13:32:58
        
        The points go to Steve I'm afraid (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 13:37:04
        
        Yeah, that's right. Blame the Paki. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 12:53:57
        
        None stop, one after the other, a must for all budding internet baiters and trolls (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 12:58:31
        
        You're a fine one to talk ... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 23, 13:02:55
        
        As it's highly likely to be a Pakistani (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 23, 13:10:26
        
        That was the point (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 13:21:59
        
        i actually read that as if it was said in a sarcastic manner (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 23, 13:21:49
        
        How could it be read any other way ?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 13:23:59
        
        that's the trouble with internet message boards (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 23, 13:27:56
        
        Point being... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 13:32:37
        
        see, even i didn't get it! (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 23, 13:35:36
        
        no, actually, I aren't having this at all (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 13:05:52
        
        I said it wasn't very funny! Read what's written! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 23, 13:24:39
        
        I know I did (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 13:31:52
        
        ... (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 23, 13:32:51
        
        How dare you? It was fucking hilarious ! (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 13:27:35
        
        Like I say, I toyed with the idea of posting similar (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 23, 13:31:07
        
        gave you some time to reply (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 13:59:20
        
        Oh, I gave up debating; so decided to bait you instead (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 23, 14:05:50
        
        gave up barking up the wrong tree (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 14:10:48
        
        Not really (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 23, 14:12:13
        
        That's a shame (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 14:15:58
        
        *rolls eyes* (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 13:35:53
        
        ITS A JOKE (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 23, 13:07:02
        
        shall I order my stan boardman dvd? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 13:16:57
        
        he hates the germans (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 23, 13:22:12
        
        LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 23, 13:04:00
        
        racist (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 23, 12:55:33
        
        burning effigies (General Chat) - phrankin, Mar 23, 12:53:19
        
        Was it exactly the same people? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 23, 12:57:33
        
        ... they all look the same ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 23, 13:05:39
        
        lookie here pants! (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 23, 13:07:18
        
        yeah apparently when they fart, there's sut everywhere (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 13:08:09
        
        a bus carry 16 pakis crashed the other day, why is that a disaster (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 13:09:34
        
        Sounds similar to Diana. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 12:54:41
        
        no wonder so may pakistan officials quit in teh last few days (General Chat) - phrankin, Mar 23, 12:56:29
      - honour killing? (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Mar 23, 12:44:49
I'm hungry... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 23, 11:17:36
- That explains this early morning pap shot of you (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 11:29:40
  - he was attacked by a giant pepsi bottle that went a bit off the rails (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 23, 11:34:54
    - No (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 23, 11:36:17
      - He was smacked on the back of the head by a mutant orange traffic cone (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 11:40:52
        
        No (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 23, 11:42:13
        
        You big tease (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 11:46:57
        
        No (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 23, 11:51:12
        
        We want to know, dammit (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 11:54:31
        
        No (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 23, 11:55:41
        
        Sob. Some girl couldn't resist you, jumped on you and her boyfriend took umbrage? (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 11:57:57
        
        No (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 23, 12:10:55
        
        Are you going to tell us what really happened then? (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 12:21:04
        
        No (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 23, 12:21:39
        
        Stop asking OG, he'll soon tell us when the attention dies away. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 23, 12:28:05
        
        No (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 23, 12:28:19
        
        It's obvious.... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 11:57:38
        
        No (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 23, 12:11:10
- Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 11:24:31
  - Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkeeeeeeee (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 23, 11:25:09
- Didn't know they still sell them (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 11:18:56
- buy another? (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 23, 11:18:32
  - Not that easy... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 23, 11:19:49
    - though not as rare as the Kit Kat Caramac, they are a true delight (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 23, 11:21:36
      - Is that a Kit Kat Caramac, give a dog a bone ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 11:29:03
        
        stop wearing them little hotpants you know he likes then... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 23, 11:32:04
    - i guess (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Mar 23, 11:21:02
This is how I will remember McVeigh's last years with us (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 10:14:21
- I'll chose to remember so much more (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 10:39:38
  - Oh he had some good times, but never built on it really. Never really seemed to care much. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 10:43:34
    - "never really seemed to care much" (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 10:49:16
      - thing is pants (NCFC) - megson, Mar 23, 10:54:16
        
        Exactly (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 11:02:36
        
        I agree with that (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 11:01:15
        
        which is probably why Steve said "McVeigh's last years" not his whole career with us (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 23, 11:05:32
        
        which he then contridicted himself in the follow up (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 11:06:58
        
        "had some good times but never built on it" (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 23, 11:11:23
        
        "Never seemed to care" (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 11:16:06
        
        Oh FFS, don't bother (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 11:15:15
        
        "Only wants an argument?" (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 11:20:50
        
        LOL (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 11:25:03
        
        cos your entertainment is decreased significantly (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 11:39:35
        
        Joop Jump - jump out of your suit (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 23, 11:50:08
        
        Don't flatter yourself. In the chat room the topic is football, birds and beer. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 11:44:46
        
        I don't need to flatter myself (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 11:46:58
        
        ... (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 23, 13:21:45
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 23, 13:40:03
        
        I don't notice. Please continue. Do so on here as well. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 11:50:51
        
        You said it (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 11:51:50
        
        Alright, if it makes you feel better. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 11:55:16
        
        It's just so annoying that you have to antagonise any situation on here (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 12:02:48
        
        yup (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 12:09:34
        
        work avoision on my part... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 23, 11:16:59
        
        You wanted to slag a player off for having a shit hair cut (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 11:16:49
        
        pants, my socially challenged friend... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 11:24:19
        
        The horses are at the line, jossling for position, the starter lifts the tape... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 23, 11:19:11
        
        The only thing that pissed me off about McVeigh (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 11:23:26
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 23, 12:51:51
  - Agreed. (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 23, 10:42:57
    - Hate is a strong word. Frustration I'd say. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 11:03:02
      - Around me there's been a lot hate (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 23, 11:20:18
        
        Much hate directed at him away at Blackpool (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 23, 11:32:29
    - Will never forget when we took the lead in the play offs against wolves (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 10:45:02
      - Basically... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 23, 10:49:29
        
        Basically (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Mar 23, 11:31:01
        
        If someone has an abacus on them I maybe able to get back to you on that one (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 23, 11:40:43
- He's only gorn on loon tho (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 23, 10:18:10
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 10:42:58
OFFICIAL SMS GOODNESS, COME AND GET IT (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 17:05:10
- The writing was on the wall as soon as Safri hit town (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 17:32:13
- Oh, good luck Squiz (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 22, 17:11:17
- Fantastic news! (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Mar 22, 17:07:27
  - But if it's 'fantastic news', surely you wouldn't mind if he did? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 22, 17:08:00
    - Depends on his attitude (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Mar 22, 17:15:38
      - It was your hat he chewed (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 17:18:18
- and so it ended not with a bang but with a burnley whimper (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 22, 17:07:15
- take it he can't play against us? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 22, 17:06:59
  - coont play for us.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 22, 17:08:30
  - Text dunt say. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 17:07:29
    - my thoughts exactly (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 22, 17:08:48
      - Same here, some cracking memories of McVeigh (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 22, 17:12:15
      - concur with that cc (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 17:11:19
        
        Me too. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 17:18:28
        
        He's a jolly small chappy... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 22, 17:22:10
      - Same here. (n/m) (NCFC) - bjt, Mar 22, 17:10:27
      - He can't - Website says "Not Eligible" (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 17:09:32
        
        thank you for doing that (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 22, 17:10:33
- Good (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 22, 17:06:49
- lovely old sms (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 22, 17:06:21
Bobinson smiling. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 22, 16:40:39
- Anyone see Bobby Robson talking on SSN this morning? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 16:48:51
  - was taken ill just after he got a job at ippos (Other Football) - pants, Mar 22, 16:50:30
    - Neither can he (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 22, 16:51:51
  - think so, the poor old feller was seriously ill recently (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 22, 16:50:26
  - brain tooooma (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Mar 22, 16:50:01
    - Thass it - a toomer. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 16:53:23
      - i have to visit ippo on tooosdeeeee (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Mar 22, 16:54:57
        
        Welcome to Ipswich (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 22, 17:08:01
        
        Do take a small bomb, won't you (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 16:55:20
        
        going to see ricky gervais (Other Football) - lurd, Mar 22, 16:56:28
        
        Went to see Bottom there twice. (n/m) (Other Football) - bjt, Mar 22, 16:57:47
        
        Ooooh eerrr (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Mar 22, 16:59:11
- Sinead O'Connor (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 16:44:41
- It's Ross Patzelt! (n/m) (Other Football) - Stoopish, Mar 22, 16:44:26
- looks like a dyke (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 22, 16:42:44
  - Plays like one too. (n/m) (Other Football) - bjt, Mar 22, 16:48:02
Just booked up for WBA..... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Mar 22, 16:27:45
- Not really clued up with the acoustics of CR (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 22, 16:29:47
- Everyone's singing "Glad to be Gay" - why don't you start it off? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 16:28:25
  - Only problem is... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Mar 22, 16:29:02
    - but you are in egypt (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 16:41:16
    - You've lost me with your young persons' patois. "Iron"? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 16:30:02
      - Iron hoof.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Mar 22, 16:30:27
        
        Except that doesn't rhyme if you talk properly (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 22, 16:34:23
        
        It ryhmes in a South East,eustary accent. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Mar 22, 16:35:08
        
        "Eustary Station please cabbie, and don't spare the horses" (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 16:49:58
        
        What is an 'eustary accent'? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 22, 16:37:46
        
        It's like wot that Martine McCutcheon speaks like... (NCFC) - Declan, Mar 22, 16:39:47
        
        YER,SHE IS VERY VERY FIT. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Mar 22, 16:43:56
        
        Just a south east accent.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Mar 22, 16:38:48
        
        surely this is bollocks - hoof and poof do not work, no matter where you come from, (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 22, 16:40:06
        
        It does almost if you have an Norfolk accent actually (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 22, 16:41:23
        
        So no one in norfolk talks proper? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 22, 16:43:45
        
        Not if they've got a Norfolk accent they don't (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 22, 16:44:24
        
        That is such utter bollocks (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 22, 16:46:14
        
        Inferiority complex innit (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 22, 16:52:57
        
        What? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 22, 16:53:52
        
        Well you have, your whole demeanor on here is put down the things people do and (NCFC) - pants, Mar 22, 17:10:49
        
        Yeah... (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 22, 17:15:11
        
        Glad you took that well (NCFC) - pants, Mar 22, 17:17:23
        
        snob (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 22, 16:45:13
        
        What's your take on the norfolk accent then? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 22, 16:45:11
        
        What do you mean 'my take'? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 22, 16:46:41
        
        Well what's your opinion on it? Gypo ish? Common? Backward? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 22, 16:51:45
        
        Nothing, it's no different to any other accent... (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 22, 16:53:24
        
        A-V! (n/m) (NCFC) - Stoopish, Mar 22, 17:03:34
        
        F**k off cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 22, 17:07:10
        
        how would you like me to fuck off, sir? (n/m) (NCFC) - Stoopish, Mar 22, 17:07:36
        
        different *from* (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 22, 16:59:59
        
        Thank you (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 22, 17:03:03
        
        pleasure (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 22, 17:05:54
        
        Nicely avoided (NCFC) - pants, Mar 22, 16:55:32
        
        Some people say I am picking up the accent in some things I say... (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 22, 16:57:39
        
        What? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 22, 16:53:39
        
        Ooops (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 22, 16:53:47
        
        Al'roight as oim brummoi, oi downt loike it! (n/m) (NCFC) - Stoopish, Mar 22, 16:49:16
        
        Except I don't have a Brummie accent... (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 22, 16:51:06
        
        No, course you don't :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Declan, Mar 22, 17:13:51
        
        Dudloi! (n/m) (NCFC) - Stoopish, Mar 22, 16:52:43
        
        Exactly (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 22, 16:53:29
        
        Is that one of the seven Dudley sins? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 16:54:55
        
        But why 'eustary'? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 22, 16:39:22
        
        Coz he talks like a fish??? (NCFC) - Clare, Mar 22, 16:48:41
        
        Exactly.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Mar 22, 16:51:04
        
        you two are going to screw soon? (NCFC) - pants, Mar 22, 16:40:41
        
        is that slang for calling PK a thug?... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 22, 16:44:10
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 22, 17:01:38
        
        Jealous? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 22, 16:41:29
        
        probably (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 22, 16:42:29
        
        You mean Chavvish (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 22, 16:39:17
        
        Ahhh - well that's my New Word For The Day, ta... (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 16:31:06
        
        you've never heard hoof or poof before? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 22, 16:32:10
        
        Aye - just never connected the two (or heard anyone called a hoof, let alone an "iron") (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 16:34:51
        
        same I think he's made it up! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 22, 17:02:24
FAO Old Git (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 22, 14:17:55
- He bullyed me below - he called me an (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 22, 15:03:57
  - you claimed people with wii's had no friends (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 15:05:58
    - yeah, bloody wiiist (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 15:12:37
- Hev yew sin that Godspeed! are on the trailer of the new Danny Boyle filum? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 14:42:31
- Pete Docherty in a Jeremy Goss shirt (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 14:26:59
  - It says 'Brownrigg'. Can't you read? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 22, 14:28:14
    - you wore pony trainers at school (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 14:41:32
- "fliddish"? How very retro, mocking those who would mock the disabled by using their (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 14:22:20
  - I'm glad we understand each other. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 22, 14:24:07
    - IED's getting laid these days (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 14:25:41
- Fliddist (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 14:21:11
  - homo (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 15:14:16
... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 13:48:30
- Completed it on my first go (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 13:53:08
Lentil Soup (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 13:11:40
- Yesterday it was (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 22, 13:50:28
  - A severe telling off by the conductor for putting your feet on the seats? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 13:55:41
    - Could've got away with that (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 22, 13:57:16
      - Rock (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 13:58:16
    - A clip round the ear for being pretentious? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 13:56:18
      - Some carpet fluff, a spoonful of earwax and a paperweight? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 13:56:55
        
        An inflight magazine and a vomit bag? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 13:57:15
        
        Two anglepoise lamps and an electric shock? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 13:57:49
        
        Your mum's cough sweets and a good pick of your nose? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 13:59:34
        
        A dead leg, a woody and a Chinese burn from Skinner for looking at his bird? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 14:01:33
        
        Finished yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 22, 14:05:27
        
        A comfy chair, some carpet slippers and a snotty twinkle from Brom? (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 14:06:49
        
        Good good (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 22, 14:10:15
        
        Yes, or an antimacassar, a small bummalo and a pair of Buffy's 15 denier tights (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 14:24:35
        
        You're not Malkybarkid and you never will be. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 22, 14:28:40
        
        BULLY (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 14:31:51
  - Chlamydia? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 13:52:41
    - That would involve, you know (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 22, 13:54:41
    - Don't be bloody stupid. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 13:53:53
  - Do you not know what you ate? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 22, 13:52:32
    - I do (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 22, 13:56:42
      - did in come in a foil packet with "Walkers" on the front? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 14:42:16
- Ham + Emmental roll, packet of quavers and a nutri grain (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Mar 22, 13:48:17
- Gayer than (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 22, 13:46:50
- Beans on toast (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 22, 13:43:34
- Chicken and Bacon Sarnie followed by a banananananananananana (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 22, 13:41:18
- Marmalade (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 13:29:25
- cheese type sandwich, mini babybel, strawberry alpen cereal bar (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 13:29:09
- Roast turkey, followed by stilton and sticky dates (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 13:19:05
  - sticky dates? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 13:20:25
    - You know (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 13:41:09
      - oh (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 14:00:36
    - Having a wank whilst enjoying a candle-lit dinner with a woman? (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 22, 13:24:55
      - God, student life has changed (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 13:29:57
        
        What did you do instead? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 13:35:39
        
        Studied really hard for our examinations (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 13:37:56
        
        Did you eat in the dark? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 13:40:10
        
        No - we burnt curly wurlys in special lamps (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 13:41:09
        
        pffft (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:38:32
        
        I shared a house with a mad Yorkshireman from Barnsley and after our first year he came (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:35:00
        
        Aah them were the days... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 13:38:24
        
        We once called our landlord in because snow was coming in through two of the upstairs (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:40:56
        
        I thought the mould in my (underground) room was vaguely artistic (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 13:42:45
        
        Can you get a cold from mould? Ass a viruss intut? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:45:08
        
        Well there was damp all over one wall in particular... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 13:48:15
        
        When curly wurly's were 12p (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 13:40:32
    - and stop. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:20:50
- Bacon (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 22, 13:18:02
- nothing (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 13:17:27
- bean (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:15:33
  - me up (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:20:12
    - Borlotti (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 13:23:40
maybe - yipee for those with cable tv (General Chat) - roland rat, Mar 22, 13:05:35
- good stuff - anything to fuck over sky and its monopoly (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Mar 22, 13:08:58
  - I have a slight problem with the idea that a monopoly is bad (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 22, 13:11:47
    - maybe..... but at the moment (General Chat) - phrankin, Mar 22, 13:16:25
      - Being worried about Casino Royale or the Chronicles Of Riddick (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 13:18:53
- Whatever you think of Sky, they have already stolen the march and their coverage is (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:07:59
11,000 turned up? Wow. Football nuts. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 22, 13:04:55
- Nice ground though, worth a visit without the game (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 22, 13:19:09
- Clubs represented (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 13:09:13
- has he got a contract yet?? (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Mar 22, 13:07:37
- There's something on at CR tomorrow night isn't there? Celtic? Over 2,000 going to that. (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:06:13
  - Which pub? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 13:09:02
    - The Rose Tavern (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:11:02
      - Tonight? Or tomorrow, or both? (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Mar 22, 13:17:42
        
        Posh Rob and One-armed Reuben tonight - are you coming? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:18:24
        
        Reuben Barnham? (Other Football) - Dog, Mar 22, 13:35:07
        
        Is IT you that works/drinks in the Coachmakers? (Other Football) - Small, Mar 22, 14:02:29
        
        yep - at the back near the pillar in this photo (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:43:21
        
        Link appears to be broken. (Other Football) - Dog, Mar 22, 14:00:46
        
        working now - refresh (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 14:05:01
        
        I'm not sure, I might be going Salsa dancing (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Mar 22, 13:26:10
        
        I'm not sure, I might be going Salsa dancing (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Mar 22, 13:26:08
        
        I'm not sure, I might be going Salsa dancing (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Mar 22, 13:26:08
        
        What about Wendys away? Did you get my email? (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:30:15
        
        I don't know yet... (Other Football) - Small, Mar 22, 13:42:51
        
        EoM is, not sure about PR (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:45:58
        
        Sounds messy (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 13:36:02
        
        aha! Good one for us to meet up on - will you go? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:37:40
        
        As long as we can get a ticket - last game of season intut? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 13:50:47
        
        yep - well, keep me informed. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:51:33
        
        Plus I know a good pub what does real bare and you wunt get (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 13:54:35
        
        Well, Tudders might. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 14:40:01
        
        nah, he's a quiet, unassuming sort of a chap. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 15:23:36
        
        in town or on the outskirts? (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:59:54
        
        Near the ground, have emailed. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 14:04:24
      - * boggle * (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 13:15:13
Quiz question (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 12:41:43
- Roma's Panda? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 22, 13:27:03
- Joe Royles Wife? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 22, 13:01:15
- Season ticket holders with 10 away stubs? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 22, 12:52:49
- Sport pack for biggest glasses in the world. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 22, 12:52:32
- Liz Hurley and Arun Nayar's wedding night? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 12:50:31
  - The fact you know that blokes name (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 22, 12:55:18
    - he hasn't been married long and has to feign interest in Mrs AB's 'Heat' and 'Grazia' (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 12:58:20
      - I did find myself reading her "First" magazine while on the shitter (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 13:02:13
    - Google you doss twat. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 12:56:55
      - See above. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 22, 12:58:04
- Eric Sykes (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 12:49:38
  - WW1 (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 22, 12:50:27
- that body works thing in the dome (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 12:46:57
  - Good effort, but no (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 12:47:08
    - some sort of alien type thing (like in the film aliens) for a film (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 12:48:23
      - Pretty much (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 12:53:08
        
        that's actually a really disappointing answer (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 12:54:51
        
        isn't it though? I wanted it to be "Glenda jackson's arse" or "One of the Corrs" (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 12:56:28
        
        Yes, isn't it (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 12:55:31
- I like the clay bit best (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 12:45:05
- Dunno, but sounds like a top night. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 22, 12:44:27
- The dungeon that Tudders has set-up for Ginger Girls Aloud? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 12:43:27
Fantastic George Best compilation vid (Youtoooob) (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 22, 12:27:16
- That's a real difference with the modern "heroes" isn't it? (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 12:44:36
  - Also makes you realise how average Rooney is. (Other Football) - Dog, Mar 22, 12:45:25
    - I think he has got a left foot. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 12:47:27
      - I was going to do something like that but my hot turkey and bacon baguette went near my (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 12:50:31
        
        You well went off on one last night. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 12:51:43
        
        Oh yes (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 12:54:52
        
        Great, because I have zero deniro. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 12:57:42
        
        That is a lie - you've just bought a new car for £13K (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 12:59:18
        
        Hent bortut yet. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 13:02:58
        
        aah! So, don't buy it and put £13k in the bank and spend a thousand pounds on stuff you (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:13:45
        
        I could buy (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 13:17:23
        
        or socks (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:19:02
        
        Are there enough? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 13:20:46
        
        hmmm, good point replica watches then? Or a stoat farm. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:22:01
        
        Tricky knows. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 13:04:42
        
        That could possibly be why he is potless? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 22, 13:02:37
Dear B&Q (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 22, 12:07:59
- Oh dear. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 12:23:54
  - Part of the deal with the kitchen (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 22, 12:31:56
    - Is it a "shaker style" kitchen? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 12:41:57
      - Dunno, Mrs Yarmyyarmy chose it. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 22, 12:44:09
- I know (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 12:11:47
  - Bristol? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 12:19:07
    - And Quebec (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 12:45:26
      - that's a clever fridge if it can be in 2 places at once (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 12:51:02
        
        Your Milk Guaranteed Cold On Multiple Continents - it's a major selling point (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 12:52:03
is there anyone on here currently sitting in a queue for the Playstation 3? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 12:01:38
- No, get mine delivered tomorrow (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Mar 22, 12:51:28
  - Oh dear. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 22, 12:54:09
    - is it wrong to laugh though? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 12:57:06
- No (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 12:46:25
- No (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 12:45:39
- I did think about it, then I remembered.. (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 22, 12:42:18
- I'm on the HMV pre order list, will probably pick it up at midnight. (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Mar 22, 12:27:35
  - Lovely old mug (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 22, 12:52:43
  - oh dear, oh dear, oh dear *shakes head mornfully* (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 12:37:32
- I'm getting one for my Birthday next month! (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 22, 12:11:20
  - £425 Birthday Present!????!!! (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 22, 12:23:51
    - pennies dear boy! (n/m) (General Chat) - Class Obsessed Twit, Mar 22, 12:27:53
    - I'm getting a £13,000 car as a late birthday pressie to myself. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 12:26:58
  - £425! Spoilt brat. I had to make do with an Action Man. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 22, 12:16:33
  - immature cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 22, 12:13:38
    - Glass house shattered (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 12:28:46
    - Got a ticket for Ipswich game you part time scum bag? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 22, 12:21:58
      - not likely!! (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Mar 22, 12:39:48
- Much rather have a Nintendo Wii - If I could ever find one in the shops to buy (n/m) (General Chat) - LincolnshireCanary, Mar 22, 12:08:48
  - same here, why can't nintendo make them just that little bit faster (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 12:18:32
    - Good for the fat kids (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 22, 12:18:58
      - not just fat kids (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 12:21:07
        
        I agree! (General Chat) - conker, Mar 22, 12:21:46
        
        I would have. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 22, 12:25:51
- Not according to this (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 22, 12:06:36
- some idiots who have more money than sense (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 22, 12:05:15
- with their laptop? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 22, 12:02:16
  - or on some other portable device that can also connect to the internet wirelessly (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 12:04:00
    - i'm sitting at the top of mount everest (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 22, 12:05:09
      - is it a bit pointy up there? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 12:12:44
Bob Woolmer death "suspicious" (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 22, 11:50:51
- I think this has all been a bit blown out of proportion (General Chat) - Bucktooth Rogers, Mar 22, 12:05:00
  - His wife was on the radio this morning and was a bit pissed off with it all (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 12:09:27
    - I'm not really surprised, she is pissed off just lost her husband and the press turn it in (General Chat) - Bucktooth Rogers, Mar 22, 12:16:40
      - Police's fault really. Why call it 'suspicious' if you don't know the cause of death. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 22, 12:19:43
        
        Pakistan have been slightly dodgy in the past few years though (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 22, 12:27:13
        
        'the feel' (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 22, 12:29:08
        
        tosser (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 12:33:46
        
        lighten up pants. Only joking. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 22, 12:40:17
        
        It's because TH is part of an illegal network and on here... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 22, 12:36:36
        
        How many chips do you reckon you're worth? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 12:37:42
        
        9 (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 22, 12:38:20
        
        He's only copying what is plastered all over the back of the papers[*] (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 12:31:21
        
        No doubt. But I thought Brandy would be a bit brighter (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 22, 12:32:08
        
        haha Metro... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 22, 12:34:15
        
        *when not one! going mad recently (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 22, 12:37:13
        
        first fault? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 12:40:00
        
        first thought, at a guess? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 22, 12:41:03
        
        yep! made so many mistakes this week on here! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 22, 13:29:11
  - diabetics don't have fucking neck injuries! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 22, 12:06:06
    - Did he have neck injuries from fucking, good man, thats a way to go (General Chat) - Bucktooth Rogers, Mar 22, 12:11:55
    - I bet some do (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 22, 12:07:29
      - only if they have a mouth abcess... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 12:12:05
      - well if they've been strangled (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 22, 12:09:58
- WW1 (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 22, 11:51:48
  - that recent? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 22, 11:55:08
Brandy: Cajun Dance Party (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 22, 08:51:49
- cool (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 22, 09:35:25
  - Fancy a few beers Toosdee? (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Mar 22, 10:58:15
    - yeh prob be a good day for me... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 22, 11:11:38
      - Yeah, cool (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Mar 22, 11:20:55
    - *foo bares (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 11:10:57
  - Will get SoulSeeking tonight I think - they've only done demos so far? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 22, 09:46:28
    - Yeh I was really into that album at one point (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 22, 10:01:06
- The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 22, 09:15:16
  - Not quite sure how you got from young North London indie popsters to The Hoff ... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 22, 09:25:04
    - All musical roads can be traced back to the Hoffmeister (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 22, 09:27:59
      - Well, that's true enough (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 22, 09:30:55
        
        Don't know a thing about submarines (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 22, 09:37:04
        
        googled (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 22, 09:39:52
        
        Groovy it might be; but still seems a strangely dangerous thing to do in a sub. (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 22, 09:48:41
        
        Well, duh! It occurs to me that oxygen generation might be important on a submerged sub (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 22, 09:56:02
        
        I shopse it permits them to switch off the oxygen plant (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 22, 10:06:19
        
        apparently it's all the rage (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 22, 09:54:30
        
        And was then given a celebratory buggering by an able seaman. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 09:58:50
Are there any women anywhere that aren't running the fucking Race For Life and wanting spo (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 21, 17:21:46
- When Mrs Yarmyyarmy did it last year... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 21, 18:54:04
- when I did it (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 21, 17:35:28
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:34:32
  - Are they all in Bristol? (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 21, 17:36:11
    - no, four are in Penge (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:38:01
      - and one in Thrapston (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:47:20
        
        another in Bishops Itchington (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:52:07
        
        two more found in Boysack (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:52:39
        
        really good one in Goosey (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:53:39
        
        one called Bella in Climpy (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:53:07
        
        a shouty one in Yelling (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:54:46
        
        fruity-tooty one in Snig's End (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:55:19
        
        big old fat one in North Piddle (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:55:40
        
        another two in Felldownhead (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:55:59
        
        any in the shelfords? (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 21, 17:56:45
        
        there's at least one in Sawston, possibly 2 (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 21, 22:19:23
        
        none in the Shelfords but three in the Wilbrahams and a bent up one in Caxton Gibbet (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:57:55
        
        and you must still be thinking about the village called Caxton (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 21, 21:55:36
        
        No, she was in the gibbet, that's why she was bent up (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 07:38:02
        
        ah, fury muff (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 09:42:01
        
        and an odd one in Nether Poppleton (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:56:28
        
        I think that's about it (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:56:46
        
        unless it isn't (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:57:04
        
        You forgot Lower Clunge (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 21, 17:58:13
        
        I'm not sure that's actually a place, but if it is, there might be one, hiding. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:59:11
        
        in the airing cupboard (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:59:34
        
        or under a crisp (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 17:59:55
        
        or even near a gnat's leg, under a bit of willow (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:00:36
        
        or inside another woman's face (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:01:15
        
        There's at least two in Paris (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 21, 18:05:29
        
        or up a pipe (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:02:01
        
        or in a van, maybe (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:02:30
        
        sometimes she might be hiding in a fountain, near the top (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:03:15
        
        or at the back of a grotty shop (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:03:40
        
        or in a Jesus house, near where the vicar goes (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:04:22
        
        maybe she could be hiding in the body of a crayfish, a bit (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:05:55
        
        or inside an old man's trumpet (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:06:28
        
        or right u top, inside the spire of a mentals home (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:07:05
        
        or near the distributor on a bus (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:07:56
        
        or in a firework, perhaps (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:08:21
        
        not a catherine wheel, something like a jumping jack, though they are banned now (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:08:59
        
        she could be hiding near a bloke's socks (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:09:39
        
        but, still - who cares? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 18:10:16
        
        Bob does (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 21, 21:58:31
        
        I fear for your family's (if not your) sanity sometimes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 21, 18:14:56
- Northern tight-arse. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 21, 17:28:18
How good would this be? (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 21, 14:42:56
- I rather like the fact (Other Football) - camcan, Mar 21, 14:50:52
- we should be against it (Other Football) - mr carra, Mar 21, 14:49:54
  - But isn't that the eternal dilemma? (Other Football) - CB41, Mar 21, 14:55:33
    - Yeah, and we have FAITH (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 21, 14:58:22
      - they're already going to be getting bigger parachute payments after next season anyway (Other Football) - mr carra, Mar 21, 15:15:44
        
        But will already have bigger wage bills and higher transfer outgoings to match (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 21, 15:33:45
  - absolutely. This would be a catastrophe for us. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 21, 14:53:52
    - Solution is simple. (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 21, 14:57:59
      - Is the correct answer (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Mar 21, 15:03:29
        
        And they would be exactly right - which was why ITV Digital went bust (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 21, 15:05:48
        
        No problem with that. (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 21, 15:17:00
        
        its the armchair fans innit (Other Football) - megson, Mar 21, 16:19:18
        
        if that's true... (Other Football) - mr carra, Mar 21, 15:22:11
        
        What if, right, this was what is going to happen ... (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 21, 15:29:10
        
        Surely, it'll follow the US model (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Mar 21, 16:09:00
        
        Surely.. (Other Football) - mr carra, Mar 21, 15:50:49
        
        I don't understand that (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 21, 15:31:24
        
        I'm sure there will. (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 21, 15:26:48
        
        True enough (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Mar 21, 15:13:26
        
        Yep. (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 21, 15:05:34
      - or return to that system (Other Football) - camcan, Mar 21, 15:01:38
You sorry sons of peddletwats. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 21, 14:07:34
- yes SIR ! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 21, 14:17:02
- what's a peddletwat? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 21, 14:16:54
  - Dunno, but that sound good, duntut? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 21, 14:26:35
    - Ah, so it's a tyo - you meant (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 21, 15:04:41
      - No, I meant "peddletwat". (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 21, 15:14:29
        
        So you didn't (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 21, 15:30:41
    - I've just finished The Count of Monte Cristo (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 21, 14:32:37
      - I've just finished "Back from the Brink" (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 21, 15:02:43
        
        I have read that aswell (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Mar 21, 15:06:00
        
        thought it was a cracking good read (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 21, 15:16:25
        
        Me to (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Mar 21, 15:23:44
        
        I got the abridged version free with 442 th eother week - haven't read it yet though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 21, 15:30:18
        
        that's probably just a leaflet made up of those times he was sober... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 21, 15:57:20
    - Is Witchfinder-Royal senior to Witchfinder-General? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 21, 14:28:48
      - Spot the Mason (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 21, 14:58:43
        
        I thought Spot was a dog (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 21, 15:19:22
      - Dunno - the book doesn't go into that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 21, 14:33:33
  - Andrew Flintoff? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 21, 14:18:03
    - Excellent! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 21, 14:58:55
    - ha ha. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 21, 14:18:14
- Yis (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 21, 14:11:23
- Yea, yew? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 14:10:18
A quid on geese (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 14:00:12
- Man walks up to another man with a glove on (General Chat) - pants, Mar 21, 14:02:00
  - Two penguins in the bath - one says to the other "Where's my typewriter", the other (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 14:08:23
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 21, 14:22:03
      - don't geddit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 21, 14:23:48
        
        Why not? You had two in the window yesterday (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 14:26:37
        
        I'm going for a work (General Chat) - pants, Mar 21, 14:32:03
        
        walk (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 21, 14:32:08
        
        WE KNEW (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 21, 14:32:12
        
        Brom didn't (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 21, 14:32:18
        
        did did did (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 21, 14:32:24
        
        Dave in France didn't understand until it was corrected (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 21, 14:32:28
        
        Bet you meant "wank" anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 21, 14:55:55
        
        That didn't really work with the swear filter, did it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 21, 14:59:16
        
        WE KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN! (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 21, 15:20:54
        
        Brom didn't (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 21, 15:34:47
        
        Nope (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 21, 15:40:13
    - A duck walks into a bar as asks the barman "Got any bread?" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 21, 14:18:53
      - Quack! (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 21, 14:21:25
        
        But they are so passé - we should maybe go for "waheeeeeeys" in an Eric Morecombe stylee (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 14:28:07
Budget live, blow by blow updates here (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 21, 13:13:43
- You can find out what band your car is by finging the CO2 output figure (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 21, 14:16:42
  - ta muchly (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 21, 15:10:36
Fiver's Quote of the Day (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 20, 17:48:42
- They probably took that out of context though. (n/m) (Other Football) - The Editor of Milk, Mar 20, 20:03:53
On holiday I met a girl who is the landlord of The Cock Inn (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 20, 17:17:20
- did you tell her to always reply with 9, it'd right do their heads in (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 20, 17:41:49
- My mum lives in Drayton (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 20, 17:32:29
  - Out of the Drayton pubs, I've only ever been to the Cock (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 20, 17:36:26
    - Slighty better than mine and conker's (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 20, 17:41:21
    - It's not a competition. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 20, 17:38:11
      - Calm down, calm down. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 20, 17:44:26
      - But if it is, I've only ever been to Red Lion (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 20, 17:39:35
  - Vote: (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 20, 17:33:30
    - Better, but only if you have an ironic head on. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 20, 17:35:33
- What's the best way to.. (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 20, 17:29:42
- On that note (General Chat) - conker, Mar 20, 17:18:27
  - If you want me to liven it up (General Chat) - conker, Mar 20, 17:41:26
    - Yeah, but (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 20, 17:44:47
      - 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 20, 17:46:38
      - must admit we were about 100yds from (General Chat) - conker, Mar 20, 17:45:33
    - *an (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 20, 17:41:47
  - Those long winter evenings must fly by. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 20, 17:30:17
  - that was a good story. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 20, 17:19:41
    - He's full of them (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 20, 17:23:44
      - Something we have in common then (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 20, 17:33:47
- Landlady, obv. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 20, 17:17:40