We once called our landlord in because snow was coming in through two of the upstairs

windows that didn't fit properly.

He looked and said "There will be a nice breeze in the summer though."

I spuz we did only pay £36 a month each in rent.

Posted By: malkybarkid on March 22nd 2007 at 13:40:56

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    - A clip round the ear for being pretentious? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 13:56:18
      - Some carpet fluff, a spoonful of earwax and a paperweight? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 13:56:55
        
        An inflight magazine and a vomit bag? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 13:57:15
        
        Two anglepoise lamps and an electric shock? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 13:57:49
        
        Your mum's cough sweets and a good pick of your nose? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 13:59:34
        
        A dead leg, a woody and a Chinese burn from Skinner for looking at his bird? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 14:01:33
        
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        A comfy chair, some carpet slippers and a snotty twinkle from Brom? (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 14:06:49
        
        Good good (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 22, 14:10:15
        
        Yes, or an antimacassar, a small bummalo and a pair of Buffy's 15 denier tights (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 14:24:35
        
        You're not Malkybarkid and you never will be. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 22, 14:28:40
        
        BULLY (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 14:31:51
  - Chlamydia? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 13:52:41
    - That would involve, you know (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 22, 13:54:41
    - Don't be bloody stupid. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 13:53:53
  - Do you not know what you ate? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 22, 13:52:32
    - I do (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 22, 13:56:42
      - did in come in a foil packet with "Walkers" on the front? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 22, 14:42:16
- Ham + Emmental roll, packet of quavers and a nutri grain (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Mar 22, 13:48:17
- Gayer than (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 22, 13:46:50
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  - sticky dates? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 13:20:25
    - You know (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 13:41:09
      - oh (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 14:00:36
    - Having a wank whilst enjoying a candle-lit dinner with a woman? (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 22, 13:24:55
      - God, student life has changed (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 13:29:57
        
        What did you do instead? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 13:35:39
        
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        Did you eat in the dark? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 13:40:10
        
        No - we burnt curly wurlys in special lamps (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 13:41:09
        
        pffft (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:38:32
        
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        Aah them were the days... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 13:38:24
        
        We once called our landlord in because snow was coming in through two of the upstairs (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:40:56
        
        I thought the mould in my (underground) room was vaguely artistic (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 13:42:45
        
        Can you get a cold from mould? Ass a viruss intut? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:45:08
        
        Well there was damp all over one wall in particular... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 22, 13:48:15
        
        When curly wurly's were 12p (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 13:40:32
    - and stop. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:20:50
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- bean (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:15:33
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