A duck walks into a bar as asks the barman "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, no bread, this is a pub, we sell beer"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No we haven't got any f**king bread, if you ask that again I'll nail your beak to the bar!"

Duck: "Got any nails?"

Barman: "No."

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Posted By: Arizona Bay on March 21st 2007 at 14:18:53

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