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FAO Tombs: New Longitude additions: (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 10:55:22
- I'd donate a plum to see Hamish and Juliet Bravo. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 11:00:30
- Petrified Stoat are shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 10:57:16
  - Bull. Petrified Stoat are ace - I saw them at the Mudhugger Festival in 95. (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 27, 10:58:55
Commercial marmalade is mostly filth and the only decent marmalade is home made (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 10:51:11
- Old Git is bang on the money as usual. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 10:59:45
  - mate, you have to be weened away sometime or t'other! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 11:05:23
    - I believe that even by the age of 8 my tastes were too sophisticated for Roses preserves. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 11:11:37
- wilkin & sons is great........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 10:53:35
  - Roses is for small children (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 10:55:51
    - thats like dissing the mighty ribena and marmite! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 11:09:15
    - home made from mother-in-law (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 10:57:48
      - Mother in law an acceptable short term solution (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 11:07:20
        
        from the age of about 2 until leaving home (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 11:56:51
        
        OK (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 12:06:44
        
        Mr C was given some superb (cue joke) plum jam last summer (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 12:24:54
i've got to do a presentation to a managers meeting (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 27, 10:29:40
- In any example you can, reference the St John Ambliance. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 10:40:22
  - "u".. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 27, 11:51:03
- You need to make some point about executives having to be willing to admit mistakes (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 10:36:53
  - lol brilliant! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 27, 10:47:52
    - yes, but end it by saying....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 10:50:58
- roykeanewanksdogs (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 27, 10:31:08
  - yes, yes a slide on wanking dogs by roy keane is called for. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 10:45:40
Delia & Michael on late kick off... (NCFC) - loz, Apr 27, 09:42:12
- plussed it - off to watch it now (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 09:47:12
  - lemon n lime marmalade is brillo (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Apr 27, 09:49:12
    - Only if you're under 10 (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 27, 10:27:52
    - Too. Sweet. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 09:49:33
      - (typical Tory, liking lemon n lime marmalade...) (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 09:49:58
        
        lol bet your a marmite miner arent ya TH! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Apr 27, 10:02:20
        
        dunno - sounds a bit like a hung marmalade that (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 27, 09:55:14
        
        not enouth people eat lemon/lime marmalade..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 09:58:27
        
        it's rather a balanced choice though... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 09:53:03
        
        gone are the days of hard line thatcherite honey..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 09:55:45
        
        It's a marmalade that doesn't have the courage of its convictions (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 09:59:23
        
        ^wrong^ (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 10:10:57
        
        BNP voters, of course, only like Marmalade with a golly on the jar. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 09:51:12
Morning Wrothers (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 27, 09:23:27
- Not enough information. Chunky or smooth marmalade? Sweet or bittererer? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 09:30:24
  - Frank Cooper's Original coarse cut Oxford Marmalade. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 27, 09:34:53
    - for me...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 09:41:50
    - toasted sausage sandwich with confit d'oignons (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 27, 09:41:12
    - Grapes and bananas. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 09:37:54
      - (I've just realised why jam in porridge makes me feel wrong (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 09:39:20
        
        Agreed with the school dinners thing... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 27, 09:41:48
        
        ^^^ loves madterchef^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 27, 10:16:44
        
        masterchef (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 27, 10:17:14
        
        Brom knew (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 10:29:59
        
        he's probably lurking, he should come out to play (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 27, 10:31:36
- Isn't it a lovely day to be stuck indoors. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 09:26:03
  - I think I may take my coffee break in the garden (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 09:45:04
    - i might take a shitty cup of tea into the car park (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 09:49:39
      - you could pretend to be a language student (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 09:50:41
        
        don't need to be a language student for that, quite often see some estate agents running (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 09:57:50
Nick Clegg on radio 5. I am very impressed by his manner (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 27, 09:21:45
- I read a comment on a Torygraph article referring to Labour as "Zanuliebore". (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 09:29:34
  - Not saying it was born here... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 27, 09:38:52
  - Am enjoying the Tory press panic about libdemmery (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 09:33:26
    - hung parliament would be pretty bad. would rather any political party (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 27, 09:41:28
      - would it bollocks (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 09:47:45
        
        um yes it would you silly scrammers read up on it and you'll understand (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 27, 09:54:35
        
        whil it's true that there might be a very short term effect on the value of sterling (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 10:10:24
        
        we currently have a horrendous national debt (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 27, 10:21:23
        
        funny you mention Greece, what with them having a single ruling party n'all (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 10:49:56
        
        It is a fair point that a hung Pt puts us in novel territory (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 10:53:19
        
        personally i think the hung parliament is something of a red herring (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 10:58:00
        
        Agree we're up the economic creek (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 11:09:43
        
        ... if ... could ... could ... if ... could ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 10:24:13
        
        thats how you debate and argue things that HAVENT happened! (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 27, 10:28:20
        
        no. You'd never ridicule others' opinions (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 10:29:57
        
        ever heard of tongue in cheek (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 27, 10:32:12
        
        Get a room, you two (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 10:42:05
        
        As if by magic, the Shopkeeper appeared ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 10:38:23
        
        i love Mr Benn, (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 10:52:14
        
        That there Germany has had a coalition for a while. haven't they ?? (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 27, 10:14:02
        
        uh oh (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 27, 10:05:50
        
        it's alright, i have read up on it, that's why i know he's talking bollocks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 10:11:31
        
        this is where you let yourself down scrammers. instead of saying someones (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 27, 10:26:25
        
        in your opinion (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 27, 10:22:37
      - right on cue. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 09:41:58
        
        lol, nah there's a big siren goes off when you and scrammers post (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 27, 09:44:43
        
        ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 09:45:01
    - I know, it is quite entertaining. What I like best is the sheer lack of any subtlety. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 09:39:06
      - I'd Deela a good Shafiting any day (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 10:46:23
      - I'm glad you have weighed up the intricacies of differing political policies (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 27, 09:45:42
        
        Lucky I don't live in Bristol, I genuinely would have a voting dilemma. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 09:48:13
      - mmm, Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 09:43:10
  - is it not a reference to Zanu PF the zimbabwean political party (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 27, 09:33:16
- Why don't you vote? (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 27, 09:26:26
  - I have never voted in a general election. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 27, 09:39:19
  - Cos he a dirty stinking Froggie... (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 27, 09:38:02
    - * shrugs * (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 27, 09:39:51
      - ^^ Very gallic. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 09:40:51
        
        Yip. (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 27, 09:44:21
        
        Completely gone. in January they were 10 points clear at top (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 27, 09:59:05
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 27, 09:41:29
Come on West Brom! (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 26, 19:13:46
- What he said (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, Apr 26, 20:51:59
- Links to online streams of the game (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 26, 20:18:07
  - stream for those with low bandwidth....... 1-0 palace BTW (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 26, 20:20:27
    - another stream ...........now 1-1 (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 26, 20:24:58
    - watching Bilbao instead (Other Football) - Brandonio, Apr 26, 20:21:40
      - yeah, I love the bit when he tries to snatch the ring off of froodoo (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 26, 20:26:49
- Couldn't give a fuck (Other Football) - Brandonio, Apr 26, 19:55:41
- Not sure who I want? (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 26, 19:47:33
  - Bollocks (Other Football) - Brom, Apr 26, 20:26:16
    - Thats not really going to happen ....... is it. (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 26, 21:05:55
      - Unfortunately not (Other Football) - Brom, Apr 26, 21:17:08
    - What he said (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, Apr 26, 20:52:17
    - ^^ correct answer!^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 26, 20:28:26
  - On further reflection............ (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 26, 20:11:13
  - You've clearly never been to Selhurst Park (Other Football) - Duck, Apr 26, 19:58:01
    - Sheff Weds have an amazing record at Carrow Road (Other Football) - Brandonio, Apr 26, 20:09:20
      - matt in london (Other Football) - matt in london, Apr 26, 20:10:26
        
        we do sneak the odd draw there (Other Football) - Brandonio, Apr 26, 20:12:59
        
        That's you.......... that is. (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 26, 20:12:30
        
        aaargh (Other Football) - matt in london, Apr 26, 20:11:23
    - No , never been. Been to Hillsborough a few times. (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 26, 20:06:22
- Whoever goes down... (Other Football) - tim berry, Apr 26, 19:46:39
  - is simple simon still there or has he walked away? (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Apr 26, 19:47:36
    - Still there. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 26, 19:48:42
      - another pic of simon jordan in happier times... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 26, 20:35:40
      - probably can't afford to update the page! (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Apr 26, 19:56:34
        
        this would suggest it's been awhile since they updated it... (Other Football) - Brandonio, Apr 26, 20:00:15
        
        ha ha. Yes. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 26, 20:03:18
    - I thought he was still there. (n/m) (Other Football) - tim berry, Apr 26, 19:47:59
  - That said... (Other Football) - tim berry, Apr 26, 19:47:33
- Seconded (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck, Apr 26, 19:45:21
  - Actually, about seventhed. AB and Kents are clearly Wrong on this. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 26, 19:46:38
- agreed. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 26, 19:41:49
- 2/1 wba is value imo (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 26, 19:39:14
- agreed ^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Apr 26, 19:39:10
  - cheers (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 26, 19:40:19
    - Brom knew! (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Apr 26, 19:41:14
- I'm supporting Palace (Other Football) - KentonCanary, Apr 26, 19:34:25
  - Actually, I'm sure you can get to Sheffield for less than the price of a ticket at Palace. (n/m) (Other Football) - tim berry, Apr 26, 19:42:30
  - Been to both.... (Other Football) - Klobo04, Apr 26, 19:37:54
    - I love going to Sheffield. (Other Football) - tim berry, Apr 26, 19:43:59
- Dissenting voice (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 26, 19:24:58
  - Why? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 26, 19:37:54
    - On the one hand, I really detest Weddunsdee (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 26, 19:49:08
      - You're unlikely to come across any well adjusted chaps on a "radio phone in" (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 26, 19:54:31
      - I've got a good mate who's a Wensdee supporter. Very nice bloke (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 26, 19:50:19
        
        good god, I've just seen that its Wensdee-Palace next up (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 26, 20:01:38
        
        Yup. Another reason to want Palarse not to win tonight (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 26, 20:07:44
        
        Palace would just need the draw (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Apr 26, 20:10:06
        
        Indeed. Someone has to, given it's a league game. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 26, 20:11:33
  - STONE HIM!!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 26, 19:26:57
- yes (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 26, 19:15:51
  - yes too (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 26, 19:21:48
    - Personally, I wish Palace all the best in their quest to beat the drop. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 26, 19:22:29
      - two words....... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 26, 19:24:18
        
        You've probably neve met Wednesday's chairman. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 26, 19:27:24
        
        would you prefer a saturday out at palace..... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 26, 19:32:58
        
        Three words... (Other Football) - Arganth, Apr 26, 19:26:20
        
        yes...... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 26, 19:31:50
I really hope these Gerrard rumours aren't true, (Other Football) - samcd84, Apr 26, 13:29:06
- He'll get the DNA test conducted by a lab in Liverpool (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 26, 15:25:40
- "Who's that coming over your wife, is it Kris Commons, is it Kris Commons......" (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 26, 14:04:45
  - Lee Croft. Shirley? (n/m) (Other Football) - Jambocanary, Apr 26, 14:17:06
- Loving the comment (Other Football) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Apr 26, 13:58:15
- That's from last week (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 26, 13:49:35
- well no mention of it in News of the Screws so guess it's tosh (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Apr 26, 13:36:45
  - the rumours did get a mention in The Times though (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 26, 14:00:12
    - "decent man"? (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 26, 14:06:49
- Kris Commons (Other Football) - Brandonio, Apr 26, 13:32:05
  - ha ha. I like his ability to sneak in behind the oppo's midfield (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 26, 13:34:35
  - bit small (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 26, 13:32:57
- He hasn't invaded a pitch has he?!!! (Other Football) - Tim Westwood, Apr 26, 13:31:13
Saturday pitch invaders. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 26, 09:17:42
- I'm 38 you cheeky bugger. 40's I ask you. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 26, 10:21:47
- ROLF (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 26, 10:15:17
  - See I don't understand this. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 26, 10:21:10
    - I think the definition of fun changes after (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 26, 10:23:56
    - spose every one is different (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 26, 10:23:48
      - wish they'd find another club to love (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 26, 10:25:10
        
        its illegal to swap clubs (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 26, 10:28:27
        
        done it loads of times (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 26, 10:30:12
- Pitch invasions should be spontaneous, euphoric and en masse or not at all. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 26, 09:53:44
  - I thought "we're going on the pitch" singing was funny towards the end (NCFC) - conker, Apr 26, 10:11:26
    - thats how it all started (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 26, 10:16:53
      - what was wrong with the stewarding? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 26, 10:21:00
      - Stewarding compared to the 3rd Reich? (NCFC) - pants, Apr 26, 10:17:46
        
        to be fair pants (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 26, 10:21:29
        
        Equally to be fair - they're there to do a job. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 26, 10:25:32
        
        so people went on the pitch to get back at the stewards? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 26, 10:23:44
        
        the team came out and everyone dance to status quo (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 26, 10:25:24
        
        I have a video of the woman in front of me "dancing" (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 26, 10:33:00
        
        did you also get the drunk, smoking, tattooed chav standing on a seat trying to break it! (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 26, 10:36:17
        
        Sadly not (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 26, 10:39:34
        
        is she fit? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 26, 10:36:09
        
        She's a granny (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 26, 10:39:14
        
        i'd keep it for your personal colection then (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 26, 10:40:58
        
        She looks a bit delia-esque from behind (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 26, 10:42:34
        
        post it up then (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 26, 10:45:21
        
        Deviants (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 26, 10:47:38
        
        Voyeurism (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 26, 10:34:16
        
        Only if I post it (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 26, 10:35:34
        
        that's because the little freaks went back into the stands (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 26, 10:29:54
        
        danced (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 26, 10:26:09
  - Walking, arms out straight, quick flick of the hands to acknowledge to the crowd (NCFC) - pants, Apr 26, 10:08:33
    - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 26, 10:11:25
  - Yes (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 26, 10:03:20
  - Exactly. I'm not too fussed about the safety aspect of it all (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 26, 10:00:48
    - charlton was the game for euphoria (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 26, 10:11:54
  - yep ^^^ (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 26, 10:00:24
- apparently it is 'passion' (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 26, 09:29:41
  - Yeah... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 26, 09:36:20
    - mcnally should have been picking them off with an AK-47 (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 26, 09:37:57
  - Perhaps it's cos we've been in the same league as Leeds and their 70s throwback mindset ? (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 26, 09:32:46
- yep utter scum (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 26, 09:22:03
Very nice to see Mr Nasie in the pub after the game Satdee & also met Mr A B, nice to (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 26, 09:04:19
- Nice to meet you loj, and a lovely old mardle. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 26, 09:50:20
- lovely old job (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 26, 09:10:42
So the Colchester tribunal is today? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 26, 08:25:51
- COME ON McNASTYWOCI (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 26, 09:11:14
- I fully expect us to get fucked over by the league (n/m) (NCFC) - Metabolic, Apr 26, 08:42:51
  - ?100k fine because we've done so well (NCFC) - pants, Apr 26, 10:12:33
  - behave (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 26, 08:48:50
  - Really? (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 26, 08:46:19
    - ^^^^ Exactly right. This happens ALL the time. The rules are broken on a regular basis. (NCFC) - megson, Apr 26, 08:50:48
      - and also... (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 26, 08:58:54
      - everyone loves norwich (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 26, 08:52:33
  - but you're thinking cash rather than points, presumably? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 26, 08:43:24
    - I honestly fear the worst (NCFC) - Metabolic, Apr 26, 08:45:26
      - If we get points deducted I will eat my hat. I'll eat your hat too. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 26, 09:55:22
        
        a busby - no water allowed! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 26, 09:58:51
        
        As long as I don't have to also nick it off a Coldstream Guard, you're on. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 26, 10:01:30
        
        Poor Viv. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 26, 10:01:10
      - Along with many supporters (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 26, 08:49:08
        
        I can only echo Camcan?s sentiments here (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Apr 26, 09:25:20
        
        I use the analogy (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 26, 09:33:16
        
        "...No fines, no prison sentence, no deduction of sperm count..." (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 26, 09:38:11
        
        you should haveof seen what she wanted chopping off - never made the final list though! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 26, 09:40:05
        
        yeah... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 26, 09:42:01
        
        I know - lucky she only cut your bollocks off - just think, no drinking arm ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 26, 09:43:23
        
        But at least I can sing like Kathryn Jenkins now. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 26, 09:47:17
        
        shame you don't look like her - me and Garry 2r's would have a go on yer! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 26, 09:49:08
        
        just close your eyes (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 26, 09:52:21
        
        *shudder* (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 26, 09:55:14
        
        Blimey - that would be some imagination!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 26, 09:54:12
        
        good to see you Saturday btw (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 26, 09:29:15
        
        Agree. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 26, 08:55:37
        
        Renaming them (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 26, 08:56:34
Just back from the game. Yeah, thass orite, entut? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 24, 20:01:36
- Wass going on down there? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 24, 20:07:58
- Oh yeah, while I'm here, most limp-wristed pitch "invasion" I've ever seen. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 24, 20:06:22
Did anyone hear the scrimmage with that nobbers "lambert walk" song on it. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 23, 14:13:55
- Yes, what shit. (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 23, 19:07:36
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 23, 14:47:11
  - I didn't either. Apparently it was excellent though, really funny. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 14:48:22
- Yes, I did. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 14:41:22
  - You didn't miss much. It was shit. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 23, 14:42:08
- Well did you? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 23, 14:38:54
  - No (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 23, 14:40:05
  - No. No-one did. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 14:39:39
    - It was shit, he wants the barclay to sing it. Nobber. It was crap, crap and shit. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 23, 14:41:00
      - It was embarrassing, even by Radio Norfolk standards. (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Apr 23, 16:23:21
Spurs 7/1 to do Man Utd, rather generous innit? (n/m) (Betting) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Apr 23, 14:02:36
- not really, they always bottle it (n/m) (Betting) - pants, Apr 23, 14:31:09
  - I'll have ?5 with you - you pay me ?40 back if Spurs win, draw no bet (Betting) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Apr 23, 15:00:37
    - No ta, last time I bet on here, it wasn't paid up (Betting) - pants, Apr 23, 15:09:57
      - lol. Who was that then? (Betting) - Huge Small, Apr 23, 15:11:55
        
        Me and the Judge did a couple of charidee bets. (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 16:27:30
        
        Was when Cureton went to Barnsley (Betting) - pants, Apr 23, 15:22:12
        
        Oh. I thought he paid it to charity (n/m) (Betting) - Huge Small, Apr 23, 15:35:35
        
        ... (Betting) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 15:32:38
    - he should get the fiver for a draw, too, surely? (Betting) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 15:03:35
Congratulations everyone. Swift action has seen the Gayoff Threat Level reduce down to a s (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 11:24:45
- .... (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 11:27:01
- ta (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 11:26:50
Current Gayoff Threat Level: 2 (TWO) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 10:34:19
- AB whilst he was typing that (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 10:37:43
  - far too much hair (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 10:40:12
    - You called? (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 10:42:02
      - jafski while he was typing that (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 10:45:25
        
        FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 10:48:26
- One more "in your opinion" in that thread below and you can go straight to FOUR (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 10:36:13
  - And the general erection is so rock and roll? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 10:38:33
    - ... (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 10:40:32
    - comparatively speaking - fuck, yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 10:40:15
      - classic yoghurt knitting in my opinion (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 10:40:56
        
        yep - keep your mind active by trying to get 1-up on your arch internet message board (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 10:44:22
        
        If someone wants to constantly swear, make insightful remarks, assumptions, (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 10:46:37
        
        insightful (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 10:48:30
        
        Yes, and in your perception of things, you regularly used the terms "we" or "all" or (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 10:51:07
        
        everyone thinks you're being a cock (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 10:52:51
        
        in your opinion (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 10:53:03
        
        CAN YOU TWO NOT JUST PUT EACH OTHER ON IGNORE AND STFU ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 23, 10:56:44
        
        They should just meet up and either fuck or fight (General Chat) - GayoffsAreBent, Apr 23, 11:42:44
        
        "just ignore each other" Like you ignore my posts? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 11:44:42
        
        Good for you. Carry on the important work then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 10:48:08
        
        freedom of choice innit? (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 10:49:39
        
        Yes, you and SCC are free to choose to carry on being boring, irritating and pathetic (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 10:54:47
        
        By being irritating and using homophobia? (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 10:56:09
        
        i'm not sure 'GAY-OFF' is being used in a derrogatory manner here (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 10:59:57
        
        How are you in a position to comment? (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 11:01:01
        
        what difference would that make to anything? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 11:03:20
        
        Well actually, considering that people on here argue every day (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 11:10:47
        
        for what it's worth i think you're right and it is using the term gay in a negative manner (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 11:23:50
        
        Fair enough (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 11:37:03
        
        other people don't argue for the sake of it tho (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 11:12:45
        
        All we need now is for your bumchum charles to come online (General Chat) - GayoffsAreBent, Apr 23, 11:53:21
        
        in your opinion (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 11:13:35
        
        ........... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 11:08:18
        
        Bollocks (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 11:23:54
        
        good point, well made (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 11:10:28
        
        oh (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 11:13:16
    - *meant btw* (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 10:39:35
- Thanks, useful early warning. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 10:35:35
I'm kind of hoping we lose tomorrow and Leeds win, thus ensuring..... (NCFC) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Apr 23, 10:28:07
- straight red (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 10:38:23
- Three yellow cards (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 23, 10:37:26
- Two yellow cards. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 10:33:14
- Yellow card. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 10:31:02
- thats just wrong, hope that millwall win and leeds lose!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 10:29:51
- Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 10:29:48
- Doesn't surprise me (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 23, 10:29:38
- very fucking wrong (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 10:29:23
  - in your opinion (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 10:30:37
    - another day of stalking... (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 10:31:25
      - in your opinion (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 10:33:02
        
        yes it is (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 10:33:36
- yep you selfish bastard. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 10:28:50
Isn't it interesting how Nick Clegg (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 09:25:09
- I don't like him (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 09:45:56
  - The quality of the singing is OK I suppose (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 23, 10:24:48
  - i don't agree with that, i think people are finally being given a chance to hear a Lib Dem (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 09:59:44
    - One of the gitlets had Radio 1 on in the car the other day (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 10:05:59
      - really?? surprised the BBC let that go! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 10:06:48
        
        I guess they had to (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 10:09:27
    - they've only got more than 20% once since the 80's (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 10:02:50
      - you're right that my 25% is high (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 10:17:44
      - and interestingly (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 10:04:33
    - vvv see down there vvv (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 10:02:12
  - The X factor-esque-ness of it all is a bit depressing (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 09:50:38
    - This is good on the subject... (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 10:01:53
      - i read that on the train this morning, was chuckling away in a quite unacceptable manner (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 10:03:26
        
        Reading now. Audible chuckle finally slipped out at "Bollocks Avenue" (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 10:08:01
        
        I do enjoy her writing, usually very funny. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 10:05:00
        
        This is an interesting one an'all (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 10:21:45
        
        I love him (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 10:23:36
        
        Me too (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 23, 10:48:32
        
        Excellent stuff. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 10:32:07
        
        Although, I wouldn't want him to quickly knock out a column for me anytime he wanted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 10:35:07
        
        you'd like him to his time with you and really make it one to remember? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 10:41:42
        
        Are you TAKE-ing the piss? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 10:45:44
        
        *taking* (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 10:50:41
        
        #nickcleggsfault (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 10:57:16
        
        I can't stand him (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 10:29:12
        
        ah well (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 10:31:29
        
        Have you seen the youtube of Littlejohn calling him a "stupid little boy"? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 10:27:59
        
        And of course, she could quickly knock out a column for me anytime she wanted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 10:06:39
        
        Ha ha, just won a bet with myself (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 10:10:22
        
        didn't she have a thing with Piers Morgan though? (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 10:14:12
    - And I do think it's made more people interested (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 10:00:13
- Agree. I think it must be mostly (a) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 09:38:34
  - Not sure about that (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 09:45:37
- lol shhh OG you will upset TH (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 09:30:21
- I like Conservatories. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 09:27:18
- I hope it's got more to do with his redistributive policies (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 23, 09:27:07
  - i'd say it's a bit of both (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 09:42:50
  - Some of those policies strike me as really half baked, I must say (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 09:31:06
  - redistribute from those who work hard to those who dont give a stuff (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 09:30:47
    - you're an accountant, you're capable of working this shit out (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 09:46:58
      - the torys, but that doesnt mean they are the ones that should get in (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 09:58:03
        
        bullshit (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 10:01:51
        
        'workers' rely on the state sector (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 09:59:53
        
        im talking more taxation policies, NI policies, breaks etc (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 10:03:00
        
        so am i (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 10:20:49
    - What, from the high paid to the low paid? (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 23, 09:33:37
Oi dint half laugh and think of the wroth when cameron said "MUGS" (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 08:59:41
- clegg said nutters too (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 09:01:13
  - lol, i liked it when clegg said, "you cant kick 900k people out if you dont know (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 09:04:05
    - Yes, that did make me chuckle too. I right enjoyed that ol Gay Off last night (General Chat) - megson, Apr 23, 09:34:35
      - indeed the debates have made this election so much more interesting (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 09:39:32
    - you liked it because the precise same criticism can be directed at Tory policy, too? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 09:14:56
      - what is your problem TH? always chipping away like a child on sugar. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 09:29:48
        
        i confess i didn't have you down as Tory, i thought you were UKIP (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 10:27:10
        
        haha nope not me, i dont particularly agree with all the things that come with (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 10:36:54
        
        Farage. He wants to shut up and fuck off. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 10:29:36
        
        I love the way Ian Hislop absolutely did him on HIGNFY (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 10:37:47
        
        lol that is brilliant! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 10:39:58
        
        there is one thing i did agree with him on (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 10:35:17
        
        My next door neighbour is called farrage (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 23, 10:32:46
        
        You have no idea of politics (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 09:41:42
        
        Sorry - meant to say of *my* politics (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 09:42:20
        
        its my job to understand politics TH. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 09:49:02
        
        'childish insults'? when? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 09:57:21
        
        (or does calling some a Tory count as an insult? Apologies if so...) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 09:57:54
        
        They won't get in though - no chance of that (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 23, 09:56:53
        
        You still whiff of New Labour, Trickster, you just can't hide it! (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 09:47:39
        
        shut it toryboy (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 09:31:52
        
        lol (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 09:32:48
right (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 08:28:32
- Too many words (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 09:29:06
- Jesus christ, that city really is a shit hole isn't it? (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 08:47:39
  - It isn't really. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 09:21:29
    - Fair point, the effect of living in the fine city I suppose. (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 09:36:41
    - small personal fact (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 23, 09:35:36
      - i refused to look down when walking across (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 09:39:22
        
        oh ffs (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 09:39:45
        
        "Blown Off" Chortle. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 09:43:56
        
        ^^^just off to draw a penis on his exercise book^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 23, 10:03:55
    - ^^^ asking for it (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 09:29:25
    - Bristol. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 09:22:24
      - ^^^ got it (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 09:29:35
      - Apart from Bristol. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 09:24:25
        
        ^^^ now hanging head in shame at basic schoolboy error (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 09:29:53
  - Maybe, although remember this is the Daily Mail. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 08:56:05
    - Why are you reading the newspaper equivalent of TWaTeD? (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 08:59:42
    - nah defo a shit hole (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 08:57:55
hot tip for all garlic lovers who hate peeling them (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 22, 17:16:20
- Place garlic clove on chopping board, put flat of knife blade on clove, whack hard with he (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 17:26:07
  - chefy poncy manner LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Apr 22, 17:29:29
    - It is super very important, I always think, when cooking, to be open to the way of the pon (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 17:34:02
      - I am now cooking some frogs legs. (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 22, 17:49:43
        
        I've never tried em, sound ok though (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 22, 17:53:37
        
        They rock. and they are really cheap and easy to cook. (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 22, 17:55:18
        
        how much do 40 pairs of legs weigh? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 22, 17:59:30
        
        about 600g when frozen. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 22, 18:31:47
  - yebbut sometimes I like to put whole cloves in things (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 22, 17:28:16
Ricky Gervais (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 22, 15:17:27
- I like some of his stand up (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 22, 15:27:46
  - Like his stand up, Invention of Lying was awful though (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Apr 22, 15:28:58
    - I quite liked the masturbation sketch (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 22, 15:49:44
- You don't like Curb? (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 15:22:28
  - Seinfeld was better (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 22, 15:36:30
    - It has it's moments. it's not the greatness that is CYE though (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 22, 16:16:05
    - both are big old piles of shite of equal levels of shiteness (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 22, 16:01:07
    - yank shite (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 15:39:12
    - No. No. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 15:38:08
      - Agreed. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooetc (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 22, 15:42:41
        
        I can't bear Seinfeld it's so shirt tucked in and white "sneakers" with jeans (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 22, 15:54:51
  - I know, I know, we've done this before on here (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 22, 15:23:56
    - I can't get into it either. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 22, 15:27:27
      - I've tried a few times, and it's all a bit too awkward for me, as well as been (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 15:31:58
        
        My problem is that it's very character-based (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 22, 15:33:05
        
        That's been said about comedy in general. Usually you find the person funny (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 15:42:10
        
        Yeah - I just couldn't relate to it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 22, 15:47:13
      - brandon likes it (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 15:28:17
        
        Like a lot of things you have to get to know the characters a bit (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 22, 16:31:21
        
        having said that (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 22, 16:32:23
        
        It's an odd one. Lots of people love it right off (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 22, 15:32:49
        
        and flight of the conchords (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 15:34:03
        
        Flight Of The Conchords is fucking brilliant (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 22, 16:21:31
        
        I love that (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 22, 15:36:28
        
        Me too. (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 22, 15:39:13
        
        Me too n'all. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 15:42:20
        
        And I as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 15:53:20
    - I feel the same way about Muttiah Muralitharan. He's very popular though. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 15:25:55
- I agree with you completely. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 15:21:09
- Saw him in 'The Invention Of Lying' recently.. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 22, 15:19:18
  - Do you play Seona Dancing on your show? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 15:27:25
  - I can't bring myself to watch that, because he's in it. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 22, 15:21:08
    - It's the gurning and raucous false laughter I hate. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 22, 15:25:07
      - Him and merchant were being interviewed the other week with Christina Riccie (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 15:29:07
      - and there's a top bit of clumpage in it (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 22, 15:26:18
- i love him (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 15:18:49
  - but he *talks* to people though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 15:22:21
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 15:25:32
    - i meant comedically (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 15:24:50
Can I just say, I like Alan Partridge and the Office. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 14:58:53
- Both are very good but not as good as The Thick Of It (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 22, 16:35:33
- Yes (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 22, 15:18:37
  - That's the trouble with you (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 15:23:28
    - haha (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 22, 15:30:40
- Alan Partridge on The Day Today = FUCKING brilliant (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 15:09:03
  - slightly disagree (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 22, 15:14:27
  - I'm most awfully sorry but I'm afraid I have to disagree with you in the strongest terms. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 15:10:54
    - Look, I said below - the answer was No. So stop it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 15:11:41
- Yeah. (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 22, 15:02:58
  - oh dear (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 22, 15:04:40
  - Yes, that was good. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 15:04:09
    - I was just a-downloading some of that right now (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 22, 15:05:01
      - Counts his money I think. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 15:07:25
        
        why that selfish cad (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 22, 15:27:31
- the Office US of A? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 22, 15:02:09
- No. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 15:01:56
- So do I. And I really don't like Ricky Gervais either (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 15:01:53
  - and Extras, I loved that off too. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 15:04:42
    - No (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 22, 15:17:37
  - what's wrong with Gervais? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 22, 15:02:54
    - You get the feeling after a while (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 15:04:23
      - Perhaps but like any "comedy duo" both have their fortes and inputs (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 22, 15:29:29
    - Saw his stand up in Manchester last week, bloody fantastic! (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Apr 22, 15:04:17
      - yeah, I think he's a pretty funny bloke (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 22, 15:40:55
- The Office is genius (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 15:01:22
  - That's pretty much spot on (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 15:09:29
    - 100% wrong (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 22, 15:18:02
  - yes (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 22, 15:03:29
  - I like it when he says 'Ahaaaaa'! (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Apr 22, 15:03:15
- you seem like the kind of guy who would (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 15:00:17
  - Cheers. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 15:01:14
    - Who'd want a go on your tits? (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 15:01:58
      - there is a wrother who appears to be 'into' hairy manjugs (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 22, 15:03:58
        
        do they have mega-colossal characteristics? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 15:05:28
        
        mine don't, more like a pair of hairy beestings (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 22, 15:13:36
      - Was referring to an earlier post. You had to be there man. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 15:03:41
FAO: All Wrothers who know me and/or care... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 22, 14:30:23
- Thanks all for your kind words... except for jafski's post. Brutal as ever. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 22, 15:09:17
  - Himsworth sent sound - car horn 3 (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 15:12:20
- Good news, That'll be more beer in the PoD then??? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 22, 14:47:36
- excellent news for you (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 22, 14:47:22
- good news matey (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 22, 14:42:52
- Well Nasie from when I have seen you over the last few months you (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 22, 14:40:36
- COME ON DIVORCI! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 22, 14:34:33
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 22, 14:37:24
- I bet that hurt. At least it's over, time and space to move on. (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 14:33:51
- Hurrah ! Welcome to the club, brother Nasie. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 22, 14:33:36
- Many happy returns. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 14:31:26
  - There's a HallMark for that............ (General Chat) - megson, Apr 22, 14:36:42
- Congratulations Nasie. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 14:31:21
- congrats (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 14:31:16
- Bad news for ugly female dipsomaniacs everywhere. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 14:31:06
And now the Gayoff Forecast, issued by the Gay-Office at 14:22 today. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 14:21:51
- ^^^ ha ha at both of these vvvv (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 14:23:56
  - Good of people to admit they enjoy trolling in my opinion (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 14:25:22
    - Who said we were enjoying your trolling? No one. Been better on here lately. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 14:27:14
      - Tsk. You've got it wrong again.................. (General Chat) - LonBridgePlatform4, Apr 22, 14:30:01
        
        My emphasis meggers. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 14:30:34
        
        Me? Eh? Why you talking to me? That's not me. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 22, 14:44:18
        
        ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 14:45:52
        
        Shhhh, he probably won't notice! (General Chat) - megson, Apr 22, 14:53:35
        
        FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 14:57:06
      - Just walk away, jaffers (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 14:28:00
        
        Good point gitters. Just forgot myself there. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 14:28:47
        
        Yeah, your doing the right thing, don't get involved, you've done really well (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 14:29:26
        
        Fair point now I notice the first post on this thread BUT (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 14:31:12
        
        How is that getting involved. Just trying to inject some humour into the patheticness. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 14:35:10
        
        ................ (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 14:39:38
        
        I do hope hypocrisy hour ends soon (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 14:41:59
        
        You're right, you were so far away from involved when you posted that (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 14:38:52
        
        Was just going to post that. The self-obsessed seem to think (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 14:38:24
        
        Can I just say, I don't really like Alan Partridge. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 14:40:54
        
        I don't either. I don't really like comedy which is just based on the Cringe. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 14:53:15
        
        i did like his Gareth Cheeseman though (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 22, 14:56:28
        
        Exactly. The occasional cringe is OK, but not when it's the set-piece climax of every epis (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 14:56:24
        
        I don't like him either (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 14:42:30
        
        Got to say, I wasn't a huge large fan either. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 14:43:08
        
        i'm jumping right on to this band wagon (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 22, 14:49:58
        
        i won't hold it against you (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 14:51:21
        
        I haven't said either way (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 14:50:47
        
        right-o (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 22, 15:00:57
        
        but you got a decent amount of attention out of it (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 14:52:20
        
        in your opinion (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 14:54:54
        
        do you like blackadder? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 14:41:41
        
        yes and yes-ish. Liked the first series (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 14:42:34
        
        the first series of blackadder? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 14:44:02
        
        No, first series of The Office (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 14:45:42
        
        oh i see (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 14:47:05
        
        It was ver' ver' funny (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 14:36:16
        
        I will from now on (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 14:30:00
    - christ almighty (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 14:26:59
      - I don't believe in astro theological literary hybrids (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 14:33:02
        
        **was at least expecting tricky to enjoy this** (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 14:47:24
        
        NOBODY enjoys the pairof you cock-measuring. (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 22, 15:01:09
        
        Yeah but tricky nicked my chintzy line the other day (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 15:08:48
  - Agreeing with this ^^^^^^ at both of these ^V^V^V^V^V^V (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 22, 14:25:13
Alarm! Gayoff Threat Level raised to 4 (FOUR) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 14:21:48
- Evacuate what? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 14:24:20
  - Anything you like, love. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 14:24:49
All you rebate claiming scum aren't allowed to read the answer to the next question. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 13:47:54
- S'all lies. Fungibility. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 13:48:40
That French prostitute bint, I certainly would, vigorously and often, as it seems (General Chat) - megson, Apr 22, 12:55:07
- Eeuw. I just thought of a baby carrot and a badly wired plug. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hugh_Large, Apr 22, 12:58:08
- You could just be suffering with the annual Spring Horn like everyone else. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 12:56:42
  - Hmmm, this is true. (n/m) (General Chat) - LonBridgePlatform4, Apr 22, 13:04:23
    - Double double username fuck up (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 22, 13:16:42
this portsmouth debt (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Apr 22, 12:08:42
- The worst thing is they will probably get away with it then start ... (Other Football) - woody, Apr 22, 12:16:50
  - I think their parachute payments are already spoken for. Read it yisty. (n/m) (Other Football) - Hugh_Large, Apr 22, 12:25:20
  - I reckon this won't be a quick fix soton-like solution (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 22, 12:18:32
    - Like to think so, but afraid i doubt it! (n/m) (Other Football) - woody, Apr 22, 12:37:41
    - They'll drop straight through the Championship, I reckon. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 22, 12:19:52
      - yep, heard that this morning (Other Football) - Brandonio, Apr 22, 12:20:58
        
        how has that happened, when they haven't really signed any players? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 12:22:05
        
        paid stupid amounts to agents (6m in one season),got a wage bill of 40m when T/O is 50m (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Apr 22, 12:24:01
        
        they signed quite a few (Other Football) - Brandonio, Apr 22, 12:23:12
        
        I think they arrived in the Prem with iffy finances (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 22, 12:24:37
        
        ?5m on bullard wasn't it (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 12:24:27
- they owe one school 42k!! and their wage bill for feb-april 2010 (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Apr 22, 12:12:25
  - they've got players like john utaka on i think 80k a week (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Apr 22, 12:16:29
    - absolutely crazy! points deduction is not enough when it is as bad as this (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Apr 22, 12:18:01
      - They should have been wound up, just like the Revenue wanted. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 12:20:15
        
        This thread makes me a bit nervous, given our debts... (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 12:23:05
        
        we will be fine, we are financially managed far better than portsmouth (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Apr 22, 12:29:01
        
        Which we accumulated without doing anything particularly extravagant ... (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 22, 12:23:37
        
        if some fans had their way we'd have spent billions (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Apr 22, 12:31:46
        
        *couselwynsgh* (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 12:33:33
        
        just reminds me of the sack the board years by mr smudger (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Apr 22, 12:38:55
        
        well i think it's a lovely car park (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 12:24:54
        
        Oh don't mention the car park. (n/m) (Other Football) - Hugh_Large, Apr 22, 12:26:19
        
        bad experience in there? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 12:29:22
        
        No. Just a controversial wrothic. (n/m) (Other Football) - Hugh_Large, Apr 22, 12:33:59
        
        I know. I was just hoping for a flight of fancy. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 12:41:52
        
        Get back to your adding up sonny jim. (n/m) (Other Football) - Hugh_Large, Apr 22, 12:43:35
    - It's only ?28k apparently. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 22, 12:17:44
      - yep, apparently he doesn't get involved with the money side of things (Other Football) - Brandonio, Apr 22, 12:21:50
        
        gotta love 'arry (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 12:30:51
- ... (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 22, 12:12:14
- why do they owe money to a school? (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 22, 12:10:19
  - they used to hire the schools all weather football pitch (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Apr 22, 12:11:35
"Ribery may be dropped from the French National team" (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 22, 10:35:11
- yebbut its illegal to sleep with a 17 year old girl in France (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 22, 10:58:20
  - i thought the age of consent was 15 with anyone (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 11:02:43
    - nope, 18. Well, that is what the french think. (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 22, 11:05:27
      - i understood it was if you're under 18 (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 11:07:39
  - So they should do him for the offence, in line with the law (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 22, 11:01:29
    - True, at least the girl can carry on working, unlike Faria Alam (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 22, 11:03:58
      - oh she did (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 11:07:58
        
        Haha, good for her. Oldest profession etc (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 22, 11:09:57
        
        They've misspelt 'sordid'. Brilliant. (n/m) (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 22, 11:09:27
    - cheated on the missus too (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 11:03:44
      - That's compulsory in France. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 22, 11:04:17
        
        Thats true. Its practically expected. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 22, 11:06:06
        
        shit yeah forgot (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 11:05:23
- how retarded (Other Football) - pants, Apr 22, 10:56:34
- Has she got pretend norks. I hate pretend norks with a passion. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 10:51:28
  - same here (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 22, 10:52:13
    - I have no problem with fake breasts (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 22, 10:56:21
      - I did initially but since the scarring healed they've been an absolute boon. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 22, 10:57:58
        
        lol (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 11:15:47
        
        I saw you furtively looking at them in the Nortcote. (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 22, 11:17:19
        
        rolf (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 11:20:36
        
        Really ogling latex funbags? (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 22, 11:26:16
        
        rumbled (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 11:27:08
        
        No worries, Brandonio kept trying to 'accidentally' brush hs arm against them. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 22, 11:29:56
        
        that would have been funbag envy (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 11:33:09
        
        Haha (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 22, 11:34:44
        
        If OG or camcan were here, they'd ask whether you wax them or shave them (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 11:31:29
        
        Good job too. (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 22, 11:35:00
        
        Just arrived, just scanning down thread (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 22, 11:44:11
        
        FFS !! (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 22, 11:47:31
        
        ^^^see up there somewhere^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 22, 11:54:52
        
        What am I looking for? (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 22, 12:00:59
        
        more cyber-bullying. I wouldn't if I were you. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 12:03:15
        
        Oh that. I just thought it was cammers being racialist. (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 22, 12:07:03
        
        yes I'm dreadful like that (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 22, 12:08:22
        
        jafski's gone. Your nasty barbs can't hurt him now. (n/m) (Other Football) - Hugh_Large, Apr 22, 12:09:54
        
        I'm proper offended now. I'm going to log out and then log in using my alter ego. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 22, 12:07:42
        
        fancies fondling silicon (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 11:28:20
        
        tbf (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 11:29:30
        
        titillation by fondling? Yep. (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 11:30:55
        
        lol you had that one prepared (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 11:32:14
        
        you underestimate my wit and intellect. (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 11:35:06
        
        this is all getting a bit saudid. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 11:18:42
        
        saudid (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 22, 11:19:32
        
        it's when you get merked by a saudi imo (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 11:21:04
        
        Dunno. Ask ONLINE REPORTER (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 11:20:46
        
        FFS !! (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 22, 11:22:14
        
        How's your chin feeling? (n/m) (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 22, 11:19:29
        
        fine (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 11:21:56
        
        Not owning a compass, I wasn't sure of the direction required (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 22, 11:24:59
- That's a normal sized glass, and she's actually the size of NCFC4Life (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 10:50:20
  - Oh here we go with the heightist things again. OUTSIDE, now. (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 22, 10:54:20
    - Oh, are you a shortarse as well then? Mental picture of Wrathers updated. (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 10:55:30
      - 5 foot 7 and 14 stone. Shaved bonce, overgrown goatee. (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 22, 10:57:53
        
        Thankyou. On a completely unrelated note - anyone remember the Bushwhackers off of WWF? (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 11:00:24
        
        Yeah, they were great, then they'd win bugger all bouts (Other Football) - pants, Apr 22, 11:01:01
        
        Crikey, that's going back some... (Other Football) - Arganth, Apr 22, 11:01:00
- Definitely would. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 10:45:56
  - Agree (n/m) (Other Football) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Apr 22, 11:42:44
- Would ! Wood ! (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Apr 22, 10:39:37
  - Of course you would! (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 22, 10:53:16
I would just like to thank me for giving me season ticket rebate back to the Club (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 22, 09:29:47
- well done lodge, i had mine back, still spent it on the club (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 22, 11:48:41
- I'd just like to thank me for claiming my rebate and not rewarding failure, therefore (NCFC) - megson, Apr 22, 09:41:19
- I would just like to thank me for not giving my season ticket rebate back to the Club (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 09:41:17
  - Yes but just think, my money went to the signing of that Australian prick, that was my (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 22, 09:44:49
    - Leijer or Carney? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 22, 10:45:01
      - oh you mean Theo (NCFC) - pants, Apr 22, 10:46:38
  - What is a cocoa shunter? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 09:43:12
    - Sorry, that's the introduction to Robert Elms. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 22, 09:45:07
    - What are your plans for Satdee btw? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 09:44:19
      - Out of pit, porridge (with a spot of double cream if Mother's got any in the fridge) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 09:47:51
        
        ^^^ that's the Saturday I wish I was having ^^^ (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 09:55:27
        
        Pull a sicky on the 8th and do the whole lot with a curry! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 09:56:15
        
        You really are a bad influence. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 22, 10:19:50
        
        porridge curry (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 22, 09:57:35
        
        you missed out Jimmy Hill curry (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 09:58:37
        
        Ice House Lane (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 22, 10:04:01
        
        haregew lut (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 10:10:46
        
        awwww. it dunt do the steep bit with the bar. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 10:12:29
        
        No, no, further up towards the PoD than that - Southgate Lane (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 10:07:18
        
        ^^ he knew duttee? Old people go skiddy down it when it's icy. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 10:09:38
        
        Iwent skiddy on it when it was icy and I'm not old (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 22, 10:23:56
        
        Oh, of course. (That's the one with the bar to hold that used to cross Argyle st?) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 10:06:57
        
        I thought it was Southwell Lane ? (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 22, 10:06:00
        
        Southgate et unt? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 10:08:20
        
        Yes indeed. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 22, 10:13:12
        
        shelves'll be fixed by then though (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 09:57:13
        
        not necessarily (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 22, 10:05:49
        
        shhhhhhhh (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 10:07:18
        
        Darn you Trickster! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 09:57:51
        
        coolio (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 09:49:01
    - haha! brilliant! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 09:43:35
      - .... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 09:45:13
- I'd like to thank me too. (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 22, 09:39:32
  - yes well done Dog, you're the dog's licky bits you are. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 22, 09:41:27
- Love Lojjy abramovich (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 22, 09:30:40
now the season is basically done and dusted (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:04:02
- Same first XI but (NCFC) - McD, Apr 22, 09:18:19
  - in the absence of jafski and j sward (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 22, 09:21:26
    - and a horse (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 09:27:36
      - Pops in and out. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 09:29:45
      - he appeared briefly the other day muttering about exams (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 22, 09:29:40
        
        I like the idea of people briefly appearing on here just to have a mutter (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 09:32:02
        
        Muttering and pottering: Great British Pastimes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 09:54:43
        
        Yes, exactly. You know. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 09:55:50
- Personally I want to go to the football & celebrate the players who got us promoted, (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 22, 09:09:38
  - ^^^This man is spot on^^^ (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 22, 09:13:50
    - yes i should clarify i don't want large changes in personnel (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 09:15:54
  - agreed (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 09:13:50
- Not sat, stick a strong team out and lets win it in style. Nice relaxed approach, (NCFC) - megson, Apr 22, 08:47:35
  - I don't think 'playing around' is Lambert's style (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 22, 09:04:32
    - I agree with that, plus I think we need to keep that 'winning feeling going into next seas (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Apr 22, 09:13:59
  - yeah i want a strong team (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:48:49
- Let Lappin take the pen! (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Apr 22, 08:39:49
  - i did consider that too (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:41:39
- Leeds could win all their games and we lose them all (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 22, 08:23:13
  - hence i said basically (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:26:25
    - Yeah (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 22, 08:30:34
      - Why would he mean last game of the season when we win it this Saturday? (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Apr 22, 08:40:25
      - we shall be winning the title saturday (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:31:42
        
        You going? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 22, 08:35:55
        
        yeah another spare came up (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:37:01
        
        Nice, where u sitting (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 22, 08:38:39
        
        no idea (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:39:35
        
        Going with caps? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 22, 08:43:29
        
        aye (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:45:10
  - Impossible! (NCFC) - Trombones, Apr 22, 08:23:57
- agree with that. QD in goal again too (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Apr 22, 08:11:14
  - Lambert should put Declan Rudd in goal to get some more experience. (n/m) (NCFC) - Trombones, Apr 22, 08:21:30
  - 3-2-5 formation as well (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:14:30
    - yeah that would be funny, back to the old school formations of 2 defenders 5 attackers (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Apr 22, 08:30:05
      - crewe away was brilliant when we last went up (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:33:27
        
        1.81 hmmmm (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:35:20
        
        Mug bet (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 22, 08:36:55
        
        gillingham (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:38:20
        
        1.81 no point (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 22, 08:40:26
        
        if wes plays, may get on (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:42:53
Who is watching football tonight? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 21, 18:35:20
- S (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 20:09:42
  - L (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 20:11:54
    - N (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 20:13:09
      - N (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 20:55:24
- no (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 19:22:59
- Fuck yes (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 21, 18:43:23
  - Where are you Yarmy? (n/m) (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, Apr 22, 10:25:02
  - buy a can of Super Tennants and go stand outside Currys (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 21, 18:56:01
    - ell-oh-ell. (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 21, 19:02:08
    - agreed (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Apr 21, 18:58:38
- yes, should be a good game (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Apr 21, 18:41:25
- maybe (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Apr 21, 18:38:07
  - brilliant, all we need now is a "no" for the set (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 21, 18:44:28
- what football charles? (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 21, 18:38:05
  - Bryan Munchkin v Lyons (Other Football) - Huge Small, Apr 21, 18:48:17
    - munchkins to do a win (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 21, 18:51:03
  - CHARLES!! (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 21, 18:43:36
    - no idea (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 21, 18:44:02
      - you absolute rotter! (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 21, 18:49:40
        
        only joking, it's Hull v Villa (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 21, 18:52:32
        
        Great ! Another PL pump-fest (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Apr 21, 18:55:01
        
        that really will...how the fuck did that get to be a TV game!? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Apr 21, 19:27:41
        
        it'd didn't by the looks (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 21, 19:47:15
        
        hull have a football team? that's astonishing. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 21, 18:54:04
        
        yes, they are two leagues higher than Norwich City (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 21, 18:54:20
        
        For another month. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 21, 18:55:57
- 66000 at the Allianz Arena (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, Apr 21, 18:36:52
  - and what will they be watching? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 21, 18:37:53
    - Football? (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, Apr 21, 18:38:55
I did briefly think about getting an Ipad (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 21, 16:55:40
- One reason that I can never take any American 100% seriously is that they use "pinky". (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 17:01:02
  - Yes (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 21, 17:04:25
    - that's a very a sweeping generalisation (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 21, 17:06:47
- The iPad is like a large iPhone without the phone (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 21, 16:59:14
  - yes, it does seem to be effectively a giant I-touch that you can't fit in your pocket (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 21, 17:04:46
    - the "i" prefix = (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 21, 18:32:29
French media blackout : Can anyone help? Sleaze below... (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 21, 16:15:51
- Is 17 underage? (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 21, 16:38:34
  - The french age of consent is 18 FACT (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 21, 17:07:19
  - It is for a French hooker. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 16:43:26
    - 15 for non-prossies (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 21, 16:46:38
      - So you can shag but you can't charge for it til you're older (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 21, 16:48:48
        
        surely there's some human rights - age discrimination thing going on here? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 21, 16:53:31
        
        often a very blurred line as to what one can consider being 'charged'! (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 21, 16:51:16
        
        It's the sex-trade demonstration of the French having no word for Entrepreneur. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 16:50:34
  - legally? or morally? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 21, 16:42:02
    - Shame Brown or Alnwick aren't here, canaries world could get to the bottom of this (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 21, 16:45:07
- They tried to break the world record for most Lucky Pierres in one go (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Apr 21, 16:27:59
- Mr Ribery's French Algerian wife, Wahiba, for whom he converted to Islam, is understood to (Other Football) - megson, Apr 21, 16:20:09
  - Hows the missus meggers? (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 21, 16:24:19
    - Pretty good so far, no sickness etc. Moods have been ok in the main (Other Football) - megson, Apr 21, 16:49:58
      - Good stuff! (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 21, 17:27:38
      - few tears when we went up on Saturday (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 21, 16:57:27
      - Bollocks to that. As I used to say to Mrs jafski. "You're pregnant, not ill." (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 21, 16:51:03
        
        ^^^ i did the same^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Apr 21, 17:35:04
        
        And that's why you get arsey phone calls wondering where the fuck you are... (Other Football) - Arganth, Apr 21, 16:56:50
        
        ha ha. Is that what happened? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 21, 17:03:41
        
        Not quite. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 21, 17:05:55
        
        Did you intersperse the "yes dear"s with "yes love"s? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 21, 17:19:17
        
        The worm has turned. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 21, 17:03:17
    - I should add (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 21, 16:24:51
      - it doesn't get any better y'know (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 21, 16:35:59
        
        As a childless woman (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 21, 16:37:52
        
        It's like The Female Eunuch was never written. FFS. Come on sister. (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 21, 16:47:43
        
        Now I didn't say that having nightmare moods (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 21, 16:55:40
        
        Alright, calm down love. Jesus Christ. Go and put the kettle on there's a sweetheart. (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 21, 16:57:11
        
        i'm going to bookmark this ^^^ post (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 21, 16:45:12
        
        As my nephew once said so beautifully (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 21, 16:47:32
    - nlo he's still manic (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 16:24:47
      - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Apr 21, 16:47:43
- Hair y'are... (Other Football) - Arganth, Apr 21, 16:19:28
- Is there anyone in the French National team called Pierre? (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 21, 16:19:16
- yeah him and govou (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 16:18:50
- Hair........ (Other Football) - megson, Apr 21, 16:18:49
- So'n the Guardian sport, linky below. (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 21, 16:18:18
  - Cheers all ! (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 21, 16:22:13
April 21st Chinese National Day of mourning for earthquake victims.... (Other Football) - istanbuldom, Apr 21, 13:15:34
- is there also an Istanbulsub? (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Apr 21, 16:00:52
- could have watched the san jose earthquakes instead (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 21, 13:17:10
  - . (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 21, 13:18:52
- Why do they broadcast Chinese telly in Istanbul ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Apr 21, 13:16:14
  - moved to China... (Other Football) - istanbuldom, Apr 21, 13:23:41
    - so the Chinese government haven't recognised the danger Wrath could pose to them? (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 21, 13:28:15
      - FREE TIBET AND TAIWAN !! (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Apr 21, 13:29:27
        
        * click * (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 13:32:08
        
        I didn't get to see Oasis last year because Bjork... (Other Football) - istanbuldom, Apr 21, 13:40:45
        
        If no-one had to find out about it, would you have a go on Bjork? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 13:44:42
        
        I had a proper crush on her in my teenage years (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 21, 13:56:25
        
        I have a feeling I may have posted this about 5 years ago (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 21, 14:00:44
        
        all day long (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 21, 14:04:55
        
        Nice Bod. Paper bagger (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Apr 21, 13:52:23
        
        I'd give her some Big Time Sensuality. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Apr 21, 13:50:29
        
        sexhair (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 13:51:30
        
        Yes, with my sex hair. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Apr 21, 13:55:17
        
        Old enough to be your mother. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 13:56:04
        
        stop it with the age posts (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 21, 14:02:39
        
        Never stopped me before. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Apr 21, 13:57:03
        
        not Bjork, but Helena Bonham Carter... (Other Football) - istanbuldom, Apr 21, 13:46:15
        
        Martina Hingis before Monica Seles (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 21, 13:56:03
        
        Without hesitation. Wouldn't mind who knew, either. (n/m) (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 21, 13:46:06
        
        nice one Dutchess (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 21, 13:33:28
Who would you sign in the summer? 6 players on your wishlist, can be loan or perm. (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Apr 21, 12:29:04
- has evans done anything this season? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 13:01:12
  - shef u would prob want rid, its more he doesnt fit with the shef u hoof ball (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Apr 21, 13:06:58
    - you can be a one season wonder tho (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 13:10:23
- Agree with 1 and 3. (NCFC) - Jambocanary, Apr 21, 12:38:33
  - yup agreed, or perhaps beavers from shef wed, is pretty highly rated (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Apr 21, 12:40:01
    - Um....who's Nadjim Abdou? (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 21, 12:41:32
      - everyone else knows him as Jimmy Abdou (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 21, 12:43:33
      - very good millwall midfielder (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Apr 21, 12:43:27
    - beavers from everywhere seem pretty highly rated tbf. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 21, 12:40:46
      - Apart from the Saskatoon Banded Nail-Toed Substandard Beaver (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 21, 12:48:36
        
        And Nicky Beaver (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 21, 12:51:24
        
        I like Beaver (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 21, 13:00:55
        
        Hang on...if he DID sign, on the back of his shirt it would say... (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 21, 13:13:47
        
        LoL (n/m) (NCFC) - Lambert Nobacon, Apr 21, 13:15:10
- wouldn't bother with Lambert (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 21, 12:32:34
  - Lambert is class, i wanted us to sign him last year. (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Apr 21, 12:38:35
    - I think they were together at Rochdale (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 21, 12:41:12
  - Disagree, I reckon he'll score pots in L1 but may not step up (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 21, 12:36:43
    - which rather defeats the object of signing him then (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 21, 12:51:29
      - lambert is a year younger (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 12:57:53
        
        Has he just done an Arizona Bay? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 21, 13:23:59
        
        Shutcherface (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 13:34:32
        
        Hooray! Hello AB (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 21, 13:36:22
        
        Hullo. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 13:51:52
        
        awww. You don't mean that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 21, 13:59:23
      - Yes, I wasn't suggesting we buy him, just that he won't be a one-season wonder (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 21, 12:54:09
Eyja-fjalla-jokull volcano this morning.... (General Chat) - No99, Apr 20, 16:59:00
- Wow. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 17:04:34
  - indeed (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Apr 20, 17:25:34
Princess Anne or Anne Robinson (n/m) (Betting) - The Judge, Apr 20, 15:30:55
- I take it this is the "One Bullet" question? (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 15:31:46
eejit (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 15:28:35
- I didn't know Plan B was a big snooker fan (Other Sports) - The Judge, Apr 20, 15:35:17
  - I saw that Plan B On Jonathan Rosses. Not what I was expecting at all. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 15:37:02
    - Where's CB41 when you need him? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 15:38:15
- ah, i wondered what he'd done (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 20, 15:32:14
- Me too. Wife bought me a ticket to one of the semis next Friday. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 15:30:32
  - Make sure you wear your Norwich top. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 15:31:32
    - Will. Seventh row from the front. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 15:32:32
      - And shout plums (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Apr 20, 15:35:47
        
        And HORSES (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Apr 20, 15:55:12
      - they're bound to focus on you though aren't they (n/m) (Other Sports) - camcan, Apr 20, 15:35:13
        
        No. Big ole shiny forehead not TV camera friendly. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 15:35:57
        
        Real reason = ginga = not lens friendly (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Apr 20, 15:49:52
        
        Hope you haven't got the new shirt. Cameras might struggle with the contrast. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 15:37:13
        
        Wear a snood. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Apr 20, 15:37:05
        
        ask the makeup girl for a bit of powder (Other Sports) - camcan, Apr 20, 15:38:19
        
        sexist! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Apr 20, 16:11:27
Natalie Portman or Kelly Brook (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 15:24:25
- Who are they please? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 20, 15:56:40
  - Standard Portman look (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 16:30:57
    - Brook (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 16:33:22
      - Portman for me (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 16:34:20
  - have you ever seen the film Leon? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 20, 16:11:43
- Far too close to call. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 15:26:26
  - It really isn't. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 15:29:25
    - pervert!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 15:32:00
    - Correct (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 20, 15:31:09
  - Good un innit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 20, 15:27:50
- why do I always have to choose? Let them fight over me... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 20, 15:26:11
Relegated (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 13:20:12
- Was always going to happen. Neil Woods was such a loser as a player (Other Football) - pants, Apr 20, 13:37:42
- Volcano explodes in Iceland. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 13:23:18
  - Oh? Oh well, sorry. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 13:23:56
    - lol, good story that though, true football fans. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 13:24:49
Delia does web chat whatsit on Thursday (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 20, 12:37:06
- It hit me how popular Delia is nationally at Huddersfield, the clamour for (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 13:18:21
  - So do I (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 20, 14:24:29
- the cynic in side me says why now (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 20, 12:41:20
  - you work for Hornby? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 20, 12:59:38
    - Proper boy job... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 13:01:06
  - This time last year - wasnt there a public open day with directors forum? (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 20, 12:46:32
    - yes your right not sure if Delia was present though (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 20, 12:58:09
      - ah, dunno. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 20, 13:07:25
  - Probably because as you appear to be suggesting she'd have been mauled... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 12:43:43
    - and he'd of quite enjoyed it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 20, 12:44:37
- I'll aska couple of questions... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 12:39:50
  - here's my extensive list of questions to delia: (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 20, 12:49:07
    - An exhaustive and searching list indeed... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 12:58:02
      - well, mcnally answered on of mine AND HE LIED! (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 20, 13:00:51
    - Stop moaning, they're for kids, not you. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 20, 12:54:47
      - i'm sorry i thought we lived in a dermocracy (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 20, 12:56:38
        
        Yeah, we have to cater for all facets of society. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 20, 13:00:04
        
        you had a moan at me moaning (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 20, 13:03:30
        
        Tee hee hee! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 20, 13:05:27
        
        me neither (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 20, 13:06:52
        
        ^^^ A moanoff. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 13:03:53
        
        You do a bit. Not a lot, mind, but you do a bit (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 13:01:52
        
        Sssh! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 20, 13:04:13
- oh. (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 20, 12:39:17
5 Fav City Players of all time...not the best just personal favourites (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Apr 20, 09:39:25
- Hucks, Iwan, Fox, Eadie, Malky. (n/m) (NCFC) - DannyGranvilleOnLoan, Apr 20, 12:44:18
- Suggett, Crook, Keelan, Stringer, Barham (n/m) (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, Apr 20, 12:30:24
- Fleck, Fox, Robins, Sutton, Hucks (n/m) (NCFC) - Clipper, Apr 20, 12:24:18
- Bryan Gunn, Adam Drury, Daryl Sutch, Darren Huckerby, Iwan Roberts (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Apr 20, 12:00:18
- Fleck, Nedergaard, Huckerby, IWAN, Svensson (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 20, 11:10:56
- Eadie, Fleck, Crook, Gunn, Fox (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 20, 11:08:17
- Crook, Gunn, Hucks, Malkay, Bowen (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 20, 10:43:02
- Oooo I love lists like this, let me have a go (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 20, 10:22:39
  - omg I forgot Justin (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 10:23:44
    - omg you're like so Twilight! (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 20, 10:25:28
      - twas deliberate (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 10:26:16
- Kevin Keelan, Martin Peters, Kevin Drinkell, Dale Gordon, Iwan Roberts (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Apr 20, 10:19:27
- Paddon, Reeves, Iwan, Hucks, Drury (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 10:17:21
  - How did I forget Reeves? (NCFC) - mr carra, Apr 20, 10:20:42
    - No! (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 20, 10:24:02
      - I plead teenage girl status in my selection policy (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 10:25:23
        
        Was Reeves a hit with the teenage girl fan base, then? (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 20, 10:26:30
        
        Roger Gibbins had a better bubble perm (NCFC) - mr carra, Apr 20, 10:28:11
        
        I have no idea (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 10:28:05
        
        Yes (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 20, 10:29:41
        
        I have (much) older brothers (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 10:44:16
- Hucks, Iwan, Eadie, Bowen and Fleck (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 20, 10:16:46
  - ooooh, Bowen (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 20, 10:27:50
  - Thing is, I find it impossible to list only five (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 20, 10:19:43
    - yeah I had a hard time (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 20, 10:25:50
    - exactly (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 10:21:59
      - Scale is hugely difficult (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 20, 10:27:33
        
        which is why all these 'best goals' 'best players' etc (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 10:28:58
    - who would you have round to dinner? (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 20, 10:21:44
      - Iwan, Grant Holt and John Hartson (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 20, 10:23:38
      - whilst shagging your wife (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 10:22:56
- Ian Crook, Robert Fleck, Bryan Gunn, Dale Gordon and The Ginger Pele (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 20, 10:11:47
- Fleck, Gunn, Iwan, Flem, Easton (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 20, 10:02:35
  - and there was me (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 20, 10:17:42
  - I've met him (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 10:12:23
- Kevin Reeves - Justin Fashanu - Darren Huckerby - Malky Mackay (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 20, 10:02:14
- Dennis van Wyk, Darren Eadie, Jerry Goss, Iwan and Hucks (n/m) (NCFC) - Greeny, Apr 20, 09:56:10
- Paul Haylock, Dean Coney, Mark Farrington, Graham Benstead & Eric Fuglestad. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 20, 09:52:33
  - FFS! (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 20, 09:55:13
    - Close, but Eric the King just edged him. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 20, 09:56:27
      - Also FFS at no Steve Goble (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 20, 09:57:22
        
        Yeah. And where's Dave Bennett? (NCFC) - mr carra, Apr 20, 10:24:55
        
        Didn't like his legs. Went out at the knee then back in again. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 20, 09:58:19
  - "are you steve in holland in disguise?" (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 20, 09:54:12
    - I don't understand. I just listed my favourite ever Norwich players as requested. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 20, 09:56:03
      - i refuse to take anyone seriously that doesn't list iwan robots (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 20, 10:00:18
        
        He was no Mike Sheron though. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 20, 10:03:22
        
        well, there is that (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 20, 10:14:49
- kevin reeves, dave watson, kevin keelan, iwan robots, ruel fox (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 20, 09:48:23
- Peters, Fleck, Huckerby, Drinkell, O'Neill (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 20, 09:43:29
  - Keith? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 20, 10:27:18
STAT! Only one team in League one has drawn less games than us. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 19, 13:52:31
- Tsk. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 19, 13:55:05
  - Yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 19, 14:35:02
Opening day (NCFC) - JoeyDeacon, Apr 19, 13:29:22
- Banned! So yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Apr 19, 13:32:49
  - And yet Andy Hughes was allowed back here after he lost it with a couple of our fans (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 19, 13:35:20
- Seem to remember the club let them have their tickets back. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 19, 13:32:42
  - Do a look at your email inbox and your iphone messages. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 19, 13:40:47
    - ... the only thing about him is he's got big bones (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 19, 13:44:17
      - like ut (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 19, 13:45:36
    - I've left my eyephone at home, like a div. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 19, 13:42:46
      - Need confirmation of Bears and Mark Curry MKII attendance - nos for Roti. Want to get it (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 19, 13:44:44
        
        Is that Car Lisle or Gillingham? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 19, 14:51:27
        
        Carlisle. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 19, 15:24:14
        
        can def remove me from the list - I'll be working that weekend (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 19, 15:26:13
        
        Carl Isle. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 19, 15:11:40
        
        Gill Ingham (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 19, 15:19:58
        
        Paul Tonrovers (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 19, 15:23:37
        
        Don Caster (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 19, 20:23:13
        
        Lee Dsunited (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 19, 21:31:40
        
        Rightho. Def one (Me), poss two (Mrs AB). (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 19, 13:47:02
        
        Oh are we bringing Mrs Wrathers ??? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 19, 13:57:47
      - It was probably about football. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 19, 13:43:45
        
        Or Latitude. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 19, 13:43:56
  - banned indefinitely (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 19, 13:33:57
FAO Iceland Ash Cloud. Seriously, Fuck off now. You were a novelty friday, an interesting (General Chat) - megson, Apr 19, 12:33:52
- my mate as supposed to fly to his brothers Sunday in South Africa. Shame... (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 19, 13:23:44
- All flying should be banned (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 19, 12:47:05
  - What has made me think (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 19, 12:51:26
    - The problem is that train fares (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 19, 13:01:42
      - is the train inherently more expensive than flying? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 19, 13:03:29
        
        It cost me 61 quid for a return to London on the train last week (General Chat) - Klobo04, Apr 19, 13:16:05
        
        only if you booked the flight well warly though. Which I guess you didn't do with the trai (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 19, 13:17:36
        
        I had a open ticket to go to London... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Apr 19, 13:26:34
        
        not warly. Early. Warly doesn't mean anything. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 19, 13:18:22
        
        I bet it does. Somewhere (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 19, 13:19:36
        
        Tricky loves Hanson and System of a Down (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 19, 13:34:47
        
        HORSES ! (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 19, 13:07:29
        
        I now shout that whenever I see a horse box when travelling to and from Norwich (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 19, 13:09:13
        
        I think so. We flew to Manchester a foo years back, was about 70% of the cost of train (General Chat) - megson, Apr 19, 13:05:12
    - I went for a walk yesterday. Blue sky was lovely without loads of plane trails across it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 19, 13:00:49
- didn't get any Irish rellies over for my sister's wedding on Saturday (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 19, 12:39:17
- All gone downhill for them since they sacked Kerry Katona. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 19, 12:36:54
- been a big help to me (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 19, 12:35:37
  - Lucky! Still, its raising some good issues, things we'll probably learn from. (General Chat) - megson, Apr 19, 12:44:01
- Brother didn't get to fly to Egypt yesty - came up and collected (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 19, 12:35:28
  - Had a text from NCFC4Life on Saturday.. (General Chat) - colincanary, Apr 19, 13:10:28
  - snogging (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 19, 12:36:08
    - oh - worz will be jealous that he and Badonion were just ships that passed in the night! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 19, 12:37:48
"Everyone at the football club deserves credit before myself." (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 22:48:50
- Theo? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 17, 22:50:09
  - Paul "Super Paul" Lambert (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 22:52:01
    - LIZZIE'S BACK ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 17, 23:49:25
eei eei eei o (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 17, 22:38:56
- Did you go in the end? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 22:41:01
  - Tricky did go - I saw him at Charlton station before the game (n/m) (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Apr 17, 23:10:17
not wishing to put a downer on things by any means, but... (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 17, 21:52:16
- No. No it doesn't. The font is fine, despite the best efforts of all you malcontents. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 22:45:00
- well have a good look at it then (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 17, 21:54:07
- you need to sort your rifle out Pyle (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 17, 21:53:40
  - charlton leeds swindon and millwall let me down big style this weekend (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 17, 21:58:39
    - You should have layed it off, you'll never lose a bet again when you lay it off (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 17, 22:03:07
      - just bet less (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 17, 22:04:53